>AGDG WINTERJAM 2015
>http://itch.io/jam/agdg-winter-jam-2015
>GO PLAY SOME GAMES
Helpful Links: http://alloyed.github.io/agdg-links/
New Threads: >>>/vg/agdg
Archive: https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/agdg/
>Chats
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vgamedevcrew
http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=vidyadev
> Demo Days
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-6
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-5
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-4
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-3
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-2
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day
> Jams
http://itch.io/jam/agdg-winter-jam-2015
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-jam-november-2015
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-halloween-gamejam
https://itch.io/jam/wj2015
> Engines
GameMaker: http://docs.yoyogames.com/source/dadiospice/000_using%20gamemaker/index.html
Godot: http://github.com/okamstudio/godot/wiki
Haxeflixel: http://haxeflixel.com/documentation/tutorials/
LÖVE2D: https://love2d.org/wiki/Main_Page
UE4: http://forums.unrealengine.com/showthread.php?483-Community-Tutorials-for-UE4
Unity: http://unity3d.com/learn/tutorials
Source: https://developer.valvesoftware.com
> Models/art/textures/sprites
http://opengameart.org/
http://www.blender-models.com/
http://www.mayang.com/textures/
> Free audio
https://machinimasound.com/
http://freesound.org/browse/
http://incompetech.com/music
/agdg/, did you bully Aviary Attorney dev into releasing the game early? Why would he do this?
>>126479423
>nice arts
>no gameplay
Magic Meisters
Catmouth Island
Aviary Attorney
They should have teamed up with a programmer. What a waste of game potential.repost
>>126479828
He a jew
>>126479868
Programmers make even worse games. That's what game designers are for.
I hope you're taking a break from game dev over Christmas
It's not healthy to feel like you should always be working.
Lazy breaks aren't the same as planned breaks.
>>126479770
Monty Python. Terry Gilliam used to make animations to string sketches together, by essentially cutting up stuff from magazines and doing silly stop motion stuff with it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1BKtrG7qxQ
There's also some of his own drawings, I think.
Thank you for using a festive anime OP image
>>126479828
So. Jim Sterling vid on this when?
>>126479828
I dont get it. I thought it is Early Access?
>>126480294
nope
>>126480294
Unfortunately not.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/384630/
>>126480358
Why? He was on the way to success.
>>126480181
I see. Pretty cool.
>forget early access, we'll just straight up sell the game unfinished
nice!
First person to post progress + steam id gets a free game off of http://www.homph.com/steam/it doesn't have to be new progress
looks like he's convinced himself that the rest of the game is "bonus"
i dont have the game but does it just end without resolution?
>>126479084
Thanks. Demoday I hope.
Also what are easy to write speaking gimmicks. Currently have overuse of caps, mixing caps/noncaps, lots of sssss and word repetition.
>>126480416
The Steam reviews still seem overwhelmingly good - I'm actually considering giving it a try, now. Ten dollars for an unfinished game is still too much, though, and it just isn't honest to not outright state it.
But hey, I'm kinda glad that it's not *completely* ruining the reception it gets. It seems like a kind of panic-induced, idiotic commercial move, like when you dream about having to present a project for college except you have done absolutely nothing, except here it's kinda real.
>>126480641
k'll
sup
>>126480830
What is this game?
You just post pictures of a boat
>>126480416
Seems like a case of attempted highway robbery. Make a few thousand dollars ASAP and then by the time everyone has found out what you've done you've already created another identity.
>>126480725
Just watch someone else play it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq-1OJwfbd4 it's not like this game has anything but story anyway, you'll miss nothing.
>>126480893
But that's stupid. This can make load shit of dosh if he just goes the last 20% of the way.
>>126480830
take a new angle and post steamid this time, if you just respond I have no way of knowing it's your progress
>>126480641
I stripped my winter game to leave only a base so I can start my new game without losing time and using my old progress!sry i don't want any game
>>126480975
>This can make load shit of dosh if he just goes the last 20% of the way.
You mean it could have. What we're looking at now is fraud. Once a person has proven themselves to be dishonest there's no reason to give them a second chance.
>>126480975
The last 20% is the hardest.
It's amazing looking at indie game reviews on Steam and seeing how many are complaining about:
>performance issues in a game that has no business running poorly
>bugs
>missing basic but boring features that every game should have like a graphics menu
A few of those can tip the average to negative, and that can't be good.
added some more animations
happy holidays agdg :)
YHHC4-I7CHB-CX3D3
276NN-V9YLT-39PVH
YFTMM-9H09V-TGYLE
G2JBK-WZ2MJ-ZPF59
33NA0-67746-XZX6Y
<3 vine
>>126481386
add something to hit anon! It might tell you if you're heading to the right direction
>>126481446
I'm too scared of getting RRPS to ever use these things.
>>126481386
I don't like that roll one bit.
It's really fast, both in rotation and in how far you travel compared to walking
>>126481446
>YFTMM-9H09V-TGYLE
ty
>>126481446
took the 4th one, thanks senpai
>>126481446
>33NA0-67746-XZX6Y
>tfw a girl gave you a gift
T-Thank you
>>126481561
i believe you can remove games from your account now, or at least hide them
>276NN-V9YLT-39PVH
<3
>>126481446
Post cunny
>>126481561
This one still makes me laugh.
>>126481251
>Once a person has proven themselves to be dishonest there's no reason to give them a second chance.
Yea, that's exactly the problem.
>>126481385
>The last 20% is the hardest.
I know but damnit.. I think he started his kickstarter campaign 1 year ago. Just a few more months of work and he would have all those reviewers praising him to heaven and back as the second coming of tumblrtale.
The entire thing was a guaranteed success ffs.
>>126481561
>RRPS is bad
What is this meme?
It's actually funif you can get a game, which seems to be never now
>>126481446
><3 vine
Stop pretending to be a girl
>>126481446
>YHHC4-I7CHB-CX3D3
Merry Christmas, Russell
>>126480864
prop hunt clone with deeper mechanics
progress slow, "life"s busy
for now just fuckering about with assets
>>126481169
have in unity update
>>126481446
Thanks for posting while Steam is fucking up and everyone's account is being compromised :)))))
>>126481747
hey you <3
see i did it and im not a girl, you can do it too and be cute
>>126481835
Only girls can be cute you figfag
>>126481835
stawp b so cute <3 merry xmas muaaah
>>126481719
It's not about the game, it's about the rape.
>now the last game I need for my AGDG steam collection to be complete isrisk of rain
>>126481386
oh lawd, is dat sum isosouls?
Its ridiculous how talented you guys are in a thread that's on 4chan.
I'm actually really jelly when I see this tuff, I'm such an absolute idiot when it comes to coding, none of the knowledge ever sticks with me so watching tutorials and shit I just can't understand.
>>126482029
setting up a multi is complete cancer
>>126482029
*puuke*
>>126482091
everyone was as clueless as you anon, you just have to start
hahahahahahahahaha
>>126479868
it's not really surprising that thing keeps happening
>post pretty pictures, get your dick sucked 10 ways from sunday
>talk about gameplay or mechanics, everyone treats you like shit and ignores you
>mfw
>be me
>find agdg a year ago
>want to make a game but absolutely suck at programming
>can make art, not the best out there but im ok and improving fast
>what if i partned someone to help me
>there must be someone like me out there that has same mentality
>NOPE everyone in agdg are lonewolf macho shit
>forced to do shit by myself eve tho another person would be 700% faster
>>126482294
Give me a fucking key
Anyone else not play any successful AGDG games because you don't want to give them any more money or fame that you don't have yourself?
>>126482421
>paying for AGDG games
You what
That's like paying to fuck your prostitute sister
>>126482483
>or fame
Why is it that when I type AGDG into the Steam search box the ONLY game that comes up is Risk of Rain? Is there a reason other devs don't want to associate with the community or was this just a tag added by someone other than Hopoo?
>>126482483
>Implying sis doesn't give me a fair discount and the best blowjob I ever had.
The nerve, you sir are a buffoon.
>>126482527
How big is your friends list and why are they watching what you play
>>126482483
I feel like I have to pay her.
>>126482091
>I'm actually really jelly when I see this tuff, I'm such an absolute idiot when it comes to coding,
Coding is easy. I'm more jelly about his art.
>>126482549
I imagine no one else thought of doing it since it has nothing to do with the game.
>>126482334
2D or 3D
What's a good way to tell the player an object is about to disappear without showing any timers such as a number counting down or some bar filling up? It can't be too distracting like having it flash either.
>>126482549
You might have tagged it yourself?
you can always just use the steamgroup list
>>126482816
It shows up for me too
Make little particles start "evaporating" from the object, gradually faster until it disappears.
>>126482834
Apparently steam tags are case sensitive.
>>126482928
Meant to reply to >>126482816
>>126482928
I also forgot to mention you can't use any space outside of the object except for a few pixels.
>>126482816
>It can't be too distracting like having it flash either.
Isn't the entire point of it to BE distracting so the player is drawn to it and realises they might need it?
Could make it fade in and out instead of flashing
>>126482816
depends on your game
show me your game
>>126482816
Lower the alpha at a steady rate.
>>126483073
Make the item shrink in size gradually until it disappears.
If that's not OK either then I'm all out of ideas.
>>126482816
have katy perry ring the players door and then tell him that he should get off of the platform he's standing on because it's about to disappear
>>126482834
I just looked it up on 3 different devices (second PC, tablet, phone) none of which are connected to my account, have steam installed or have ever logged into it before in any capacity and I found RoR using just the lowercase agdg tag on all of them.
>>126482816
if item drop, fading away, maybe some particle effects
if platforms, cracks appearing, wobbling, etc
>>126481747
Boooo meme killer!
HISSS
>>126480641
>>126480830
>>126481169
>>126481832
>tfw no fee gaem
ohwell
What are some winning Patreon strategies other than porn games? Will people give me a few bucks a month just to stay afloat while I make simple mobile games, for example? Or do people only do it for lewd stuff?
I'm actually a yesdev
>>126483573
Psst nothing personnel
>>126483663
lewd stuff is much much more likely to get money.
>>126483663
>other than porn games
Porn game art. Just commission some high-res softcore artworks of your characters.
post adventure game puzzle ideas please
>>126483663
look at all the successful patreons, figure out what they all have in common and then figure out how you can make what you learned work in your specific case
>>126483663
Pandering to some autistic fanbase e.g. furries because they throw money as long as they get fetishes/characters in
>>126483653
you never posted steamid
just add me I guess
http://steamcommunity.com/id/alloid/
>>126483663
Release a free game and say it'll get updates as long as you get money on patreon
>Unity
>trigger collisions do not have contact points
>you literally have to rewrite a wheel
The what's the fucking point of using a native collision system if I have to rewrite the most important part?
Jesus, I swear the Unity devs do not think half of the time when making their engine.
>>126484164
even in love2d i get contact points easily from a collision. you must be missing it because its unlikely that such a professional engine would overlook something as essential as this
>>126482334
>>NOPE everyone in agdg are lonewolf macho shit
Excuse me but I like to think of us 1MA bros as alpha male bull elks. If you're a pack animal there's nothing wrong with that but don't get shit twisted. Lone wolves are pack animals who had nothing to provide to the pack, they're more like ideaguys.
>>126483663
what's this game called?
>>126484276
>"Unfortunately, trigger doesn't return you this information right now. If you need to know the contact point, that can be determined fairly easy with some trigonometry. "
Leo Taik : Unity Technologies official poster.
>>126484276
You underestimate 'the power of Unity'.
>>126484164
you can buy an asset for that
>>126482816
What is it? if its like a powerup in a game then you could just have like a little loading bar cicle indicator on the ground layer.
I tossed a quick mockup in max because I think I'm horrible at explaining shit, probably.
>>126484451
>>126484489
looks like love2d wins again
>>126481625
You can actually fully remove games now, you have to go through their support page (doesn't require human contact/verification of any sort).
The only downside is that linked games all have to be deleted together for some reason (ie HL2/Portal/TF2/Lost Cost/etc have to all be deleted if you want to delete one)
>>126484585
>love2d
best engine forever
>>126484574
>>126482816
And I just realized you said no bars, ignore me I'm a fucking idiot.
>>126484542
You have no idea how mad your post made me considering that it's exactly that kind of reply for more than half of the google links.
I swear that if I have to waste my time rewriting a single fucking wheel again I'll just switch to C++ and write my own engine.
>>126484542
So this is the power of Unity?
>>126484702
Godot, the engine of gods
>>126483889
Everyone in my family thinks I'm a wizard for making games, they literally think there's magic involved in making games or some shit.
>>126484726
>Google how to do X
>First page is replies saying "Just google it"
Just kock my shit up tbquiteh familia
>>126484702
Löve for 2D
Godot for 3D
Unity for VR
>>126484726
>I swear that if I have to waste my time rewriting a single fucking wheel again I'll just switch to C++ and write my own engine.
No. Please don't. Stop.
>>126484814
to be fair most normies don't understand anything at all and if there weren't fedora-tier autists constantly shaming them they'd be various forms of religious fundamentalists and shit
normies are scary and dumb
>>126484814
>my mom says im the handsomest guy at school
>>126485028
I'm not saying I'm actually cool for it, I'm just saying I don't get shit from my family for it.
>>126484861
No but seriously :
- if you want better animation controls, turns out that you need to expand and roll your own in Unity
- if you want better collisions, turns out that you need to expand and roll your own in Unity
- if you want better editing, turns out that you need to expand and roll your own in Unity
- you spend 90% of your fucking time rewriting shit because the default UnityTM functions are either incomplete, useless or buggy.
- only to have at the end a game that won't run 100% performance because of the engine black magic
At this point, the engine itself is getting useless.
>>126483926
please guys please
shit my scope is exploding help make it stop
>>126485228
Don't worry. You'll stop after you waste two years trying to keep up with your scope.
http://codepaste.net/knj16t
Is this a retarded thing to do?
Enemy AI is finished, it follows you and attacks you whenever it can, so basically the same as in Dark Souls.
Also shield blocking works.
Next is dodge and I'm ready to ship this game.
>>126485161
You have to like, maybe find a bee keeper suit so you can like knock a beehive down so the bear can get the honey or something, leaving its cave so you can go back there and get the universal TV remote it was guarding so you can go back home and change the TV channel so your stepdad, like sees there's a beer sale on or somwthing and leaves the TV so then you can use the TV to research the history of your town, opening up act II of the story.
>>126485228
My nuts are exploding senpai, I need to cum right now.
>>126485441
Not retarded, I tend to use that pattern sometimes. Though I think you have lots of unnecessary code and variables in there, just use a simple singleton.
>got a bamboo tablet for christmas
the journey begins now
>>126485441
can't you just global.PlayerGo
>>126485103
I know what you mean I'm just joshin. If people think you're intelligent enough and bound to succeed they will be more impressed with whatever you're doing. For some people it doesn't matter what they tell their family or friends they're working on nobody has faith in them. Those people come back to agdg and shitpost about how telling others you make games is a mistake.
>>126484381
what are talking about,autist
making a game with someone to help you is far better than making a game for yourself,even if you look at it from a view of "its my own creation" etc.
you learn alot more about teamwork and solidarity as well
>>126485687
I suppose, but then I was getting the shakes because it'd be more right to restrict set because allegedly I might alter it accidentally.(Not that it would ever happen.)
do some people really prefer filters over normal pixel art?
>>126485160
Don't use it then breh. Threatening to make your own engine is about the emptiest threat ever. About as empty as an enginedev threatening to actually make a game.
>>126485824
you need better organization then if you're afraid to do that
>>126485471
>Recovering health.
You sure you want to do that? You seem to be going for a souls style game, even if its 2D. Recovering health is a bit...
>>126485864
>prefer filters
I'm pretty sure those people are mentally ill.
Anything is possible, I seen a guy defend the mobile ports of final fantasy games saying the cheap vector art looks better than the timeless pixel art.
>>126485864
There are people out there who like mixels and unrestricted palettes.
>>126485471
Oh hey I remember you.
>Next is dodge and I'm ready to ship this game.
Ha this guy.
>>126485956
There's no animations right now so it might look like random health regen.
The health being recovered is from an item.
>>126485161
you come a cross a door with a broken doorbell. you use the fork in your inventory to make contact so you can ring the door. you ring the door, a shadowy figure opens up and asks you to hand over your fork. if you hand the fork over, the shadowy figure stabs you and it's game over. if you refuse, the shadowy figure steps into the light and is revealed to be solid snake, the person you were looking for. he asks you to come in. if you accept, he uses cqc on you and it's game over. if you refuse, he'll know that you're no russian spy and he'll tell you how to proceed with the game.
>>126485763
>relying on others
>you of all people calling others autistic
Beta please.
>>126486065
Ah. Are you gonna add a counter to the items?
>>126485513
>>126486117
thanks guys :3
>>126485960
>pixel art
>timeless
lmao
>>126486160
i don't even see 2ma or 4ma as as relying on others, everyone is replaceable, if you start acting up when being asked about progress you will be replaced, you are essentially working with others to help yourself so you only damage yourself by working alone
>>126486430
How do I find an artist to work with then?
>>126486053
:^)
>>126486234
It's already there, I just didn't do graphics for it, which is a recurring thing so far.
>>126486430
>>126486160
>>126485763
>>126484381
This is why mobiledev is top-tier.
>can 1MA a new game every week
>as long as it'sfunI succeed and make a few bucks
>huge market as 99% of mobile games are total garbage; virtually zero competition for even low-effort games
>anything of value is greatly appreciated
>can easily get published and get a few hundred downloads with zero marketing
meanwhile what, like, two /agdg/ers have been successful with their steam games? in the years-long history of this place?
>>126486430
>everyone is replaceable
Not me but that's because the game is 100% dependent on me because I'm a 1MA alpha bull elk stud and a winner.
>have a game idea right as I fall asleep
>it's gone in the morning
>>126486594
Is this feasible to make money on the side, given that you deprive your soul while making these games?
>>126486594
>virtually zero competition
>anything of value is greatly appreciated
>can easily get published and get a few hundred downloads with zero marketing
All bullshit. I don't think you've ever released a mobile game. I think you're just planning to.
>>126486594
>mobile dev is thumbing his nose at agdg
HIT THE DECK SHOVELWARE TRIGGER STORM INCOMING
>>126486584
Uhh, here I made them for you then, merry Christmas.
>>126484013
many thanks
actually having_fun_for once
>>126486849
no i mean that if you wanna be a flake in an environment where everyone are excited about gamedev you can literally fuck off
if your motivation completely swings day in day out and you can't decide if you should finish something let others do it
>>126487075
>>126486947
>>126486892
>Is this feasible to make money on the side, given that you deprive your soul while making these games?
>make really fun puzzle/arcade/whatever game
>publish it onios only
>make it free (use interstitial ads)
>tons of personal validation from intelligent white people leaving feedback and reviews
>nice income on the side
depends on your standards desu
after taxes I'm bringing in about 35k doing what I love and building a portfolio for a "real" job (in addition to my mcjob day job)
I used to think I wasn't very successful but after spending a few months here I realize that I'm way ahead of the curve compared to you guys
>>126486947
>All bullshit. I don't think you've ever released a mobile game. I think you're just planning to.
you've either never released one yourself or yours was total crap or you blew your budget or some combination of these things. prove me wrong.
>>126487391
I'm not going to play along with your little role play.
>>126487156
>if you wanna be a flake
>if your motivation completely swings day in day out
>you can't decide if you should finish something
>let others do it
None of this applies to me because I'm a 1MA alpha bull elk stud god hero. I thought I made that perfectly clear. Thanks for the laugh though you're alright.
>>126487514
>I'm not going to play along with your little role play.
You have nothing of value to add and you're just shitposting. That doesn't bother me at all but it seems to compel to you reply with nonsense.
>>126487520
your welcome
>>126487097
They're beautiful, thank you.
>>126485471
You should have chosen a cycle DIFFERENT from pic related.
Knights need a powerful strut, not a goofy lurch
>>126487391
proof to btfo
>>126487718
I know what you mean.
I'm thinking of scaling the character pixel size down 2 or 3 times because the animating process takes way too long right now.
So it's 99% going to change.
>>126487550
He's mad triggered bruh. For some reason mobile dev causes some people in agdg to flip their shit. I think they've gotten shown actual earnings by some mobile devs from /biz/ before and just couldn't handle it.
>>126486594
They're still your competition because people won't even see your game amongst the mountains of awful shit.
>>126487629
You're welcome.
>All those free 3D .max models that you can't open in Blender
Time to switch.
>>126487927
>he doesn't know about targeting keywords and trends
>>126487856
people here seem to have so little faith in themselves that they end up projecting and can't possibly believe that anyone else can ever do anything, or if other people can then it has to follow some model that they already accept as potentially viable for themselves (like ror on steam etc)
i've never understood the open hostility against people who actually make games and against people who are actuallysuccessful
How do I ECS?
>>126487927
>too dumb to market your game
>thinking you can just plop it down on the app store and people will magically find it
>thinking this problem is exclusive to mobile
dumb
I have a height map
What's a way of modelling rainfall where I can program water flow that won't be too slow to execute
>>126482334
>Forced to do shit by myself
What you really mean is:
>Denied the easy way out and given an opportunity to learn how the whole process works
>>126488318
>with zero marketing
>market your game
Can't even keep the story straight. Shit RP.
>>126488386
transparent cubes or decals/sprites
>>126488386
water dynamics are by definition expensive to execute, just bake streams/lakes into the map
>>126488496
more like not working on a snail pace and actually do what im good at while still making a game
>>126488691
This.
If you want water that raises dynamically based on rainfall basically just make your rivers and lakes into the map at the highest level possible, then place them under the ground and have them raise up slowly depending on the level you want.
>>126488317
http://www.gamedev.net/page/resources/_/technical/game-programming/understanding-component-entity-systems-r3013
>>126488574
You are mentally retarded. I said two different things in two different contexts, neither of which contradict each other.
>I just want to naysay wherever possible and look for ways to pretend that you're wrong!
I literally could not care any less about your nonsense. I hope you find whatever it takes for you to stop being this person you've become. Merry Christmas.
>>126489186
Thank you.
>>126488743
>not working on a snail pace
If you think collaboration will stop a project from moving at a snails pace I got news for you. You're only as good as your weakest link. You could end up getting a programmer to make the game for you and he'll start dragging his ass until 9 months of your life have gone by and there isn't even a playable alpha ready. Then what? Now you as an artist have to consider how much of that time you spent waiting could have been spent making the game yourself.
>>126484585
She's got a touch of the uncanny valley. For a second I thought she was gonna be a robot.
>>126487391
>bringing in about 35k
Damn that's enough to live off. How many games do you have out there to be earning that? Post some of them.
>>126489537
instead i improve on my art skill, thanks to gamedev i discovered it, and now because its my main focus i rather not invest myself in programming
>>126487391
I released 3 games on the Android store a few months ago and so far i've brought in97 cents[/spoilers]
where did i go wrong
do i really have to pay $100 a year to put my shitty mobile game on the Apple store to get some recognition and if so, how will people even find my game if I don't advertise it?
>>126490008
Welcome to developing for mobile, don't enjoy your stay.
>>126490008
>where did i go wrong
>Android
>>126490008
Yeah, I didn't sayios onlyas just a joke. iOS games naturally get a few downloads for whatever reason, while Android games virtually never do. Google Play is very much a "shit sinks" model.
Also chances are your games are (sincerely not trying to be offensive) not very good or interesting... everyone has to start somewhere
>>126489707
>Post some of them.
Why would someone who is already getting salt thrown at them post their library of games here? We don't need another progressman fiasco.
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>>126490008
>Android
>>126490324
If you're already making 35k a year with positive reviews all around, what's showing 40 people that maybe don't like you going to do?
>>126490445
>IOS
>tech or engineering
find that hard to believe to be quite honestly
>>126490445
>blacks and hispanics
>50% more likely to be redheads
Since when do they have red hair?What does that even have to do with anything
>>126490324
these people are just a drain on themselves and everyone around them, /agdg/ has become straight up /r9k/-tier.
>>126490569
believe what you want but it's true. people like android because it's cheap and hackable ("configurable"), not because it's great at what it's meant to do.
>>126490628
it's marketing data and not mutually inclusive
>>126490628
>online dating habits
>>126490445
iphone is the worst electronic device you can get for the price
>>126490628
It's obviously edited. You can't release racist data like that, it's illegal.
>>126490516
Stay salty.
>>126490860
I doubt you've ever actually used one for more than 30 seconds at your local big box store
>>126490918
how can objective facts be racist
>>126490860
you could buy a shovelware-laden consumer laptop for 600$
I'd classify that as worse, or at least less useful
>>126490918
>You can't release racist data like that, it's illegal.
low-quality bait, man.
>>126490702
>/agdg/ has become straight up /r9k/-tier
Not entirely, there's just one or two r9k fags who think being pathetic and negative all the time is them fitting in. They're the kind of people who think memes are some magic key that will make anons their friends.
>>126490949
my brother has one, even the oldest gingerbread android phones are better than this piece of shit.
literally hack or pay policy
>>126490958
Or, you know, an Android device.
>shovelware-laden consumer laptop
Or just format it and install your own shit. Goddamn.
>>126491130
>my brother has one
so you've used it for 30 seconds?
>even the oldest gingerbread android phones are better than this piece of shit
into the trash your opinion goes, nobody will take you seriously after this
you probably think you're le ebin trolling or something, but you just sound like a moron
>>126490918
yeah I know it was edited. But I just found it funny they left the redhead thing.
And also the redhead thing is completely random no matter what the titles used to be.
>>126491087
>babysitter
iphone users confirmed for pedos
>>126490628
>What does that even have to do with anything
/g/tard is acting up again just let him have his tantrum.
>>126491224
there is 100 reasons why android is better than ios videos everywhere, but if you are one of those ios fags that keep saying "it will be fixed in version xxx) then you are not worthy of arguing with
>>126491326
You're just some stupid fanboy who thinks his purchasing decisions are the best. You're probably also some dumb liberal faggot who thinks that whatever his community college professors taught him is objective science or something. Bernie 2016! :^)nobody cares
>>126491087
>Cuckold
>Gay - Daddy
>Babysitter
>Reality
Who would've thought iOS users are projecting their real life issues onto porn?
>>126491446
>fat chicks
>men posing as women
>gay negroes
not sure what to make of either side t/b/h
>>126491279
what
>>126491414
having no interchangeable battery is a serious issue, and its not the only one.
>inb4 they fixed it
i don't care, the phone is shit
Just to inform the general populace. The 'mobile dev' is just another character that everyone's favorite dev has just come up with. This is evident by the various samefag responses, the fact that he started repetitively posting about bull animals right before it started happening, the wild claims with no proof, the reference to /biz/, the reference to /r9k/ and all the "salty", "weak" and "beta" responses.
It's cool that you've decided to drop PP again and make a mobile game, but there are better ways to tell everyone and you don't need to make things up to validate it.
>man I'm really getting sick of gamedev
>let's try making a browser extension for a change
>3 weeks later I'm almost ready to put it up on the store for people to download
suddenly I understand why most programmers turn to web shit
>>126491326
I switched from a relatively high-end Android phone to an iPhone and I never looked back. These devices are supposed to be supplementary to your laptop and desktop--they're not supposed to be general-purpose pocket computers which aren't good at anything in particular. That's the key difference in design philosophies between Android and iOS. iOS is very, very good at doing exactly what a phone is supposed to do. There's a reason wealthy people and engineers tend to use iPhones while poor people with blue collar backgrounds tend to use Android. Android is cheap and it works but it is not particularly high quality.
Enjoy having to reformat your phone every few months if you want to maintain speed and fluidity. (Or having to upgrade every six months. I'd rather keep my phone for a couple of years and then sell it for a huge return on the original price... meanwhile, Android phones are often worth close to nothing not long after launch.)
You probably also can't afford anything better, so I honestly don't judge you, but don't act like your opinion is the only opinion worth considering, bud.
>>126491704
>im going to work for free
ok
Damn...so this is the power of AGDG...woah...
>>126491835
i know that iphone is sorta statues symbol and the west and chicks love it, that's basically what im reading here
android objectively is a better phone, in almost any version
>>126491969
Might as well just hide the thread at that point.
>>126491969
[triggered]
>>126492054
That all came from hiding the first mobile dev post, as well as the one that got deleted.
>>126491565
>hey everyone see all these anons whose posts are upsetting me?
>they're all one guy
>psst hey one guy hey im talking to you one guy :^) you're not fooling me
And we're back on the crazy train. Choo choo!
>>126491835
>There's a reason wealthy people and engineers tend to use iPhones while poor people with blue collar backgrounds tend to use Android.
Is that reason because iPhones are overpriced and only provided by Apple while any cheap korean phone can have Android installed?
>>126492054
Probably just hid a couple posts from the iphone/android conversation. I can understand just not caring about a particular topic...
>>126492019
i know that iphone is sorta budget device which fills the role and poor people and minorities love it, that's basically what im reading here
iphone objectively is a better phone, in almost any version
>>126491961
it's not like I'm making any money from games either
>>126491565
>being this delusional
C'mon, what happened to this thread? Where are the mods and janitors?
>>126492173
lol
>>126492126
And there's the reply where he reveals it is him.
>>126491835
>simple task: put music on device
>IOS: must go through itunes, no access to drive itself, takes ages to sync device, confusing and annoying to manage playlists
>android: drag music into folder
>>126492094
>That all came from hiding the first mobile dev post
>my filter can magically sniff out samefags who I imagine are all around me
>i make images like this and then lie to strangers on the internet so they'll believe my conspiracy theories
Oh shit you really are crazy.
>>126492173
nope
iphone is something that is being used by normie geeks and bimbos.
people that have an ishit can't stop talking about it, its like they found jesus.
i know it has slick design and its slightly faster, but it isn't better
my personal reason is emulation,others have their own like rooting and being able to choose any browser/music player they want
>>126492358
What is recursive hiding, you absolute mental case?
>>126492094
Damn, that really dominated the thread.
>>126492287
>Where are the mods and janitors?
They're in on it too. They're letting you and me get away with being the same person right now. Nah jk that guy's a fucking psychopath.
How much money do you plan to charge for your game, engine, or both, /agdg/?
>>126492382
>people that have an ishit can't stop talking about it, its like they found jesus.
the fucking irony lmao
>>126492465
I will pay people to download it
>>126492387
You expect us to believe that 100 posts are all in the same reply thread? Anyone can just look and see that's not true.
Have you been diagnosed yet for whatever this is you're demonstrating?
>>126492329
>simple task: put music on device
>IOS: keeps database and organized copies of your music files both locally on the device and on your laptop, keeps this separate from the files on your home server. Seamlessly syncs in the background over wireless ac, typically at speeds of over 80 MB/sec
>android: have to use a usb cable like some poor loser, have to do it manually, have to deal with MTP, poor Linux support
I don't know a single engineer who doesn't use either a Galaxy S6 or an iPhone, it's about 50-50 between those two
90% of the people who argue on the Internet that android is better are using shit-tier walmart phones, rendering the whole point moot anyway
I'm guessing you're about 17 years old
>>126492574
Mate why do you care? That's just how it happened, why would I make it up?
this just in objective data is racist
Should enemies be able to collide with and kill each other?
>>126492720
Being publicly filtered is a bit degrading.
Is Steamworks used only for matchmaking or do they let you host game servers?
>post about making mobile games
>thread degenerates into fanboy poo flingingfucking autists
