Yvonne Jaqueline Strzechowski edition
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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3PwqBBZUaE
In this thread:
>killing quarians for fun
>krogan sl*ts
>BTs
>dag out
>"accidentally" choosing geth
>Liara best waifu
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liara best waifu
>>125911876
no anon,you'rebest waifu
>>125911713
>Strzechowski
a waifu fighting in the polish resistance movement?
Cute waifu!
uncharted_worlds.mp3
>>125912096
very!
>>125912025
lewd & uncalled for
>>125912095
well her parents are from poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmo6MRYf5g
thread theme for people who aren't jive ass turkeys
>>125912243
it's always called for when it's a qt like you
>>125912416
you can make the thread next time, The End is nowhere near
>>125912096
Cute /= best. No bully tho.
>>125911713
don't put /dag/ into the op or they end up here when they search for it in the catalog
>>125912568
nah i've made like the past 4 threads
>>125912605
you can use /d.ag/ safely
Post top 5 squadmates desu senpai
5. Kasumi
4. Javik
3. Legion
2. Wrex
1. Garrus
Javik and Wrex are the most based though
>>125912820
for combat?
1. Liara
2. Thane
3. Samara
4. Javik
5. Kasumi
>had lewd dreams about submissive femboi anon last night
This general is literally turning me gay, holy shit
>>125912423
i am NOT qt
New collage when?
>>125913106
you're right, you're not a qt, you're MY qt and i'll love you forever
>>125911713
>>Liara best waifu
based op
>>125913305
not enough OC and quality posts
>>125913621
quality posts don't belong in a collage, autism does. and there is never a shortage of autism around here
>>125913698
autism is my fetish, that's why i come here
>>125913698
then I meant autism posts
>>125913992
there's been even more autism and disturbing posts than normal though
Waifu butts!
>>125914227
>>125914096
nothing really new tho..
>>125914351
Grabbing youre're waifu by the butt cheeks and eating out her ass?
>>125914478
nahgrabbing her by her perfectly smooth, fleshy thighs and eating out her ass
>>125914478
>>125914351
>>125914227
inflating you're waifus ass with a bicycle pump?
>>125914478
does aria just sit on that couch all day?
>>125915030
the couch vibrates tbf
>>125915076
w-woah
>>125914806
Inflating it with N7 helium?
>>125914861
>dat bellybutton indent
Damn!
>>125915030
she has several personal sex "toys" to please her in a private room when she's bored
>have played all ME games on xbox 360 along with all DLC
>even played mass effect phone game
>own all mass effect books and the art of mass effect universe
>switch over to pc because console a shit
>ME trilogy for 20€ on Origin
>good price bruv, got em
>all essential story DLC's are over 60€ together
There is no god /meg/
>>125915679
just pirate all dlc's from 1 to 3
jesus christ morinth gets me so fucking rock hard
>>125916976
but she kills you
>>125917254
that's the best part
you get rock hard and you never stop
'cause you're dead
>>125917254
win-win situation
>>125912820
1. Liara
2. Zaeed
3. Miranda/Kaidan
4. Samara
5.Aria
>>125913305
It's been a long time, but I planned doing one for the next thread so I'll start tomorrow.
>>125913698
you got it right.
>>125914096
problem is I can't go back that far any more because the archive is dead and that alternative archive, firesomething, is always down.
>>125914861
>>125915319>that quick-fuck/piss zipper
>>125912416
ay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vlM1ekJ144
>no morinth lewdfics or lewdpics
>>125917254
But then you kill her.
krogan sluts?
>>125917958
thank goodness, since it always ends in/meg/'s regular state
>>125918184
>But then you kill her.
have talicancers actually played the game?
>>125918425
>doesn't know Yvonne is Miranda's facemodel and voice
>spouts bullshit about Morinth
>actually confessed his computer is too terrible to play ME3
>romances Tali and thinks he's a special snowflake and everyone should look up to him
well...
>>125918425
Ok, Samara, what a big deal. You can't even stop her.
>>125918945
You know me very well, why is this? Do you like me or what?
Kissing a cute waifu's soft lips?
>>125919490
>Ok, Samara, what a big deal. You can't even stop her.
Stop Samara from doing what? What the fuck are you talking about ?
>>125920036
From killing his daughter, wtf man?
>>125919490
no one likes you
>>125920273
it still doesn't look like you know what you're talking about
>>125920273
Her*
>>125920403
You meant nobody likes YOU? We all know it.
>>125920273
2 possible outcomes during Samara's loyalty mission:
1.Kill Samara, take Morinth
2.Kill Morinth, keep Samara (afterwards if you attempt to sexe Morinth on the normandy, game over)
>>125920403
>>125920679
I hate you both 2bh, please exchange your skype accounts and go circlejerk in private
>>125920829
this
and take /meg/'s '4chan turned me gay' submissive fuccbois with you
>>125912096
Ffffffug, those lips, mang. And those eyes. Stop being so pretty, waifu.
>>125920829
>>125921585
Sorry man, I'm inventory.
A BioWare game with hard choices?
>>125921862
what do you mean?
I hope we get a nice cute korean waifu in Andromeda
>>125922207
furniture, storage, part of the place, immovable,
>>125922289
I hope you die in your sleep
>>125922383
Why?
>>125922353
I still don't get it.
Sorry wg my sense of humour sucks.
>>125922445
For being a koreaboo
>>125922619
Korean girls are great though
>>125922705
Yeah and you should go kill yourself regardless
>>125922803
If you agree then what's the problem?
>>125922049
Inconceivabru.
>>125922289
I hope we'll be able to spend more time with the onboard medical doctor.
>>125923276
those are some gross looking feet
Does liara wear lipstick or did the designers just decide to turn her lips purple?
>>125923410
>did the designers just decide to turn her lips purple
nah her lips are just bruised from the sheer amount of cock she inhales on a daily basis
>>125923873
you can't inhale a cock
>>125923873
good banter
>>125923410
she had too much BT foam on her "archaeological" "expeditions"
>>125923921
maybe humans can't
>>125924189
poor banter, doesn't even make sense
is there a waifus celebrating your birthday/celebrating you're waifu's birthday list?
>>125923276
A korean doctor?
>>125923363
I'll cut you m8she wrinkles her toes, the soles automatically look like that then, try it yourself with your own treats
>>125925092
That's racist.
>page 9
>>125928191
>page 8
>>125915679
Use a VPN or just pirate
>>125929760
>page 1
>>125915679
I wonder if they will ever lower the price. Ever...
>>125930364
They would rather their products just be pirated.
My name is Knuckles, nigga.
Niggas call me Knuckles, straight up. Yeah, my real name is Clyde, man. Straight up and down man. Clyde Smith, nigga, I'm from the Wally Era, nigga. Straight up. And aaaall my big niggas know, all my niggas that did all that time?
They know how I get down.
When I come in, I come in. Straight up, P.O.'s, all those niggas, they salute me. They, listen man...straight up and down?
Five boroughs and all that?
I owns that, I owns that. And I'm a Staten Island, straight up. Niggas see that, niggas be like "Yo, let him thru".
That's a made nigga right there. And he gon punch you in the mouth if you say somethin' slick.
You see these shits right here? I'ma die with these on, dig? Yeah, that's right. And I'ma be up here in a minute, and I ain't going no where. And I'm usin' that phone, and I'ma have my little snacks and all that with me, and I dare a nigga to go in my locker, because yo!
I'm not playing wit ya'll niggas man.
I'm tellin, you, if you want something, ask me for it. And if I like you like that, I'ma hold you down. But if you think you gon try that Tom & Jerry shit on me, and have my fingers smashed on the ceiling?
Never, never duke.
I'm tellin' you, I'ma snatch you up there, I'm a snatch you out that little Iceberg t-shirt you got on and that little platinum, bullshit ass chain you got on. Straight up, and your haircut game is fucked up.
I'm too tired of niggas man, them niggas who do dat to a nigga. Straight up.
what do you think mass effect snacks are like?
>>125931461
bland but efficacious
>you will never be bullied by a human-hating alien for trying to hit on a girl in his species
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQfnj33-QU
>>125932351
one of the main points of snacks is to be tasty, so if they're bland then they aren't very efficacious
>>125934532
good point
i was thinking in terms of like, an MRE type of space food
>>125935150
yeah that's what i figured, snacks and meal rations aren't really similar at all though
>>125937674
only a dead turian is a good turian
sneaky waifus?
>>125943472
w-what are they up to?
>>125943721a surprise party for their favorite commander!
>>125944373
oh my! haven't you ruined the surprise now?
>>125944373Describe the party and the surprises.
LikelyCrispFritillarybutterfly
>>125946272
ah fuck
i'm out
>>125946272
a waifu breaking your heart?
>>125947615
my heart is made of stone and not easily breakable
>>125948867
>my heart is made of stone and not easily breakable
>>125948941
baited for this exact response
>>125948867
>>125948941
i don't get it, if people like this spend so much time on the internet shouldn't they know by now that wearing fedoras is just a meme?
>>125948982
I've gotten more responses out of you than you have out of me (prior to this post at least)
retiring to a mountain chalet with your waifu?
>>125947615
From how much she loves me, yes.
what's good my guys
>>125947615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piyN5sp9pGA
>>125950247
>d'angelo
based, haven't listened to his new album though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cL4leeORpY
>>125949620
For the summer months, with only a small entourage, perhaps 60-100 servants.
We expect to spend winter on the French Riviera, for her health of course.
waifus whispering naughtily in your ears?
>>125949620
to plan the invasion of the soviet union?
>>125950480
>haven't listened to his new album though
pretty much a super late entry for aoty 2014 2bh m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rejA6QRtrAI
my favourite cut
I want to be a space cop
waking up with a dripping wet alien gingey in your face?
>>125952051
what's it doing there?
>>125952051
Is it a familiar gingey or at least a familiar alien gril, or before this are we strangers to each other?
>>125952332
if you have an alium waifu, it's hers
if not, a stranger
>>125952315
that's for the gingey's owner to know and you to find out
>>125952396Anything up to just short of drowning would be lovely, either way.
>>125952846
>either way
VERY l*wd
>>125929775
>>125915926
Doesnt origin detect pirated dlc? If not where should i look for it? KAT?
my eye is bleeding, help
>>125955398
that's what you get for looking at femshep pics
Morning, meg. Are we finally done with shitposting?
>>125935707
>Shepard herself
>Herself
Stopped reading.
>>125946272
Dude. Not cool.
>>125950247
>>125951348
Jack doesn't look like, to me, the kind of person to be into that kind of music.
>>125958317
no lol
>>125958317
Jack also doesn't look like the type to subscribe to poetry magazines
>>125959172
Did you miss her snobby pretentiousness? She is exactly the kind of person to subscribe to poetry magazines.
>>125960000
good quads
>>125960000
I thought we were going by appearances
>>125960038
Thanks, I work out.
>>125960168
Alright. Her personality, then, makes me think that she would not be into soul and R'n'B.
>>125958317
>Jack doesn't look like, to me, the kind of person to be into that kind of music.
She probably isn't, but I am. And I post Jack cause she's muh wifi.
Jack is probably into shit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcvBMyy8a7c
Or like, Joy Division.
You never know though, maybe she has a soft spot for soulful harmonies, musicians with chops and singers with legit pipes.
>>125960718
Too fucking bland, not pretentious enough. No. Songs that I can see Jack being into
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knTvHRz_qnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tktpsst3SfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qQyUi4zfDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA
Just me.
>musicians with chops and singers with legit pipes.
Not enough pain and existentialism in those.
>>125961353
I dunno about this 2bh m8.
>Sleaford Mods
>bland
>singers with great voices
>incapable of conveying pain
>Jack
>listening to Lenny Kravitz
But she would definitely like Portishead and Radiohead.could have something to do with the former's Beth Gibbons and her wonderful singing voice, and the latter's talented musicianship as a group. far be it from me
go the fuck back to /mu/
>>125961868
>Sleaford Mods
>bland
That song was bland. One continuous looping reef and some limey shouting in a cockney accent would not interest her.
>singers with great voices
>incapable of conveying pain
She would not like a perfect, immaculate voice. A damaged, throaty voice singing out of key, preferably from the songwriter him/herself would be right up Jack's alley.
>Jack
>listening to Lenny Kravitz
You're missing the song's pretentiousness again, anon.
>spoiler
She'd hate Beth Gibbons for her cheer-squad perfect voice. But that would just be her not admitting how she envies it.Just like MirandaShe'd definitely love Radiohead, though.
since you're talking about music, where can I find the track list of the music from the personal cabin in ME 3 ?
>>125963842
Jill is so hot
>>125964175
Hotter as a brunette though.
>>125964464
I prefer the blonde version but can deal with both
>>125964175
the texturing on catwoman's suit is so much better though
>>125919943
moste kissable
>>125923276
>cute pink lace
W-wow...
>>125946272
Wasn't expecting that.
>>125949620
Wouldn't say 'no'.
>>125963842
Who is the one in the shield outfit?
>>125963912
Only Joker.
>>125967914
Only with the addition of a big city at the foothills bellow. Jack would get bored without social activities.
>>125964175
>zipped up
Goddamn, that's a full bosom. Also dem thick thighs and butt. And heels.
>>125968063
>Who is the one in the shield outfit?
Zoey from L4D, for some fucking reason. I assume it's originally Black Widow, looks like her suit,
>>125968156
>I assume it's originally Black Widow, looks like her suit
Has there been a recent marvel game I am unaware of? Or is it just an Avengers 2 movie tie in game?
>>125968080
succulente
>>125968238
Well, there's the Deadpool game, but I don't know if Widow's in that game.
>>125968241
fug, man
very succulente, very cute
>>125968451
Played Deadpool. I remember Rogue, Psylocke and Domino being in it. Also, that seen where Deadpool is hallucinating and finds himself in that harem, but I still don't remember Widow being there.
>>125946272
>>125968673
>Deadpool in the bathhouse
>can't even talk to Psylocke
You're dead to me, developers.
Waifus.
>>125969493
Megsevfus?
>>125969536
Damn, that booty of hers, man.
>>125946272
>>125969493
All the waifus.
Why is Jill so hot?
>>125968782
>grinning guy on the left
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>125970291
wish she had actually looked like that ingame. it would have been nice.
>>125970291
>>125971821
Almost looks like the artist used Yvonne as a reference.
>>125971821
>a Japanese company manages to make a uniform that looks both sexy and practical better than a Western company
How? Shouldn't it be the other way around? It's even unzipped without showing cleavage.
420 blaze it
>>125969493
>>125971297
Love this artist (?)
>>125974931
Filename.
>tfw no waifu's chest to nestle your head into as she strokes your hair and lulls you to sleep
>tfw having sex with youre're waifu and she calls you "daddy"
>>125974775
>>125977493
That means you're a pedo.
>>125977886
Who said that my waifu is a 14 year old and who said I have to like it?
>>125977493
>tfw no strong bf to call daddy even in nonsexual situations
>>125972784
because of the empty stare?
starting new collage now. either for next thread or the one after, depending if I'm there for the switch or not.
>>125978701
be sure to include lots of HETERO stuff
>>125978743
of course.
>>125978069
How old is your waifu then?
>>125980497
if not counting grunt, tali is younger than everyone in the trilogy
>>125980497
By the time of ME? 6-7 centuries old, give or take a couple of decades.
Khar'shan woodl luk leik theese iff ol hughmons were keeled
ded
>>125982989
Is there some kind of context for this?
>>125982989
>tfw you're a Morinth-mancer
>>125983131
yes, the original is the context.
>>125982989
nice work
>>125982962
>tfw you'll never launch a series of long rang missile strikes on batarian airbases.
>tfw you'll never see streaks of light and steam racing through the sky, orbital munitions zero in on fortified command centers.
>tfw you'll never strafe the strategic BTF reserve, and watch the tanks explode with crispy white foamy goodness.
>>125982989
>>125983601
Well played WG.
>>125983601
did you edit, wg?
>>125983601
Good work then
>>125983697
yes, I'm doing stuff for the collage.
>>125983690
w-what a waste...
>>125983690
or you could launch a raid and steal most of BTF reserves
>>125984078
waifus appreciating each other's virtues?
>>125984642
>tumble nose
>>125984314
>literally flooding the market with cheap BTF
>>125984642
What is that monstrosity on the right
>>125984702
>tfw dealing illegal BTF.
>tfw making insane amounts of money.
>tfw a local mob boss encroaches on your turf.
>He wants a cut of the profits.
>Gives you three days to consider.
>Suddenly there are dozens of burly thugs everywhere you look.
>Three days later you agree, you don't want them to hurt waifu and you'd rather keep your feet out of concrete.
>Still it rubs you the wrong way. You didn't eject from your fighter jet, crawl over an endless plain of hard foam and fought all those batarians just for some ass to steal the profits of your hard work.
>tfw you scrounge up a few crusted up credit chits, scrape of most of the foam from them.
>Not even close. Did you really spend all that cash already?
>Fuck.
>The trip to ultra-disneyland did cost a lot, and the gifts to waifu, and the security mechs.
>tfw next month you'll make lots of cash, the mechs were a one time expense. But how to pay the boss?
>An idea pops into your head. You shout at your friend Albuino to fetch some concentrated unfoamed foam.
>That liquid is extremely expensive. Exposed to air it'll foam the toes of several elcor no problem. And that's just a small spoon of the stuff, you've got a whole bottle.
>tfw you stay up all night with Albuino, carefully pouring the liquid in the cheapest pressure vessels you could find.
>The vessels bulge and creak as you fill them in the airlock of your ship. You wear spacesuits and it's hard and tiring work.
>finally you're finished. You seal the vessels and cycle the airlock.
>The bottles groan and strain against the pressure within.
>You grin under your opaque visor.
>The next day a turian thug comes up, asking for the money.
>You hand him the cash and the bottles of liquid BTF.
>For good luck. You say and smile as the turian eyes the bottle.
>Reading omni-news next morning.
>Foam night gone wrong. Tragedy on omega! Sl*ts buried!
>You chuckle. as images of an entire building caked meter thick in foam appears on your screen.
>>125986509
Tracer from Overwatch (it is literally written on that badge), that ass probably belongs to Widowmaker
>>125987857
We still don't like it.
>>125988052
>April Foa-
>>125988145
What is an overwatch
>>125988486
Pretty much.
>>125988490
Opposite of an underfeel.
>>125988490
It's an upcoming game by Blizzard and is most likely like TF2.
Do you live on the dark side of the moon?Are you the Russian Talifag?
>>125988052
>entire building caked meter thick in foam
>>125988692
No, I've just never been a fan of blizzard and have never really paid attention as a result
>I don't like asari
>I don't like asari
I just read a fanfiction where Shepard is an Indian or something with a 17 inch ponytail. When he dies he becomes Liara's "spirit guide"
>>125996081
>>125996081
>>125996081
Why
What is the weirdest fanfic you've read?
I can't really remember any notable ones that I've read.
>>125996861
>reading fanfics
>>125996294
>>125996436
>>125996486
https://fanfiction.net/s/9040642/7/
Skip to the paragraph starting with "The sound of ocean waves fills the sky along with the flesh clean smell of plants and sea water". It's fucking hilarious
>>125996861
>the weirdest
this one
>>125997416
thanks but no thanks
>>125997523
it's not really a fanfic, it's more like a mockery
>>125998163
>he doesn't enjoy a good spergfic
>>125978095
you can call me daddy any time anon
>>125998646
>>125978095
pls stop
>>125998423
I got more enjoyable methods to totally waste my time
>>125998381
most of the refugees aren't really refugees, but we're all human, amirite?
>>125998913
>>125998913
Whatever you say lad, I burst out laughing when I read it
>>125999328
>I'll just write some nonsense, that'll teach him
>>125999627
Watching Episode I instead, first time since I watched it in cinema back then, wish I wouldn't do it but I want to be up to date again.
>>125998752
say "stop, daddy" and i'll think about it
>>126001110
NOWTHIS IS PODRACING!
>>126002337
it's so fucking terrible, but jar-jar bings really takes the cake. I'm kind of relieved he only really shows up in Episode I and got basically written out of the rest except for shortly showing up as ambassador or something.
