Christmas edition
>GAMES
Slablands: https://www.mediafire.com/?hjytvc9d0i2ivdk
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The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
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History of /slabg/
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>Variable reference and style FAQ
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Previously: >>125500056
Husbandos
Tree girls
>>126229481
Life has killed the dream we dreamed.
>>126229481
Putting magical lights on them
>>126229481
Putting my dick between their tits
>>126229579
Pretty much
>>126229223
Cute little kitten girls
Dogboys make the best husbands because they're loyal, right? I mean, this is pretty indisputable so it's more a rhetorical question, but still.
>>126229481
What kind of trees
>>126230104
The biggest kind.
>>126230249
Redwood giantess? Sounds great to me. Noting this down.
>>126230373
No, all of the extra size is just added to her tits.
Finding a poorly written romance book that implies you and Demon Lord Menhit were secretly lovers and paints a Romeo and Juliet style relationship between the two of you.
Actually fuck it, no one else take that idea I'm calling dibs.
>>126230373
Honestly giantess are retarded and unfuckable. Size difference is fine, that big of one is just dumb.
>>126230913
You don't think big enough.
Girl that kills you after she takes your virginity
>>126227440
You need a certain strength or a certain agility or int (both were in the doc, not sure what they went with). In the first case, after you select all the other options, you can confront her and piss her off enough to leave. Next time she shows up, you'll have a talk with her that can lead to sex. If you have high enough strength instead, she'll come onto you for your big muscles and be open to sex after a fight.
>>126230863
> His blade slowly slid into the widening gash throbbing with blood in his chest.
> They held each other in their glittering crystal like clear eyes, lovers finally out of their bloodhaz,e for the one last time.
> Then their lips locked and the Champion triggered the runes at the base of the castle.
> The wave of magic spread outward from the crumbling castle, cursing the cruel world for not understanding their love.
In the dedication page.
> Dedicated to my mom who helped me write this.
>>126230863
>>126235926
That sounds pretty funny.
>>126235992
Yeah, >>126235926 is really going above and beyond. I was just going to have lustful glances until at the climax of the story (when you have the 1-on-1 with him) you finally make out but you still know you gotta kill each other, but that anon's better at it.
>>126229996
They're pretty great.
>>126229223
>Slablands/CoC General
Smh
>>126229223
>>GAMES
Can we remove this from the next OP? Or at least the S? Please?
It's a general for Slablands and nothing else. This bit is an artifact from when it was also for Argos and RIP, and it's time to lay it to rest like those dead games.
Girl whose family has had a pond for generations.
You can fish in the pond.
You can get on a boat and have her as your guide.
You two can just talk about stuff while your fishing.
>>126243589
Does she have a sister with a giant afro?
>>126244024
Maybe?
>>126244106
Sorry, sounded like you were making a reference to a character.
>>126244379
Cuz I was.
It doesn't have to be a 1 to 1 conversion of them complete with the same family members though, is what I'm saying.
>>126236435
Cute girls that know EXACTLY what they're doing & what it'll get them is particularly great.Especially when that's their goal.
Wizard trying out spells to make him look more attractive, until you tell him he was cute all along.
>>126251119
Fuck, this just reminded me of Tohru and Trainboy again and now I'm pissed off.
THEY WERE PERFECTLY FINE TO BEGIN WITH, LET ME ROMANCE FAT BOYS AND NERDS YOU PIECES OF SHIT STOP GIVING THEM MAKEOVERS.
>>126251119
He's gone through all these teeth whitening and hair straightening and pore erasing potions and only has one left to try. Just as he's getting ready to chug it you tell him how you really feel and he slams the potion down on the table with a thunk, so overjoyed that he can't control himself. As you embrace curiosity gets the best of you and you ask him what the last potion did.A few seconds after he mumbles something about dick enlarging he's choking on the spout of the potion bottle as you shove it down his throat.
Or I guess male PCs could just steal it for themselves.
>>126251691
>potions
I feel you missed a key word there.
>>126254970
spells and potions are the same thing.
trust me, I read HP (Harry Potter for you non-fans).
>>126229579
whore detected
Smacking the soul right out of some wannabe gods body.
>>126257751
Can I fuck the soul outta him instead?
Asking for a friend, not me. I'm definitely not a succubus. Just clarifying.
>>126257793
I'm to assume your friend is a succubus
>>126257835
We are both NOT succubi. I'll have you know we do wholesome things together. We eat Kellog's brand cereal.
>>126257871
>Kelloggs
My apologies. No succubus would be caught dead eating that brand of wholegrain.
Not sure how you'd do it without being a succubus or some kind of spiritual feeding entity. But if you have the capabilities somehow, I suppose...
>>126258442
excellent
>>126258652
This thing
>>126262461
hot right?
Secret martial art moves
Losing at pachinko
ambos
awooooo girls
>>126258652
That is just terrifying
>>126258652
How erotic.
Fucking and impregnating a girl so hard that her mother also gets knocked up.
Sales sales sales
Cumming inside spread legs on dangerous days
Monstergirls that understand their purpose in life is to birth you offspring and bear your children and will gladly do so for you
Starting you own magic casino and using it to bang hot girls in debt.
>>126276467
Yeah. That mouth's sure got a mouth on him.
>>126273940
losing your virginity is a scary process, but the SexMouth™ is here to make it as painless as humanly possible. Let him take care of you.
>72 degrees
>on Christmas Day
Fuck this shitty ass Winter.
Petite ogre girl who is short compared to the rest of her race, but compared to humans she's about the same height as a man.
>desktop is 90% dressup game pictures
I'm ready to admit I have a problem.
Big pumpkin tits
Shapeshifting Mistress of Darkness.
>>126229223
I wanna bang that santa catgirl
>>126285741
Blame El Nino. Mexico strikes again.
>>126288425
>She still talks with Mako's voice.
>>126288425
wants the dick
>>126285936
It's okay. Plenty of people have problems with organization. A new folder or two will help clear that right up.
>>126288425
She just wants to hurl you into the future where she can see to your every need & give you all her focus.
>>126294701
More like she wants to hurl you into the future where she can watch you constantly, intermittently taking on a smaller form and pretending to be another person so she can sneak into your heart and gain your trust before finally betraying you by destroying a way back to the past, revealing her true form and cackling as she teleports away. Probably after you've fucked a few times even.
>>126295357
Eventually you catch on that it's always her, but play along anyway.
Even she figures out you know eventually, but keeps it up because she is absolutely terrible at expressing her feelings for real and this is the only way to get close to you.
Being the little Rudolph for a Santa girl
>>126301182
I wanna ride her like a sleigh.
>>126286009
It's too late for pumpkins
>>126306872
Maybe next year.
>>126306872
it's never too late for boobs
>>126306872
>no pumpkin pies on christmas
filthy savage
is there a non-pedo version yet
Loli Christmas.
>>126311305
That's more like it.
Reminder that you will never wake up on christmas to find a cute awoo curled up under your tree.
>>126316042
I can dream.
This game needs a 'Sell All' function.
>>126316042
WOLFGIRL
IMPRISONING ME
>>126319129
This is true.
Respond to the previous post with improved ideas, present a mediocre idea of you own.
> Rat girl who spreads the rumor that she is foul tempered and ugly to avoid marriage
>>126322924
I posted one before and nobody replied.
Human kingdom at war with bugs.
Really big bugs.
>>126323294
This isn't starship troopers, anon.
>>126288425
when's my samurai husbando?
>>126294520
I actually already have a dressup folder.
Really it's the quiz pictures taking up space but I don't want to delete them for irrational reasons.
Girls who have no idea how anything romantic or sexual works.
>>126325964
I mean look at this shit
LOOK AT IT
>>126323005
You mean this? >>126206031
Giant Panda Lady refuses marry anyone because she is last daughter of the emperor, and won't marry anyone without ability to achieve Hegemony within Slablands.
now do mine
>>126322924
>>126326294
Ratgirl's scared of marriage because she doesn't want to get stuck with twenty kids and never have time for anything else but you and your harem help her out
An air girl is curious about mortal life.
>>126326738
Air girl gives you the greatest, most literal blowjobs ever.
Top girl who spins.
>>126326114
Too adorable.
Having a doll husbando to dress up.
Even better, being able to carve a clay doll into the perfect husbando and do magic bullshit to make him sentient/living/whatevs.
But that's way to much shit to write to ever feasibly be a project unless it was a bunch of people writing it. And then you'd have to make sure tone was consistent and a whole mess of stuff.
>>126326127
Brown background is the trashiest of all. Like a paper bag.
>>126331021
It's just this with a battery level and time sentence positioned around it.
>>126331204
Trash.
>>126331346
You're telling me you don't want to be fingered by him?
Weirdo.
>>126331204
Very interesting.
>>126331567
Eh, not really. It's just the least offensive to my eyes so I've stuck with it longest. Before that it was Rorona and before that it was Matt+Pat. I'm sure I'll get rid of it soon enough and trade out for something more topical.
>>126326127
>saving anything to the desktop
>>126332132
>saber's face when surprise anal, no lube
Ever since I saw that comment that pops into my head when I see that.Well that and the doujins where she gets turned into a cockslut. Those aren't bad at all.
An abomination created by the wave of energies that erupted at the climax of your battle with Menhit.
Multiple bodies and souls twisted and merged together against their will. Souls of soldiers and innocents forced into a single unrecognizable mass.
For 200 years the souls have been in agony, unable to be at rest and unable to properly control the physical abomination they've been unwillingly doomed to reside inside of.
The unrest of the souls within it has made this creature hostile towards anything that comes close to it. People see it as nothing but a soulless beast, but in truth it's something that just has too many souls for it to control itself.
The one thing the souls have in common is their memories of you. Of your abilities to do anything. To make right anything that was wrong. Once defeated in combat, the collective souls seem to recognize you. The memories come flooding back. It weeps.
It presents it's most vulnerable part of its body towards you. It's a cry for the sweet mercy of death. A cry for this 200 year long nightmare to finally end.
monsterboy version of this plant
>>126332624Terrible, terrible taste you have there.
>>126336062Okay.
>>126326937
Top Tsukumogami spirit animated by faeries who abandoned her. She causes mayhem because it's the only thing she knows.
> Angel-Fairy hybrid with split personality which respectively comes out during day or night.
>>126336804
It's actually an angel and a fairy who's pretending to be the angel, playing a trick on you.
>>126338019
follow the rules
> improve ideas
> post your mediocre one
>>126338631
I don't have anything to post, I'm sorry.
>Lazy girl who doesn't do anything, even forgets to breathe
I think they more than "trust" your brother, dude, if they're looking at him like that.
>>126229223
> CoC
Call of Cthulhu?
>>126341209
Don't be silly.
We're the Clash of Clans general.
Giving this to Menhit right before you start fighting him.
>>126342983
W-we do get to keep Menhit right?
>>126345323
I, too, would like to have a big domestic thing with Menhit as the stay at home husband with holding hands and instinctive kisses on the cheek because it's become second nature to embrace each other and be affectionate.
But I don't know. Someone would have to be willing to write it. And it would probably be mid-end game content (or at least that's what makes sense to me).
>>126345323
>>126345863
Availability would somewhat depend on what you did with him in the intro.
>>126346378Doesn't every choice lead to his death anyway? You could probably bring him back regardless if it was you who killed him or Mu through necromancy (or other shenanigans).
>>126332132
I do it all the time but I have my desktop hidden
>there's always a character made to be yandere for an free indie horror game
>finally break down and download it in the hopes that they're yandere in-game and not just a fandom thing
god help them if this dude isn't yandere in game. I will cry.
>>126347216
No, Mu kinda super-obliterated Menhit.
>>126349718
You came back. It's not like someone else couldn't.
I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
>>126350096
It's rained for the past 3 days and I already made that joke @ myself this morning.
>not liking loli
>>126326127
your wallpaper is ugly
>>126326114
I watched this anime and I don't remember that part.
Duck girls
Build walls
Xmas Awoo
Make slabandia great again
How's Christmas Eve for you guys? I'm spending it with my drunk and smelly father.
>>126311305
What a great Christmas.
>>126361419
Work
>>126236435
>>126359624
I support this awoooo
>>126306872
Lies
>>126354450
Maybe it was a dvd special or something? Iunno.
>>126354450
Then you might wanna rewatch. Episode nine.
>>126367720
Show just aired its last episode four or five days ago so nah.
Senpai on the streets
Kawaii in the sheets
Loli sword girl
>>126286009
gone
>>126370379
Not bad at all.
>>126359624
I want to fuck a wolfboy for Christmas, but we can't always get what we want.
>>126370379
Top tier
>>126285906
Poor girl
>>126376283
It's not all bad.
Makes it easier to kiss and do all sorts of other things with her that larger girls can't do as easily.
>>126285741
It makes me rage
>>126379607
Not unheard of.
There was a Christmas that was up in the 90's or something in Kansas once.
In the 1800's
>>126282843
pls no
>>126383242
>who
>>126245889
You're a virgin
>>126276467
ewwwwwwwwww
>>126387145
>>126387145
>Anon says they like when a girl is playfully seductive.
>Must be a virgin.
Got brain damage?
Helping a detective husbando deal with some badguys in a tower
>>126263339
No.
wise fwom yow gwave
Turning tender kisses into bites
>>126264716
Creating a martial art as an excuse to lewd girls
>>126395420
I'm just imagining a lewd version of the guy that yelled out his moves from Jackie Chan Adventures now.
>Farmer plants seed in fertile field!
And similar.
>>126236435lewd
>>126394028
Turning bites into tender meals.
>>126229481
Big maple tits
>>126403573
Canadian pls
Muscle girls.
>>126407110
In girly clothes.
In very feminine lingerie.
And all of it makes her feel shy about showing her body that way.
Fairy girls.
>>126410437
That makes me wonder, how would we classify fairies of varying sizes?
girl that destroys planets
With how warm it is, those girls in sexy santakinis would have actual appropriate weather to running around them.
Or at least can run around in them without freezing their tits off.
Genie girl that just wants to grant your wishes.
>>126414069
Does she get jealous if i wish for a girl?
>>126407110
Just call her Oni-Chan
>>126414886
I wouldn't mind if she bludgeoned me with that.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2221008
Sento Claus is coming to town.
This thread looks like one or two people talking to themselves for a lot of posts.
That said, how much can I fuck things that move in Slablands, consent varying? That's all I care about
>>126416589
The wiki should have a list of encounters. Might be missing a few.
Girl made of gold.
>>126415897
That's not bad but I prefer the double.
>>126417771
Polishing and buffing her gold body to make it smooth and shiny.
>>126418149
S'all good man.
Sword in the stone.
You can't pull the sword out of the stone, no matter how hard you try.
So instead you just pick the stone up with the sword still in it.
Now you've got a giant hammer.
>lots of leggings, bacon wrapped chestnuts, and listening in on serious drama
what a good Christmas Eve.
Hiring an ice elemental girl to fix a ruined, balmy Christmas with some snow.
>>126423553
Having her flake out and leave, leaving you with a crummy Christmas.
>>126423706
Christmas is the time for happy ideas. No room for bitter people.
Merry Christmas from Central timezone.
>>126427020
My central buddy.
>>126427020
Merry Christmas to you too. Now if only I didn't have to get up in 6 hours to fix a turkey.
You lot have a good day tomorrow/today.
>>126423706
Save Christas by tracking her back to her domain, drag her back and fucking her into providing snow for the entire continent.Have her send a letter asking if you can do this again soon
>>126427020
>central
>>126348347
disgusted
>>126429614
Thinking a little bit more about it, the only thing worthwhile was the fact that I got the best ending first try.
Other than that, disgusted. He wasn't yandere. Not even close.
Doing a back flip during sex.
>refound that romance fic with google chrome (as the boyfriend, not that I booted up chrome just to find it)
oh man, that saying is right. If you love it, it WILL come back to you.
Kara is great.
>>126361419
Heard about how my uncle broke up with his girlfriend because they went to have sex, he couldn't climax, and apparently he had to throw a giant manchild fit about it because "muh masculinity". It was a speakerphone convo, I had to stay silent so as not to alert anyone that I was there, the whole nine yards.
Also accidentally taught my four year old sister how to be a dude-bro. She was playing some game, looked at me, and said "Look at this cake bro" in a tiny squeaky voice, I cried. I guess I shouldn't have made Prince Rapunzel sound like such a frat-douche when we played with dolls.
>>126361419
It could be worse. Thanks for asking.
demon girls
>>126419635
I support this.
>>126437187
You use this new "hammer" over and over again.
Eventually you come across some armored magitech golem so high in defense that your "hammer"s stone head breaks against the thing, finally revealing the blade.
This reveals the magic gem on the tip of the sword, unleashing it's true power.
It forms a block of magical energy at the very tip of the sword, being so magically dense that it can't be broken.
So your hammer is now a magic hammer
>>126435318
Can you be more specific? Demon lolis? Demon MILFs? Demon lolis that want to be made into MILFs? Demon christmas cake that wants to be desired? Demon girls that just want tobe friends?
>>126420097
ewwwwwwwwwwww
>>126438796
Not them, but christmas cake succubus that's latches onto you and is super desperate to get laid because she's somehow failed to have managed to have sex before now. She's so thirsty that her attempts to seduce you are downright silly and fail spectacularly.
>>126439098
Maybe it's because she's a nerd.
With big glasses and freckles.
>>126439146
And a fat nerd butt.
>>126439165
and a big sweater to hide her big titties
>>126439208
I'll take 10.
>>126439098
>>126439146
>>126439165
>>126439208
And her only experience with love or romance is from all the reading she does and she's read a lot of really bad romance novels.
A LOT of them.
>>126439686
Obviously part of why she fails so badly.
>>126414886
That look. She wants the club.
don't die
>>126418149
Mistletoe girl that's jealous that everyone kisses each other inside of her.
>>126442289
>Kissing inside of her
>inside of her
l-lewd
>>126415897
She must be cold
>>126433590
>little sister gets recorder
oh jesus christ no
It's 71 outside right now. That's actually pretty nice.
Merry Christmas
>>126414189
You get her.
>>126444679
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomas
>>126414069
You wish that she becomes your sex slave waifu
>>126444626
71 in the winter 130 in the summer
we're so fucked
>>126413873
It's always appropriate
>>126439387
That is a lot of sweaters anon. Do you really need that many?
>>126439098
That's kind of cute actually.
>>126444679
Merry Christmas to you too brother.
>>126412753
Good question.
I bet elves did this
Getting trapped in a building with harpy terrorists and you don't have shoes
>>126405964
Burger pls
>>126458007
Sneaking around, neutralizing, & potentially fucking them.
>>126399583
lewdest
Grinch girl you show the magic of Christmas.
>>126396721
Loli who is gathering mystic talisman when
Can't wait for garudas, what would be the best first impression? Stumbling onto a friendly flock for the first time or 1-on-1 scaring some bird loser (for femPCs) / chilling with some bird loser (for malePCs)?
>>126464816
the final fantasy summon?
>>126395420
Genius
Shota PC setting up absurd traps in the castle to fight off /ss/ succubi
>steam
Oh no.
That's just perfect.
Exactly what I wanted to deal with for Christmas.
>>126469940
>say they're gonna hack PSN and xbox live again this year
>it was a cover for this
Not gonna lie, I'm impressed.
>>126469940
>>126470210
This is why I've never saved my payment methods on steam.
>>126469940
>>126470210
>>126470296
I just bought something like two hours ago but I've never saved my payment info to Steam. Will I be okay?
>>126389586
Those covers.
>>126471420
I'm surprised nobody saw or mentioned the connection with Die Hard and Christmas
>>126472638
Everyone knows die hard is the best christmas movie.
>>126373667
We can go flatter
メリー・クリスマス~
皆様、お元気ですか?
I come with a couple announcements. We'll start with the good one first. I'm here to announce that I'm working on a big expansion for the harpy thieves right now, focused on Renata, their de-facto leader after Gifri was taken out by the hero. It isn't just about them, though. An important piece of the puzzle are the kobolds, who happen to have the harpies' original gold stash. Fair warning before you read it. - the project, on top of being a first draft, isn't quite finished yet, currently only covering the mob portion. I'm linking this to show that yes, I can back up what I'm saying, and that I'm not just promising big things I'll never do. Rest assured that I fully intend to tackle the npc recruitment as well.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YqwiqUaKQjBurWfjD75Pa8x1FrCy_TAATKfO4UBfj-8/edit#
Now for the bad news! While I still have plans for a multitude of hubs in both Physis and Cronus, along with a couple others for Hyperion, at the moment, I intend to take a break from them. To be perfectly frank, one reason is that Slablands has way too little content for the existing areas, especially the hubs that I wrote. I'll be working on the lore for the areas (like the Wohlstand Empire lore), but don't expect to see any docs for these places for a long while.
The harpy thief expansion itself is part of a greater project to expand the Hyperion mountains, and the Fortress, with more content. I'm planning on tackling places sequentially, starting with the fortress and mountains, then moving on to Beorg and the Forest, etc, with a potential slight detour to the docks before moving on to Firma.
>tfw card details saved on steam
its already too late for me isnt it
do i use this as an excuse to order a crate of dragon dildos
>>126386248
Are you??
>>126478014
>Furshit
How about no?
>>126478057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31dsolM10ng
Who who who who
>>126481709
I REALLY WANNA KNOW
>>126476264
>big expansion for the harpy thieves
just the news I needed to hear after an awkward christmas dinner.
>>126474565
True but I went for a cutie I had on hand.
>>126367325
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddddd
Santa lobster
