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>News
- The 8th NA Splatfest, Burgers vs Pizza, is now live!
- The 8th EU Splatfest, Pineapple on Pizza is Delicious vs Disgusting, takes place on 12/12, 19:00 CET! https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/673094795271737344
- Mahi-Mahi Resort is now available!
- Nintendo Treehouse held an in-house Splatoon tournament!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdOcB9Rhpgw
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SEX
>that op
Is there an updated splatoon sales count?
Reminder that Pineapple has no place on a pizza.
Cute squidboy discovers a budding love for all that is bling.
>>124435869
this, sorry callie
>that's the actual EU theme
Holy shit I thought /ink/ was joking
>>124435702
DR2 is pretty great if you can stomach the mediocre amateurish writing of DR1.
>>124435842
~2,8 million
>get disconnected when i found the dream team with Lunar
Just kill me now
>>124436035
buy a LAN adapter
>>124436035
>mfw noticing you're gone
See you around.
Thick Inklings
>>124435956
Honestly I preferred the first one over the 2nd but maybe it was simply because of the novelty of the first.
But when it got to the final 1/3rd of the game 2 was excellent.
I wish Splatfest had a grace/overlap period in the last 6 hours or so where you could play ranked if you're done grinding.
>>124436035
>found lunar yesterdayas the enemy,that fucker foresaw our battle,too bad i lost
All of the Mac Tonight, Burger King, and Cheeseburger apocalypse posts on miiverse are making me smile.
>feel compelled to get the other bamboozler
>fug the objective
>get my shit fucked up
i was clearly outskilled
>forget that the mode is splat zones, not turf
>i'm the one hosting
i think i'm getting poo brain, guys
>>124435660
>Pineapple on Pizza is Delicious vs Disgusting
No matters how many time I see that, that's dumb as fuck
sneezing versus coughing sounds like a better alternative at this point
>>124436190
STOP POSTING THIS
EVERY FUCKING TMIE I SEE IT I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE BETWEEN HER THIGHS AND SNIFF AND LICK HER PUSSY THROUGH THOSE SKINTIGHTPANTIES BUT IT NEVER
EVER
HAPPENMS
FUCK
>>124436190oh yeah she posted this too but i never uploaded it
REMOVE PINEAPPLES
>>124436306
It was fated.;)
>continue losing on Team Pizza
>say fuck it
>equip memespray rg
>Start having win streaks
Is some kind of Inkling karma gonna get me back for this cheapness or what?
alright private lobby, tia here
i'm going to host 5 more matches
>>124435660
>using outdated OP
Die.
>>124436963
Either way, prepare to lose edition.
>>124436975
-ThatSSo
supkey?
We can't let these sick fucks win.
>>124436920
lets hope next splatfest we join forces
I love it when I'm on a full team of woomies and we completely destroy an entire team of spaghettis.
>>124437093
>>124436975
I can take over and host a new private lobby afterwards if people are up for?
Streaming our current lobby by the way.
www.twitch tv/IAMUSORRY
>>124437209
hope the splatfest is going well, i chose to opt out of splatfest this time. Slowly making progress.
>>124437257
Woomy Power!
>>124437584
Looking good.Though I feel bad for the woomy.
>>124437584
the inkling looks way too happy about being bullied.
>>124437584
glad to see that you still working and keeping us updated
>>124437789
they probably haven't colored the tears yet, they posted this one last time
>>124437248
>Luna and Kelp fighting as one
Gay.We would slam so much shit together.
shoot, is this the 3rd or 4th match?
either way, i think the next one is gonna be the last one
i'm really hungry and can barely think straight lol
>>124436450
>holding the soft tentacle
Thank you, friend, this is wonderful
>after 10 games of solo S+ ranked I have gained 0 points and lost 0 points
>>124437584
>that octoling belly
>guy snipes a guy waiting to kill me after i land right after he kills me
>booyahs
thanks
we burger king now
>you're a King/Queen on a team of Champions
I SHALL LEAD YOU, MY CHAMPIONS
>>124438869
>guy ferri
this meme needs to stop
>>124438904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw
good luck anon
>>124438952
Every Tumblr meme needs to stop exceptSplat Tim. They can keep running with that one as long as they'd like to. Best meme theft ever.
thanks for playing, everybody, that was fun
>>124437523
I'm in even though I'm gradually starting to perform bad. Tia lobby was fun while it lasted.
>>124439112
>meme theft
smek~
>>124439112
pretty sure that was a tumblr meme to begin with
>>124439158
>thinking Tumblr came up with Splat Tim
They just expanded it magnificently.
shit dude I wasn't even planning on queen status, at this rate though
>>124439383
uh... they did come up with it
>>124439117
GGs, thanks for hosting.
Rehosting the private lobby.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>124439341
Nope, everything after 3 is Tumblr though.
>>124439484
Except they didn't. The first three pics weren't made by anyone on Tumblr.
>>124439496
yeah, no
Does anyone still have the first piece of splatoon fanart from the E3 announcement? I can't remember what it wasor if it was lewd.
>>124439158
Nobody here is claiming Splat Tim as ours. They did, however, steal Woomy, and we can all thank that retard Eli for that. Thank goodness that guy isn't around here anymore.
>>124439383
Oh. I guess this idiot is, but that's just one guy.
>>124439664
It was lewd, and made ten minutes after.
>>124439678
i thought eli was responsible for bringing it to the attention of reddit
>>124439678
I never said /ink/ made Splat Tim. Tumblr just didn't either.
Here comes your king /ink/.
>>124439678
i thought that was the eagle guy
>>124439760
He did so by linking to a post on his Tumblr.
>>124439806
Any private lobbies up still have room? Finally got royalty and can quit the splatfest andbecause I disconnected from a dream team...
Why are you in ranked with that weapons
>Brushes
>Hipster weapons
Splatlings, sloshers
>Motion controls are superior weapons
Chargers
>Stick controls are superior weapons
Shooters, blasters
>I suck but still want to have fun weapons
Rollers
>>124438216
what does this say
>>124440040
is this supposed to be impressive?
ripkeynow I'm back to having shitters spamming cmon instead of booyah
>>124440040
the hell am i reading
who are you quoting
>>124440040
>>124440234
Forgot quote >>124433657
>>124440201
He said he was tired of carrying your shit ass.
>>124440201
pizza scum, both of you
>>124440040
>octobrush
>bad in ranked
>implying carbon is a crutch
>hipster weapons
What does this even mean?
>>124440423
he was good but I expected moreIt was the other way around, could have just been an imposter key even though he was cool
>get team good enough that I can focus on kills and let them take care of turf
>win every match by hunting down enemy squids the whole time and keeping my team alive
>booyahs all day
>20 game winstreak
>d/c
>three FRs shortly after
>friend's list is already full
>"You're awesome at Splatoon! Wanna be Friends?"
>"You're pretty good!"
Fuck me, these kids are all B and we'd get destroyed if we teamed up outside Splatfest but I'd feel really bad if I rejected them.
Gg sorry lobby. Those were good games. That's enough splatoon for the day. I'm already brain dead from playing too much.
cya around kylegamer, rockin, and kochies, goddamn comm errors
What are your plans with your snails?
Me:
>build an ink recovery set for the .96 gal for turf war
>>124441437
try and get some nice triples on the new gear
>>124441437
Finish my Carbon set.
Trying to get triple swim speed on head and shoes, and triple damage up on shirt.
>>124441437
I'm just gonna horde them
>>124441437
Re-roll some gear from 2.3, and then try for 2-3 Run Speed+ on 18k Aviators.
Why the hell do they keep ruining fresh gear with shit abilities, especially LDE on shades.
>>124441437
gonna get some runspeed gear
>>124441437
I decided I wanna use the robot suit with the heavy splatling so I'm going to save scum until I get optimal rolls with it.recommended skills?
>>124441878
Special Charge up, and hope the splatling with the bubble effect comes out soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3uq7HP5pKQ
Anyone up for a lobby?
NNID:Oraxel
>>124441437
Reroll for my fast set and ink recov set. I'll use the remaining ones for my Octo boots.
>>124441437
Secret Aerospray tech
>>124441878
>been playing A LOT of Fallout 4
>been using my Power Armor with Heavy Weapons on my last character
>2 days before Splatfest been brushing up on not sucking
>using Power Armor and a Splatling Deco
>>124441437
looking for damage triples on a swim speed gear to finally finish my charger set
I keep trying to shoot down at things and end up getting blocked way before my cursor is close to the ground. Is this common? Or am I just fucking up somehow?
>>124441878
At least 1 Run Speed+ main on all Splatlings, even Hydra (extended charge/fire = more walking).
>>124441437
Rollscum
>>124437584
Is she supposed to be staring at squidgirl's chest?
>on Mall
>fighting what are clearly little kids
>98% of map covered in our ink
>somehow one of theirs walking around in their main plaza that missed our death squad
>he's just casually strolling around with his ink brush
>wonder if he's lagging
>shot him once
>he slowly turns and begins to panic flick
>splat him
I wanted to feel bad, but holy shit it was funny to watch.
>>124441787
>dat yugoh
>>124442358
It's common, ink fires from the barrel of your gun.
Most annoying on Splatlings since they're so low to the ground.
>killed while standing behind sorry
>killed while behind a wall by sorry
FUCK your dynamo shit ever single time
>dream team on my team
we got this burger boys
>>124441787
>that burning oil rig
10/10
...!
>>124442358
Yes. This happens a lot.try jumping
>broke 300k on the bamboozler
>now 5th on the list of area inked
my precious child, i love you so
does anyone have any pics of inklings with bamboozlers?
>>124442693
>prelude_to_lewd
>>124442417
they're making a sequel to the last octbully pic they made; in that one the octoling stole her zapfish doll i think
>>124442775
prelewd
>>124442578
>dynamos trying to flick
>mow them down with my heavy splatling before they get it off
>I wasn't even in range of their attack anyway.
>>124442836
why would you draw something like that
I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon. She is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday. I love her because 1. She is a bit of a narcissist like me, meaning I wouldn't have to hear her complain about how fat she is or some shit. 2. She would not be like other girls where she would just want to go shopping or some unnecessary thing, she seems like she would play some vidya with you and laugh when you lose. and 3. Her soft body would feel good to cuddle with after a long day. I think about how our first dates would go, and then when the time comes for her to look at my dick, she would laugh at how small it is but still give a nice BJ. I would never have sex with her as it would probably kill her, but we would probably adopt a child. She would be a pretty good mom too, keeping kids disciplined and under control. We would grow old together and die together, and live happy. I can't wait for the VR age to come so I can program a virtual Marie and live out these fantasys. Maybe we would have some fights but since we are both mature we would get over it quickly. Sometimes I even have dreams of these fantasys, or other things like how our honeymoon would go. Oh Marie, I wish you were real, you would complete me...every thread
>>124442025
Starting.
>>124442960
>Mariefags have to talk about their tiny dicks every thread now
why
>>124442025
Can I join?Alexster69
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>burgrpants
why
>>124443356
i saw someone named FALLOUTBOY today
>>124443393
Just joined
>>124443356
I saw a Dio Brando.It was a woomy.
>>124442025
3/8
2 hours left. Make them count.
>>124443571
I saw a ME, DIO! earlier. It gave me a nice chuckle.
>thanks to this splatfest and its sprinkler friendly nature
>zap89 jumped to most used
Fucking Sprinkler on these maps, so much fun
Oh well I reached champion, this was a fun splatfest. Goodbye n zapper dream team.
>get on a winning team
>get DC every time
>>124443283
It's only natural to want to
>>124443356
>TheWhopper
>Title of Burger King
>>124442578
I traded kills with that guy a lot of times. I wonder if I showed up on the stream.
Whats a good recommended weapons for someone at level 16? I don't mind if its a few levels above but some recommendations would be great. Just generally strong weps
>>124443817
callie's got hips like a trailer truck
>>124442917
not the same anon, not the drawfag either, but i think it's a nice change from the normal woomy pics they do, an inkling needs to learn their place every now and then
>>124441437
I have no idea. I like my current set.
>>124443952
Zap 89
Krak-on roller
Splattershot
Splattershot Jr
.96 gal (regular, not deco)
>>124444072
Go back to your hole, sucker scum
>>124443952
I'm the same level as you, great success with Tri-Slosher, N'Zap '89, either Splattershot, and Carbon Roller.
>>124444072
back underground you go
>>124444072
Fuck off before I call adolf squitler to finish the job.
>rwbysenpai
really
GGs Lobby, that was fun
>3 of us burgers vs 4 pizzas
>we still win
So, pizzafags, who here's ready to lose either way due to popularity? I sure am.
the world is clearly in need of more chubby callie
>all these burgershits with dynamo rollers
>>124444478
Have fun losing, pizza eater.
>>124441787
I love it. Quite accurate.
I think I may actually be in love with Spyke from Splatoon. he is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday. I love him because 1. he is a bit of a jew like me, meaning I wouldn't have to hear him complain about how rich he is or some shit. 2. he would not be like other urchins where he would just want to go stealing or some unnecessary thing, he seems like he would gamble some shekels with you and laugh when you dont get what you want. and 3. His
thorny body would feel good to cuddle with after a long day. I think about how our first dates would go, and then when the time comes for him to look at my snails, he would laugh at how small my collection it is but still give a nice roll. I would never have sex with him as it would probably kill him, but we would probably smoke seaweed. he would be a pretty good dealer too, keeping kids rolling and ordering gear. We would grow old together and die together, and live happy. I can't wait for the VR age to come so I can program a virtual Spyke and live out these fantasys. Maybe we would have some fights but since we are both mature we would get over it quickly. Sometimes I even have dreams of these fantasys, or other things like how our seaweed mansion would go. Oh Spyke, I wish you were real, you would complete me...
>>124444467
This
>>124441787
>hungry burger
>>124444467
Please no more Callie
>>124444581
Simply ebin
>be a Spaghetti
>make new friend
>he and I quickly become bros
>turf war all the time together
>be the best of friends
>one day he and I are play wrestling
>have him pinned
>he pinches my ass and says I'm cute
>be confused....
>"wait he's just joking"
>wake up next day... are my spats getting shorter?
>bro keeps making passes at me
>still in denial
>wake up next day.... were my hair tentacles always this long and heavy? I have to wear them down now
>turf war with bro
>he wrestles with me afterward
>pins me
>kisses me
>I freak out and run home
>wake up next day... notice I seem to have grown a bosom
>go to Booyah Base hoping to avoid bro
>nope, he finds me
>pretend like nothing is wrong
>turf war
>afterward he wrestles me
>feel embarrassed for some reason whenever I look at him
>pins me
>puts his hand down my spats.... "well what do we have here?"
>realize my dick is gone
>OH GOD!!!
>remember that Inklings can change gender
>my body betrayed me
>I am a Woomy now.....
>so conflicted
What do? WHAT DO?!?!
>>124444736
A grown man wrote this
>>124444736
kill yourself
>>124444169
>>124444232
Appreciate the advice, thanks for the help!
>>124444445
>tfw Marie hasn't won since August
I knew what I was getting into tbqh I just hope it isn't lopsided again
>>124444690
>Hungry Burger
>the rig on fire
I normally hate these reddit-tier Played/Expected/Got images with tons of reactions for Got but you did well anon
>>124444736
>>124444904
>tfw Callie hasn't lost since August
>>124444904
It IS fucking lopsided because Ninty keeps giving her the more popular choice, and it's going to BE like that because they don't analyze shit, they just take things at face value, cause they're lazy as fuck.
>>124444736
never expected to find TG in /ink/I'd fap to it in picture form
>>124445145
>pirates
>popular
hold up
>>124444736
Well fuck him obviously... Clearly you wanted him or else you wouldn't have changed gender for him. He's your boyfriend now. You are now a woomy, just accept it. If anything he'll buy you gear and give you Super Sea Snails. Just roll with it, my boyfriend gives me stuff all the time and has my back in ranked.
Is the private lobby still going?
>>124445145
>wahhh marie keeps losing, it's nintendo's fault not mine
>>124445186
Marie was ninja, dumbass, remember
>>124445217
Anon...
>>124445220
Yep
A-at least it wasn't a knockout this time.
>>124445270
>one person's fault a splatfest team loses
>>124445217
Anon, have you ever had thoughts about ending your own life?
I would greatly appreciate if you gave it a try.
>>124445270
I guess it isn't NECESSARILY Nintendo's fault but it certainly ain't mine.
>ink is highly inefficient against humans
>bullets are highly inefficient against post-apocalypse humanoid cephalopods
>bullets are efficient against humans though
>ink and water, and as a consequence, spit, are all efficient against squibs and octos
>humans and squids/octopi switch weapons
who wins?
>matched up against a Pizza Defender named HomeSlice
>>124444072
>wanting to hurt that face
also why do they always draw their woomy with yellow tentacles and the bandage
>>124445287
thought you were talking about callie, my bad family
>>124445420
>ain't
>>124444736
Yup. I remember the time I first became a Spaghetti for my girlfriend. It's okay, anon. It means you like him.
>>124445287
Ninjas got the popular vote and still lost.
Marie is doomed to have the most shitters on her side every time. Only exception was Decepticons.
>>124445430
We don't give them guns, we just use flamethrowersthat would work right?
And if not, there's always rocket launchers
>>124445524it's fine
>>124442025
sent you a request
>>124444736
>inlings can change gender
SOMEBODY MAKE A FUCKING DOUJIN ABOUT THIS!
>we will never get a Splatoon animu
y evn liv guys?
>>124445594
That's the word he used, good job.
>>124445598
>Ninjas got the popular vote and still lost.
Are you delusional, or just retarded?
>>124445598
>Marie is doomed to have the most shitters on her side every time
I wonder why...
>>124444736
You should kill yourself.
>>124445430
Humans. People will just weaponize water and make armored vehicles that shoot out water.
>>124445598
The thing of it is, popularity is a disadvantage.
If the popular has at least around a 15+ percentage "upper hand"
When popularity is about 2-8%, then it becomes an advantageous asset
>>124440040
get gud fag
>>124445759
Splatoon has already appeared in animu, mango, doujins, comics, cartoons, etc. Never say never.
Lobbys up, join plz
>>124441437
I want to get shoes with triple running speed, clothes with triple defense, and headgear with triple ink reduction on main weapon. It'll be my gold dynamo roller set for fucking people in turf war.
>>124445598
And dogs.
>>124445642
>>124442025
Alright, added. Lobby is back up.
>>124445762
are you?
>>124445792
>armored vehicles that shoot out water.
Every city has a fire truck.
>>124445909
what animu is this?
/r/ing the Inkling/Octoling hybrid girl picture. Can't find it.
>>124445768
>the squid sister alone is the reason why she continues to lose
Gr8 analiticks there tee bee kyoo aich family member
14/99 and constant comm errors on the lobby screen, i'm not gonna make it
>>124445930
Dogs lost wins...
>>124445145
>ninty should care about waifufags
Please no
>>124446134
and nintendo isn't resolving this issue either.
>>124446001
I honestly hope you don't mean this.
You probably mean the one with the big ass tho.
Either way, /ink/ stated several times that it is forbidden to mix the inks.
>>124445930
cats had more wins
>>124445991
>>124446171
barely
>>124446108
what
>>124446274
>>124446171
Oh that's right, I forgot.
>>124444445
Its a cold day in hell when the contest is an unpopularity contest.
>>124446195
I never said thatdid i?but come the fuck on, you need to admit that popularity gets fucked over wayy too hard.
>>124446261
nah, that thing's creepy as hell. 2d drawing, one with both types of tentacles and the octoling mascara shit?
>>124446001
This one?
>>124446216
What do you propose they do about the fact that Mexicans and South America exist?
People keep saying the Wii U is picky about external drives, but is it dangerous to savescum just using a microsd and usb adapter? I wouldn't really use it for much else.
>>124446396what do you think?
>>124446340
This is the other forbidden mix.
Do not ask for any more forbidden content, leave this place, and do not come back.
Unless you post big octoling asses.
why do octoling have one eye mostly covered by the tentacle blinding bang thing
plus they die a lot and get no important roles other than dying a lot
they're basically rachael foley all over again
when will we get to play as the octos
why nintonde why
>>124446396
Idk what the hell you're talking about
>>124446410
Because saving to an SD only has so many reads and writes. After sometime it's going to stop reading or writing basically. that is why.
>>124446473
Kill it
This is why those Inkopolis protesters trying to "liberate interracial marriage" are a menace
>>124446216
If this continues in the sequel, boycott it, because fuck that.
>>124446396
Do they got dosh? Not him, but I don't fuggin know, something would be nice or some explanation.
>>124446410
You really shouldn't savescum anyways, you just turn out to be a giant, holier-than-thou, S+ faggot anyways.
>>124446651
Then elaborate a bit, what is the "issue" that you want Nintendo to resolve?
>>124446372
Yeah! Thanks a lot, anon.
What would be a good weapon for the son of a shepherd?
Are the buckets adequate for slopping Wilfred?
>>124446697
>boycott it
Fuck that
You know you're going to buy it either way, you dumb shit
>>124446697
>Do they got dosh? Not him, but I don't fuggin know, something would be nice or some explanation.
So you want Nintendo to just apply some magic, or something? Explanation of what?
>You really shouldn't savescum anyways
>S+ players are all savescummers
Jesus Christ.
Boy this tread needs more midriff armor, combat boots and fancy long gloves.
And in general sexy octopi.
>>124446709
>>124446396
You should remember that nintendo gave nintendo Brazil, probably the biggest revenue chance country in SA, the middle finger, and for good reasons
>>124446909
>>124446909
>>124446697
Then they shouldn't have made the gear system completely RNG dependent and charged out the ass for re rolls.
>>124446651
How much does the wii U write? SD cards seem fine for most other applications.
>>124446909
magnum dong empire warrior comming through
Well my burger bros and sis it's been a pleasure.
73-17 overall
when is the splatfest done?
Pacific (UTC - 8:00) here
>>124446909
I gotcha anon
Reminder that fapping to or sympathizing with Octoscum makes you a traitor.
>>124446835I know, fug
>>124446857
Can they swallow their pride enough to explain why connection issues are such a huge problem, maybe?
And I worded that wrong, I guess I meant to basically say that every S+ isn't a savescummer, but almost every savescummer is in S- to S+
>>124447037
I agree, little less RNG, but if it gave you everything you wanted all the time, wouldn't you get bored much quickly?
>dat sprinkler kill
>>124447237
1 hour 20 minutes
Anybody go more from this artist? It's rather odd, yet somehow I really like these person's Octos.
>>124447278
t. an actual traitor
>>124447321
took my surprise
>>124447310
>S-
>>124446697
theres a new game coming out for this already?
>>124446709
connection. Constantly disconnecting from players. It happens almost every splatfest due to it being region locked (correct me if wrong)
>>124446776
>buckets are annoying and will make everyone mad
>if you use a roller people think you are a squib and people will hate you due to it being "easy going"
>most of the guns are what everyone likes and will tell you blah blah blah
>brushes are annoying and will tire your finger out after 3 matches and you will feel like a work out
Honestly, get a roller. It's easiest for you I would say. Buckets are tedious.
>>124447037
depends on how many times you save the game and open the game. This is why an HDD is better. This is why your wii u has an HDD
>>124447352
thanks senpai
