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Previous Thread: >>125540017
>not kelly edition
Kill yourself OP
I want to wear Kelly's day worn sock as a scarf.
>>125702904
nth for kelly a best
I want to hug kelly and cuddle whit her!
I propose we change to /kellygen/
Who's the qt?
You are!
>>125702904
>No Kelly edition
>This image in the op again so soon
Sage and make a new thread.
Mogee is a cute little boy and i'm fine with that.
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xth for ded
>Arachne will never get any love from Hi-rez
このトピックでは、今、日本に属します。
>>125704479
Thank god.
Nth for Nox has best tits, best voice, and is the best milf.
>>125704985
I bought her shitty gem skin for some reason. It's okay but default is so much better
>>125704985
best tits yes but nu wa for epic under boob
>>125705239
But if Nox were in her outfit, she'd have better underboob.
>>125705239
ew
Nth for I want a job working for HiRez Bart
>>125705463
>>125705463
>>125706193
That's some tumblr-nose tier shit
>>125706193
Skeletons and skin don't work like that you goober.
>>125705239
>Would I fuck Nu Wa?
Yes
>Do I think this art is good or captures her appeal?
No
>>125706245
>tumblr-nose
fucking where, all I see is bad anatomy.
>>125706193
Bro, I'm all for porn and stuff, but she looks disgusting as fuck in that pic.
>>125706414
tumblr-nose TIER
As in, the whole human body is drawn inaccurately
>>125706526
What the fuck does the nose have to do with anything? Tumblr nose means just red nose, don't spout buzzwords just because you saw them son. If anything this is deviantart tier (trying to be realistic but comes off as ugly)
TUMBLR tier comes with red/oddly shaded noses, elbows, knees for the sake of stylization and artistic liberties, or just making white characters black. Pic Related.
>>125706265
Oh yeah? Show me where the artist made a flaw in the anatomy? She just has wide hips, and a narrow ribcage/shoulders with a low body fat percentage. It's a completely plausible body shape. You're just a fucking ignorant pleb is all.
>>125706925
>or just making white characters black.
Man I hate that shit.
>>125706993
Can't tell if you're trolling or not but
her feet are a size 20
she has a neck that rivals Hank Hill
her rib cage is fucking non existant
tits defy gravity itself
she has long ass shins
long legs, short arms
she has man jaw
hair is flatter than a 2x4.
>>125707141
Fucking aye.
>>125707367
Her tits, neck, ribcage and jaw are fine. Tits can definitely work like that, they're clearly drooping under force, its not like tits are just hanging sacks of mass they have fibres that keep them up. Her neck is fine, it's a bit wide but still totally plausible hooking up in well before her jaw ends. Her ribcage is small but still plausible, you can see how much wider her torso than her waist.
Her legs and feet are definitely too long, and her hair is too flat.
>>125708070
>her ribcage are fine
>her ribcage is small
Kinda contradictory there dude.
>they're clearly drooping under force
yeah, of magneto maybe
fuckign pick up fun with pencils, study from life and you can see this is wrong especially from a technical standpoint. Go on /ic/, they'll tell you the exact same thing. Unless you are the artist himself, you're giving this person too much credit.
>>125708070
The picture is bad dude
Stop being retarded
>>125706925
They look like the little shits that hang around the villain in Disney movies
i came a little bit on her mouth.
>>125708672
Well then it's only right that she returns the favor
>>125708070
i got some art up your alley
>>125709006
i wont mind at all ace i mean.. anon i wont mind at all .
>>125709058
>Fucking Awilix
>>125709058
jokes aside, I sometimes wonder if people actually enjoy bad art, and don't see the difference in quality. Like on rule34 for example, I sometimes see a pretty bad picture, and click on it and out of curious read the comments, and people are saying "awesome" and "this is great". I'm all for encouraging an artist but I think they're genuinely serious.
>>125709058
every fucking time
>kali sees someone taking her speed buff
>>125709197
>>125709614
>>125676319
>It requites thought and planning from the "victim"
There's nothing to 'plan' against when you can't even see the enemy, you catastrophically stupid person.
> just like how healing (another mechanic Morello finds to be very toxic)
It can be quite toxic, depending how it's implemented. I don't think Smite has it balanced just yet.
> If you are so bad at the game that you can't keep track of loki
> If you are so bad at the game that you can't keep track of loki
> If you are so bad at the game that you can't keep track of loki
lmao. What else is there to say to this stupidity?
Stealth removes risk-vs-reward at a button press. It's horrifically designed, outdated, imbalanced, and toxic. It requires no skill on part of the user other than clicking a button. It's garbage, and only a talentless game designer or a moronic fanboy would defend it. Which are you?
>>125709521
I enjoy bad porn.
Stuff like SFM or MMD porn, love that shit.
>>125709058
Why does the blondie on the right side in the back have a goatee?
>>125709161
>everything gay is me
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of this reputation.
>>125710327
>MMD
what?
Also theres great SFM porn, do you mean you purposely enjoy shit animations?
Where can I fuckin' pay for someone to make my Bellona porn
>>125710610
Yea, there's some good SFM stuff, but a lot of it is pretty awful.MMD is mikumikudance, you can find some funny stuff
>>125711123Shadman.
>>125711861
Anon, your coprophagia needs to stop.
>>125712004
B-but it tastes so good
>>125712004
Say what u want but with enough cash flow shad can make ur futa dreams com tru.
>>125712004
But he doesn't into scat no mo.
>>125711861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dH4P0jHJA
>>125711123
This isn't specific enough
What do you want her doing? What kind of style? Price range? etc.
Alright guys who do you think has the best/worst voice acting?
For me i think best voice goes to Anubis, he is easily the best. Agni however being second place.
The delivery on Anubis' death line is perfect.
>"No! Release me, I command yo-!"
It makes me think of how the dead are so quickly willing to devour anything as soon as they are capable of it, even their own god.
As for the worst, Kumbhakarna is just boring as fuck. I would've loved it if he had some more rage in him from being woken up early or something. Disappointing all around.
>futa fags okay with shadman
>wonder why we hate them
>>125714136
>anyone okay with shadman
you can have him, we have Doxxy and Incase for futa stuff.
>>125714313
>incase
you mean sameface
>>125713682
>Kumbhakarna
>Literal sleeping person who's sleeping as his idle animation
>Complaining about a boring voice
They were going for a perpetually drowsy "Sleepy" Giant. Not a perpetually angry from being awoken "Not alseep" Giant. If you're going to be mad at something, be mad with his concept you retard. The VA fit the role just fine. He's SUPPOSED to be boring as fuck regardless of whether you mean that the VA was bored with his lines or something. It still works.
>>125714136
No one said they were okay with him and there's no one except you and two others that actually care about the futa fags.
>>125713682
I like Neith, Xing and khepri's voices
I hate Bellona/Nox.
>>125714370
>Having a recognizable style that makes your characters look similar
>Le Sameface
Sure, why not dude.
>>125714483
khumba is the comfiest
Is Bastet any good still? Haven't played in months.
>>125714748
Cats OP to be quite honest with you.
>>125714748
Strong early game.
Tower melter late game.
>>125666587
Funny, since I can't seem to find it on any of the places.
The threads haven't dumped it, the forums are plucking it, leddit seems to be doing the same, Social media is in snippets. I can't find a complete one dumped anywhere.
>>125715503
https://digital.darkhorse.com/read/6208/
There, now STFU.
why nobody talks about ullr? is he shit?
>>125715794
because he is a fun god with fun mechanics that is not shit, if you play him you are gonna have fun but he is not the easiest ADC around.
>>125715794
>No ult
>Most other hunters can fuck him something fierce
>relies on a skill shot to initially deal damage to his enemies
>mana draining
>>125713682
Xing's delivery of "Sorry" is the best in the game.
>>125713224
Preferrably softcore, SFM or a good quality drawing, price range doesn't matter too much
>>125715759
>Buy now
Because Nemesis and Nox have most of their face covered up, porn of either tends to be better than that of other characters.
Prove me wrong. It's figuratively impossible.
>>125703629
Best girls
>>125709521
I think your standards are higher than most normal people. Some people make fun of Reit here because his art looks plastic, but I don't think anybody here can say Reit is worse than that pic.
Even the rule34 comments hate it.
>>125709521
I am actually sexually attracted to certain bad art styles.
>>125714483
Congrats on being mad!
>>125715794
Ullr is easily the most skill based hunter in the game.
His damage relies more on hitting ability a than other hunters and his skill shots+combos are tough to hit.
On top of that he's still just "okay" so all the extra effort doesn't really pay off.
>>125708672
Don't cum on your screen.
>>125710587
FUTA ISN'T GAY
>>125717532
Futa on girl = not gay
Futa on futa = gay?
Futa on male = PRETTY GAY BRO
>>125714313
>mad about shadman while enjoying dox "i don't ever have to improve because you chumps won't stop paying me for pony porn" xy
>>125717639
>>125717532
>people think chicks with dix fuggin other chicks is gay
where's my gems hirez what the fuck
>>125717034
I wasn't talking about that picture specifically. Look at the smite stuff on rule34 right now, just the first page even, and look at the quality between the posts. Most of it is pretty fucking bad. Like just compare them to the few good ones. It's not even high standards, just look. But most of them have comments like "nice" and "do more!" Or "do x next!".
is vaman useful i went full tank and did good but the other team was pretty bad went golden hammer>boots>frost>midgard>runic>titan bane
>only good at support
>absolute dogshit at anything else
whyyyy I wanna have big kills to my penis too
>>125718965
Make a smurf account and practice other roles.
help me choose my first hero
>>125718758
how pretty are these traps? are we talking like can pass in day to day or what?
>>125719680
Superman
>>125719680
Ao Kuang/Loki
>>125719680
Fuch >>125719770
Ironman
>>125719680
Thanatos
>>125719680
Green Lantern, either Hal or Gardner
>>125716220
Check last thread (or the one before it, can't remember) it was dumped here pretty soon after it came out. Try putting some effort in.
>>125719770
>>125719881
>>125719908
>>125719946
>>125719948
>guy has last pick
>obviously the only role left is support
>he picks Vamana
>>125719680
Marvel Thor and Loki when?
>>125719687
pretty enough to fool you until you find out they have lump inbetween their legs at which point you have to decide if you are gay but then realize you're having a hypothetical conversation over whether or not fucking men in dresses is straight maing you soind fishy
>>125719680
dont pick fotm one punch man please
>>125720604
>thinking hirez can afford disney licensing
lel
>>125719680
Awilix.
>>125719680
Osiris, his 1 will help you learn line skillshots, his 2 will get you used to the ground target, and most importantly being a melee god with only his ult as a gap closer/escape it will force you to be conscious of your positioning.
>>125717532
Hey friend, how are you feeling? Kinda stressed out, huh? I can understand, life can really wear you down sometimes. Futa might not be the gayest thing out there, but it's definitely not straight. Just accept that you're at least bisexual for liking it, I have. Maybe that will help take some stress out of your life, help you calm down a bit!
Best wishes, Ace.
>>125720684do you have by any chance the uncesored?
>>125720852
>>>/rule34/
>>125718758
>>125721762
What's wrong with dakimakuras?
>>125721753
So do we just not get any gems for the last 2 days?
>>125722034
literally google "smite rule 34" and click the first link you gigantic fucking newfaggot
have you seriously never been to that site before
>>125722034
just go to paheal and type awilix shitter
>>125715956shit kid
>>125720134
But then I have to do something other than be a colossal faggot
>>125721762
>it's not gay bro, I just like sucking chick's dicks
>>125722262
>b-but muh spoonfeeding
>>125722262
>literally google
literally kill yourself
>>125722592
This desu senpai.
>>125722592
literally go outside
>nobody with similar elo is queueing at 2 in the morning
normie game desu
>>125722858
I'm already outside what now flaming faggot?
>>125722937
go inside and charge your laptop
>>125722937
Take off your pants and insert another branch into your ass and work it in and out until you realize that you're now gay as well
And thencall me;^)
>>125722937
Weed my garden.
>>125723021
I don't have any laptopdid you buy me one for christmas
>tfw Guardian and have as many kills in Arena as 3 of your other teammates combined.
>>125723164
>weed
enjoy jail forever
>>125723159
>working my ass
I'm not gay anonI just fuck qt boys in the butt
>>125723403
You sure you aren't anon?
>>125723493
>>125723617
Guess there's only one thing left to do then
I haven't had fun playing clash, ever.
>>125723939
Play Loki and just spend the whole game backdooring and being a general pain in the ass.
The maps so tiny you can just move around and fuck with people everywhere
>>125723939
Quit it queer, we're trying to shitpost
>>125723791are you telling me to cut off your penis anon
>>125724205
Only if this will be us
>>125724435
seems like a good idea, let's do itI need to relieve the stress this fucking game is giving me
>>125724606
>>125724786
>>125724786
>female bakasura
>>125720679
They kind've are already without explicitly being Marvel Thor and Loki
>>125725034
This general has evolved to degeneracy
>>125725106
how so? loki just looks gay, he doesn't have any of the same shit that marvel loki has
same thing with thor really
>>125725131
I guess I'm not interested after all in your chopped-off-hungry-hole anon
>>125725356
>loki just looks gay
Is this a meme?
>>125725393
>>125725506
>Apparently wearing mascara and eyeliner is a manly thing to do
>>125725778
>>125725778
>Eyeliner
looks like paint anon.
>WIN A GAME
>STILL NO FUCKING GEMS
WHAT ABOUT ARES
IS IT GUD
>>125724786
unbirthing is some wild shit
Holy fuck I hate clash.
>>125726638
shit >>>>>>>>>>>> 1vs1 joust > clash> arena
>>125726068
>win a game
>get gems
thank you based hirez, kelly didn't bully me today
>>125726802
Faggot
>>125726802
It's my third day of not getting gems
>>125726780
>1 v 1 joust
>better than anything.
>get put up against a diamond arachne
>kicks my ass in early game and gets ahead
>well shit we lost
>manage to get a kill mid game
>he swaps his frostbound and titan bane for runic shield and sovereignty
>>125727097
where the fuck is your obow
>>125727231
Shut up shadow.
>>125727231
it's in mah pants man
I feel lost when I try to build Ravana
Anyone have any suggestions?
>>125727987
Max attack speed with rage and DB.
MERRY CHRISTMAS SMIGGEN!
>>125728020
Good meme
>>125728048
trying to eat dinner here anon
>>125728198
He's making more for you to eat
MY GAME CRASHED IT'S NOT MY FAULT WHY DESERTER FOR 30 MINUTES NIGGERS
>>125727987
Frostbound > WT > Trans > Jotun > Exe > Whatever the fuck you want, the match is over by now because Ravana is broken.
>>125728962
why wouldn't you get trans earlier tho
>>125728048
uh... thanks i guess
>>125728198
>>125729052
You can, but if your do then you want to sit on Heavy Hammer, so you're can get your boots online. Really Trans is a "stacking" item, but you hardly get any power from its stacks. Most of it comes from your innate mana, and from the mana you get from leveling.
>>125710290
>There's nothing to 'plan' against when you can't even see the enemy, you catastrophically stupid person.
But you can plan against Loki by using your ears, and listening for his obnoxiously loud ability sounds and if you don't, then YOU are the catastrophically stupid person. And that's not even getting into wards, mystical mail, aegis, beads, all of which you CAN use preemptively, just in case you didn't know. You also have the option of using an ult or ability that grants CC immunity, or you know, blowing him up because he's more fragile than wet toilet paper.
>lmao. What else is there to say to this stupidity?
I don't know, not being able to come up with a better response than "he so dumb kek"
>>125729545
Pls no
You'll summon the taro
>>125729059
God damn, PolarBearMike must have eaten Saltmachine and washed it down with some Absinthe or something
>>125729378
oh, that makes sense, thanks
>idk how to play mid XD jajaja
>>125716175
Just ask any artist you like. Go on hentaifoundry and just check their profiles and see if they have commissions open or an email.
For SFM check tumblrs.
>Play timelord man
>Be versus monkey man and angry chain man
>get wombo combo'd every time both of their ults are up
I guess this is what i get for playing timelord man
>>125732658
Buy beads/aegis
>>125732658
why didn't you just rewind the time
Does KKK's 1 proc poly?
>>125733080
they were rekting me too fast
>>125733150
Were you carrying beads?
>>125733083
Well, shooting it won't trigger poly, but your next basic will have a poly bonus
>remodel Ne Zha
>don't actually buff him though so he's still garbage
>useless feeding Ne Zhas on my team every game
>>125733249
Okay, I wasn't sure if actually shooting it out counted as a basic or not, thanks
>>125733440
what did u just say about my waifu, mate?
>>125733721
Dare = Post-op freya
>>125729545
You don't even have to list all this shit like mystical, protections, etc. All you need to beat loki with is beads.
He ults, you beads, and then beat his fucking asshole. Loki relies on the stun of his ult to get his passive and his 1/3 off to kill you. If you just beads, and attack back or run away he has nothing left. No gap closer, no escape, no protections. Just a weak little fuckboy read to get crowd controlled and blown up.
But shitters too stupid to understand the usefulness of beads will cry and cry about Loki, when it takes 2 seconds of watching a pro play against loki to see how to beat him.
>started playing a few days ago
>mostly doing co-op with people vs 3 bots (barely getting 70 favor with booster)
>some retard gets angry because "muh killsteal"
>see this thread
so what is waiting for me whenever I jump to normal games is a bunch of angry bastards
>>125734709
If someone starts bad mouthing you, and being a whiny child, do not take it to heart. Always remember. You're playing an online, anonymous video game, you're probably playing one of the casual modes, in the non-ranked queue. There couldn't be a life situation that has less consequences, just cool your jets, and ignore retards or mute them.
>>125733440
>be nezha
>be really good
>get nerfed alot
>get bullied for a whole season
>get 'reworked'
>except not really
>still shit
>get bullied even more
such is the life of ne zha
>>125729378
What exactly is this chart showing?
>>125736632
total physical power given by transcendence
>>125736690
Gotcha, thanks. So there's really no reason to build it on Odin, is there?
>>125735787
I wish his model actually looked like that on the right. That looks pretty sick.
>>125736793
the only reason to ever EVER build transcendance is more mana management. Brawler's beatstick does just as much damage, within less than 1%, in every situation. Except brawler's is cheaper, has an anti-heal passive and doesn't require you to stack. Only ever buy trans if youre having mana problems.
My game crash when on the conquest loading screen. What do
>>125736793
There are better options.
Your 'i need mana and power' item should be joutunns as it also gives cdr.
I'd only get trans if I was going a full damage Odin build or something- which you really shouldn't as it's hella risky.
>>125737076
Play a better game
:^)
>>125737076
Download more ram and vram online. You have to pirate it though. Another thing that works is use ctrl alt del and go to your task manager and end windows explorer
how do i counter fenrir or baka?
>>125737540
>not mentioning penetration as a reason jotunns is better than trans
ayy bronze
Is it a good habit to block bad players at the end of every casual match.
It lowers my chances of playing with bad players
>>125742585
Just block everyone in the clan(s) and you should be good.
>>125726314
Ares is good with a blink and someone to follow up and finish the enemies. Be prepared for beads though.
>be Sol
>using my 3 to escape
>Serqet ults me
>turn into ball and then she does the throw away animation
>It cancels my ball form and I get swarmed by the whole enemy team
remember trans on ravana is the ultimate meme build.
>356 bonus damage thanks to scaling
wew
>>125742924
Now I have another strat to use against Sol.
Thanks!
Friendly reminder than this song exists
https://youtu.be/KeI7pQvMxDM
Also its been like a year since this
https://youtu.be/zgoYxj0qrq8
>>125743684
where can i get that thor hammer?
>>125743516
>>125743684
this broke my anus WHAT THE FUCK!
>my face when I see someone pick Kali
9/10 they're going to feed like fuck or at least be completely irrelevant all game
>>125745876
I'm one of those people that suck at Kali.
I guess I just don't know how to hold left click hard enough.
>After all these years Loki is still a bane in my existence.
>>125742924
>Sol player complains about the one time they get countered
>>125748575
I'm not complaining.
>>125748575
>tfw you used to play as Sol and know how to counter all her moves
>tfw every time you see an enemy Sol, you go out of your way to crush them in every non-conquest game
>tfw dodging all her moves likes it's nothing, and either stopping her before she goes invincible or completely shutting her down once it wears off
Feels good.
>>125729545
Anon, you are talking to a person who does the following:
- Says that he likes MOBAs, yet dislikes Conquest (the actual MOBA), calling it "Boring Mode"
- Thinks "3 lanes 5 guys" is the only thing that makes a MOBA a MOBA
- Refuses to place "lolwards" because it's boring
- Hates the farming as the "unfun" part of MOBAs
- Thinks CC is a toxic and unneeded game mechanic, yet exclusively uses Tyr, a CC dependent god.
- In that vein, he also refuses to buy any form of Purification Beads and/or Aegis
- Thinks that Stealth and Stun mechanics have no place in gaming.
- Compares said mechanics to Magic: the Gathering, a completely different genre of game.
- He wants Ranked Arena for some reason.
- He suggests his "balancing" here instead of Reddit, where the devs may actually listen to the guy
- His suggestions are mostly nerfing Stealth, Stun, and other CC mechanics with detail, with the exception of Tyr, which he gives a vague "He'll be balanced"
- Says nothing when he's winning, yet incessantly whines about broken gods and poor game design when he's losing.
>Enemy team has Chang'e in assault
>>125749005
Scubs should just build Focus.
The last two gods you played nos have switched passive's and ult's how shitty/strong are they now?
>>125750072
Scylla and Ravana
Scylla's ult gets weaker but the shield would be good.
Ravana gets a ton of free power and the strongest physical damaging ult (not counting executes) in the game, if he doesn't already
>>125750319
>Ne Zha with Ao kuangs passive and vice versa
ass?
>>125747057
Basically every time I've ever played with a Kali, they dive the entire enemy team and hope that they can 100-0 someone (usually the tankiest fucking god within reach) before their ult ends. They never do.
>>125750072
Hou Yi/Ao Kuang
Hou Yi just gets more unkillable.
Ao Kuang becomes a bit safer to play.
>>125750716
Sash into execute would be pretty OP.
Ao being able to heal a good chunk of HP when he dives 1v5 might help.
>>125749005
It's why I wish I wasn't such a lazy ignorant newfag and I could just filter all of taros shitposting
>>125750072
how about making a god broken with another's passive
Like Ravana's and Bellona's
Ravana would stick to you like glue and Bellona with her one is just untouchable.
>>125751104
>Ao Kuang with Ne Zha's passive of "Use 2 to heal health"
>Wild Storm counts as basic attack
AAAo would be viable again
>>125751104
>tyr's passive on any guardian
>still no gems after 3 days
HIREEEEEZ
>>125751471
>got gems both days so far
Feels good man
>>125751471
I've gotten 120 gems so far.
>>125751471
>>125751661
>Three days
It's only been two.
>>125752164
I've gotten 120 too. The event is broken anon, don't you know? Some people get extra gems, other people aren't getting awarded them.
>>125752164
I got gems twice the first day.
>mfw I instalock Thanatos
>tfw I think I finally discovered the secret to playing Bellona build and gameplay wise
>tfw I can now bully people in Solo lane
>>125753349
>instalocking
>>125753404
Oops forgot to take my trip off
Don't lynch me
>>125753425
>>125753526
>>125749840
>you have someone who builds Pestilence
>you also have someone who builds Brawler's Beatstick
>you ALSO have Odin
>>125753349
>mfw I instalock thanatos, and then we win
I have lost 6 Assault games straight. Please Hirez no more 4 magic 1 physical teams.
>>125754832
Don't complain about random just because it's not the random you wanted. Play a different gamemode.
>>125753628
>Janus in Clash
>>125754753
>Not even Archon
>Smiggen
:^)