tea time edition
Previous Thread: >>124990525
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
nth for gote
hello
xth for fish
it's still skeleton hour
im better at drawing on ms paint with a mouse then i am with pen and paper
is something wrong with me
wow that last thread's discussion part went well
Shhhh, bones are aslepp
xth for just kill me already
Posting cute skele's before heading to bed.
G'night.
>we're leading mario 64 already
this is going to be great
Undertale crossover with NiGHTS when
post kawaii
>>125002982
Damn straight it is.
>>125003009
Is it Gaster time again?
>>125003040
I don't mind. SM64 is not a game that aged well at all.
>>125002661
Speaking of neighbors making a ruckus in apartment complexes, what happened with that one anon yesterday who blasted OHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS from his speakers because his neighbors were fucking too loudly
I fell asleep and don't wanna bother looking through the archives for it
>>125003040
not enough active fans or nostalgia types for 64 I guess
I preferred it gameplay wise but voted for Undertale for hopes of maximum salt
>>125003005
You've found your calling.
>>125003031
Did someone say cute skele's?
I want to lewd Chara
Posting fish, need some right now.
>>125002873
>>125002949
Oh man it sure is pretty late for me to be joining you guys. It's nice to be able to stop in right at the beginning of a new, fresh thread though. How are all of you lovely anons tonight? Is everything nice and comfortable tonight?
I hope you wonderful souls are all being able to take it nice and easy. You all deserve a good time. I'm sending some good vibes to all of you anons. Love you guys
>>125002949
>>125003181
i gotchu fishbro
>>125003074hands down my favorite pic
>>125002873
butter cup tea?
>>125003128
this will make me better at shitposting
i think you're right
I want to clean Asriel's sweaty paws with my tongue
>>125003181
>>125003006
dare we hope for a repeat in this thread?seriously though, after the image limit gets hit it's either pointless bickering and shitposts or really comfy and nice
makes me almost wish threads lasted longer
We're dying /utg/.
In thanks for saving him from the void, Gaster offers his blessing for you to marry one of his sons. You can only pick one.
>>125003089
Yes.
>>125003047
Mettaton is more fabulous and has better things to do.
>>125003106
From what I recall, the dude came downstairs and got angry at the person in the apartment beside his.
I can't recall anything else being posted regarding it.
>>125003005
That's probably because with a mouse your movements are slower and you're forced to take your time
Does anyone know how to replicate the sound effect that plays when mettaton and asriel are revealed? I can't seem to find it in the audio files. I feel like it's mus_sfx_a_grab.ogg pitch shifted, but I don't know how to change it to sound like the mettaton reveal.I want to use it as my text tone
>>125003219
>>125003262
That's it.
This fucking thread has finally tipped me over the edge.
Damn goatfuckers turned me gay.
Alphys vore when?
>>125003348
>>125003262
My exact thoughts over this exact pic at this exact moment.
That's just god damn dreamy.
>>125003316can I pick gaster instead
>>125003348
I'm becoming convinced it's the same few people reposting this in attempt to feel better about being furfags.
GONNA HUG EVERY ANON
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SO CUTE
>>125003219
>>125003285
Thanks friends.
>>125003348
welcome
>>125003158
>>125003345
>>125003443
Yes. I want to stain that sweater white.
>>125003345
>>125002949
>>125003407
You can, but it's impossible. He will see himself as too old for marriage now.
>>125003323
What if he stopped posting becausethe neighbor killed him
I want to lewd Flowey
>>125003262
>you will never clean his sweatyballs
>>125003337
Audacity. It has feature for pitch shift.
Good night, everyone! See yall tomorrow!
Goats were a mistake
>>125003427
anything for a fellow fish poster
>>125003520
Asriel should really stop sweating so much during football practice.
>>125003316
Sans
But then wouldn't that make Gaster my father-in-law?I kinda want to fuck him so that'd make things awkward
>>125003496
I don't think most people care.
Early forTHICK
>>125003560
this
>>125003496
He doesn't have to worry about being too old with me,I'm into DILFs.
>>125003507
You know I was kinda worried. It's not like there's that many apartments around, they'll figure out where that came from. And the guy seemed really pissy.
>>125003580
>implying that nerd plays sports
>>125003476
>>125003427
underswap tem is amazing
>>125003645
Better
>>125003645
Fuck off, Jerry
>>125003089
It's Gaster time all the time.
>>125003223Sub/bottom sans is fucking top tier.
>>125003309
No we're not, shush up.
>>125003106
probably murdered
Just finished Pacifist, Genocide, Pacifist runs.
I feel so bad.
I want to delete the taint but I know somehow deep down... Flowey knows what I did even if I delete it.
>>125003671
I want to hold Chara by the hips and slam myself balls deep into her. I want to punish her for being such a genocidal little shit with deep dickings.
>>125003031
Thanks for the cute skells
Sleep well lil skell
>>125003580
>dumb goat nerd
>a football player
>>125003546I actually already tried that, I can't seem to get it anywhere near the ingame sound though, it's really wearing me out.
>>125003712
In this world, Bobandy, it's shit or be shit
>>125003702
I wanna visit the Flowey village!
>>125003694
>>125003423
It can be dead at times, but here:
https://join.skype.com/ChjUOqir1S0x
>>125003770
I wonder how many of these kids will look back on this stuff in terror.
100ish for kicking Doogle's as in street fighter.
>>125003778
>dumb goat nerd
>alive
>>125003770
>>125003770
fanchildren are the death knell of any and all fandoms
>>125003580
>football
Implying
>>125003849
If they're smart they'll have completely made-up their online identity.
>>125003830
It's filled with furfags, just like the steam group isn't it?
>>125003770
What can men do against such reckless autism?
>>125003717my nigga
>>125003765
>>125003316
Why I can't pick?!
I love Sans but Papyrus is just wife material
>>125003634
Needs more thick.
>>125003996
If you marry sans you can be sure that he'll move in as well
why not have papyrus on the side? ;^)
>>125003656
>>125003747
>anons gave him the idea to blast that from his speakers
>tfw utg could have unintentionally gotten that poor guy fucking murdered
>>125003931
>this
my embarrassing shit from when i was a teenager still exists, but none of it has my name on it.
>>125003760
Don't worry, he won't know.
But you will.
>>125003782
Can you provide me with the both samples? I'm really tired but I can into audio engineering.
>>125003710
>>125004038
sleepysaur
>>125003223
That pic is wonderful indeed
It's kind of funny to me that before playing this game I expected that, being a huge fucking furry, I'd be gushing over all of theHOT ANIMALcharacters
but nope
My lust is only for this little guy
>>125004095
>selfcestgood taste
>>125004065
He probably deserved it.
>>125004065
holy shit I can't stop laughingI'm sure that guy's fine, he probably has some semblance of a life and forgot to update
I WANNA KISS FLOWEY
WHY CANT HE BE REAL
>>125004065
Exactly what I need on my mind right now.
Wait, hold on, who the fuck murders over a funny sound when someone was having sex?
I'm really too tired to think.
>>125004125
What makes him so sexual? I just don't understand. He's short and fat and so, so attractive, it doesn't make any sense.
>>125004124
A friend appears! Have a fish with your lizard.
>>125004201
because nice things aren't allowed
>>125004065
>>125003717
We need more dom Sans
>>125004201
Flowers are real, anon.
It's just not summer now.
>>125004302
fuck off to the /y/ thread and look for it
>>125004294
>>125004379
>>125003507
>>125003656
>>125004065
I'm that OP. I'm fine and very much still alive.
The guy ended up yelling at the other dude's door for a few minutes, and left to go back upstairs to continue what they were doing.I did hear a faint 'Oh god..." coming from the unit that sir fuckalot was knocking on, though.
>>125004429
>>125004280
I don't know anon, I just roll with it
I'm happy that I'm not alone though
>>125004331
>not summer
i wish
im gonna die for real this summer, this year i dont have aircon
it's not even a fortnight into summer, im gonna die
>>125004447
I'm glad you're alive!
Youre a hero among /utg/
>>125004062
You are right!
>>125004091
Well, the original sound effect can be found when you extract the exe. The filename is mus_sfx_a_grab.ogg. The sound is at around 3:56 in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogNHObCZjwU
but honestly I should just record it myself instead of trying to do this complicated shit like a dumbass, you shouldn't have to do this because I'm incompetent. But if anyone has just the sound in an audio file anywhere, I'd be forever grateful.
>>125004447
And now we know.
>>125004462
>>125004429
>>125004447
Glad to know you're okay Anon
remember to brush your teeth anons.
>>125004447
did you or anyone else happen to screen cap those posts?
>>125004379
>>125004540
Patrician taste.
>>125004579
No way in heck!
>>125004520
That's actually a familiar sounding sample.
Let me dig a bit.
>>125004579literally haven't brushed my teeth in 3 daysthanks for reminding me
>>125003262
>Asriel finally overcomes his timidness and is making love to you
>During the heat of the moment you gasp and throw your head back in ecstasy, shuddering with warmth
>as your body trembles you dig your nails into his soft, furry back
>you open your eyes and they meet his gaze
>>125004620
Why are they so cute?
>>125004684...how do you forget to do something like that, anon? Don't you feel the coated-on plaque?
>>125004620
>>125004684
wosh u mouth anon
>>125004719
>>125004770
PUREST LOVE
U
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S
T
L
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V
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>>125004447
Well, I'm glad you're not buried three feet under a plot of land out in the middle of nowhere.Did you apologize to the neighbor that got terrorized by him because of you? Poor dude probably shat his pants.
>>125004280
Y'know, there's a thing called being attracted to personality more than looks.
I know this is a kind of blown out concept for most of you, but maybe you should embrace it.
gotes are not for lewd
>>125004741not them but i always feel it and feel disgusting yet cant be fucked to do anything about it :/
>>125004630
sounds like you need Woshua's help, there friend.
Here, follow what Burger Pants is doing.
>>125004827
Well other than personality, he is also very cute
at least in smoll skele form
Bara and realistic skele turns me off so much
>>125004827
I'm also extremely attracted to his personality, I'm just saying that it doesn't make sense to be attracted to him physically.But I am, oh god I am.
>>125004741
not really, just feels like normal teeth
>>125004783
yeah, i'll remember to do it when i shower
>>125004770
>yfw when you want a fish blow job. even though she could bight of your fucking dick with teeth like that.
>yfw you still want it.send help.
>>125004971
how long has it been since you showered?
>>125004741
Actually my teeth are more sensitive if I brush twice a day, compared to forgetting to do it.
>>125004835
You're right, they're not. They're for bullying.
>>125005024
this morning. i usually brush my teeth in the shower, i've just forgotten the last few times
>>125003702
Underswap Flowey is fun too.
>>125004857
No bedtime! Only DEADTIME!
>>125004965
>>125005031
Goats must be bullied.
BULLY
U
L
L
Y
>>125004965I too do not know why I am attracted to a sloppy excuse of a skeleton
Also how old do you guys headcanon him to be? It really turns me off when people say he's anywhere under 25. I see him as 30s.
>>125003316
Papyrus, since I believe romance should be predated not on lust but emotional compatibility, the whole package.
I hope trash lizard anon is still around because I drew this just for them. http://imgur.com/a/49x8Z
I really want Alphys tobecome a broken, drooling slut. She has zero self-esteem so it would be easy to tell her that using her disgusting body to please others is all she'll ever be good for. Then I'd force her to strip on cam and masturbate furiously like the horny bitch she is. I'd make her dress and act like a complete bimbo in front of her friends, and she'd be humiliated but undeniably turned on. But then I'd praise her for being such a good little pet, and tell her that this was the only way her pathetic life could ever have meaning. She would love every second of it.
>nap
>wake up
>undertale beating sm64 already
I can't leave you guys alone for ten minutes, can I
also, y'all and your constant thirst for lewds! Turns out, making lewds is like, one of the most emotionally draining things I've ever done. I don't know how anyone does it long term.
What's happening with you tonight, /utg/?
>>125005191
i need more fucking asriel cuddles motif i've gone mad
>>125005093I... I thought I was the only one who brushed their teeth in the shower.
>>125003519
help
JUST LET ME CUDDLE YOU
>>125005191
I know right? I'm kinda worried because people will get cocky and SM64 will catch up on rebound.
>>125005153
35 ish
>>125005148
asriel's purpose in life is to be bullied
>>125005272
really? i always thought it was common
quick poll, who here brushes their teeth in the shower?
>>125005153
I'd assume he's at least mid twenties to early thirties, definitely not a super young adult or late teen
>>125003549
>we missed an goodnight post
Oh fuck, is the comfy ride ending?
Is it bad that I want someone to create chara in superdeepthroat?
>>125005191
Thank you for still existing for us.Wish I'd gotten sleep.
>>125005386
sounds uncomfortable and unsanitary. Not sure why, it just does..
>>125005340
I like SM64 more than Undertale but I just want to see the asspain when UT wins
>>125005136
It's good to be among friends.
>>125005153
Same here, I see 25 as his absolute youngest age. I'd put him at 29-31.
Though it's weird that some people actually see him as a teenager.
>>125005153
Close to his 30's. I think it fits his image.
He's not too terribly old, but he's been through the roughest patches of his life, which makes him perfect to give advice.
>>125005191
No lewd.High stakes thundersnail tournament.
Chara has placed their knives as collateral.
Frisk has placed their soul as collateral.
Flowey does not have a collateral, and is quite upset that he can't figure out what would be accepted as a collateral.
Alphys is too afraid to put anything up as collateral.
Undyne then puts Alphys up as collateral.
And so forth.
>Frisk, "I'll play you like a fiddle with my 9 year old diddle", the fallen human
>Frisk, "A boy and his knob", the fallen human
>Frisk, "Once you go junior, you'll wish you did sooner", the fallen human
>Frisk, "The kid who flirts with goats", the fallen human
>Frisk, "No, why don't you have a seat, Mr. Handson?", the fallen human
>Frisk, "I swear I didn't touch those monsters, mister officer!", the fallen human
>Frisk, "The anti Dan 'the man with the plan' Schneider", the fallen human
>Frisk, "Literally anything that moves, huh?", the fallen human
>Frisk, "Butts Pie means 2 things!", the fallen human
>Frisk, "Beware the squeaker and his milliliter peter", the fallen human
>Frisk "I'm only 12 years old and I know exactly what this is", the fallen humanSomebody please help me write a version of this for femfrisk discussion.
>>125005416
there are people on tumblr who think he's like 20
do these people not know how long it takes to earn a PhD
>>125005474
Unless monster culture is weird about it most professional scientists are in their late 20s to mid-30s even starting off so probably.
inb4 butthurt that Sans is considered Papyrus's older brother
>>125004965
I think we need more cool trombone playing Sans. I wish someone would make an animation of him playing some cool jazz trombone solo. It's canon that he plays, and guys who play instruments are sexy
>>125005470
Yeah, there are over 24000 votes so far and we are winning by only 140
>>125005191
Well, before Resetanon confirmed that the next chapter would be posted tomorrow, I was waiting for that. Now I am just sort of cruising.
As for Coda part 3:>Besides which, I have no idea if humans can breed with monsters and I don’t intend to be the one to find out.
Somewhat curious that in the 80+ years after the release of Monsters in the previous timeline, no-one figured that out.
Unless that was specifically for boss monsters.
>>125005474
>Papyrus smoking
HONEY NO
>>125005153
Also agreed, 25 at the youngest.
I don't know if I'm in the minority here but I can't imagine Papyrus being younger than 18. Personally I imagine he's 20.
Also ag
>>125005528
Because fangirls are retarded and have no understanding of how the real world works. I'm midway through one right now and I'm will have attained the level of wizardess by then.
>>125005108
Seeing Flowey replacing the Temmies definitely got a good laugh out of me.
>>125005253
You've gotten two solid chapters of it anon
when will it be enough
>>125005340
I guess time will tell but jesus, I was not expecting the pendulum to swing this far in UT's favour
I mean, it's hilarious, but is this real life
>>125005439
I'm just a guy who's a writefag for funsleep would have probably been a good plan, you gotta take care of yourself anonunlike me
>>125005514
I have literally no idea how I'd write a high stakes poker tournament but it might actually be fun to attempt after I've pacified the asriel is forgayenthusiasts
>>125005617fekum, yeah, let's go with boss monsters specifically
>>125005528
It's probably because these people are also actual teenagers
young girls like older guys, but probably not THAT much older
Unless they have adaddyfetish
>>125005108
What the hell would you feed them, beeswax?
>>125005110
Jerry pls
>>125005474
>It's good to be among friends.
Night time /utg/ is the only reason I keep pushing forward.
>>125005587
honk
>>125005187
Did not expect this. Thanks!Not super into her not enjoying things though. I like trashy sluts who embrace their slutdom.
>>125005003Its probably worth it
>>125005791
you just need to water themin b4 someone posts that flowey watersports comic
>>125005741
i thought i was sated but you made me hunger for more
im supposed to be a straight man and i cant get enough lewd/cuddle of a goat man
>>125005791
Flowey flakes.
What would you do if Papyrusunintentionallygave you the fuck me eyes?
>>125005810
> Night time /utg/ is the only reason I keep pushing forward.
Same here anon, daytime posters seem so much more hostile for some reason.
>>125005784
Daddy fetish is the dumbest thing ever. I don't understand the appeal of all these girls who get off to acting like they're literally mentally retarded. At least the people who post weird Toriel mommyshit in these threads are half doing it for shits and giggles. But those people are dead serious.
>>125005931
i'dunintentionallyfuck him
>>125005791
>Jerry
Defiance can't be defied!
>>125004651
Alright, but I'll be heading to bed now. If you ever find out how, post it anyways, I'll see it when I wake up. Thanks for helping. Goodnight /utg/
>>125005882
you asked for it anon
>>125004520
Ah fuck it, I can't refind the sample.
You can just turn the original audio to audacity, then pitch shift that sample alongside the recording to compare.
But man, that in-game sound effect is familiar. Maybe a free audio library?
>>125005565
Well, Sans is also super intelligent. Those quantum physics books certainly don't belong to Paps. It's entirely possible that maybe he was a child prodigy and kicked off the whole science thing early.
>>125005587
Guys who play instruments ARE sexy, especially if they're skeletons.
>>125005683
Papy is a big boy, he can do what he wants.
>>125005810
>Night time /utg/ is the only reason I keep pushing forward.Same here, little buddy.But bonefuckers look out for each other, damn it.
>>125005991
Seriously. I actually like dom!sans but it's really hard finding fic where the reader isn't constantly squealing "daddy! fuck me harder!"maybe I should begin making content myself
>>125005986
Well yeah, 4Chan isn't anyone's hugbox. If it bothers you that much then either learn to grow thicker skin or find your own place.
Any ghostfriends here? Robotfriends also need apply.
>>125005810
Thanks for the tromboner
ALso, its way friendlier in here at night. i'm almost scared to post in the day, people have been super shitty to me then. But then nighttime is so comfy
>>125006101
dom sans while still being in character would be an amazing feat, I have yet to see it
But I don't think it's impossible
>>125006080
>>125006126
...I did find my own place. It's called nighttime /utg/
> hugbox
I did not know disliking hostility meant autism, but ok
>>125006165
I like the idea of pillow prince Sans, domming from the bottom. Lazy as fuck, just commanding you to do lewd things to him. Using his blue power to force you over
>>125005902
the goatthirst continues unabated, it seems
here's a question, anon. would you prefer if I went back and wrote a male/male version of chapter 3, or would it be better to write a morning after scene for chapter 4 which assumes the male version of chapter 3 happened instead, and build off of that?
>motif were you literally dreaming about this
even my non-waking hours are now consumed by goat
>>125005784
Daddy fetishes are the one thing I'll never fucking understand.
I understand the whole Dom thing. Maybe not entirely for Sans, since it's so blown out and out of character for him, but as a fetish... I get it. I'm very much into it myself.
But the whole calling someone 'Daddy" during sex thing seems more like a needed trip to a therapist than anything.
>>125006101
I always encourage writing.
Seriously, if you think you can even start, do it. I'd love to cheer you on and give you pointers.
>>125005601
RBY had a 3 thousand vote lead at this point.
goodnight, /utg/,
post sleepy characters pls
>>125006165
He'd probably be a lazy dom that just gives commands while laying back with a smug grin.
>>125006249
>Lazy as fuck, just commanding you to do lewd things to him. Using his blue power to force you over
But he's lazy at that too. He doesn't use his blue attack unless he has to.
He just lays there and you do all the work.
>>125006136
Ayy.
>>125006209
Are you new? Is /utg/ your first time on this site?
>>125006101
be the change you want to see in the world, anon
>>125005931
Feel awkward but slightly aroused?
>>125006136
yo
>>125006274
God, I've tried but coming up with dialog that fits sans is really hard.
All I've got is an edgy genocide fic :'^)
>>125005474
There are people who thinks Sans as a teenager? How? He acts nothing like a teen.
for you robofuckers out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymcot8utMbEpersonally i almost felt offended while watching this
>>125006249
Oh, fucking hell someone get on this.As a switch myself, this is my biggest fetish.
>>125006209
It's the nature of this site m8, people are always going to be flinging shit at each other at the baseline. Like I said before, grow thicker skin and learn to ignore it if it bothers you that much instead of complaining about it like it's something to be surprised about.
TIME FOR HUGS
C'MERE QT
>>125006347
I guess the inexperience shines through pretty bright, huh.embarrassing
>>125006027
>my dick is moving on it's own!
>>125006316
Fine then, no blue power, just commanding.
I read a pretty funny fic where he's so lazy and the sex is terrible. It's probably the most canon accurate Sans, as much as I hate to admit it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5299454
>>125006427
There are tumblr posts that call soriel pedophilic bc people see sans as being 15. And they all use that annoying holier-than-thou tone when complaining about it. It's the cringiest shit.
>>125006295
night
>>125006136
I wish we got to see more of the other ghosts besides Napstablook and Mettaton. About what makes them want to go corporeal, how the new body affects them, and so on.
Let's imagine thread without goatfucker
>>125006437
That glossy booty needs more than just specular highlights.1:13 though, good lord.
>>125006582
I don't understand how anyone can look at a guy who pays for his house, worked as a scientist in the past, regularly goes to a bar, and just behaves the way Sans does and think he's 15.
>>125006757
>Threads without goatfuckers
Is it Christmas already?
>>125005153
30-40yrs
>>125006582
I probably shouldn't be surprised by anything that comes from tumblr anymore, and yet...
>>125006793
That's a good point. Also, he doesn't wear a striped shirt, which, in the game, is what kids wear.
REMINDER THAT ALL UNDERTALE CHARACTERS(except Chara, who is for neither)ARE FOR FRIENDSHIP, NOT FOR SEXUAL.
>>125006757
They're a necessary evil, a check to keep these threads from going full Tumblr by driving out the weak-hearted.
>>125006295
Sleep tight anon
>>125006757
A wistful impossibility
>>125006757
Some of them are chill, nowcatfuckeron the other hand.
>>125006875
But Frisk is frisky.
>>125006875
Alphys is a fucking pervert, don't even try and say she's innocent
>>125006757
I don't mind them
I may be a sansfag through and through but
I appreciate all the characters
