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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>125816803
miqo'teboypussy
ceeg beeg
nth for Vjera.
>>125859713
4/4/3/1
I'm struggling to want to do more than roulettes and beast dailies every day but I try and fit a few A1 in.
>>125859947
strong agree
thread so ded tofu made it
>>125860067
xth for Vjera
>>125860124
Let's just go ahead and make the whole thread for Vjera.
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>125860056
what is beeg
>>125859713
11 but I expect to have like 13 after the roulette reset
>>125855347
Someone was autistic enough to show all the updates and content is still small. Which doesn't justify a sub fee.
>>125860230
I saw that too. Pretty interesting.
Hate how at the end it did the whole hugbox "It isn't THEIR fault the game has no content!" route though.
>>125860056
>
>>125860209
this
>>125860123
great meme lad
>>125860170
Let us begin this new Vjera general by discussing our favorite things about Vjera. I really like her mannerisms and the way she talks.
Guys why don't we already have a Sea of Clouds housing area?
>>125860491
You will get plenty of new housing areas once they add private plots to the mogstation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-mowD6J5M
Best music in the game or what?
>>125860649
I liked the songs in Pharos Sirius and The Praetorium.
>>125860181
Kind of silly that it's snowing in Ul'dah.
>>125860709
kinda silly pencil armed bitches are swinging around giant axes and swords too
>>125860427
I really like that too. Her "mhm"s and "Iunno" are really nice to hear and always make me smile. I also like to hear "good boy" from her. I love talking to her.
I also like how nice she is. People act like she's a big mean person but she's super sweet a lot of the time. She always knows just what to say to help someone feel better. Like me.
What's your favorite thing about Vjera, /vvg/?
I'm going to marry Alphinaud~!I keep shitposting this but I am actually head over heels in love with him. I wish I could marry him for real.
>>125860709
I agree, but it's really nice seeing Ul'dah blue. Instead of Really Orange or Black.
>>125860752
But the giant axes and swords are the perfect size for them. The weapons get scaled.
>>125860760
I've never seen her insult or act even a little mean to anyone that hadn't done something to deserve it. She's honestly the nicest most forgiving person I have ever met.
>>125860869
Calm down Krile.
>>125860649
Pharos Sirius hard has been one of my favorite tracks of this patch.
Still pretty sad that most of 1.0's music is scrapped. It had my favorite tracks in the game.
>>125861062
Krile is a paedo?
>>125861179
16 isn't pedo.
>>125861597
Shut up Sera.
>>125861628
I'm pretty offended you just called me that.
>>125861597
shut up ippiki
>>125860869
He's the standout best character of the entire story and every new update basically puts me in a hype-state of "What am I going to do with Alphinaud this time?"
Krile better be dropping all the Alphy facts she can through every update. I demand them.
>>125861769
>>125861951
Alphinaud is pretty much the only Scion that has had something resembling a character arc. He started out a smug arrogant little prick, then once he started the Braves he became a self righteous little prick, then afterwards he was Punished Alphinaud. Although I would've liked it if his fall from grace was a little rougher. Didn't even get to see him have a break down.
>>125862109
you totally misunderstood his character, he was never a smug prick, everything he did, he did for eorzea
and after it all failed he blamed himself, eventho it wasnt his fault
>>125862298
>you totally misunderstood his character,
He made an appointment referring to you as his manservant.
>>125859947
What about it?
this helmet is cute
>>125861976
It's 15 in Sweden but that doesn't make a 20-something adult hitting on a 15-year old creepy
>>125862109
He probably would have had a breakdown if it wasn't for Haurchefaunt, Tataru and the WoL. I think that's what makes the story so good. Even at his lowest point Alphinaud had people that believed in him and believed in going forwards.
Hell, you can see how deeply the journey he took in HW has affected him. The loss of two travelling companions and a good friend, he constantly thinks about and talks about the all. He didn't need the breakdown I don't think, he really wasn't mature enough for that. He needed the wake up call that would start him down the path where he could live up to those words he spoke to you in Mor Dhona, about how the WoL inspired him and how he wants to save the realm in whatever way he can.
He's dead set an amazing character and now post-HW story we get to see him get even more fleshed out and "humanized." He feels more like a close friend than any other character in a game I've spent time with. It's a credit to the writing.
>>125862339
that conceited little fuck
>>125860869
I'm going to marry Tataru~!
>>125862298
That guy is right, smug might not be the right word, but he was self-absorbed as fuck. He even tells you straight up that when he first came to Eorzea he was planning on leaving it to get fucked.
>>125862372
*but that doesn't make a 20-something adult hitting on a 15-year old not creepy
>>125862372
It's a very massive legal risk especially since you can't prove consent unless do some ridiculous shit like writing a contract.
Courts will always take the woman's word without that so you are mega fucked if she decides she doesn't like you.
It's also obviously pretty fucked up when you hit in someone that's like 7 years your junior.
>>125862372
ceeg confirmed for robbing the cradle.
>>125862491
unless you do some ridiculous shit*
hit on someone*
pardon my grammar
i want ceeg to make me her slave
This Xmas event is a bit underwhelming compared to last year's. No daily rewards, no Xmas tree huntin in the housing zones. No new wallpaper, or means of getting last year's wallpaper.
Which gathering jobs are good for a scrub? My highest level is 32.
>>125862727
Miner
>>125862635
>Those hero outfit cash grabs
Great, now all these kids walk around dressed like Minfilia thinking they are such a special little snowflake
Like the fucking Odin horse wasn't enough.
CRAFTING CAN EAT MY ENTIRE ASS
>>125862697
To be fair, they'd already just released one extremely involved long term grind in the new relic, they probably didn't want to stack it all on a bit too much too soon.
I'm kinda sad too, I actually really liked it. There was just something cool and communal about it.
>>125862345
{Do you need it?}
>>125862884
brb changing my name to Crafting
>>125861579
>same spot in 1.X
Still looking for a way to extend the cut-off point where it engages LoD/depth-of-field-to-hide-said-LoD.
>>125862109
Alphinaud was right. It's just that he was a smart person surrounded by idiots and morons and criminals.
You know it's like how America has gotten high jacked by libtards, Marxist, and sjw causing America to turn into a shithole.
>>125862947
>Alphinaud was right. It's just that he was a smart person surrounded by idiots and morons and criminals.
Shut up Alphinaud.
>>125862929
You offering?
>XIV has less people watching it on twitch than TES:O has.
Dead game.
>>125862931
That's not going to help me craft. I'd rather fistfuck a grenade filled with AIDS needles than keep doing this, but I need to bankroll my relic somehow.
>>125862993
Alphinaud did literally nothing wrong.
>>125862635
{No longer recruiting.}whats a ceeg beeg
>>125862798
>tfw got the minf outfit but only use the hair
>tfwmale character now
ill go back to female characters but i need a male break every once and a while.
>>125862947
Alphinaud's mistake was not recognising that he was still a relative newcomer to the scene cashing in on a lot of influence his family name got him more than anything.
When he encountered master schemers in Ul'dah he got well and truly outwitted at a game he wasn't even aware he was playing. He genuinely set out to do right, but hadn't even considered that someone would use him, important as he was with such powerful allies, as a mere pawn in some greater game.
>>125863002
{Internal Release} {inside} {rear}
>>125863054
MMOs have to be one of the most anti-streamable genres outside of checking out content in a new update.
>>125863054
that's it, he called it. let's go guys. time to play league of legends, everyone. we're done here.
>>125863195
I'm going to sleep now but I wouldn't mind indulging in you later.
Who are you?
>>125863169
And look at him at the end of HW. He didn't learn his lesson about shitters by letting that faggot Lolorito live.
So once again he didn't do anything wrong and he was justice. Just surrounded by jews and the ooga boogas.
>>125863247
WoW hasover 9000people watching it right now. XIV doesn't even have twitch whores.
>>125863275
>time to play league of legends
Lets slow down there
>>125863386
It's not like he has any control over whether Lolorito lives or not.
>>125863465
Only because of twitch whores and sodapoppin. Nobody is actually interested in watching others play WoW.
>>125863329
wouldn't you like to know
>>125863519
He does since he can get Rahnuban to just kill the little jew.
>>125863054
>twitch streams
>a good indicator of a game's popularity
when will this meme end
why the fuck would you watch someone else play an MMO? watch them grind and shit? what would the point be?
Do you think Rahnuban and the sultanna practice that little bit where she sits on his arm and they give speeches in the mirror?
>>125863563
Yeah, and that would be a great idea.
>>125863386
Lolorito is even better at "the game" than Teledeadji was in terms of making everything work in his favour. He pretty much gets off scot-free because he doesn't just give himself an out, but he makes sure that every single action he performs gives himself an out and multiple options along with it.
He keeps Nanamo in a coma and not dead because in all honesty it helps him backtrack if things go awry (and they did, and it worked for him).
He lets Ilberd hang loose, which seemed intentional because if Ilberd kills Raubahn all the better, and he can quietly off Nanamo in her sleep if need be. If Ilberd fails then he still has an alive but asleep Nanamo and Raubahn isn't going to go completely ham on him.
He might be a tiny bearded little buttwipe but no one plays the game like he does.
I think Alphinaud realises that and resolves to do his personal best as opposed to leading others to do the best at his dictation. He simply is outmatched when it comes to familiarity with the territory and experience at the fuckery involved.
>>125863549
Wow, what a tease.
At least tell me what race you play.
>>125863537
The majority of top WoW streams right now are actually dudes.WoW can make do with a bunch of hairy ass men while XIV can't even wrangle pity views with twitch whores.
>>125863640
>why the fuck would you watch someone else play an MMO?
Why the fuck would 8k people watch Minecraft? Normals eat twitch streams up. And no ones biting at XIV. It's dead as fuck.
>>125863658
Yeah, and they used to high-five when they got it down. Less so now.
>>125863743
Wait, I'm fucking retarded, you already said miqo'te.
God damn I need to sleep.If you are who I think you are, then I've been meaning to have some fun with you again.
>>125862381I'd rather have had him die instead of Haurchefant desu
>>125863834
red pls
>>125863708
Yea it would, because letting evil slide is like letting Obama have ISIS run free because muh 100 troops a month and guns are the problem not terrorism. If you don't squish the evil then they will continue to breed that evil to the next generation and that must not happen to have a just world.
>>125863723
All Alphinaud needs to do is throw a nuke at Lolorito and it's game over for the little jew.
>>125863868
They're grooming Alphinaud for something... and it may be even more heart-breaking when it resolves than when we lost ol' Haurchy.
>>125863886
Well it's true. They were gonna have a whole routine for it too where she dropped down from the sky, he caught her with one hand and the hooked her down up between his legs and behind himself to land on the other arm.
They're trying to adapt to the changes now but Raubahn's pretty stumped to be honest.
>>125864060
red
red pls
>>125864009
Villains like Lolorito inevitably forget their own code and overreach the exact moment they think they can get what they want. That's almost always the exact moment they fuck up themselves up and get their just desserts. No doubt we'll see that with Omega Weapon.
>>125864101
Well come on, they used to time it by making it all happen in the span of about ten seconds from start to finish but Raubahn can only count to five now.
>>125864060
>and it may be even more heart-breaking when it resolves than when we lost ol' Haurchy.
Do you think they're going to kill him off at some point? I really hope not.
I want to shitpost about Lessina and Berke.
>>125864238
I hope not too, I think he should actually attain his goal of "fixing" Eorzea in some measure, to be a unifying figure without necessarily being like his grandfather. Not as a sacrifice but as another great hero ushering in a new age through deeds and thought tempered by his journeys with his sister, the WoL and the Scions.
>>125864217
red pls
he's already dead
>>125864251
Give me the dirty goss anon.
>>125864251
I don't think you can get any less than Berke
I'm ready for next week's turn in at least.
>>125864217
That doesn't happen in real life. Just look at all the shit Obongo passed like Obongocare and the Omnibus Bill. People like Lolorito never get what they deserve.
>People talking about the story
This is great.But it'll probably change when the ebins wake up
>>125864369
I still think he needs to put a special harness on his stump so Nanamo can help him dual wield.
It's the least she can do after he was so faithful and she just slept around on him.
>>125864496
Well sure, but Lolorito is a "villain" cause that's his fictional designation and his role. People in real life you can call a villain for their deeds but their entire make-up as a person isn't "villain."
Fiction like this has a bit of a predestination to it. Real life is like putting your house keys in a bucket full of snakes and attaching a magnet to your penis to try to get it back out again. You know you're gonna have a bad time but just how bad is really up to the snakes.
>>125864614
Join in! I love lore-chat.
>>125864378
Their FC is shit.
>>125864458
You can.By going full Nyalo.
>>125864691
Oh I see like they're not really bad guys because the evil deeds they do is for their good. Like how Black Lives Matter are blaming cops for all the deaths of blacks even though it's been shown it was either justified or black on black crime.
>>125864840
Aw come on man I was gonna see how long I could drag this out but you upped the ante too soon.
>>125864691
>penis magnet
Are there any lore sites with the story summary? I already played through most of it but forgot half the shit that happened.
Ded gen: Ebin rising
What's on your agendas for this lovely Saturday?
Relics?
Memes?
Pvp?
>>125865006
I don't really know. I'm kind of a weird vacuum for lore, character and story so with little mental proddings here and there I can vomit out recaps without having to do too much checking.
I think it might be because I always debrief when I finish stories to try to collect it all together to work out how I felt about it in the end.
>>125864768
but it's going up the ranks
What does shitposting mean to you? Is it something you can't live without?
>>125865006
I found this: http://landofodd.net/ffxiv-arr-story-summary/
But there doesn't seem to be anything for Heavensward.
>>125865159
I'm glad someone besides me enjoys the story in the game. People always give me funny looks when I tell them I made an alt to go through it again.
>>125865175
It's still shit.
Daily reminder that Ippiki got so thirsty he went to JP servers and had to thrist after ozzies
>>125865378
he broke his own rules too, she's above the age of consent.
>>125865293
are you ever going to come to Tonberry and hang out with us, anon? We can shitpost adachi at each other because he isbest girl
please be my friend
>>125865273
What FF14 does super well is makes the game world feel lived in. As in, the place would continue if you vanished. There were problems when you arrived, there are problems that persist in spite of your involvement, and when you go people will still be doing their thing with their lives and all you did was provide space for them to have their own personal struggles and drama.
Even more so, it feels lived in for a long time. Archaeology is prevalent. People are going over old ruins to learn not just about super secret powers unlocked by potent mages or technofreaks, but also culture and history.
What do you think the future patches will have to offer for the story? Especially the next expansion?
Do you think we'll aid Ala Mhigo, explore the forgotten lands of Eorzea, or we'll visit unfamiliar places overseas this time?
There's also alot of unanswered questions I hope the future patches explain.
>>125865587
>Do you think we'll aid Ala Mhigo
I hope we aid it by cleansing the world of every last ala mhigger in existence.
>>125865587
There seems to be a lot of focus on Sharlayan lately, so I have been assuming that that is going to be the destination of the next expansion.
I don't think Ala Mhigo will happen for a while, since it'd definitely be a big counterstrike at the Empire, and that threat is on the backburner for now.
>>125865587
I'd really like to visit Sharlayan after hearing about it so much.
Something tells me the final boss of the next expansion will probably be Omega Weapon.
>>125865587
I'd like to think the writers have a big long term plan, and if they don't intend on going to some of those places as a main focus I would hope they at least tangentially keep them on our minds.
Particularly since I seriously doubt Ilberd and his remnant Crystal Braves are going to just vanish off the face of the world for a few expansions.
>>125865456
I'm already at Tonberry m8. No, he's the best boy not best girl you faggot.And no, I'd rather not be anyone's friend and keep wishing for Tonberry to burn into the ground.
>>125865625
Yeah, I fucking hate Ala Mhigans, too. They seem very rude and ungrateful, but I've come to thought it's Ala Mhigan nature or that what they have been through made them very bitter, but still.
At least there's still some nice Ala Mhigans around.
Fun fact: Minfilia is said to be Ala Mhigan? People assumed this because his departed father is a member of the Ala Mhigan resistance.
>>125865664
>>125865692
I was thinking Thavnair is going to be the next areasince F'Lhammin and Hoary Boulder took refuge there after the fiasco during 2.55but I really hope it to be Sharlayan as well.
Sharlayan interests me. It's like Ul'dah, but instead of money is the power, it's knowledge.Prepare for Sharlayan knowledge jews.
>>125865849
Exactly. There's lots of people I expect on returning, such as the Crystal Barves,Nidhogg, the WoD obviously, and the appearance of the Omega weapon. Lots of questions still unanswered, too. Like who the WoL is exactly, and what the echo really is.
I wonder if they'll actually cut the different story lines into pieces this time other than all in one quest line, like they said on an interview.
>>125865897
E.A. if this is you I will be your catwife if you please bully me more
>>125865587
I'm still holding high hopes for Doomtrain and Ala Mhigo.
>>125864768
I know my fc is shit anon, that isn't goss. Give me the dirty goss.
>>125866231
>Prepare for Sharlayan knowledge jews
That is literally the AST plotline, if you haven't done it yet.
>>125866537
Yup, I have. That's why it really reminds me of Ul'dah. And also for how stingy they are for knowledge.
>Some time traveling shit from FFXI
Da fug
Blizzard 2 for SMN. Is it not that great?
>>125866903
It's 707 mana so not really if you want to use it during A2/S. I guess it can't hurt during trash dungeons.
>>125866903
It's sometimes useful in PvP
garbage otherwise
>>125866801
There's something very interesting about the end of the event,the fact that Iroha can't travel back to Vana'diel. It seems like more things are coming soon, kind of like the FFXIII event (which both are related to dimension travelling).
>>125867068
>XI ends
>Yoshi just steals all the interesting characters from it and dumbs them down to his level.
>>125866903
Mana/damage ratio is beyond awful.
>>125867151
Pretty much fits MMO design these days. Fan service and nostalgia.
Let's discuss how much of an avatarfagging, autistic retard Moniushko is.
This random caps lock reminds me of Gonorrheia.Almost as if it's the same person
>>125867151
Lol, no. Iroha is just an event character.
We've seen some previous FF characters who are familiar, but they weren't actually them. Aside from Lightning, Shantotto, Gilgamesh and Iroha.
What do you guys think about more open world bosses? That actually drop things that aren't cosmetics and have actual mechanics?
>SE sends me a email claiming "new content" has been released.
>Send to spam folder.
>>125864614
what is it m8? are you not looking forward to quality content provided by bench bros? are you NOT looking forward to homosexual avatarfagging in response to "post roes", feces consumption erp fishing, and "people" who have each other on friend list complimenting their glamor and having one on one conversations in the thread instead of the game? wtf is wrong with you?
>>125867590
We already kind of have those, in the form of S rank hunt marks. Unless what you're saying is that you want more of them to be roaming around.
>>125867590
It'll be a great idea if it was executed properly and not a zergfest, unlike hunts. Boss FATEs are something but they're leveling content and that they reward only cosmetics.
It would also give the world some more activity. Seriously, this game has some nice zones but go untouched because everything relevant is instanced. I also hope for open world dungeons, too.
>>125866250
M8 I am N.L.
>>125867590
they will never be anything difficult or people won't be able to kill them with a bunch of dumb fucks running in trying to 'help' and fucking up mechanics. anything they tune it for will either get harder because there's too many people or easier because having extra people trivializes a mechanic or dps check.
world bosses are fucking stupid and anyone pining over them is a moron.
>duty starts
>at least one of the following jobs is present: WAR, SCH, DRG
>leave
I don't play with shitters.
>>125868179
post your job
>>125868179
Fuck off fotm machinist. Just go play bard already.
>>125868510
The only thing involving c@s I'd want to talk about would be how badly I would upset business at a c@ red light district via aggresive loitering and flippant pimp-dodging.
>>125868510
OK!
Good morning, /xivg/.
How's it going so far?
How's your relic coming?This Atma grind makes me want to commit Sudoku.
Also post Giraffes.
>>125868510
shutdown
>>125868997
i'm up to the atma grind, I don't know if I have the willpower to try get the beast tribe objects.
>>125868997
8 crystals into animated, I've been taking it easy and doing other stuff instead of grinding. At least I can level up summoner while doing it, which is very nice.
>>125869412
up to? that's like the first part
>>125869559
the part after you get the awakened weapon then.
>>125869412
>>125869551
I've been taking the atmas easy. I just need 4 crystals left. 2 from Clouds and 2 from forelands but it's dauntingly boring.
If the xp was better I'd level war to but eh.
I won't ever use this character, but I fucked around in editor for a little bit. How does this miqo-boi look?
>>125868997
used my zeta to skip DRG lance first phase and got it to i200
just got my NIN i170 and working on dungeons to get it to i200
and i know what you mean, it took me about 10 hours to get all my crystals for my daggers!
>>125869075
deltree /y C:\*.*
>>125869551
>>125869648
it will only take you roughly 45 days if you do all your beast tribe quests and roulettes, which isn't a small amount of time, but sidesteps the alex grind if you don't want to do it
>>125869720
kill it with fire before it breeds
>>125869871
Tell me more about this alex grind?
>>125869943
>>125869871
*crystal grind, i'm so sorry please forgive me
>>125869872
Don't worry it's already dead.
>>125870016
You have 6 zones and need 3 crystals from each zone. Each fate has a chance of rewarding you with one crystal.
It makes the HW zones forced to relevance again so there's that.
>>125868997
Healing as expected
IS SHIT ABOUT TO GET REAL
I spent $11 from steam wallet for a glamour.
Based neptune cards.
>>125870252
What is that from?
Is there new MSQ?
Anyone here sell meth?
I'm playing FF7 for the first time. How long until it becomes fun? Random encounters feel like punishment for exploring.
>>125870343
SCH quest.
>>125870506
Useful info for DRKs, ignore the part about Scourge being off GCD
Also figured out that waiting to apply Scourge after Power Slash without Grit instead of putting it up first in Grit is a DPS loss
>>125870249
>Expert as SMN
>Top DPS
>2-3 commends
>>125870506
Is this bait? Single-player RPGs always have random encounters.
>>125870818
you know that you could do those calculations in a couple of minutes without pen and paper right
besides, if you need someone to tell you that you're probably a very bad player
>>125871116
No it's not bait. Not all JRPGs have random encounters.
>>125871184
Oh, sorry for posting about the game in your MMO general, anon
>>125870818
Honestly DRK has an easy rotation, you drop salted plunge, scourge and go do your Soul Eater/Delirium combo, reapply scourge/salted earth when needed.
Ez.
Balmung is at it again.imgur com/ z6jxpklNunh Miqo'te with huge tits and the "Ayy lemme suck yo dick look."
>>125871320
Females can be Nunhs?
>>125871220
Most of them do.
>>125871320
>salted plunge, scourge
Is that ironic or have you been watching DF people?
MP and off GCD management are a big part of DRK and I just felt like sharing since it might not feel natural holding stuff like Plunge
>>125871376
It means she has a dick.
Females can not be nunhs.
>>125871319
didn't mean to attack your post, just saying that it's a pretty useless information as long as you are able to do elementary math and read tooltips
>>125871474
To be honest, it isn't hard to manage your mp and if you have a problem doing so you're doing it wrong.
It's a simple rotation where you can supplement other abilities like Pass when you need blind or even just want to throw it in.It's only really good with +3 enemies though.
DRK is easy.
>tfw can still get up here
#memories
i'm happy they still haven't removed it this is the best zone in the game due to the oob alone
>>125871320
Nothing wrong with lewd commissions.
>>125871408
That's not what I'm getting at anyway. When does the game get interesting? Battles are slow and Barret is always tsun for cloud. Tifa sucks.
>>125871594
Can you teach me lizard?
We can watch the sunset and be happy.Together?
>>125871640
Nah not really, just saying, stereotypes.
>>125871593
I never said it was hard, I was just posting that information for people to save if they wanted to or offer insight on how to better it. Do you have any useful criticism, because that's what I'm interested in.
What's everyone up to right now? I finally geared up to ilvl170 and am working on leveling culinarian!
>>125871731
Useful, nah, I'm a shitter.
Could always say, if it's a flashy attack pop Dark Mind just cause it's probably magic.
Carve N' Split is the biggest nuke you have.
Don't clip scourge or it won't do as much damage as it could.
It's just a simple class.
>>125871673
That sounds stellar but I am not a lizard and you are likely not on Gilgamesh
>>125871836
>Don't clip scourge or it won't do as much damage as it could
Considering the ridiculous potency it has, I'm pretty sure it's a DPS loss to not clip it sometimes, but no more than 3-4s really
>>125871640
FF7, or rather most FF games are something you play for the story. FF7 is so-so, with pretty funny and engaging moments with the characters.
>>125871934
Oh my, I only took a quick look and saw pale, I thought they were horns. That's even better you're a giraffe, man, too bad you're not on Balmung/vice versa. We'd have tons of fun.
>>125872001
Yeah, I really wish we could have a DA scourge in some way. Something like. "Dark Arts: Apply all potency in one attack puts scourge on 25 second cool down. As op as it would be, it'd be cool.
Actually all moves should have a Dark Arts ability really.
>Finish Duty Roulette.
>10 minutes later I see the other 3 people that were on my party in my server, on one place even.
>>125871836
You lose dps if you don't clip
>>125872109
>turning scourge into meme cleave
No thanks. Last thing we need are DRKs to be acting liek faggots over big numbers.
>>125872109
>mistaking the best feature of an elezen for horns
i'm hurt
>>125872441
I'm hurt myself, pls, forgive me, qt Elezan. But this fate train is dulling my senses.
And I wear armor on my character 24/7 so sometimes I forget what ears look like.
>>125872574
>fawning over godspeed
lol
>>125872574
all is apologized for
all is forgiven
>>125872646
my elezen is god tier cute
Ruin III has the coolest animation
How do I tank aggressively as a DRK or PLD?
>>125872889
Don't do it if you can't figure out how to do it on your own
>>125872646
She has a point.
>>125872826
That is a cute Elezan, mind taking the jacket off though? The mouth may be fucked. Not in that sense, but mangled and ugly.
>>125872959
its my $15, i'll play how i want faggot
>>125872889
Get solid aggro while in tank stance, then swap over during low damage phases, especially for stuff like if Goring Blade/Scourge are about to run out
>>125872889
see
>>125872959
Actually, don't tank at all if you have to ask how to do it.
>>125873035
Just use cds in high damage phases
>>125873035
Wait so "tanking aggressively" is just stance dancing tank stances?
lol why do shitters make things sound more complicated or exciting than they are
>>125873087
>taking a buster under Sword during progression
>"Just use cooldowns man"
>>125873087
Bitch, if you're going to tell people not to try if they have to ask, then turn around and give a stupid ass reply to something that isn't even a question, why are you fucking posting? Piss off.
>>125872996
>>125873162
Yes, that's why it's a meme.
Most of the time it means WARs sitting in Deliverance and getting hammered forcing healers out of Cleric
>>125873179
>>125873179
Cheating.I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
>>125873315
You're cheating too.
>>125873169
Sentinel + rampart should be enough for tank busters with HG somewhere
>>125873175
Yes, if you can't figure out how to turn off grit/switch to sword you shouldn't be trying to do 'aggresive tanking'
And how does it matter that it isn't a question? I'm just saying that you don't need to go back to shield/grit in higher damage phases and you can just use cds to mitigate damage and survive the phase
>>125873470
>you don't need to go back to shield/grit in higher damage phases
Not everyone does content while overgeared, sweetie.
>>125873179
Cute!
>>125873460
i'm two face and two faced
>>125873315
our lips speak in secrets
our tongues lie in verse
>>125873589
agreed
>>125873672
I want that vocaroo of Ippiki trying to woo you in that terrible fucking accent.
>>125873672
That is a pretty cute Elezan.
My Elezan just looks depressed.
[/spoiler] At least he can wallow beneath metal. [/spoiler]
>>125873470
You're using two cooldowns to reduce the impact of one buster. Good luck in fights with rapid, sequential busters.
>>125873824
>you
That was dare from a friend during New Year's while we were both drinking, it's hilarious that you still remember a year later. Do you literally not know how to have fun?
BRD, MCH or NIN for next 60, and why?
>>125873824
nah ippiki stopped flirting with me after he found out i was a penis haver
he was just being a total cringey dweeb with that vocaroo
>>125873827
he looks miserable
probably because he has to wear all that armor all the time
i bet it's pretty uncomfortable and doesn't allow him much freedom to move effectively
poor guy
>>125872889
You break line of sight from your healer while sprinting through four solid pulls and then go "lol pulled 2 many XD" when you eat shit and die. Then proceed to slow pull the rest of the dungeon.
>>125873931
No I thought it was hilarious
>>125873470
>Sentinel + rampart
Please don't use both of these at once, ever.
>>125874027
Yeah that probably is why he's miserable.
He has some nice outfits but the armor just looks so good.It's definitely because he has no one to hold hands with.
Nah maybe he's just fucked, look at his smile. It's so forced.
>>125872889
Pull everything up to the boss room
Do not use defensive cooldowns
Blame healer and DPS when you inevitably eat shit
You have left the duty.
>>125873470
You should never, ever use sent and ramp at the same time. You're leaving yourself open to get buttfucked by an unmitigated hit later on.
>>125873470
>Sentinel + rampart should be enough for tank busters with HG somewhere.
What fight is this, lad.
>>125874221
>that neck bend
lmao
>>125874221
Looking sassy as fuck.
>>125874296
I guess it's pretty cushy when your only point of reference is in dealing with Hypercompressed Plasma while overgeared.
>>125874382
Don't respond to me, man.
>>125874310
I didn't even notice it.
What the fuck.
Stop.
How do you even.
>>125874382
Stahp.
This is why I wear armor in large overarching screenshots done by icam.
Shit like that doesn't happen.
How derpy does the male midlander look when he runs with the machinist gun drawn? All the videos I see are zoomed out as fuck.
>>125874382
>I guess it's pretty cushy when your only point of reference is in dealing with Hypercompressed Plasma while overgeared.
It's almost like the tank version of Vjera.
>people who didnt clear content until they had highest ilvl possible giving advice hour
i m o u t
>>125874382
i think that guy is just fuckin wtih everyone actually
i'm no peach but every time i see him post it's almost like it tries to be on topic but it's all retarded terrible shit advice that nobody who has any idea what their doing would follow
>>125874221
armor looks really good on elezen, i wanted to have a tank elezen at one point just because it looks stellar on them. then au ra came out and i kinda liked the armor more on them.
he has some deep secrets, some regrets that weigh on him every day, you can tell, he feels nothing but contempt for the world around him
he needs help
>>125874128
>>125874271
>>125874296
>>125874775
I'm just saying that if the op can't survive the buster with one cd he could use two if he is in sword oath
Another option is switching back to shield oath or using more fending right side gear to meet the hp check with one cd
>>125874775
>every time i see him post it's almost like it tries to be on topic but it's all retarded terrible shit advice that nobody who has any idea what their doing would follow
godspeed?
>>125874027
Jesus christ, I was eating
I'm not going to start but flagrantly lying for attention is pretty despicable, but I guess you're used to that by now
>>125874625
It's really unfortunate that B associated with V because only one of them actually knows what they're talking about w/ experience, so by nature you associate the faults of one with the other.
>>125874858
>op can't survive the buster with one cd he could use two if he is in sword oath
>op can't survive the buster...if he is in sword oath
Wanna know an easier solution?
>>125874858
>I'm just saying that if the op can't survive the buster with one cd he could use two if he is in sword oath.
>He could use two.
No.
You never stack CDs like that, ever.
Go away, Guffy.
So what are you guys spending Law tomes on now that we know it wasn't worth saving them for relic?
don't fight, friends
>>125874956
Why don't you stack CDs? I'm new, I'm curious.
>>125874775
I rp.
And yeah, he's an exile knight.Who secrelty likes petting Miqo'te.
So can someone edit in a lightning bolt in this anime style?
>>125874926
>Another option is switching back to shield oath
>>125874858
>I'm just saying that I have no idea what I'm saying
Ok Guffy, go boot up your Warcraft to collect some sweet purps :))
>>125874858
>using more fending right side gear
>instead of swapping stances
No wonder you unsubbed lol
>>125874926
that's literally all you've ever done but what did i lie about dude lol
i was going to bat for you saying you weren't trying to hit on me you dumbass virgin.
>>125874892
hi im godspeed yes this is me
>>125875030
Yes but the fact you mentioned burning another cd, INSTEAD of just putting on Shield Oath instead of spending ANY cds, tells a lot
>>125875030
>upset you actually have to be a tank instead of pushing out 20 more dps
