The Batter Boss Fight When? Edition
Previous Thread: >>126163043
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Goatdad is the only goat for lewd
http://pastebin.com/MJtVsH1r
Reposting McAsriel because OP asked.
And to the anon in the last thread, yeah, I'm drinking coke too, but would you ever let Asriel drink that shit? Hell no.
nth fordrinking coffeewith your goat
Do you think MTT would be upset if people found out he's a ghost?
Third for nothing
Are any ghost drawfags taking requests?
Anyone got a link to the personality quiz that a lot of people on here used a while back?
I need it for scientific reasons.
>>126177686
I'm working on something else but I could write it down for later (as long as it's not something I don't do...)
>>126177674
Probably, I mean he does try to keep it a secret and even acts like he isn't close to Blooky so no one will suspect anything.
http://strawpoll.me/6336640
Please vote so I can stop bothering people with this
>>126177686
You got me the one day I decide to wake up early.
What would you like?
poopy
>>126177843dooby
>>126177767
Mad Dummy ghost yelling at them saying "you're thinking impure thoughts!!" happstablook is imagining something slightly lewd with him and Blooky while Blooky is imganing them getting married.
>>126177667
>but would you ever let Asriel drink that shit
Fair enough.Now continue that damn fic.
>>126177838
who????
>>126177907
Omg...that's cute
I'll draw it later :3
How do I become more degenerate??
postlewdedgegoat
>>126177838
Shit-- retract that, something just came up.
I feel like I fill all the requests anyway, let another ghost take it up.
>>126177838
If either of you want to do this>>126177907
I just finished Ori and the Blind Forest last night. Why the fuck is there no crossover art?
Ori is so adorable, it fits in perfectly with monsters.
>Just had a dream where Chara was talking to me while I was walking down the street
>Also dream of Toriel trying to save someone's life
Well, I'm starting to have more and more Undertale dreams these days
>>126177953
Thanks.
>>126177974
Where can I subscribe to this magazine
>>126177974
Is Ice Cream lewd?
>>126178152
shh hey
you got addiction to that stuff arentcha
want some undertale
well
here you are
you dont know me, you didnt buy it
Would you accept a ghost blowjob from him?
>>126177520
>The Batter Boss Fight When?
only if he has a transformation into thebad batter
Also no way to mercy him
>>126178230
Nothing even conceivably unwholesome about an ice cream cone.
>>126177843
What was the original context of that reaction image? It is always funny.
>>126178381
I think it was just about touching butts, like Frisks' butt, or something.
>>126178345Frisk doesn't see anyone as their enemy, so the Bad Batter wouldn't appear
also,
>filename
>>126177667
Got a good kek out of this, 8/10 for Mr Rogers.
>>126177667
you're gonna continue this, right?asking for a friend
>>126178737
Is that friend called Dick by any chance?
>>126178478
toriel pegging fetish fanfic when ?
>>126178737
You can't be friends with yourself anon, it doesn't count.
>>126178792
Theres already one in the write bin (though its just a different story with the name Toriel thrown in it)
>>126178230
Is a delicious and healthy footlong sub lewd?
>>126178737
Writing the continuation now.
>>126178870
not too sure about the "healthy" part, i mean just look at that grease coming off the end of it
>>126178940
that's low fat mayo anon.
>>126178737
>>126178904
Honest with you, never written smut like this before. Having a hard time not putting jokes everywhere.
reminder that you cant rule63EdgeGoat
>"Anon why do you keep playing with my ears? That look on your face... I don't think Jesus would like it."
>>126178991
I mean if you want to, jokes would be totally fine
>>126179004
Too bad theres like 4-5 pieces already.
>>126178991
Thats exactly what makes it better, dousing the sin with laughter.
>>126179004
reminder that you can't rule 63 Mettaton.
shit's literally impossible
>>126178313
I don't wanna turn into a ghostfucker
Don't do this to me anon
I didn't save that drawfag's thick frisk and chara from last night, does anybody have them?
>>126179004
>he wants to see a female asriel
>>126178078
Ori is so fucking boring.
>>126179004
Is that a challenge?
>>126179045
But they're soft
>>126177957
Expose yourself to things you think are "degenerate", and then take a step further each time. Soon enough, you'll be past the point of post-ironic enjoyment and find that no one you know can relate with the things you enjoy.
>Listening to Flowey sing I Can't Decide from Scissor Sisters
This is fucking beautiful
>>126179136
I do!
>>126179045
Remember that Jesus died for your sins, and if you don't sin he died for nothing.
>>126179241
I'm trying but it's really hard to enjoy even ironically.
>>126179102
I tried imagining that
Well
It's the same, and boobs don't look quite fitting to 'her'
>>126179220
do not nibble the goat
>>126179215
she's so perfect holy shit
>>126179220
"Anon I know how monster food works, you don't have to keep telling me it doesn't go all the way through, but I don't know what a "fun passage" is and I'm not sure what that has to do with it being clean."
>>126179321
That's an interesting twist, but other people still sin since no one is perfect so don't worry, it's covered.
>>126177974
No.
Post AsREAL
Reminder to never lewd shotegote
Reminder to never lewd Papyrus
Reminder to never lewd Blook
Reminder to never lewd Woshua
Reminder to never lewd Alphysbecause she's a disgusting fat weeb
Reminder to never lewd drawfags
Reminder to never lewd writefags
Reminder to never lewd Riddley Scott
Reminder to make this chart for Burgerpants, Mettaton, Edgegote and Flowey
>>126179431
I'd still kiss that goat
>>126179397
I have the other one saved too.
>>126179136
And Thick Frick
>>126179464
>Can still lewd Chara
I'm in the clear
>>126179464
>Reminder to never lewd shotegote
It's too late, Anon.
POST SEXY FIREMAN PLEASE
>>126179464
So you're requesting all that stuff except BPants, MTT, Asriel?
>>126179464
I have a feeling you're trying to get me to fill that chart out with Riddley Scott.
>>126179482
Pucker up.
>>126179414
what the fuck anon I don't talk about that
Okay so, you have a chance to forever be with your gote and love him and hug him and sin with him. Teen goat, Shota goat, Edge goat, doesent matter what your kink is.
However in turn, you constantly have to fend off, what is surely thousands of similarly goat obsessed people from kidnapping him, since you are too deluded to think noone will want to kill you and take the goat for himself.
Do you take on the challenge, of the ultimate goat protector and lover?
>>126179260
>>126179541
Thanks!
>>126179335
You sure about that, dear?
>>126179464
Asgore version when
>>126179175
If Asriel were a girl, you could fantasize about getting with Toriel and her daughter at the same time.
>>126179325
That's ok, that's natural. Just continue to search for things that you enjoy that's on the "borderline", and don't try to force yourself to enjoy things. You might grow to like them as your tastes change.
>>126179649
I'm a /k/ommando at heart
I will defend my goat with righteous fury and spill enough blood to repaint our vacation house
>>126179685
ew, no, why would i want that
>>126179649
Yes
Because I am an alleged cannibal living in a cabin in Wisconsin
>>126179321
Man, that one's good. I'm totally gonna use it sometime.
>>126179659
Hmm, still don't see it. Really odd for me no matter how much you try make mettaton more feminine it's just the same mettaton to me.,
>>126179649
Boвa, нe нaдo, пoжaлyйcтa!
>>126179754
Yeah, I'd rather have just Toriel as well.
what the fuck man i just wanted to see the goat go to mcdonalds, what kind of asriel faggotry are you trying to trap me in herei am mega mad at this boner
>>126179102
It's not impossible because nobody has done it, it's impossible because brain
Mettaton is a genderless robot.
>Papyrus: Hey sans the human send us candy
>Sans: it don't look like candy to me
>Papyrus: Sans you have to try this
>Sans: You don't look well papyrus you should stop
>Papyrus: don't tell me what to do! You want them all for you i know it! but you will get non fake brother
>papyrus pull out a shotgun and blow sans head offGOTTA GET A GRIP
>>126179557
Heh, did you forget his name? It's Heats Flamesman. Remember his name!
>>126180190
sure thing Steve
>>126180190
>>126179724
I dunno, I'd really like to enjoy the content but there's something missing.
>All these votes for other
Fuck. Whatever. I'll just draw something out of the blue then
What is your favorite characters favoriteDoctor?
like honestly when i went to mcdonalds with a pack animal i didn't ecpect to be ordering goat buns on my extra spicy pickle sandwhich
Alphys vore when
>>126180190
*Yes
>>126180403
This one
>>126179887
You knew what you were doing, dont you play coy with me.
>>126180302
CHUB
PLS
>>126180534
You know that might work in a lot of cases but going to fucking McDonalds isn't one of them imo.
Post mom
http://pastebin.com/u/notimpressedwiththat -Chara/Sans dubcon, kinda guro
I usually can't get past the first paragraph of most fic but I'm really into this one. Any more like it?
>>126177667
>a Royale with Cheese
What do they call a Big Mac?
>>126180534
honest to goodness, i'm used to fluff fics that stay fluff, i've been trying my best not to anger the chris hanson gods honest
>>126180620
sure thing friend.
http://pastebin.com/VRcLwwg5
Asriel Goes to McDonalds - The Conclusion
Never written dirty shit like this before, I need to be woshed.
>>126180638
a biggf diuck
>>126180620
I'll post mom and dad
>>126180626
>chara/sans
So, what are you guys going to eat at Christmas/ dinner at Christmas Eve?
I'm going to eat some deliciousbleached soap
>>126180681
>http://pastebin.com/VRcLwwg5
>your cock falls out like a water sausage that fell over from exhaustion
What voices do you give to each character?
I give papyrus the Voice of Skeletor,
Mettaton the voice of the SF UR Dj: https://youtu.be/N04mX-Zyr1U
And Monster kid the voice of Farnsworth's clone (futurama).
Pic unrelated
>>126180796
Oh jesus I forgot I left that in
holy fuck
bwaha
I can't believe I am fucking gay for Grillby.
>>126180618
I dunno anon, i recall that i was a sinful little monkey back when i was a kid. I touched booby for the first time in one of those giant tube playthings they have at McDonalds.
And when i meet that girl these days we joke about it.She is oblivious of how much i want to touch her booby again... but shes a married woman.
>>126180620
itty bitty baby
itty bitty goat
>>126180837
>says literally 2 words
>does nothing but tend a barHe's pretty hot though.
>>126180667
More mom
>>126180902
I don't believe it
>>126180835
clicking quick before you get a chance to edit, if i had to boner for this i'm sure as hell going to get a few laughs out of it too
Fuck Doggo.
>>126180962
HABEEB IT
>>126180805
Recently I came up with the idea that Napstablook sounds like Strong Sad. Honestly most of Joel's voices are on-point though
>>126180998EMPTY HOUSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCA30u43ifg
>>126180681
Jesus that was actually hilarious, and I got a fap out of it, 10/10 dude.
>>126180772
rude
>>126181124
not him but it's almost as bad as Soriel
Lack of spider is disturbing
>>126180935
Some more mom
>>126180681
Fucking golden, the keks really completed the experience. You havent sinned in vain anon, 10/10.
>>126181075
Frisk being Strong Bad is also great.Gerson for King of Town
Alphys is What's-Her-Face
Asriel's paws
>>126181207
I don't care about soriel
>>126181223
Spider posting is necessary
>>126181238
last mom for now, works picking back up.
>>126180681
Why are you people making it so difficult to keep my love for the goat pure and chaste?
Screw you all.
>"Haha anon look, we're under a mistletoe!"
>"You know what that means~"
>>126181283
Smell awful
>>126181265
>Papyrus with Homestar's voice
Oh my god, it's too good
Reminder that the only acceptable shipping is crack shipping.Just kidding it's not acceptable but it's still the most entertaining.
>>126181101
>>126180970
>>126181253
Ah, thanks guys. I'm probably gonna rest now, but I'd be up to write any stupid shit you want later.
>>126180681
>character/reader
It's garbage.
>>126181429
IT MEANS SOMEONE GETS A MISTLETOE SHOVED DOWN THEIR URETHRA
>>126180281
Everyone has tastes! If it's not for you, it's not for you. The point of degenerate tastes is that they're so abhorrently uncommon that most people have no reason to like them. If you want to become a degenerate, give it time. Your tastes will change after long enough.
>>126181445
agreed
>>126181207
I don't think anyone genuinely ships Chara and Sans unless they're mentally ill because the basis of the relationship is genuine love-hate based on the Genocide that isn't healthy
Sans is the only good OTP, but shipping is dumb anyway
>>126181443
>Homestar Papyrus
Fuck, I can see it now
>>126181429
>>126181436
that's kinda hot
>>126181452
sleep well, sweet prince
>>126181265
>Alphys is What's-Her-face
>not the ugly one
>"I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOYYYY"
>ARROWED!
>>126181464
I agree completely, it's a hot pile of dog shit.But it's also what a lot of people in these threads like.Funny how that works?
>>126180681
>Asriel and anon make a lewd tour of fast food places round the contry
Roadtrips never sounded more enticing.But to be fair, KFC is better than McDonalds.
>>126181445
More girls = more good
Therefore
All girls = most good
>>126181505
>that pic
holy fuck unf
>>126181436
id take what i could get, i don't smell that great all the time either
>>126181452
Nighty night you pervert.
>>126181634
?
>>126181504
But I want to enjoy things.
>>126181478
>not figging Asriel
That's how you show em.
>>126181576
It just means that some people here have pathetically low standards. All character/reader fics are terrible.
>>126181506
I don't ship them romantically, I ship them killing each other.
Post Protopyrus
I dreamed someone asked me to my face to be my friend and now I'm crushed. Nobody'll ever do that.
I don't even have online friends anymore. I'm starting to feel like it's too late for me.
I've built a wall around myself, I couldn't let anyone through even if I wanted to.
>>126181592
and popeye's is a better KFC, what's your point?
>>126177974
but why does toriel even have a copy of said lewd magazine...?
>>126181417
I'm sorry for having done this to you, anon. You should at least be happy I didn't take the salad-tossing ballpit prompt.
>>126181543
>>126181682
noit
>>126181464
>>126181576
>>126181729
Eh, it was just what people were talking about last thread.
>>126181761
Do you want to be friends anon? What sort of things to do enjoy doing?
>>126181750
Papyru is a dirty slut
>>126180626
what.. the fuck.. did i just read
>>126181729
>>126181576
>Not even getting a good kek out of it
Its like you cant even have fun or something.
>>126181798
Asriel was on the cover, the magazine sent him a copy so that he could keep it on hand. toriel found it in the mail and wants an explanation.
>jasonafex's Undertail comic is just s poor man's Burning Curiosity with worse writing
It hurts.
>>126181750
fabulous
>>126181908
I did get a good kek. Don't assume things about me.
>>126182002
>gaster
>>126181729
Not really for the sake of arguing, but why?
What makes them terrible? You are aware that they arent supposed to be masterpieces hung in a gallery?
I mean, none of them are actually long to begin with so some story or anything similar cant grow from them, they are supposed to be "fast and quick enjoyment". Which is fitting, considering that fast food is the topic.
>>126182043
>Not glorious PaperPenis
>>126181975
>implying it's not even worse than that
>>126182092
I meant the filename
>>126182043
Yes, gaster is in fact put there to be misleading. Glad you picked up on it.
>>126182043i use this filenameto make people think it would be gasterand then paperrus appears and they get confused
>>126181506
Mentally ill here. I ship Chara/Sans on a sadistic level as well; maybe the same way people ship Batman and the Joker? Sans to Chara in kind of a "guilty pleasure", and Chara to Sans because they want to break him down mentally, and are in love with his resilience.
>>126182152
Doesn't matter, keep posting Paraguay
Have you guys played Downwell? Toby tweeted about it, I assume it was made by a friend of his. I'm enjoying it so far, though I probably should've gotten the steam version rather than the phone one.
>>126182002
What is the shitty pap even from?
>>126181975
You know, im glad im not deep enough into this worship shit that i understand what you mean when you compare things i never heard of.
>>126181445
Can't spell /utg/ without /u/!
>>126182308
It's the prototype toby used for papyrus, people found it in the games files and now it's a joke I guess.
Post Christmas Flowey
>>126181429
Time to see whether I've conquered my gag reflex?
>>126182361
It's not even Undertale related. It was a bad post.
>>126182447
lewd
>>126181429
>>126182447
tonguefucking a sexy
>>126182308
Its a concept art of Papyrus
Hes a living meme now
>captcha was pasta/noodles
>>126181761
>blogposting
(You) deserve to be alone
>>126182445
That looks like during-Christmas Flowey though
Im literally swearing off McDonalds from this day onwards.
Just how many of you want to fuck the goat anyway?
>>126182589
It really says a lot about how much UT fans crave content that they make up lore for a character that doesn't reasonably exist.
>>126181693
>Bara Sans
No.
This may be specific, but is there a fic of undyne cucking alphys with papyrus?
>>126182735
Fine
>>126182656
Me.
>>126182731
Hes the secret genocide final boss
He absorbs the souls and becomes a satanic being with tentacles and overcooked spaghetti for hands
All he does is scream in pain
>>126182656
>>126182656
I kind of want the goat to fuck me
and as a top, it's worrying
>>126182757
NTR is a shit fetish anon. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>126182656
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>>126182656
If it's 100 people then that's 100 too many.
>>126182656
Me.
>>126182871
See my gif.
>>126182757
Eh, what the fuck, anon
No, there isn't, of course not. People loves Undyne/Alphys,sadly
>>126182891
So is male on male
Is there a collection of ghost drawfriend art somewhere? It's cute.
>>126181505
>>126181693
>>126182786
>Sansgore
'Scuse me, objectively better KingDings coming through
>>126182978
That has nothing to do with what I said you idiot.
>>126183020
>not enjoying both
>>126182857
who is green man
>>126183020YES
>>126182857
>>126181761
Take a step out into the unknown, anon. It'll hurt at first, but you'll grow more as a person for it. If you want friends, stop telling yourself you can't, and talk to people!
>>126182891
No Anon, scat is the shit fetish.
>>126182891
>utg
>shame
Haha, you're funny anon
>>126182940
I guess a plain up papyrus/undyne fic would do, the cucking part is more or less just for some laughs.
>>126183110
Haha
>>126183110
We're speaking of shit fetishes, aren't we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ORWS6_Sts
Your palms are sweaty
Knees week
>Arms are heavy
>Your journey is finally over
>Your pockets are filled with MOMS >SPAGHETTI
Why do these lyrics work so well, /utg/ ?
Also post any other good mashups of undertale sogs.
>Be dreaming
>Ordered an Echo Flower from Toby's Store
>It finally comes
>The box is way taller than I expected
>Ok whatever
>Bring it inside and cut it open
>There's literally a real flower in a jar thing inside (the jar kinda looked like the containers Asgore used for the souls)
>Read manual. First thing it says is to water it as soon as you take it out.
>Take it out of the jar and give it a cup of water
>It starts swaying a little and repeating what I say
>Neato!
>We're gonna skip a little bit but I bragged about it a lot on /utg/
>Put it on my nightstand next to my bed
>Tell it that I'm going to sleep.
>Instead of repeating everything it just says "ok-ay."
>That's weird, whatever, brush it off like a creepypasta protag and go to bed
>Wake up and check on it
>Now it has a fucking face and weird spindly blue gaster hands
>Look at the fucking manual about this what the fuck
>It turns to me and says "You, really. Talk a lot. While you sleep."
>Oh jesus what the fuck
>Flip out a little and ask it how its talking on its own
>It looks at me blankly and says "The person. You got me, from. Gave me the will, to live."
>Fucking Toby
>Whatever, I'm broing it up with this flower now
>Get it to play videogames with me for a while
>It tells me that I have work today
>Wait what?
>Wake the fuck up.
Holy shit.
>>126183139
But anon, Sans is forToriel. :^)
>>126183151
my niggaaaaa
>>126183139
There's a whole lot of Asgore to go around.
>>126183141(You), anon
>>126183168
Truly the worst of fetishes. Not the most nonsensical, just the worst.
>>126183154
Do not
>>126183201
There's one on the Pastebin of the OP, I think. Pretty small. Also, there's one in AO3 called "knots", about 300 words long
As far as I know, that's all
>>126183308
Well he is a king
>>126183303
>But anon, Sans is for Toriel. :^)
why not both
Post gaster pls
>>126183297
That's the shittiest creepypasta I've ever read
>>126183387
Asgore's been a very bad boy.
>Goat mom catching Frisk and Goatboy getting high
>>126183395
No gaster
only penicillin
>>126183395
What kind of Gaster?
Cutester? Dadster? Blobster? Spookster? Take your pick.
>>126183163
I dunno Anon, not that guy but when I started talking to the people in my college I just felt more alone.
Even alcohol didn't make them fun to be around, and it wasn't for my lack of trying.
>>126183395
>>126182527
I kind of want to just cuddle with his tongue down my throat
is that weird?
>>126183395
k
>>126183475
>goatmom catching you and goatboy 69ing
>>126183395
yes
>>126183548
I want to cuddle with Asriel's hug-pillow sized tongue!
>>126183297
It's dreams like this that give me the impression that anons post amateur fics as a "dream", but either way, this was pretty good, anon
>>126183548
The only weird thing is how much I like that idea
>>126183395
>>126183395
