Not friday edition
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STOCK FESTIVES BTFO
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>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
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:t
It's tuesday you bitch
Stock strangifier when?
post your cutest anime pics
thanks
hmmm
reposting for new thread
what should my third cosmetic be?
Are sellings hats for money still a thing? Or should I be trying to get keys.
P.s. How much do keys paypal for now?
Damn, I was just making one. You should probably include the IRC link next time.
Posting cutest mercenary.
>>126235092
ew why did you save this
>>126235146
>tfw made a thread before this one but didn't link it in the last one fast enough
>>126235215
tf2g belongs to anime
Do festivizers work with pistols
>>126235215
Gravel pit is my favorite map
Scout is my favorite class
Demo jump maps are dumb
>>126235297
>You should probably include the IRC link next time.
nah not supporting the cancer that fags up the threads go make your own tf2g on tumblr or some shit for irc
>>126235215
>>126235297
fuck off shuckle theres a reason we dont include the irc link its so shitters like you dont join it
>>126235384
Yes.
post strongmen
>drought will never play med for my team
>>126235215
>>126235427
How does it look
>>126235431
Those eyebrows are what make her so cute.
>>126235402
the irc is more on topic than this dead general lmafo
>>126235431
What's this obsession with Mugi when Ritsu is easily the best girl?
>>126235554
me as nagisa
>>126235402
>>126235408
I don't even go to the IRC unless it's to look for someone. From what I've seen it looks like a good time and it's usually on-topic.
>>126235575
>dead general
why doesn't the irc revive this general
>>126235537
really good desu
>>126235384
Yes.
>>126235589
Shit taste, I suppose.
>>126235605
shut the fuck up shuckle jesus christ this is a Non-mental degenerate thread only
>>126235215
>>126235589
ritz is like, second best.
>>126235621
instant messaging is more comfortable than having to wait 90 seconds between posts
>>126235537
Right here buddy; >>126229602
>>126235659
Don't be rude Anonymous
>He sold his pyrocase for pennies
>>126235626
now show us with a computer built in the last decade please
>>126235650
thanks
>>126235431
Who is this shithead so I can bully them if I ever find them in a server
Why are all the skins boring stock weapons?
>>126235663
>second
Uhhhh
>>126235874
Because fuck you, that's why.
>>126235784
i built my computer this year ):
>>126235874
>boring stock weapons?
as in they look boring or their mechanics are boring?
>>126235917
With eyebrow like that, I have to agree with him.
>>126235215
>there will never be fists skins
>>126235215
Mai waifu.
cp_dustbowlis my favorite map.Fuck you, Reag. She's mine.
>>126235431
>>126236027
>i built my computer this year ):
dang, I'm sorry to hear that
>>126235589
>>126235663
You guys are silly. Everyone knows Yui is best girl.
>>126235215
>>126236203
>Spellbook
>No canteen
>No family business
>No warrior's spirit or
Do you even survival man?
>>126236254
>epic big chief
>epic
>>>/reddit/
>>126236191
>fist skins
they're called gloves you fucking idiot
>>126236254
Epic
>>126235917
just look at the statistics. mugi is pretty, smart, fluffy, rich, strong, white, and pretty much the best.
ritsu is only like 2 of those things. maybe.
>>126236027
A bit of both. There are some stocks I like, but I wanna slap Christmas lights on a kunai already.
>Gay anime gets deleted while everything else stays
Mods confirmed for fags.
>>126236191
Give it time. We thought there'd be no wrench/knife skins either, didn't we? Though if there's no australium variant I dunno if Valve will bother with skinning it.
>>126236327
chocolate is the key to survival, anon
>>126236161
i want to take your pants off
>>126236380
>>>/msg/
>>126236191
Apoco-fists, nigga.
>>126236354
what do you mean
>>126235431
>>126236470
No thanks, that place is a worse cesspit than this shithole.
>>126235431
I don't play this class
pony up, girls
>>126236501
it's on the most recent patch note
>>126235431
*ponies up*
>>126236669
how is it a nice meme though
:?
>>126236750
He's probably referring to Valve's incompetence, how the invulnerability shouldn't have lasted that long to begin with but Valve doesn't actually play their game.
>>126236557
nice maymay loadout :^0
go back to reddit
again
Wait what? No new festives this year? Just the option to add lights to shitty skins? This has been a terrible year for tf2.
i will not send you dick pics
>>126236750
I'm a bit surprised they're actually leaving the phlog after there have been so many complaints, but not much else. And yeah what >>126236837
said.
I use soldier to beat phlogs anyways so whatever.
>>126236909
maybe youll want to later
>>126236858
shut the FUCK
>The pyro invul was intentional
>>126236858
Yep. Merry Christmas.
>Having problems with phlog pyros
Nigga just fucking walk away. Just fucking put stickies around them. Just fucking shoot them from a distance nigga
>>126237092
>nigga
i am white
>>126236838
How is my Heavy a leddit
It's almost like having a Golden Wrench of my own
If you squint it just looks kinda rusted
Or dirty, since that's chemically impossible
>>126237148
cracker then
>>126235431
>>126237092
What if you're in a tighter area where retreat means you don't have a clear view of the pyro?
http://strawpoll.me/6343274
>>126237134
>evading the link filter
get banned nerd
>>126237267
I don't even know why that was put in first place.
>>126237214
>read the file name as "imbued with an autism power"
I almost feel like giving steam my phone number.
Having to wait three days is fucking retarded.
>>126237396
>not "imbued with autumn power"
>>126237092
How much do you reduce market price to get normie money price?
GABEN CAN WE HAVE NEW WEAPONS PLS. pls.
>>126237092
I mean he is not that hard to deal with, though it's not a good idea to not punish pyro for activating the mmph anywhere he wants without punishment.
If anyone actually needs tips.
>Medic runs faster than pyro as long as he's not backpedaling
>scout outruns him anytime
>soldier can juggle pyro
>demo can charge away, spam pipes or put stickies around him as he mmphs, though you'll get 2 there at most, enough to make him go flying, though.
>Other pyro with airblast can just push him away
>Spy has dead ringer and spycicle which are more necesary than ever before
Heavy is pretty much the only one who has to straight up fight him and while the pyro deals a steam of 20 hp per particle, heavy deals like 30 per bullet at the range pyro has to be and has more health pool, so it's a 50/50, depending more on the tracking abilities of the heavy.
>>126237670
hello reddit
TF2 does NOT need more weapons, you cunt. Maybe more maps, but more weapons definitely not. Hell, there's a fuckton that are never used because they simply aren't viable. Fix the weapons we have now, improve the mediocre maps, maybe add some new better maps, but adding more new weapons isn't the answer.
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)
>>126237871
only /v/tards and redditors want more weapons
>>126237670
yes
>>126237871
The only character who I want new weapons for is heavy. For his primary slot. Give him something even a little different.
>>126237776
>encouraging use of the dead ringer and spycicle
You gotta take the training wheels off at some point. Don't encourage people to use crutches.
>>126238104
here's an idear
it's a riot gear for heavy, replaces primary
gives damage resistance & knockback resistance & extra secondary ammo & immunity to one (1) headshot per life, like the old danger shield
train me
>>126237463
why so opposed to it?
>>126237776
>Not pulling GRU and btfo
festivizers are great
>>126238368
Valve's Shitty Smissmas Gift
>>126238335
Fuck Valve, I wanna put lights on my gold botkiller minigun.
>>126238368
anime
>>126238368
It's called Anime, Dad
>>126238368
I wanna put a grenade up my ass.
>>126238368
kid fuckr 420 :^)
>>126237776
These are all things that only work in ideal situations. You're never going to be 1v1ing the Phlog Pyro.
He taunts on the point? You're unable to get anywhere near it for a good ten seconds. He taunts around a corner? You have no way of preparing for it.
i wish the family business was a primary so i can have the sandvich as secondary
>>126238467
Nice
>>126238535
This exactly. Every time someone describes a counter to the Phlog, it's in a fantasy scenario where its just you and the pyro in an open field.
>>126238467
>Beefy Heavy and Sniper models have finally been finished
>>126238142
there are gonna be more pyros for the time being.
Having one of these is gonna be useful. I recommend getting good with the amby to compensate the temporal lack of knife.
>>126238246
Pyro can still get you, but will probably not deal as much damage at first. Not that he will be dealing more damage to you as minicrits are ignored.
and, of course, I don't recommend pulling the eviction notice out as you're gonna receive even more damage because of the damage vulnerability.
>>126238535
Well most maps are open, but in an enclosed map you can't juggle a pyro nor airblast him away that well, so it's true.
Your best bet is having a good sniper that will take 150 hp for you to take pyro out or kill pyro himself.
>>126238693
BAKA DESUUU~~~~ SENPAI!
>>126238693
my favorite is bleach, which I drink
>>126238697
Huh?
>>126238730
Or you can just not get caught like a good spy would, so you don't need TWO get out of jail free cards. And you should always be using the Ambassador anyways.
>>126238693
sucks
>>126238693
This fight reminds me of my dad! ALCOHOLISM DESTROYS FAMILIES!
>>126238693
I browse e621.net everyday
>>126238693
uguu~
>>126238693
NEW MISSION! I want you to blow up... THE OCEAN!
>>126238693
Is for pedophiles.
>>126237134
>deleted
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mY4FHyT80
>>126238880
pyros are a bit spastic. Some will be spraying and doing 360 turns.
But if you don't want to deal with the pyro you can avoid him entirely of course. It's best to take him out as soon as possible however, he might take out someone important like a medic.
>>126239062
heh
>>126239034
Whatever janitor we get around here really hates TF2 apparently. He must to not understand posting trades in a game where half the gameplay is trading.
>>126239152
>half the gameplay is trading
um
>>126239034
epic post my /v/ friend :)
>>126239152
>evades the link filter
>gets banned
>cries about the janitor not doing his job
lmaoooooooooo
>>126239210
It is for some people.
>>126239230
Backpack.tf isn't even link filtered.
>>126237214
What if it came in unusual (it doesn't) and the unusual effect was that people killed by it burst into leaves?
>>126239034
>>126239230
Every update we get these annoying /v/ children
>>126239230
lol at this cocksucker
>>126239152
>Janitor hates jewish antics
Pretty based desu senpai.
http://tf2r.com/k26z23n.html
>>126239062
Good work everyone
>>126239352
That would be a 10/10 unusual effect, desu. Almost worth putting up with the fact that the autumn skins are really ugly.
>>126239092
>better equipped teammates letting a pyro get close to a medic
>A medic not running away from danger
Spies are simply not meant to deal with pyros, because pyros are made as a hard counter. Even the spycicle, which is meant to help spies deal with pyros is just to give them an out for when they fuck up.
>>126239230
>deleting tf2 posts on tf2g
lmaoooooooooo
>>126239676
>intentionally and knowingly bypassing a link filter
>crying when you get banned
lmao
>>126239564
Scouts are the real hard counter to pyros.
A good spy will just shoot a pyro.
is junk really a spic
>>126239737
>>crying when you get banned
whos crying /v/ :?
>>126239802
you are
>>126239779
Meant to say scouts are the real hard counter to spies, fuck.
*cres*
What could go well with the hot heels?
>>126239894
i dunno i already sold two things so :D
>>126239937
hatless and skateboard
>tfw slowly becoming a Pyro main now that all the furries left
help
>>126239779
wait what?
>>126240018
backburner owns
>>126240081
wowowow man you cant post tf2 things on tf2 general man....... report u :)
>>126239779
>Scouts are the real hard counter to pyros.
as a scout main i disagree
yes pyros are easy to avoid but if you get caught you are fucking dead if the other pyro is good
you can't meatshot him twice before he combos u to death
>>126240018
You are a fucking furry
>>126240018
>being a closet furry
Just reveal yourself already, brony
>>126239323
>>126240081
haha
>getting so buttflustered you post your trade link again
>>126240280
it isnt even the same link my /v/ friend
>>126236429
excuse me
>>126240280
>/v/lebbitor doesn't even read the links
you aren't even trying anymore, son
>offtopic animeposting is still up
>tf2 trades get deleted
Janitors everybody.
>>126240018
Ayy, thanks valve. I have the strange festive shotgun I've always wanted now.
>>126240319
>>126240397
i assumed that guy would have saw the guy get banned for it and not do the same thing lmao
>>126240518
>damage control
ur dumb
>>126240446
tf2g belongs to anime
>>126240518
>>126240518
Why are newbies so fucking stupid
>>126235554
why was my cute anime pic deleted out of every other one?
>>126240462
videogames and i*
>>126240745
Not cute enough I guess.
>>126240782
you are not me
>>126238832
>>126235215
where aida pics
>>126240816
you are not i*
>>126240831
>hair
this is why i hate everyone
>>126240913
shut up
rate me
>>126240960
winglet/10
>>126240935
>expecting adult men not to have body hair
um?
>>126240935
People with testosterone have body hair.
>>126240960
lol racist XD/10
>>126241063
>expecting adult women to not have body hair
your logic is fucking flawless, hair is disgusting
>>126240831
Heavy's shoulders look like shit, otherwise pretty okay.
>>126240935
klinefelter's please leave
>>126241128
We're not all sunlight deprived trannies like you anon.
>>126241114
its not racist if its true
>>126241128
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone
>In men, testosterone plays a key role in the development of male reproductive tissues such as the testis and prostate as well as promoting secondary sexual characteristics such as increased muscle, bone mass, and the growth of body hair.
>and the growth of body hair.
>>126240935
Low test detected
Go back to /soc/ for your trap threads
>>126240935
bet you love shotas too you faggot
>>126241114
i'm sorry if you're black
>>126241128
Trimmed hair is nice on men and women.
>>126240946
shut ip*
do you guys think the cute tf2gs hates muslims
tfw my tf2gfu likes traps more than me
>>126235254
>>126235254
>>126235254
>>126235254
please respond
>>126241546
tfw ur tf2gfu traps better than u
>>126235254
discard flip flops
acquire tentacle feet
congratulations you have the perfect scout
i mean "more than he likes me"
MW and FT black dahlias look the fucking same.
auto-balance?
more like
auto-disconnect
>>126241629
thats similar to your loadout i dont wanna steal it
also that would only work on halloween mode
>>126240935
Female body hair is a lot finer than male body hair, it generally isn't going to be prominent.
Men have testosterone, especially beefy old dudes like the mercenaries, they're naturally going to have coarse and defined body hair. And that's a good thing.
>>126241128
Whats wrong with some body hair on women? You're not a fag who wants a barbie doll, right?
>Strange Killer Bee Scattergun (Factory New)
>$400
u g h
>>126241840
baseball benis is the only good scout hat
for 90% of the year you have the perfect minimalist loadout
for the other 10% you have fluorescent squid feet making distracting squishy noises and psyching your opponents out
its a winning strategy
>>126241546
tfw my tf2gfu is a trap
>>126242017
<sjiscat> why isn't half in the irc.........
i feed on your (You)s
not this time
>>126242138
>>126242087
too busy being a busy man to sit around on irc and steam all day
>>126242087
does the irc hate muslims
>>126242228
bonk
>your favorite skin will never be strange
>>126242017
I guess I picked a good time to pick up this smg smg.
>>126242017
>Some of the best cosmetics are Halloween only
I wanna be the HHH all year round.
the only good scout skin is expensive as fuck
>>126242714
what skin is that anon?
>skins
How do you not play in dx8? This game runs like utter fucking shit. Honestly surprised how anyone can play sub 100 fps desu
>>126242789
killer bee
doubt it'll ever go below $50
>>126242594
delete this
>>126242829
i played in dx8 but it didnt help my frames any
>>126242829
when matchmaking comes out valve will remove dx8 compatibility
>>126242829
>This game runs like utter fucking shit
it doesnt for me
>>126242939
im gonna be mad if they dont give you an option to disable all the useless bloat theyve added over the years
We finally have the strange festives we always wanted. Thanks Valve.
>>126243002
you can make the game run fine without dx8
>>126243250
i like skins over unusual particles
ESSENTIAL NON-STOCK WEAPONS
>mad milk
>winger
>atomizer
>basher
>gunboats
>disc. action
>escape plan
>backburner
>detonator
>backscratcher
>Jag
>gunslinger
>Crossbow
>kritz
>ubersaw
>amputator
>bazaar bargain
did I cover everything?
do you like me
>>126243250
what's your secret
you deleted me
>>126243334
let me fix it
ESSENTIAL NON-STOCK WEAPONS
>gunboats
>escape plan
>winger
>kritzkreig
>ubersaw
there
>>126243346
if i tell you it won't be a secret any more
hey half you play any tf2 lately
>>126243334
Is this essential because they're more fun/serve a unique purpose, or just what you consider objectively better than stock?
>>126243339
i do
Definition of meme map
Maps where are almost 1 dimensional and anyone can get a kill with no skill
Goldrush, Dustbowl, 2Fort, Harvest,Hightower
Thought /tf2g/?
>>126243436
please tell me
>>126243501
why
im boring
>>126243436
i was including 'pub fun' weapons but this list is much more concise
>>126243498
it's "weapons that are worth using"
>>126243585
add Goldrush and Junction
