Happy 2016!!! edition
Old: >>126461929
News:
>Dragon Age: Magekiller #1 out!
>Jade Empire free on Origin: https://www.origin.com/en-ie/store/free-games/on-the-house
>Kotor 1 and Kotor 2 only 2.99 USD on Steam now!
>€15.58 for Baldur's Gate 1&2 on GoG
>MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/5dazGqUA
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Celebrating NWY all by himself like always
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/-/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF0UEHzCZV4
Friendly reminder that absolutely no solaswives are allowed!
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>126906907
For /bwg/ and Geralt!!!!
I love you Solas!
How much should I spread my asshole if I created an Origin account to buy Inquisition?
>>126907142
Called the cops. ;)
good OP
>>126907313
Enough to fit a male dwarf's arm.
>>126907321
>>126907000
The dumb bitch attacked Hawke.
>tfw no Yvette romance
Femhawke>manhawke
>all these new areas because of DLCs once you reach Skyhold
ahhhh I think Im just going to stay in the Hinterlands.
>>126908628
Just level up to 20 in the hinterlands. Then the rest of the game is a breeze.
Chris...
TRAITOR
The Polish Shepard voices Kylo Ren in the TFA dub...
>>126909501
Does he still sound like an adolescent on the brink of tears?
goodnight
>>126910515
fucking leave
Janitor...
Thank you...
Thank you, based Janitor...
Happy New Year to you.
2016 soon
>free Jade Empire deal also includes the soundtrack and artbook
Pretty neat desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdMCxrzqvk
>>126909357
>bishop and sand
>lol can't have
Obsidian never knew how to please.
>>126914158
But you can have Bishop for five minutes if you pick the evil ending!
>>126914158
Bishop romance was intended but cut ;_;
>falls in love with you
>betrays you because it makes him feel like less of an edgelord
Bishop is like a bit like Morrigan if Morrigan was an actual sociopath and not a tsundere
>>126914280
I know, they should've cut the other one.
Ganna was also a bore.
Am I missing something obvious here?
I can't find what the ! is trying to tell me.
>>126914858
Did you talk to her? She's sometimes available when you come in.
>>126914858
Nevermind, it was the annoying singer that wouldn't let me talk to her until he stop her ugly chant.
>>126914747
Casavir was supposed to be a proper character with a plotline about him being a former lover of Ophala, but that was cut like so many other things
Gann was pretty cool imo, but Safiya is still better because she's actually plot related
>>126914968
>annoying
Please don't bully Maryden, the unofficial 5th party member.
Best cannothavefu
>>126915143
>the unofficial 5th party member.
I've talked to her for the first time now, after 72h of playing.
>>126915334
He is jesting, anon. Nobody cares for that tongue cutting slut.
>>126915380
>slut
Now you got me interested!
>>126915445
That's a figure of speech, there are no sluts in Dragon Age anymore
>>126915380
>jesting
No such things. Ever notice how Maryden always shows up in Val Royeaux and Halamshiral? Clearly, she's traveling with the Inquisitor wherever they go.
>>126915595
Dorian is a slut desu.
If anon is here, this is my fat Garrett. Marian is also a fat cow.
>>126916354
>calling a proud and liberated PoC lgbht++ man a "slut"
Very problematic, called the tumblr police
>>126916375
What about Carver and Bethany?
>>126916505
That's Beth. All done by memory, and since she only survived once so I don't remember her face very well.
>>126915286
My best cannothave is sten. I wanted to fug him so bad...
>>126916637
Z-zyzz?
>>126916768
I don't know who that is. Only posted my sims shit here.
![aesthetic_zyzz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9atIAWh.jpg "aesthetic_zyzz[1].jpg")
>>126916832
It's a dead /fit/ celebrity
>>126916832
>I don't know who that is
Really...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Shavershian
>>126916896
>/fit/ celebrity
Dude was known all around 4chan.
>>126916951
I've been here for a decade and never heard of this person. Boxxy is know all around, that trap whose name eludes me right now, Chris chan probably as well, this dude? Not even a clue.
![zyzz-before-and-after[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/46S1DXq.jpg "zyzz-before-and-after[1].jpg")
>>126917106
Nevermind, I know him by photo not name.
>>126916896
Should've posted this one instead.
>>126917106
Wigga, even the weebs at /a/ know Zyzz:
https://desustorage.org/a/search/text/zyzz/
Or: https://desustorage.org/k/search/text/zyzz/
And: https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/zyzz/
And and: http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/zyzz/
>he didn't get swole in 2015
>>126917504
>Qunari
>trannies, fake dragon people, liars
>>126914696
Morrigan is shit and deserves death
As long as Bishop isn't Morrigan he's automatically better.
>>126917365
>>126917360
>>126916896
>Zyzz
>Bioware or Dragon Age
I don't get it
Who did you dance with at the Winter Palace in Halamshiral?
>>126914696
Doesn't he betray you just to get back at Duncan? It's been ages since I played NWN2.
. . .
>>126919242
He was talking about how fit sim!Carver is
>>126919458
If you have low influence with him - because he thinks you're a faggot
If you have high influence with him - to get at Duncan
If you're a female but didn't flirt with him - because he's jelaous of Casavir
If you're a female and have high influence with him - because he feels like you're weakening him. There are some hints about it if you take him to Ammon's haven and fail speech checks with one of the succubuses, he defends you and she taunts him about it
>>126919629
I remember reading that he was supposed to be a full blown romance like Casavir. And Neeshka in addition to Elanee.
I've never played a female character through NWN2 and saw his dialogue, but I remember thinking when I played the game that I bet women would prefer Bishop to Casavir.
>>126907313
It's not terrible. They have free games on there.
>>126911450
Damnit. What did I miss?
>>126919958
Both romances in NWN2 are so awkward, Casavir is boring and lifeless and Elanee is a creep who has stalked you since infancy. It's funny how both of them die along with the annoying faggots like Grobnar and Qara in the end while most other bros survive, Avellone really hated them
>>126920590
Solas shit like usual
>>126907313
Origin isn't that bad. They have fewer games than monopoly zone steam and their social aspect is non existent. It's simple, buy the game, download and play.
Also, free popcap, classics from devs they've destroyed or Bioware every other month.
>>126920830
>Avellone really hated them
It's completely their fault for creating such uninspired characters. I understand by them romances were more vanilla, so to speak, but Viconia is a successful proof you don't need to play safe.
>>126921093
I think that NWN2 in general was Obsidian's attempt at making a wholesome fantasy game, and it failed because the writers are obviously more at home writing weird shit and edgy, conflicted characters. Gann and Safiya from the expansion are much better than Casavir and Elanee because they have very unique backgrounds and are full of identity issues
Speaking of Viccy, it's unfair to bring up Gaider's tsunderes because nothing in the industry compares to them
>>126914696
But morrigan didn't betray The Warden. There is a scenario where she leaves even though you did her a favor before but that is just being a bit selfish, it's not like she promised anything or was crutial to the mission.
Solas is the closest you get to a betrayer companion wise since he is the actual asshole of the story. Anders just has slight differences with jesus.
>>126921665
That greentext was about Bishop, but Morrigan does have that part in her romance where she dumps you because she starts feeling something which is a Bishop-like thing to do
>>126921093
Well NWN2 OC was hurt by the fact that they ran out of time and cut a lot of shit out. If they had done all four romances completely like they planned on, it might not have been so bad.
In MoTB they had more time they needed and it showed in the final product. Both the overall story and the romances were much better.
>>126921946
What is it with Obsidian and running out of time...
>>126921665
I don't see a problem... either way she offers to fuck you (or one of your buddies) silly to save your life. Your fault if you actually refuse. The offer wasn't selfless but nothing is, desu.
>>126922747
They are incompetent.
Jade Empire is pretty good, I was pleasantly surprised by it. Shame it's completely underrated by bioware fans.
>>126925620
It was an xbox exclusive on release and only got a PC port two years after coming out, no wonder it didn't become a hit
>>126926059
proof consoles ruin everything
The abandoned Chateau is p spoopy desu. What was in the box, why would the Inquisitor think it's a good idea to just grab it, and why did it give 10 cunning?
>>126923928
>whore offers to be a whore
I see no changes
>>126926203
What can I say, curiosity killed a cat.
kill me
Solaswives are not welcome here
>>126929920
This
>>126929920
There are no Solaswives in here though
DA:Origins is almost here!
>>126930371
I hope it gets lost
>>126930371
>ordering a physical copy
What are you doing?
>>126929920
Damn y'all.
>>126930595
I like to hold the things I buy in my hand.
>>126930719
Weirdo. I bet you don't even have a waifu because you can't hold her tits in your hand.
>>126930983
I don't buy my waifus
They come to me through love
>>126931067
And the games come to you through steam/origin/whatever.
>>126931268
My emotions don't come through the game.
>>126931320
As you wish.
>>126930983
>>126931067
fine dwarven waifus, direct from orzammar
I've a physical version of DAO, DA2 and plan to buy DAI when it's cheap so it looks "complete"
>>126932454
>no Velanna
>>126932576
at least reply to yourself correctly geeze
Cancer
>>126932665
Yes
>>126932665
Girls are creepy
>>126932630
But that wasn't me
>>126932787
>>126932953
They really are
Can you at least post good fanart if you're going to spam it?
>>126934128
I don't think haters have them desu
>>126935006
I'd rather look at literal shit than look at your posts bby
>>126935236
>>126935236
Again, that wasn't me. At least try to understand a conversation, you angry faggot. You're being worse than the spammer right now.
>>126934128
Post weird
>>126935463
I'm fully aware you're the retarded solaswife who turns every thread to shit at the same time every day
>>126935463
You're the only angry faggot here lmeo
>>126935570
Is good circle girl Morri weird enough?
>>126935906
This is too fantasy even for fantasy setting.
>>126935570
>/dag/ legacy
>>126932454
and people call Rhodes shit...
>>126937034
Rhodes was never good
>>126936603
Gaider and Shani are the only decent ones here
zzz
I can't bring myself to make evil decisions. Every time I try to make an evil character I always make good decisions and never pick the rude dialog options
>>126938059
Same problem, m8.It was much easier with renegade Shepard tho.
>>126935668
>mfw anons so mad he's confusing other posts for mine
>>126934128
I'm not a Solaswife or Culllenite why would I care
Just posting DA related content
My waifu is actually Morrigan.
>>126938554
what does that have to do with not posting tumblr shit
>>126938654
I'm using Bing. Why would I be reading filenames? I'll only post good quality Morrigan.
>>126938839
>>126939347
I think this is the last one
>want to bring Sera to Adamant to see how badly she'll be losing her shit
>remember that Varric needs to be there for Hawke
Fug.
What do?
>>126940641
temporarily respec one of them to be a dagger rogue
>>126940714
That doesn't help at all. I'd still have to ditch either Dorian or Fraudwall.
>>126940861
Ditch fraudwall.
>>126940861
You know what to do
>>126921489
Why is she so perfect
>>126939726
But elves are taller in 2 and I
>>126940861
Ditch both, and use Cole and Solas instead.
>>126942681
Because Jennifer Hale at least tried to act back then
>>126939347
>>126939494
Oh, I love memes!
>>126930371
Free on PS+ in January...
>>126947108
>ps+
>forced to pay 50 a year to have access to a game
Lmao
>>126915595
What is Iron Bull?
>>126946750
Meme on this for size!
>>126948473
This is illegal. Or should be.
DUB DUB DUB DUDUDUB DUB DUB
DUDUB DUB DUB DUDUDUB DUBDUB
pam param pam pam param
>>126947767
A shit, just like all qunari.
I've missed you today /dag/bwg/
JoH or Descent, /dag/?
>>126951789
Do you want forests and a dragon or caves and David Hayter?
>>126952491
>David Hayter
Can I have Kiefer Sutherland instead?
Either locale sounds alright. Which one has more deepest lore?
>>126954115
JoH has Avvar and previous Inquisition lore with a bit of magic lore too.
Descent has the Deep Roads, dwarves in the Deep Roads, dwarves,super secret anti-fun armor-fuseddwarves and somelyrium proto-dwarves too.
>>126952491
David Hayter's mancave...
>>126954791
Wew. Descent really expands the dwarf lore, huh? Makes me think it's going to be more relevant in DA4. Hopefully.
Thanks, bby. Will probably roll with the Descent.
>>126955891
>yfw dwarves are relevant again in DA4because Jennifer Hepler returned to write them again
>>126956674
Hopefully never
um.....
can you all stop posting white solas art pls.....
its really triggering......
>>126962903
Solas is a white elf.
Dorian is a white slut.
Lel is a white baguette.
Prove me wrong - you cannot, desu senpai.Brown elves are literal shit.
>>126963346
But Dorian isn't white, he's a bleached Indian, just like in real life.
>>126963346
>Bosmer are shit
Says fucking who
>>126964674
>a literal race of literal manlets
>savages that eat corpses and probably fuck trees
>epic stealth archers
A shit.
>>126949380
track name pls
>tfw DA artist is doing a giveaway but makes you reblog her post to your followers
>tfw no followers. why have followers?
Can't wait for Solas to reveal we've been fucking shit up since the beginning.
>>126969958
>>126970585
Alright guys its time.
Put in your characters name and your favorite Bioware Character and post results.
This should be interesting.
http://creativichee.tumblr.com/miniscenario
>>126970960
oh nooooooo
>>126962903
Tagged :>)
>>126970960
>Dag was bullied by Solas when they were both children. Solas doesn't remember doing it
>Dag and Solas are in an arranged marriage, but Dag doesn't want to go through with it.
>Dag frequently has dreams or nightmares about Solas.
>Solas has offended Dag in some way but doesn't realize it.
all legit tbqh
>>126970960
Your welcome dag
>>126973508
That's because Hawke is a sassy white gay man and Morrigan is a trans lesbian of colour.
>>126970960
That's.. unlikely.
Well this was unexpected...no Origins today...
Cassandra is sweaty and disgusting
So.. I bought the 2nd series of Inquisition playing cards specifically for one card. I may be a lost cause.
>>126975830
too bad anon, best luck tomorrow
>>126975830
UPS is a massive cock like that. I'll have packages that say delivered and won't have the shit for a few days.
In other news, someone is gonna burn.
>>126975830
UPS... I had to go to their shipping facility once at 10:00 PM to pick up something they forgot to deliver. They also once marked a package as "delivered" when it was nowhere to be found on my property. I contacted them, who contacted the store, who sent the shipment out again with UPS footing the bill. Then a week later, after I had gotten the replacement, my noncommunicative neighbor shows up with the original one, opened, and very clearly addressed to me...
>>126970960
I'd read it.
>>126981474
Isn't that not legal?
>>126983468
Opening someone else's packages? I assume so.
>>126987597
So is he barefoot everywhere like a filthy hippy? I don't remember.
>>126987698
He really is. It's weird.
>>126988006
He looks pretty high in the second picture on the top.
Is Heroes of Dragon Age any better than it was a year ago?
>>126989195
is it?
>>126990336
People actually played it?
Are Bastila and Canderous the only good SWfus in KOTOR? I haven't played it in years.
>>126988006
wait a minute that staff...
>>126997774
why is the only way to romance Vega is to have femshep rape him...
>>127000928
Because Mac hates us.
Just started a Nightmare run of Inquisition.
Mage going into a Knight Enchanter.
What should be the first few Inquisition Perks I pick up? Did enough of the hinterlands so that I could get to Val Royeaux and start working on getting Sera. I have only 1 perk so far.
I fixed Cullen.
>>127003539
More Healing Potions, Optimal Cutting, and Deft Hands, Fine Tools.
>>126996505
There's also Juhani if you're kiki and Atton, Visas, Bao-Durr and Brianna in 2
>>127004529
>blonde hair
>pitch black beard and body hair
it's just not right
>>127007264
Yeah those were on my list. Can't quite get some yet until I get more agents/perks in those areas. I grabbed a convo one as I read they give some pretty good xp and codexes for now
>>127007540
But it looks so good.
>>127008746
I miss ME1 Ash...
>>127007971
when will Bioware add more characters with this body type?
when will we be able to customize our character's body in a DA game?
>>127008845
Gone but never forgotten...
Last day of the year.. last day of my internet... last day on earth....
>>127004529
http://i.imgur.com/QL4x6zl.jpg
>>127010596
rip
>>126997928
Tali a shit
>>127010596
We'll miss you... hope you get new internet soon
>>127010656
>That perfectly trimmed belly hair
Real men just let it grow wild
>>127010938
It's still Cullen.
>http://40.media.tumblr.com/a90bad8784eee6652dc3b43ece2172d7/tumblr_o0632835fs1ql43lpo5_1280.png
>>127001180
>these proportions and perspective
>>127010596
Can't you get one of those wifi usb clients while they wire up your place? Dunno how they're called but I used one while renting a shit apartment, it's like 20 euros a month
>>127011060
It's Garrett after scalping Cullen and taking his hair as a trophy
>>127011846
good....
>>127010596
See ya... we probably won't be here when you come back...
>not allowed to flirt with Cole
>try to be his super best friend instead
>Varric steals the spotlight in his personal quest while I do fucking nothing
>kind of upset but happy that he wants to stay with me at the end of the game
>start Trespasser
>he hooks up with some evil slutty bard and starts traveling with her instead
fuck this....
I could have broken your combo, but I was too amused by it to do so
>>127013636
haha so epic
>>127013719
you too xD
Welcome back...
Happy New Year, /dag/
>>127015082
kill yourself
>>127015826
Cute :3
>>127015082
>ywn be that lethallan
>ywn celebrate New Years with your lover
>you will always be alone
>avatarfags
>>127012848
>Maryden
>evil slutty bard
Hella rude. We all know that bard girls are best girls. Cole's got good taste.
>>127010857
W-well at least I will have1 whole new threadto read in case it takes longer.
>>127011705
I guess I could use it as a last resort but they're useless for online gaming, right?
>>127012578
You will,,,
>No /dag/
>/dag/nas shit up /meg/
>Western makes a new /dag/ thread out of rage
/dag/ and /meg/ would have to disappear at the very same time for true and eternal death.
>>127016986
There's one pedo obsessed with Cole here, nobody else really hates or even cares about Maryden
>>127004529
The stomach sticks out like he has lordosis or was feeling really sassy.
>>127009223
Probably by next game. Might get at least 3-4 body types. I doubt it'll be as in depth as like Dragon's Dogma.
>>127010596
Good luck with the renovation. Hopefully you'll get internet faster than they said. If not, don't forget your way home.
>>127010656
O-oh
Wait a second... this floor...
>>127018340
Too distracted by your clipping daggers desu
