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Last Thread >>127018274
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
First for cummy on tummy 2016 proud rat papa degenerate tributes
femcharr letting you rest your head on her chest as you both have a nap
vae gagging on my thick charr cock
The charr fags are here threads already ruined
First for the zerker meta. Fuck off necro and rangers.
getting gagged by a thick and juicy barb
This is not how we go swimming.
>>127161543
>no thief
How shit are they
I'm going to tenderly love Sluuti!
Is unranked arena MMR still linked to ranked arena MMR?
>>127162348
Tenderly lube her with a new tribute fresh from your nutbladder!
>>127160128
Be sure to stop pathetically attentionwhoring while you are at it.
Who am I hotglue tributing next? I need some candidates for when I get home from work.
>>127162112
teef goes without even saying how shit are you
>>127160659
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
>>127163118
>>127162348
here's your (You)
hehehe you probably think this is my necro but I tricked you guys
>>127163552
Zombie Girls make me rock hard.
>>127163515
whats it feel like to be a cuck?
>>127163118
>>127163612
>having that weapon skin
Can you give me like 1k gold pls? I'll be your femcharr waifu
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>127163515
literally don't even recognize this thread's meme rats anymore
>>127163896
>>127163840
Pretty alright, i guess!
Hey friends.
>>127163515
Is that a black bullsura on the left?
>>127163515
>>127164142
Stop
Fucking
Attentionwhoring
You
Goddamn
No
Names
>>127164346
You're feeding them (You)'s, not chasing them away.
It's not helping.
>>127164346
It makes me happy that you're so mad.
Any guildwars1 guilds with a spot open?
>>127165083
And it makes me laugh at how fucking pathetic you are.
>>127165537
Fuck off you shitposter enabling other shitposters
>>127165636
Hey fuck you post game content not gay couples lol. You baby bitch boy lololololol. Gas all rats racewar now
*giggles on discord*
>>127165848
But anon, gay couples literally are the game content at this point.
>>127164280
You know it
Should I be using Lunaria, Circle of the Moon? I remember last time I played, defensive stats weren't highly valued.
I do have a full set of rare/exotic 80 gear, and this is my first piece of ascended gear if it makes any difference.
>>127166370
Lunaria is Celestial stats so they give you a small bonus to each stat as opposed to three bigger bonuses. You could use it for now but work towards getting accessories that are geared towards your armor's stats
>>127164253
I'll be your friend.
>>127165971
>you will never be one half of gw2gs premier gay charr power couple
Just kill me to be honest.
a group of mcharr preparing to initiate a new member to their warband
Is it gay if it's futavari x femvari P in V?
>>127166982
nope but it still makes you a faggot
>>127164042
>yup, the creator
what?
>somehow, c@fags, futanorns, and cabbages havent been able to outdegenerate ratfucker pedos and proud papas
?
>>127164253
>still haven't killed bunself
what's taking you so long, seriously?
>>127166898
I'd rather husbando you.
brain transplant to put my brain inside a femcharrs body so i can become the perfect femcharr waifu when?
>>127160659
>>127160659
>>127160659
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Chromeria, Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>127167301
Because only the rats post in-game images multiple times daily, in addition to feeding off of each other
You cannot has the ungassable
I want to tie eristic up and whip his back until he cums
I just want to get home already so I can hotglue calsi the best chemist rat
>>127167378
Husband me? But you don't even know who I am anon.
>>127168424
I'll find out.
>>127168491
How are you gonna do that?What if I'm not what you were hoping for?
Is there a difference between revenant staff and sword auto attack dps? I just had some FHD faggot with legendaries trash talk me and I feel like he was just being dumb.
>>127168871
power level
sword auto attack dps > power gap > power gap > power gap > staff
>>127168589
That's for me to know.And for you to find out.
>>127168964
It's like a 7% difference, fuck off
>>127168240
lel
calsi is the kind of person that would cry if strangers treated her like a little cumslutwhich is great
>>127168871
>>127169887
what rotation would you use on staff? Just autoattacks?
Is there a HoT map that's better for collecting black diamonds than others? I need to get a bunch in anticipation of getting my engineer Viper's gear. I was thinking that either Verdant Brink or Auric Basin would be my best chances at locating them: VB for the fact that you get crowbars shoved at you at every opportunity and there's almost always cargo to open somewhere on the map, or AB for the fact that you have three different kinds of chests you can open after the meta that all have a chance to contain materials (though the meta DOES have to get completed for that to happen).
>>127170234
TD chests I think, if you have a lot of chak acid.
>>127170092
Pretty much. The other stuff is utility, except for maybe the 2 if you're guaranteed to get the followup. Not sure if you want to use the 5 for DEEPS since it moves you away from the enemy, is valuable as a breakbar killer and sits on a 20 second CD.
>>127170369
Well I do have some to spare- need to get those ley line sparks in any case. Though that does mean I have to actually go INTO tangled depths. Thanks, anon.
>>127170234
Tarir pretty much never fails now, and I've noticed most of my black diamonds come from there.
>>127170092
6/9 classes are autoattacks only dude
>>127170447
>>127170973
Using dragon/shiro stance rotation. I got around a 12-20% loss on 3 trials. Solo, so staff was missing the might you get from sword 3 on the initial burst before instant swap to shiro after bringing boons up.
So basically nah, it doesnt matter.
Post hard-working femsuras
ded game
>>127173235
You wouldn't know a hard-working, industrious femsura if you pickpocketed her lunch and ate it, sesame seeds and all.
>>127173365
oh my goodness! how do asura deal with such big floppy ears
>>127170234
Reminder that condi engineer is the lowest DPS and many more times the effort, without alacrity and might.
>>127174062
In terms of raiding, what's good condi DPS then? That's pretty much the role my novice raid group needs filling.
>>127174221rev
>>127174221
The power ranking goes:
1. Burnzerker
2. Gap
3. Gap
4. Gap
5. Epidemic Reaper
6. Gap
7. Gap
8. Condi DD/Burn Guardian
>>127174221
Elementalist. Works really well with alacrity and quickness. Burnzerker is the strongest though.
>>127174569
Where does engineer stand in raids though, is it really bad enough to not be worth mentioning?
>>127174062
Is it really? What happened that made it sink?
>>127174569
>>127175390
His rankings are dumb
Burnzerker is really only useful for gors, condie engi for everything else.
So in terms of overrall dps
1. Burnzerker (if not against a wall, if target has large hitboxes).
2.Condie engi
the other classes aren't worth mentioning.
I wonder what it's like to cum deep inside of Kittdai's pussy
>>127175782
>kittdais "pussy"
>>127175752
That's untrue, burnzerker does more DPS on every boss. Burnzerker actually does more deeps on sab than gors.
>>127175752
You have no clue what you're talking about. You can overlap firefields even on sabetha, stop talking about shit you don't know.
Condi engy is by no means top 2 condi. If you have 3 condi classes in you raid, a epidemic necro will always be more useful (dealing with ghosts, bursting with epidemic) than an engy ever will without perma 25 might and alacrity.
>>127175390
Engineer sans perma alacrity and 25 might would be around Condi DD level, now if you can keep alacrity and 25 might on him 100% of the time, he can be rank 2-3.
Just keep in mind that even on the best scenario for engineer, he needs much more work to do less than berserker does by positioning and spamming 3 keys on CD
What are you listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjKYarDl9JE
>>127176337
>Just keep in mind that even on the best scenario for engineer, he needs much more work to do less than berserker does by positioning and spamming 3 keys on CD
I'm fine with that, burnzerker gameplay isn't the sort of thing that appeals to me.
I honestly don't understand how people can stomach playing most of the specs that are popular right now, but I'm not raiding so what do I know. Maybe it's difficult enough to require that level of minmaxing but I doubt it.
>>127173875
theykill themselves you attention whoring faggot
>>127173875
lots of pre- and post-coital nibbling c:
>>127176653
It's not really hard, but if you raid buddies are shitting the bed, the DPS increase can make or break a run.
>HOPEtards still preaching their burnserker meme
Only reason you retards were able to clear raids honestly.
Should they buff Healing Signet again? Or will Warriors stay irrelevant even with that'
>>127178280
If they buffed Healing Signet it'd be like release HoT with DH flocks shitting on everyone's day.
>>127178280
That alone wont help. They'll still outsustain you. Warrior needs the shout heal buffed so that it's as good as before.
>>127175960
What
>>127177967
Mad cuck? Hope got more eternals today with over a minute and a half left on sab.
who else misses the alpine borderlands?
>>127179417
I don't. They were shit.
>>127179417
All things considered, I like the new one more. The only problem is the low population.
>>127179217
The Eternal is one big meme of a title and you know it.
I have Sinister trinkets, amended viper weapons, Ascended medium Viper armor and exotic heavy Viper armor. Should I take burnzerker or condi engi to raids? Does the answer change in fractals?
big mcharr abs and pecs
>>127180392
vae no
>>127180931
vae yes
>>127166898
You're too sweet, anon. :)
>>127181678
I didn't mean you specifically Slowglare.You two are still cute though shut up.
>>127181678
Why don't cats pose with their husbandos like the rats do?
>>127182008
Because rats are attention whores and cats are not.
>tfw my friends would crucify me for being a furry if I ever got a charr husbando even though I'd want it to be exclusively platonic
>>127182215
I keep one as a secret. It's really nice and i bully him about liking me because boys shouldnt like boys. No homo though.
>>127182215
>exclusively platonic
This is for faggots and children.
r8 cute
>>127182008
There. Happy?
I hope you're happy and have a wonderful day (and a wonderful mcharr husbando), anon.
>>127181893Heh heh. Thanks.
>>127182367
I'm sorry I don't want my insides to be rendered to mush by barbs???
>>127182401
>>127182401
Yes, I'm happy. And I do have someone too, Mr. Pantyface. Stay well.
>>127182398
12/10 would stretch over barb
>will never ever have this
>NEVER
>EVERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Edarkness confirmed ruby 2 shitter
>>127183212
just go get one, its not difficult
>>127182401
Kill yourself faggot / degenerate qfuckboy
>>127160659
No peace with beasts!
Are Fractals actually worth doing now or do they still drop shit loot?
>>127183767
You get ascended chests at a decent frequency, and can make like 8 gold per day with them.
>>127183767
do every daily
they give asc boxes by chance
gotten 3 now
>>127183936
what happened?
>>127183949
I had a group that stopped at 75 before the toughness nerf. Gimmicky bullshit. Now that that's gone, I might do them again.
8g isn't bad.
>>127184014
Noice. RNGesus bless you.
>>127183936
Yeah what did you do?
DH is very satisfying with the way that longbow hits like a truck. I am thoroughly enjoying this meme of an Elite Spec.
>>127175782
She can't have kids because her ovaries blew up lmao
>2016
>>127185831
Seems okay to me so far.
>>127185964
if i was part of the problem I'd think everything looked ok as well.
Shitposters, c@posters, r@posters, fhdposters, hopefags.
As long as they remain here, this thread will never be okay.
>>127186323
>part of the problem
I think you misunderstand. See, I have a life beyond this thread, so this is just a small blemish on an otherwise fine start.
>>127186408
wow you sure showed us normie, now fuck off to reddit
>>127186323
>if i was part of the problem
haha good one anong
>>127186408
>Oh and by the way guys I have a real life
>A real life with a real girlfriend and a real job
>Let me tell about how much I earn as well xD
>>127187196
Show us your framed community college degree first, kid. Maybe then you'll get some respect.
>>127186679
>>127187196
>mad enough to reply twice
You kicked up a hornet's nest, non-basement-dweller.
>>127187320
this meme again, next thing youll say is that your glad your contributing to society through your wagecucking
>>127187547
Sure is gw2 in here thanks to you! ;]
>>127187320
>respect
???
Tfw nobody will hotglue my characters
>tfw people bully you out of DR because you're a femsura
>>127187901
you deserve it
>>127187901
Who's the qt on the right?
Post more
>>127187901
>tfw never get bullied and get occasional "cute!" compliments in-game whenever I'm idling with mai femsura waifu
/shrug
Found the rat brigade.
>>127188373
i want to slap my cock upon their lips and rub a smile upon their face
>>127188826
L-lewd
>tfw m charr and just want to snuggle cute r@s
>tfw only ever approached by roving whordes of fhd looking for barb>tfw no barb after the one r@ magiteched it into a centaur dong
Womp womp.fhds are worse than blood elves honestly
>>127189525
>a centaur dong
tfw no centaur dong gf
>>127189930
>>127190025
god fucking damn it hes back
>>127189525
he doesn't have a horse dick, the logs got posted once it's a centaur they captured and shrunk and then they cut the centaur in half and threw the horse half in a trashcan and replaced his dick with the little man half and when he fucked the asura the little centaur man dick screamed inside her and then blacked out while vomiting out the charr jizz inside her
>>127190612
>This whole fucking explanation.
Wat.
>>127190612
>the little centaur man dick screamed inside her
My fucking sides.
How does this rat have enough blood to be so stiff? It's as thick as her thigh.
>>127191950
fuck off vae
>>127175782
pretty good t b h
>>127192750
this post legitimately made me sad
>>127192951
why...
>>127192750
you always talk shit about how you've "come a long way", but you're still exactly as pathetic as you were back then
>>127193558
You don't know me at all. I pity you and the fact that you are so terribly insecure you need to pretend to know someone and put them down to feel better. Get a life.
Is it possible to get a makeover kit on a free to fap account without giving the shekels?
>>127193914
no.
>>127191362
>her
>>127193914
Get 5k achievement points.
Post comfy rats
>>127194768
*pats*
>>127194768
As seasonal jumping puzzles go, this is comfiest.
>>127194345
You're going to have to take the sample.
>>127196259
It's a fucking hell hole, you liar.
>>127168871
Yes, there's a huge difference.
>>127196259
c:
do you own the mini wintersday present box thingy? And is there anything special with it?
Two femsuras holding a bomb
>>127173365
Don't do this.
>>127196649
it's a relaxing stroll compared to some others. where do you have trouble? have you triedgetting gud?
>>127176653
The universe tends toward what uses the least amount of energy for any given action. GW2 does very, very little to put up a fight against this sort of natural tendency. It's just the game you play.
>>127197557
One of them better be fully erect.I'm not talking about ears.
>>127197423
I do indeed! There's a short quest that involves showing the angry box the spirit of wintersday via carrying him around on a little pillow as you cheer up grumpy skritt), after which it vomits up the present you can kinda sorta see inside him - pic related.
>>127197596
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sometimes you just can't play a new class no matter how many alts you make.
Femsuras building JPs
K i t t d a i
>>127199627
is qt
bragging about cumming inside my ex-gf, and then pitying people that call me out on being a creep that airs out their personal degeneracy in the thread c:
>>127199627
alex why ;-;
>>127199852
ALEX PLEAASSEEE
>>127199627
KITFISH status:
Rexxie = Used, Cucked and Dumped
Grelom AKA Stan Z. = Used, Cucked and Dumped
Dylan = Using. Soon to be Cucked and Dumped
YOU COULD BE NEXT
>>127200448
feelsbadman
lmao
>>127200441
why does it look like he's crying
>>127200692
see
>>127199852
Rowan = Comyanon/Rexxie
Why the fuck are y'all obsessed with kittdai?
Sure, her voice is attractive, however there has never been a single real pic of her posted here.
She's a fucking spic from down south for fucks sake with a spic name. Get over it you fucking fags, she's probably ugly as shit.
>>127200692
Because he is
>>127201018
k ;]
>>127201018she doesn't look all that bad, really.
Sleepy femsuras
How many of your characters have you fully unlocked your elite specialization on, gw2g?I'm about to finish my 8th and it's kind of exhausting... but, the mastery experience isn't that bad!
>>127201817
Just have hte ones that matter, it's actually not that difficult to complete on a fresh 80. there are guides out there that point out the easy ones for you. not to mention it isn't that hard to get support on champ HP's if you ask in map.
>>127201817
All of them. That's 12 in total.
>>127201817
3 tempesets
1 berserker
1 chronomancer
5 reaper
1 daredevil
1 herald
out of 31 chars I can get the elite spec in about an 1hour-2hours now
>>127201989
>12
thats not a lot you fucknut bet you think thats good fucking loser
>>127202446
thats very very good
great work man as expected from you
>>127202493
>>127202648
what the fuck anon they're both 12 total, don't fucking sass one and pat the other
fucking fag wth man be consistent
>check out reddit
>see dev post about legendaries
>turns out only 1 person is trying to fix all the current precursor bugs
This company lol. I bet 50 of those 200 employees are busy cutting of their eyelids or pretending to be another gender.
erect femsuras
I just kicked from 1 of my guild. I never rep and turn off that guild chat but I'm always online. Is there any reason for them kicking me? Can they see how often I rep them?
dead asurans
>>127202721
wow chill there hothead
cant stand the fact that youre a good for nothing loser you numbskull?
Dros>>>>>>>>You
and thats a fact, shithead
no need to get so defensive you downy clownass fuck
>>127203023
>can they see
sorta, they can take a peek at the roster
>oh anon isn't repping again
and when that happens everyday, that means you never rep.
>>127203023
There's no log of time spent repping or anything, but if they check the roster regularly, they'll see that you aren't repping when you're on. Does that guild have a rep policy?
>>127202721
>12=31
?????
my little anon cannot possibly be this retarded
>>127203136
>>127203151
I see. It's just a shitty map chat guild that I randomly joined. I don't really care desu. Just curious about their reason.
What's the average size of a femsura's penis?
>>127203975
typical hopefag shitpost
Everyone thinks I'm a boy!
Mcharr moaning as he rides his legionnaire's fat barb
>>127204574Because you are a boy.
>>127204615
fuck off vae
>try to place an order for ectos
>my order gets flooded by a bunch of jews willing to pay a little more than me
Fuck off
Is it worth it to buy the unbreakable tools from the gem store?
>>127204871
>complaining about being outbid on something as useful as ectos.
Just wait anon, your buy listings will be filled. be patient :)
>>127204940
You're right, I should be patient.
It'll be a few days before I get enough fractal relics to upgrade my back piece anyways.
>>127204894
The only one that's useful/worth it is the Watchwork pick, everything else isn't remotely useful.
Small mcharr washing each member of the warband's balls in the shower while they jerk off into his fur
How the cuck do I play condi reaper in raids?
So now that dungeons are dead, what content nets decent gold now that isn't just farming?
Are fractals actually good to do more than the dailies? What's the gold you average from doing it?
My problem is I have all this shit I need to invest gold into but I don't want to spend all my time fucking farming silverwastes or doing faggy meta events on repeat.
Raids are decent rewards, I know, but they require a cuckload of effort to organise and are also a once-a-week type deal. I used to be able to get around 40g from just running a couple core dungeons, but now I log in and just don't know what to do. I'm feeling extremely pressured towards the gem->gold conversion right now.
What do?
>>127206416
>talk shit about how much better condi reaper is than power
>doesn't even know how it works
fuck off m8
>>127206641
Well I've never played it but had it in my team many times m8
>>127206629
fotms.
>>127206629
Raids are not worth doing if you want money, fotm is decent, mostly the daily. Wintersday jp is good money as well
>>127206629
The best moneymakers are daily-gated farms (fractals/rich nodes), SW, DS/Tarir metas, etc.
>>127206416
As long as you are not Aktium - you are.
>>127206670
and this is why nobody takes gw2g seriously in builds (rightly so)
>Wanna kill sabetha
>LFR
>you got kill exp?
>no
>he leaves
What to do?
Reminder that the bombs femsuras have been receiving recently are NOT mind control devices
So do kits have a cooldown or something? Or any particular reason to swap between them otherwise?
>>127208589
You swap between kits to use the attacks inside said kit, or to trigger Streamlined Kits if you have it. Kits are just weapons without a weapon swap cooldown.
>>127208514
keep hunting until you find a raid party that's willing to have you
>>127208880
or just lie you have the kill exp.
>>127209037
It's very easy to spot the noob/non xperienced person of a raid.
>Not pushing phases quick enough
Clearly DPS problem
>Not getting heals
Healer
>Bad pulling (on vg/gors)
Tank
>Breakbars not being broken
Clearly someone isn't CCing.
and all the tech related problems are easy to spot. like, blowing your party up at sab, not throwing sapper bombs on launchpads if you get them.
Is it caturday already?
>>127193914
I've had one drop for me on my NA alt with the key from LS chapter 1. Still heavily RNG-based, ofc.
>>127209165
>analyzing a raid is this easy in gw2
You guys got jipped.
>>127210491
it's gypped, you nig
as in gypsy
