Yashi is pretty fucking based tbqhwy senpai
>Marathons:
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Mumble Crew Marathon:
-Marathon held by the Mumble Crew
-to be streamed on toufool31's twitch channel
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
mini donuts
reminder
Girls aren't good at speedrunning because they're too busy having sex with alpha males
>>123981789
wording this. yashi is pretty alpha imo
>>123981789
word
i've just stopped caring
>>123982714
same
Mystical Ninja starring Goemon Any% is the greatest speedrun in the world!
Oh goddammit.
>>123982997
it's "god damn it" you fucking mongoloid. it's not one word
mfw crumps is doing a whole month of final fantasy just to get btfo by cereth all over again
>>123982714
Anon, don't give up.
It looks bleak for a lot of us, but it's only going to get worse if we give in.
>>123983254
Crumps is legit based though?
>>123983254>crumps
>>123983445
fuck off
life is pointless and stupid
>>123983190
Did I trigger you?
>>123983953
haha yeah, you got me! learn how to write, dumbass
>>123984109
Nice punctuation friendo.
>>123984109
>doesn't capitalize
Haha that is like basic grammar, retardo.
>>123984553
should be a comma before "friendo" there
Why did webcams take off? Like who fucking cares what someone looks like when they play video games? Half the time it's some faggot vaping during cutscenes and resets
>>123984887
literally cosmo's fault again
>>123984887
a lot of people care about viewers and you statistically get more viewers if you have a webcam
personally, I use a handcam, but that's really just to fill space on my layout
>>123983931
Nope, it's only that way to depressed edgemeisters like Cyberdemon
Don't give up, anon. It's more fun this way.
>last PB was 5k attempts ago
Is Grav a grindmonkey?
>>123985094
I don't get how some ugly looking bloke gets more viewers with a webcam
It makes sense for females to use webcams but not some vaping cunt
>>123985094
input displays are more aesthetically pleasing than handcams and more useful to other/new runners of the game
>>123985251
handcams are only particularly interesting if the run requires some unusual input methods
>>123985489
w h a t g a m e
>>123983254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjRHL16oLBw
can't wait to see him get triggered again all month this year
>>123985251
>>123985536
anything that takes mashing or some shit
I've seen cave story runners in particular use a handcam to show how and when they two and and one hand mash
>>123985536
mystical ninja starring goemon. it requires use of two C buttons at once several times and requires mashing Z button at the end. also requires unusual stick movement for glitches
>>123980479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8i_a6F_K0I
what anime looks like to normal people
>>123980918
syrians are speedrunning this bitch now
>>123989085
Dirty fuckers get away from my purefu
>>123985193
Yes, but he gets a free pass because of his clique status.
>>123988924
normies get out reeeeeeee
>>123985536
Ape Escape 1 & 2 (not the third because it's so slow compared that the handcam will put you to sleep if the game hasn't made you blow your brains out yet)
LiquidxSquid
>>123991001
Normies really are a major downer yo
Thank God for The Collective
Squiddo
>LiquidxSquid still doesn't know how to change his username
lmao @ your life squiddo
>>123991853
Word yoe
Squid aint have the Twitch CONNECTS because he's an autist much like NoobKillerRoof
>>123991853
Twitch doesn't allow name changes.
>>123992556
based peaches with the damage control
>>123992556
>he don't have no connects
Lmaoing @ u family
Mitch is so cringy when he gets mad
>>123992556
nigga namechanges are so easy to get i literally didn't even have to ask for mine. someone just offered to do it for me
Hey does anyone have any feedback on the dreamhack stream?
>>123993254
yeah it's shit. europe fucking blows lol
>>123993254
Didn't watch but I enjoyed being there and doing my runs
>>123993554
You're so quiet I never know if you're enjoying yourself >_>
>>123992953
The poor souls ITT discussing speedrunning, which is really just a proxy we use to discuss our depressive tendencies
jangbang is a fucking faggot and is completely unbased
>>123993671
That's me
>>123992743
>>123992784
>>123992918
Twitch doesn't offer name changes.
>please consider turning off adblock to support my channel!
Not in a million years, buzzo.
>>123993842
fag
>>123993856
uhhhh i changed my name from FairHeadcrab to CoolHeadcrab to CuteHeadcrab to ImGayAndMyNameIsHeadcrab to ElementalHeadcrab pretty sure twitch does offer namechanges...
>>123994067
but slayer you made imgayandmynameisheadcrab...............
>>123993842
you are a huge fucking faggot and only talk about yourself
>>123993254
it sucked, the audio was bad.
>>123994223
Are you talking about the annoying af hockey
vocaroo.com/i/s1HMkG1rBP7y
>>123994205
no?
What's the point of speedrunning at Dreamhack? Nobody there cares about your 30 years old children games. You have literally no audience there.
>>123994345
my life desu
>>123994426
Didn't realise the most important part of a marathon is gathering an epicly large audience of live nuthuggers
>>123994386
here's your (You) you conceited fuck
>>123994501
>>123994426
but it's my golden opportunity to get the hugbox and easy twitchbux I've always dreamt of!
guys, jangbang is based. he reads the thread and speedruns timesplitters. cut him some slack and make a pack.
>>123994576
Just explain why you go to an event that has nothing to do with what you are doing.
>>123994879
um its a lan party where you go and play video games
*runs ape escape 2 on emulator*
*runs your mom on your dad's bed*
>tfw you spend your tuesday night looking for pics of cute anime girls to jerk off to instead of speedrunning
>>123982997
get dunked on
Is there something like a weekly quake race? I'm bad at the game but want to have a reason to play it
>>123982997
when is armor boost on to the zaton ranger station lad?
>>123995625
is that a guy with a large chest or a girl with testicles
>>123996549
>or a girl with testicles
i hope you're not implying there's something wrong with that?
>>123996371
yes, wednesdays at 8 utc.
>>123996728
she needs a dick to go with it
>>123996761
don't worry i'll give her one ;)
>>123996756
thanks, I try to be there
Reminder that pie hasn't speedrun in 4 months and has failed to deliver on his Month of Mario incentives and promises to run LADX. He is not to be trusted
>>123994547
some people came up with additional challenges, like changing your gender
>>123998412
what a joke category. you can't change gender
>>123998547
i agree, if you're born as a girl trapped in a boy's body, you can't just change in to a boy to match, you're a girl and you need to make your body reflect that
>>123999015
Shut the fuck up.
I'll be back 2 years from Dec. 4th, 2013 -- http://pastebin.com/eZfenpF6 -- type !return in chat
>>123999139
i hope he livestreams his reaction to the fall of speedrunning
>>123999071
why don't YOU shut the fuck up, bitchboy
>This video is only available to subscribers. Subscribe now to watch and support narcissawright.
nice
on a scale of 1-3 how bad is Far Cry 2 as a speedgame
>>123999289
What's your Twitch channel, post it and see what happens when you act tough on 4chan. You wouldn't even last five seconds against me in real life.
>>123999505
ummm what does twitch have to do with real life?
and i dont have a twitch account because im pure
>>123999416
1 being good, 3 being bad? a solid 4 my man
>>123999669
dag, thought it'd be terrible
i speedrunned yesterday but i feel like speedrunning again today what the h#ck?
what's even going on
>>123999346
Why would you want to watch that anyway?
>>123999847
you should run it family
>>123999918
morbid curiosity
I didn't think having your record beaten in a shitty category could fuck someone up this badly
>>124000132
Cultural marxism.
>>124000132
You just know Cosmo's betting on some people subbing for the freak show aspect
>>123999979
only if it's slayer though
>>124001015
Post.
Your.
Twitch.
Channel.
See what fucking happens when you're not hiding behind your pussy-veil of anonymity.
THE OFFICIAL PEOPLE /srg/ HATE LIST version 18
****UPDATED MONTHLY, DECEMBER 2015 list WITH REASONS: pastebin.com/Fuc6Mm8S ****
****NOTE: DUE TO THE LIST BEING SO LARGE, ONLY THE TOP 75 WILL BE LISTED HERE. THE FULL LIST IS IN THE PASTEBIN****
2dos
360Chrism
a_cute_lynx
Adrian
Almo
Andy
Biinny
Bismuth
Bonesaw577
BrittanyMoore
Calebheart
Caracarn
Carcinogen
Carlsagan42
Cereth
CFB
Chibitybobo
Cloakedyoshi
Coolmatty
Cosmo
Cronikeys
Crumps2
Crystalbeauty
Dancingscarecrow
Dick_Hammer
Firedragon764 (aka FiFi)
Flare
Gamej06
Geoff
Gildersneeze
Go1den
Goldphnx
Goobi
GoronGuy
Gunnermaniac
Hexade
Horror
Iateyourpie
Ivan
Jackafur
Jendenise
Kirbymastah
Kirua
Knit-chan
Kryssstal
Mayushii
Mike Uyama
Minion
Misskaddykins
Mofat
Pcull4444
presjpolk
ProfessorBroman
Puncayshun
Raelcun
Sagev3
Samura1man
ScottJProgan
SimpleFlips
Siglemic
sn0wtigerr
Spikevegeta
Studio
SuperMCGamer
Svenne
Sylamando
ThaRixer
Trihex
UraniumAnchor
Venick
Viskiv
Werster
Withhelde
Witwix
Zewing
Change Log:
NEW Entries:Callumbal, Lazerlong, someflow, Yarumasi
NEW Reasons:Cosmo, cutefluffybunny, Cyghfer
Feel anyone is missing or shouldn't be on the list? reply with the name and reason and it will be updated for next time.
>>124001301
tfw didn't make the list
>>124001301
>Cosmo
Who?
>>124001406
agreed headcrab, frankly you deserve to make that list
>>124001301
Callumbal is a legit god gamer though?
>>123999346
you can still download the vods using www.twitchvods.com/download/
>>124001301
Can you remove me (cfb) from the list or at least correct your reasons only 2 of those things actually happened thanks
>>124001694
Go away Cyghfer
>>124001193
twitch tv / elementalheadcrab
LITERALLY a whiny faggot
>>124001301
remove me
>>124001015
>>124001978
whats with headcrab and slayer?
>>124001819
Not Cyghfer though, just stating facts?
>>123997937
>>123996756
or not, game crashes when I try to save
>>124001301
caleb was able to move out and get his own house with all the money
index had nothing to do with the birth, just created longevity for serg
>>124002606
Indextic is the textbook definition of a bitch nigga
It's not wrong to call someone a god gamer, if he is one.
>>124001301
How is Headcrab not on this list?
Please reply
>>124003035
Wording this so hard rn
If you rail against the term god gamer, you're basically a speedrun SJW who wants equality over meritocracy
>>124003079
Why is Headcrab so bad? Give reasons.
>>124003035
>>124003232
>they weren't here when /srg/ clearly cut a fine line between god gamer who are runners with actual skill and "god gamer" who are just egotistical fuckheads who play shitty games no one else plays
>>124003235
I mean you added Someflow and they are pretty much the same.
Faggy stream monsters that attentionwhore in the thread and in chats. Pretend to speedrun so they can feel above stream monsters.
>>124003469
Surely there's more to him than that? He's brought up a lot in the threads but I never quite pinned down why.
>narCISsa
i'm not the only one that noticed this right
>>124003235
hes a faggot slayer nuthugger that instantly makes any chat he joins shit its like a superpower
>>124003580
hi streamer gl
*leaves chat*
>>124003390
That line doesn't even exist though?
I just want to let you guys know that i think slayer is based.
>>124003669
>instantly makes any chat he joins shit its like a superpower
o:
but it's a pretty good super power ngl
>>124002919
>nigga
>>124003580
dude just admit youre the autist updating the list and you didnt think to put yourself on as a false flag
>>124001301
I'm not on that list, could you add me real fast
>>124004038
get out
>>124001301
Why caracarn? He's pretty based now.
>>124001301
Squid just add yourself already for shitting the thread up with your retarded crusades that never do anything besides decrease the quality of posts drastically.
Just fuck off.
Will the speedrun community ever grow up?
lads, should i sr rn?
>>124004685
sure familia
>>124005047
I realized that selling out some other community to get sub button doesn't mean srg should hate the guy
>>124004298
a sjw faggot
>>124005613
Have you watched him lately? Guy doesn't give a fuck what you say. Unless you're just being a retard, which is probably YOU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7b18seV-ho
>speedlosing
just why
>>124001301
good list keep it up
reminder
>>124006040
pretty epic haha :)
>>124006228
DAMN DIRTY KIKES
THEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS
>>124001301
getting better anon but you forgot a few things:
>2dos
was part of the rookathon and begged for donations to send an australian girl to agdq.
>bertin
he is above it all by knowing about gdq scam details and not telling the public in order to protect gdqs
>duckfist
decided to go full sellout and did a marathon to raise money for his AGDQ vacation when he has a full time job
>Go1den
was part of the JRTA2 marathon to raise money for his japanese boyfriends to go to AGDQ
>iateyourpie
cried live on stream when viewers made fun of him for being a retard
>ion
pretends he is above it all. recently got called out on being a monkey poster because he was angry that his record was taking by a less skilled player. was a part of rookathon2, a marathon to raise money to send an australian girl to agdq.
>Kirua
forgot to add he defends sumichu despite being proven wrong about how she ruined speedrunning
>mr shasta
reddit mod who likes to pretend he is /srg/. was a part of the rookathon2 which raised money for a random australian girl to go to agdq
>trihex
he was recently cat fished by a viewer and ended up cybering and spending a lot of money on a fake girl. went into severe depression because of this and is borderline suicidal now.
>yashichi
he pissed and moaned about getting banned from gdqs and once he got unbanned he did a 180 and now fully supports agdq. is currently organizing a marathon to raise money for adrian to go to agdq2016
>>124006594
>hating people accepting donations to the point to where you lie about them
pathetic
HOT new world record for you right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD3DFUFlSzo
Would the people who post in /srg/ make fun of me if I asked to be removed from the hate list?
>>124006529
>>124007052
nice this might cull homosexual behavior desu senpai
>>124006998
if you had a legit good reason to be removed and/or apologized and made up for whatever you did wrong to be on it
>>124001301
This pastebin instantly became a joke the second ZFG was added to it.
>>124006594
>he was recently cat fished by a viewer and ended up cybering and spending a lot of money on a fake girl. went into severe depression because of this and is borderline suicidal now.
hmu
>>124007195
There's no making it up to the people who write this drivel. Apologizing does nothing, either.
>>124006594
This is some top notch projection.
>>124006594
>cried live on stream when viewers made fun of him for being a retard
VOD please
>>124007361
ZFG's a good runner but he has the personality of a crowned cactus and he throws his weight around too much
>pretends to not read the thread
>>124007536
how is it projection when everything posted there happened last month? you do know everything on that hate list is 100% fact and is just a history of what happened to make /srg/ hate them right?
>>124007810
cute dog
>>124007842
You're analyzing their character without knowing their full stories.
>>124007376
>he
die faggot
>pretends to be above it all
>>124006594
Thank you for your help, anon.
>>124007730
>throws around his weight too much
are you kidding? that's zfg's biggest problem; he doesn't fucking do anything or involve himself with literally anyone else in the community, and instead acts above it all
>>124007908
be more specific. everything posted there happened. the only thing that could be taken as an exaggeration is how suicidal trihex really is
Wait was that cloud nine shit trihex being catfished? It was too autistic for me to pay attention to it.
narci's new buttplug is cute af, really like the heart shaped stand
>>124008520
die degenerate
>>124007571
he baleeted it
>tfw you get keked by Squid
>>124008176
>2dos
Running a marathon for donations isn't the same as begging for donations.
>bertin
You don't know for sure why it is that bertin doesn't tell the info he has.
>Duckfist
This one is fine.
>Go1den
This is just hating on accepting donations, which isn't universally agreed upon in /srg/.
>iateyourpie
Wasn't this because he said the word "retard" and not that his chat was calling him a retard?
>ion
This is all meme shit. I don't follow him on Twitter, but if he really was actually confirmed as a monkey poster then this is nothing. For Rookathon, look at my response to Go1den's reasons.
>Kirua
Meme shit. This affects absolutely nobody.
>Mr. Shasta
He should definitely be on the list for being a faggot, but these reasons are borderline meme shit.
>Trihex
Agreed with the cat fishing, but his emotional state has nothing to do with why someone should dislike him.
>Yashichi
I don't think he "pissed and moaned," but I don't follow him on Twitter, so I might be wrong. For the marathon, look at Go1den's reason.
>>124007376
>>124008409
http://pastebin.com/RahQQKPz
basically trihex got conned by a viewer who was donating from fake accounts. he bought her shit and was in love with her. turned out she wasn't a she and was playing him for a long time. she was the main reason he was streaming in EU time instead of his normal NA time. she probably could have gotten even more out of him if she didn't blow it and agree to meet him before agdq. trihex went into depression and was borderline suicidal.
overall a pretty good read for a good laugh.
>>124008960
worse than kaceytron
>>124007810
>>124008114
#aboveitall
>>124008960
>>124008520
end it
>>124009154
Oh it was this retarded pastebin thanks senpai.
>>124009154
this is some legitimate exposure right here
>>124008960
what the fug
>>124008960
somebody kill this thing
>>124007810
whom are you referring to pretending to not read the thread?
>>124008960
>>124009489
It'll kill itself in due time.
Trannies either convert back to their old gender or off themselves. It's literally a phase.
>>124001301
>Pvtcinnabon = brags about how good he at his game and then proceeds to talk shit about any runner who beats his time
lol, is that actually true? I know he's an insecure manchild but that's pathetic.
>>124009006
not the other guy, but is this seriously what /srg/ has turned into since i've been gone? people are now defending others for donation begging and shit? guess people see speedrunning as a business/source of income and not a hobby anymore. makes me sad to see things like this.
>>124009006
The jury is still out on donations in general but holding a marathon just to send a girl to AGDQ is still pretty scummy.
>>124008960
why
the only reason people hate donations here is because they completely lack skill and personality so nobody would ever donate to them desu
![[meows internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ke5FL4u.jpg "[meows internally].jpg")
>>124008960
What drives a guy to show his sextoys on stream? Isn't this against twitch regulations or some shit?
>>124009154
So that's why trihex got so pissed off when his friend mentioned cat fishing. Where did this log come from?
>>124009856
I thought people always saw it like this
when cirno can stream and make enough money to support himself and buy expensive computers even though he's never been top of any of his games it's going to be more of a business
>>124009856
/srg/ isn't one person. My point was that it shouldn't be a reason to hate someone.
>>124009947
Does the Australian girl have a run? I say it's okay if she does, but I don't know if she does or not.
>>124009154
damn...
>>124006594
>ion
>beaten by a less skilled player
fucking kek
>>124009848
i believe he did this with his devil may cry games
>>124010140
She does but it's Mario Kart 8
>>124007842
>everything on that hate list is 100% fact and is just a history of what happened to make /srg/ hate them
>>124010340
Mario Kart 8 doesn't even have any tricks. Anyone can pick up that game in a week and get a "good" time. Fuck that. I take back what I said. Rookathon is retarded.
>>124010179
>grindxmonkey
>not less skilled
lmao
>>124010515
they want at that pusspuss
and I don't blame them
aussie accents are hot on girls
almost as nice as french accents
>>124010048
its from his discord
>>124010619
I don't think you've seen a picture of the fucking monstrosity they collected money for. I wouldn't hit that even if I was paid.
slayer stream
>>124010515
the mario kart run at agdq isn't even the full game. it is skipping the DLC tracks for fucks sake. the fact that 5? people were asking for money but the guys would only take what was left over from the $1700 that the chick was asking just proves they are all fucking retarded.
>>124008960
l-lewd
>>124008960
nice one more to the cosme collection
>tfw cosmo is legit disturbing
>>124010981
listen here family
I am thirsty as fuck
I can 100% guarantee I would fuck her
>>124011518
Why even bother giving a whale money when le memeble crew are bringing Adrian?
Did she finally get a wr?
>>124012006
imagine sn0w but worse
>>124009006
Pie had a mental breakdown when he reached 6k viewers during a Mario Maker Stream. He proceeded to run 10 minutes of ads and have his mods time dozens of people out while viewers left in droves. He later cried before cutting stream.
Basically, he can't handle streaming big.
>>124010142
ABOVE IT ALL
>>124012196
wow cosmo finally got a positive follower count on black friday. things are looking up for him.
>>124012006
have fun
>>124012356
probably cause he didn't stream
lol
>>124012383SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>124012356
Guessing he didn't stream that day. Somebody else can confirm
>>124012198
hold on now, Sn0wtigerr has a banging body and is willing to get down and dirty, that counts for something
>>124012383
not so bad to be honest
she'd look better if she actually styled her hair, but other than being a little chunky and having gingivitis, she's not bad
>>124010314
What >>124009848 said is correct. For example when radgecast BTFO him and his clique in DMC3 pvtcb would complain about his strats or mistakes as if he was better despite being over 15 minutes slower.
I doubt it's a coincidence that the speedrunning community for that game is dead with him being the most "popular" runner.
>>124012383
ffs spoiler that shit, cunt is fucking hideous
legit looks like Geurge in drag
>>124012482
You can't even saw sn0w has udders. A waste of all that pudge imo
>>124012558
>/srg/
>>124012701
cute
>>124012701
listen here friend
I haven't seen or touched a woman in so long I would actually fuck a tranny if they gave me attention and were somewhat feminine
>>124012648
she doesn't have udders, she has mini donuts
and they're a lot more than mini nah mean
>>124012974
what does trannies have to do with women though? :/
>>124012974
I'm down for it if you can agree to alternating who's the girl. You pay for wig, because I don't have any money.
>>124012992
Just imagine if half the fat that went to her belly went to her thighs and tits
>>124013230
it would be pretty sweet but that's life
and life ain't half bad
>SSBMStuff back to streaming and speedrunning despite "being done" with it
Top fucking kek
>>124013405It feels good man, trust me it's a good time
>>124010605
>nuthugging someone this hard when they have been outplayed over and over
