Nuclear Throne thread
>Kicked off of /v/ edition
okay, first off, those guides are awful and telling someone not to take strong spirit is the worst advice you could give to anyone ever
was this game recently on sale? Ive been thinking about getting it
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT ENEMY?
APPEARING SUDDENLY AND PISSED AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF BULLETS AT ME
FUCK YOU
Yung Cuz update when
>>127396572
that's horror you should kill it
>>127396572
It's Horror. You kill him, you unlock him
>>127396606
maybe someday
>>127396567
Nah, surge in popularity is due to it being out of early access
Pretty cheap though.
It's pretty much Hotline Isaac:touhou edition which is all I ever wanted in life
While I don't want to defend the autist, you guys need to find some new images.
Hell, I spotted a few non-NT pics I posted.
Go forth and search, they definitely exist.
>>127396572
It's a QT tbqh
A QT you can play as who happens to be top tier
Go and discuss it on /indie/, the NT fanbase isn't too big to have a general and there on /indie/ are a lot of fags who love NT.
>>127397119
we have no home...
>>127397119
There were close to 200 posters in the /v/ threads, Wakfu survived on /vg/ with like 150until the devs killed the game with their faggotry
I beat lil cunter for the first time today. Passed first floor palace, then this happens on the second floor.
Fuck me man. It's not right.
>>127397119
>Man, NT are too slow to post on /vg/, we'll just post on /v/!
>WAAAAAH, STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES. >>>/vg/ >>>/vg/ >>>/vg/
>Go to /vg/
>Dude, there's no way you can have your own thread on /vg/
It's not fair. It's not right
>>127397351
>>127397354
I'm ok with this.
Can someone tell me how the fuck do i play with Eyes? I already have the golden wrench as a starter weapon
>>127397713
don't get overzealous with active
>>127397713
be smart don't hold down the active too much
One day I'll get you to drop, you elusive bitch.
>>127397713
Get Throne Butt + Euphoria.
this isn't fair
>>127398007
what is that?
>>127398302
A gun gunIt shoots guns
Will Vlambeer release more characters/stages?
Or every update from now will be only bugfixes and balancing?
>>127398276
why would you want that anyway
>portal opens up here
>>127398373
we have no idea right now
>>127397628
Gotta make room for the console war, twitter and politics threads. No room for one thread of vidya discussion at one time.
At any rate, people undervalue Fish's roll, I'm not even memeing.
The extra mobility helps. ESPECIALLY with throne butt
I would love if there was alternate stage progression like Isaac.
Automatically going to the Jungle instead of the Ice area for example. Seeing the desert over and over again is getting tiring, despite how much I love the game.
>>127398373
Next bugfix is for sure bugfixes, beyond that only the devs know. There are some loose content threads that need to be tied up, like yung cuz and secret areas not having a boss so there's hope for those
>>127398439
I'm guessing he's upset that the portal opened the chest because he was going for a big weapon chest.
>yfw
>>127399105
I know it's up in the air whether or not they'll add future stuff, but is there any content they confirmed they're working on that they've yet to add in, or is this the finished product?
Also, how is the PS4 version?
>>127399360
nothing is confirmed
I wish there were some way to unlock Skele from the char select screen.
ITS THE
>The wind hurts
>Don't drink the water
>Sludge pools
>There used to be trees here>Oh no
>Heart of darkness
>Miss the sun
>Your friends were here
>It's so darkI wish I could add my own messages.
>>127399360
They've heavily teased Yung Cuz and an Oasis boss, I know that much. They hinted and deconfirmed online play but there's always hope for that since they're out of EA and have more time on their hands
Isn't this game Vlambeer's biggest success?
They would be foolish to not make expansions BoI style.
They'd make lods emone.
Maybe I'm just hopeful because I love the game so much
>>127399580
his power is extreme so I think he's fine this way
>>127399710
>Yung Venuz is so cool
>we can't add more content to the GM engine
>waiting 2 years
>It's here, NUCLEAR THRONE: REBORN
>everyone's happy
>new characters
>new areas
>C-skins
>they even finished motherfucking Oasis
>1 year later
>'Yeah guys, here it is: NUCLEAR THRONE AFTERBORN'
>five new items
>everything's broken
>unfinished content
>broken new game mode
>one hundred multiplayerbabies
>Vlambeer gets universal hate
Will the story repeat again?
>>127400284
dog guardians literally decide if you are strong enough to continue
Goshdang, fix the dailies and weeklies you dingdongs
Does the throne even exist?
>>127400380
I doubt it
>>127400728
Does mcmuffin not know how to shave properly?
>>127400827
yes you just have to stay adamant
How would you like your pathfinding?
>>127401397
what the fuck causes them to sperg out?
I cannot for the life of me predict them
>>127401539
They're like a fleshpound, if they sense you around they haul ass to fuck ur butt
Generators
Yay or nay?
>>127401915
great
>run out of ammo
>trying to find gun to eat
>see red chest and rush to it
>big dog wakes up and spins on top of it
>mfw i didn't reach the nuclear throne
>>127401984
if you wanna loop yeah
>>127401397
>>127401915
Elite snowbots with spinny fuck maces for hands when?
Is the patch coming out relatively soon?
I miss dailies.
>>127402294
They said this week, so soon (tm)
>>127397354
i went to see if the general was still here the other day (stopped playing awhile ago) and saw that it was gone.
made me cry a little inside. that was the only mmo I have ever been able to enjoy.
If you had to rank all the mutants, where do they fit?
S/A/B/C/D
Including Frog and Skeleton for fun
>spend 23 hours trying hard to win
>fail completely
>do half-assed runs while watching AGDQ
>win twice in three runs
Also, for Fish's B-skin, what counts as looping: getting an ending after looping once, or just beating the spoiler?
>Spawn in Big Dog's floor
>A gorillion crows volleying shots at you, with several sniper lasers following you
Every time.
>>127402424dia?
>>127402561
>S
Skeleton
Y.V.
Steroids
Horror
Rogue
>A
Fish
Eyes
Plant
>B
Melting
Rebel
>C
Frog
Chicken
>D
Yung Cuz
>>127402858
second one
>>127402561
>S
YV
Skeleton
Horror
Rebel
>A
Fish
Eyes
Plant
Melting
>C
Frog
Chicken
Rogue
>D
Cuz?
I'm new to the game. I know about the TMNT level, the ocean level, how to get big chests and big rad canisters, how to get to the Jungle and I just figured out that you can feed proto statues with Horror's rad beam.
What other tips and workarounds are there?
>>127402561
S: Skeleton, Y.V, Plant, Horror
A: Steroids, Eyes, Rebel, Robot
B: Crystal, Fish, Frog, Chicken
C: Rogue, Melting
>>127403316
>Melting
>C
>>127403397
my C tier is for niche characters
does not mean they're bad
>>127403208
Tiers for mutations are non-existent. A couple synergize with every character but every mutation can be good depending on the character
Melee is more useful than you think, use it to break up large projectiles and completely fuck over lil hunter
Lil hunter is not that bad if you use corners to peak him, hammer head is good for this
Crowns are highly situational but Blood is useful for racking up kills for dailies/weeklies and for general practice
More that I'm forgetting
Bolt marrow op
>>127403695
with the super splinter gun it becomes near god like
>>127403610
>every mutation can be good depending on the character
I cannot think of a single situation in which Lucky Shot is useful.
>>127403978
Robot using crown of guns?
>>127404054
Fair enough.
rip
We tried
>yfw a screwdriver drops on 3-1
Launcher>Crossbow
>>127405943
>Nuke Launcher
>Boiling Veins
>Stress
>Trigger Fingers
The best
>>127405284
It's not fair
It's not right
I gotta say I'm impressed by the autism the shitposter has in the /v/ thread
POST CHICKEN BUTT
>>127406595
NO TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON /V/
GO TO /VG/ WHERE YOUR THREADS CANT SURVIVE.
I EXCLUSIVELY COME TO /V/ FOR TWITTER THREADS AND PORN AND YOU'RE RUINING IT.
>>127406678
please it's too soon for this
>mfw I play chicken and the game becomes Hotline Miami
I can't play well with screenshake on
Shitsux.
I also can't loop if I don't have my lucky slippers on
Is there a golden Shovel?
I want a golden Shovel.
>>127406678doodles soon comrade
>>127407932
Nope, only a Golden Wrench and Screwdriver.
>Fish is an ex cop
>Mutates thick skin
>Suddenly the memories of his past life start to come backhe always had thick skin
>>127407939You are a legend.
Rebel doesn't get enough love.
DPS monster
>>127408768
Rebel doesn't get enough love becausenobody can loop to unlock her.
>>127408861
>finally unlock Rebel with my boy Robot
>trying to get Rogue
>realize I can't destroy the generators to lower the health or else I'll loop and wont unlock Rogue
>trying to get to it again
I've gotten to the throne 3 times now
>he mains crystal
![lilhunter_sm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CKSOtNk.png "lilhunter_sm[1].png")
HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT THIS PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE FAGGOT ASS?
I have played for about 25 hours, and the furthest I have gotten is to this little asshole slut. Such a goddamn little gimmick piece of garbage boss, fuck.
Been playing Plant (my boy), I was using Crystal but didn't want to get used to the shielding crutch.
Anyone have any advice? I'm pretty sure I almost killed him last time through, but the queer IDPD he summons blew my shit up.
>>127410695
Boiling Veins with a fast firing weapon, like a jack hammer or a Hyper Rifle.
>>127410695
Shoot at him untill he dies.No seriously take him the fuck down he only has 140 hp and the fight is worst the longer you let it last.
>yfw you pick random on a daily
>>127400039
POP POP
>>127410695
As Plant, if you snare him he's fucked.
As YV one proper brrrap pop pop with a decent weapon will instakill him.
Other than that just keep calm when you fight him and don't stop moving.
Also, melee wrecks his anus
>>127410830
damn you're the hardest nigga in this thread
>>127411174
It's actually very exciting.
Plus, when you get someone like YV purely by chance your heart lights up like a kid on Christmas
Imagine if YV took the same roids that steroids uses so he can dual wield as well.
And then he brrrap pop pop'd two nukes at once.
Final boss tier
>>127408768
That's a lot of allies you have there
It would be really unfortunate if someone reflected their shots back at you ;^)
Shame the PS4 is so bugged atm.
Having played it on steam for months the ps4 is pretty great.
Hopefully they patch it soon.
I have a golden launcher stuck on fish so I can't switch back to the revolver.
Skins and crowns are fucked as well
>>127410830
Think of the children
>>127410695
He has about as much health as Big Bandit
Get a weapon with high per-shot damage
>play NT at a friends house
>He has all B skins unlocked on his file
Damn son
>>127412325
What is the meaning of that picture?
>>127412706
Alignment Chart:
Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic
Good,
Neutral,
Evil.
>tfw just beat the throne with the weapons i've been using since the junkyard
Feels good
Would feel even better if i looped though
Stupid generators
>>127412706
Lawful / neutral / chaotic
Good / neutral / evil
>>127412910
oh gotcha
>>127412951
I once managed to beat The Throne with a Slugger and Golden Wrench as Steroids.It was my first time doing it.
How does this make you feel?why did I save this
>>127413543
Unf
>>127413543
More likeWhorror
>>127413543
>female horror
>barely looks like horror
it's bad
strawpoll.me/6446035/
I like it
>>127414428
its kinda fun
too deadly though
>>127414428
bruh
>>127414683
>splintergun
That's the splinter pistol you fool
>>127414925
I realized that just before posting, and decided not to fix it
>tfw even Northernlion is better at NT than you
>>127412428
I unlocked them all recently
Working on crowns now
Here's a drawing I did of the most fun character.
If you don't random your daily you a fuckboy.
Why does a white crown flash above the character's head occasionally?
Is it to signify that a mutation proc'd?
>>127416168
It happens when you level.
>>127416168
Crown = you collected enough Rads for your next upgrade without having to look at your Rads bucket in the upper left.
If only you could talk to the monsters
http://imgur.com/2dWmfXaChicken is fun to doodle
>>127416675Was fully expecting porn. Pleasantly (sorta) surprised.
>>127416675
Hot damn.
>double flame shotgun
>>127413174
Beat throne as roids with double wrench
That was before generators though
>>127416623
Rosebud
>>127416831I'm not that much of a furfag yet
>Throne room red chest
>Pop gun
C'mon now
>>127416675
wtf am I looking at. that's not how fat works. it looks bad, apply yourself
>>127417447
Yeah m8, the anatomy on that nuclear humanoid ninja chicken is off.
Be more self aware /ic/
>>127417447What can I say, I can't into shortstack
Bouncer weapons are too fun holy shit
>>127417447
It looks fine man.
>>127417740If you have the free time and you feel like it can you draw the unholy being that is YV on Steroid's roids?
>>127417961
Wasn't that already done? I remember seeing it somewhere
>>127418025
Nah, someone did Cuz all muscular>>127396606
but YV would be cooler.
Dual wielding golden nukes or something
>no dark souls esque big chest mimics
Why vlambeer
>>127416675
>>127418337
>No golden chest mimics where YV pops out and one shot brrraps you
Is the oasis worth it?
>>127418719
If you're trying to get Plant's B skin maybe.
Otherwise you're just skipping a shitload of mutations and good weapons.
>yfw you pull off a matrix maneuver
>>127417590
>>127417740
>>127417864
Not how I would draw it but it's an improvement http://imgur.com/1FUrocF
>>127419269
the original was perfectly fine imo
lewder too
NT would make for a pretty fun cartoon
>>127396130
http://pastebin.com/5RxbMUZ6
>>127419516
maybe
what would their personalities be?
>>127419562
wew lad
>>127419562
>>127419562
lol
>>127419562
>>127416675
>>127419269
>>127419562
Thread is getting really lewd.
>>127421116
It's probably from all the pent up frustrations this game causes
what's you're favorite songs guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZYVncoQR3g
>>127421657
i put the wrong your/you're fuck me
>>127418112
There was an attempt
>>127422015
nice
>>127421657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5no-bvzBo0
>>127422241
dayummmm
>>127422015
Cool beans
>>127419608
>Fish
Gruff, good natured "team dad".
>Crystal
Sweet but fiercely protective "team mom".
>Chicken
The stoic quiet one.
>Eyes
PISSED AS SHIT
ALL THE TIME
nobody understands tho
>Melting
The Eeyore of the group if I'm anyone to guess
>Steroids
Fluctuates between calm and intellectual and roid raging as shit
>Plant
We pretty much already know. Kill kill kill. Blood blood blood.
>Rebel
The group "kid", chipper and optimistic.
>Rogue
Withdrawn, harbouring inner sadness and conflict.
>Horror
Puppy.
>Robot
robot
>Y.V.
We have a whole Y.V. twitter account that's basically canon so I don't have to tell youAnd Rogue and Rebel fuck[/sub]
>>127434229
>We have a whole Y.V. twitter account that's basically canon
What? Link?
>>127436184
https://twitter.com/venuzpatrol
Crown of Blood and Melting is the most fun way to play
>kill lil hunter with chicken sword
He's a fuckin pussy cat with melee
>>127437334
>Impact Wrists
>Chair Ass
>Scarier Face
That certainly helps
No.
>>127439287
>Who's a GOD lil' monster?
After reading that Twitter, I cannot unsee this speek now.
>>127442946
Yes.
>>127443432
>Dual wielding explosive weaponry with Steroids
>>127396875
>Hotline Isaac:touhou edition
>YV's twitter
>"hav a good monday"
>get to the throne
>Game crashes
It's not right, its not fair.
Hey, we still need more votes on "best character."
strawpoll.me/6446035/
>>127448142
>Meme lord on top
>mfw entering stage 5 with an auto crossbow
>tfw god has come to reap the sinners
>>127448897
POP POP
>>127450287
>2 still locked
>Random isn't a black Triangle
>>127446052
thanks gun god
>>127434229
I guess the question remains, if someone made a comic about them for free, would you read it?Would you support them with minor donations once in a while?
>>127452161Obviously
>>127434229
Nigga Chicken is full RIP AND TEAR mode with her opening dialogue and official art
>>127434229
What should befrog'spersonality?
>>127453512
Only wants love but none can get close
>>127453512What about Skeleton? Same as Melting?
>>127453617
This is pure gold.Someone please do a comic, i'd do it but my drawfag skills are awful
>>127453716Mine are shit, too, but I can make it look good with enough patience.
Give me a plotline and I'll do a 3,4, or 6 panel.
What did he mean by this?
>>127454025
Fish cames home, dressed as a worker
>honey, i'm home
Crystal enters the stage and you can hear canned laughters
>my boss is coming to have dinner tonight
A lot of crazy stuff happens and they almost destroy the house.
>knock knock
Yung Venuz enters the stage, with a moustache and fancy clothes.
More canned laughters
Honestly i don't fucking know
Eagle eyes is fucking worthless
>>127454442That's cute, but I meant related to Frog.
I'm creatively bankrupt atm.
>>127402891
It gets painful in loops. It goes from a gorillion to a brazilian snipers
>>127454025
>Fish kills Mom
>Sees Frog approaching
>Goes to give him hug
>Frog hauls ass past him
>And Mom's corpse
>Crying all the way
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
>>127455419
This I like. I may do this if family doesn't pull shit.They are pulling shit right now, expect late tonight/tomorrow.
Favourite loading screen tips?
>EVEN THE GRENADES ARE GOLD
I hate storyboarding, but it's a necessity.
Thoughts?
>Frog and Skeleton are given B skins that have to be unlocked by a method listed in the Pause menu as each
>After unlocking, they automatically equip B skin if you become them from a B-skin character.
Seems logical to me, why isn't it in?
I need YV pictures to edit this image.
Please halp
>>127458691
>>127458691
Don't forget to change
>Her
to
>Him
Unless you're doing something perverse.
>>127458691
>>127458691
i don't feel like dealing with waiting to post these all so here's an album
im gur dot com slash a slash p4Luu
I ruined a perfect Rogue run
I kept shooting generators with auto grenade shotgun and forgot about throne projectiles
I wonder if I'll still be playing Throne after this comes out
>>127453367
What opening dialogue?
Also, she's a weeb with a sword. I imagine she wants to be a samurai. All dignified and shit.
>>127460583
>forgot about throne projectiles
What?
>>127454340
Do you mean what's being represented here? It's Fish going crazy with a big nasty gun of some sort. Which is what you do with Gun Warrant.
>>127463412
I was destroying last generator and didn't notice grenades weren't the only things exploding there
>>127463159
It really does look promising
I'm looking forward to it
>>127456265
>Priceless hardwood
>Get the hell out of here
>#VerifyCuz
>Go
>Remember the training
>Things are different
>Welcome to the future
>The sound of birds
>The air is changing
>Guard this land
>Real thugs hustle
>Fish can roll
The loading tips are great at building atmosphere, desu
It's done.
If someone gets mad at the FOR HER, you can change it.
I didn't changed it because it would ruin the original joke and because i couldn't make the HIM looks legit.
Are there any mods that remove the overhanging part from wall textures so you can actually see shit?
>>127439287
that's cute
how to git gud at drawing
>>127467018
like playing nuclear throne
just keep at it
>Start run
>PSSS PSSS PSSS PSSS PSSS PSS PSSS
>'R'
Not today senpai
>>127469226
shoot it with your gun
>>127398879
This man, Imagine the fun we could have
>Nighttime desert with bandit ninjas and lightning shooting fireflies, Big ninja bandit as a boss
> Dark, trap filled scrapyard alt with buzzsaw traps alongside flame traps
> Jungle as a normal stage, Luftrauser reference airship replaces Jungle secret, Giant fly queen as boss
Literally the first drawing i've done seriously.
>>127470207
excellent
>>127403095
>>127402912
>>127403316
How the fuck did literally all of you forget Robot
>>127413543
Sauce?
>>127470491
but i did not
>>127403316
This lil fucking shit just can't leave me alone even after loop
>>127471342
that hurts to see
>finally get to 5-1
>immediately get my shit pushed in by robots
I always wanted to get fucked by robots, but not like this
What´s even the lore. I thought it´s just post apocalyptic world but aparently you are travelling through fucking dimensions?
where's the lewd
>>127472918
Every loop is a different dimension. Other than that, everything between the Desert and the Throne is the same dimension.
>Nuclear Throne: [Remake Title]
>classic gameplay is now a separate game mode and still is the main method of unlocking characters
>added Story Mode for all characters
>new weapons
>new mutations
>new bosses and areas
Would you?
>>127473357
only if it's good
![9CFtHcd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6ATvEyP.png "9CFtHcd[1].png")
>>127472952
Fish can roll
