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>Previously on /xivg/!
>>123957320
miqo'teboypussy
Sleepy Au Ra looking for someone who knows Ajax. Need help.
...Hrg, rg...Arrrgh...
...Finally, I have found it, I have!...
...My very own can...I...am the can!...
...I've done it...I have...
...Yes, I did it...I did!...
...Ohh, ohh...
...Hrgrraaaooogh!...
Do you like miqo'te....?
anybody wanna rap battle
or fuck
xth for cute space goats
WHO WHITE DEVIL HERE?
>>123973951
Wrong game
>>123973869
this will never stop entertaining me
>>123973951
Soraka???
le midlanders
>>123973932
What the fuck kind of shitpost is this?
Jaiba is up already?
>>123973932
What a shitty gimmick
>>123973916
Hit me up if you find one.
>>123973945
godspeed what do you think of Danny Brown and Juicy J??
>>123974002
>>123974049
Correct thread desu senpai
>>123974019
I don't think she counts as a goat
>>123973951
>>123973238
No,thanks.
Dear /xivg/
If you are verySera in nature then hmu/id/Mortemxiv
>>123974045
im not jaiba i just wanted to post cute bug
>>123974128
danny brown is some college white boy shit
juicy j is a washed up sellout
>>123974269
>hating on danny
lmao
>>123974324
danny is fuckin garbage take your shit outta here
>>123974210
bi polar and mildly retarded and probably a man?
>>123974128
i fuck with xxx hard body but not old and not the hybrid as much. old was kinda lame. and i been fucked with juicy j from time but he kinda sold out
i wouldn't say he blew up and sold out, not tryna be a hipster cuz he always been big but he started doin corny shit. he a legend tho i luv all that og memphis shit. fuck with the horrorcore heavy heavy.
blue dream n lean is prob top 5 mixtapes of all time maybe top 3 but that's a fucking haaaard list. that shit still go hord as fUCK dude. zip and a double cup still brazy as fuck that shit bangs
those lex luger beats are fuckin craaaaaazy still mane. one of my fav producers ever its a shame he fell off.
>>123974269
who are your favs cuz?
>>123973916
>>123974056
w-well?
>>123974041
Dark Souls shitposting, it seems.
>>123974430
and clingy
I like the clingy part.
>>123974497
>DS
thats in forelands
>>123974480
Tofu stop
>>123974432
>i luv all that og memphis shit.
this guy gets it
bumpin some 8ball & mjg as i type this
>>123974480
i meant your list of "no"s
>>123974652
hrm, fair enough
>tfw spent weeks of eso, void ark twines, and leveling a class for glamour.
What kind of good glim glam shoes are there that don't cover up pants?
Highlanders.Someone caught me taking this and started to RP with me. That's fine but I wasn't expecting that so I'm trying to come up with some sort of story on my feet.
>>123974480
Shit tastes
>>123974805
edgy
>tfw no mommy femroe
>>123974741
>tfw static getting mad at me because I won't get my upgrade items from void ark
>>123974854Daddy> Mommy
>>123974901
>static
>upgrade items from void ark
>void ark is an upgrade
Nigga...
>>123974805
id tell you to shove your opinion up your ass but it looks like you have a stick up there already
>>123974553Replace all instances of the word can with sun.
>>123974998
The item that lets you upgrade your eso items, the weekly thing.
>>123974432
>blue dream n lean
Nice my man.
>>123974741
Thavnairian Sandles or Lady's Clogs
>>123974636
tommy wright iii rn for me mane.
but i was talkin mostly like that og horrorcore type scene. triple 6, frayser click, evil pimp. shit like that.
i actually been fuckin with $uicideboy$ for a minute just because they're literally memphis worship with shiny new production: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fey5MoTEf4Q
maybe not ur type of thing but peep. even got the tommy wright sample. but violent depressive shit with straight up og memphis flows. specially ruby da cherry. you'll hear the flow here more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jJyjdER0v4
sry 2 rant haven't slept in mad long kinda drunk and luh this music
>>123974805
v edge
>>123975048oh god damnit
>>123974754
Why the fuck do we care?
Jesus dude we're not your friends, we're random dudes that could very well be accross the world, and who will eventually move on from this game and life hopefully, to better times.
Summoning Antivia
>>123974128
>>123974432
>>123974636
smdh
https://u.pomf.io/ybiscs.mp4
>>123974805
ikr
>tfw want to fantasia just to change my character height because everyone seems to choose minimum height and don't want to keep looking down
>>123975138
But being taller than everyone else is the best.
This game and community are getting boring. fast.
>>123975138
because short automatically equals cute, right?
>tfw max height and taller than some catboys
>>123973932
Why? Why are you a bird? I don't know who to believe anymore.
>>123975294
good morning handlebars
Do you like highlander girls xiv?
>>123975127
he unironically calls bitches fraulein
>tfw you listen to obscure shit Spotify shows you
>tfw you don't like it because it's obscure,you like it because it sounds okay
>tfw friends talking about music and you can't join the conversation because nobody has heard of your shit
>tfw you make them listen and they hate it
Makes me so sad.
>>123975352
>girls
yes
you play a futa so fuck off
>>123975325
It's not a good morning! He's a fucking bird!
>>123975352
This highlander needs a/petting!
>>123975352
do you like smug aryans
>>123975095
Then why respond.
>>123975269
This game's community is the worst of any MMO ever.
>>123975352
Highlanders?!
>>123975535
So does thisc@
>>123975414
>listen to underground garage-tier emo because ive exhausted everything else
>friend says he listens to emo
>get excited, want to talk about music and share some of these really good unknown bands ive found
>link him some
>"ew what is this indie crap, i thought you said you liked emo"
>links me BFMV
>>123975068
>Sandals.
I'm more into having my feet covered.
>>123975463
it's always a good morning when i see you posting...
>>123975606
Hey! That's my niche! Back the fuck off!?
>>123975705
I'll cover your feet in something bb
>>123975705
Did you try the Elezen shoes?
>>123975827
When you gonna back the fuck on to my face?
>>123974754
pop a molly im sweatin
woo
>>123975075
shits good, especially that first track. got a nice melancholy vibe.
but yeah i don't usually fuck w/ horrorcore, i like this though
>>123975705
>my
you are not your character
So who won in that argument the other day between Vjera and Muscle Wizard?
http://strawpoll.me/6151027
http://strawpoll.me/6151027
http://strawpoll.me/6151027
>>123975984
poll over
>>123975294Because this is the end, Miss Handlebars.
>>123975984
what argument
>>123975965
>he doesn't self insert
>>123976084
The one where vjera got btfo
I'm coming back, but my server is dead.
Where should I transfer in NA? Preferably somewhere not completely cancerous.
>>123976160
Balmung.
>>123976160
What server were you on originally?
>>123975715
Good morning, I guess...
>>123976056
What's going on? Why is this happening? This can't be the end.
>>123976087
I don't know how to self insert. I really don't. How do I do that?
>>123976087
>they dont self insert because they erp
cant tell daddy you get your tail yanked by /other/ girls, now can you
>>123976160
current server and data center?
>>123976160
Ultros for /vg/, Excalibur for normies.
Balmung is RP cancer and Gilgamesh is overrun by le redditors.
>>123976160
excal
>>123975885
I'm sorry, I don't do that kind of stuff.I only like getting raped.
tfw no lala's butt to touch
>>123975541
>those souless eyes
>>123976246
Spotted the Ultros shill.
Stop forcing your shit server and disappear from existence.
>>123976285
Wow and here I thought you might have been decent.
>>123976198
>>123976239
Aether, cactuar.
Its a decent server, but only during prime time really. I mostly play either early-mid afternoon, and super late at night.
>>123976215
>tfw tin can is going to make handlebars cry and you can't do anything to stop it
>>123975914
Epic.
>>123976084
Outlining the simplicity and non-random, static repeating nature of XIV and people embellishing the thought process required to play it when in reality it is nowhere near as much as people claim.
>>123975984
>Vjera voting for himself
>>123976417
>over-complicating what you are saying
>>123976516
vjera is literally the epitome of overcomplication
>>123975926
the problem with horrorcore is sifting thru the shit. a lot of it is icp influenced garbage and not stuff that spawned from the og southern horrorcore.
nobody wanna hear that gay clown shit.
>>123975647
i know that feeling my guy. so much
i'm an avid AVID fucking fan of emo and skramz and it's impossible to find anything new besides scouring bandcamp for shitty bottom tier not-even-considered-local-yet stuff.
i dunno about the non english emo scene but i know i've had to dip into a lot of non english screamo stuff to get my fix.
remember to buy bay faction's album tho bcuz one of the only good things mass does right is it's emo scene
>>123976246
How is ZR these days? You guys do any random shit as a FC or does everyone stick to their own static?
>>123976434
>Vjera voting for herself.
I actually didn't, but I can now if you want.
>>123976516
>Verbose response.
Spider the snowman
>>123976332
its too much smug for me to handle
>>123976395
aethers pretty populated (balmung & gilga) but it has its cons
im on excal and i can confirm >>123976246
it was known to be a really good progression server and you can still see that around but gilga is "the prog server" because reddit talks about everything they do and CL (elysium[?]) is there
>>123976215
https://youtu.be/Fr-nS_EANNE?t=4m10s
Put her out of her misery.
>paladin
>december 2015
It's been nearly 2 years since WAR was fixed and you still play this shit job. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>123976551
I always imagine that Friends episode with Joey changing the word of everything by looking in the Thesaurus.
>>123976395
Okay, I can tell you right now that you don't have to go to Gilgamesh or Balmung like people like to recommend. You actually have a few options in that you can go to an EU server and people will be able to match your times, or there are a few other servers on Aether with Australian communities that you could hang with. Just look on the official forums and check which ones they are.
>>123976235
take a look at yourself
make yourself or something like you (facial features but not 1:1) in the character creator
>>123976627
Sunk cost. Everything I've got has been into this class. I'm trying out other classes but I've gone too far with PLD to back out now.
>>123976616
Looks like the embed doesn't skip to 4:10
>>123975984
They were both wrong. Vjera is wrong because she hasn't done jack shit so she can't talk about how "easy" the game is because for all her talk of being able to outline every action at every step she hasn't cleared anything that wasn't handed to her by a static willing to carry her deadweight ass.
Suave is also wrong because he's trying to make scripted fights with mechanics that target random people sound like something more advanced than it is. 4000 different outcomes my ass.
It was an argument between two deluded people that really shouldn't argue about the merits of the game.
>>123976805
and you are?
>>123976723
You an me both fellow PLD cück
>tank runs off before i can give protect and stoneskin
>logout
gl running the dungeon
>>123975984
Can we not
>>123976856
It's me, Master Ruseman
>>123976887
My boy.
>>123976919
but why
>>123976919
suav you're cool in my eyes
>the average tank
>i enjoy PLD because its easy to play and i can safely tank if im new to the fight
>i enjoy DRK because mp management is fun and there are more things to juggle compared to other tanks
>FELL CLEAVE
Why are Warriors so insufferable?
>>123976919
I want tositon thatshoulderlike a littleparrot
>>123976887
>5 min to votekick
>instant heal replacement
you think there's a shortage of heal bitches?
>>123976805
I don't have to step into or clear A4S to know the design philosophy of encounters in this game.
You literally cannot sit here and say to anyone that the boss fights are not 100% scripted static ability rotations/mechanics on repeating intervals that have zero deviation or random elements.
>>123976352
I play on balmung
>>123976553
yeah i hear you, bandcamp is like the only place but some of it is p good
some legit jap skramz out there too familia
>tfw generic cookie cutter lizard
>mfw grinding to 50
>>123977049
high test
>>123975858
That's pretty gross.I know someone that will lick it off at least.
>>123975871
I tried those for a bit, the raised heels kinda bugged me after a while. Only reason I'm wearing bunny shoes now for a slight comedic look to my overall glamour.
>>123977083
but they aren't 100% scripted
>>123977117
can you be my gf
>>123977049
>I'm a WAR, I'm going to go do content and have fun trying stuff like 7 WAR in Thordan
>I'm a PLD, I'm going to whine on the internet instead of playing the game
I want to suck on Bad Manner's toes.
clean windows clean mind
>>123976805
>Suave is also wrong because he's trying to make scripted fights with mechanics that target random people sound like something more advanced than it is. 4000 different outcomes my ass.
The only reason I brought that up was because Vjera was saying you could plan out an entire fight based on looking at timings on BLM. the 4000 outcomes is not something you actively do, just a comment saying there is no way to plan for how many times you do or do not get targetted by a mechanic by straight up writing it out.
>>123977330
Does Bad Manners ERP? How do I get Bad Manners to ERP with me?
I need it pls.
>>123977079
PRIESTS
The word your looking for is priests
>>123977305If I was a girlsure
>>123976616
What..? No, no. That can't be right. It can't be. You aren't going anywhere. You're staying right here, and you're going to be the best damn avatarfag in the general!
>>123976942
>>123977079
it's pasta
>>123977389
send a tell saying "bb want sum fuk?"
>>123977472
noo.. you are..
>>123977472
>>123976616
>the same three fucking people forcing this tin can shit
>>123977485
i'm cooking pasta right now
>>123977509
but that's how you get to fug harp
>>123977202
I see you pashua
>>123977468
it's ok you're still qt it's not gay if you're qt
>>123977294
Every single boss action is on a strict time table per phase from the moment you actually engage it and enter combat.
Every boss action will occur at the same point in time, every time in the same order, every time.
This does not change.
This isn't like WoW where you do Lei Shen and do different Pylon orders, or Paragons of the Klaxxi where you can kill them in any order you please and these things change the fight.
How do I convince B'nhaka to EB me?
>interacting with tranny subhuman
lol
Reminder, Vjera does more DPS than elysium NINs and that Rhea would dump the DPS in his static in a second to play with vjera if she wanted to actually raid.
You guys are out of your league. The master is talking.
This is bait. >>123977662
This is also bait. >>123977539
>>123977468
Whoa, cute dragon. Not as cute as Creepyscale, but still good.
>>123977306
But it sounds like you're whining on here too
>>123977663
Gift him bionicles
A whole lot of bionicles
>>123977663
Buy them this. Do this and I guarantee they will instantly drop to their knees and suck you off on the spot.
tane
>>123977662
This is additional bait. >>123977867
>>123977867
>Having to defend your master
Pathetic. Vjera is the weakest of doms.
>>123977601
!!! THats not me!!
>>123977097
some of it's fine it's just another matter of sifting through endless seas of shit to find gems.
enjoy the level of flawlessness that can only ever be found in bands that are never to make another piece of music together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl3tUj8G2PY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEwS1GmtLg
>>123977893
Fisherman, is this bait?
>most stylin race for black mage
go
>>123978012
>>123977976
He's not even a real bionicle fan. He's a fucking poser.
>have to queue as a monk or dragoon just to win str accessories
Bullshit. Tanks should be able to queue as DPS if they equip their DPS stance before queuing
>>123978079
Would you say the sameonce I'm buried 6 inches into you?
>>123977601
Well, it's hard not to see her considering her size.
>>123977531
I can't. I won't. I'm not determined enough. Not like Tin Can was.
>>123977867
>worshipping a 'girl' that had to fake suicide attempts to be relevant among the people that bother talking to 'her'
>>123977867
post a tranny parse
I love healers who bitch about str gear on tanks, its such a fallacy.
>he thinks vit makes the tank take less dmg
>he thinks a higher hp pool matters when its more/less than a cure/physick/benefic difference
>doesn't consider str helps drk/war self heal more
>doesn't consider more tank dmg = faster pulls
>any good healer can still dps despite the lower hp pool
>he just wants more wiggle room to stand there half afk while he watches anime on his other monitor during expert roulette
shit healers please uninstall
>>123978012
im not gay but..
>>123978134
dont make me dig out my old bohroks dude i will embarrass you online
>>123977867
>Rheia asks me to join his static as DRG or SCH many times.
But his static is top garbage.
Like lmao, they got mad at me for calling out their mistakes whenever we did shit.
MFW his WAR gets us killed on Spear during Thordan's Reign because he popped Inner Beast super early like a retard and it wasn't up for the hit and he didn't even have Vengeance popped either.
>>123978027
Nah.
>>123978109
Male Duskwight Elezen.
>>123978204
you are already the best, in my heart
>When samurai is launched, it won't have a blunt stance or slashing stance with different effects/debuffs to have synergy with multiple party comps
>Will just be a carbon copy DRG with a watered down bushido gimmick
>>123976716
I can't make a fat character.
>>123978181
what where did this even come from
>>123978264
>bohroks
cool so you played with them when they were coolest then dropped them
do you know the lore? have you read the books?
nope. you're just a meme faggot.
>>123978268
>and he didn't even have Vengeance
>>123978387
then do the latter and take facial features or things about you that you can put into the game like colors heights and hairstyles
So I see they are offering gaijins some free game time.
So its probably going to go a little something like this for me.
>log in
>no idea what to do
>try to do a dungeon
>turbo weebs trying to ultra-mega-speed-run it because despite being online and shit, they dont have time to play a video game
>get triggered by their constant "hurry omg" bullshit
>leave and go do something else comfy like questing or crafting
>see hordes of bots who have been botting since release because SE gives zero fucks about the integrity of NA
>log off and uninstall
>>123978268
>>123978404
Aren't you supposed to keep Vengeance on cd because it gives abandon stacks?
>>123978294
They study magic in caves?!
Bahahahaha
>190 posts from 46 posters in 1 hour of a general
>literally NOTHING is being talked about the game of said general
Do you people literally have nothing else?
>>123977601
Her femroe was better imo.
this thread sucks
needs more selfos
>>123978204
but tin can is over
the birds won
This is bait. >>123978537
Potential bait. >>123978580
>>123978537
hello
>>123978404
It was fucking amazing.
>>123978519
You use Raw Intuition for that.
>Trying to hold emnity as a low-level tank with trigger-happy DPS and a clingy healer who will never let you dip below 95%
Just kill me brahs
>>123977348
what server are you on
i want you to clean mydick
>>123978473
Oh cool they gave out free time? Time to install the game, log in, set a foot into my house to refresh the timer and uninstall again. Saved me a few bucks.
>>123978580
this thread is dirty
>>123978619
why don't you use a trip, fisherman?
>>123978647
hi :3
>>123978564
thanks! I liked my femroe, I just hate the way they move.
>>123978401
From later tonight, honey.
>>123978685
wats up
chicken butt
>>123978654
The healers love you!
Fight hard for them.
Protect their smiles.
Unless it's a c@boi.
Let them get hit all day!
>>123978456
but I want to play a girl in game
>>123978351
>>123978616
I have failed you, Tin Can senpai. I am sorry.
>tfw they give 4 days total this time
>tfw they're losing so many people they gave 2 extra days to get people to come back
>tfw they don't realize 4 days is all people who aren't subbed need to clear everything 3.1 brought
>>123978886
dumb slutposter
>>123978865
c@butt?
>>123978931
i'm not tin can, merely an admirer
>>123978886
then r63 it, its kinda fun to play around with that
>>123978670
please don't abuse the maids
>>123978952
I'm not a slut.
>>123978985
R63 don't work too good for me.
>>123978931
I guess this is the end. For both of us..!
>215 posts to 55 images
getting better but still got a ways to go, keep the selfies coming
>>123979034
>R63 don't work too good for me.
then make what you like, its your avatar and you can fudge it to make it work
like i said, self inserts dont have to be 1:1im just lucky that mine is
>>123978978
what about it
>>123979158
It won't be self inserting then. I wish I could self insert.
>>123978931It's fine. You tried. Enjoy being an avatarfag, Miss Handlebars.Live my dream out for me.
...Ahh, it's over...
...My Can...it's setting...
...It's dark, so dark...
>>123978839
I dont think I agreed to this beforehand.
Ok so with 4 free days, what's new in XIV if i haven't played in almost 4 months?
The XI event, that LoV thing, story and void ark and diadem, did i miss anything? I think i can do this in 4 days easy if i use the weekend
>>123979218
oh nothing~
>>123978402
get real motherfucker I was playing the mata nui flash game in the computer lab in 5th grade when i was supposed to be doing a report on soil and I have the first movie on VHS.
You don't know who you're fucking with chump. I'd love to read you the Mask of Light before tucking you into bed and kissing you on the forehead.
>>123979305
Thordan EX, but there's no way you're doing that in four days if you don't have a static.
>>123979375
I have friends in game that will most likely carry me through both Diadem and Thordan, thanks anon.
This game still really REALLY lacks worthwhile content holy shit
anyone for videogames?
>>123979329
>Kopaka
Well you have good taste at least.
>>123979239
I can't. I won't. The water is cold, but not as cold as XIVG would be without you. I have failed us both. Goodbye.
>>123979497
can we fuck or do i have to get abes permission
>>123979228
>It won't be self inserting then.
you can take elements from yourself such as the ones i listed before and id say thats self inserting
think of movies or shows where writers put themself in a character, do the characters always look like the writer? usually no, but theres /some/ cases that are just "yeah you wrote yourself into that you mary sue"im not good at analogies but w/e you could get a point
>>123979239
>not My can... it's rusting
fucked it up tintin
>>123979329
I will commit this quote to memory.
>>123979545
abe's used to being keked, go ahead.
>>123979316
u sure
>>123979329
do u have my boy lewa
>>123979239
この大空に翼を広げ
飛んで行きたいよ
悲しみのない自由な空へ
翼はためかせ
行きたい
>>123979545
We can't, sorry. We can level or something though.
>>123978685
>why don't you use a trip, fisherman?
probably doesn't know how to
>>123979283
It's your room, call me vampire, old-fashioned, or both, but I'd like a girl's permissionbefore staining her bedsheets
>>123979634
Why does this general attract so many keks? Abe, Shyvana, Brahms, the list goes on.
>>123979619
Because you wanna get kissed on the forehead?
>>123979732
because only pathetic lonely fucks tend to play mmos in the longterm?
>>123979732
>implying i'm even remotely close to a kuck
>>123979530
Goodbye, Miss Handlebars. Maybe in the next life we could become real avatarfagstogether.
>>123979549Damn it. Damn it all. I was trying to think of a better word, but I couldn't so I just went with the original script.
So up until two days ago the game worked just fine. No issues, everything was smooth as hell. Suddenly, I've been taking forever to get into the game, going between areas takes, literally, minutes. I go in a dungeon and sometimes the enemies won't load. I get stuck in place and can't move even in dungeons. I don't know what the fuck is going on but it's getting frustrating. Literally nothing has changed on my comp.
>>123979838
You're the biggest after Abe.
>>123979795
Because Anonymous IS a pussy bitch.
>>123979448
yep, honestly i resubbed 2 weeks ago for my house and if i knew this 'come back' event would come i would've just waited. I already see myself playing other games more than this again.
>>123979530
miss handlebars noooooo
>>123979329
PLEASE be my online gf
someone tell me I'm cool
>>123979712
I'm sorry anon, if you really want in my room, send me a message? I don't know who you are and I'm kinda busy tonightso I dont know if I should be making time for you or not.
Fuck.
>>123979994
youre okay
>>123979895
no i'm not wtf
