Strong Ringing and Speedy Fetus edition
>I want to platoon with someone
join the /vg/ channel
>I want to join a /vg/ clan for increased memeing
NOFUN (EU): http://eu.wargaming.net/clans/500011239/
BENIS (NA): http://na.wargaming.net/clans/1000022908/
NTR (AW)
>is [tank] good?
tanks.gg
1st for anime makes you better at WoT.
2nd for anime makes you an autistic manchild yellow
>>127242262
is the renault G1 good?
I want to know your true opinion.
reminder if you are under 2k wn8 you are literally subhuman
>>127242262
>NTR
>AW
uh
You wot m8
>>127242638
better than the Skoda T-24, worse than the Pz. IV/M4/T-34
>>127242638
An inferior M4 Sherman
>>127242739
and what if you have wn8 of 84?
>>127242841
abbo tier
>>127242776
NTR is the clan for Armored Warfare people
>>127242821
Mogami's the cutest fuckin shipgirl.
xth for stat padding in the worst 85 :^)
>Want to join NoFun
>Have fulltime job
>Starts at 6am
>Can't stay up late
>Only have tier 8's (Prems), a couple Tier 6's and a Tier 9.
>Grind to E5 takes forever
Plz.
>>127242910
well i already seen such a person with 7k+ battles.
he had a winrate of 31%...
How can people maintain ~300 WN8s? I guess someone can just be a casual player, but do these people even try?
>>127243496
well apparently such people try to be bad. they actively undermine their teams performs by either pushing people of cliff's or camping behind friendly's. the worst i have seen was a xvm using ashole that drove in front of the better players of his own team in order for them to shoot at him, so that they would get banned.
>>127243420
Did you point out that he was playing a Bishop?
>>127244050
need I answer that?
>>127243496
Aside from bots, bad players that spam tier 8 premiums a lot. Getting only one or so shots of damage in tier 8s tends to get you around that WN8.
>>127242262
what's with all the idiots playing the oi or oi exp. they can't even hit something.
>>127242967
Funny joke friend
anime makes tanks better
NOFUN
>>127246347
>new and mostly OP line
>all the shitters throw themselves at it thinking they'll git gud
Nothing new here.
>ok guys let's just make a line, should be easy enough even for NOFUN
>>127246846
>tan Yukari
yes
good
>>127249492
I wish I had more
>>127250535
So did I
>>127246846
>ywn fuck Saori senseless
why live
>>127252534
>you will never wrap Mako in your sweaty fat rolls
give me the rope
>>127252739
>>127252534
Why even live
>>127255281
VR soon
>>127242638
It's a straight up worse Pz IV H regardless of which gun you run on it. The extra side and rear armour isn't nearly strong enough to make up for its faults.
How can we make NA tanks great again?
>>127257469
let donald trump buy wargaming
>>127257530
yes, then he can build a firewall that'll keep Brazilians out
>>127242638
Why can't we have those textures?
>>127257760
Fucking fund it.
That blogpost from the portugese she-man about the FV4202 missions somewhat implied that the rebalanced stats of it are available somewhere. Anyone got a link?
>>127258648
because god hates you
>>127259543
it's in the OP
>PS4 having second open beta
>PC version still not out of alpha
http://console.worldoftanks.com/en/news/general-news/ps4-openbeta2/
>>127260575
Will PS4 allow KB/M?
>>127260852
why would a console do that?
>mfw I'm training firefighting on my loaders
this means I'm terrible right
>>127261015
They are used to making bad decisions, why stop now?
>>127261117
when has any console ever allowed a keyboard and mouse?
post cute tank girls
or post cute girl tanks
>>127261280
why dont you gas yourself dolan
>>127261280
Why don't you post yourself bby
>>127261442
not until you post cute pics
dedicated /euwotg/ chat room when
Idk which is worse, Tioga shit posting or the nofun meme posting
Post Noobmeters
>>127261442
>implying that was me
kill yourself
>>127261280
what about cute boats?
>>127261873
this is an acceptable compromise
>>127261979
good
>>127261280
>>127262095
are those tiny little planes following her? that's too cute
post more please
>>127262118
I'll need something a little cuter, anon
>>127262204
look in the basket.
its a plane ship thingy
>>127261729
Are you just jelly tho?
>>127262374
>>127262443
>its a plane ship thingy
aircraft carrier?
>>127262565
ya indeed, one of those things where the seasick people are evacuated by plane all the time :D
>>127262451
Tbh no. I monitor the thread regularly but I don't play the game that often anymore. Maybe twice a week?
>>127262504
I already have this one
Cute!
>>127262772
post funny tank pictures
>>127262978
>>127262451
>they don't have the campaign exclusive camo
Why, though? I thought if you got the tank you got the camo, and only reward tanks could use that camo.
>>127263167
>>127263216
it's on, it just looks like a layer of dust
if you mean the minecraft camo, you can use this one on anything
>>127263216
it looks like shit on m60
>>127263383
>>127261256
PS3 did with a few games, well KB the mouse part left out desu senpai
>>127257469
Merge East and West servers, give the huehues a containment server, sell the NA server to a private North American company and fire all the current NA staff.
>>127264295
Except The Chieftain, he's cool and can stay.
>>127264295
>Merge East and West servers, give the huehues a containment server
sometimes i read posts like these and i can just be thankful people like you will never be in any position of power and influence
>implying SaWse would be even green on NA
Pretty cool to be quite honest
>>127264881
>implying you would even be yellow on EU
y-yay
>>127265213
>"Sieg!"
confirmed nazi
that feel when
>>127261729
>Tioga
>suddenly it's 2013 all over again
Dude that's an old dead meme. Let it go. Now we have superior shitposters like seonnut, sawse, and hellmaw
>>127266374
>hellmaw
he literally has no idea what 4chan is
>>127266613
Hellmaw is a qt, even qt'er than Mogami and Yukari combined, please no bully
>>127265720
>tfw german client cause im not on my main pc
>100mbps connection
>YouTube streaming smoothly
>Netflix streaming smoothly
>Spotify streaming smoothly
>25ms ping to NA east, lost packets and disconnections ever 15 minutes
fix your fucking servers WG
>cleared daily double on all 46 tanks in garage
>literally all life force sucked out of me
>>127267576
I get a 200ms ping to EU over here in Kentucky and I don't even get packet loss. Are you sure it's not your computer m8?
>>127267175
yo is her actual name Lauren by any chance?
>>127267879
desuI just google searched gamer girl so I could make a joke, please don't stalk people on the internet
>>127267175
but hellmaw dounst sound like a gril
>>127268005
no she just looks like the splitting image one of my classmates from middle school and I have no idea who that person is if she's an egaming "athlete" or something
>>127267861
Constantly seeing 50kbps to see if I ever actually lose connection to the internet and that's always steady. Never below 50fps either. It's not a client-side problem.
>open game
>stare at the garage, maybe spin a few tanks
>close game
>>127268794
>seeing
seeding*
>>127268946
1.) Join BENIS or NOFUN
2.) platoon with baka or Loituma
3.) Have an actual reason to play this game from here on out
>>127267175
>qt
Lol
>>127264527
fuck off to reddit techno
>>127268946
>less people total online every time
>another guy on your friend list has gone inactive
just na things
seriously guys wake the fuck up, it's only 0100 in EU and it's not even 2000 in NA
am I seriously the only one here?
>>127269393
I am already in an active competitive clan that for some reason, three days before the campaign, is doing nothing.
>>127272616
yes you are
>>127272616
>hiding from roommate's family
pls give me something to do
pls
>>127272727
Dem 27s tho
What are the key differences between the German and Ruskie heavy lines? I'm up to tier 6 on both and need to decide on a 7.
>>127273673
>german heavy
shit till t9
>russian heavy
p good all the way through
>>127270000
which is which?
>>127273673
Russian heavies become flat like a pancake, go a little fast sometimes. Firing gold at them sometimes pens because they are into sloping and rng.
German heavies become flat like brick walls, and don't go fast. Firing gold at them usually pens because they are horizontally flat.
>>127273673
Tiger is good but usually requires a bit more experience to make it shine.
IS is "Fuck You: The Tank".
>>127272727
All clans are dead before campaigns.
Also nice repeating digits, friend.
>>127243496
Reminder that there are thousands of players who have absolutely no idea about game mechanics besides what they've heard in game chat.
>tfw I will always be trash at this game
>tfw every time I have one good day I have a whole bad week after that
>tfw I won't get into a good clan for the campaign
>tfw I'll just have to sit on the sidelines as faggots join the clans I want to then leave immediately after
>>127275558
Watch Zeven's replay reviews fampai.
why do I have a churchill in my garage? should I research the next thing before I abandon the line, or should I just sell it now?
>>127276526
Always research before selling a tank, unless it's a high tier with a long grind. The line isn't that promising and the tier 7 is fucking sad, but you never know what you're going to feel like driving 6 months from now. Always think long term with your grind investment.
>>127276826
I need another 5k on it. I like the gun, but everything else about it triggers me so hard.
I'm looking at the BP, am I right in thinking it's abysmally slow and with useless armour? the tier 6 doesn't look great either desu.
>>127277361
The Churchills don't play very differently, they're really mediocre if you value mobility at all and their guns are disappointing. It gets a bit better after that but don't bother going down the line unless you're planning on going all the way to the highest tiers.
>>127277361
Black Prince is big, slow, has no gun depression, has armour that only repels trash guns firing standard from the front and has a shitty 17pdr at Tier VII, when everybody is starting to rock 88mms or greater. In most cases, you'd want to take a T29 or IS over it.It's fun to make fun of people with it.
>>127277361
The Churchill I has a pretty good gun at its tier. The Churchill VII is literal trash because its top gun only gets a couple more of pen and its advertised armor only applies to a very small part, all while being slower than the Church I. The BP is okay when top tier. You can also annoy even the tier IX tanks if you sidescrape effectively, that is if you can find a spot. The gun is okay for its tier but is useless if at bottom tier. The BP overall is pretty meh considering you'll always be put into mid-bottom tier matches but can hold on its own when top.
Arty will shit on all three though due to how slow they are.
>>127277875
thanks brah, think I'll finish it and sell
>>127278249
T29 is best tank
shitters cannot deal with the turret at all
>The Churchill VII and BP will never be given the 165mm AVRE gun
>>127279935
>Churchill AVRE will be a Tier VI premium,
>fires only HE/AP for 800/650 damage with 80/170mm of pen,
>takes 23s to reload,
>The bundle on the back will be count as hitbox,
>special price of $40 + 1500 gold free!
>"limited time offer, never be on sale again"
>Sold again as part of rare tank bundle 3 later that year
>>127274127
Whatever you want senpai
>>127263383
>>127279935
pls
>>127279935
>we need more retarded derp guns
t. nobody ever but you
>>127281774
Thats the 290 mm mortar which is top tier shit.
>>127281934
The only good(fun)brit guns are the derps.
>>127282079
New artillery)))))
>>127243423
How am I supposed to play the 30.02 D? Its guns are crap.
>>127282962
Didn't mean to quote >>127243423
>>127243423
Who /readytocommitsuicide/ here?
>>127283406
If I suicide will I finally be able to live in Gensokyo?
>>127283406
I'll wait until after the campaign for that. If I don't get the tank, Gamindustri here I come.
>>127283859
>he actually has a shot at getting it
Nigga I can't even get into a half decent clan
>>127284249
join BENIS or NOFUN
>>127284413
>BENIS
>implying they'll do the campaign
>implying I want to play with greenshitters
>implying I'm a yuropoor
>>127282962
get good
>>127284929
You could try SNPAI, they're a feeder clan for Mahou, but they still participate in clan wars, even if it is as bait for Mahou tactics
>>127285178
epic meme bro!
>>127282962
use the l/70 and switch between a sniper and a flanker. 30.02 was my favorite tank once I got the hang of how to play it.
>>127282534
confirmed for not having played conqueror
>>127285553
I figured I should stick with the 75. It still seems pretty subpar.
>>127285808
Most of the tier 7 mediums are painfully undergunned.
Is it perfectly balanced, Y/N?
>>127285903
I really enjoyed the Comet and KV-13 though, and their guns aren't great.
>>127284929
You're obviously a greenshitter yourself if you can't get into a clan with a shot at getting a tank. Any blue clan in NA is more or less guaranteed tanks with so many of the old top clans dead or retired.
>>127285946
Obvious powercreep to get people to buy freeXP/premium time to get through rest of the shit on that line. The tier 6 is okay and can be done in SH, but that's about it.
daily reminder
>>127286476
>imblying
>>127286602
I am the dead pz1c in this picture. what other proof is needed
>>127285391
I guess I have no other choice
I wish I was good at this game but apparently I never will be
>>127286764
and I am the dead Toldi III off camera, truly I am god
>>127286125
1921 wn8 just isn't good enough to get into any top 25 clan
>>127286795
Who's that little cuck acting tenker in the corner? You>>127286918 ?
>>127287036
1921 is green senpai
>>127287036
you dont need a top 25 clan to earn a tank from playing
>>127287036
I don't think any actually relevant clan cares about overall stats. Or do you have under 2,5k recents lmao?
>>127287036
if NOFUN could get IS-5s for everyone then any clan on NA can get a reward tank
>>127287087
no, all the screenshots are from same battle, im still the dead pz1c
>>127287087
even cheeki breekier if you look at >>127286602
is the non-reward M46 driven by Epi0 on the far left
>>127287394
p sure he's talking about the stb
>>127287575
"p sure" I'm just pointing out another out of place tank and already replied to him in >>127287263
i don't remember who took the STB
>>127287236
t. PLSGO before the IS-5 campaign
>>127287937
>implying anyone from plsgo even knew what nofun was even back then.
>>127288531
Back then NOFUN and SOFUN were just getting started
>get IS
>get to last package
>all of the sudden MM is shit
>I'm the only tier 7 in games of 8s and 9s
is there some sort of fucking program written that once you get the last cannon you're deemed too OP and therefore are forced to get raped by higher tiers until you buy a new tank?
>>127288932
It's the price you have to pay for the occasional "I can cripple/one shot pretty much everything every 10 seconds" game.
>>127288932
>get to last package
xbone user I'm guessingtry playing the superior platform
>>127288932
Bone or 360?
>>127289769
How could you tell by my wording, exactly?
You're right, but I'm curious.
>but no, vanilla PC is far inferior in terms of sounds and immersion than vanilla Xbone
>>127289917
PC doesnt have module packages
>>127289917
we say modules on PC, I only hear my xbone user friend say "packages"
>>127290037
>>127290058
Okay, in all the help screens before the game and even when you upgrade it says "packages".
Although the UI during the game is sort of cartoonish, it looks amazing on Xbone, legit impressed tbqh
>>127289882
Bone
>>127290164
I'm going to play it when it's on PS4, but from what I've seen console tries to be too photo-realistic, and I personally am not a fan of the style
>>127290164
What tiers do you play? Are you interested in platooning with an autistic manchild?
>>127290360
The looks are passable, that's all I really give a shit about on console anything.
it's more the sound design that gets me. The sound of the cannons firing and especially the shots bouncing off of your tank really immerse you.
>>127290521
Any of them.
And no, sorry, nothing personal, I just play the game to pass time and while I am hammered.
Then shitpost here after.
>>127284929
the only options if you want to do the NA campaign are the reddit meme clans, I joined yolo temporarily just to get the t23e3 but I can't be fucked doing this one because BENIS is comfy and I like the spurdo logo
>>127290521
I thought about hitting you up but
>autistic manchild
Kind of ruined it for me
>>127292193
baka desu, smh_tbh_fam
>>127292543
I don't want to disappoint anyone.
>>127292681
who else would I be
>>127292698
What server do you play on and what tiers?
>>127292758
j-john cena
>>127292815
NA E, up to tier 7. Have around 3k battles.
>>127292758
I would join with my NA account, but NOFUN needs me :3to sit in the TS and be THE burger
>>127292758
Literally nobody, cause nobody is in your shitty clan.
>>127293002
Eh I'm on na west with 5k~ or so, usually play in comfy mid tier tanks despite having finished Soviet heavy and American td lines
>>127293002
PC or Xbawks?
>>127293082
>Literally nobody
>"nobody"
fucking liar
>Used to be in SOFUN
>Always wanted to join NOFUN
>53% shitter
>They want 54%+
>Get random invite from SaWse to a squad a few weeks ago
>Have no idea how they knew me from the old clan
>Get a crom ready for a tier 6 fight
>ded a fuck
>SaWse says that its not going to happen
>Leaves without saying anything else
>Not sure if its worth sending request because it looked ded as fuck and I cannot play late night. Also muh 54%.
Does NOFUN want another green dragging them down?
>>127293730
nofun are turboshitters, you'll be increasing their skill level significantly
>>127293271
I stick with mid tiers for the most part. Grinding skills on a Type 64 currently and filling up the garage with the funnest tier 6's before trying for a straight grind to a top tier for the first time.
>>127293454
XBone.
>>127293454
People actually play this on consoles?
>>127293730I have 51% wins and 1250WN8 and I'm in
also >>127286476
>>127293460
kys
>>127293860
Get a Chaffee. Stick a rammer, vstab and optics on it. Throw snapshot and smooth ride, along with recon and situational awareness. Sixth sense is optional. Thank me later.
>>127293969
xbone NA is less ded than master race NA supposedly
>>127293730
>implying you need good stats to be in nofun anymore
>>127294287
that recent... im sure luffy's is better
>>127294382
my NA stats are better I promise, I stopped caring about EU a while ago, I just came back recently because I remembered I have premium to kill and a free toldi to get
http://wotlabs.net/na/player/sexy_mongoose
>>127293730I had you on my friendlist from way back when sso I invited everyone from clan+friendlist for a skirmish but not enough people were interested, nothing personel. That said you can just apply I'm sure dolan doesn't give a fuck as long as you have a bunch of non shit tanks.
I hate dead threads
what are they saying?
>>127297709
>old el halluf corner
triggered
>>127297709
rip
>>127297858
those were the days
>there are people in this thread who obsess over stats and still have under 2k RECENT
how the fuck, i bearly play 60 matches a week and still got over 2500 recent in the last 60 days with 4k just this last week
and i just play the T-10 and M46kr lately
autists or literal children?or both?
>>127281141
Will it be an arty or a heavy?
>>127298280
That was after the first rework. First it was just one lane from that side.
>>127298327
i'm just bad at video games
My tournament paid for premium time finally ran out, my clan's dead, and there's no way I'm giving WG a penny. Am I finally free?
>suicide rush tokyo drift into enemy base as bottom tier light on port, on the overpass
>enemy light intercepts me before I can get to arty
>brawl ensues
>down to one shot kill health
>friendly arty saves the day at the last second
>mfw
>immediately rolling over their arty
Undeserved good games are the best.
Why is this allowed
>>127300610
this gives gave me cancer
Wot blitz anyone?
>>127301912
How is it?
>600 exp
this dumb motherfucker right here
>Go to E1 on prokhorovka as scout
>Meet the enemy scout there
>>127302045
Not them, but it's mini WoT. Simplified mechanics, but still very familiar. Less tech trees. Maps are small chunks of regular maps. Battles are much shorter. Easy to seal club. Playable on a touch screen if you want something to kill time with on mobile. Still grindy though, but if you have experience in regular WoT there's no consequences for shooting straight down one line.
>carry harder
>>127294802
>as long as you have a bunch of non shit tanks
Oh boy.
>>127304161
the charioteer is good
>>127303230
>Look at minimap and see enemy scout moving to position.
>Blindshot the only bush in the area.
>"nice hacks. reported."
/r/ back to school contest submissions by sawse
name a worse map than windstorm
>>127304810
Severogorsk
>>127304810
Cliff.
>>127304218
>Camping at E1 on prokhorovka
>At least 5 enemy tanks blind firing at me
>All missing
>>127304921
>"I fucking hate this game"
>"How are you still alive"
>"Fix your fucking game wg"
>an amx 13 75 that shoots the last shells in his drum so that he can reload
>>127305608
>he's firing all gold
>>127287036
>tfw 1960 WN8, ended up in a top 15 clan that has serious chances of getting the tank
>>127287394
Thats clearly THE rarest reward, M46 tank. How god damn new are you?
How fun is the new t-28 goy tank?
>>127310484
I haven't played it but the original T-28 is great and the prem one has a incredible gun from what I've seen
>>127310484
It's a sluggish glass cannon
Its pretty fucking OP until you bump into other statpadders with derps that one-shot your shit
bumperino :^)
>>127288640
nigga what
>>127293730
>They want 54%+
there's no stats requirements to get in NOFUN, we take anyone who's from /wotg/ and owns a tier 8
might change that last part to "owns an IS-3" though
>>127315571
Does a 110 count as an IS-3 to people?
>>127304810
Serene Coast
