>Marathons
AGDQ
>>>/v/
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
>>127361420
speedrun
ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
Edo a cute
![Cqog34y[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vWkqf1A.jpg "Cqog34y[1].jpg")
Eat shit discord fags
Reminder that stivitybobo is running Banjo Kazooie on friday and I'll donate the same thing as last time.
>This is one of the best N64 games
Damn, glad I was a PS1 kid
>>127361560
What compels a man to steal hotel key cards?
they call this a "speed run" ?
its slow as fucking hell
>>127361569
Why didn't she just jump in the pool first and just skip the bucket? Fucking dumb bitch!
>>127361691
>>>/v/
>>127361679
Autism.
>>127361679
He wanted to make a pun to win a girl's affection
![10653646_838666379500771_706143121934406666_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gjbo7Vs.jpg "10653646_838666379500771_706143121934406666_n[1].jpg")
>>127361506
No.
>>127361679
some men just want to watch the world burn
>>127361691
Shards is many things, none of them fast.
>>127361569
>no ass
>no tits
>greasy gross hair
>>127361735
its reversed dumbass
>>127361817
EDO
A
CUTE
!
>>127361735
are you always this autistic or only when it comes to women?
>Watching the <message deleted> fly by in chat
I love how fanny flustered the mods are
Still perma-banned from like 4 years ago when that awful tranny was on stream
Kirby 64 100% isn't that bad.
>Donation from someone who lost someone to cancer
>Reads it in le upbeat anime uguu voice
>>127361838
Go back to facebook Chad
>>127361569
damn is she rich as fuck? nice place
>>127361817
R A R E
P E P E
M E M E
>/srg/ can't even handle sitting in a room filled with real people
>let alone be the center of attention in that room
>let alone have to demonstrate their skills to that room for an hour+
>let alone have to speak to that entire room for the duration
>complains about the most minor of minor chokes and non-existent cringes
>the only true cringe is their own lives
yeah okay sure
>>127361569
I'd kill to have those thighs wrapped around my head desu senpai
who is that redhead qt?
>complain that donations are getting read
>complain that donations aren't getting read the way you want
>>127361939
>having standards this low
>>127361838
And her knees are too sharp
>>127361917
Its a mod bot you idiot.
A reminder of comfier times
>>127361995
Pay attention to the game swordman
>>127362039
>>127361995
When did reddit invade the generals?
>le AGDQ isnt a speedrunning event meme in the OP
Fuck off
>>127362150 (You)
Hello reddit!
>>127362113
I miss when bullshit was allowed on the couch and we had manly shirtless runs.
While will squid start streaming so we can watch some real speedrunning?
The chubby blonde is the best semen demon of this event so far.
>>127362113
Wow that cringe
>Game is so easy to speedrun that a woman can do it
>>127362275
that's fat
>>127361939
>>127362269
i miss when werster said fucking niggers
This run is a fucking mess
>>127361937
These women are too far gone, they've spent trying to have that kawaii dess voice while streaming every day in hopes they can snag a beta orbiter fanbase to live off
>>127362275
>implying you wouldnt want both of them stepping all over you whilst you were unable to do anything about it
>>127362321
more cushion for the pushin*
>>127362275
It's only been 5 hrs mang, but I agree
>>127362275
I would live between her thighs, not gonna lie
>>127362281
>cringe
gtfo
Wait, someone is actually speed running Undertale?
wish there wasn't these women desu
>>127362275
The toddlercon next to her is cuter
>>127362439
I miss when Caleb and Trihex had armwrestling but you wouldn't know about that newfig. Go back to FUCKING REDDIT
>>127362419
Does fruitcup even run games or she gonna be a couchpotato all week
Watching Cosmo's old WW videos make me sad. That shit was always fun to watch.
>>127362419
Iwata is literally centrifuging in his grave
>>127362572
who
this is boring as fuck
how do you people follow this SHIT all year
>>127362552
us oldfags right?
>1:15 of this garbage
kill me
>>127362425
>fat white girls
>doing anything in bed
>>127362572
Her name is Narcissa and why would these videos be sad?
>>>/v/
>>127362630
You are aware of the concept of people enjoying different things than you, right?
cosme alright
>>127362697
Cosmo bait cracks me up every time
>>127362761
Of course not. He's in /srg/.
Oh, hey. AGDQ is happening.
Anything worth looking forward to between now and TASBot?
Reminder that /pol/tards are literally worse than muh swjs and tumblrinas with how much they have to force their shit into every topic.
It's so fucking cute the runner pretends he is playing a videogame
>>127362787
>>127362641
baited as f*ck tbqh
This is why I don't play Kirby
>Get dunked on
Kill yourself, bitch
>>127362840
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
HA HA DUNKED XD
GET DUNKED ON CANCER XD
SAVE THEM BUTTS
KICK CANCER'S ANIMALS xD
>>127362840
we're waiting for beta boy cringe moments and general retardation. Please stand by....
>>127362875
what book is this i think my son would like the illustration
I miss when AGDQ was about the speedgaming and not just shilling yourself in front of 1000x your normal viewer base so you can attempt to collect twitchbux to live off of since 99% of these autists can't function in normal society - aka being able to get a job and be useful.
CHEK MY DUBS LMAO XD
>do X and I will donate another $100
how about just donating another $100 anyway since you can afford it and it is for charity you autismal scumfuck
>>127362891
>>127362928
it's still shitposting, even if you are being ironic
check my dubs
Those dubs are no match for my trips.
>>127362840
No. Only worth watching if you want to catch some unscheduled sperg moment that might be funny.
>Like undertale
>Now associated with this fanbase
Kill me
>dubs
Kill yourself
Double fire best new meme 2016
>>127362854
Please tell me you realize how ironic this post is
>>127362659
>>127362357
>>127362220
>>127362875
>>127362928
i can only imagine your keyboard's face when you pounded on those letters
Is Shovel Knight a good game, or is it le indie pixel meme game?
Also this shit has $39k already?
>check out my doubles
>half of Twitch chat is memelords from 4chan
JUST
>>127363085
>like Undertale
>period
is there a game with more boring "gameplay" that got such acclaim
>>127363114
obama saving america one tweet at a time
>>127362854
one day you'll understand, anon
one day
>>127362915
I saw the schedule, but I don't know what runs or runners might be interested. Like right now I'm watching a game I have hardcore nostalgia for and I'm bored shitless.
>>127362947
>>127363079
Oh well, gonna leave it on as background noise anyway.
>>127363135
>Is Shovel Knight a good game, or is it le indie pixel meme game?
both
>>127363146
4Head
>>127363013
>it's for charity
Nice meme, Uyama
>>127363070
cuck
>>127363135
>le indie pixel meme game?
Mcfucking kill yourself
But yes it's a good game
>>127363198
I am tohou enjoying autism, it is too late for me.
Did Fez kill people liking indie pixel games?
>>127362382
the best of times.
I had an n64 as youngling but kirby 64 was always one of those games I never got the hype around it. Same for bear'n'bird game.
>>127363240
>>127363328
What I meant about indie pixel meme game is that there are a fuckload of games that are garbage that sell just because of their retro look
Holy fuck this game is boring
where is the fucking SPEED
>I MUST READ DONATIONS WHENEVER POSSIBLE
>>127362974
I dont remember, my son's wife sent the pic to me, gotta ask her the next time she comes over
>>127363114
Good thing I'm not American!
/srg/ is funnier than AGDQ during AGDQ
agree y/n
>>127363146
>from 4chan
It's not even that, they're just becoming less and less indistinguishable from the other memelords
>>127363414
No, the fact there are 20 new ones each week did
>>127363414
Nah that was just /v/ edgekids being childish.FEZ is a very nice game btw except for the optional QR code puzzle.
WOOOOOOOOO!
Kill edobean
>>127363572
It's not like he needs concentration for this bullshit.
Wait why am I wasting my time with this shit?
>>127363450
Do you like Megaman and that NES Ducktales game? if yes then you'll like Shovel Knight.
>>127363450
Kill yourself memespewing /v/tard
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't be near the announcer booth in 10 minutes
>>127363450
It's a legit game, you can tell 'cause the characters aren't stick figures
end it
>>127363597
I'm only here for the memes
>>127363603
*distinguishable, kek
DUBBA FYAAAHHH
HYOOOOIPPE
>>127363626
I've never heard bad things about FEZ. I know people hate Phil, but that never seemed to translate into hating the game.
>>127363445
>tfw you realize a lot of these kids were to young to have grown up with the N64
>>127363784
Ain't that the truth, son
>>127362034
kungfufruitcup
now I wanna know who the brunette next to her is
>>127363757
B-b-but I want Anon-sama to rape me too
HAHA shots fired XDDDD
>DOUBLE FIRE
is this supposed to be something funny? i don't get it
>>127363626
>>127363806
Nah, Fez is shit. The platforming and turning gimmick add nothing to the game and there's no enemies or challenge. It might as well just be a set of puzzles.
>>127362610
rip based iwata
shots fired yall
>>127363991
lmao 2 fire
>Working on a real game
Don't flatter yourself
>>127363843
And there are people posting here autistic enough to enjoy kirby rehashes
>>127364036
later im busy in my room with the rest of the mumble crew
>AGDQ is boring as fuck
>barely any serg guys went
Why did I even go?
>>127362571
She is a Kirby 64 runner but I don't think she's running anything for this marathon.
>>127363578
Can I kiss your feet anduncut euro cock?
>>127363450
>there are a fuckload of games that are garbage that sell just because of their retro look
There are not. Stop being a deluded /v/ shitter. What sells because of artstyle even if it is shit is anime styled shit like neptunia.
>>127364006
... but it's a puzzle game?
Also, jesus christ this framerate.
>enter chat with the name "le crash 2 runner"
>get banned
LEL
>>127364079
Yes, "austistic" enough.
>>127364126
jokes on you, he's a yid
>>127363578
>>127364183
That's what I'm saying though. The platformer elements add absolutely nothing to the game. Why is it even set as a platformer at all? It might as well just cut the crap, go full puzzle game, and send you from one puzzle to the other.
>>127364006
>[crucial gameplay elements] add nothing to the game
>it might as well be a game defined by its simple yet challenging gameplay elements
Jesus christ just fuck off to /v/ where you can hate everything with no reason or rhyme.
There are no good memes to be had from GDQ. It's tapped. All that is left is the recycled Stiv pasta, cosmo hot gril, le animals le cancer Xd, I would X person on the couch, Add in some crossboarder /pol/+/v/-tier memes and it's even more apparent that GDQ is dead.
This thread is literally regurgitating what goes on on the stream - which twitchchat does as well - but so slow that it isn't relevant by the time it's posted.
>>127364107
Fell for the free pussy meme
hey
hey guys
hype
>>127364359
>Why does Super Mario Brothers 3 have an overworld like that? It isn't a board game.
>AW I NEED THAT GUY
F U C K E D U P
U
C
K
E
D
U
P
LOL HE DIED
>>127364359
I've never played the game, but isn't the whole point of the game navigating and solving puzzles in 2D while moving to different planes?
CLUTCH HOYYYYYYP
R E S E T
E
S
E
T
XDDDD
>>127364395
>>127364502
What fucking retarded arguments.
SMB3 is just an overworld, it's not the core gameplay. Fez has nothing that makes platformers platformers. No significant jumping challenges, no enemies, you spawn straight where you fall off. It's just a means to get from one puzzle to another and yet it markets itself as part platformer.
>dying in fucking kirby
If I was his gf, I'd leave him right now
>>127363367
if you actually played touhou the game would be even more boring for you because everything would be beyond easy
>>127364709
backpedaling at it's finest
>>127364709
It's a retarded argument because nobody wants to take you seriously, retard.
>>>/v/
>>127364720
if i were his gf, i'd sleep with a black man
>speedrun
>no speed
What a time to be alive
>>127364709
I legitimately don't understand your complaint.
>>127364838
If I was your boyfriend I'd lickup the creampie then cuddle with you.
>>127364724
It was boring but I liked the characters, so eh, I'll live with my shit taste.
THIS WOMAN DOESN'T ENUNCIATE WELL AND IT'S BOTHERING ME
>>127364838
Well, duh, they just can't satisfy us. For keeping his pink weenie satisfied I do deserve some fun once in a while, right?
What is even going on
What are these memes
>OOPS
>OOPS
>OOPS
>OOPS
>OOPS
GET THIS LETS PLAYERS OUT OF HERE
This guy is such a novice runner, thank god this isn't prime time lmao desu ne
>>127365114
but then who would run in the marathon?
>>127364945
don't make me blush anon
>>127364797
>>127364808
>>127364936
The fact that you think Fez is a good game is fucking disgusting. Go play Toki Tori 1 and 2 if you want puzzle platformers that actually do it right.
I'm done arguing with people who have absolutely horrible taste.
>people still believing in the charity scam in the current year.
>>127365247
Pretty sure I just told you that I've never played the game. Your complaint makes no sense, and I don't understand why you're upset.
>>127365249
>>127365249
What are you talking about? The runs may be crap but they still send the money off to the charities.
The fuck is going on in Twitch chat?
>Mediocre in terms of luck
I'm afraid you're just shit senpai.
>>127365249
>not putting money into Mike's Mono Bank
>FITTY DOLLA DONATION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>127365247
>confusing hatred for a game with it's dev
Gamer-gate is that way, friendo
>>127365247
>le hurls insults response
>>127365367
>charities = >>127365423
The girl on the right has a tummy that looks like a Flava Flav necklace. This run is fucking awful.
>>127365367
The fact that people who work for charities draw salaries is deeply upsetting and confusing to 4chan. Has been for years.
>>127365438
I didn't say a single word about Phil Fish, what the fuck is your problem?
I just thought of another series you should play to clean your tongue of such shit taste: Mighty Switch Force 1 and 2.
Seriously Fez is the bottom of the fucking barrel.
Siglemic just went live. Fuck GDQ
germany is actually a meme country, why did england let it exist after WW2?
>CHEERIO
CHEERIO
>CHEERIO
CHEERIO
>CHEERIO
CHEERIO
>GERMAN SODA
could this be the start of an epic new meme?
>>127365370
>he is actually watching the main stream
>>127365591
thanks for the heads up senpai i was falling asleep watching this borefest
>all these people learning Kirby is actually a piece of shut
>2d game
>3d console
>>127364124
What's her current place on the rankings for this game? Probably not very high at all because she's a woman, and there are zero good female speedrunners
ayyyyyyy lmao
>Naming yourself out of an already existing character
Hands down THE most autistic thing anyone can do
>I'm gonna take it slow here
WAIT WHAT
only 20 more minutes of this shit
>>127365830
Number one (in my heart)
>>127365861
Well he already died as seen >>127365838, may as well dick around. The run's been kill for ages.
>>127365861
speedrun
>>127365838
Absolutely disgusting.
This run is not the highest of arts but enjoyable to get comfy.
can they just play bloodborne already. this is boring af
>>127365838
>that pretend concern to cover her smile
FUCKING WOMEN
>Tfw you know nobody will actually get any worthwhile WR's in this marathon at all
>tfw this makes the marathon a fucking joke filled with losers, jews, and cancer donations
>>127365747
The polygon ceiling is a real thing, and 3D graphics on N64 and its gen looked only a little better than 2D graphics did on the NES.
>>127365873
but how many more hours of the announcer?
awesome games played at a moderate pace while we kick cancer's butt
>>127366085
what is it about /v/ and those games
>>127364709
>No significant jumping challenges
It has exactly that, you should try it sometime.
So I'm looking at the AGDQ schedule and I can't see any good speedrunners there.
Not even Caveman is there.
Can someone point me to something worth watching in the list?
Thank god squeak squad is next. I don't know if it's a good speedgame but even a ss let's play would be faster than this.
>>127366029
>comfy
I'll understand people eating their own shit than I'll get what the comfy meme even means
>>127366204
>i'm not edgy, you just don't understand!!!!!
>>127366115
>Cancer cancer donations to tell people about cancer.
This is some serious shit.
>More dunked on
Fuck this shit.
hey cancer! get dunked on!
>>127366257
Like I said earlier, we're waiting for top cringe hilarity. Please stand by......
Jesus fuck, someone get rid of this donation reader cunt
>>127366183
dark souls is literally the greatest game
>>127366257
batman race might be good
>>127366257
DsS? i guess? maybe zfg? fuck i dont even know anymore anon. most of the runners in this marathon are better than the marathon itself.
>>127366405
Just put a black guy in the next room
oh god a star wars reference.
HAHAHA EPIC STAR WARS REFERENCE GUYS
>Caveman
>good
Somebody bought into the meme too hard
i only check up on speedruns during agdq
any good runs this year? every year seems more dull but that's maybe because the novelty is gone
also is it true cosmo is now trans?
Why is AGDQ allowed in this thread? It's a let's play marathon.
>>127366405
DOUBLE FIRE HYPE!!11 XDD
>>127366314
did someone save the compilation pic of her doing this dumb open mouth posing from last year?
>>127366696
It's not, but since the mods in this board are trash they let this kind of offtopic raid ruin the threads.
>>127366658
He is good though.
At the very least he's entertaining to watch and a real bro.
>>127366669
in order anon:
>no
>you're right
>and yes, soon to also be on suicide watch
Someone tell Fruitcup to hit the gym. Bitch is getting F A T
>>127366615
>>127366627
>wahhhh stop referencing pop culture wahhhh
>*posts Trump pictures*
>>127366658
At least he provided some entertainment.
>>127366669
yeah, Narcissa Wright came out a few months ago, some time after SGDQ
also I thought she named herself after narcissism or the Narcissus, but apparently there's a flower called a Narcissa
>>127366726
Speedrunning is Haram, Mohammed never got a WR so no one else can either
What is with these mods?
This is a shitposting kind of event, this hotpocketry is really retarded.
>>127366806
but i haven't posted any trump pictures you shitlord
why would you assume i did
is Cosm- i mean NARCISSA running anything this year?
>>127366792
>more cushion for the pushin
sorry, id like a powdered donut over washboard titties
Could the mods just permaban anyone who posts in these threads
>>127366880
after a name like Cosmo, anything is fair game
>>127366925
>waa waa my off topic shit keeps getting deleted WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>127366957
what a faggot
Why did jani delete the anime dreaming of WR?
