Calculator Edition
Previous thread: >>126529128
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
First for I don't care
>>126546543
nth for saving the gote
Nth for pointless arguments
>>126547568
saved
>>126547580
>>126547530
That pic's pretty great. Napstablook reminds me of me during my more socially anxious days.
nth for SAVE
>Changed my edit
Damn
Reposting for the evening Euro/day American crowd.
Here's that too-many-pages lewdfic I've been shitposting about for a week.
MaleFrisk x DemonAsriel lewds in a lakeside sauna. Contains weird tongue stuff, using horns like handles, kinky magic, musk, and stuff like that.
http://pastebin.com/sghTqDa2
Once again, a huge thanks to motifanon for being a great editor!
Now discreetly discuss ideas for comfy/edgy/cute/lewd fics among yourselves. I already saw one lewd idea in the last thread which I might turn into something.
>Well Toby, your latest addition to Undertale is a bit of a step in a new direction for the game. A lot of people are surprised by this... some are even calling you a sell-out. What is your response to that?
>A sell-out, huh? What do you mean?
>Well, some are saying that this new patch 'goes back on all the themes the original game put into place.' and it's "tasteless murder porn"
>That's not how I see it... I've wanted to do this for a long time. Kill people. Strangle them. Beat their heads in. Just listen to them scream. Listen to them die in agony. I finally get to do that now.
nth for beating up goats in the worst way possible
Demongoat in a lingerie lying on a bed with wanting eyes when?
>>126547743
Next time, partner.
>>126547870
Not soon enough.
>>126547580
Just let him live a happy life.
>>126547750
Toby releases an Undertale spinoff VN that's just Chara torturing and killing everyone in the Underground in increasingly horrifying ways
I would play it.
You guys need to get over that shit, seriously
>goatspam right off the bat
Damnit people control yourselves, dont make the already bad reputation we have worse...
Gote in moderation.
>>126547856
Do not beat up the goat's testes
>>126547750
>Toby stands up, holding a toy knife
>"Don't look at me like that! I see, this is a dream, isn't it?"
>>126547746
What'd you see?
>>126548081
>having restraint
not in this fandom
>>126547726
I've seen this comic before, why is it hitting me so hard just now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=495MUfrcbMc
>>126548081
No
Spam the gote
Lewd the gote
>>126547750
>The time has come to cleanse this planet. The pure will be "spared" for the cause, while the tainted will be hunted down and exterminated. They shall be slashed, strangled, and slaughtered. Beaten, stabbed, and crushed. Garroted and impaled. Shot and executed without mercy. The time has come to cleanse this world. -Toby Fox, 2015
My brother finished the True Pacifist ending just today, in the same computer that I played the game. He asked me why there was another child with a weird face in the place of Frisk post-credits. Do I tell him?
>>126548242
Would you let the Edgegoat torture you to death a million different ways in a million different lifetimes?
These threads are not comfy at all anymore.
This is actually sad. I don't know where else to go.
>>126548336
You sick bastard
>>126548346
I mean if it makes him happy, sure.
>>126547746
Aw yeah, I've been looking forward to this! I can't wait to read it and-
>transformation
Oh. Well nevermind.
>>126548336
>forcing your brother to deal with your consequences.
Fucked up
>>126547416
>>126548336
Yes, explain that shit to him. Also make him do/watch a genocide run if you can.
>>126548383
Yeah I'm bored by this, I just glance over for the fanart.
>>126548410Me too
>>126548421
>another trans hater
My bruva!
>>126548421
Degenerates aren't allowed to have standards. or opinions. Just shut up and post porn.
>>126547568
t. Punberto Skelrosa
>>126547580
Comfort the gote.
>>126548383
They're still comfy to me
I pity the anon who hasn't learned how to passively ignore certain posts
Mettaton's thick robo-cock!
Does anyone know the name of the fic/comic where Gaster takes over Papyrus' body? Someone recommended it here ages ago, but I've since forgotten it.
>>126548346
What the actual fuck?
>>126548242
Do you have 135 different files named Asriel, or have you saved that 135 times?
>>126548421
>>126547746
I didn't really like the transformation or feet stuff but the rest of it was pretty good.
Different tastes and all that
Nth for post ghost lewds.
>>126548660
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5279630
This?
>>126548637
ignoring the certain posts would mean ignoring the whole thread
>>126548383
What do ya mean? The threads have been a little slow due to the holidays, but I don't see much arguing or anything too heinous being posted right now.
>>126548691
353 actually.
I just use Window's bulk rename and it names them all Asriel (x)
>>126548796
Oh, well then I'm not sure what you mean at all.
I'm sorry you feel the way you do.
>>126548657
Mettaton's thick thighs!!
how do you guys not get bored of spamming the same pictures + meme lewd text hundreds of times a day
>>126548346
>a million different ways in a million different lifetimes
are you actually retarded?
>>126548846
My life is sad and empty.
>>126548837
Mettaton's legs!
nth for not saving the goat.
>>126548846determination
>>126548846
Perverted sentimentality
>>126548820
>I just use Window's bulk rename
wait that's a thing?
>>126548846
Because it comes from the heart
>>126547746
>13K+ words
>>126548791
>Incest
...no.
All I know is it had Papyrus threatening and hurting Frisk in it.
>>126548949
Select all the files, and rename one of them.
>>126548918Agreed, I want to save the flower instead too.
>>126548949
Yeah, just select a bunch of files, press F2, rename them, and then it does that number thing
>>126548904
Maybe?
Did I misunderstand that Flowey killed everyone in the Underground a bunch of different ways?
>>126548846
I just love Mettaton that much!
>>126549032
>>126549081
Well... learn something new everyday
I read the entire fic. Every word.i want edgegoat to make me his shotagote slave
>>126548837
>skips all the clickbait questions
based
http://existentialgamer.com/interview-toby-fox-of-undertale
>>126549174
Wosh him until he is pure.
>>126549091
Nope, that's exactly what he did.
>>126548990
That's not even much at all.
>>126549140
As damn well you should.
>>126549174
Mettaton going in for a car wosh!!
>>126549189
They offered him to skip any question but didn't tell him they'd include them anyway.
>>126549274
>not even much at all
If I was gonna read something that's the equivalent of about 30 pages of paper I'd be reading an actual book, not a fanfiction.
>>126549174
>rimming one wosha while getting fucked in the ass by another
Just edit the cum to green (since green is clean) and you are golden.
nth for bully the goat
captcha >select all the flowers
>>126549079
You only have 2 options
1. Leave him as a strong independent Flowey who don't need no man.
2. Make him Asriel proper again, because that's why he wants to be alone in the first place.
He's not gonna stay in a stupid flowerpot to decorate your window sill. Just let him do what he wants.
>>126549351
That probably sounded better in your head, considering most books an adult should be reading are not 30 pages
>>126549140
Wait hold on, i didnt read the fic, he turns Frisk into a shotagoat?
>>126549189
>recommends Ghost Trick
Great taste, wonder if he's played the Zero escape or Infinity series.
>>126549414
>1. Leave him as a strong independent Flowey who don't need no man.
That's fine by me, as long as I can keep an eye on him to make sure he won't try to take anyone's soul.
I made a thing because my workday was cancelled
>>126549471
No, just a goatgoat
>>126549527
You won't. You'll never see him again.
>>126549354
>>126549562
Ah, i see, wondering why he brought up shotagoat since i was under the impression the fic was adult on adult.
>>126549562
Nah he turned him into a boss monster goat I think since Frisk was able to use magic at the end.
>>126549649
Wonderful darling!
>>126549541
good werk
>>126549541
Afternoon paint guy
>>126549649
This looks like something out of old Nickelodeon.
>>126549784
that's what I meant
sometimes I forgot goats are actual animals
>>126549541
>rainbow vomitAt least we got smooshes
>>126548708
That's the thing though. It was going great until it got to the transformation and then I found myself limper than instant ramen noodles.
more like this please
Does Mettaton prefer spookwave or spooktunes? Or does he not listen to that garbage.
The moral of Sans' story is "Don't take your promises so seriously"
Discuss
Post Creepy
>>126548146
It'll be a surprise
>>126548421
>>126548708
Transformation and feet are pretty shit-tier fetishes but I couldn't stop myself when the liquor kicked inAlso that one guy kept posting about Asriel's feet and I couldn't get it out of my head, just like with all the gote tongue posting.This is my modus operandi please do not abuse it
>>126548990
It would have been even longer but I cut out a couple pages to end things with a cute note
>>126550074
He seems to be more of a modern kind of guy, so I'd say Spookwave.
Maybe Blooky got into that kind of stuff on his behalf.
>>126550162
>feet is pretty shit-tier
;_;
>>126549974
Yeah I dunno, I actually like TF but I don't feel like it fits. Then again I like to keep my UT experiences more simple.
>>126550162
>I cut out a couple pages to end things with a cute note
...so uhh how did it originally end?
>>126547568
amazing
>>126550074
>glorious robot listening to shitty uncivilized ghost music
Nigga please.
>>126550152
>>126550231
You know now that I think about it, wouldn't turning Frisk into a monster be a horrible idea? Their one of the most determined humans ever, shouldn't they have started melting the moment they transformed?
METTATITTY TIME
>>126548918
Please don't uproot your flowers. They'll die.
>>126550463__________fanfiction__________
>>126550139
Well, if he hadn't followed up on it, he would've just killed you on sight and you wouldn't have been able to get the True Ending and then never, ever, under any circumstances, do genocide.
>>126550483
wow
>>126550463
Ha I actually had that thought while reading, I was like what if this porn just ended right here with Frisk melting and fusing with Asriel.
Shit would be fucked uip
>>126550463
I thought the point was that monster souls couldn't handle determination. Even if Frisk is transformed he still has a human soul.
>>126547530
I'm late, but thanks anon.
I want to protect sans' smile!
>>126550139
Thank Toriel
>>126550389
>Implying your favorite robot celebrity doesn't have guilty pleasures
>>126550517
If he killed Frisk on sight they'd have enough human souls to break the barrier anyways
>>126550236Their folks arrive early, leading to all kinds awkwardness, including Frisk and Asriel desperately trying to come up with an explanation for why Frisk's suddenly a gote with a collar on. It would have been something something 'Frisk aren't you a bit old to go through a goth phase' etc
>>126548990
>I actually just finished reading an A:TLA fanfiction with more than a million words
>And it keeps going on
Come on Anon, it isn't that much
>>126547746
It's a shame I'm not able to read this now. You always come up with some great stories. I will certainly dedicate some time to reading this when I can. Just like your last lewdfic, I'm sure this one will enrapture me like other lewdfic stories don't.
>>126550609
Sans can only smileeven when his brother is murdered, he can only smileEven when he is dying, he can only smileNo matter what happens, no matter how sad, depressed, or miserable he is, Sans can only smile
>>126550556
No it was the monsters bodies that couldn't handle the determination because they were more magic based, as opposed to humans that are more physical.
>>126550685It's posts like these that make me realize that at least I'm not as low as some people here, and you know what? That makes me really fucking glad.
>>126547746
>MaleFrisk
Soiled it
>>126550623
Ghosts are vile evil creatures and Mettaton would never listen to something their disgusting culture produced.
>>126550836
Nonsense
>>126550684
Fuuuuuuck please tell me you didn't totally delete it. That awkward tension actually sounds interesting.
>>126550684
Oh thats actually cute, I thought it would be something fucked up and make me feel shitty for liking is(something that has happened in the past with porn fics for me)
>>126550685
>>126548990
>tfwI've read Harry Potter fanfiction longer then the actual books.
I can't judge
>>126550761
I want to protect him from those things too!
>>126550761
Time to break his jaw and teeth so he can emote properly.
>>126550761That's another reason to protect him even more.
>>126550851
TRUE PACIFIST ENDING, CUNTWIPE
>>126550825
Hey, at least I don't read pony shit. T-that counts for something, does it?
>>126550886
>that first spoiler
Please elaborate
>>126550761
Another reason I like SansHe's a comic. A clown. A frowning clown isn't doing a good job
>>126551040
When you read fanfiction the length of full published paperback books by actual authors
that counts for absolutely fuck-all
Posth-h-h-h-hot guys!
>>126550609
I want to get drunk with sans
>>126551180
>>126548225
does sans have cancer or something? what the fuck it this?
>>126550761
has Toby confirmed that he can't move his mouth? since gif related is real i don't understand all this talk about him being unable to emote
>>126551180
hothead
>>126550139
>some human fuck kills your brother
>let him get away with it because you made a promise with some woman years ago
Sans: ultimate beta
>>126550162
>all the gote tongue posting
You have made this poor degenerate happy Tacitly. I know I'll never see a story written only from the lens of Asriel tongue fucking Frisk's throat, but I think that's okay. You introduced me to this fetish and I couldn't be more pleased with how it's worked out.
>>126550609
I want to suffer together with him.
>>126551286
He's just making sure the ketchup goes directly into his bones
>>126549974
Should I start including a comprehensive list of fetishes my fics are gonna have? I've tried to keep it vague as to not ruin the surprises
>>126550723
Fingers crossed that it holds up to the hype
>>126550836
Go pester motifanon for FemFrisk stuff, he does that stuff miles better than I do
>>126550880
Sorry anon
>>126550886
Seconding >>126551115 please elaborate
>>126551348
You're welcome, anon. Enjoy the gift/curse of a fringe fetish
>>126551115Read a BDSM fic that turned into legit sadist slavery thing in the last couple of paragraphs that creeped / disgusted me to the point that it turned me off the whole fetish and related ones (bdsm, mind break, rape in general) for like 2 years, I still feel really fucked up for enjoying even the more casual shit related to it nowadays. Doesn't matter so much for stuff like this that is based on already established characters since it feels less 'real' to me
>>126551297
In the game, pic related is the only time we see him move his mouth.But yeah, it's a weird situation if we take the tier video into account.
>>126550152
This is so creepy I have to spoiler it. Please don't click if you have troubles sleeping.
>>126549974
>He reads lewd fan fiction to jack off
Pfft hahaha that's where you went wrong.
>>126551509
>Sorry anonThis may sound dumb but that was what decided if I read it or not, gonna have to pass.
>>126551572
A.A.A.A.A.A.A
NYEH HEH HEH
>>126551646
>>126551646
CRAM IT PAPYRUS
>>126551180
Areh-h-h-h-hot girlsalright?
Man these threads have gotten rather stale, haven't they
>>126551601
>he reads it for anything BUT rubbing one out
How pathetic can you get?
>>126551646
Well, it fits.
>>126551745
Yes, of course they are.
>>126550684
Frisk, aren't you a bit old to go through agote_phase?
kek
>>126551762
Stale like your mom's spaghetti
Requesting this with Mettaton or Asgore
>>126548336
you are fucked up.
>>126551509
I don't mind surprises personally, but some people are super vanilla.I'd just like if they contain musk pretty often
>>126551780
Obviously lewd fanfiction is meant purely to witness characters you've already seen developed experience new sensations, and see how that develops them.
Pornfics are fucking serious business anon, don't fuck around
Sans x Drunk bunny is my OTP
The depressive, meaningless nature of their casual drunk sex is the only love for him.
I need more pictures of ASGORE.
>>126547746
comfy when
POST STRAIGHT SHIT
>>126552093
Never!
>>126552001
>>126552001
>>126551607
That's fine, anon
>>126551785
Oh you bastard
>>126551925
Noted
>>126551931
A true smut connoisseur right here, guys
>>126552064
Stop talking about lewd ideas that I want to turn into stories and post about comfy stuff instead
i ship sans and pic related
where's the fanart
>>126551935
>not Sans/Chara hatesex
>>126552001
I'll try and dump some of my rarer pictures for you
>>126551509
>Seconding >>126551115 please elaborate
see >>126551518
Like I said its not a big deal and its 100% my own fucked up-ness keep doing what your doing anon
>>126552139
>>126552093
>>126552001
>>126552093
POST RED!
>>126552001
>>126552175
Worse than Soriel.
>>126552183
I wish to see 100% of your 100% fucked up-ness.
>>126552132
ALWAYS
>>126547582
>tfw pitting them against each other for your own amusement
I mean it should be natural. Chara is the reason Asriel doesn't get a happy ending.
>>126551935
>>126552174
You guys should be friends
>>126552190
>>126552257
But Soriel shippers actually take their ship seriously
>>126552001
>>126552093
Straight is stupid shit. Get yourself gay, son.
Since we're on the topic of fics, does anyone know if the anon who wrote Another Lazy Snowday and Nature Walk is still around? I really love the way they write comfy. Last I heard they wanted to make their next story lewdwhich I wouldn't mind.
>>126552168
Have you written about how they spend their Christmas with the royals? Are you a fan of Christmas?
>>126551340
I like to think the main reason he lets Frisk get away with it is cause he knows he can't really beat them and figures they're going to reset eventually. Not lifting a finger against someone who killed your brother just to keep a promise to someone he barely knows would be lame.
>>126552093
>>126552195
>>126552270
>girl chara
>>126552195
>still posting the edit
why you gotta be such a jew
>>126551931
>you will never be asked inqusitively if you want to partake of that goat ass
Why go on?
How's everyone's day today?I REALLY hope you got me those SOULs I put on my wishlist.You did, didn't you?
>>126552174
This is all I've seen.
First time playing it, I named Frisk Frisk because that's her name abd was confused for 30 minutes because I couldn't leave the ruins.
Had to look it up online because I thought it was some kind of antipiracy thing.(although it is a legit copy)
who the fuck though it was a good idea ?
>>126552312
You don't make a shit ship good by saying it's not serious, unless you are going for legit stupid from the start.
>Alphys/Toriel/Undyne 3 way.
>>126550685
was it Embers? fucking hated that shit but I know its popular
>>126547990
But he'sdead.
>>126552394
>Complains about superior Chara
>While replying to a picture of an obvious trap
Ghosts?
>>126551646
But Papyrus is a trustful skeleton!
>>126552362
Kill yourself, California tumblr jew.
>>126552195
>It's ok Sans. You can do this. Just think of him in his underwear.
>OH NO HE'S HOT
>>126552416
Just give up, I did.
>>126552514
>>126552489
Knowing Frisk's name is supposed to be very very endgame knowledge
post yfw new dirty hacker pacifist ending whereyou cheat Asriel back to life but nobody remembers who you or Chara are and all those deep, emotional relationships you once had have been reset to 0cheating those relationships back causes Asriel to go back to being Flowey. There is no middle groundYou no-good dirty cheater
More Sans doodling for you guys.
>>126552394
>girl chara
>>126552195
Anon...
>>126548336
Tell him he got the good ending.
>>126552489
>WARNING: This name will make your life hell
>"lol yolo blaze it 420"
You brought this on yourself
>>126552602
>I like the Beatles
>>126552508
Nope, Gladiator. I don't even know what Embers is.
>>126552168
Well, there was that one Christmas where Asriel Frisk and Monster Kid were best friends, with MK feeling like an unwanted third wheel. If you could expand on that scenario, that would make a good story.
>>126551509
No that's not necessary. Honestly, I like all of your fics (including this one), I'm just a really picky bastard because I prefer vanilla lewdswith only slight acts of fetishes. You're pretty good at doing what you do.
>>126552183
Thank you, kind anon.
One by One is canon.
Fight me if you disagreeI have the determination to get that happy ending. For everyone.
>>126552620
I thought it was something obvious like link in zelda, with everybody calling her that way.
>>126552637
>Implying I wouldn't give my life for Asriel's
Asriel deserves a second chance
>>126552509
not in my headcanon
>>126552637
Yeah Nier was a pretty great game anon
>>126552715
no problem
>>126552675
>I DON'T like the Beatles
>>126552362
I'll do when you tell me how is the human race going to survive without heterosexuals
Shit, sometimes I think SJW's only aim is to exterminate us slowly.
>>126548846
Insanity.
>>126552521
Alphys is cute. Ghosts are cute. Mettaton is lucky he was incorporeal as a blook or he probably would have gotten many unwanted cuddles from the lizard.
>>126552669
He chose to stay with Toriel, he got the one with Chara on the bed and the slowed down laugh.
>>126552637
>save goat
>without cheating, literally befriend those niggers again
>now i have a goat and friends
Oh wow, its nothing.
>>126552489
Actually retarded.
>>126552214
ITT:Charafags and Asrielfags make /utg/ look bad
>>126552791
Cloning.
>>126552791
>thinking the human race is anywhere near dying out due to low births
>>126552734
>not having the determination to kidnap Toby at gunpoint and force him to make it truly canon
pleb tier
>>126552480
Cute.
>>126552834
Shame being incorporeal doesn't spare you from sitting through shitty anime.
