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>Mumble
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irc is fun
nice outdated broken op idiot
>>127352215
Don't give up, Anon. You might break even yet.
>>127353546
what needs fixing
>>127351932
Fucking god awful but I tried drawing the thing on Gasol's showcase.
can we have new weapons please?
please?!
WHY DOESN'T VALVE JUST ADD THE COLLECTIONS NAME TO ITEM DESCRIPTIONS IN BROWSER
HOLY SHIT I WANT TO LOOK AT THE ITEM NOT AT A LONG ASS LIST OF WEAPONS THE CASES HAVE
>>127353868
We don't need new weapons.
>>127353920
another thing csgo did better
>>127353939
We do
WHY IS NOBODY SELLING THE POTASSIUM BONNETT
http://strawpoll.me/6442311
>>127354394
http://steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=potassium+bonnett
cant wait for souvenir quality skins :-D
>>127353830
Someone please show this to them I worked really hard on it.
>>127354752
Souvenir Wrench | Jerma
Souvenir Rocket Launcher | ster
Souvenir Grenade Launcher | b4nny
>>127355194
star_ and jerma stickers WHEN
how the fuck are losers like mr paladin getting more subs and subs each day
post tf2g picture memes you made
>>127355354
MrPaladin is really popular for some reason. I have no idea why, I actually played a pub with him and he was a complete dickhead who wouldn't stop starting drama with some who.
>>127355280
skins/stickers > unusuals
>>127355456
does this count
>>127355456
i made this
i want to start a silly group with friends for when matchmaking comes :O
>>127355508
>wouldn't stop starting drama with some who.
- doesn't end their sentences?
>>127355998
My sentence ended fine, though?
>>127355998
retarT
>some people still dont go to the irc for a good time
>>127354504
>no rainblower
>>127357357
im too shy to join it
>>127358586
irc isnt as shit as mumble
you just have to sit through a few days of 'who the fuck is this' and youre good
i just got a spy contract
never played it so got kinda angry
my first life i got a medic to run after me up the stairs
i tried to trickstab him but was too slow
but the medic kept on running into the wall so i stabbed him the normal way
just wanted to share an epic story
:r
Would you a pyro?
If someone wants this thing minus the paint for like 10 bucks on the market speak up.
>>127361367
would i what a pyro
i dont understand
>>127361367
Never.
I would definitely a anyone else though.
What should be the max FOV in Team Fortress 2?
http://strawpoll.me/6443116
Amby or Stock?
>>127361861
if you can click heads consistently Amby is the way to go ! im shit so i use stock
>>127361861
Can you aim? Amby.
Think you won't be able to headshot? Stock.
I like stock since its more reliable for me.
>>127361704
>implying more FOV isn't just BETTER
120 FOV would be OK and maybe raise the skill ceiling
more could be OP for medics and short range clases
>>127361704
is this fov_desired or viewmodel_fov?120 fov_desired would be great is that a thing i can do
>>127361704
Why don't you post this strawpoll on r/tf2 or r/truetf2seriously
>>127364120
i dont operate reddit i dont really want to be in there
>>127361591
why is the fatty not fatalso why not
>>127364767
Because Heavy can easily be depicted as a Russian bara bear and it isn't exactly wrong. I don't think a fat guy could easily carry a gun that weighs one hundred fifty kilograms.Because Pyro has the mentality of a five-year-old.
>>127364767
>>127365209
This is a meme image, but its not incorrect. Heavy may have a guy, but its really because of how strong he is. Actually strong men have guts due to how much meat and milk they drink + their torso being muscly underneath
>got a really good skin from a contract
>tried to sell it after seeing it was very expensive on the market
>in an hour it was undercut by a dollar
>this morning the lowest was 4 dollars more than the least expensive version
Why do people do this? I can understand a penny but why cut yourself so much money when you could get more if it was all the same price?
ma3la voice: i'm fucking them in choke
>///<
>>127366110
>i'm fucking them
.///.
>>127365963
Because fuck you. Related note, why are Tour of Duty Tickets always a dollar on the market? Why would I not just buy it from the Mann Co. Store at that point?
>>127366501
they want the 99 cents that it costs in the store, because you know, fuck you
So i have a steam market restriction and it told me to make a steam store purchase.
I bought a key from the TF2 store, shouldn't that remove the market restriction right?
>>127367547
It needs to be $5 or more.
>>127366110
Nice arrows, but that reminds me:
Why the fuck have they buffed the xbow multiple times when it's already the only primary used by any med with a brain while leaving the syringe guns in their shitty state?
>b-but muh DPS
Yes, tell me how good the syringe gun's DPS is when you lose literally 99% of all battles every time you try and use it if youre going up against anyone outside of a pub. You would have done more damage to begin with had you used xbow + melee and might have even won the fight. And no, don't make this about me either, you know the gun is bad.
Seriously, it bugs me how they decide to take the Nailgun/Plasma Gun and turn it into the most garbage weapon ever. It's almost insulting to the origins of the game t bh.
Syringe me
arrow me
OutDPS me
who /heavy/ here
>>127370359
>only 72 hours as his "main."
>>127370359
Who would subject themselves to that?
I can never last more than 30 seconds before I get headshot or backstabbed or any other class comes over and just shoots me to death
who /bad/ here
why dont i consistently get more headshots with the ambassador than with any sniper rifle
i feel like the bullet is slower somehow
>>127370359
/no clear main/ here
who /wants to die/ here?
gottem boys
>we'll never get a Rick & Morty Administrator pack
>>127372963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8vKbDydELQ
>>127372963
>wanting to replace The Administrator
I only ever play pub but was wondering if Im good enough for comp play yet.
>TFW all I want are plain non-painted hats, but almost every hat I want is painted lime or pink on bp.tf
>>127372963
what about music kits
just jump on tf2center and play some matches
other games get announcer packs and music kits and stickers and souvenirs and all we get is flashy shit that fucks with my frames
>>127373903
was for
>>127373581
That's because TF2 came out in 2007, not 2014.
>>127370730
This is a problem I have also
I like playing Heavy but everything he does is so slow, from moving to shooting. If his gun spun up faster I can see the class having more survivability and I think thats why Heavy was originally given a shotgun. Shotgun for quick one on ones and Minigun for when you need to hunker down and kill a group or lead a push.
However, since nearly everyone would rather have a full, recharging health pack than a shotgun, theres not much a Heavy can do to defend himself outside of commiting to going even slower. This leads to him being headshot and backstabbed a lot easier than every other class. Even spinning around and catching a spy or spotting a sniper doesnt help when you cant shoot at them.
How do you survive as heavy?
>>127374237
even more reasons having all those particles is stupid
>csgo gives you the option to turn off unnecessary features
>>127374726
you are NOT me
>>127373581
id?
>>127373581
everyone is good enough for comp, that's why ugc iron exists
if you're good enough to pubstomp you're steel at the very lowest
>>127373581
Don't post my picture nigger I'm not a compfag I play occasional lobbies that's it
>>127374726
csgo hasn't been out for 9 years and doesnt have as much content (as in game files, items, etc)
however it did build itself up as a competitive game so valve didnt decide to do things like constant particle effects for profit
>>127374298
pocket medic
heavy is literally created as a class that goes perfectly with medic
Can someone validate if this is a pub stomp. I came in near the end of the first round.
>>127375852
>not even 30 kills
l m a o
>>127375852
it's not a very good one
hardly any kills
>>127375852
>4chan filename
really epic trole by u
>>127375948
>>127375993
was only on the server for 15 minutes at most. Probably was 10 minutes though. got bored because my team was shit and the other team had too many pyros.
>>127376182
that's a kill every 20 seconds
come on man step your game up
>>127376182
actually thinking about how the cp works, it was probably around 6 minutes actually.
>Working Contracts
>After the 8th one they just dry the fuck up
Is there a weekly refresh or did something go wrong?
>>127376431
i only got 7 :r
>>127376370
lost time because we didnt have a medic or dispenser so I had to go find a health kit.
>>127376580
>doesnt yell at his team until someone goes medic or engie
come on man step your game up
>>127376785
Do you see the classes everyone else is. They were just noobs.
Also medics apparently invalidate pub stomps.
>>127377035
>Also medics apparently invalidate pub stomps.
only if you're a faggot
>>127377176
>Convince team to octoheavy
>Free 30 killstreak
Hmm... yes Medic definitely show skill.
>>127377176
So everyone here?
>>127377558
>So everyone here?
yes
I've been away for a while, is having real sexual intercourse with dolphins still a thing?
>>127378418
dolphin rape caves?
Ririchiyo Shirakiin : LOL you talk alot of shit for someone with only 500 hours
how many hours do i need to talk shit?
>>127378752
i dont know
600 maybe
>>127378752
Over 10
>searching videos
>come across this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFjwqnyN9JA
fucking hell his voice. I'm willing to say he's 13.
>>127376106
It's just a UNIX timestamp you fucking nerd.
>>127377534
>octoheavy
kek is that a real word or did you just make that up. also 8 medics can't save you from a full charge headshot or a backstab I guess you could continuously chain ubers on the heavy but what will it take like 2 minutes for each one to charge
>>127375796
>mm is "near"
>source is still an unoptimized piece of TRASH
>there will never be an option to disable unusual effects when playing comp pubs
>>127378956
What's so wrong about the voice?
21:43:13 <better_neppie> I wonder if "cosmo" will show up this eyar in his tranny dress
21:43:33 <meteorite> edgy
21:43:43 <better_neppie> what is edgy about that
21:43:48 <-- meteorite ([email protected]) has quit (Quit: Leaving)
>>127379827
>Unusual effects enabled
>Tradefags have giant targets on their head
It's like hacking to put the domination effect over their head.
>>127380763
more like
21:43:48 <-- meteorite ([email protected]) has quit (Quit:Triggered)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbqkPbr_yVc
snooPOOTIS as usual I see
tomorrow i'll invent those blueprints
ah, hapPOOTIS is much more enjoyable when its based on fragging others
make pingas tf2g related
i renamed my rocket launcher today and four people did the same thing after me
stay safe tf2gand visit the mumble its cool
>>127382931
cool mumble
visit the irc and idle with us!
i just want someone to congratulate me on a good frag
>tfw using Soldier more and more
>not half bad at it
>>127385347
Add me and I'll follow you around any server and congratulate you for 2 Ref an hour.
>>127385502
whore
>>127385502
>20 cents an hour
man that's pretty sad
I'm selling a strange shotgun on the market that makes your eyeholes glow like lightning when you shoot enough people for a modest price
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Professional%20Killstreak%20Shotgun
>>127386638
i offer
>>127386638
sent
mumble boys
ded game
>>127388292
aka a bunch of actual faggots making obnoxious faggot jokes
>>127390008
no one is making any jokes
no one is talking
>>127390072
ded voicechat
>>127390072
how awkward is it
the tf2g irc mumble is spanish people i think
>>127390338
its not awkward
we're muted and deafened
>>127390376
>irc mumble
???????
>>127390376
nobody agreed to call it the irc mumble channel
the IRC is a text chat not a mumble
its just xenosbid forcing his circlejerk shit onto our channel again
fuck that spic
Any raeffells
Sup /tf2g/
do i look like a nargacuga yet?
>>127390667
holy fuck
>>127386638
i will buy but i need to know what are you doing with the money
https://youtu.be/zczBEfowwrY
wew
>>127392784
Buying rust for me and a friend so that we have a game to play together
>>127393624
>Came here a year ago arguing how Sniper was the ultimate class
>"Nuh-uh! It's Scout!"
>This video
>All these people with Sniper as husbando
>Sniper gets as much heal priority as Demoman or Heavy now
>>127393751
sent
>>127393624
i dont think this clip was anything special
that demo should have killed you at around 0:12
should i buy the binding of isaac?
which one do i get? the original or rebirth?
my friend told me that rebirth is basically the same game just on a better engine, is that true?
>>127394225
>being this self congratulatory when that video isnt even impressive
>being this self congratulatory over lolhl
>>127394225
>Demoman or Medic is, Sniper is technically the best but you have to land every shot (guess how often that happens)
>Still happening, still idiotic
>One person
>In HL because overheal blocks the other Sniper from a OHKO
When is the matchmaking patch coming and will it fix this dead game?
What's the fastest/easiest way to get a genuine (tournament) medal? Any easy as fuck tournament I can sign up to or something?
>>127395068
You should buy The Binding of Isaac. Its pretty good. Rebirth is objectively better, and also not a literal flash game. The expansion, Afterbirth, is arguably not worth its price. I would say its worth half of its price.
i played a pug against people who were better than me
it was hard but i cant really tell why it was hard
like obviously it was harder since they were better, but there were no things that they did that i wouldnt do, nor did they do them better
it was just harder and i did worse
>>127395447
ugc hl whatever sign up with pottis defense force
>>127395434
matchmaking soon(tm)
>>127395434
Valve said November and the stream this month showed it didn't even work at a basic level (they had to add 4v4 because they couldn't get 6v6 running).
It's not going to fix anything, and in fact might make it worse, because what we saw was a system where you didn't queue by class, but rather it dumped you in a lobby and expected to fight over who has to play Medic.
Also no weapon/class restrictions, not even pick/ban.
4 Demomen, 2 Medics every game, possibly a Shortstop/CaC Scout offclass every one in a while.
>>127396007
why the pic
>>127396007
>no queue by class
but that means i will be stuck in bottom tier elo just because of my dumb team mates who think they are the best at fragging and their skills are wasted healing (btw i am the best at fragging and my skills are wasted playing a healer)
>>127396378
>being a bottom fragger unironically
how shameful
>>127396378
Queue with /tf2g/, although they're manchildren everybody's competent and they will decide on who plays Medic beforehand.
I love you >///<
why
>>127396693
Is that so? >//w//>
>>127396582
i am a top fragger!!!!
its because of my team picking pyro before me that i cant get out of bottom tier.. they dont even frag as pyro, they just protect the combo and engineer from spy and rocket spam
what an idiots
Y-yes u//v//u ~
>>127396906
I want to be nyarlathotep and surrender my body to the devious pleasures that cthugha raids my body with
i'm top frogger
>>127397085
i want hastur
i'm top
im bottom U/////U
what am i
>>127397503
I want a girl or boy to rub their face against my butt.
how much for erp? >//u//>
i want to dance for azathoth
>>127397775
Cute o3o
>Simply in charge of not falling out of the sky
>>127397812
How are you gonna rub my butt through the internet?
what did he mean by this
>>127398212
im too scared to post it here
join the irc and ill message you there
>>127398494
no you didnt join because i was already on it
>>127398212
Do you live in Ohio? Are you cute?
>>127398636
we were both already on irc
>>127398794
idk but the person you were originally replying to just said something
(i joined the conversation midway)
>>127398649
i live near ohio and 2 of my close friends live in ohio
>>127399007
Southern Ohio? Are your friends cute?Do I really wanna meet up with strangers from an anonymous Chinese TF2 forum for sex?
>>127397796
1 key per session
>>127399280
i mean on a general worldwide thing, it would still take me a day of driving to get to ohio
I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING GAME EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO THERES SOME FUCKING RETARD SOLDIER 6S FUCKING FAGGOT SPAMMING THE GROUND OR SOME GOD FUCKING DAMN FURRY PYRO RETARD PRESSING M1 AND I KEEP FUCKING GETTING KILLED EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO IM ALWAYS THE ONE ON THE FUCKING TEAM WHERE IM THE ONLY ONE PLAYING AND EVERY ONE IT FUCKING IDLE OR JERKING OFF OR SOME SHIT. I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME WHY HAVE I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY AND TIME IN THIS GAME WHEN I CANT FUCKING HAVE FUN ANYMORE IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF FUCK TF2 AND FUCK EVERYONE THAT FUCKING PLAYS IT IM SO FUCKING DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>127399891
So are we not gonna touch butts?
>>127400294
i'm the person who originally started the conversation, i deleted my posts that other person isn't me
>>127400437
wait so who am i talking to, the person who wants to touch butts or who wants their butt touched?
>>127400270
Chill, it's just a video game dude.
>>127400542
I'm the person who wants to rub their face against a butt
>>127400270
lol
>>127400542
Stop it! You're causing confusion!
>>127400437
I'm the other original guy! These people are trying to Salvatore our love!
>>127400270
>>127400270
New pasta?
>>127400647
*sabatoge
>>127400923
>>127400647
No! I just love butts. In fact I could say that I'm a butts kind of person. You two probably have butts in the top 5% of butts and it would be a shame to squander them away.
>>127401105
>You two probably have butts in the top 5% of butts and it would be a shame to squander them away.
>tfw i think i have a nice butt but i am insecure so i haven't shown anyone it in its glory
Any good underated weapon?
>>127401105
>>127401176
I've got a decent butt. Id say a 7.5/10. I find myself groping it a lot.
>>127396007
>Valve said November
fucking what. That's way too long it needs to be out yesterday.
http://strawpoll.me/5439656/
Does anyone have any of these crafted by a TF2g?
Blighted Beak
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
The Ward
>>127402228
Bison
/r/equesting that picture of meaty's belly
/r/equesting pics of the cute tf2gs
>>127402780
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27646287#latest
hey girl
>>127402968
Hey b0ss
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27648647#latest
geel is this you?
https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/3ya0sq/the_fact_that_the_girl_took_the_picture_makes_it/
>>127403069
you aren't a girl and you aren't a tf2g
gtfo
>>127402897
Sheamoun deahmin.
>>127402321
November 2015
>>127403319
*gtfo*
>>127403101
You could have just posted the image itself you moron.
i shaved
someone come touch my legs
I haven't shaved in a few years. Someone come touch my legs.
i haven't shaved in a month thanks for reminding me to go shave
>>127405843
id?
I wanna shave my body but it would take three hours.
I kind of shaved but only to the bottom of my thighs
>>127405930
/literallywho
I haven't shaved in a while. My pubic hair's long enough to braid.
>>127406251
take care of that shit you
you what
you cretin
I find cretin a highly offensive term. Please take it back, or I'll call the Internet police and tell them you made me cry.
i shaved yesterday i would have shaved my whole body if the water didn't get cold
>tfw no engineer father to go camping with and eat bbq
>tfw no sniper husband to teach me how to operate a rifle and laugh as the recoil knocks me over
>tfw no classic heavy to shoot sniper in the chest with
>tfw no Pyro son to dump into a lake so that he dies before he makes it into the game
just found my new favorite skin lads
>>127408112
>recoil
>of a sniper rifle
lol
>tfw no scout bf to wear pajamas with
does anyone have a link to that pajama skin for scout?
>>127408363
where have you BEEEEEEN
>>127408363
team colored skins are the only acceptable ones other than knives
i want all cute tf2gs to be my tf2gfu
what do i do?
>>127411935
talk to them
Wouldn't it be great if under the Pros mask he was a cute shota with dark fluffy hair?
I just downloaded the game, can you guys recommend me your favorite classes?
>>127412949
scout and medic
>>127412949
scout if youre an ass
soldier or demo if you like fun
medic if you want to help
heavy if you dont want to play the game
>>127413704
I am having very much fun as spy, but how do I die, but not actually die. Is it a weapon or are these people cheating
>>127413773
dead ringer
>>127414001
What is that
>>127414014
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dead_Ringer
first result on google
>>127414143
Thank you comrade. But I am fearing this is not of game for me. I was hoping for f2p, but many items and appearance differences suspects it is of paying to win.
>>127413773
its an unlockable watch, the dead ringer, instead of toggling invisibility like with the invis watch, you take reduced damage on the next incoming damage, go invisible, gain a speed boost, and drop a fake body
it used to be broken, but now its kind of allright, id recommend learning the invis watch, relying on the dead ringer is something I regret doing
