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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
nth for gote
hello
xth for fish
it's still skeleton hour
im better at drawing on ms paint with a mouse then i am with pen and paper
is something wrong with me
wow that last thread's discussion part went well
Shhhh, bones are aslepp
xth for just kill me already
Posting cute skele's before heading to bed.
G'night.
>we're leading mario 64 already
this is going to be great
Undertale crossover with NiGHTS when
post kawaii
>>125002982
Damn straight it is.
>>125003009
Is it Gaster time again?
>>125003040
I don't mind. SM64 is not a game that aged well at all.
>>125002661
Speaking of neighbors making a ruckus in apartment complexes, what happened with that one anon yesterday who blasted OHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS from his speakers because his neighbors were fucking too loudly
I fell asleep and don't wanna bother looking through the archives for it
>>125003040
not enough active fans or nostalgia types for 64 I guess
I preferred it gameplay wise but voted for Undertale for hopes of maximum salt
>>125003005
You've found your calling.
>>125003031
Did someone say cute skele's?
I want to lewd Chara
Posting fish, need some right now.
>>125002949
Oh man it sure is pretty late for me to be joining you guys. It's nice to be able to stop in right at the beginning of a new, fresh thread though. How are all of you lovely anons tonight? Is everything nice and comfortable tonight?
I hope you wonderful souls are all being able to take it nice and easy. You all deserve a good time. I'm sending some good vibes to all of you anons. Love you guys
>>125002949
>>125003181
i gotchu fishbro
>>125003074hands down my favorite pic
>>125002873
butter cup tea?
>>125003128
this will make me better at shitposting
i think you're right
I want to clean Asriel's sweaty paws with my tongue
>>125003181
>>125003006
dare we hope for a repeat in this thread?seriously though, after the image limit gets hit it's either pointless bickering and shitposts or really comfy and nice
makes me almost wish threads lasted longer
We're dying /utg/.
In thanks for saving him from the void, Gaster offers his blessing for you to marry one of his sons. You can only pick one.
>>125003089
Yes.
>>125003047
Mettaton is more fabulous and has better things to do.
>>125003106
From what I recall, the dude came downstairs and got angry at the person in the apartment beside his.
I can't recall anything else being posted regarding it.
>>125003005
That's probably because with a mouse your movements are slower and you're forced to take your time
Does anyone know how to replicate the sound effect that plays when mettaton and asriel are revealed? I can't seem to find it in the audio files. I feel like it's mus_sfx_a_grab.ogg pitch shifted, but I don't know how to change it to sound like the mettaton reveal.I want to use it as my text tone
>>125003262
That's it.
This fucking thread has finally tipped me over the edge.
Damn goatfuckers turned me gay.
Alphys vore when?
>>125003348
>>125003262
My exact thoughts over this exact pic at this exact moment.
That's just god damn dreamy.
>>125003316can I pick gaster instead
>>125003348
I'm becoming convinced it's the same few people reposting this in attempt to feel better about being furfags.
GONNA HUG EVERY ANON
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SO CUTE
>>125003219
>>125003285
Thanks friends.
>>125003348
welcome
>>125003443
Yes. I want to stain that sweater white.
>>125003407
You can, but it's impossible. He will see himself as too old for marriage now.
>>125003323
What if he stopped posting becausethe neighbor killed him
I want to lewd Flowey
>>125003262
>you will never clean his sweatyballs
>>125003337
Audacity. It has feature for pitch shift.
Good night, everyone! See yall tomorrow!
Goats were a mistake
>>125003427
anything for a fellow fish poster
>>125003520
Asriel should really stop sweating so much during football practice.
>>125003316
Sans
But then wouldn't that make Gaster my father-in-law?I kinda want to fuck him so that'd make things awkward
>>125003496
I don't think most people care.
Early forTHICK
>>125003496
He doesn't have to worry about being too old with me,I'm into DILFs.
>>125003507
You know I was kinda worried. It's not like there's that many apartments around, they'll figure out where that came from. And the guy seemed really pissy.
>>125003580
>implying that nerd plays sports
underswap tem is amazing
>>125003645
Better
>>125003645
Fuck off, Jerry
>>125003089
It's Gaster time all the time.
>>125003223Sub/bottom sans is fucking top tier.
>>125003309
No we're not, shush up.
>>125003106
probably murdered
Just finished Pacifist, Genocide, Pacifist runs.
I feel so bad.
I want to delete the taint but I know somehow deep down... Flowey knows what I did even if I delete it.
>>125003671
I want to hold Chara by the hips and slam myself balls deep into her. I want to punish her for being such a genocidal little shit with deep dickings.
>>125003031
Thanks for the cute skells
Sleep well lil skell
>>125003580
>dumb goat nerd
>a football player
>>125003546I actually already tried that, I can't seem to get it anywhere near the ingame sound though, it's really wearing me out.
>>125003712
In this world, Bobandy, it's shit or be shit
>>125003702
I wanna visit the Flowey village!
>>125003694
>>125003423
It can be dead at times, but here:
https://join.skype.com/ChjUOqir1S0x
>>125003770
I wonder how many of these kids will look back on this stuff in terror.
100ish for kicking Doogle's as in street fighter.
>>125003778
>dumb goat nerd
>alive
>>125003770
fanchildren are the death knell of any and all fandoms
>>125003580
>football
Implying
>>125003849
If they're smart they'll have completely made-up their online identity.
>>125003830
It's filled with furfags, just like the steam group isn't it?
>>125003770
What can men do against such reckless autism?
>>125003717my nigga
>>125003316
Why I can't pick?!
I love Sans but Papyrus is just wife material
>>125003634
Needs more thick.
>>125003996
If you marry sans you can be sure that he'll move in as well
why not have papyrus on the side? ;^)
>>125003656
>>125003747
>anons gave him the idea to blast that from his speakers
>tfw utg could have unintentionally gotten that poor guy fucking murdered
>>125003931
>this
my embarrassing shit from when i was a teenager still exists, but none of it has my name on it.
>>125003760
Don't worry, he won't know.
But you will.
>>125003782
Can you provide me with the both samples? I'm really tired but I can into audio engineering.
>>125004038
sleepysaur
>>125003223
That pic is wonderful indeed
It's kind of funny to me that before playing this game I expected that, being a huge fucking furry, I'd be gushing over all of theHOT ANIMALcharacters
but nope
My lust is only for this little guy
>>125004095
>selfcestgood taste
>>125004065
He probably deserved it.
>>125004065
holy shit I can't stop laughingI'm sure that guy's fine, he probably has some semblance of a life and forgot to update
I WANNA KISS FLOWEY
WHY CANT HE BE REAL
>>125004065
Exactly what I need on my mind right now.
Wait, hold on, who the fuck murders over a funny sound when someone was having sex?
I'm really too tired to think.
>>125004125
What makes him so sexual? I just don't understand. He's short and fat and so, so attractive, it doesn't make any sense.
>>125004124
A friend appears! Have a fish with your lizard.
>>125004201
because nice things aren't allowed
>>125003717
We need more dom Sans
>>125004201
Flowers are real, anon.
It's just not summer now.
>>125004302
fuck off to the /y/ thread and look for it
>>125003507
>>125003656
>>125004065
I'm that OP. I'm fine and very much still alive.
The guy ended up yelling at the other dude's door for a few minutes, and left to go back upstairs to continue what they were doing.I did hear a faint 'Oh god..." coming from the unit that sir fuckalot was knocking on, though.
>>125004280
I don't know anon, I just roll with it
I'm happy that I'm not alone though
>>125004331
>not summer
i wish
im gonna die for real this summer, this year i dont have aircon
it's not even a fortnight into summer, im gonna die
>>125004447
I'm glad you're alive!
Youre a hero among /utg/
>>125004062
You are right!
>>125004091
Well, the original sound effect can be found when you extract the exe. The filename is mus_sfx_a_grab.ogg. The sound is at around 3:56 in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogNHObCZjwU
but honestly I should just record it myself instead of trying to do this complicated shit like a dumbass, you shouldn't have to do this because I'm incompetent. But if anyone has just the sound in an audio file anywhere, I'd be forever grateful.
>>125004447
And now we know.
>>125004447
Glad to know you're okay Anon
remember to brush your teeth anons.
>>125004447
did you or anyone else happen to screen cap those posts?
>>125004379
>>125004540
Patrician taste.
>>125004579
No way in heck!
>>125004520
That's actually a familiar sounding sample.
Let me dig a bit.
>>125004579literally haven't brushed my teeth in 3 daysthanks for reminding me
>>125003262
>Asriel finally overcomes his timidness and is making love to you
>During the heat of the moment you gasp and throw your head back in ecstasy, shuddering with warmth
>as your body trembles you dig your nails into his soft, furry back
>you open your eyes and they meet his gaze
>>125004620
Why are they so cute?
>>125004684...how do you forget to do something like that, anon? Don't you feel the coated-on plaque?
>>125004684
wosh u mouth anon
>>125004719
>>125004770
PUREST LOVE
U
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S
T
L
O
V
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>>125004447
Well, I'm glad you're not buried three feet under a plot of land out in the middle of nowhere.Did you apologize to the neighbor that got terrorized by him because of you? Poor dude probably shat his pants.
>>125004280
Y'know, there's a thing called being attracted to personality more than looks.
I know this is a kind of blown out concept for most of you, but maybe you should embrace it.
gotes are not for lewd
>>125004741not them but i always feel it and feel disgusting yet cant be fucked to do anything about it :/
>>125004630
sounds like you need Woshua's help, there friend.
Here, follow what Burger Pants is doing.
>>125004827
Well other than personality, he is also very cute
at least in smoll skele form
Bara and realistic skele turns me off so much
>>125004827
I'm also extremely attracted to his personality, I'm just saying that it doesn't make sense to be attracted to him physically.But I am, oh god I am.
>>125004741
not really, just feels like normal teeth
>>125004783
yeah, i'll remember to do it when i shower
>>125004770
>yfw when you want a fish blow job. even though she could bight of your fucking dick with teeth like that.
>yfw you still want it.send help.
>>125004971
how long has it been since you showered?
>>125004741
Actually my teeth are more sensitive if I brush twice a day, compared to forgetting to do it.
>>125004835
You're right, they're not. They're for bullying.
>>125005024
this morning. i usually brush my teeth in the shower, i've just forgotten the last few times
>>125003702
Underswap Flowey is fun too.
>>125004857
No bedtime! Only DEADTIME!
>>125005031
Goats must be bullied.
BULLY
U
L
L
Y
>>125004965I too do not know why I am attracted to a sloppy excuse of a skeleton
Also how old do you guys headcanon him to be? It really turns me off when people say he's anywhere under 25. I see him as 30s.
>>125003316
Papyrus, since I believe romance should be predated not on lust but emotional compatibility, the whole package.
I hope trash lizard anon is still around because I drew this just for them. http://imgur.com/a/49x8Z
I really want Alphys tobecome a broken, drooling slut. She has zero self-esteem so it would be easy to tell her that using her disgusting body to please others is all she'll ever be good for. Then I'd force her to strip on cam and masturbate furiously like the horny bitch she is. I'd make her dress and act like a complete bimbo in front of her friends, and she'd be humiliated but undeniably turned on. But then I'd praise her for being such a good little pet, and tell her that this was the only way her pathetic life could ever have meaning. She would love every second of it.
>nap
>wake up
>undertale beating sm64 already
I can't leave you guys alone for ten minutes, can I
also, y'all and your constant thirst for lewds! Turns out, making lewds is like, one of the most emotionally draining things I've ever done. I don't know how anyone does it long term.
What's happening with you tonight, /utg/?
>>125005191
i need more fucking asriel cuddles motif i've gone mad
>>125005093I... I thought I was the only one who brushed their teeth in the shower.
>>125003519
help
JUST LET ME CUDDLE YOU
>>125005191
I know right? I'm kinda worried because people will get cocky and SM64 will catch up on rebound.
>>125005153
35 ish
>>125005148
asriel's purpose in life is to be bullied
>>125005272
really? i always thought it was common
quick poll, who here brushes their teeth in the shower?
>>125005153
I'd assume he's at least mid twenties to early thirties, definitely not a super young adult or late teen
>>125003549
>we missed an goodnight post
Oh fuck, is the comfy ride ending?
Is it bad that I want someone to create chara in superdeepthroat?
>>125005191
Thank you for still existing for us.Wish I'd gotten sleep.
>>125005386
sounds uncomfortable and unsanitary. Not sure why, it just does..
>>125005340
I like SM64 more than Undertale but I just want to see the asspain when UT wins
>>125005136
It's good to be among friends.
>>125005153
Same here, I see 25 as his absolute youngest age. I'd put him at 29-31.
Though it's weird that some people actually see him as a teenager.
>>125005153
Close to his 30's. I think it fits his image.
He's not too terribly old, but he's been through the roughest patches of his life, which makes him perfect to give advice.
>>125005191
No lewd.High stakes thundersnail tournament.
Chara has placed their knives as collateral.
Frisk has placed their soul as collateral.
Flowey does not have a collateral, and is quite upset that he can't figure out what would be accepted as a collateral.
Alphys is too afraid to put anything up as collateral.
Undyne then puts Alphys up as collateral.
And so forth.
>Frisk, "I'll play you like a fiddle with my 9 year old diddle", the fallen human
>Frisk, "A boy and his knob", the fallen human
>Frisk, "Once you go junior, you'll wish you did sooner", the fallen human
>Frisk, "The kid who flirts with goats", the fallen human
>Frisk, "No, why don't you have a seat, Mr. Handson?", the fallen human
>Frisk, "I swear I didn't touch those monsters, mister officer!", the fallen human
>Frisk, "The anti Dan 'the man with the plan' Schneider", the fallen human
>Frisk, "Literally anything that moves, huh?", the fallen human
>Frisk, "Butts Pie means 2 things!", the fallen human
>Frisk, "Beware the squeaker and his milliliter peter", the fallen human
>Frisk "I'm only 12 years old and I know exactly what this is", the fallen humanSomebody please help me write a version of this for femfrisk discussion.
>>125005416
there are people on tumblr who think he's like 20
do these people not know how long it takes to earn a PhD
>>125005474
Unless monster culture is weird about it most professional scientists are in their late 20s to mid-30s even starting off so probably.
inb4 butthurt that Sans is considered Papyrus's older brother
>>125004965
I think we need more cool trombone playing Sans. I wish someone would make an animation of him playing some cool jazz trombone solo. It's canon that he plays, and guys who play instruments are sexy
>>125005470
Yeah, there are over 24000 votes so far and we are winning by only 140
>>125005191
Well, before Resetanon confirmed that the next chapter would be posted tomorrow, I was waiting for that. Now I am just sort of cruising.
As for Coda part 3:>Besides which, I have no idea if humans can breed with monsters and I don’t intend to be the one to find out.
Somewhat curious that in the 80+ years after the release of Monsters in the previous timeline, no-one figured that out.
Unless that was specifically for boss monsters.
>>125005474
>Papyrus smoking
HONEY NO
>>125005153
Also agreed, 25 at the youngest.
I don't know if I'm in the minority here but I can't imagine Papyrus being younger than 18. Personally I imagine he's 20.
Also ag
>>125005528
Because fangirls are retarded and have no understanding of how the real world works. I'm midway through one right now and I'm will have attained the level of wizardess by then.
>>125005108
Seeing Flowey replacing the Temmies definitely got a good laugh out of me.
>>125005253
You've gotten two solid chapters of it anon
when will it be enough
>>125005340
I guess time will tell but jesus, I was not expecting the pendulum to swing this far in UT's favour
I mean, it's hilarious, but is this real life
>>125005439
I'm just a guy who's a writefag for funsleep would have probably been a good plan, you gotta take care of yourself anonunlike me
>>125005514
I have literally no idea how I'd write a high stakes poker tournament but it might actually be fun to attempt after I've pacified the asriel is forgayenthusiasts
>>125005617fekum, yeah, let's go with boss monsters specifically
>>125005528
It's probably because these people are also actual teenagers
young girls like older guys, but probably not THAT much older
Unless they have adaddyfetish
>>125005108
What the hell would you feed them, beeswax?
>>125005110
Jerry pls
>>125005474
>It's good to be among friends.
Night time /utg/ is the only reason I keep pushing forward.
>>125005587
honk
>>125005187
Did not expect this. Thanks!Not super into her not enjoying things though. I like trashy sluts who embrace their slutdom.
>>125005003Its probably worth it
>>125005791
you just need to water themin b4 someone posts that flowey watersports comic
>>125005741
i thought i was sated but you made me hunger for more
im supposed to be a straight man and i cant get enough lewd/cuddle of a goat man
>>125005791
Flowey flakes.
What would you do if Papyrusunintentionallygave you the fuck me eyes?
>>125005810
> Night time /utg/ is the only reason I keep pushing forward.
Same here anon, daytime posters seem so much more hostile for some reason.
>>125005784
Daddy fetish is the dumbest thing ever. I don't understand the appeal of all these girls who get off to acting like they're literally mentally retarded. At least the people who post weird Toriel mommyshit in these threads are half doing it for shits and giggles. But those people are dead serious.
>>125005931
i'dunintentionallyfuck him
>>125005791
>Jerry
Defiance can't be defied!
>>125004651
Alright, but I'll be heading to bed now. If you ever find out how, post it anyways, I'll see it when I wake up. Thanks for helping. Goodnight /utg/
>>125005882
you asked for it anon
>>125004520
Ah fuck it, I can't refind the sample.
You can just turn the original audio to audacity, then pitch shift that sample alongside the recording to compare.
But man, that in-game sound effect is familiar. Maybe a free audio library?
>>125005565
Well, Sans is also super intelligent. Those quantum physics books certainly don't belong to Paps. It's entirely possible that maybe he was a child prodigy and kicked off the whole science thing early.
>>125005587
Guys who play instruments ARE sexy, especially if they're skeletons.
>>125005683
Papy is a big boy, he can do what he wants.
>>125005810
>Night time /utg/ is the only reason I keep pushing forward.Same here, little buddy.But bonefuckers look out for each other, damn it.
>>125005991
Seriously. I actually like dom!sans but it's really hard finding fic where the reader isn't constantly squealing "daddy! fuck me harder!"maybe I should begin making content myself
>>125005986
Well yeah, 4Chan isn't anyone's hugbox. If it bothers you that much then either learn to grow thicker skin or find your own place.
Any ghostfriends here? Robotfriends also need apply.
>>125005810
Thanks for the tromboner
ALso, its way friendlier in here at night. i'm almost scared to post in the day, people have been super shitty to me then. But then nighttime is so comfy
>>125006101
dom sans while still being in character would be an amazing feat, I have yet to see it
But I don't think it's impossible
>>125006126
...I did find my own place. It's called nighttime /utg/
> hugbox
I did not know disliking hostility meant autism, but ok
>>125006165
I like the idea of pillow prince Sans, domming from the bottom. Lazy as fuck, just commanding you to do lewd things to him. Using his blue power to force you over
>>125005902
the goatthirst continues unabated, it seems
here's a question, anon. would you prefer if I went back and wrote a male/male version of chapter 3, or would it be better to write a morning after scene for chapter 4 which assumes the male version of chapter 3 happened instead, and build off of that?
>motif were you literally dreaming about this
even my non-waking hours are now consumed by goat
>>125005784
Daddy fetishes are the one thing I'll never fucking understand.
I understand the whole Dom thing. Maybe not entirely for Sans, since it's so blown out and out of character for him, but as a fetish... I get it. I'm very much into it myself.
But the whole calling someone 'Daddy" during sex thing seems more like a needed trip to a therapist than anything.
>>125006101
I always encourage writing.
Seriously, if you think you can even start, do it. I'd love to cheer you on and give you pointers.
>>125005601
RBY had a 3 thousand vote lead at this point.
goodnight, /utg/,
post sleepy characters pls
>>125006165
He'd probably be a lazy dom that just gives commands while laying back with a smug grin.
>>125006249
>Lazy as fuck, just commanding you to do lewd things to him. Using his blue power to force you over
But he's lazy at that too. He doesn't use his blue attack unless he has to.
He just lays there and you do all the work.
>>125006136
Ayy.
>>125006209
Are you new? Is /utg/ your first time on this site?
>>125006101
be the change you want to see in the world, anon
>>125005931
Feel awkward but slightly aroused?
>>125006274
God, I've tried but coming up with dialog that fits sans is really hard.
All I've got is an edgy genocide fic :'^)
>>125005474
There are people who thinks Sans as a teenager? How? He acts nothing like a teen.
for you robofuckers out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymcot8utMbEpersonally i almost felt offended while watching this
>>125006249
Oh, fucking hell someone get on this.As a switch myself, this is my biggest fetish.
>>125006209
It's the nature of this site m8, people are always going to be flinging shit at each other at the baseline. Like I said before, grow thicker skin and learn to ignore it if it bothers you that much instead of complaining about it like it's something to be surprised about.
TIME FOR HUGS
C'MERE QT
>>125006347
I guess the inexperience shines through pretty bright, huh.embarrassing
>>125006027
>my dick is moving on it's own!
>>125006316
Fine then, no blue power, just commanding.
I read a pretty funny fic where he's so lazy and the sex is terrible. It's probably the most canon accurate Sans, as much as I hate to admit it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5299454
>>125006427
There are tumblr posts that call soriel pedophilic bc people see sans as being 15. And they all use that annoying holier-than-thou tone when complaining about it. It's the cringiest shit.
>>125006136
I wish we got to see more of the other ghosts besides Napstablook and Mettaton. About what makes them want to go corporeal, how the new body affects them, and so on.
Let's imagine thread without goatfucker
>>125006437
That glossy booty needs more than just specular highlights.1:13 though, good lord.
>>125006582
I don't understand how anyone can look at a guy who pays for his house, worked as a scientist in the past, regularly goes to a bar, and just behaves the way Sans does and think he's 15.
>>125006757
>Threads without goatfuckers
Is it Christmas already?
>>125005153
30-40yrs
>>125006582
I probably shouldn't be surprised by anything that comes from tumblr anymore, and yet...
>>125006793
That's a good point. Also, he doesn't wear a striped shirt, which, in the game, is what kids wear.
REMINDER THAT ALL UNDERTALE CHARACTERS(except Chara, who is for neither)ARE FOR FRIENDSHIP, NOT FOR SEXUAL.
>>125006757
They're a necessary evil, a check to keep these threads from going full Tumblr by driving out the weak-hearted.
>>125006295
Sleep tight anon
>>125006757
A wistful impossibility
>>125006757
Some of them are chill, nowcatfuckeron the other hand.
>>125006875
But Frisk is frisky.
>>125006875
Alphys is a fucking pervert, don't even try and say she's innocent
>>125006757
I don't mind them
I may be a sansfag through and through but
I appreciate all the characters
>>125005741
>I'm just a guy who's a writefag for fun
>14,000 words written in 10 days for fun
You are an aspiration to us all.
>>125006970
Prefer bone in your ass instead of dick, right?
>>125006875
Mettaton was literally built for sex appeal. It's his fucking job to be a slut.
Is NEETanon still here?
>>125006757
Let's imagine a thread without skelefuckers
>>125006992
is that how much? jesus fuck, maybe I actually am insane
>>125006875
>>125006963
Frisk is a little flirt.
>>125006963
Frisk is a child and not for sexual.
>>125006968
She is the furthest thing from innocent, I've seen True Lab and I can only imagine all the anime inspired sexy shenanigans she has with Undyne. But that's between them, not for us.
>>125007070
He is built for sex appeal, not sex. Can he even fuck?
>undertale is currently up against mario64 in the gamefaqs "best game ever" competition
>go to official discussion thread
>tons of salt calling it a "troll sjw game" pushing an "LGBT agenda" just because it's beating an N64 game in a meaningless competition
this is comedy gold http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/631516-wii-u/72964649
>>125007041
I prefer things in mycunt
But I mean, goats are pretty and cute
Shota goat is extra cute
Not sure if for sexual though
>>125007070
That's why I always refer as him asthe sexbot
Literally wasting my life on this general. I need to hang out with friends.Of which I have none. ;_;
>>125007078
They're not all bad. It's just the delusional ones who like to self-insert because they haven't graduated past the Twilight stage who are cancer.
>>125006815
>that laziness with the hand
why can't these people learn to draw skeletons
>>125007136
>He is built for sex appeal, not sex. Can he even fuck?
>>125007078
Let's imagine a thread without fags
>>125007130
Puppy Love and Toy Ships
>>125007136
Not if she's 18.
>>125007078
No.
Yesterday was the weirdest shit, /utg./ I was fucking my girl and then some little faggot from downstairs blasts that faggot robots 'OOH YES'.
I went down and gave the little cunt a talking-to lol I think he shit his pants. Then I went back and finished.
So what's been going on, neets and weeaboos? I didn't visit this thread too much lately, has anything happened?
>>125007078
Why be in /utg/ then?
>>125007176
what would you do with your friends if you had them?
>>125007192
Where's that Sans 'Wow, it's fucking nothing' picture when you need it?
>>125007148
My favorite bit was discovering 'oh the next one's started, better go vote'
>Undertale already winning.
>>125007182
nothing wrong with self-inserting. It's just self indulgent garbage.
let people jack off in peace.
>>125007152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs
>>125007078
Let's imagine a thread without lewds.
>>125007217
At that point what ever sexy times Frisk gets up to is their business and not ours.They totally ends up with Monster Kid.
>>125007239
Fuck quieter next time
>>125007286
>>125007192
>>125007267
Anything, I'm so fucking alone lately.
>>125007078
Let's imagine a thread only about skeletons
>>125007301
HAHAHAHahahaha...haha...ha...
good one.
>>125007182
Same can be said for goatfuckers then
>>125007301
Let's imagine a blue board without lewds
>>125007113
That is indeed how much.
As for your insanity, that'd require you to be abnormal to us. Normies may think you are. But here? Here, you're right at home.
>>125007327
Magnificent.
>>125007346
You in need of Comfy /utg/ Times, anon?
>>125006757
>>125007078
No 5th grader clique drama please.
>>125007374
If only there were one all the skelefuckers would instantly migrateand I'd shitpost there all day, god it's be glorious
sadly for the both of us there is none.
>>125007374
Let's imagine a thread only about burgerpants
>>125007480
This.
Post...
post whatever.
>>125007346
You should go out and talk to people instead of whining
>>125007463
I want to hug somebody. I wish I could jump out my skeleton and hug it.
>>125007406
what is a goat? a miserable little pile of booped snootles
>>125007148
>undertale has LGTB elements, it's a tumblr SJW game
>putting stuff on the top shelf of our cupboard so that my short flatmate has to climb onto things to reach them
short people are so cute
got a cut
>>125007598
You're a dick and that's adorable.
>>125007374
>Let's imagine a thread only about skeletons
Heaven
>>125007508
Imagine: A general thread for all vidya skeletons, including our skeletons.
>>125007598
FUCK YOU PEOPLE
MY LIFE IS HELL BECAUSE MY ROOMMATES KEEP ON PUTTING THE CEREAL ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR
Is there any lewd with Frisk / Chara / Flowey together?
Yes or not, Ima write it
>>125004706
u ever cum so hard you turn into sundowner
>>125007287
Nah, it's pretty bad, speaking as a skelefucker. Self-inserts are the reason for hamplanet Frisk. They're literally for teenagers and people who never mentally graduated beyond that point.
![tumblr_nx5olflxdu1rdj2lvo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/L6YWuum.png "tumblr nx5olflxdu1rdj2lvo1 1280[1]")
>>125007523
let's imagine a thread only about woshua
>>125007523
That sounds awfulbut I'd like it anyway.
>alternate undertale universe
>Flowey is nice, Papyrus is a dick etc etc
>Jerry is still the same insufferable prick he always is
>>125007598
My brother does that to me. But I'm a good climber so that's ok
>>125007726
If you don't like it, can't you just ignore it? I don't like a lot of the art out there either, but it's pretty easy to scroll on past.
>>125007581
It's funny because the LGTBwhatever in this game doesn't feel very forced or cliche like in some games that have gays for the sake of having gays
I really love how Undyne isn't some bitch tomboy who hates cute things and Alphy's isn't the stereotypical ~kawaii nerd~
Uh oh, looks like we're losing the lead.
>>125007182
>>125007726
I was hoping for skeletons getting the dick instead of what you mentioned. Especially the gazillion fanfics consisting of Sans/Female reader and the occasional Papyrus/Female reader where he's a kinky dom.
sup /utg/
>>125007598
Hey. I'm 4'9".
Fuck you, asshole.
>>125007835
> getting the dick instead of what you mentioned
I am having trouble understanding what this means
>>125007738
Sounds like good clean fun.
>>125007880
fuck off
>>125007895
Getting the dick in their pelvic hole, duh.
>>125007638
i know. but i cant help it, it's too cute
>>125007645
how do you get it down, anon?
the cutest is when they try to jump for what they're reaching for
>>125007889
>4'9"
CUTE!
>>125007902
alright
>>125007812
Some things are so cancerous that they must be purged at the root, lest they be allowed to fester into a terminal disease.
>>125007445
I'm proud of myself and yet also terrified
>>125006757
>>125007078
can't we all just get along
>>125007680
Not going on partys where you don't know anybody, that's stupid.
Start where you fell more comfortable, likethe internet
>>125007895
eye-socket fucking obviously
>>125007958
im just kidding come back
>>125007954
> how do you get it down, anon
my boyfriend got me a stepstool for my birthday. A stepstool that I am forced to use everyday.
>>125007895
Want me to show you?
>>125007598
Fucking hell, I'm only 5'0, and this is pure hell for me.
Stop this.
>>125007639
Skeleton general, when?
>>125007958
well it was nice having you see you later buddy!
You are sans
what to do?
>>125007954
No, seriously. Fuck you. Having to climb up on counters and shit fucking sucks.
>>125007962looks like it's time to purge myself :'^)
>>125007835
>Papyrus/Female reader where he's a kinky dom.
Oh jeez. Talk about raping a character at least metaphorically if not literally.
>>125007823
Undyne likes cute stuff but she still freaks out when she finds herself slipping in the open, so she kind of follows that cliche. At the same time she's not embarassed by sparkly princesses though so it's not totally cliche.
>>125008024
Then it is a good birthday present
>>125007846
>>125007967
Jesus christ, what a bunch of fucking children.
Even goddamn GAIA ONLINE is better behaved.
People rag on 4chan for being the asshole of the internet but, while some boards are pretty bad, most of the shit on this site pales in comparison to the immaturity and stupidity in that thread.
LGBT Inclusiveness =\= SJWReally getting tired of the SJW term. It's being thrown around at anything even remotely related to LGBT/Women's issues instead of the actual, toxic members of those communities that really do flail and attack at anything that goes even slightly against their world view.
>>125008109
Give up.
>>125007889
>4'9"
What it means in meters?
>>125008109
Go to Grillby's
>>125007374
A "bone zone" as it were.
>>125008109
puns and grillby's of course
Anyone else love MTT but not for sexual? Just want to cuddle?
>>125008130
True. But an even better birthday present would be having the things I want to eat placed on the shelves that I can actually reach.
>>125008194
I don't know what that means in american but I'm 1.65 meters
>>125008250
the few
the proud
thechaste
All right. I've put this off long enough. Time for sleep. Good night /utg/. Hope you all have pleasant dreams.
>>125008176
yeah anti-sjw are just as bad as sjw
even more so because they don't even know what they are hating yet they think they are better people most of the time
More than anything, they are just very boring
>>125008250
I like Mettaton because he reminds me of how I occasionally act flamboyant as shit to make friends and coworkers laugh.
>>125008176
>spoilers
found the SJW ;^)
>>125008087
>>125008110
Just stop being so short, I hate having to bend down just to grab things.
>>125008024
>stepstool
thats also cute as fuck
>>125008087
>>125008110
i can't help it, im addicted to cute
>>125007889
What? How?
>>125008194
One foot is roughly .305 metres, and each foot is 12 inches, figure it out from there.
>>125008341
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory interesting read
>>125008256
I have to learn to climb, no stepstool for me
>>125008317
>1.65
Lol, how?
>>125007598
>not doing it to see your girlfriend's ass jiggle
>>125008109
Press C to bring up the Dating HUD.
>>125008250
I like Ghost Mettaton because he's cute and probably would make a better friend since he hasn't turned into a cunt from letting the fame get to his head yet.
>>125007889
I know that feelsis
>>125005153
I'm glad most people see Sans in his late 20s or early-mid 30s. I like to think he's quite a bit older than Papyrus, by like 10 - 15 years, and has been taking care of him since he was young.
>>125008367Do you have any idea what it's like being a female dom that's no taller than 5ft?
It doesn't work too well.
If I could be a few feet taller, life would be a hell of a lot easier.
>>125008447
Being a mexican girl
>>125005191
I just baked pie, still chillin' minus a slice , last thread has a chain of posts about it
>>125008250
Sexual? Never even thought about it, I swear.
![3ecd18fbe221dae16f43417131bcfb7f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/D4pPn0n.png "3ecd18fbe221dae16f43417131bcfb7f[1]")
Humanity is doomed
When 4chan and Tumblr are some of the last rational places on the internet, what does that say about everywhere else?
>>125008574
care to share the recipe you used, anon?
>>125008553
are you fucking kidding me? size difference domsub where the dom is smaller is like, the dream.
>>125008369
you're not alone, anon
>>125008339
sleep well tall skell
>>125008518
I like to think that too and damn! That's adorable
>>125008553
We always want what we can't have.
Short people wanna be tall, tall people wanna be short.
>>125008574
Looks good, anon!
I'm really curious as to how many people have made these pies now.
>>125008553do you have any idea how it is being a female sub that's 6ft tall, we should switch heights or something
>>125008612
>Undertale is spreading the gay agenda
what ....?
Arguing with people like that is a waste of time
they are literally too retarded to talk to
Why haven't I killed myself yet, anyway?
>>125008612
what are you talking about? gamefaqs has not changed a single iota since its inception.
We see all this dadster and skellbro family stuff, I have yet to see concept skell mother art. I'm surprised tumblrinas or anyone here hasn't tried to make some horrible OC out of this or even mention it. It's not needed at all but, now I want to see it just because.
>>125008715
Fair point.
I'd just forgotten, I think the last time I bothered to look at it was during the last one of these polls.
>>125008712
Hope that you'll live to see the day we can upload our brains into computers and be with our monster waifus.
>>125008681but dominating a cute tall girl is fucking hot
>>125008367
Then put them at waist level, christ. Bending down is way less exerting than having to pull some gymnast shit just for a box of cereal.
>>125008369
It's not cute it's annoying. Really, REALLY annoying.
>>125008382
I never made it past 5 feet. My mom's side is full of short fuckers and I guess I got that gene.
>>125008503
The struggle is real, senpai
>>125008612
>Tumblr
>rational
Please. Just because there's a few corn kernels of non-retardation in the shitlog that is Tumblr doesn't mean Tumblr isn't still shit.
>>125008681
>>125008553
You shouldkiss
>>125008807
You could say the same thing about almost every website, anon.
I bought a blue dildo today because I can't get over how attracted I am to Sans. Lord help me.
>>125008250
>blook form is for cuddles
>box form is for hanging out with
>EX form is for high intensity sex
>>125008807
can this not turn into a 4chan v tumblr shitfest please
>>125008745
I've seen something like that posted on here. It was some skeleton wearing what looked like typical funeral clothes, with that lace veil over their face or something.
It wasn't too impressive or really bad, just kinda bland.
>>125008681
>>125008553
Post pics pls
Unless you're not a dinosaur and fish otherwise fuck it
What does Butts Pie taste like? I've been really strung out lately and I think baking will make me feel better.
>>125008859
But anon 4chan is Tumblr.
>>125008773
>not monster husbandos
You have some weird fantasies, anon.
>>125008843
That's really weird anonNah, I'm not judging you. Do what makes you happy
>>125008843
I don't think god can help you anymore.
>>125008843that's only slightly less fucked than Doggo Shit Anon tbqh familia
>>125008843Does it glow in the dark?Are you going to buy a daki to go with it?
>>125007182What kind of self-inserts are you talking about, anon?
>>125008807
I spend an unhealthy amount of time on Tumblr and I can say that honestly, it's the exact same as here. The only difference is that people have names and avatars, that's it.
>>125008891
Would you let him >>125004706
>>125008873
Kinda like pumpkin pie, anon. Just a little nuttier and very sweet.
>>125008843
I would recomend you a church ifI wasn't so jealous of you. I want a blue dildo but I can't find a place to hide it. You luckybastard
>>125008773
>tfw this game has so many good husbandos but I'm already committed to another vidya husbando
Why couldn't this game come out 2 years ago?
Fuck.
All the fucking graphicsfags in that thread.
Poor taste.
>>125008843
I don't understand this. Do you look at the dildo as you're fucking it? Do you see the character as the dildo itself? What is the point of character dildos besides it's shape?
>>125008963
>I want a blue dildo but I can't find a place to hide it
In your ass, duh
>>125008873
>What does Butts Pie taste like?
It tastes like ass.
>>125008843I'm so down the hole that soriel makes me jealous. God have mercy on me I'm so pathetic.
>>125008843Mine is purple, so I guess I've got to start thinking about Gaster at night.
>>125008980
>not having a harem of all your waifus and husbandos
>>125008980
Same here anon, though I'm getting tempted to leave my husbando and replace him with my undertale one.
>>125008873
Butts pie test like butts
>>125008931
but you can't say things like nigger faggot tranny jew there or else you'll become banned, doxxed, fired from your job and then lose your dog
>>125008980
Who's your husbando, anon?
>>125009004how do you know what ass tastes like, anon
>>125008613
Of course the image.
Imagine the faces classmates make if they find out this is recipe
>>125008843
Anon please explain me a thing.
Sans has a very attractive personality and all. Gravity powers could have bdsm implications, too, so there's that.
However.
He's a skeleton. Anatomically, touching him would feel like touching cold *bones* rather than warm flesh. If you have never touched a bone, imagine a rock except more porous.
To me that would just ruin any fantasy. Do you nerds just have better suspension of disbelief?
>>125007182
When you think about it, there's not a whole lot of difference between shipping self-insert fic and tulpafaggotry besides the medium. They both usually have very similar goals in mind.
>>125009003
But what about when it's not in my ass?
>>125008623
For the love of Christ, introduce me to these ladies, then. Because I've never once heard of this being desired.
>>125008681
>>125008783
This nig gets it.
I have no problem doming a girl who's taller than me. It only becomes a problem when they expect the other to be a lot taller than they are.Which is a common thing, unfortunately.
>>125008872I borderline look like a normie, no thanks. I'm too drunk to deal with this right now.
>>125009039
Don't. Undertale is just flavor of the months. Be loyal to your husbando.
>>125009138
>I borderline look like a normie
You sure? I'm skinny as fuck but 4chan placed me under Chad mode.
>>125009065
The language also makes no real difference.
It's not like people are constantly edgy outside /v/ and /b/ anyways.
post favorite art night time utg!no shota /goat cuk porn allowed
>>125009108
Have to explain I did go 350 degrees and for fifteen minites instead, have no faith for 180 blind bake
>>125009138
>It only becomes a problem when they expect the other to be a lot taller than they are.
At least I can genuinely say that it's because I am rather insecure about my height but in the end I wouldn't really care.I hate being this tall
>>125009112
>Do you nerds just have better suspension of disbelief
Not them but of course it's all fantasy
He's a magical monster skeleton after all
I'm sure he can use his magical whatever to just make his bones warmer or something
>>125009039
If he was truly your husbando you wouldn't leave him, doing so you means you won't stay true to your Undertale husbando either and would he abide by that?
>>125009039
Do it, your life will be better.
>>125009112
we just twist it around in our heads and fetishize it.
>>125009036
>>125009039
You two disgust me.
>>125009095
Oh. Umm... do you playLeague of Legends?
>tfw 6'6' / 1.98 m tall
>Somewhat self conscious about my height
> The shower heads in motels only come up to my collar bone
>No such thing as leg room
>Only advantages are reach and finding my way in crowds.
Short people have it easy.
>>125009112
Bruh, they aren't human skeletons. They're monsters which are named and greatly resemble skeletons. There's nothing saying they're cold. There's nothing saying they're even rigid. Hell, their facial expressions change, how could that happen with solid bone?
>>125009209
I did the blindbake, but when I removed the baking paper and rice, the middle of the base was still gooey-looking, so I threw it back in for a minute or so.
>>125009112
I am not that anon, but here's my take on it.
He's a skeleton, yeah, but he's a skeleton MONSTER. Skeletons can't blink or sweat, but Sans can. So why is there any reason to believe Sans would be cold to the touch?
Another anon here said that their bones might feel like stale marshmallows, with just a hint of give to them, and I kinda like that headcanon. After all, skeletons are very cuddly, according to Papyrus.
>>125008859
>shitfest
It's generally good to spread the knowledge.
>>125009206
>>125008872
Hey I found a picture of those two anons.
>>125009039
Feel free to spread the love with your husbandos
I'm constantly tempted to encourage people to make Undertale character tulpas even though I don't think it's a good idea. I guess I'm the some men who just want to watch the world burn?
>>125009193
Yes but for the most part it's not being edgy, it's just people talking how they talk and then getting attacked for it
then they are expected to apologize
and if they don't
then tumblr throws a fit
that sort of thing doesn't happen here
no one cares about apologies or hurt feelings
>>125009112
Not the same anon but my headcannon is that the skellbros are actually warm to the touch. The warmth coming from their souls or some shit, and they still can feel heat or cold. Like instead of bone marrow there's something else.
>>125009209
God that consistency looks absolutely delicious.
>>125009138
>For the love of Christ, introduce me to these ladies, then. Because I've never once heard of this being desired.
i guess if youre looking for ladies it might be pretty hard to find yeah but i know men absolutely love it.
>>125009278Good taste, anon.
muffet is a dom
>>125009112
Papyrus says in a phone call that skeletons are warm and cuddly so it's not like it's without precedent.
>you will never hug Papyrusor fuck him into the bed raw as he screams in ecstasy
>>125009289
No we don't, shut up
>>125009289
I know your pain, have a bone man
>>125008873
It's good.
And cooking does mind good.
you feel your sins crawling on your back
Just finished this game. Dammit I didn't need another robot husbando/waifu, I already have like five.
>>125009391
Anon, you actually fit places.
I don't want to fucking hear it.
>>125009278
legit the hottest Twitch I've ever seen
>>125009409
You feel your Sans crawling on your back
>>125009289
>this
im the exact same height, i'd kill to be short
>>125009409
I want to feel sans crawling on my back
>>125009323
Papyrus probably thinks skeletons are cuddly because when he hugs someone, they're very soft compared to him, and he assumes he's like that too.
>You will never be uncomfortably squished in a bony hug by an adoringly overenthusiastic Papyrus
>You will never pretend to ignore his bones digging into you to spare his precious feelings>This is all non-lewd by the by, I'm no dirty bonejumper
>>125009347
are you kidding, I said I preferred nighttime /utg/ bc daytime /utg/ is more hostile and immediately two anons told me to find a hugbox
people here can be pretty sensitive.
>>125009289
no, average sized people have it easy
like me
at 182cm I'm exactly the average height here.
>>125009392
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/vg/1449827371422.gif&v=80SKuF9wX2M&s=63
Goddamnit
>>125008745
I found recently on Tumblr someone made this skelemom. From what I've seen she's the old captain of the royal guard. I'll be honest, I didn't care for the design at first but now she's kinda growing on me.
>>125009462
>>125009447
Yes, please
>>125009346
If you actually give a shit about the quality of these threads you won't.
>>125009347
Seriously. Tumblr throws a hissyfit over even imaginary instances of bigotry where you colored a single pixel too light, but here aside from maybe /v/ or /pol/ if you do the opposite then most people will mostly just ignore you beyond the usual standard shitposting.
>>125009347
No one gets triggered by a random /b/tard shouting NIGGER across the hallway. I don't get what you're trying to get to.
You're just failing to see the bigger picture, and why that paints these places as unfortunately similar. It's not the only two places like that either.
>>125009494
Gee Charlie, why thelong face?
Mettaton turned me straight.
https://soundcloud.com/chisanaai/bonetrousle-snowdin-mix
>>125009039
Only to replace that one with someone else later?
>>125009289
Perhaps the optimal height is. . . somewhere in the middle?Nah who am I kidding I wish I was taller, 6'1" isn't enough.
Aren't they just adorable? :3
>>125009534
>If you actually give a shit about the quality of these threads you won't.
I know, but I get these urges, y'know? *Shitposting* urges.
>>125009358
My bro says he doesn't get the texture
>>125009293
It's most likely too much water added to the crust that does this. Read up a lot on baking crust, and less water you use the better. Knowing this, I essentially gave up hand made crust and used a mixer, to help redistribute the water (about five tablespoons) better. Then roll it up from the bowl, put it on parchment and divide in two disks that a crimp to, wrap in plastic sheet ,plop it in the freezer overnight, then take it out to roll.
>>125009473
I saw that and that anon was definitely being silly
Of course people can still be sensitive here
but they're not going to try and literally hunt you down and ruin your life because of what you said
I've never seen 4chan attack people's livlihoods like people on tumblr do
Except in instances where someone is abusing children or animals
>>125009409
i'm glad that people still use that generic creepy eye gif
>>125009473
That's doesn't sound like people being sensitive, it just sounds like common sense advice to me.
>>125009409You feel your Sans cumming on your back
headcanon sans voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw
>>125009494
I'm cracking up at that baby Papyrus
>>125009420
With this one you get three forms for the price of one.
>Replaying Genocide
>Rather backstab Toriel once she gives up, attack her outright from the start
>One hit kill
>"Y... you... really hate me that much...?"
ah fuck me.
>>125009629
I haven't even eaten anything in 8 hours and I'm going to loose what little calories are in my system
>>125009494
Thanks anon. I am fulfilled.
If I were to have a say, I'd imagine her to be short like Sans but with a personality similar to Undyne and Papyrus looking up (or down) to her.
>>125009648
Counter point, do it, it'll probably be funny in the short term.
>>125009494
Looks like the same artist as this. I like that baby Papyrus.
>>125009656
What, I just assumed it was a picture of sans sprite so I didn't click on it. That is fuckin creepy man.
>>125009629
I'd rather take the furry skeleton brothers, thanks
>>125009760
I doubt Gaster was always this lumpy.
>>125009629
I'll ask the obvious question.
Why is Sanshurt?
>>125009676My uncle who died acted a lot like Sans, right down to the depression hidden behind quirkiness and dad-jokes. One of the reasons I like Sans is how much he reminds me of him.Needless to say, these threads are not always a very pleasant place for me.
>>125009656
jesus christ you made me click it
>>125008553Flirtanon?
>>125009629
I know you're baiting and all but human AUs are always going to be a thing, and since they are, I will say thatas messed up as it is, I kinda like the idea of a human Sans with some kind of chronic illness. It makes sense, since he has 1 HP and all.
>>125009756
Anon go make spaghetti or something.
>>125003309
That's true.
>>125009838
even tumblr recognises that he's cancer :^)
>>125009676You feel your Sans cumming in your ass
I'm having a really bad night
What do you guys do to feel better
>>125009654
Ahh, Oh if the dough becomes too easy to mix ( gooey and pliable) its been ruined. Keep it nice and crumbly, how i think of this is: The butter staying cold is the core idea, keeping it consolidated from developing with wheat gluten, and why minimizing handling with hands is stressed importantly as to prevent it from warming it prematurely
all these short anonsso cute!
>>125009629
Killing the skelebros would be easier this way
>>125009838
He's supposed to be very chronically ill to symbolize his having only 1 HP.
>>125009654
Pretty much, I've seen social justice types on Tumblr self-cannibalize over a shitty joke shoop they claimed was "erasing" a black character who was never even in the picture in the first place, and instead of conceding their defeat they then proceeded to go all out because apparently if that person wasn't actually racist then they would've added the black guy over the other guy in the first place.
It's the Steven Universe shit all over again.
>>125009768
>>125009852
I love how it perfectly hides it so you wouldn't know unless you clicked
>>125009904
Think about goat
>>125009869
I'm making spaghetti tomorrow
I guess I can get a sandwhich or something
>>125009905
Here actually is my bare mise en place
>>125009905
fuck that, I'm going to buy a crust insteadI appreciate the heads up though, now I know why my last crust failed
>>125009904
i dont
embrace the bad times, anon
they're all around us
>>125009904
Feel better?
>>125009970
Ahaha the steven universe shit was so painful
creators say "draw what you want"
> omg they're literally encouraging child pornography
>>125009865
Different anon but I like to think that your HP in the underground is a reflection of your soul's health instead of physical health since that's what you're fighting with and what monsters essentially are. Sans has given up on nearly everything so his soul or willpower is weak.
>>125009932
That's so retarded because if sans having "1 HP" (which you have to data-mine to get that information) was an issue enough to make him chronically ill he'd have that problem as a monster too.
>>125009865
Sans doesn't canonically have 1 HP, the data isn't necessarily accurate or representative of the actual game.
>non-meat pies
i may never understand why people do this
>>125009865
I dunno, it kind of makes Papyrus seem like an utter cunt while giving Sans a get out of jail free card to me, to be honest. I mean, Papyrus gives Sans a hard time for being lazy and not even trying to do his best when he knows he's better than he acts, if Sans is chronically ill and struggling with it then it really changes their whole dynamic.
I mean, Sans is the one who takes care of Papyrus more than the other way around, Papyrus would just seem mean and pathetic if his seriously ill brother went out of his way to try and look after him and he still shat on him for not being good enough.
>>125009427
T-thanks?
>>125010103
> meat-pies
how do people stomach such a thing
the very idea of it is making my stomach turn
>>125010083
Yes, because killing the innocent makes your soul healthier
>>125010103
Never tried mince pies? That shit is delicious.
>>125010103
>meat pies
absolutely disgusting
http://www.rainymood.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU
Gonna go to sleep. you should too if it's very late where you are now. See you tomorrow.
>>125009904
Do something I enjoy or wallow in sorrow , have a healthy cry then move on.
>>125009178
It's not so much of my weight, since I have a bit of a beer gut. But more of my face I guess?Every time I ask someone about my appearance, that's the only comment I get. A lot of people I know get surprised whenever I say I'm borderline a NEET and just spend my whole days shitposting. I know that sounds stupid, but eh. I'd post my face here, but I'm not nearly, nor will I most likely ever be, shitfaced enough to do so.
>>125009224
If you're ever faced in the situation where you're taller than the other person, I can 100% say they're more worried than you are.
>>125009860STOP. I'M STARTING TO WORRY I'M BEING TOO OBVIOUS.
>>125010152
>>125010181
You guys don't like chicken/pea/potato pies?
>>125010103
What? Why do non-meat pies seem so weird to you? Have you just only ever had meat-based pies or something?
>>125010006
If you're using a store bought crust, use this Butts Pie recipe I saved from here awhile ago
(Crust is a regular store bought pie crust)
Filling:
2 Tsp Vanilla Extract
4 Tsp Ground Cinnamon
3/4 Cup of Brown Sugar
2 Tsp Corn Starch
1/4 Tsp Salt
2 Cups Milk
1 Egg
1/4 - 1/3 Cup Butter (they used 1/3 but said 1/4 might work better)
Mix in stove pot, then put on oventop on low heat. Mix well until thick.
Topping:
2 Cups Heavy Whipping Cream
1/3 Cup Brown Sugar (Powedered sugar can also be used)
2 Tsp Vanilla Extract
1 Tsp Cinnamon
Whip into cream with electric mixer. (Alternatively, whip by hand for 10+ minutes)
>>125010152
It's like a casserole with pastry on it, what the hell are you bleating about?
Meat pies and dessert-pies are very different but both very good. Only a fool would write one off because of only trying the other.
>>125010083
It's a fun idea, but I feel like it kinda stumbles a little against Asgore.
>>125010215
>STOP. I'M STARTING TO WORRY I'M BEING TOO OBVIOUS.
dude, we can quite easily see you coming a mile away
>>125010103
Ayy I can go for a good shepherd's pie right now where da cheesecake factory at
My own non-understandable sentiment is why people make those crazy norweigian fruit pies with meat? I think. Still trying to remember from reading in the culinary textbook
Heres a fubar pie (diabetes inducing)
Breaking the award tension to bring you a mashup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfFqXmwkMJE
>>125009982
i want to sloppy makeouts with that goat
>>125010215
>flirtanon
Oh hey I think we talked before? I said you seemed like a pretty cool person.
Either way trust me being the taller one always makes me feel like I"m too intimidating despite being a giant pussy that cries all the time.
>>125010215
The Sans avatarfagging helps make it pretty obvious, only a few people actually do that so it narrows the list down pretty heavily.
>>125010275
well that's a little creepy
>>125009904
I jerk off.
>>125009904
I chronically masturbate. The feelings of shame after blowing a load to a dickgirl with huge boobs fucking a shota probably outweighs the high though
>>125009860Oh jesus if flirtanon is tiny like me...
Ohhhhh jesus...
>>125010215
>confirmedOh lord almighty now I can't stop thinking about getting dommed by someone barely taller than me
>>125010239
just gonna go ahead and save this for future reference
>all these anons being short
y'all are adorable
>>125010239
Ooh noice I seen this before in thread too, topping sounds like a meringue, which would be accurate to what Toriel does with hers. (How else would one have a rounded top, double crust? Ha!)
Heres me servan too class
>>125009904
Masturbate to Frisk and/or Chara porn.
>>125010165
The more you kill, the easier it becomes? You build a stronger tolerance and will for it?
>>125010239
Thanks man!
>>125010334
As far as I know it's only Flirtanon and Neetanon and the Pun-Anons that do it, right? And it's easy to tell the difference between them.
>>125010229
literally never had a pie that wan't a meat filling of some sort
mario 64 is winning now
the salt must flow
>>125009904
look at beautiful relationships that I will never be able to come close to having with anyone
>>125010490
COME ON ANONS
WE CAN STILL DO THIS
DETERMINATION!
>>125010403
The topping is basically whipped cream. It's pretty good.
>>125010435
IIRC it's some jazz that a monster's endurance is entirely based around their soul, so the more you distance yourself with hatred and cruel intentions, the easier it is to tear through them.
>>125010184
>Still being able to cry
Get on my level.
I would like to have sex with the robot.
>>125009904
Play Undertale.
Somehow, playing this game is rather soothing and I've never had this with another video game.
Can anyone recommend anything?
>>125010571
Get in line.
I would like to rob a bank with hood nigga Sans and his brother
>>125010103
They're not even the same thing. Sweet pies are a thing just as much as salty, foody ones.
>>125010580
Mother 3 gave me very similar feelings to Undertale. Very comfy and also very emotional.
>>125010570
wanna talk about how much i wish i could cry, and how negatively it's impacted my life for the past 10 years
>>125010580
Wrecking various human civilizations as Asgore "tykes on a immortal kebab's pike" dremurr in a 4X game did it for me for a week. Does require game similar or exactly like Sid's Civilization 4 though
>>125010480
You should try a good fruit pie sometime. They're good, especially with some ice cream on the side when they're still warm and fresh. Obviously, they're more of a dessert instead of being savory like meat pies.
Will he ever get his money? How long until he breaks San's legs?
>>125010559
>Raping a monster would probably kill it, as sexual violence is one of the most vicious ways of hurting and dehumanizing someone
>/utg/ - homemade pie like mom used to make
I can get used to this. It's pretty cozy.
Question for bisexuals in this thread, Would you mind answering,
>gender
>which female character you find most sexually attractive
>which male character you find most sexually attractive
>>125010472
I'm a master of disguise, though. Pun anons do their thing and Flirtanon is busy being all cute and shit but I can seamlessly blend in with other fags. Robots, ghosts, fish, flowers, Gasters...you never know.Point is that I intentionally make myself known, so if you say "neetanon does x", that's only because I'm intentionally doing it.
>>125010740
M
Undyne
Asriel
>>125010740
>female
>Undyne
>Sans
>>125010740
Male
Alphys
Asgore
>>125010740
>F
>Undyne
>Papyrus
>>125010742
Don't care. Go blend in with quality-posters, Master-baiter.Been doing more of that since you got her Skype?
>>125010701
He'll never pay because the timeline will be reset anyway, so not long.
>>125010740
>male
>tie between catty and toriel
>asgore
>>125010708
Brilliant. Rape whichever monster you please, then flick them in the nose, dust the ash off you and continue with your day.
>>125010740
M
Undyne, if she brushes her teeth once in a while
Asriel, but only if legal
Let's set this thread on fire.
>>125010740
>F
>Toriel
>Mettaton
>>125010740
M
Muffet
Grillby
>>125010740
M
tie between toriel/muffet
mettaton
>>125010740
m
toriel
gote
real furfag hours family
>>125010883
>Disarm and rape Undyne the Undying
>Each thrust makes a crit sound and steadily depletes her health-bar
>>125010275
>>125010334
Well....shit.
>>125010332
Oh, hello! Haha, I'm glad you think that,It's more about the attitude than the height.
If you give off a certain vibe, it's the doms job to pick up on that almost instantly. I they don't, they're not doing they're job right.
This is good to know, though. I'm always worried about height differences.
>>125010390
Ahhh~ are you about the same height I am? If you don't mind my drunk self being honest...I'd ravish you likethe lady I was until I figure our your limits.Then it'd be no mercy.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
REMEMBER TO GIVE MOBILE VOTES AS WELL
YOUR PHONE HAS IT'S OWN IP
>tfw sleeping 11 hours a day and still tired all the time
one of these days I'm gonna go to sleep and never wake up
>>125010894
I initially saw Firefuku as his little sister first before a daughter to him. Both are fine.
I'm going to sleep now. It was fun, keep the bonezone alive for me
>>125010930
Why does Grilby remind me of Kyoya from OHSHC?
>>125010960
Damn Mario's catching up.
i'm permanently worried people are intimidated by my height. i wanna be short
>>125011020
don't worry anon, the bonezone will still be alive and thriving tomorrow night.
>>125010930
Hottest character in the game.
>>125010993
Have you taken action to improve sleep?
Feeling of restfulness results from REM-sleep. I'd suggest trying melatonin, it can improve general and REM sleep quality.
Try it out at least.
>>125011020
Sleep well lil lil skell.
>>125011062
Give it to me, being a womanlet is less fun than you'd think.
>>125011062Being short is horrible, trust me. Enjoy your thing-reaching height.
>>125010740
>Fem
>Fuku Fire
>All the skells, including Gasterbut Sans has the most porn so maybe I'm biased towards himHonestly though, there aren't many characters I wouldn't consider fucking
>>125011007
This is so cute. Total crack shipping but I fucking love it already.
>>125010740
M
Snowdin Shopkeeper
Edgegote
>>125010960
more likely that they use mac addresses
>>125011062
It's not a bad thing. It makes it easier to handle social situations since people tend to be less "aggressive" as they are a bit taken back. You'd feel terrible if you were short instead.
>>125011007
Pretty sure the "arms" on the creature are actually supposed to be its lips.
>>125010837
Hey now, I'll always be a Sansfag at heart, and in my professional opinion, those are the highest quality posters out there.I haven't worked up enough courage to contact her oh god I'm a loser faggot end my existence
>>125010958
I'm 4'9". Which is very...frustrating. To say the least.I may be a NEET virgin loser but all my wild fantasies include bad times. Verrrrry bad times.But realistically yeah I'm probably a weenie who won't be able to handle much of anything. Hell if I know.
>>125010740
>F
>Undyne, duh
>Not really that sexually/romantically interested in the guys in this game. Maybe Grillby, based on physical appearance alone.
>>125010952
>Monster Kid forever memorising the crit sfx for the rest of his life
>>125010960
oh dang, might as well then.
>>125010993
Clearly harnessing inner Sans.
>>125010740
I can't get off to this game.
>>125010894
Sounds good to me.
>>125011026
I can't unsee it either, must be why I like him so much.
>>125010740
>male
>Toriel=Undyne
>Mettaton=Asgore
>>125010740
F
Undyne, I guess? Not really attracted to any of the female characters. Undyne comes closest but she's not bara enough for me
Sans, obviously, but MTT's a close second
>>125010894
I've pondered some headcanon lately. That some species of monster, such as Fires like Grillby and Fuku, have their colour determined by their virtue(s), even if their soul isn't strong enough to have a color.
This means Fuku has Kindness, and Grillyby?
BRAVERY
AND POTENTIALLY JUSTICE.
>>125011020
sleep well lil skell
>>125011095
yep, already on melatonin, all it seems to do is make me go to sleep faster but I don't feel any more rested or anything after
plus it gives me muscle cramps in my legs which is annoying
>>125011250
is the sign supposed to be a pun too or is the artist just dumb
>>125011216
Might uh, want to dial back the Tumblr speaking patterns ever so slightly.
>>125011350
It could be that Grillby is specifying that vocalizing them is forbidden. You can pun to yourself, or perhaps quietly, as much as you'd like.
>>125011308
My Nigga
>>125011315
He'll get his justice once he gets his fucking money.
>>125007598
Holy fuck that's adorable
>tfw no qt short bf to cuddle against his will
>>125011386
that's what i was hoping, since that ties into him being mute, but one can never be too sure
>>125011428
He's not mute though. Did you talk to him after True Pacifist end?
Gentlemen.
How do we fuck fire?
>>125011428
He's not mute, he's just quiet.
He gives you a 'Good Job' in True Pacifist.
>>125011507
Wear a water wiggler.
>>125005587
Holy fuck that is not how you hold a trombone. I am fucking triggered here
>>125011463
nop, i still havent gone back to the game and fished for secrets since my pacifist playthru no spoilers please.
>>125011518
what a cute burning man
>Lewdster anonymously asking Sinto619 on tumblr if they know him
Goddamnit Lewdster quit being such a dork
>>125011319
Muscle cramps? Interesting.
Tried eating magnesium? It's vital for energy production, muscle relaxation at least.
If you have deficiency, it could have all kinda subtle symptoms like that. But it's a bit hard to find out, since measuring it is a bit expensive, and it's really, really slowly replenished even when you supplement it.
But unless you're broke, I'd try it. 500-1000mg magnesium and alongside with it at least 200mg calcium(this is needed for balance).
Bit of speculation here since I can't diagnose you from here but hopefully you'll figure something out.
I've had tons of sleep and energy problems as well.
>>125011536
>expecting Tumblr to know how anything works
For fuck's sakes half of them can't even draw a dick facing the right way up.
>>125010740
>male
>muffet/toriel (cant pick)
>asriel
>>125011216We can work slow, love. I'd love to learn your limits.
>You'll never have warrior training with Undyne
>>125011216Just contact her, holy shit anon.
>>125011507
Fuck in a jacuzzi.
So since Papyrus thinks Mettaton is sexy, does that make himgay?
>>125011698IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
>>125011350
It was a request i made from an art anon.
I just thought it would be funny grillby fighting sans's puns with puns.
man there sure are a lot of bisexuals here.
>>125011507
Fire-proof condom
>>125011734NO ONE COULD HANDLE IT
>>125011026
Well, they're both kuuderes who are friends with characters indebted to them.
Why the fuck did I put black pepper in my pea soup
this doesn't work at all, turned out much better last time.
>>125011746
it' great, since it's funny on multiple levels.
>>125011748
It's called asbestos.
If you really have the detemination to persue fire booty, enjoy the lung cancer.
>>125011747
Blame Assriel.
>>125011591
I love arts of Asriel and Frisk being little dorks.
>>125011717
I'm pretty sure he's too innocent to even know that most people have sexual preferences, if he even truly understands sex and attraction at all.
Doubt he'd care at all what gender someone was if he honestly fell for them.
>>125011717
He's robosexualand gay
>>125011717
Everyone finds Mettaton sexy regardless of sexuality.
>>125011747
I'm bisex only here. You know for 2D.
>>125011358
But I type exactly how I talk, and always have.Is that a bad thing?
>>125011685YOU'RE TOO NICE I DON'T DESERVE THIS
>>125011708I'd like to wait until I can get my hands on some booze somehow, cause that'll make me braver, hopefully.
>>125011717
Tbh I imagined all the monsters as bi unless implied otherwise, because I'd imagine they're more lax on things like that and also I tend to do this anyway with fiction. Leaves less surprises.
Still, Papyrus says that Mettaton is his "FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE," and in case you haven't noticed ... he's also the only sexy rectangle in the underground. That might've been the joke.
>>125011858
Mettaton was literally engineered for maximal sex appeal.
>>125011816
>>125011591
I require more like this.
Do you flirtanons need a neutral third party to pass your contact details through or what
>>125011747
we're selfish and cant pick one
>>125011747
Most of it is only 2D.They'll probably never touch the same sex IRL warblegarble.
>>125011591
Lewdster is so adorable
>>125011914
Shyanon, she's right there! What if by the time you get your booze she isn't online anymore?
Just message her, darn it! She already likes you!
>start the next chapter motif
I have to be up for work in like three hours, brain
>you could write about early morning cuddling and then shower lewds
b-but
>do it
how many words per day constitutes self harm, I wonder
>>125011940
I volunteer to play anon matchmaker
>>125011924
Is sexuality even a thing for monsters?
Can we say for certain that they reproduce sexually? Or it could be more of a Yerk/Asari?Kiff thing where instead of sex they exhange magic essence or some shit and a child is formed from the mixture.
>>125011747
>willingly depriving yourself of the chance to fuck members of one half of the population
>>125011507
>>125011530
>>125011715
>>125011814
>>125011748
You
IDIOTS
It's MAGIC FIRE, it doesn't burn you. Don't you remember Toriel's fireplace/stove?
I want to write for /utg/
But I don't want to write lewds.
What do?
>>125012063
I still wanna fuck in a jacuzzi.
>>125012063
I wonder if he can't use water-based lube because it'll extinguish his dick
>>125012063
dont YOU remember getting your shit pushed in by toriel at the end of ruins
>>125012025
>Declare yourself the keeper of contact-details for flirty faggots in here>Immediately discard any given to you, tell the person who sent you them that the other person never got back to them
>>125012107
because she was trying to actively do it
>>125012083
follow your heart, write for you and then post for thread
>>125012109
anon that's meanyou like to be bullied huh
tell me I'm a naughty boy /utg/
>>125011914Let me PayPal you some money then.
>>125012083
Write comfy posts
Preferably of Asriel
>>125012132
You're a sweet old lady.
>>125012031
Well, that too. These days I just think whatever you're attracted to is what you're attracted to.I for one am a firm believer in adorable fluffy soul sex that doesn't work if both parties aren't in love.
But seeing as how there's Mettaton, and the drunk bunny who wants to see "hot guys," I'd imagine that they do feel sexual attraction too.
>>125012132
You'rea sweet, kind man anon, and I respect you.
Tell me I'm a boy /utg/
Fuck I just came to a realisation.
I know how Chara takes over Frisk at the end of Genocide, and I know how Flowey begs and cries for his life as while mimicking Asriel's face and voice, whom at the time legitimately believes that Frisk is actually his best friend / brother Chara who he loves.
The little thing that just clicked is that Chara is aware of who Flowey really is, and is willing to kill his own brother quite violently. I know Chara may be bitter that Asriel did not attack the humans when he passed the barrier, but shit, Chara.
>>125012083
Write about Alphys and Undyne sharing a domestic life together.
>>125011747
I'm a massive faggot, I'm not into chicks.I'm into cocks.you get it because chicken hahaa kill me
>>125012083
Could always do comfy stuff.
/utg/ likes Comfy stuff as much as it does lewds.
>>125012184
you're a pansexual fryingpankin
>>125011914You deserve nothing but the best, babe.That being said, I'm honestly here every night. I know folks are poking your about talking to me outside of here, but I want you to do whatever is comfortable for you fist.
>>125012185
Chara is a LOVE 20 demon by that point, they're barely what they were when they were a dumb humanity hating kid.
>>125012131Pick on me.
does anyone have any chara snuff-gore pics or fics?
I have a mighty need
Man you guys are so hard in denial it's practically a way of life. So much cute Asriel stuff, trying to forget the hurt.
>>125012216
>>125012187
First thing that popped into my head just now was Frisk introducing Alphys and Undyne to Crunchyroll or an anime that they have no knowledge of like OPM or TTGL.
Alphys would probably link Spiral Energy directly to Determination.
>>125012250
>>125011914
>talking to me outside of here
yea could you keep it that way?
>>125007183
It's not like skeleton is a single object.
There's nothing holding the parts together.
>talking about the game
please stop doing this, /utg/ is for serious discussion of lewd things only
>>125011747
SJW agenda strikes again
But I guess it's because we're slunts?
>>125012336
Okay.
So how many fingers can you fit inside your asshole?
>>125012309
actually most professional necromancers bind the joints with strips of leather, it makes the construct much more durable
>>125012370
I've never tried before, best guess is three
>>125012370
is this a real question? i can fucking doublefist myself you casual.
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>125011978
Don't underestimate my desperation.
>>125012285
I get the feeling that Undyne would love things like Fist of the North Star.
>>125012256>do not
>>125012362
More like desperate nerds. You'd probably hate yourself after if you actually did it.
>>125011978
Joke's on you, I've fucked one of oldest childhood friends in the ass multiple times.
In fact I lost my virginity to him
Also diddled a few fat chicks and I'm still not sure if I actually vagoo or not, I should probably get with a girl that doesn't weigh two and half times more than me
New bread. It's early, but I'm too drunk to pay attention to text post.
>>125012361
>>125012361
>>125012361
>>125012361
>>125012416
Like a true man.
>>125011940Seriously, this thread is getting ridiculously /soc/ in a very bad way. Over half of this thread isn't even anons talking about Undertale, just gossip about each other. Euro hour threads aren't really that comfy anymore. It's more like people act friendly but with a weird sense of Tumblr passive aggressiveness hidden underneath. It's the time to post cute art and discussion in peace when all the lewdposters are gone. Not... whatever this is.I'd contribute some comics of my own but we hit image limit.
>>125012083
Speculationfic about the life of the Amalgamates before they "fell down"? Or Alphys's childhood with Bratty and Catty.
>>125012083
Asriel comfy fics. With Chara or Frisk?
>>125011978
I don't think I ever will, yet I have like 45 gigs of gfur here.
>>125012209
thats pretty good actually. 7/10
>>125012481
Well okay, I just meant in general most people. I did something similar.
>>125012370
I can fita whole fist tbqh
>>125012254
Hm... True. I kinda forgot that the game gets a little funky with Chara being a demon that communicates to the Player rather Frisk. That part seems a bit, off by the way. Still depressing however, Asriel legitimately thought it was his only friend coming for him.
>>125012370
I dunno, maybe like thr- >>125012416
holy fuck m8
>>125012450Now we need a couple of bystander anons to start fellating you for standing up to me, and stop attacking you.
>>125012515
I hate people like you to be perfectly honest.
>>125012008
Need to grow some balls first, man.
>>125012143As much as I would like to say yes because I really am poor as shit, I couldn't accept cause I'd feel bad about it. I'll just steal money from my dad or something.
>>125012250Damn it, you are seriously the best. I'll be brave enough to contact you one day! Hopefully..
>>125011978
I can't really imagine myself fucking dudes unless they were like Asgore. Thick and cute.
>>125012302
Seconded. At first it was cute but now it's getting annoying.
>>125012496I agree, this is becoming /soc/. I don't know what to do about it though.
>>125012632
And why?
>>125012687
It wouldn't be stealing, I really want to see someone happen between you two.
I understand that sometimes it takes liquid courage to do so.
>>125012778
i mostly hate scrolling through the end of a thread with 60% of the posts being spoilertext flirting.
Holy shit these votes are going up fast.
It's like 300 votes every couple minutes.
>>125012787
Have Flirtanon and NEETanon make a temporary e-mail to exchange their IRL contact info and take all their personal drama and fetish talk off the site. All it's been doing is turning these threads into /soc/ for the last few weeks or so and it's making these threads actively unfun to be around, especially when the pun anons aren't around to lighten the mood.
>>125013024
Thing is they won't do it because they're too chicken shit to actually. And they won't get all the attention here that they get if they stop. At least those two faggots who used to flirt toned it down or stopped altogether, but these two constantly do it and it's getting annoying.
>>125013348
>And they won't get all the attention here that they get if they stop
I strongly suspect that's the case. If people complain they'll just accuse you of trying to take away their fun or ask how come you're not contributing to the discussion, or any of the other cliche phrases that mark Tumblr newfags. But if we try to ignore it then it'll just spur them to do it even more like someone else said, since they crave the attention.
>>125013348
Flirtanon actually gave her their skype.
I guess they've just been to chicken shit to actually message them.
>>125012370
Twenty.
>>125012209
Sans and Snowdrake would be proud.
>>125003778
He'd be a good towelboy.
>>125005148
The best kind of bullying is leaving him to suffer as a flower for all eternity.
>>125006757
>>125007078
Now let's imagine one without either.
>>125007530
>all this Frisk-giving-goatnerd-his-SOUL AU wank
>not a single picture of Frisk possessing Assriel's hand and making him hit himself repeatedly
>*You ask Asriel to stop hitting himself.
>*You repeatedly ask Asriel to stop hitting himself.
>*You ask Asriel why he's still hitting himself
>the sweet sound of his sob-wracked bleats fills you with DETERMINATION
>>125008553
>sansfags are all underage girls
It all makes sense now.
>>125009904
Come here and realize that my life could be so, so much worse.
>>125011747
Explains the degeneracy
>>125012185
Yes.
He also uses his killing intent to wipe out Toriel, and dispatches Asgore himself. He hates the goats. A lot.
>>125018858
Excuse you, I'm a flaming homo. Then again I never post so I guess you're right.
>>125018751
>"Oh god," sobs Asriel. "Not again!"
So quiet wtf?
>>125021359
Everyone moved anon.
>>125019078
It's nice that we're good for something.
