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CUTE
OPEN EMBED
Callie is very pretty!
>>127175152
If I hear one annoying squib ask for the discord link.
Callie is very STRONG!
>>127175339can i have a discord link plz
Any art of Callie with an Octobrush?
3 POSTS EARLY YOU FAGGOT AND YOU FORGOT THE DISCORD
>>127175295
It's true
where the f*** are the squads at...
>>127175397
>plz
>not plox
i don't even anymore
here take a random pic
>>127175506
discord
>>127175530
triggerfish'd
>>127175281
>You see this ass
>I am touching this ass
>It belongs to me
>You can't have it
>You will never touch it
>Because if you try to I'll fucking kill you
>This is my ass and my ass only
>>127175726
ooo
big bad marie
gonna what, crush me under her body?
do you think they'll ever add like a pop idol outfit like a mini version of the ones callie and marie wear?
its time...
https://www.random.org/
>>127175936
But then there'd be no reason to wear anything else.
>>127175936
her face looks so punchable
>>127176087
Holy shit my heart
>>127175973
>tfw no hero weapons.
>>127175973
>greater chance of getting some weapons because they have more numbers backing them
>4x chance to roll 52 deco or inkbrush
this always bothered me. but it's not a big deal and I appreciate you making this
>>127175936
Never because Inkling boys exist and it would be too hard for the devs to make a male version.
>>127176109
you really are worse than the mariefag
at least they had a passion for something, not a vendetta against
>>127176361
those are reskins desu
>>127176087
Why does marie look so sad? ;-;
>>127176510
Her vagina won't stop bleeding
>>127176450
At least this guy wasn't autistic enough to shit on the drawfag by uploading a crappy edit.
Marie is the best
better than the rest
has a bigger chest
i hope everyone had a great new year's! this mimammema sure did.
may the rest of the year go just as well!... or better, if you weren't feeling so great, today!
fun fact: the arrow is called a kabura-ya, or a turnip arrow, and is said to ward off evil spirits for the coming year!
>>127176945
>Marie will never have tentacles that are this fat
why live
Reposting because I didn't realize the thread was maxed out:
...Anonymous
01/01/16(Fri)20:38:59 No.127176574
Was having connection issues, but from the handful of matches I got to play with the new Octobrush I really enjoyed it. It's pretty ink hungry though so might wanna run some Saver sets.
Though I'm by no means an expert.
>>127176996
>tfw you will never have new years with a mimammema
>>127176510
Marie lost all joy to be had in life long ago.
>>127177027
autism
>>127176996
I was about to say. This was missing.
>>127177027
autism incarnate desu
>>127176996
It's always a joy to read your posts
>>127176510
She can see the future.
Anyone just playing some Turf or even Squads? B- here but I'd be up for some new friends or something. NNID: DeebraSplats
Let's see if this works
>>127177357
Added. I'd like if we got a quad squad going.
>>127176996
>>127177482
>a fresh mimenmamenmieminme AND more comic from translator anon
and people say /ink/ is no good anymore.
>>127177745
Just remember to ignore and report shitposting.
>>127177357
Fuck it, I'll play.NNID: GoombaFromMario
>>127176945
Now if only she could pass thatpregnancytest
>leaping to a platform too early when mahi mahi changes
>shitshitshit
>land knee deep in water
>survive
totally intentional
>>127177482
I liked it better when Callie and Marie weren't forbidden lovers and instead it was just all in Agent 3's dirty little mind.
>>127177872
Come join the squad!
>only B- with 3 S's
I-I'm not nervous.
Somebody on my team named Thryak. Should that name ring any bells? Could've sworn I'd heard it here before.
>all of us are using short ranged weapons
oh fuck
>>127178673
Away we go, for better or worse.
>>127178854
Thigh rack is prettyshit
>>127179020
anudder 1 bites d-dust
>>127179020
>>127179020
FUCK CALLIE
>>127179257
FUCK CALLIE
SEX WITH MARIE
>>127179257
'S SISTER MARIE
>>127179257
In what position
Does anyone else watch old stream vods that you have saved up and pretend that your the one playing, and notflc? I usually grab a Wii remote and nunchuk and and try to imagine what it's like to actually win for once
>tfw you will never be flc
>tfw you will never be good
>tfw I will never get my gamepad fixed
Jesus Christ I did terrible.Then again that was literally the first Squad match I've ever played.
>>127179020
>CUM IN MY ASS WHEN I CUM IN YOUR MOUTH
am i missing something here
>>127179474dezlyis just acting up again don't worry hell be fine
>>127179257
Why would anybody want to fuck a skinny little tart covered in hard muscles and bumps? Get a big poofy girl instead
>>127179474
im having a sleepover with tim we just came up with some bull shit lol now we have tickle fight
FUCKDADDY
>>127179474
Squids have no bones.
>>127179583
How come Mariefags get the one people think is thick
This is bullshit
>>127179602
>12:47
>before this post which is 12:46>>127179603
>>127179583
Marie is gasping for air after five minutes.
Callie goes for it all night long.
>>127179583
Marie would look so good with muscles. The bodytype wouldn't mesh with her personality at all but somehow the thought of it is so satisfying. I bet she'd go for aesthetics over raw power.
Hey /ink/, I've been away a couple of weeks. What'd I miss besides the great Christmas ennewbening?
>>127178895
Deebra here, I've got another in me then I gotta dash for a brief moment. Sorry for being a detriment so far. I'm not good enough to be going up against these Jap S-Ranks.
>>127179837
This
>>127179845
Truth be told she wouldn't be unfit either, granted she's had just as much experience in the Octopus war as Callie has.
The difference is her specialty is sitting and waiting for targets while Callie is running around bludgeoning heads with a giant stick.
They both dance for 24 hours straight.
>>127180170
How... horrible? Also why complain about it here and not there? Are you afraid people will judge you?
>>127180170
Discord needs an Off topic Channel for that sort of thing.
>Discord faggots circlejerk their game discussion in the Discord only
>same Discord faggots come to the thread to complain about their Discord
Good job guys. We're almost the worst general now.
>>127180012
Don't worry about it. We're all playing like shit.
>>127180472
Nah its still pretty good. We just need to ignore the Discordfags and allow them to vent.
sex with alice
Well fuck. I ain't cut out for this S Rank bullshit it looks like.
>>127180547
Going massively negative is always a detriment though. I'm just gonna stick to Turf Wars, aha.
Sex!
how to balance chargers
>remove hitmarker when scoped on a player
thats it. its stupid how a long range weapon as good as a charger can determine where players are just by looking at them. would help a shitton in modes like tower control where you have to sit still or stay in a confined space.
>>127180662
It just takes time, anon.Try rainmaker, it's the easiest ranked mode in my opinion.
>>127180628
It's a good idea to wait until you're S till you squad. That way you don't have to worry about losing points and you'll probably be good enough by then to hold your own
>>127179406
>You will never guide Callie through the ins and outs of what makes sex good
>>127180613
I don't use the Discord. I made an account to spy on it.
>>127180628
nobody is. 90% of the squads you go up against are japstacks or clanfags who do their best to mimic japstacks. its a bit of a disadvantage, but its free money when you get into S.
3/4 squad
Need one more
AddSuburbanWhiteKid
>>127180613
>if they had the squid sister's outfits for PCs woomies would get Marie's skirt and spaghettis Callie's pantaloons
>tfw you will never dress up your woomy like Callie
>>127180876
Yeah I thought I was a little better than 2-11 tho.At least I can always go body 8 year olds in For Glory I guess.
>>127177357
Sent a request, even though I don't squad that often I really enjoy joining in on turf wars if you dont mind.
>>127175973
>roll range blaster
>try not to cry
Custom E-Liter 3K Scope
Dynamo Roller
.96 Gal Deco
Luna Blaster Neo
>>127181329
>posting lewd
baka
>>127181329
why mariefags gotta be like this
>>127181329
LEWD
DELETE THIS
Any squads?
>>127181524
They follow a known degenerate
>>127181668
Just filled up the only squad. Sorry.
>>127181558
shut up baka. It helps the pipe cleaner go up my urethra smoothly
POST CUTE SQUID
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/A0t33G4.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>127181329
>>127181672
>porndump time
>>127181672
>>127181329
>>127181329
>You will never be Callie
>You will never feel Marie push her breasts against yours
>>127181736
ONLY ONE SQUAD lol this general is deda
>>127181971
>Marie will never diddle you in the shower
when does yuro splatfest end?
>>127182218
About a day from now.
>>127182218
about 12 hours
>>127182137
>you will never swap outfits with Marie for the Splatfest
>>127182770
>Marie will never gaze at you with hungry eyes as she watches you change your clothes, gradually moving closer to your exposed form
>>127181780
Why is that inkling standing next to a dead giant squid?
>>127182060
Squad is 3/4 now if you still want to join
My ID is here >>127180915
>>127181089
Added, I'd be up for some lazy turf wars~
Reminder lovey dovey is the only good romance
>>127183082
>dead
What is this weird headcanon of yours?
Haven't played since July. What are the changes I need to know about? Best new weapons?
>>127183321
Ssjr still reigns supreme
>>127183272
That's sovanillaanon.
>>127183321
Aero meme range got buffed because the Splatoon devs are retards. It's pretty much a good weapon all around now
>>127183304
Squid hat off = ded.
>>127183428
Hey, vanilla is a good flavor
>>127183421
For real? I don't remember it being that good.
>>127183272
Personally I love the idea of them still sharing a bed, despite both being straight.
>>127183483
I used the Aerospray RG before I stopped playing
>>127183634
>you will never bathe with callie
it hurts
>>127183737
>>127183552
They're messing with you
96 gal and 52 gal are gods. And e liter if you can use it. A lot of people would argue the Luna Blaster is broken
>>127183552
it's not
Is anyone from the squad in here?
Should we just leave?
>>127183950
Sounds good
>>127183950
Gonna have to dip out. My dad just died.
>>127183950
As soon as I say that someone joins.
>>127183819
>You will never snuggle with Callie in the bath, while she investigates that hard pointy thing above your legs
>Callie will never give you an involuntary handjob
>>127184112
Why do this to me anon
someone make a squad
>>127184112
I want a fic of this but it better be in the "investigating a different species" way and not the "Callie is mentally 3 years old" retarded headcanon way
>>127184070
Happy to here.
Are serious right now? 2?
>>127175973
Ronald McDonald says eh
>>127184570
you have to be 18 faggot
>>127176410
You are aware they made a male version of the squid girl outfit, right?
>>127184871
A full body dress isn't quite as unisex as a shoulderless leotard.
>>127185149
The boy looks so retarded with that hat
>>127185236
Autism cap to contain his autism
>>127185236
It looks like a fucking condom.
Why is team money so bad, this is the first splatfest where I got out of toasty.
>Be on Wiscy's team
>Win
>Not on his team
>Die horribly
>>127165690
>mfw I squished a half done splatling so I'd have enough to make that lewd woomy today
thatsso/dezly/tia
need one more idiot
nnid: tiabutt
:^)
>>127185542
kill yourself senpai
I want tomassageCallie's boobs
>>127185542
full now
I want todateCallie'ssister
>>127185653
Me too, anon
>>127185542
either go back to the discord or show us your feet
>>127185653
Does this feel good for girls?
I know I like my pecs massaged after a workout~
I am filled with disappointment, post cute squids
>>127185792
What's the appeal to masochism?
>>127185936
>>127186095
>you can see her bald head
fucking disgusting
>>127186095
This image makes me thirsty
>>127186147
can't unsee
>>127185636
>>127185885
>>127186147
Son of a bitch
There are people in the discord that don't know what the N-Zap 89 is.
>>127186249
kill yourself tia
Did the Secret Santa collage ever get posted?
>>127186296
>>127186296
There are people in the discord that don't know what love is.
>>127186301
Rude! Sir, tell me your name so I can have you banned on the discord
I'm expecting troll responses but what is this discord thing everyone keeps talking about?
>>127186296
Thatso to be specific
>>127186046
>he doesnt like masochism unironically
>>127186453
Not when it's married to me.
>>127186348
last thread
>>127186392
c.a.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>127185149
Meh, they still altered the entire thing aside from the shoes. I'm sure they'd be willing to do it again.
That being said, I'd prefer Octarian dlc.
>>127186437
Never heard someone refer to it as "The 89"
Plus it's irrelevant
>>127186621
Same
>>127186621
>You will never tell Callie to turn around and close her eyes, as you rub her back with one hand and your dick with the other
>>127186249
marie is a qt
tia is a qt
>>127175152
Anyone got the recommened skills for weapons thing? I'm looking for ideas.
>>127186429
Discord is like skype but better somehow
>>127186796
Commit suicide. You are an embarrassment to this general and one of the worst players I've seen.
>>127187015
There is no correct way to use a weapon. You use it however you feel best fits your style.
>>127187004
why would she have to close her eyes?
>>127187004
>>127187015
still looking for a good DS set, curious about what people are running on the nouveau as well
>thread is nothing but Callie
>>127186796
you're irrelevant, you sad disgusting scarthophile.
>>127187264
Nothing wrong with that
>>127187142
Because then she won't notice Marie sucking you off until you're ready for her tentacles.
>>127187047
Yet he thinks he's above D&D players, what human garbage.
>>127187264
That's because Calliefags love to show off their strange obsession with Callie.
>>127187264
This is right; we need to give second best girl some love too.
>>127186379
Underrated post.
>>127187219
I'm running Ink Saver Main, Damage Up and Ink Resistance Up as mains with Special Saver, Swim Speed Up and Ink Saver Main as my subs for the Nouveau. Curious to see what other people are using for it though.
>>127187465
why would you perform such an act if it wasn't a product of both of your love?
it's not just about the sexual gratification, you know.
I wasn't paying attention. What was he rank of those squids we just stomped?
>>127187720
That's about what I figured. Swim Speed, Damage, Special Saver, Ink Recovery, Ink Resistance, Ink saver and Bomb range are what I was considering but I wouldn't know what to include or what order to put them in until I see a few sets or play with it enough myself.
>>127187790
Assuming you're in my squad and not a different one
2 S ranks and 2 A somethings
>>127187732
Because Callie's only redeemable quality is the size of her tentacles? There's nothing else to like about her
>>127187520
Quite so. Simply the embodiment of autism in its finest form. A shitty excuse for a human.
>>127187264
Seeing Marie cheers me up
Blaster Tier List:
Rapid Blaster
Luna Blaster Deco
Luna Blaster
Rapid Blaster Deco
Rapid Blaster Pro
Custom Range Blaster
Custom Blaster
Rapid Blaster Pro Deco
Blaster
Range Blaster
>>127188226
piss-poor
>>127187930
to a certain point, i have to respect people's opinions.
but when you say something so brash and insensitive, i'm morally obligated to fight you.
put 'em up mate
>>127188226
>Luna Blaster Deco
>>127188478
happy thanksgiving slowpoke
>>127187930
Are we talking about the same Squid?
>>127188550
It's easter
Marie's fun to draw with her hair down.
>>127188642
good art
So...Anyone want to squad??
GGs squad.
>>127188642
That's a good length
>>127188778
>>/discord/
>>127188871
where is this so called discord
>>127188642
I love the way you draw her !
>>127188642
Dunno if you could do one of her/them without the hats? They're ridiculously cute that way.
>>127188992
Discarded
I sexually identify as an squid kid. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of swimming over the battlefields dropping hot sticky ink loads on disgusting octoscum. People say to me that a person being a squid and a kid at the same time is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install tentacles and an ink tank on my body and I will paint the area around my eyes black. From now on I want you guys to call me “Squig” and respect my right to be fresh and splatting needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a woomyphobe and need to check your cephalopod privilege.
My deepest desire is to grab a squid loli and perform the scary angry non-consensual deep sex until she has a hueg gaping vagina the size of a hallway, then I'd get the Squid Sisters and leave them covered in hot ink leaking from their buttholes which would be sagging like a wizard's sleeve.
Thank you for being so understanding
it's her!!!
>>127188992
https://discordapp.com/invite/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm
>>127189191
>>127189161
Last bit wasn't necessary. Gotta stick to the pasta man.
Marie!?
>>127189373
Ssshhh you can't stop my heat's desires, famm
>>127189191
>>127189379
>>127189379
Would Marie be into BDSM?
>>127189379there's not nearly enough gigantic tit art of splatoon
Maries heavy breasts!
>>127189615
She'd be into smothering at the very least.
>>127189668
You're telling me, I'd love to see Marie's dress trying to handle some titantic tits as she dances.
>>127189692
Marie belittling Callie over the one perk she has over her!
>>127189692
why are her boobs so floaty
>>127189892
Why would Callie be jealous of her pillow?
is there anything saltier than marie?
You know, with all this C+M fanart, I'm surprised there isn't one of them getting married
Cold winter walks with Marie!
>>127190195
Or so you thought
>>127190195
You clearly haven't been looking hard enough.
damn I thought we had reset their timer right before they took the lead
