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Comfy Christmas Hugs Edition (and hitting image and post cap at the same time edition)
Previous thread: >>126330243
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
First for checking catalog twice before making a thread.
Every goddamn time.
>>126353012
We'd still run into this problem anyway. We're still too fast to avoid it.Better than the days we managed to get 4 out at the same time.
>announce i'm making a thread
>I fail anyway
someone take away my internet
soo uh
strawberry comfyfic is done. this comfy includes female frisk and fluffy asriel, strawberries, and blackmailkokes on you it's part of my savefic and this is the first time i've ever written something like this
Will chapter 4 http://pastebin.com/mRzkvFNJ
other chapters are onhttp://pastebin.com/u/frickanon
merry christmas /utg/
thanks motif for comfy inspirationbut you havent broken me enough to write lewd yet.
I like this thread.
Tell me your lewd dreams anon.
Would yousit next to him?
Shitfuck. And where I should go?
>>126353158
Rattle me bones
Fish too
>>126353158
mettatonohhhhhyes.mp3
>>126353148
any time anon
give it time
So how did sans get that picture of the true-pacifist ending in his basement?
Through some magical shenanigans your favorite characters from Undertale have been invited to your hous for christmas/yule/whatever you celebrate!
How does the holidays go for you then?
>>126353148
>typo in the fucking advertisement post
okay i need to go to bed apparently
Finally gonna sleep, I'm a horrible thruther
>>126353148
He's broken me to think lewdly, but I just force my ideas onto him to write
>>126353274
anon please no
>>126353158
HEEEEELL YEAHHHH.
Honestly though I'd rather that he let me top him. I don't get anything out of sex myself, but I love pleasing my partners. Which would probably work out fine for him.
>>126353080
>>126353140
as long as we're having fun I'll keep going I guess
>>126353146a little
>>126353227
True Resets aren't as "true" as they seem, and Frisk is merely hopping across timelines, like Madoka. Hence that weird scene where Homura or Madoka was experiencing static in episode 8.
>>126353274
This one got posted first
>>126353262
Where are the cuddles
You promised us cuddles
>>126353227
>>126353158
anon why are you wasting image limit
>>126353314
>I want to fuck Sans
>But not sexually or anything
Whatever, dude.
We've picked evil goat instead of merciful young boy. What have we've done?What a miss we've made?
When it all went wrong?
I dont really like you undertale cancer but i got this album and id be happy to share it with you
https://determination-ut.bandcamp.com/releases
>>126353337
I don't really watch annie-may but I think I understand, thanks
>>126353359
I'm the one who posted the first one, I didn't post the second. Not so wild about the blushu stuff.
>>126353365
Being more into pleasing the other person than oneself makes sense to me.
>>126353365
You know you can fuck people without getting fucked yourself, right?
>>126353368
Well, it all started when a guy named Toby Fox released a game called UNDERTALE...
>>126353359Not the same anon
>>126353409
Kurwa or Czech?
>>126353289
i've already broken a few personal rules by writing fanfiction at all
once i start lewd thats it. i lose my job and my house and im writing asriel suffocating people to death with his tongue for coffee money.
>>126353352
lookfrisk swan dives into a sea of fluff i dont know what else to do
>>126353490
Neither, a bit souther, on the coast line
>>126353148
>Metal shingles
This Anon knows what's up with his roofing materials. Dealing with rotten wooden shingles and reroofing tar shingles in general is a huge pain in the back.
Ultra cute. Was smiling the whole way through.
>>126353262Didn't you do the exact same thing the last time?
>>126353558
Sprat?
>>126353368
You belong to the goat now.
>>126353584
metal shingles fucking owni probably did, my posts are either on the edge of sleep or like 5 seconds after i wake up. i don't proofread anything im terrible
You know main what thing makes Asriel and Paz same?
>>126353150
>in this particular dream world, days and nights go by different than IRL
>days are short and nights are long
>spend the days lazing about with Asriel, enjoying each others company and spending plenty of time cuddling together in a big reclined chair by a fire, think Toriel chair style
>when night comes we slowly emerge from one another's tangles grasp and start our 'day'
>Asriel prepares himself while I clean the mess from the night before
>as I'm cleaning I am suddenly taken from behind, a powerful grasp wrenching me to my knees
>my chest is pressed against a counter and my cheek is smooshed
>I see Asriel moving behind me for a moment, his hands tearing at my clothing
>suddenly a sharp thrust pushes me against the counter
>I am pummeled into the counter by the powerful goat man behind me
>he rocks in and out of my body with a feverish pace
>his hands hold me in place; one of them is on my shoulder and the other on my hip to hold me up just enough for him to be under me for this awkward position
>he unloads into me and sits there for a few moments, letting the last drops of his angrily dispensed love squirt into me
>asriel pulls out and I fall back onto my arse with my knees folded under me
>I stagger to my feet and he turns me, locking me briefly in a kiss while his hand deftly snakes down to my overflowing hole
>he fingers me for some time, swallowing my moans into his mouth until I climax
>he finally releases me and leaves me in the room bare bottomed and shivering, expecting me to follow for the next round in the living room
Then I woke up sweating
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't want to lewd smallbones
How do you live with yourselves?
>>126353717
I can't even write sentence without fail fucking stupid shit!
>>126353807
By intaking and exhaling oxygen.
>>126353807
smallbones is for funny joke, bad time, and guilt tripping over your blatant abuse of powers
gote is for lewd
>>126353597
Ragusa
>>126353195
Wouldn't be a party without some fish.
>>126353912
Gote images are for tasteful lewd only.
>>126353953
This fish looks like she is not fish but Snake.
Gasterposters, you there?
>>126353807
Sans isn't my favorite but his lewds are really good
>>126354027
No because they don't exist and neither does Gaster.
>>126354027
I'm a part-time Dadster poster, do I count?
>>126354027
Blog reporting
>>126353912
>>126353992
Edgegoat only for fags
>>126354027
Maybe.
post fetish art
>>126353992
>>126353912
I wish there was more "tasteful lewd" pictures of asriel instead of just dicksdicksdicks
>>126354185
i feel dirty
>>126354179
Excuse you
There's goat for everybody
>>126354179
Good thing by virtue of being on 4chan, we're all faggots. It's ingrained into our history and very being.
>>126354209
I hate this man right from gote.
>>126354185
Inflation and stuffing are my least favorite kinks right after scat and watersports, why the FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO INTO IT.
Is it because all these people are fat fucks themselves and have to project fat positivity into their fetishes because they know none of these characters would touch their fat fucking asses?
>>126354273
I hate the gote left from man.
i know this is really early, but im curious as to what everyone's listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr_euyXZciMi can stop listening to this
What are you guys going to wish for this Christmas?I'm wishing for a loving boss monster boyfriend.
>>126353953
Fishposter reportin', any others?
>>126354349
Ukraine belong to me.
>>126354331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7Umwfx60Q
fuck
>>126354349im getting a new computerbut a shotagote to cuddle wouldn't be bad either
>>126354331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhJCbyjl5gA
Even knowing the melody isn't original (it's from a Vocaloid medley), it's still really good.
>>126354331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Orx5JvksOk
>>126354350
Good morning, fishfriends.
>>126354438
Top o' the mornin to ya.
>>126354349
I keep telling my folks to save their money, but they still get me something every year.
This thread is faster than the entirety of /co/.
>found Sans and Frisk angst fics that are actually well written and aren't romantic
It's a goddamn christmas miracle
>>126354643
Link? Nonromantic fics in general are my thing but people would rather use them for shitty shipping.
>>126354438
>>126354454
>>126354498
Why hello, all of you! How's your day going?
So. How many of us will be alone on this Christmas?
>>126354643
link plsI also want links to all fics where Pap is characterized deeper than "cute idiot"
>>126354779
We can all be alone on the inside.
>>126354764
Alright, planning on hanging out with my one friend tomorrow so it's not all wasted.
Post your face whenUndyne dies like your typical Jacket jackoff looking for their 15 minutes of fame.
>>126354779
>lowercase
Gaster deserves his loneliness
>>126354779
Oh hey, lonelyanon.
;_;
>>126354764
Pretty tired might take a nap.
>>126354712
>>126354801
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5245799
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5227658
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5198798
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5186645
Author has a couple others, too. They're pretty good.
where can I find all the comfy asriel fics?
>>126354764
Pretty much just woke up. Enjoying no doing anything today because I'll be out for most of tomorrow.
I've gotten to the attack where Sans says I have to QUIT someday.
I'm on my second death.
Am I almost to dead skeleton land?
>>126354823
I'm not using a reaction-image because Undyne died and was mourned as a hero in every timeline. Other than the ones where she survived, of course.
>>126354823
>>126354764
It's 5 and I haven't slept yets-should I go to bed?
>>126354978
same timezone here, i said i would go to bed about an hour ago. i'm doing it for reals this timeyou should join me
>>126354886
fuck, I will need a translation for thatAre they fighting over Papyrus?
>>126354868
thank
Oh fuck it's Christmas here. Merry Christmas and all that shit, /utg/.
>>126355057
That's fine I always sleep at 6-7am ;)
>>126355161
same, but i really should go to sleep, on account of my family expecting me for holiday prep stuff. No me gusta the holidays. Ok, THIS time i'm leaving. Hitting power off as soon as I hit post. I'm like an addict here, gotta cut myself off.
>>126354863
Take a nap, friend
>>126354886
All I'm doing now is playing Warframe and quickly glancing at utg
>>126354978
>>126355057
You two better sleep, NOW
Welp.
There's my SECOND cinnascotch/butt pie. All ready and setting in the fridge for christmas tomorrow. How are you all doing this fine christmas eve?
>>126355120
>Chara's horrible, horrible yeast-infection
>>126355538
Dead people don't have to worry about yeast infections.
She can jack herself off with an entire candycane, jam it right up there, and she'll be perfectly fine.
Hell, dead people don't need logical anatomy either...
>almost 1pm
>havent eaten yet as there have been no group meals that we usually do
>we're not having lunch
>have to wait until 5pm to eat
merry christmas
Merry Christmas.
>>126355624
Who needs food when you have internet?
>>126355826
Merry_____MODS!
>>126355624
kurwa mać?you can wait before eating once in a year, especially before eating a fucking 12-course meal
>>126355913
Rules got updated so stuff like nips is fine on blue boards so long as it's spoiler'd. And it is.
>>126355984really?
>>126355624
>>126355978
Our family doesn't give a shit about waiting xD
And, kurwa mać, ja pierdolę
>>126355538
What kind of crap pants would she have to be wearing?
>>126356016
Unless I'm mistaken, yeah.
One of the earlier changes Mootwo went and did. Even if a lot of people and some mods didn't pay attention.
Merry Christmas, /utg/! Stay comfy while I'm stuffing myself with food at my family's place!
I'll hopefully get to release a fic I've been working on for about a week on the 25th or 26th. I had hopes that I could publish it today as a gift for you guys but life happened. You know how it is.The fic is 21 pages and 80% of that is lewds. Why do the lewds always spiral out of control?
>>126355978
i a, eating a 2 course meal in which i am allergic to the second course
It's Christmas eve and I haven't felt less festive. I'm even going to get a drawing tablet to make shitty art but I'm not even super excited about that.
I wasn't really excited about my birthday either and that was last month.
My only friend left me and I haven't been super devastated by that yet.
So far I'm enjoying my level of emotional detachment from everything that I'm sure will eventually end in a prolonged anxiety attack.
>>126356278
That's fine Tacit. Your stuff is always worth waiting for.
>>126356749
It's okay.We love you anon.
>>126356749
Shh, it's okay, Anon. Perhaps you might be depressed?
Maybe you should talk to someone irl about your feelings, maybe see a therapist after christmas?
>>126356605
to a fish?
how can someone be allergic to a fish?why is your piece of shit family not making you pierogi instead
>>126354203
>Do I stab them now?
>No, Chara.
>...How about now?
>No.
>Now?
>It's a snail race, Chara. You don't stab them. You *encourage* them.
>Oooh...
>...
>I'll stab you if you don't go faster, Mr. Snail!
>*sigh*
I want sans animation gif when he is doing his ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pose in his battle
>>126356931
Just how many Poles are there in this thread right now?
There's me, and then who else?
>>126356749
I left my only friend behind when I moved my freshman year of high school. That was over a decade ago now. We saw each other again a few times, but now I haven't heard from him in over a decade.
I'm such a failure that I'd be embarrassed to meet him again.
>>126356967
>Frisk holding Chara's hand through learning how to be a normal kid
I need this
>>126357004
Why when people on 4chan are trying to find other people from their country, it's always Poles?you, me, and also >>126356020
Let's all gather around the Christmas Bunsfire.
Er. Bonfire. Yeah.
Here's a fun fact:
We all know that the Cactus is the most tsundere of plants, but it is actually only the second-most tsundere plant.
The most tsundere plant is theEx-Capra Ranunculus.
Would youdatea goat?
Papyrus wants to get close, is warm and nice, and when you're trying to get more close he rejects you and thinks you're creepy and obsessed.
Does it mean he's a reverse tsundere?
>>126354381
fuck you Vlad.
>>126357528
Heck yeah!
>>126357532
It means he's anasshole
>>126357528
Yes, but only this one.
>>126357352
>>126357004
So, what're you having for your Christmas Eve?Ja na pewno będę miał karpia, łososia, bigos, sałatkę ziemniaczaną i kilka innych dań, których teraz nie chce mi się wymieniać
Would you feel up aarons muscles?
>>126358030
Auntie Undyne surely would ; )
>>126358030
>>126358089
>Undyne and Aaron arm wrestling.
>>126356931
I ain'†polish, this family is spanish.
in spaniard families YOU Have to change for the family, the family doesnt change foryou.
>>126357590
Я тaк нe дyмaю.
>Christmas Eve
>Had a dream in which Igunned down Toriel for no reason
>Wake up
>Go back to sleep
>Dream about being in a violent plane crash
Fever dreams, man I tell you.
I CANT FUCKING BEATSANSGOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WAS ON THE LAST LAP AT THE END OF THE SPECIAL MOVE AND HE FUCKEN GOT ME GODFUCKERASDHJK
>>126358428
have you had any other dreams similar to that one
>>126358428
I've only had actual fever dreams once in my life, and lemme tell you it was a trip.
>>126358476
Stop, Anon. Save your soul.
I want a low maintenance friend like you, anon
>>126358534
Not really.
Alot of dreams in which I kill/get killed though. Mostly in very violent manners. Last dream I was fighting a bear and throwing molotov cocktails at people and I remember seing a little kid with Toriel on his shirt and that's it.
>>126358615
I guess Mettaton would be prettyHigh maintenance
>>126358542
Nowadays it feels like the only thing I have is fever dreams, so I can imagine what yours must've been like.
>>126358630
I remember I had this dream where I was kidnapped by these crazy amish kinda folk and I was forced to... very graphically murder small children while their parents watched.
Maybe the worst part was thatthe parents were laughing
I felt really fucking bad after that. Once you see a little girl burning to death in your dreams you kinda doubt your own psyche.
>>126358630
is there some sort of resemblance with her managing to pop up in your unpleasant dreams?
Requesting lewds of the OC from Undertale Red
>inb4 FOREBODEN
It's fine, she's part of the Royal Guard!
I want sans animation gif when he is doing his ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pose in his battle
Gote is love, gote is life.
>>126358742
Hey man, at least you don't dream about various family members fucking you until you're bleeding.
That seriously puts a dent in your relationship with your family.
>>126358395
It's easy to tell google translated russian, you know.
ANON A CUTE
WANNA HUG
>>126358953
Y'know what, I kinda feel better about my child murdering now.
Well it just turned Christmas over here, so merry Christmas to all you people.
Welp. That's midnight. Merry Christmas, /utg/, I hope yours is wonderful. Goodnight!
>>126359105
>>126359091
Where do you dudes live?
>>126357354
gather IN the bonfire
>>126359157
>>126359169
Yeah Australia.
>>126359169
Yep. Australia.
>>126358781
None that I can tell, really. I mean,I actively try to dream about her by constantly thinking about her as I fall asleepbut other than that, the for, place and manner in which she appears seem to be completely random. Sometimes she appears realistically, sometimes she appears as just her sprite and sometimes she appears in a cartoon-ish form.
>>126359091
>>126359105
>>126359190
>>126359191
Australian hivemind detected.
Where you live?
I'm from Melbourne but I live in Euroland now.
>>126359234
Which country, my guy?
NSW?
it's still 11 up here in queensland
>>126359234
NSW lad here.
Merry Christmas auzzies!
>>126359275
Slovakia, my buddy.
>>126359234
>>126359281
Yeah New South Welshman over here. Looks really weird in steam chat when you're talking with someone who isn't past midnight.
>>126359309
Why, though?
>>126359342
Eh, why not? It's pretty central for travelling.
>>126359203
that makes sense, you can't really predict when she's going to show up.
I try to do that too except I'm unsuccessful with my dreams, or I just can't seem to remember them for some reason.
>>126359448
I can only remember 2 recent dreams and one of them was so ordinary I thought it was real for a couple hours.
Qt bois
>>126359021
At this point I would rather dream about violence done to others than myself.
And I have realised, this is how people like Chara are made. Except for it happening in dreams it happens in real life.
>>126359203
I had only one Undertale-related dread, and I saw Undyne in there. I'm a 100% fishposter, maybe that matters, dunno.
What happened there... I cannot recall
>>126358965
Nyet
>>126359448
I was starting to get disappointed with my own attempts, but I guess giving up is just an easy way out.
Even though I'm not a pillar of persistence myself, I'd say you should try and keep up your efforts.If it helps, try keeping some pics on your phone and look at them until you fall asleep or something. It's what I've been doing.
>>126359612
I mean, the violence thing, yeah.
But the getting assraped by family members?
Puts my shit into perspective.
>>126359737
literallysorry anon[/spoiler[
>>126359737
Not always assraped. But yeah, it's fucked up. I wish I could bleach my brain.
>>126359701
Thanks, I'll try doing that.
I've heard drinking juice also helps with that sort of thing but I haven't attempted it yet.
Good morning
Reposting my art
Post cute.
delete this
>>126360045
Not cute but fresh OC hot off the presses.
>>126360045
>>126360208
>conservative goat noises!
>>126360193
DELETE THIS
I wish I could dream about kissing goatbro
How do I learn to lucid dream?
>>126360045
might be cute, might not be, but it's awesome
>>126360338
drugs
>>126354027
Yes and no
>>126360193
>dat crotch bulge
>>126360438
That's so cute!
I want asgore tofuck me in the ass! :3
>>126360540Your ass will be non-existant after doing so, Anon. Think it over, k?
>>126360540
This
>>126360581
You might say his ass would be gored.
>>126360540
I'd post that picture of Mettaton with Asgore's cock in his stomach but I'm not sure if mods are still ignoring that
>>126360635
Ass-gore.
>>126360540
I want asgore to be happy againby pounding me vigorously while crossdressed as toriel
>>126360635
>>126360709
Toriel what the fuck
>>126360684
This? Of course.
>boss just texted me and told me to not bother coming into work because the restaurant has had literally no customers since opening
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>126360832
>the only thing preventing me from fapping to this picture is the fact that they aren't holding onto each other
>>126360581
Anything for my king.
>>126360861
>being a filthy wagecuck
>>126360581
Well, I mean, if you're gonna end up impaled on Asgore's shaft either way...
>>126360861
Sounds sad when someones business don't work, because people spend so many time and might for on it, and people usually lost work because of this.
>>126361045
*trident
Asgore's trident.
>>126361106
This gives me concerns for his dick.
A triple barrel beef thermometer is a bit of a scary thought.
>>126361045
You can quickly die after he does. I don't think that ass-rape would be the best way to... Who am I kidding, you would do it anyway. And it's a trident.
Here's a fish.
>>126361070
>>126361019
Being a neet isn't that fun tho.
>>126361190
MODS
O
D
S
>>126361236
At least I used spoilertag for that!
>>126361106
>>126361190
I know what it's called. Jeez, you guys.
>>126361236
why do you do this
at least let the janitors have fun looking for things
I bet you're one of those kids that went crying to the teacher when the other kids were having fun
>>126361285
He's joking you dunce.
/utg/, I had a crazy dream last night.
>woke up in my room on my college campus, even though I'm at home right now.
>As I stepped outside my room, I discovered that part of our hall was now an AMC Theaters.
>I went to buy some popcorn, and the cashier knew about CLQ, a satirical Dota 2 YouTub-er.
>I stepped outside to check my surroundings, and then facing me was Chara, who dragged me back to my room.
>Passionately, we made out and started to un-dress until we were interrupted by a knock on the door.
>Racing to get our clothes back on, I eventually opened the door. It was a bunch of people I knew from real life.
>We gathered around at some sort of tribunal-type meeting outside around a bonfire, like it was Survivor or some shit.
>Eventually, one of my high-school teachers from a few years ago decided to lead a search-party somewhere.
>After a while without word from them, I ventured into the woods alone to find the missing people.
>Only one person came back immediately; it was Chara.
>Eventually, two other people came back out of the dozens that went in. At a fork in the forest road, they went another way and in the distance we could hear screaming and see flames afterwards.
>We made it back to my room.
That's where the dream ended. Reminded me fondly of my girlfriend, who I haven't seen since break started. We've planned to see each other after Christmas, so I'm excited about that.
How are you guys today?
>>126361198
Being a NEET seems fun at first, but then you realize how much time you're losing.
>>126361346
I never have sexy dreams. Just nonsensical or creepy ones.
>>126361346
>girlfriend
Well, that's midnight
Merry Christmas anons. I'm going to bed
I want frogposters to leave.
>>126361410
I once dreamt I was having sex in a party but for some reason I couldn't feel my dick and it was embarrasing
>>126361559
He's real in our hearts
>>126361410
My personal theory is that what we miss in our lives is subliminally reflected in our dreams; hence I saw College, AMC Theaters (still haven't seen the new Star Wars), and Chara.
>>126361589
i want Mettaton to sit on my face
>>126361410
i had a dream I was with those two detectives from Paranoia Agent. pretty cool tbqh
>>126361559
at least you can probably build robots like him in the not-so-distant future
this is far more relevant.
>>126361652Han solo dies by his son and the girl has force powers
>>126361582
I once got so piss fucking drunk that I couldn't even feel my dick (nor my hands, legs, face, and my vision was going, too).
Got my first handjob but couldn't feel shit.
>>126361410
I had a dream in which I was angry at my folks.
Pretty normal, except the fact that I was angry because they let the film crew stay in my room because they were shooting new Star Wars in there.
I have no fucking idea why did I have that dream, since I'm not even a big Star Wars fan.
>tfw I don't dream
>>126361857
Everybody dreams, you just have problems remembering them.
Try thinking really hard about your dreams when you wake up, and writing them down. It'll make your memory better.
Do you guys think the Undertale gang sent letters to Santa as kids
Do you guys think Papyrus ever asked for a toy car
Do you guys think Undyne ever asked for a way cool new spear to skewer bad guys with and also a cute doll to act as her loyal sidekick and snuggle buddy
Do you guys think Alphys ever asked for her parents to not yell at her as much
>mfw I convinced like 5 guys to play Undertale
>mfw one is playing it now
>mfw he doesn't want to kill Toriel, but doesn't know how to spare her
>mfw I won't help for shit until he beats the game at least once
Welp, this is gonna be fun
>>126361826
Already knew. It was everywhere within the first 24hrs of the movie's release, no way to avoid it without stopping browsing the internet all-together.
>>126361857
I thought the same anon. It means you're either getting too little sleep (you aren't dreaming at all), or you're getting too much sleep (you aren't remembering your dreams).
9 hours is the magic number for me, but try experimenting the next few nights to find your own. I find that going to bed before 12 helps me dream.
>>126362028
People dream in 3 hour REM cycles. If you sleep for a multiple of 3 hours you'll remember dreams better.
What should I write in these Xmas cards I'm gonna send out?
> tfw you think about Undertale everyday, and your dreams about some stupid fucking dumb weird shit, that have only few things you remember from RL, not even computer game, movie and etc.
But sometimes I have dreams that I'm protagonist of book I read before, but they are very rare.
>>126362028
>9 hours
fuck that, I get five
>>126362027
good job.
some people like to blurt out shit to get the 'good' ending but it's better if he is left on his own accord so he can fully experience it for himself.
>>126362027
>watching a friend play undertale for the first time
>let out a OH SHIT when I realize Flowey's song when he first meets you is very similar to Asriel's god of hyperdeath song
I'm very slow
>>126359003
me me
>dreaming last night
>back in high school, hanging around with 2 friends
>one of them whips out his phone wanting to show me something hot
>its pictures of 2D lolis and shotas
>"Dude what the fuck, those are loli/shotas!"
>"Yeah, so?"
>walk back to class
>sit with the rest of the guys from class
>tell them that 2 of those guys have their phone full of loli/shota porn
>"Okay, and?"
>literally everyone seems to be okay with this
>they start discussing loli/shota porn at the back of the classroom while the teacher is just teaching
>im sitting there just listening to them talking about this like its something from RedTube
I dont know what i was supposed to take away from this dream, but it felt very retarded.
How many times a day does /utg/ worship?
>>126362252
sounds like my old lunch table
>>126362271
Shit man, feed that goat.
>>126362285
He's foreign, give him a break.
>>126362071
Mate, REM cycles are up to 1,5h long.
>>126362027
>cont
I'm literally laughing at his struggles just as he killed Toriel through regret xD
>>126362285
It's about my dreams are completely fucked.
>>126362027
>convinced a friend to play undertale
>he's up to the part after the first encounter with undyne
>asked him who he killed
>"oh I killed the dog couple and doggo. plus others."
>youhadonechance.flv
He didn't kill Pap though.
>>126362271
He looks like he lived for a few months in Nazis concentration camp.
>anons doing all their sleeping in one inefficient clump
>not using the superior uberman schedule
You are literally throwing away hours of useful time
>>126362341
The REM cycles themselves are about that long but the deep and light sleep leading up to and following them form a 3 hour cycle
>>126362126
To ____
Merry Christmas
From _____
PSHan Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren
>>126362454
>uberman
should only be done when you can't actually sleep the proper 8 hours at once, because of emergencies or shit
>>126362490
So you should've said that both of these are lasting up to 3h. Saying that REM alone has a duration of 3h is at least confusing.
>>126362416
He's fucked anyway
I'll go to visit some family, utg. Have fun!
>>126362454
Your brain has several stages of sleep it needs to go through in order to have a good nights rest, that dumb 30 minutes awake 1 hours sleep 30 minutes awake wont give you that.
>>126362454
I can't just stop and take naps anon. The working world revolves around sleeping at night so I have to do it.
>>126362454
I just woke up after sleeping for 17 uninterrupted hours and feel like I accomplished a lot in that time.
>>126362571
> spoiler
I keked
>>126362571
oh hey its that new meme everybody its the star wars meme give it up for anonymous round of applause everybody good job look at you you can type a meme on an imagebnoard you think youre so cool dont you typing copy pasting with that shit eating grin of yours as you press submit well you arent funny and you never will be because nobody gives two dogshits about star wars the clone wars okay buddy just take a deep breath and pull a shotgun to the face
>>126362770
> triggered
>>126354349
Stay with family because are hard times for me
I love you, anon
What Android app you use to read 4chan? I have dashchan, and every time I get gift boxes captcha or big image I failing it.
>>126362770
I hope to God that's copypasta. If not, it's about to be
Seems like there's quite a bit of shitposting today. Is school not meeting today?I just wanted my comfy early-morning hours since my job is basically dead right now but I still have to be here/
>>126362959
Clover is the best anon
I mean, sure, I'm a straight guy. But I'd probably try sucking a dick at least once
>>126354192
Just look to koya chan for more taste.
>>126363021
Looks fancy
>>126363178
>Straight
>want to suck dick
???
>>126363178
The thought of sucking dick is nauseating to me. I can't understand the attraction to having someone's dick inside of your mouth by choice. If it was to happen to me, I'd probably be scarred by it. Frankly I'd rather just have the dude fuck my ass so at least I don't have to see it or taste it, just feel it.
https://soundcloud.com/user-491337483/nsfwsans-first-blowjob
>>126363337
>link name
No
>>126363337
Can he even part his teeth to let the dick in? You'd probably have more luck fucking his eye socket or something.
>>126362982
At least in my district, the youngin's started their holiday break today. Sorry that you've got work on Christmas Eve, anon, hope you're getting paid a little extra for it.
>>126363238
I swear every time I see that Asgore with his smug shit-eating grin I just want to stab him in the face
>>126361857
i toss around a lot recently and it's been messing with me getting sleep let alone dreams.
>>126363306
same but anything to do with a vagina, shit is nasty.
>>126363406
good
>>126363178
>>126363238
>>126363409
Not him, but y'know, live life. Experience new things and shit. Do you really wanna die never knowing what sucking a dick is like?
>>126363374
Test to answering myself.
>>126363450
Actually no
>>126363450
Suck your own dick maybe?
Either way don't be a fag on the internet
>>126361783
I want that picture he's thinking about
>>126363450
I wouldn't mind sucking a dick, but finding a guy worth sucking off is the hard part.
I mean for one, Mettaton isn't real.
>>126363178
idk man, i don't think i could ever do that, it just seems pretty grossunless it were asriel
>tfw you will never be a shitty weeb lizard
Morning /utg/.
Have a fic about Frisk telling the Dreemurrs their son is a flower on his death bed.
http://pastebin.com/mYhDJhwt
Props again to OG anon for the prompt.
>>126363687
True, true.
>mfw i prefer women but i also prefer dicks
>>126363867
Don't lie to yourself.you're fag
I want a fic where Mettaton is turned back into a ghost and has to work with burgerpants to get his body back.
>>126363337
Is this a girl using pitch shift? My gaydar didn't pick up anything.
>>126354349
more love for snails
>tfw you will never be crushed by giant shotagoat
why even die
>>126354349
i'm just wishing for gotebae cuddles
>>126363925
>>126363867
>tfw have always been gay
>never found boobs or vaginas attractive in the least
>never questioned myself at all, just knew what I liked from the get go and accepted it
>whenever people talk about that kinda thing I can't relate
have fun with that though
>>126363450
I've sucked my own dick, but it's way to tiring
Daily reminder that we will never have an animated adaptation
I want a snail uprising. Let's have an end to snail slavery and abuse. I want snails to eat Toriel. I want goatmom to cry as she slips down their slimy sticky throats. She'll be pressed against the soft walls of their stomach and be slowly digested. Crying out for help but no one will hear her, they'll only hear the soft gurgle of the snails tummy as her giant thick breasts and round luscious ass press against their flesh. I want the snails to rise against their masters. They'll tie Napstablook to a post and whip him until he dies. They'll rape his stupid slutty sister. She'll cry out as her juicy pink ghost pussy is filled with giant slimy snail dick. Over and over they'll pound into her until there are so many wet snail dicks inside her she explodes.
>>126363337
ugh god, i listened to it (sounded like a woman making her voice deeper with effects)
>>126363867
I like chicks, but a cute guy is a cute guy, y'know?
for the person who requested asriel wearing a grinch/scrooge sweater I hope this is ok
I'll get to the other requests sometime soon today
>>126364008
Unless you are just posting to shitpost, explain this shit to me. I can understand some other quirky fetishes, but what is so enticing about being crushed alive?
Do you like, step on a bug and think "oh fuck, thats hot, i wanna be on the receiving end of that"?
>>126363178
37, my best friend sucked 37 dicks!
>>126364176
>mettaton
>sister
>woman
>>126364176
anti-toriel fags everybody
I bet you jerk off to that snail that weaver drew you sick fuck.
Have some snail genocide.
>>126364235
in a row?
>>126364126
Video game movies and TV shows have always been crap so I doubt we're really missing out on that much.
>>126364176
I don't think you understand how ghosts work.
>>126363867
I'm the exact opposite. I prefer guys but I prefer pussy.
>>126364270
Maybe a prequel idk
>>126364179
>pitch shift it back up
Oh no it's hot.
>>126364126
I'd prefer an anime adaption to be honest.
Studio ghibli or maybe madhouse.
>>126364270
I don't think you understand the power of the snail people once they unite to fight the monster devil.
>>126364208
Nice.
>>126364351
This pic always reminds me of Neon Genesis
>>126364351
holy shit that pic is beautiful
>>126364220
I can't speak for all sizefags, but there's a few things that go into it for me. There's definitely a BDSM side; masochism, being small and helpless, the pain of being stepped on. I'm not into killing things, the pic is just a decent example of UT sizeplay.
I like the intensity of the experience. Everything is magnified if I were very small or my partner were very large. All the sensations would be much stronger. Surprisingly, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy. People here talk about snuggling with big comfy Toriel or big bara Asgore. Macrophilia is an extreme example of that I guess.
>>126363021
>Affirmative
>>126364372
okay yeah I understand that but why did you put so much detail on the snail swallowing part
>>126364491
Same here
Red back reminds of LCL
i want to fuckle the ickle frickle
I've been gone for two weeks due to no Internet. Sad to see the post speed slowing down, but I guess that's to be expected. There's only so much content to talk about and fans move on.
Anything interesting happen in recent memory?
>>126364761
this meme has gone too far
>>126364803
It's Christmas eve, people are hanging with their families.
>>126364574
Oh can understand the whole part about being someones small toy and shit. Its the being crushed part that i dont understand.
Like, literally wanting to die by the hand/feet of whatever character you like.
>>126364803
much butthurt over undertale winning a gamefaqs poll
>>126364891
Too bad nothing really came about except for a few shit posters that gave up within the hour. Expected way more butt hurt and salt
I want to wear Asgore's fur as a sweater
I have to take a final on Christmas eve, I need motivation
post motivationplease
>>126364351
>>126364573
Have some more
>>126365070
Wouldn't a nice hug feel better though? Could even sit in his lap in watch anime or something.
>>126365154
>>126364862
The dying part tends to be glossed over in my experience. The victim gets resurrected or doesn't feel pain, things like that.
As for an explanation, I guess it's taking the BDSM thing and cranking up to the max. The ultimate violation, being killed, is carried out by something as insignificant as a footstep. You're so small and helpless that you die from someone simply stepping or sitting on you. It's scary and exciting, in a perverted way. I don't think most fans of that kind of art actually want to die though.
Do they take the snails with them in TP, or are the snails left to rule the underground after the monsters leave?
Good morning, /utg/. How are all of your Eves going?
Reposting what I finished last night for the morning crowd:
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/135809844200/a-year-every-minute-pt-10
I woke up way too damn early but I guess I still got enough sleep. Just going to down some coffee and then start writing.
>>126365095
Imagine laying in [your favorite]'s lap while they pet your hair and tell you how proud they are of you
>>126365376
Toriel has to indulge her sick fetish so she probably takes them with her and starts her own farm up on the surface.
>>126365550
morning friend
>>126362542
Late reply but
>cirno_hooray.jpg
Wish I actually had it, props to whoever drew this.
>>126365581
Sans would probably crushed underneath me, so i dont think thats happening
>>126364803
It's slow because it's morning in America + Christmas Eve, a ton of people are busy with holiday things and/or sleeping.
An anon recently posted his adventures making spaghetti using apples in place of tomatoes and tuna as the meat. A fun fangame was released featuring an OC that people argued about for a few days.
>>126365361
K, thanks. Guess some things are just too strange for me to fully grasp. Especially those things that involve harm to oneself (on something greater then whipping or some shit).
>>126364862
It's not much different from a snuff fetish if people like that kind of thing.
There's also people who are into some aspects of it and not others. I am personally intovore and some macro/micro stuff, but I don't like the pain/death aspects of it. There are plenty of like minded people and content that focuses on everything except that, domination/helplessness/etc. while ignoring the other stuff. It's especially easy because the very concept of macro/micro stuff is inherently fantasy, so it's easier to ignore stuff that would otherwise be unavoidably joined with it.
>>126365657
Picture it anyway
>>126365550
Morning, Skull. It's nearly 70 degrees and there are robins frolicking in my yard, this doesn't feel like Christmas at all and I hate it.
>>126365675
That's good to know. I like this little community we have here. I hope everyone has a comfy Christmas!
>>126365849
same here, except it's 85 degrees in florida. it's literally impossible to be comfy here
>>126365550
Damn it, misread your post and thought there was a new chapter upDamn it WingDings why won't you love your son
>>126364176
I want to see Toriel devoured alive by a giant snail and digested for years.
>>126365849
It's the same here. I have my windows open. Fucking ridiculous weather, last year was about the same.
I just want a white Christmas.
>>126366018
Hah, sorry man. I'll have two parts up today though.He's starting to, he just doesn't want to admit it.
Christmas crack ships???
Moregay shitplease.
What if Papyrus is secretly suave and sophisticated, but is too humble to admit it?
What if Papyrus is actually intelligent and independent, but acts dumb to give his brother something to live for?
What if Papyrus is a master chef and warrior, but pretends not to be since Undyne needed a friend?
What if Papyrus is literally the perfect husband?
Are ghost drawfriends taking requests?
Post your depressing hard mode theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtemrZ7-pj0
>>126366361
ok.
>>126366237
The best crackships are KingDings, Fishbones, and whatever Sans x Alphys is called
>>126366361
Sure thing
>>126366361Cross-dressinggoat at your service.
>>126366404Even if hardmode comes out, you will not save goatson due to how it would water down the emotions that made the TP ending so memorable. If anything it might try to make you come to terms with it in some way, but it will fail, we will always mourn the goat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBnvABbMAgg
>>126366517
Fishbones is Undyne x Papyrus right? Disgusting
>>126366381
Papyrus is actually intelligent and independent though. Sans might care for him a lot but Pap is the one who got them sentry jobs, he's got high goals for himself, and he's smart enough to know when someone needs help (Alphys at the true lab).
He's innocent and kind but by no means stupid.
>>126366397
I can do something quick, but I have things to do today.
>>126366361
What flavor of gay do you want?
Good morning /utg/! I love you!
>>126366517
the purest love
>>126366464
>>126366668
t. alberto barbosa
>>126366662
I'm pretty sure that will be what the end of hard mode is like, but I'm really hoping Toby makes it a 100% happy ending.
>>126366680
>and he's smart enough to know when someone needs help (Alphys at the true lab).
Flowey sets up everything with Alphys through Papyrus though.
It's especially apparent when you check the note in Alphys's trashcan that says I KNOW WHAT YOU DID in strange handwriting.
Not that Papyrus is actually dumb, but he is very naive.
>>126366730
All flavours.
>>126361783
>>126363650
yeah does anybody have that picture?
>>126366517
How do you feel about this
>>126366404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
>>126366763
Your /int/ meme is not funny
>>126366381
>What if Papyrus is actually intelligent and independent, but acts dumb to give his brother something to live for?
But Papyrus already is depicted as intelligent in canon, he's just bad at solving puzzles, a bit socially clumsy, and a little too trusting and naive. I hope you're not mistaking optimism and kindheartedness for stupidity, that'd be a little sad.
And I'd argue that the skelebros are already shown as equally dependent on one another, though in different ways. I'm not sure if it's stated in game, but Papyrus probably earns enough money from his sentry duties to support himself if Sans wasn't around.
>>126366881
It's prettyhot.
If you kill a woshua's bird, does the woshua die, or does it just sadly wander around with no bird
So let's say there's an undertale movie in the works, and you've been given the task of picking the musician for the soundtrack. What genre is the soundtrack, and who's making it?
>>126366960
k nu-male
>>126366969
It's like with Ornstein and Smough.
If you strike one down, the other becomes more powerful to avenge their friend.
>goes into "Littletale" tag at Tumblr
>nearly everything (except Mudkipful's posts) is Soriel
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>126367015
Uh, Toby Fox, obviously.
>>126366740
I PUT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON YOUR CRATE, I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM
>>126367081
The only true answer
>>126367081
Ditto.
>>126367081
To be honest (as great of a musician as he is) I'm not too sure if his style would translate to a film that well
>>126366838
Are you sure?
everyone ITT is a faggot, kill yourself if you like this """game"""
>>126367075
Mudkipful is the savior we need man. I can't get enough of his shit.
>>126367043
stop talking with foreign memes and expect me to get insulted
Merry Christmas /utg/
>>126367193
heres you (u)
I can finally say it. Merry Christmas, /utg/. I love you all.
>>126367349
Tag your spoilers, it's still the 24th here.
>>126367349
Merry Christmas, Anon.
>>126367198
Me too. His(?) drawings are incredibly adorable.
>>126367349
Marry Christmas to you too, Anon. Hope your holiday is a good one.
>>126367281
thanks, now jump off a cliff
/indie/ here
Merry Christmas /utg/.
>>126367015
I make some small edits to the film to make it more appealing to an audience. The film now takes place above ground, in the current day, with no magic. Monsters are replaced with humans. The story follows a detective's pursuit of a relentless sophisticated murderer, the Ebott Exterminator. However, things are not as they seem...
Music by Perturbator, Scattle, Carpenter Brut, Green Kingdom, Mega Drive, and others.
>>126367015
genre is dark electronic / rock, danny baranowsky is the composer. Because it wouldn't fit at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07L4M_RWIgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7W6fIm7jiE
>>126367381
What else has this artist done? I swear I've seen that art style for non-undertale related stuff
>>126367349
niggerfaggot
>>126367349
Happy holidays, Anon, I'm glad to spend part of it here with you folks.
>>126367424
Merry Christmas. We'll probably be joining you in a few months.
>>126367059
who would smash the others corpse to absorb them faster, woshua or the bird?
>>126367381
Yeah man, that nigga knows how to draw cute shit pretty well. Reminds of gumball if I'm being honest.
>His(?)
I don't actually know, I just tend to default to "he".
>>126367450
I think he did some gravity falls too. You're on your own for finding it though.
>>126367424
>>126367349
Merry Christmas /utg/ I hope everyone is having a nice holiday with or without your family.
>>126367518
Woshua
>>126367379
>>126367408
>>126367498
>>126367552
Thank you, anons. I hope you all have a great one. You guys deserve such.
>>126367374s-sorry
>>126367485
ily2
>>126367185
You've gotta take the good with the bad if you want to see the gayest shit. Let er rip.
>THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE
>THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE
>THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE
>OH I'M WORTHLESS AND WEAK
>AND I'M SICK AND I'M SCARED
>AND THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE
what's everyones tumblr here? :D
>>126367543
>I don't actually know, I just tend to default to "he".
Judging by the last doodle it was posted, it's 'she'.
>I think he did some gravity falls too. You're on your own for finding it though.
She has a tag just for it (and it has some neat GF/UT crossovers)
http://mudkipful.tumblr.com/tagged/gravity+falls
>>126367779
fuck you
>>126367779http://mspaintguyfromdoorchins.tumblr.com/
>>126366567
So just regular goat then?
>>126367601
Well that makes my job easier.
>>126366668
Could as well be Undyne x Sans
>>126367374
That's already Christmas.
>>126367847
Pretty much yeah.
Remember to feed your goat only the best low-calorie Subwayâ„¢ sub sandwiches
>>126367996
Not sure if I should put that in my lewd folder or not. It is very borderline implied.
Merry Christmas /utg/
>>126368061
Considering the artist's other Asriel art, definitely lewd.
>>126368092
Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Man.
>>126367349
Merry Christmas to you too, and the rest of /utg/, have a pleasant and comfy evening.
>>126362027
After stewing on it for like 20 seconds I immediately savescummed because of Toriel.
I hadn't killed anything up to that point point, either.
>>126368023
My sub never squirted mayo before. I didn't knowgoatsausagewas an option.
Giving mosters valentines candy and watching them struggle as to why the text is upside down!
I want to shower with the edgegoatImagine how nice it'd be to shampoo and condition his silky soft coat. Like, starting with lathering up his back and running your hands over his tight muscles, making sure to rub down his arms, then hugging him from behind so you can finish with the front. All that warm, sweet-smelling fur pressed against your bare chest while you snake your arms around his waist...
Like every hug with the goat, you'd never want it to end.
>Undyne has taken it upon herself to capture a dangerous human
>Alphys, Papyrus, the dogsquad, even Mettaton were killed in ambush attacks, utilizing snipers, punji stakes, and explosives
>Finally, she's found him, camoflauged in the ground
>He stands up and throws down a smoke grenade
>She catches him standing at the Waterfall abyss
>Most of his camoflauge has fallen off, revealing himself as an African-American Male
>"Nowhere to run to now, human." she says, spear charging up. "Your soul will be mine. And we will break the chains that bound us and take back what is ours!"
>He cracks a smile, and chuckles.
>"Oh. You don't know who I am?"
>"Well sorry, lady."
>The black man pulls out two KABARs his holsters
>"But you can't corner the dorner."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOwSrPzT8qg starts playing
>>126368235
Man, this is so cute!
>soon all the Christmas art I'm saving will be irrelevant
... Oh. I just made myself sad.
>>126368374
Man, that would require a LOT of fucking shampoo.
That would be a real income drain.And you gave me a fucking boner, asshole.
>undertale goes on sale
>8 friends have it on their wishlist
I can't help it, I have to spread the love
>>126368393
>african-american
>>126368448
Christmas art is never irrelevant
It's always comfy
>>126368449
He's royalty
They can afford it
>>126368315
But which monster would you give the Halloween tofu?
>>126368630
Why does nice cream guy's head look like a thick penis
>>126368459
>talk about Undertale so much that several friends picked it up in the Steam sale
>didn't even have to try persuading them
Unfortunately, I didn't know any of them were interested so I might've slipped spoilers here and there. Hopefully they don't remember.
>>126368393
>sexkiller on the loose
Sounds more like the Rodge
>>126368686
Symbolism.
>>126366361
Fufufufufu
>>126366361
we should all take a moment to appreciate how beautiful the fucking ruins music
>>126368725
>see headlights in the distance
>narrowly avoid a BMW swerving right past
>the driver gets out, it's an asian holding a machete and p226
>"Alright you carpet-munching WHORE, time to put your dyke ass in the ground!"
>What a nightmare!
>>126368931
Why do they look like two total douches in this pic?
>>126368931
it kind of baffles me as to why Tori's so... okay with this.
like, I'm all for that ship, but wouldn't Toriel be somewhat uncomfortable with it?
>>126368960
He gets speared in seconds
>>126368945
Right? I never see it get posted, but it's actually really fucking nice. Makes me wish I could play piano.
i'm going to grillby's.
/utg/, do you want anything?
>>126369059
Why would gay shit make anyone uncomfortable?
>>126369173
2 burgs please
>>126369173
ketchupirl gotebro would be nice too
>>126369173
His daughter.
>>126369059
They're not actually related so...
http://pastebin.com/ybmkaFse
http://pastebin.com/kUmW4PMq
Here's a fic where she almost forces them into a relationship because she think's they'd be cute together..
>>126369185
It makes me uncomfortable in my pants.
>>126369173
Some friesno ketchup
>don't stay up for one night
>miss motif's comfy-as-fuck christmas fic
never again
>>126369173
A sixpack of oxygen, please.
>>126369093
>Supreme Gentleman
>Accepting mercy
fishposter pls
>>126369059
If anything, it should be Asgore saying that. He seems like he'd be more accepting of this kind of relationship considering a good chunk of his Royal Guards were gay.
>>126369396
I'm just saying, the girl can make spears out of thin air. However her weakness is that she would give him a chance and is probably not accustomed to modern weaponry.
![b86400bc42e13244a5df01f25adc2791[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xrM3Nq0.jpg "b86400bc42e13244a5df01f25adc2791[1]")
Anyone have that comic where Frisk kills himself rather than fight Asgore?
Post stupid fanart.
>>126369173
2 Bagels please
>>126369506
Like this. Too lazy to crop
>>126369548
It's not bad at least but pretty stupid. That's my two cents
>>126368960
>There's whispering in the bushes
>"It's the suspects, get 'em Pardo!"
>About 10 SWAT guys pop out from the bushes, and a helicopter pulls up over the abyss, the sniper showing off his red laser scope
>Behind a tree, one not-so-obviously conceals a flamethrower in the event Dorner manages to escape
>"Alright, we've got you right where we want you! Everybody drop your weapons and place your hands on your heads!"
>>126369663
I want to bandage her wounds.
>>126369664
>tfw someone reposts a full fucking page of my comic
>>126369757
i've never wanted to be a fat gay weeb lizard before
>>126369548
They even managed to make the pun god-awful too. Like, I could think of a better punReally feeling like the 'centaur' of attention.Bad idea? Of 'horse' it is!This is my art. Don't like it, don't come 'equine-ing' to me.
>>126369757
>Implying there'll be anything left to patch after the true justicar is done with her
>>126369132
Don't wish anon, just do it.
Go get a cheap 30 dollar keyboard and learn the notes and chords then when you're comfy save up for a bigger digital piano. 99% of undertale music can be played with a standard 61 key keyboard.
That includes Ruins. Although don't expect to be able to play it right away.
>>126369886
I mean, the only difference would be that you're a lizard.
>>126370170
Nice one.
>>126370170
10/10
>>126370170
kek
>>126368459
I would gift it to people on /v/ but i'm not if they're being facetious about wanting it
>>126369960
These had me laughing far harder than was appropriate. Thanks Anon.
>>126370170
Jesus anon, I'm calling 91. That burn could be serious.
>>126366965
He's also Alphys' life coach, and I'd say he's pretty well-suited for that job.
>frisk... don't you have anything better to do
pls
Gay goat.
So what's a good equipment set for the Asgore fight?
Do I got for the best damage, invincibility time, or more HP out of food?
>>126370707
Is weird
>>126370756
die a few times and talk with him and use glamburgers
fight isn't hard at all
>>126356749
Hey, welcome to the world of depression or GAD. You will never enjoy your stay.
But here's some ghosts.
>>126370756
Act > Talk until his defense and attack drop, if you still have the pie from Toriel, eat that too. Then just wail on the fucker with a knife until he dies. Take plenty of food, and you're good.
>>126370756
Just use the stuff you picked up in his house
talk until his atk drops
ez
>>126370756
Damage.
Attacks are too rare for INV to be useful, hp kinda eh, food takes additional turn.
>>126370756
Doesn't matter because the game gives you the best equipment off the bat for him. Pie is good and you eat Noodles dry during Asgore's fight so that's two full heals
But this isn't a game about strategy at all, you can bumrush the entire game and still get to the end relatively easily
>>126369886
The one moment I wish I liked anime
>>126370170
Holy shit anon. It's Christmas, don't roast your fellow anons like that!
>>126370490
seriously why are those the last words
why can't I tell him I'll reset a million times if I have to
HEY /UTG/!
LOOK AT THIS DRAWING I MADE!
DO U LIKE?
>>126370490
Fucking asshole goat
I just wanna hug you
stop being a dick
>>126371028
What is this, a drawing for Gaster?
>>126370490
No, i don't you stupid gote.
Now shut up and let me floof your tail.
>>126369254
Yeah, it's based on those. As well as this pic.
>>126370894
>>126370879
I was supposed to keep the fucking pie?
>>126371028
yes
Time to go have fun with the family.
I wosh you guys and girls a merry Christmas and hope you have clean fun with friends or familyor with /utg/
>>126371028
FORGOT THE PIC SORRY
>>126371130
If you're doing Pacifist, it's pretty much useless because most food heals you for full anyway. It lowers Asgore's attack though when you eat it in front of him like a dick
Don't fret, at least you didn't waste it on a Genocide run
>>126369254
Reminds me of that old... deviantart... livejournal or some forum? post from some weeb girl who wanted a gay son.
>>126371130
If you're going for true pacifist, you need the pie.Nah.
You don't have to, it just lowers his attack and defense making the fight a bit easier. It's like how you can use the spider donut to skip the Muffet fight, only nothing like that at all.
>>126371143
Merry Woshmas anon.
>>126371163
i love it.really.
>>126371163
why is there a big empty space
>>126363772
>at least not the lizard part.
>>126371204
>>126371292
Well, do I get anything for still having the Snowman piece?
>>126371510
It changes Sans dialogue at the end.
He tells you that you made a snowman very happy.
>>126371510
You make a Snowman really happy
>>126366730
>self fucking because their is none of that shit yet.
>>126370306
i'm really gonna want to know how to pirate flipnote, anon
>>126371586
>that dog
Why?
>>126367259
>lowercase
GOD DAMMIT
hello I am here to fuck the skeleton
why is sansgore a thing
need more friskriel
>>126371726
Lesser dog always attempts to create the perfect Snowdog only for them to collapse because his neck is too long. It fills you with determination
>>126371795
>>126371795
Get in line.
>>126371143
But it's only Christmas Eve
>>126371880
>Unless you live in kiwi land, or Down unda, or in glorious Nippon island.
>>126371826
Maybe you didn't understood me or I didn't understood you, but look at this dog closely
>tfw moving houses on Christmas
This is not a good feeling.
>>126371990
>he didn't pet lesser dog
>doing a violence
for shame
>>126371826
That dog looks like a pingas, charaanon.
Alright, I finally beat Asgore, and I did Mercy, and then the Flower guy killed him and my game crash?
Is this the part where I replay and kill everybody?
Why do you love these characters? They're all stupidiots:
Papyrus: A egotistic stupid fucking skeleton
Sans: A less egotistic smaller version of Papyrus
Undyne: A gay warrior who put up no fight whatsoever
Alphys: A gay murderer.
Mettaton: Gay.
Toriel: A bad mother.
Asgore: A bad father.
Want more?
>>126372201
Reopen the game and see what happens
>>126372213
Merry Christmas to you too.
>>126372160
Well no surprise, petting Lesser Dog overstimulates him
>>126372213
>Asgore: A bad father.
You're being too kind
>>126372142
>that deathscreen
Holy shit, is this real?
>>126372106
I moved on Halloween once, it was terrible. I was also really little at the time so I had to miss out on trick-or-treating.
>>126372251
Oh, well this is certainly a thing.
>>126372262
Asgore did nothing wrong
>>126372213
I think with Mettaton you could've gone for "gay generic killer robot" to go whole-hog with the gag.
>>126372213
Flibblity floo, here's your (you)
>>126372213
Welcome back Jeremy.
Merry Christmas.
Have a (you).
>deleted my save
Have you ever wanted to punch a flower?
>>126372273
i'm sure someone has done it
Not live i've ever ascended
>>126372262
>implying Asgore was a bad dad
Kill other peoples kids aside how was he a bad dad? At least he didn't get 6 of his 'kids' killed,
>>126372497I want the flower to punch me.
Also, Merry Christmas /utg/! Hope everyone has a great day/night!
>>126372213
Oh, well I guess Jeremy is part of the family now?
He's harmless enough and provides fun, so...
I'd accept it.
Merry Chestmas, may your shitposts be forever golden.
>>126366740
I love you too, anon!
>>126372497
You figtin' omega flowey?
>>126372142
game?
Holy fuck I went too deep into tumblr finding new art to share and it's 12:30 already. WHERE DID MY MORNING GO?
I haven't even started writing. I need to eat lunch first. Fuck.
>>126372497
Its only natural.
>>126372551
I for one doubt he killed them himself. The light blue soul one with the ribbon and toy knife for example; if they made it to Asgore and got killed by him, what's their stuff doing back in the Ruins?
>>126372213
Cont.
Asriel: He tried to kill you. Many times.
Flowey: See Asriel.
Chara: Child Hitler
Jerry: *Ditch
Gaster: We know nothing about him.
Is that it? Did I miss someone?
PostVORBODEN
I want Napstablook to fuck his cousin.
>>126372727
Jeremy: Faggot
>>126372698
Toby confirmed that he killed all six of them
Asgore goes on walks a lot and probably ran into them in various areas
>>126372627
Is that what this is called?
This game is a lot more crazy than I've been led on to believe.
Mother fucking again?
>>126372727
WabbaDubba (You)
>>126372641
Nethack. Randomly generated dungeon crawl with tons of stuff. You delve into the dungeons of doom to retrieve the amulet of yendor to offer up to your god.
developed over the last 20 years or so, pretty amazing complexity. If you think Undertale thinks of everything, nethack has it beat. Literally every scenario imaginable has been anticipated.
>>126372213
>>126372727
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>126372727
He just wanted you to keep coming back and keep playing anon
He likes you
I've grown accustomed to afternoon drinking and waifuposting
>>126372791
sauce pls
>>126372791
>counting an out of game joke tweet as canon
every time
>>126372698
I know that seems logical to thinkconsidering I believe the same, but assuming Asgore did kill all 6, maybe a Froggit wanted to be cute and took the ribbon and knife for themselvesIs it me or does the design of the Ruins feel a bit more inconsistent with the rest of the game? There's just this feeling
>>126372727
>stop lieking what i dont like!
>>126372762
Napstablook's cousin would probably be down with that desu
>>126372796
Yes, just survive long enough so get the "warning" and beat the little minigames and you'll make it. Good luck.
Also, make sure to watch to the whole ending... they have the advice you need for the best ending.
>>126364351
Madhouse.
The intro should be like Paranoia Agent's one.
>>126372874
*likingFunny, isn't it?
I want dummies to have a nice tea party with Seiseki sisters.
>>126372796
Well technically his name is Photoshop Flowey. People call him Omega because it sounds cooler
>>126372961
I think you're pretty funny desu
>>126372728
>tfw you will never grow up to be in lewd magazines
>tfw your adoptive goat mom will never secretly buy them and masturbate to them
>>126372856
But in that case, did they leave the Ruins looking to follow the human and get their shit, expecting to be let back in after? I think that ribbonfag got killed in the Ruins, which prompted Toriel to crack down on the monsters there, and that's why they're all afraid of her. When ribbonfag was killed, Toriel begrudgingly sent their soul off to Asgore.
>>126372916
I want to fuck the goat.
>>126372853
>joke tweet
you're really reaching there pal
>>126372856
It does certainly seem like the Ruins was the first area Toby made and he never bothered to go back and mess with it later
Looking at the sprites, the Ruins enemies are all 2x pixel size, while most other enemies in the game are all 1x, even Final Froggit
>>126372727
We know nothing about Gaster even though everyone instantly gained the knowledge that he's the father of the two skeletons because of some stupid theory
>>126373107
Post the tweet line, he was fucking around with someone on twitter
>>126372961
Wowie, I absolutely didn't see that, thanks dude!Do you even try? Everyone understands your intents.
>>126373084
You fuck the goat i fuck a 21 Year old Muffet
>>126373205
i'll take the lizard
>>126373205
gimme that 16-19yo goatbae
I've scarfed down my lunch, finally going to start on part 11 of AYEM.
>>126372825
That's true, but I'd say Undertale is a bit more meta in terms of "thought of everything" factor. Also, Nethack spoiler:The PC is War. War is the only horseman you don't fight in the game, and there's an enemy that says "But War does not preserve its enemies" when you try to can it
>>126372762
Dummyblook?
Futile!
Futile!
FUTILE!
>>126373348
that's a very handsome goat
>>126373078
It's certainly plausible. Again, the implications of the area you find the objects in question really make said tweet a bit unbelievable. Especially the knife/ribbon and glove/mandanna
>>126373127
Could be he changed some things since the Demo. I doubt anything major like the Dreemurrs, but the fact Toriel disappears from the entire game after the Ruins really helps that awkward feeling
>>126373369
Looking forward to it.
Your Gaster feels really in charactereven though he literally doesn't have one
>>126373084
>>126373205
>>126373348
I'd fuck just about anything.
post phat!
>>126372929
At what point do I get to feel good about quitting since I can't seem to get gud?
>>126373432
Do you think Mettaton fucked mad dummy when he was a ghost, or just napstablook?
>>126373448
delete this
>>126373448
hm
and of course you're the guy who posted the fake boobs shit
Why do you make these shitposts? What reason could you have?
>>126373448
This wont be such a nice Christmas for some random cat out there.
>>126373487
Wow, really? That's quite the compliment, thank you.
>>126373563
It saves your progress if you die during the battle. Just save the six souls and you're set.
>>126373638
>that neck
This looks so creepy.
>>126373584
Metta/Blooky
Mad Dummy/Dummy.
>>126373465
Also consider how little damage Asgore can do if you tell him not to fight and eat the pie in front of him, only three damage while his attack stat is 80, compare that to Undyne's 7. Fighting you goes against every grain of his being, he only feels compelled to fulfill his obligation to the people as king.
>>126373607
I've seen this image used in like every thread, what?
>>126373737
Filename
When you save an image, you get a unique filename. Nobody else gets it.
>>126373563
Also, once you winspare flowey
>>126373725
Doesn't Toriel have the same stats or am I remembering wrong? Also what helps is that while Asgore really is that strong, he holds back
Stats in Undertale are pretty bupkis outside of yours
>>126373704
Gaster isn't exactly the prettiest monster.
When your face melts, freezes into a weird smile and then cracks, I think looking anything but creepy would be tough.
>>126373702
Alright, think I'm getting it.
Thanks.
Chara is cute!
people need to stop dropping all these fucking meme's when they write fiction. you know sans probably doesn't even like ketchup that much? he downed a whole bottle as commitment to a prank one time, this is your guys fault.
>>126373714
Mad dummy couldn't even remember mild dummy's name, that's sort of an unlikely pair
I want the batter to go in the underground and kill everything.
Nabbed it
>>126373369
Can't wait, read the last part earlier andSans finally got a name I'm so happy
>>126373853
Toriel's attack stat is 6 or 8
>>126373938
Why would the Batter kill everything in the Underground, though? It's not like it needs to be purified of corruption and cancer allegories.
>Have a dream there's a /utg/ meetup
>Go to it
>See a bunch of people there
>See some people hanging off to the side so I decide to go bother one of them
>Its this kind of nice thin guy
>Ask him if he's alright
>He tells me he's waiting for a certain person
>Ask him who it is
>"uh, w-well... you know that floweyanon? i-its them!"
>Ask him if hes that guy with the crush on floweyanon
>He blushes like crazy and asks if its weird
>Tell him its not weird and he should tell the anon how he feels
>Tell him I'm gonna check out the rest of this place
>Recognize some other anons
>See a guy in REALLY fucking good OF cosplay
>He turns to me and black spoiler text appears on his screen
>Hey, Anon, recognize me?
>Oh my god its fucking OF-kun
>Ask him how the fuck he afforded all this shit
>Its pretty easy when everyone's given you their SOUL.
>Okay OF-kun have fun babe
>Leave to go bother some other people
>MSpaintanon is literally a buff dude that painted himself green
>A little later not sure why but I'm stuck in a room with six Charaposters and they all have fucking knives
>They keep asking me if I'm a good partner
>Oh jesus fucking christ
>BIG BOYS DON'T CRY, ANON
>I think I got stabbed
>Wake up
What the fuck
>>126373949
>>126373986
Good enough
>>126366740
I love you too pumpkin
>>126374046
Only person i think he would kill would be flowey, and sans would be aware of his LV and may try to kill him too.
>>126373793
Is this a ruse?
>>126374325
He wants you to kill, don't give in to him
>>126374325Nope, Flowey hints at how to get the True Pacifist end if you spare him.
>>126374381
Oh, it worked out alright.
>>126374054
WAIT WHAT holy shit I can't believe I was in some anon's dream
this kind of made my day a little betterI really hope flowey anon shows up tomorrow but he probably won't, I think I saw him say he was working on christmas
>>126371542
>>126371586
And sweet, it actually happened.
>>126362329
What should he be fed?
>>126374381
Yeah. He's far from innocent but I reckoned the best punishment was to let him live. He wanted death so much, it was only fitting.
>>126374550
I would center not killing him around your own integrity rather than punishing him but whatever
Fuck I just noticed I've been typing Sans' dialogue without all lowercase this entire time. Fucking kill me. Should I switch it now?
>>126374542
McDonalds.
>>126374654
Edit it, anon. It's literally 5 minutes and it'll look better.
>>126374654
Depends. Maybe you can interpret it that he starts after getting depressed and lazy
If it's the Sans we know and love, switch it right now
My streak of Undertale dreams has ended.
I spent literally 3 hours dreaming that I was upset that someone was taking up three parking spots in front of a mall
I think I called Asriel to complain over the phone so maybe that counts
>>126374654
Yes, make a meta-plot twist about that.
>>126374668
Requesting fat/inflation asriel
>>126374735
I want Undertale dreems tooI want to dream that I cuddle the fuck out of and gently make out with asriel
I hope I formatted that right
>>126374436
I bet he'll be here soon, Anon.Do we even know if Floweyanon or OF-kun are boys??
>>126373465
I don't really see why people think the tweet confirms Asgore killed all six himself. It says that none made it past Asgore, so all it confirms is that he killed at least one of them.
>>126374958
Undyne is bluffing, she's trying to phase you
r8 my headcanon guise
>>126374958
I have really silly and specific headcanons on who got killed by what because I feel it makes the world more geared towards Asgore's cause than Asgore himself
>>126375014
8/10 believable
How to get posts number in Clover?
>buy the game on steam sale for $8 after seeing all the hype
>start playing, flowey sends a direct message
>being destroying everything
>2 hours in and i've killed toriel, papyrus and undyne
>friend just tells me there are multiple endings
>mfw i have no mercy
>i didnt even talk to the dummy
>>126374958
Technically all 6 of them could've died on impact when they first fell in and the statement "no human has made it past Asgore" would be correct.
>>126356967
>tfw so little art of Frisk helping Chara become a better person
>>126356749I-I'll be your friend, anon...
>>126358476
Quit now, before your soul gets wosh
>>126375067
Same, I had the idea that the justice soul person was a 19th lawman of Irish descent with a cowboy hat, revolver and a beard, who fell into the Underground while chasing an outlaw through the wilderness. That was until I realized that Chara and Asriel lived while VHS tapes existed.
>>126374958
I dunno I like the idea that he killed them all and got tired of it and just wished another human never came down again so he wouldn't have to do it again
>>126375143
Well, you have a window in your room, that is for sure.
>>126375202
*19th century
>>126375164
The tweet was correcting "made it to Asgore" to "made it past Asgore" which means at least one kid got there. Otherwise you'd be right.
>>126374634
Integrity aside, I never killed any other monsters because they were innocent anyway.
Flowey is a killer. Out of anyone, he deserves it the most.
>Alphys somehow creates a new body for Chara out of magic
>extracts Chara's essence from Frisk and puts it in
>Chara has no soul of their own, which means they don't have the determination inherent to humanity
>spends the rest of their life as a shut-in shitposting on 4chan and playing MMOs
only the best remixes
THE BEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMJPrP1dcjU
>>126375363
All killing Flowey does though is justify his shitty kill or be killed world view. He's just going to come back when you reset anyways so its not like killing him actually does anything interesting(I mean I know he fakes that he was really dead in the next run but its not true)
>>126375363
Killing Flowey to me is more of proving his "kill or be killed" standpoint wrong.
>>126374731
Nah, this is before all that.
>>126374737
I think I'll just start it now. He just got his name so maybe that's why? Idk I'm just making excuses.
>>126375202
One of mine isPerseverance, the violet SOUL, got killed by Gerson who took his equipment for himself and became a lot more mellow, realizing Asgore was right and declaring himself no longer a hero akin to Solid Snake when prior he was probably just as hotblooded as Undyne
All I know is I feel if any human made it to Asgore at all, it would definitely be Justice
>>126375430
Hot
>>126375450
That's why I said I wouldn't kill him. He wants to die, so the only fitting punishment would be letting him live.
>>126374951
I don't think it's confirmed
>>126375525
Oh right, gotcha
>>126373780
Isn't it just the file number? Pretty sure it only changes depending on what post you save it from. Also, couldn't you change the name of a file, if you wanted to trick an internet detective into thinking you were some better known shitposter?
hey, to any of ya out there feeling sad today.make sure you SANS STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET!!!!
>>126375553
>internet detective
>click arrow next to post > archive > filename
>tfw you've read so much fan fiction you start getting confused about what actually happened in the backstory
>>126375497
But what if Justice killed himself with the last bullet in his gun after hearing about the monsters' tragic history, sparing Asgore from doing it himself, or Undyne alternatively; their things falling down into the garbage dump to be found by Catty and Bratty
>>126375548
WHAT IF THEY'RE GIRLS
holy shitwhatever i can still love OF-kun regardless of gender
>>126357273
Me too.
Please.
>>126375449
>tfw no SynthTale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obEiah6IGV4
>>126375651
It wasn't meant as derogative, just an easy to type explanation of the person. No need to get touchy about it.
>>126375675
Just as fair. Remember: Never made it passed Asgore. Doesn't mean Asgore killed them. Only confirmation we got on that is rip 6 times and I doubt Toby meant that any more as a joke. He should definitely be a lot more clear on that
Hell, his favorite ship is Sans
>>126375808
He also loves skeleton incest
>>126375675
Undyne has never seen a human before, so that's pretty much impossible.
Justice having killed themselves at Asgore seems to be a not uncommon fan theory, though I have to imagine Asgore killed some of the kids himself, given that he's depressed to the point of being suicidal by the time you get there.
>>126375808
Sans x Ketchup OTPfriskriel otp
>>126375905
>riel
which riel though?/ss/ or /y/ basically
>>126375881
Reminder that its said a long time has past between the 6th kid and Frisk falling down, and beyond that we have no idea how long the actual time frame for the soul harvesting actually was. Only that Chara was the first human to ever fall into the underground after thousands of years of isolation.
>>126375881
I imagine that Asgore has been able to avoid it until Frisk came along; each human that fell down made it further and further, Asgore sees the pattern and the horrible dread weighs on him heavily.
>>126375808
There was also the ''ok I love the MURDERER" "that's the ticket'' part
>>126376018
Friskriel is a ship name for Frisk/Asriel
>>126376018/y/
>>126376085
It could just as easily be FriskXToriel
>>126376071
>what is a joke
I still don't understand why people are treating that whole exchange as gospel.
>>126376071
Yeah, but that's because bullying goatdad is the national pastime. It's like issues with Gaster or Chara's nonexistent characters
Anything said outside of the game should be taken with a grain of salt
>>126376018
Either is fine ~_~
>>126376137
>>126376189
It would be most deliciously tragic if Asgore is a murder virgin and is BREAKING UP INSIIIIDE as he fights you
>>126376137
I think people are desperate for more backstory since so much of it is unexplored within the game and Toby's been so tight lipped about everything that they'll read super deep into anything he says.
>>126354331
I can't stop now either.
You are evil man.Thank you
>>126376292
I think Asgore killed a few of them but I don't think it really makes sense for all 6 humans to make it to him considering how often Frisk gets attack and that's when the whole anti-human stuff has already died around a ton.
Also the he found all 6 of them on walks just seems unlikely and overly convenient.
I want to look into Edgegoat's black sclerae
>>126354331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE
>>126376085
>>126376116
gayI can roll with it still but /ss/ is my fucking jam.
>>126376228
That's the spirit.
>>126354331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8ikdbG7HQY
>>126376135
Yeah but no one uses it for that. It's just a known thing. Lurking might help.
>>126376395
Well, the game implies that he goes around on walks a lot
If anything, it's overly convenient that Asgore happens to just be chilling in New Home for the entire game
>>126376071
>>126375808
There's also that Lost Soul dialogue when you stare at Asgore, and the fact that 'humans' is a plural, means more than one.
>>126376294
Or maybe the Asgorefags need to get over the fact that Asgore killed 6 kids and that it's OK to like a child murderer in the end
>>126376536
To be fair, Alphys is monitoring you the entire time and probably told him you were coming, so he waited there hoping he wouldn't have to kill you himself, being the coward that he is.
Reminder that toby fox looks and is a huge fucking nerd
>>126376538
Fucking thank you
>>126376528
Then what are we supposed to use to refer to frisk and toriel then. You can't just make a shoddy ship name like that and then expect people to know precisely what you're talking about.
>>126376619
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>126376715
He looks like a twig
and he's nerdier than anything to a fault
>>126376619
>[...]looks [...] is a huge fucking nerdYOU RUDE LITTLE SNIPE
>>126376538
To be honest my biggest grip is just treating out of game stuff as canon, the sans being too lazy thing to ever get in a relationship is also annoying when people see it as canon just because Toby made a joke about it on twitter once.
Don't we have another thread up right now?
>>126376816
I mean it does fit his character well
>toriel plush off the official merch store when
>>126376715
You just use Frisk x Toriel then because it's not popular enough to demand a ship name. It's not 2013 anymore.
>>126376827
don't you want to hit the bumpity limity
>>126377014
we hit it 8 posts ago anon
>>126376619
A game dev is a huge nerd
How shocking
>>126377014
We already did.
How many fucking hits does it take to kill Sans? This is insane.
>>126376949
There's an official merch store? Where?
WHERE IS NEW BREAD
>>126377045
toby is a super nerd
most game devs either aren't nerds are this big
jeez anon you're pretty smart, have you ever thought of becoming an hero?
>>126377138
Just the one.
>tfw everyone waits for another to make a new thread
sans intensifies
>>126377138
It only takes one hit to kill him, anon. He has 1 hp and is the weakest character in the game.
inb4 three anons make a new general at the same time again
>>126376970
>You just use Frisk x Toriel then because it's not popular enough to demand a ship name.
wot
You can't be serious, it still is popular, it just isn't pushed as much.I'm a huge fan of it but I rarely post it here cuz most of it's lewd so I mainly stick to cute goatmoms.
>>126377151
Two people will make a thread at the same time, don't worry.
>>126377281
>two
someone is optimistic
>Literally every Toriel on Shamchat just wants to talk to Sans
w h y
>>126377143
On Fangamer you clueless tard
>>126377138
you have to use the 'FIGHT' option 23 times before his 'special attack'
>nobody's made a new thread
...
Alright guys, let's be reasonable. First person to reply to me, make a new thread. Everyone else leave it be. Check back here before you post it, just to be certain as well.
>>126377326
to be fair they could have some good friendly banter
but they're probably all just soriel faggots
>all these complains about the lack of a new thread
>they don't make a new thread
you are all fucking faggots
>>126377257
Look man, on /utg/ Friskriel means Frisk x Asriel, that's all there is to it. It's an in-board thing or a meme or whatever you want to call it, but that's what 99% of people mean when they use that term on here. Like I said, lurk moar. It's not an insult, I am telling you to lurk so that you learn how the thread works before posting complaining it doesn't mean something else.
>>126377425
Okay, i will lose my innocence i think
>>126377301
I still have faith in this world.
>>126377452
>>126377401
then make one so we can have two of them instead of complaining.
>>126377326
I didn't even think people did Toriel there
>>126377512
>>126377425
alright you shits, there we have it, wait for it. DON'T FUCK IT UP YOU GUYS I SWEAR
>>126377452
It's a Mexican standoff kind of situation we've got here.
No one wants to make a thread, because if they do, someone else might, too.
Then we have 4 threads up at once and no one is happy.
>>126377452
>decide to make a new thread
>six other anons decide the same
>we all get yelled at by dickholes that don't make threads about making too many threads
Whaddya want for nothin', rubber biscuit?
>>126377512
You are the chosen one.
>>126377518
And I'm telling you that is not the case. I've used and seen it used to refer to frisk and toriel.
>>126377257
I hardly see any art or discussion of it. Most of it seems to be by shota fetishists since I've yet to see any art of older Frisk x Toriel.
>>126361320
No, he's not.
>>126362858
epic tumblr meme my man, simply 100 FUKKEN epic /b/ro
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