Comfy Christmas Hugs Edition (and hitting image and post cap at the same time edition)
Previous thread: >>126330243
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
First for checking catalog twice before making a thread.
Every goddamn time.
>>126353012
We'd still run into this problem anyway. We're still too fast to avoid it.Better than the days we managed to get 4 out at the same time.
>announce i'm making a thread
>I fail anyway
someone take away my internet
soo uh
strawberry comfyfic is done. this comfy includes female frisk and fluffy asriel, strawberries, and blackmailkokes on you it's part of my savefic and this is the first time i've ever written something like this
Will chapter 4 http://pastebin.com/mRzkvFNJ
other chapters are onhttp://pastebin.com/u/frickanon
merry christmas /utg/
thanks motif for comfy inspirationbut you havent broken me enough to write lewd yet.
I like this thread.
Tell me your lewd dreams anon.
![1450908391421[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ozwjieh.gif "1450908391421[1].gif")
Would yousit next to him?
Shitfuck. And where I should go?
>>126353158
Rattle me bones
Fish too
>>126353158
mettatonohhhhhyes.mp3
>>126353148
any time anon
give it time
So how did sans get that picture of the true-pacifist ending in his basement?
Through some magical shenanigans your favorite characters from Undertale have been invited to your hous for christmas/yule/whatever you celebrate!
How does the holidays go for you then?
>>126353148
>typo in the fucking advertisement post
okay i need to go to bed apparently
Finally gonna sleep, I'm a horrible thruther
>>126353148
He's broken me to think lewdly, but I just force my ideas onto him to write
>>126353274
anon please no
>>126353158
HEEEEELL YEAHHHH.
Honestly though I'd rather that he let me top him. I don't get anything out of sex myself, but I love pleasing my partners. Which would probably work out fine for him.
>>126353080
>>126353140
as long as we're having fun I'll keep going I guess
>>126353146a little
>>126353227
True Resets aren't as "true" as they seem, and Frisk is merely hopping across timelines, like Madoka. Hence that weird scene where Homura or Madoka was experiencing static in episode 8.
>>126353274
This one got posted first
>>126353262
Where are the cuddles
You promised us cuddles
>>126353227
>>126353158
anon why are you wasting image limit
>>126353314
>I want to fuck Sans
>But not sexually or anything
Whatever, dude.
We've picked evil goat instead of merciful young boy. What have we've done?What a miss we've made?
When it all went wrong?
I dont really like you undertale cancer but i got this album and id be happy to share it with you
https://determination-ut.bandcamp.com/releases
>>126353337
I don't really watch annie-may but I think I understand, thanks
>>126353359
I'm the one who posted the first one, I didn't post the second. Not so wild about the blushu stuff.
>>126353365
Being more into pleasing the other person than oneself makes sense to me.
>>126353365
You know you can fuck people without getting fucked yourself, right?
>>126353368
>>126353368
Well, it all started when a guy named Toby Fox released a game called UNDERTALE...
>>126353359Not the same anon
>>126353409
Kurwa or Czech?
>>126353289
i've already broken a few personal rules by writing fanfiction at all
once i start lewd thats it. i lose my job and my house and im writing asriel suffocating people to death with his tongue for coffee money.
>>126353352
lookfrisk swan dives into a sea of fluff i dont know what else to do
>>126353490
Neither, a bit souther, on the coast line
>>126353148
>Metal shingles
This Anon knows what's up with his roofing materials. Dealing with rotten wooden shingles and reroofing tar shingles in general is a huge pain in the back.
Ultra cute. Was smiling the whole way through.
>>126353262Didn't you do the exact same thing the last time?
>>126353558
Sprat?
>>126353368
You belong to the goat now.
>>126353584
metal shingles fucking owni probably did, my posts are either on the edge of sleep or like 5 seconds after i wake up. i don't proofread anything im terrible
You know main what thing makes Asriel and Paz same?
>>126353150
>in this particular dream world, days and nights go by different than IRL
>days are short and nights are long
>spend the days lazing about with Asriel, enjoying each others company and spending plenty of time cuddling together in a big reclined chair by a fire, think Toriel chair style
>when night comes we slowly emerge from one another's tangles grasp and start our 'day'
>Asriel prepares himself while I clean the mess from the night before
>as I'm cleaning I am suddenly taken from behind, a powerful grasp wrenching me to my knees
>my chest is pressed against a counter and my cheek is smooshed
>I see Asriel moving behind me for a moment, his hands tearing at my clothing
>suddenly a sharp thrust pushes me against the counter
>I am pummeled into the counter by the powerful goat man behind me
>he rocks in and out of my body with a feverish pace
>his hands hold me in place; one of them is on my shoulder and the other on my hip to hold me up just enough for him to be under me for this awkward position
>he unloads into me and sits there for a few moments, letting the last drops of his angrily dispensed love squirt into me
>asriel pulls out and I fall back onto my arse with my knees folded under me
>I stagger to my feet and he turns me, locking me briefly in a kiss while his hand deftly snakes down to my overflowing hole
>he fingers me for some time, swallowing my moans into his mouth until I climax
>he finally releases me and leaves me in the room bare bottomed and shivering, expecting me to follow for the next round in the living room
Then I woke up sweating
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't want to lewd smallbones
How do you live with yourselves?
>>126353717
I can't even write sentence without fail fucking stupid shit!
>>126353807
By intaking and exhaling oxygen.
>>126353807
smallbones is for funny joke, bad time, and guilt tripping over your blatant abuse of powers
gote is for lewd
>>126353597
Ragusa
>>126353195
Wouldn't be a party without some fish.
>>126353912
Gote images are for tasteful lewd only.
>>126353953
This fish looks like she is not fish but Snake.
Gasterposters, you there?
>>126353807
Sans isn't my favorite but his lewds are really good
>>126354027
No because they don't exist and neither does Gaster.
>>126354027
I'm a part-time Dadster poster, do I count?
>>126354027
Blog reporting
>>126353912
>>126353992
Edgegoat only for fags
>>126354027
Maybe.
post fetish art
>>126353992
>>126353912
I wish there was more "tasteful lewd" pictures of asriel instead of just dicksdicksdicks
>>126354185
i feel dirty
>>126354179
Excuse you
There's goat for everybody
>>126354179
Good thing by virtue of being on 4chan, we're all faggots. It's ingrained into our history and very being.
>>126354209
I hate this man right from gote.
>>126354185
Inflation and stuffing are my least favorite kinks right after scat and watersports, why the FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO INTO IT.
Is it because all these people are fat fucks themselves and have to project fat positivity into their fetishes because they know none of these characters would touch their fat fucking asses?
>>126354273
I hate the gote left from man.
i know this is really early, but im curious as to what everyone's listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr_euyXZciMi can stop listening to this
What are you guys going to wish for this Christmas?I'm wishing for a loving boss monster boyfriend.
>>126353953
Fishposter reportin', any others?
>>126354349
Ukraine belong to me.
>>126354331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7Umwfx60Q
fuck
>>126354349im getting a new computerbut a shotagote to cuddle wouldn't be bad either
>>126354331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhJCbyjl5gA
Even knowing the melody isn't original (it's from a Vocaloid medley), it's still really good.
>>126354331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Orx5JvksOk
>>126354350
Good morning, fishfriends.
>>126354350
>>126354438
Hello.
>>126354438
Top o' the mornin to ya.
>>126354349
I keep telling my folks to save their money, but they still get me something every year.
This thread is faster than the entirety of /co/.
>found Sans and Frisk angst fics that are actually well written and aren't romantic
It's a goddamn christmas miracle
>>126354643
Link? Nonromantic fics in general are my thing but people would rather use them for shitty shipping.
>>126354438
>>126354454
>>126354498
Why hello, all of you! How's your day going?
So. How many of us will be alone on this Christmas?
>>126354643
link plsI also want links to all fics where Pap is characterized deeper than "cute idiot"
>>126354779
We can all be alone on the inside.
>>126354764
Alright, planning on hanging out with my one friend tomorrow so it's not all wasted.
Post your face whenUndyne dies like your typical Jacket jackoff looking for their 15 minutes of fame.
>>126354779
>lowercase
Gaster deserves his loneliness
>>126354779
Oh hey, lonelyanon.
;_;
>>126354764
Pretty tired might take a nap.
>>126354712
>>126354801
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5245799
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5227658
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5198798
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5186645
Author has a couple others, too. They're pretty good.
where can I find all the comfy asriel fics?
>>126354764
Pretty much just woke up. Enjoying no doing anything today because I'll be out for most of tomorrow.
I've gotten to the attack where Sans says I have to QUIT someday.
I'm on my second death.
Am I almost to dead skeleton land?
>>126354823
I'm not using a reaction-image because Undyne died and was mourned as a hero in every timeline. Other than the ones where she survived, of course.
>>126354823
>>126354764
It's 5 and I haven't slept yets-should I go to bed?
>>126354978
same timezone here, i said i would go to bed about an hour ago. i'm doing it for reals this timeyou should join me
>>126354886
fuck, I will need a translation for thatAre they fighting over Papyrus?
>>126354868
thank
Oh fuck it's Christmas here. Merry Christmas and all that shit, /utg/.
>>126355057
That's fine I always sleep at 6-7am ;)
>>126355161
same, but i really should go to sleep, on account of my family expecting me for holiday prep stuff. No me gusta the holidays. Ok, THIS time i'm leaving. Hitting power off as soon as I hit post. I'm like an addict here, gotta cut myself off.
>>126354863
Take a nap, friend
>>126354886
All I'm doing now is playing Warframe and quickly glancing at utg
>>126354978
>>126355057
You two better sleep, NOW
Welp.
There's my SECOND cinnascotch/butt pie. All ready and setting in the fridge for christmas tomorrow. How are you all doing this fine christmas eve?
>>126355120
>Chara's horrible, horrible yeast-infection
>>126355538
Dead people don't have to worry about yeast infections.
She can jack herself off with an entire candycane, jam it right up there, and she'll be perfectly fine.
Hell, dead people don't need logical anatomy either...
>almost 1pm
>havent eaten yet as there have been no group meals that we usually do
>we're not having lunch
>have to wait until 5pm to eat
merry christmas
Merry Christmas.
>>126355624
Who needs food when you have internet?
>>126355826
Merry_____MODS!
>>126355624
kurwa mać?you can wait before eating once in a year, especially before eating a fucking 12-course meal
>>126355913
Rules got updated so stuff like nips is fine on blue boards so long as it's spoiler'd. And it is.
>>126355984really?
>>126355624
>>126355978
Our family doesn't give a shit about waiting xD
And, kurwa mać, ja pierdolę
>>126355538
What kind of crap pants would she have to be wearing?
>>126356016
Unless I'm mistaken, yeah.
One of the earlier changes Mootwo went and did. Even if a lot of people and some mods didn't pay attention.
Merry Christmas, /utg/! Stay comfy while I'm stuffing myself with food at my family's place!
I'll hopefully get to release a fic I've been working on for about a week on the 25th or 26th. I had hopes that I could publish it today as a gift for you guys but life happened. You know how it is.The fic is 21 pages and 80% of that is lewds. Why do the lewds always spiral out of control?
>>126356221
hug
>>126355978
i a, eating a 2 course meal in which i am allergic to the second course
It's Christmas eve and I haven't felt less festive. I'm even going to get a drawing tablet to make shitty art but I'm not even super excited about that.
I wasn't really excited about my birthday either and that was last month.
My only friend left me and I haven't been super devastated by that yet.
So far I'm enjoying my level of emotional detachment from everything that I'm sure will eventually end in a prolonged anxiety attack.
>>126356278
That's fine Tacit. Your stuff is always worth waiting for.
>>126356749
It's okay.We love you anon.
>>126356749
Shh, it's okay, Anon. Perhaps you might be depressed?
Maybe you should talk to someone irl about your feelings, maybe see a therapist after christmas?
>>126356605
to a fish?
how can someone be allergic to a fish?why is your piece of shit family not making you pierogi instead
>>126354203
>Do I stab them now?
>No, Chara.
>...How about now?
>No.
>Now?
>It's a snail race, Chara. You don't stab them. You *encourage* them.
>Oooh...
>...
>I'll stab you if you don't go faster, Mr. Snail!
>*sigh*
I want sans animation gif when he is doing his ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pose in his battle
>>126356931
Just how many Poles are there in this thread right now?
There's me, and then who else?
>>126356749
I left my only friend behind when I moved my freshman year of high school. That was over a decade ago now. We saw each other again a few times, but now I haven't heard from him in over a decade.
I'm such a failure that I'd be embarrassed to meet him again.
>>126356967
>Frisk holding Chara's hand through learning how to be a normal kid
I need this
>>126357004
Why when people on 4chan are trying to find other people from their country, it's always Poles?you, me, and also >>126356020
Let's all gather around the Christmas Bunsfire.
Er. Bonfire. Yeah.
Here's a fun fact:
We all know that the Cactus is the most tsundere of plants, but it is actually only the second-most tsundere plant.
The most tsundere plant is theEx-Capra Ranunculus.
Would youdatea goat?
Papyrus wants to get close, is warm and nice, and when you're trying to get more close he rejects you and thinks you're creepy and obsessed.
Does it mean he's a reverse tsundere?
>>126354381
fuck you Vlad.
>>126357528
Heck yeah!
>>126357532
It means he's anasshole
>>126357528
Yes, but only this one.
>>126357352
>>126357004
So, what're you having for your Christmas Eve?Ja na pewno będę miał karpia, łososia, bigos, sałatkę ziemniaczaną i kilka innych dań, których teraz nie chce mi się wymieniać
Would you feel up aarons muscles?
>>126358030
Auntie Undyne surely would ; )
>>126358030
>>126358089
>Undyne and Aaron arm wrestling.
>>126356931
I ain'†polish, this family is spanish.
in spaniard families YOU Have to change for the family, the family doesnt change foryou.
>>126358089
>>126357590
Я тaк нe дyмaю.
>Christmas Eve
>Had a dream in which Igunned down Toriel for no reason
>Wake up
>Go back to sleep
>Dream about being in a violent plane crash
Fever dreams, man I tell you.
I CANT FUCKING BEATSANSGOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WAS ON THE LAST LAP AT THE END OF THE SPECIAL MOVE AND HE FUCKEN GOT ME GODFUCKERASDHJK
>>126358428
have you had any other dreams similar to that one
>>126358428
I've only had actual fever dreams once in my life, and lemme tell you it was a trip.
>>126358476
Stop, Anon. Save your soul.
I want a low maintenance friend like you, anon
>>126358534
Not really.
Alot of dreams in which I kill/get killed though. Mostly in very violent manners. Last dream I was fighting a bear and throwing molotov cocktails at people and I remember seing a little kid with Toriel on his shirt and that's it.
>>126358615
I guess Mettaton would be prettyHigh maintenance
>>126358542
Nowadays it feels like the only thing I have is fever dreams, so I can imagine what yours must've been like.
>>126358630
I remember I had this dream where I was kidnapped by these crazy amish kinda folk and I was forced to... very graphically murder small children while their parents watched.
Maybe the worst part was thatthe parents were laughing
I felt really fucking bad after that. Once you see a little girl burning to death in your dreams you kinda doubt your own psyche.
>>126358630
is there some sort of resemblance with her managing to pop up in your unpleasant dreams?
Requesting lewds of the OC from Undertale Red
>inb4 FOREBODEN
It's fine, she's part of the Royal Guard!
I want sans animation gif when he is doing his ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pose in his battle
Gote is love, gote is life.
>>126358742
Hey man, at least you don't dream about various family members fucking you until you're bleeding.
That seriously puts a dent in your relationship with your family.
>>126358395
It's easy to tell google translated russian, you know.
ANON A CUTE
WANNA HUG
>>126358953
Y'know what, I kinda feel better about my child murdering now.
Well it just turned Christmas over here, so merry Christmas to all you people.
Welp. That's midnight. Merry Christmas, /utg/, I hope yours is wonderful. Goodnight!
>>126359105
>>126359091
Where do you dudes live?
>>126357354
gather IN the bonfire
>>126359157
>>126359169
Yeah Australia.
>>126359169
Yep. Australia.
>>126358781
None that I can tell, really. I mean,I actively try to dream about her by constantly thinking about her as I fall asleepbut other than that, the for, place and manner in which she appears seem to be completely random. Sometimes she appears realistically, sometimes she appears as just her sprite and sometimes she appears in a cartoon-ish form.
>>126359091
>>126359105
>>126359190
>>126359191
Australian hivemind detected.
Where you live?
I'm from Melbourne but I live in Euroland now.
>>126359203
>>126359234
Which country, my guy?
NSW?
it's still 11 up here in queensland
>>126359234
NSW lad here.
Merry Christmas auzzies!
>>126359275
Slovakia, my buddy.
>>126359234
>>126359281
Yeah New South Welshman over here. Looks really weird in steam chat when you're talking with someone who isn't past midnight.
>>126359309
Why, though?
>>126359342
Eh, why not? It's pretty central for travelling.
>>126359203
that makes sense, you can't really predict when she's going to show up.
I try to do that too except I'm unsuccessful with my dreams, or I just can't seem to remember them for some reason.
>>126359448
I can only remember 2 recent dreams and one of them was so ordinary I thought it was real for a couple hours.
Qt bois
>>126359021
At this point I would rather dream about violence done to others than myself.
And I have realised, this is how people like Chara are made. Except for it happening in dreams it happens in real life.
>>126359203
I had only one Undertale-related dread, and I saw Undyne in there. I'm a 100% fishposter, maybe that matters, dunno.
What happened there... I cannot recall
>>126358965
Nyet
>>126359448
I was starting to get disappointed with my own attempts, but I guess giving up is just an easy way out.
Even though I'm not a pillar of persistence myself, I'd say you should try and keep up your efforts.If it helps, try keeping some pics on your phone and look at them until you fall asleep or something. It's what I've been doing.
>>126359612
I mean, the violence thing, yeah.
But the getting assraped by family members?
Puts my shit into perspective.
>>126359737
literallysorry anon[/spoiler[
>>126359737
Not always assraped. But yeah, it's fucked up. I wish I could bleach my brain.
>>126359701
Thanks, I'll try doing that.
I've heard drinking juice also helps with that sort of thing but I haven't attempted it yet.
Good morning
Reposting my art
Post cute.
delete this
>>126360045
>>126360045
Not cute but fresh OC hot off the presses.
>>126360045
>>126360045
>>126360208
>conservative goat noises!
>>126360045
>>126360193
DELETE THIS
I wish I could dream about kissing goatbro
How do I learn to lucid dream?
>>126360045
>>126360267
>>126360045
might be cute, might not be, but it's awesome
>>126360338
drugs
>>126360045
>>126354027
Yes and no
>>126360193
>dat crotch bulge
>>126360438
That's so cute!
I want asgore tofuck me in the ass! :3
>>126360540Your ass will be non-existant after doing so, Anon. Think it over, k?
>>126360540
This
>>126360581
You might say his ass would be gored.
>>126360540
I'd post that picture of Mettaton with Asgore's cock in his stomach but I'm not sure if mods are still ignoring that
>>126360635
Ass-gore.
>>126360540
I want asgore to be happy againby pounding me vigorously while crossdressed as toriel
>>126360635
>>126360709
Toriel what the fuck
>>126360684
This? Of course.
>boss just texted me and told me to not bother coming into work because the restaurant has had literally no customers since opening
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>126360832
>the only thing preventing me from fapping to this picture is the fact that they aren't holding onto each other
>>126360581
Anything for my king.
>>126360861
>being a filthy wagecuck
>>126360581
Well, I mean, if you're gonna end up impaled on Asgore's shaft either way...
>>126361019
>>126360861
Sounds sad when someones business don't work, because people spend so many time and might for on it, and people usually lost work because of this.
>>126361045
*trident
Asgore's trident.
>>126361106
This gives me concerns for his dick.
A triple barrel beef thermometer is a bit of a scary thought.
>>126361045
You can quickly die after he does. I don't think that ass-rape would be the best way to... Who am I kidding, you would do it anyway. And it's a trident.
Here's a fish.
>>126361070
>>126361019
Being a neet isn't that fun tho.
>>126361190
MODS
O
D
S
>>126361236
At least I used spoilertag for that!
>>126361106
>>126361190
I know what it's called. Jeez, you guys.
>>126361236
why do you do this
at least let the janitors have fun looking for things
I bet you're one of those kids that went crying to the teacher when the other kids were having fun
>>126361285
He's joking you dunce.
/utg/, I had a crazy dream last night.
>woke up in my room on my college campus, even though I'm at home right now.
>As I stepped outside my room, I discovered that part of our hall was now an AMC Theaters.
>I went to buy some popcorn, and the cashier knew about CLQ, a satirical Dota 2 YouTub-er.
>I stepped outside to check my surroundings, and then facing me was Chara, who dragged me back to my room.
>Passionately, we made out and started to un-dress until we were interrupted by a knock on the door.
>Racing to get our clothes back on, I eventually opened the door. It was a bunch of people I knew from real life.
>We gathered around at some sort of tribunal-type meeting outside around a bonfire, like it was Survivor or some shit.
>Eventually, one of my high-school teachers from a few years ago decided to lead a search-party somewhere.
>After a while without word from them, I ventured into the woods alone to find the missing people.
>Only one person came back immediately; it was Chara.
>Eventually, two other people came back out of the dozens that went in. At a fork in the forest road, they went another way and in the distance we could hear screaming and see flames afterwards.
>We made it back to my room.
That's where the dream ended. Reminded me fondly of my girlfriend, who I haven't seen since break started. We've planned to see each other after Christmas, so I'm excited about that.
How are you guys today?
>>126361198
Being a NEET seems fun at first, but then you realize how much time you're losing.
>>126361346
I never have sexy dreams. Just nonsensical or creepy ones.
>>126361346
>girlfriend
>>126360045
Well, that's midnight
Merry Christmas anons. I'm going to bed
I want frogposters to leave.
>>126361410
I once dreamt I was having sex in a party but for some reason I couldn't feel my dick and it was embarrasing
>>126361559
He's real in our hearts
>>126361410
My personal theory is that what we miss in our lives is subliminally reflected in our dreams; hence I saw College, AMC Theaters (still haven't seen the new Star Wars), and Chara.
>>126361589
i want Mettaton to sit on my face
>>126361410
i had a dream I was with those two detectives from Paranoia Agent. pretty cool tbqh
>>126361559
at least you can probably build robots like him in the not-so-distant future
this is far more relevant.
>>126361652Han solo dies by his son and the girl has force powers
>>126361582
I once got so piss fucking drunk that I couldn't even feel my dick (nor my hands, legs, face, and my vision was going, too).
Got my first handjob but couldn't feel shit.
>>126361410
I had a dream in which I was angry at my folks.
Pretty normal, except the fact that I was angry because they let the film crew stay in my room because they were shooting new Star Wars in there.
I have no fucking idea why did I have that dream, since I'm not even a big Star Wars fan.
>tfw I don't dream
>>126361857
Everybody dreams, you just have problems remembering them.
Try thinking really hard about your dreams when you wake up, and writing them down. It'll make your memory better.
Do you guys think the Undertale gang sent letters to Santa as kids
Do you guys think Papyrus ever asked for a toy car
Do you guys think Undyne ever asked for a way cool new spear to skewer bad guys with and also a cute doll to act as her loyal sidekick and snuggle buddy
Do you guys think Alphys ever asked for her parents to not yell at her as much
