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Previous Thread
>>146896826
>>146902882
>>146902903
>>146902945
>get in game
>playing defense
>meh setup: 1 mercy, 1 roadhog, 1 pharah, 1 junkrat, 1 zarya
>do you want me to go lucio for double healer or do you just want me to go damage?
>"just go whatever you want"
>ok
>goes soldier 76 for having a midrange damagedealer
>game starts
>enemy team is running double winston
>change to pharah pretty quickly because got no chance as soldier obviously
>retard 1: why two pharahs noob
>"pharah is good against winston"
>retard 1: report anon
>retard 1: report anon
>retard 1: report anon
>we're losing because team is shit
>retard 2 (mercy): FUCKING NOOBS YOU GOTTA STAND ON THE OBJECTIVE SO IT DOESNT MOVE
>"we can't, we get killed if we get close"
>retard 2: NOT IF THE ENTIRE TEAM GOES IN AT THE SAME TIME
>retard 1: report anon
>retard 1: report anon
If you only solo queue I'd wait a while before trying ranked
>yfw
>first competitive game
>Hanzo/D.va/Zenyatta on Lijiang tower
>>146904561
fuk off blogger
WHO HERE
best girl alert
>tfw you love Pharah
Who designed this stupid ass ranked system
So we lose the first round.
Then the enemy team attacking only has to take the first point to win the entire game?
What the fuck it wasn't even sudden death
Why wouldn't they have to take point B?
EU still isn't fixed. It ain't patching.
Should I main Hanzo in ranked? He is useful on every team comp right?
how can I get the max fps on this game? I've turned everything to low but still only get about 120-140. I'm so used to a constant 200 on Quake.
>>146904616
>fav drink
>milk
more like semen
>>146904561
subscribed!
So guys, did you win or lose your first placement match?
Won here.
>>146904616
>fav season summer
Discarded.
Weekly brawl is so fucking boring
Ranked is full of retards already.
Post overbuffs!
>>146904561
nice blog
>>146904616
The problem is youre such a mongoloid that your opinion literally carries no weight. In fact, your lack of experience and input significance is such that it actually detracts from any meaningful conversation. Your opinion is akin to a black hole of dumbassery that envelops and destroys absolutely anything of significance that comes near it by sheer virtue of its existence. Your participation in any thread genuinely lowers the quality of said thread and reduces the quality for all posters. So please kindly fuck off and let people that matter have some discourse here. 4chan doesn't need more shit posters than it already has.
REMINDER TO THROW YOUR PLACEMENT MATCHES FOR QUICK GOLDEN WEAPONS
>>146904636
works for mebut i'm in the UK
>>146904616
>Her hobby is drinking "milk"
0-2 so far
one of them went to sudden death but the 2nd was a fucking 3-0 stomp on nepal
>Playing ranked unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EJ_QarIUqI
ClackClackClack
>>146904616
What are these
God tier choice of Waifu though
Perfect wife and mother material
They all just gave up 10 seconds into us getting the point
>>146904636
Im already playing on EU lol.
>0-2
>it's ogre
>we somehow manage to flip the table
>3-2
>MVP
>now I have this white thing on my portrait
CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
>>146904778
The problem is youre such a mongoloid that your opinion literally carries no weight. In fact, your lack of experience and input significance is such that it actually detracts from any meaningful conversation. Your opinion is akin to a black hole of dumbassery that envelops and destroys absolutely anything of significance that comes near it by sheer virtue of its existence. Your participation in any thread genuinely lowers the quality of said thread and reduces the quality for all posters. So please kindly fuck off and let people that matter have some discourse here. 4chan doesn't need more shit posters than it already has.
>>146904616
Why would you give the wrong height when that's one of the things that's official?
>>146904604
>>146904673
>>146904761
They asked me a question you fucking niggers
anyways, ranked is going to be more cancer than LoL
>>146904851
>83% 10 seconds in
you dont say
>>146904893
what's her official height? I'll have to fix it, then
>>146904879
>playing ranked under prestige
Its another game really.
>>146904583
>Implying this isn't the best time to go into solo queue
>All your fucks have been sent on vacation
>You're hauling hundreds of buckets to collect all the tears
Anon its like you don't know how to have fun with SUPERSRS MLG kiddos.
>>146904851
poor guy
>join game
>enemy team has level 8
>literally everyone else is 60+
>call this shit out because it's fucking stupid
>"i bet he's so much better than you anon"
>"god anon you're so fucking garbage"
>end up winning
Am I the only one who hates that people so far fucking below get put with people so high up? Fuckin stupid man
>>146904851
Does leaving give you a loss? What if you just close the client or pull your ethernet?
>>146904934
That's when they started to leave. First it was two guys that joined together then their reaper.
That Lucio was the only guy that stuck until the the last 10% of the match before he left too.
>>146904971
5'7"
>>146904616
>same month as me
>one inch shorter than me so i don't have to bend down to kiss heron the cheek
>also likes to drink
i love Mercy so much.
>>146904616
What font is that and where can I get it?
I'M ALREADY 0/2 FUCK THIS SHITTY MODE.
>>146905069
It's literally impossible for a level8 to play ranked. Right now ranked doesn't display stars. He was level108 or 208 or maybe even 308.
>4 golds in first comp match
> i'm literally the only one who knows you can stand on the payload to stop it from moving
>>146904851
I wonder if this means near-empty comp games will give me more opportunities to boost achievements with pubs.
Are you going to care about Comp?
>>146905127
it's an italicized version of big noodle titling. the official use in-game is at a more extreme angle, though
WHO /2-0/ HERE ?
4 GOLD MEDALS I WAS RIGHT IM THE ONLY CONSTANT
>>146905009
>griefing because you can't git gud
It's just a game right?
>>146904909
That was in a different thread, it doens't carry over faggot.
solo queue makes me want to kill myself
>Get shit on by a really good team a few nights ago
>Look him up on overbuff
s-s-so how about that forced 50% guys?
>>146904656
lookit this loser
>>146904489
can you still choose the prefer player option or was that removed with avoid?
and if so how do I do it?
>"genji is shit on defense"
>go genji anyways
>end up carrying my shit team
>go genji on offense
>we stomp
>people still fall for the "character is bad on defense/offense" meme
PS4 when
>>146904583
>tfw you'll never group with soe
>competitive mode isn't 5v5
>your placement matches will be ruined by widow pickers on KOTH and attack
>solo queue will never be fun or viable
>Symmetra is boring
>but she's one of the best heroes in the game
fuckkkkk
>Winning the first round of a KOTH match post update
>"IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU JUST WON THE ROUND, WE ADDED A BIG FUCKING SCREEN THAT SAYS YOU OWN THE ROUND!"
>Playing ranked
>When maps are basically forced and you can't leave or else you will get penalized
L O L im not playing with such unbalanced maps
>get in comp
>disconnect before it starts because ddoZ
>1/10 matches played
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>146905297
I hate people that think the tags mean anything.
>>146905297
Not hard to do good with.
>a teammate has left
>you can leave this match without penalty
>it still counts as a placement match
>>146904627
because you failed to take A and they succeeded
which makes them better than you
welcome to comp
>>146905149
Except I wasn't playing ranked. This was about a week ago
>KOTH is a thing in comp
>to make it worse it's best of 5 in comp
>>146904616
fixed
>everyone playing ranked
>mfw I'm only level 20
Now everybody is a Zarya main.
Like fucking hell man, I feel stolen of my waifu.
>>146904616
>126 lbs at 37
>finish a 5 round KotH
>All that XP
>1 comp point
I'll never buy that golden hammer, am I?
>>146905342
Widow is arguably better on attack.
Enjoy being a shitter.
>>146904749
Where can you see this?
>level 28 on my team picks hanzo
I hate this fucking game so much. Ranked needs to start at level 100, or at least 50
>>146905443
>symmetrical game modes are bad for competitive
>>146905257
sure is hard to leave games before you can lose.
>First ranked game on volskaya industries
HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU CUNTS.
I got 4 golds as mccree and we still lost.
>>146905545
o pik hanzo every round fuk u
>>146905354
lmao
>>146905397
Yes, that's what "without penalty, but with a loss" means. It'd be retarded if someone could leave a losing game so their five teammates could dodge it. The harsh leaver penalties should take care of the issue pretty quickly.
>>146905559
That counts as a loss, and he's part of the top oceanic overwatch team.
His whole team is nuts.
First comp placement match is 2 hanzos, and one of them rage quits a few minutes in.
Wow this is off to a great start
>get level 25 yesterday
>join competitive right away
>pick mercy and only use med pistol and heal no one
>everyone on their mics are losing their shit
>get absolutely slaughtered
>ggwp ;)
10/10 update
>>146905179
No. Quick Play already has salty as fuck players I can't imagine how mad the MLG ESL "skilled" ooga players will get when their team loses and they start blaming me since I'm not a pro at FPS games/didn't follow their genius strategy.
>>146904839
Oddly satisfying to uncover each of those spoilers one by one
>>146905521
It's 300 fucking points.
Assuming a 50% winrate, that's 600 games of BO5s.
You're playing 1800-3000 rounds for one cosmetic.
I'm crying because of my OCD need to have everything unlocked.
Game won't fucking update
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>146905480
Just be better than them, I don't know how many Zaryas I've had switch mid match because I kept kicking their teeth in.
>>146905480
You and me both bro.
>tfw shitter friends are asking how to play her
>Def Route 66
>Get steamrolled and they win in a matter of minutes
>Attack route 66
>Steamroll them and win in a matter of minutes
>Coin flip
>We get put on attack for sudden death
>May as well have just given us our placement match result there and then
How do you even defend route 66
Felt bad for the enemy team getting a loss on a coin flip but BM'd them in match chat anyway
So how does this work when someone on your team disconnects?
What's his best voice line?
>>146905653
>this is me
>mfw all that sweaty greasy neckbeard rage and tears
>>146905714
>I'm crying because of my OCD need to have everything unlocked.
>at the absolute very least, 37800 matches (if they don't add another hero, that is
>>146905823
Beeple
>>146905217
>I have to grief to feel good about myself
Anon most griefers are already confident in their skills, however good or bad they may be. The insecure babbys will be the one crying about how it's not their fault they're so inferior.
>>146904616
>Milk drinker
>PS4 Servers back up
>Still no update for Ranked
>>146905453
You make these? What are they for?
>>146905702
Heel clacking should not give me this much of a boner.
well it seems I'm already feeling burned out from overplaying overwatch.
So how much ranked points do we get a match?
do we get points if we still lose?
>>146905823
Doo Doo Wee
>competitive isn't highlander
why is this allowed
I'm about to go 0/3 great game here lads.
>>146905839
I KNOW!
Stop reminding me!
Do the comp points increase once you finish the placement matches?
The golden weapons aren't season only, are they?
>>146905823
beep boop
>>146905823
Hee Hee Hoo something
>>146905865
Yeah Beeple is the one I use
>>146905890
They said console is getting it next week
>7k xp for a ranked match
>>146905714
You guys realize there's a lump sump at the end of the season based on your rank right?
>mfw looking forward to competitive purely because it means I can play vs other solo scrubs like me in quickplay more
>tfw gonna make it
God fucking damnit
of all the days my computer chooses to die on me
>>146904616
>Is motherly, caring, and all-round nice person
>Seeks safest behind capable tanks
>A weakness for kissing and anal
>3-1 in placements so far
>none of them ahve been infutiating
I'm going to where I belong lads
Honestly they should just make the game uninstall if you lose more than 4 of your placements. There's no way players that bad can be healthy for the game.
T E A M
K
I
L
L
>first comp game
>on fucking hanamura
Even if you try and attack you lose. I hate this fucking map
Alright I'm doing placement matches and I have one question since I''m retarded didn't do PTR.
What is the yellow and white symbol next to my level supposed to mean?
>>146905992
Yes, they only last for a season
>>146906072
>>>/woo/
WHY ARE PEOPLE PLAYING RANKED WHEN MAPS ARE UNBALANCED AS FUCK ON ONE SIDE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>YOU CAN LEAVE WITHOUT PENALTY BUT WITH A LOSS
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
FUCK YOU TO FUCK
>>146906136
GOT THIS IN THE BAG
50+ HERE I COME
>first placement match was a glorious cooperative stomp
>afraid to play another and ruin the mood
>>146905285
removed
>>146904839
>>146905702
>>146905914
im not sure anymore how to feel about theheels
>>146906259
Retards caring about "Muh golden gun and poor spray/icon". Move on.
>>146906259
Because you play both sides, idiot
how do i read overbuff?
>>146906072
>>146906221>/woo/
>>146906056
Yeah but how much could it give per season? I really doubt it'll give enough to buy a whole weapon by itself. And even then, you probably could get 300 wins done in a week or three instead of waiting a whole three months.
It'll be something like "Top 100 players get 50 points", "Top 500 get 25", "rest of you get 5-10".
>>146906365Heeling stream engaged.
It keeps happening
>le healslut le whore xD
is there a meme more cancerous?
>>146906292How bout you play the fucking game babby? Leaving in quickplay was already retarded, with any luck they'll make the punishments even harsher for leaving so faggots like you can stop ruining this game.
comp looks scary
will people yell at me if I dont play tank?
>>146905354
>playing comp while DDOSing is in effect
brought it on yourself, retard
Is anyone else's masteroverwatch not updating? Mine is missing about a day's worth of games
So we get the ugly spray and icon just by participating in Ranked?
>>146906053
Yeah the exp in ranked is ridiculous.
>>146906297
YOU CAN DO IT ANON.
>>146906410
You are the idiot. Even if it ends in a draw lets say on Hanamura, the one getting the defense will always win because of the unbalanced map that
Temple of Anubis is literally the worst map in the entire fucking game
every single comp game should take place on Numbani or Hollywood, they're the only balanced maps
>>146906504
People who leave too much get banned for a season. Hopefully it won't tell them when it's about to happen and just ban them.
>>146906519
yes but who gives a fuck if some neet gets mad at you
>>146905913
Do you even HuniePop, bruh?
>0-2 already
Boy do I love first day ranked fuckery.
>>146906481
I want her to give me a footjob
>>146906610
How are KOTH maps not balanced?
>tfw don't give a fuck about comp mode
Can't wait for weeks from now for poop sock kiddies with gold guns come back to quick play and become furious george when they die like a bitch.
>golden sword genjis getting up-fucking-set about dying to non-golds
>>146906502
What sucks is that if it's still 0-0 when someone leaves, the match automatically ends and nobody gets points.
>10 minutes into first game
>one guy leaves
>everyone gets kicked after 30 seconds
>>146906649
You chose to press that button
>>146906519
No, but they may leave, giving you a loss anyway
So it really doesn't matter, until you've done your placement matches it's just like quick play
>>146905914
I don't even have a femdom fetish or anything, it's just that clacking
That clacking signals a presence
And that presence is Mercy
Instant hardon
BEST OF 5?
DAMN NIGGA
did fucking 24k healing
>>146906519
My matches have been pretty laid back so far, got 2/0 so far, just go for it
>>146906136
>>146906502
Yeah okay, this is just fucked up. Losing games because your entire team decides to bail? Fuck it, I'll play ranked once they fix this shit.
where's some mercy getting BLACKED porn?
>>146906503
>Cancerous
If it gives me more stuff to masturbate too it's a pretty solid meme
>got the game 3 weeks ago
>big surprise, I'm shit
>don't feel like playing comp because I'll just drag people down
>can't even access competitive games
Well, at least I don't have to deal with the temptation.
>>146906610
>Temple of Anubis is literally the worst map in the entire fucking game
Nothing wrong with Temple of Anubis.
>Numbani or Hollywood, they're the only balanced maps
Honestly, I get really sick of the meat grinder of the first chokepoint with the archway and computer rooms. It's just Hanamura A in disguise. Still alright maps though.
>>146906685
Same here. Literally 0 fucks given for weapons, i just want new skins and glitches fixed.
>Keep getting queued against this guy even with avoid player
>Avoid player is now gone
kill me
nice comp blizbabbies
>>146906502
>dat Hanzo
>>146906690
Only on koth, maybe
see >>146906136
>>146906519
In our last game we had this dickhead who refused to swap off genji in 4 maps of koth
so annoying
I like how comp is full of people too stupid to use PTR and now I have to play with complete shitters. I lost my first two placement matches because of idiots.
1st game:
>Dorado
>on defense
>2 torbs and a mei
we got rolled obviously, I was also the only person above level 50 on my team
2nd game:
>numbani
>2 people leave after we capped the first point
Anybody have that video of Junkrat fighting reaper, then the junkrat just randomly ults in the middle of the fight and detonates his kill wheel then says something like "worf" or some shit in chat?
>>146906502
>mercy on attack
I'd leave too if I had such a retarded teammate desu senpai
>1-3
I AM BETTER THAN THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146906867
>me unga
>team bunga
>lose game
>>146906502
>genji
>hanzo
>tracer
You got real lucky that the enemy team left.
>>146906769
Grow a pair anon. You'll end up at a point where you won't be dragging anyone down and along the way you'll raise some motherfucking blood pressure.
>>146906647
Evidently not, mate
Would you be helpful and inform me?
>>146906690
I was in a KOTH game where the entire enemy team left and we got the win instantly with points
Same with a payload map on King's Row
>finally got the Shutout achievement
>on Anubis
>in Comp
wew
also the fuck is this
>>146904839
>clack
what did he mean by this?
>>146906806
Give him some of the hot monkey dick
The only thing i care about this update to be completely honest.
>>146906970
the achievement was bugged before
Always 4 stack and 2 randoms so far.
>>146906619
>Hopefully it won't tell them when it's about to happen and just ban them.
Unfortunately not, blizz said that they'll receive increasing bans, with the longest being the rest of the season
>>146906904
HERE WE GO
>>146906895
>mercy
i mean mei but whatever
>>146906936
>>me unga
>>team bunga
>>lose game
>shitters leaving left and right during games on both the losing and winning teams in competitive
>shitters don't exist meme
great shitpost though, keep it up!
Question from a quickplay mewbie
Why do people say Hanzo is bad?
>all chats turned off/muted
>comp solo and play my best in peace
I really don't need 15-year-old nerds telling me what needs done play by play during a match. This game is not difficult or complex. Hope my fun isn't killing yours.
Never payed attention to the PTR. What do I need to know about ranked before starting on this?
so if you lose on attack you can still win on second round if you defend the first point?
>>146906970
I had that too, I was wondering the same thing
>>146907067
>team bunga I swear
>>146907007
cant, his team protects him because they know they will automatically win games if they do
just to be clear you only get that purple currency from comp wins right?
Is comp better than quick play?
>>146907067
Mei was on defense
We were on attack
>>146907015
????
>>146907104
yup
>>146906753
Fuck off cuck
Ok so I got 75
Not bad. Near the top still at least.
>>146907036
So what they'll do instead is just sit in spawn moving every now and then, terrific.
>>146907116
Sounds kinda like you suck dude
if you do less than 2500 damage as a mercy when reinhardt is on your team, then you arent playing the game properly
>>146906949
Shit man, my blood pressure is the reason why I'm not good with team games.
>we lose
Furious at myself for obviously fucking it all up and damning the entire team
>we win
I obviously got carried hard and had fucking nothing to do with the win
I just wanna have fun while playing videogames but my own standards keep me from it.
>>146907147
You also get a lump sum based on your rank at the end of the season
>>146906975squish
hear some heels
>>146907082
>t. hanzo main
YEEES I JUST GOT THE GOLDEN TITS SKIN
>>146907189
nah, that doesn't count for the AFK manager. if you don't damage an enemy, heal a teammate, etc. you still get kicked for AFK
>>146907015
Fucking finally, I always got distracted seeing a friendly Reaper's teleport trying to figure out if it was an enemy or not.I'm probably just retarded.
KEK. Poor guy. All his team ragequit after we basically steamrolled them. Two of them left before we won. The other three quit after they saw the other two had left.
At least he was pretty cool about it. He still tried to play.
>inb4 Spanish
>inb4 Lvl. 30
>>146906503
Pure Waifu is best waifu
>>146906904
STEP INTO THE DOJO
>>146907176
don't insult me, I just want some good porn of my waifu
>>146907157
The shadowstep effect was changed to a violet one instead of the usual red one like in webm related.
>>146907157
Friendly Reaper teleport is now drowned purple instead of blood red like enemy Reaper teleports
>>146907082
thanks for being the cancer anon
>I'm too special to work with other people
>>146906769
give me your battle tag homie, I will help make you competent at least.
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o973w19WBu1t4qcv1o1.mp3#_=_
>>146907042
Where is the one with low expectations that still fail to be met?
feals good to not be a complete shitter
Also rank #999 lucio if that matters
>>146907079
Only one guy of all the people who have ever picked him plays the objectives. The rest just spam arrows. This game is about objectives.
>>146907025
>>146907107
>>146906970
Wrong achievement, but yeah, it was broken for basically everyone except for a few.
Consoles had 0.0%.
Any good Tracer videos?
>>146907265
Uggo skin among uggo skins
>>146907378
>feals good to not be a complete shitter
>52% win rate
??????
>>146907230
We could probably benefit from making a shitter/dgaf-about-losing group of players on here.
>>146907265
looks like shit
>>146907339
not him but i too wish to be competent
>tfw you're hearing the headshot noise more and more often with S76
feels good man
>>146907378
>424 - 389
yikes
new brawl is godlike
>>146906975
Heels
>entire teams leaving the game
So are they rage quitting or is this the DDOS?
>>146907442
>>146907468
post overbuffs
>>146905179
Eh? I've never really been the kinda person who's crazy about rankings, and the golden guns aren't really enough of an incentive to do anything more than a short stint in the game mode.
>>146907147
>>146907237
Lump sum of 5-10 points every 3 months.
Whoohoo.
>>146907181
75 is kinda insane
I hadn't seen anyone calibrate above 70
Maybe they changed it
>>146907495
groups rage quitting
Just tried this week's brawl in hanamura, it's hard on my left hand as pharah. It didn't help that it was hanamura.
>they get to the second point
>all pharahs on the ceiling trying to shoot at each other
>any mercys that fall to the ground are barraged with rockets
It was fun though, everyone was joking around after the match.
feels like I have to main now, I wouldn't want to play a character I suck at it competitive
>>146907390
So it's not actually about the capability of the character himself, but rather the people who play him.
>this massive nerf to manlet man
>>146907495
probably ddos. although it just takes one rage quitter to make the rest follow 30 seconds later.
https://twitter.com/BlizzardCS/status/747945960282664960
>The login issues have been resolved. Thanks for your patience and sorry for any inconvenience
Is it safe now?
>>146907342
>Remember...I'm with you!