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- The 8th NA Splatfest, Burgers vs. Pizza, will take place on December 4th, 10 PM PST!
- The Sloshing Machine is now available!
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I love Callie
>>123895943
OCTO
whoa, fresh thread
Marie! Marie is the best!
Cure squidboy fights off the approaching cold season the best he can.
>>123896165
Same
remember what happens when you order gear
Shop articles will reset in 30min?
>>123896360
that woomy is dead
he killed her
>>123896249
>>123896165
why the fuck would you
marie is a rapist and callie is a nazi
vote for the octoling, famm
best ass by a nautical mile
>>123896360
why the fuck would someone make this
>>123896360
everytime you savescum god kiils a woomy
>>123896593
because spykes jewing
>>123895832
>tfw no woomy to warm your hands with her tentacles
>>123896489
>voting for thieves
Sticking with the best tentacles in town
>>123896795
how about i slap those floppy penises you call tentacles right off ya 'ead m8
>>123896941
Crawl back underground you degenerate species
This is our sunlight, not yours
Sailor here
Ggs scarth lobby
My sister will taking over for me
>>123897170
I want to see Callie and Marie putting octoscum to death
>>123897170
don't be mean
they're petite
FUCK CALLIE
>>123896941
Don't forget who lost the Great Turf War
>>123897319
-Marie
>>123895956
They reset at midnight your time
>>123897319
I'd fuck Callie
hey /ink/,where are you from?
>burgers vs pizza
>plaza is already mostly pizza
Welp sorry again marie but it looks like i'm a burger king.
>>123897190
Ggs man thanks for playing
>>123897760
the bed your dad used to sleep in, bitch
>>123896612
Also, certain specials charge faster than others
Sell me this weapon, /ink/.
>>123897760
inkopolis
I want to marie Marie's Maries!
>>123897828
Yes I know but this is mainly for Bubbler which is 180. That value can easily be changed in the calcs though. Or adding a column for 160 200 and 220
>>123897839
>>123897839
It comes with a free warranty over three years.
>>123897760Tennessee
>>123897760
Greetings from Germany
>>123897383
>>123897286
>>123897170
put 'em up filthy whores
rainy there is not enough squidbagging going on
are you sick?
>>123897839
flashbang yourself into blindness for only 13400 pesos
>>123897760
Parts unknown
>>123897760
mexico
>>123897760Ireland
>Port Mackerel
Threw off my groove.
>>123897760
Tacoland
>>123897839
It does a shitty job at killing those hard to remove stains.
Needs some oxi clean.
>>123897760
日本
>>123897760
Austria
>>123898126
>>123897760
Connecticut.
splattershot pro buffs when
>>123897760
UK.
>>123898886
it's already good
>>123897760
englewood
>>123897760
Florida
>>123898886
if they gave it bomb rush over inkstrike it'd be 100% perfect
>>123898886
Never. Worse ink consumption than gals and does everything worse then them.
>>123898965
In what world?
>>123897760
Austria
>>123897760
Putinland
>>123897760
'muricas hat
>>123898950
>Britkeks are Octoling posters
Shouldve seen it coming
>actually thinking ssp is bad
well, it is for pros :^)
Is Dual Squelcher worth over standard Jet Squelcher?
>>123899130
They're cute
>>123899026
>123899026
It was worse ink consumption than the gals? That....that doesn't make sense.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
i love callie so much
>>123898821
... Wanna buysome meth?
>>123897760
California
>>123897760
Tohsaka's anus
any squads up?
>>123897760
ãƒãƒ³ãƒ‰ãƒ³
Hosting Squads again!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>123899484
iktfb
>>123899824
added
>>123899824
added
>>123897760
England
>>123899824
can i fuck around?
>>123899042Bundesland?
>>123899334
Jet Squelcher for Range, Dual Squelcher for fire rate.
And seeing how popular opinion is on Range (E-Liter) vs Fire Rate (Aerospray), the Jet Squelcher probably is going to be the better one.
>>123900126
Ok thanks
I love my Jet Squelcher too much anyways
>>123898886
SSP is decent, Forge SSP is demolished by the existence of H-3D
Ink efficiency is the biggest problem of SSP (even after the 2.2 buffs)
I've picked up the H-3 line instead, more demanding of accuracy but better stats everywhere else.
>>123899382
It burns less per shot but the fire-rate (same as Jet Squelcher) means it sucks down ink much faster
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>123899950
>>123900012
Accepted.
>>123900042
Yes.
Squad full now.
>>123899334
Dual Squelcher is better if you want a well rounded weapon with 3.2 range, Jet Squelcher is entirely about range advantage.
Custom Dual Squelcher is fierce for TC and large maps like Moray Towers, Camp Triggerfish and Urchin Underpass
>>123900439
>you will never fuck an inkling
>>123900463
You gonna set up that squad or are you waiting for something?
Scarth disabling emoticons on his channel when
>>123900863
>inklings don't even exist
>>123899824
Too late, but added.
>>123900948
>squad full
>>123900948
Squad is ongoing right now, someone took your spot it seems.
>>123901082
Well I'll be fucked. I guess I'll try again if anybody else hosts.
God don't you just love defeating a bunch of clantaggers with a random team assembled from /ink/
>>123900439
you post this every day, but it seems more to be in order to be annoying than because of passion to your cause.
disgusting.
7/8 Scarth lobby
>SZ skatepark/camp in about 8 hours
>have to choose between getting fucked by close quarter weapons at skatepark or getting fucked by longer range weapons at camp
this will be a unique kind of hell
>>123901229
were they japs? it always feels great to destroy japstacks
WORST COUPLE
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>3/3
>1/1
at least its positive
>>123901459
don't worry, I sexed his Marie
>want to get into squads or privates battles
>they are either full or noexistent
Might as well set up one.
>Going against an E-liter-3K
>Charger-type weapons don't cover as much turf as the Shooter or Roller weapon types. If the player with the weapon is camping, they are essentially not contributing in Turf War. If possible, use another route to continue progressing whilst they do nothing. Alternatively, splat them from behind whilst they are looking down the scope. Short-range is a charger's nightmare. If the charger is locking down a choke-hold, lay down ink and rush with your teammates or use Sub Weapons or Special Weapons to get them to move.
>If the player with the weapon is camping, they are essentially not contributing in Turf War.
>Using an E-Liter in Turf War with the intention of inking turf.
>If possible, use another route to continue progressing whilst they do nothing.
>use another route
>whilst they do nothing
>splat them from behind whilst they are looking down the scope
>as if people don't damage up away the need to use the scope for KO damage.
Guilty
>>123901239
Oh, I do want to FUCK an inkling, real bad my man.
It's my lifelong dream.Also, sometimes somebody else posts it, but it's my 90% of the time
>>123902037
do it
>>123901553
good work
Sorry lobby, dinner smells so good I can't focus on what I'm doing.
>>123902073
What
>>123902148
>mfw I've done this in a TW before
What have I done?
>>123902225
>food johns
What are these inklings doing?
>>123902516
calling cops
>>123902516
not spoilering is what they're doing.
>>123902585
It doesn't look like they're calling the cops at all. You blind?
She's giving him her ink, that's all
>>123902585
That woomy is 18
>>123902171
I would love to, but not just with you and me. If more people appear and care enough for it, I would set up one.
>>123902735
She only has to be 14 to be fully mature for her species, and considering she's holding that human form, it's safe to say she's that age or over.
>>123899815
gave me a chuckle
>>123902832
i'd definitely joinafter i finish eating
>>123902920
why are you banning yourself?
>>123902832
ill join
>>123902920
moar
>>123902865
you only have to be 14 to be fully mature for humans
stop this meme
7/8 scarth lobby
Ggs
>>123902431
I'm really feeling it, I haven't eaten all day.
>>123903116
That's notalwaystrue.
Kill all pedophiles
>>123903116
You're so autistic that you misinterpret the context "mature" was used in
I honestly cannot believe we lost that last match @Sorry squad.
Best piece of 1 star gear? Is it the starting headband?
>>123903273
Loli is all
>>123903285
which is...
>>123902832
well i'll join whenever you start a lobby or squad
>>123903273
fixed it for you
>>123903463
NO NOSE
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S
E
>>123903620
you can poke with three fingers at once!
![Geart_Clothing_White_Line_Tee[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fvbRCUi.png "Geart_Clothing_White_Line_Tee[1].png")
>>123903389
>>123903727
I gotchu senpai
>>123903389
Tinted Shades obviously
>>123904058
God I'm so hard now. I want Marie's nose shoved up my urethra
>>123904058
>>123904178
and then want her to sneeze while you're cumming so your semen goes all the way back again?
Noob here. Just got into online and I feel pretty comfortable. Got to level 3 in just 3 or 4 matches. Regardless, what should my first purchase in the store be insofar as gear? What are the priorities for a hyper offense character?
I tried playing support, but we had like 3 other support guys so I had to play offense, but we dominated that way. All the teams I played were like this.
~I have 3500 coins right now but I'm willing to grind
>>123904058
>giving them FKMT noses
>>123904321
semen going back up my dick is my fetish
>>123904404
All damage up all day.
>>123904404
Hyper offense would probably, honestly, still to stick with your Splattershot Jr. That Bubbler can allow you to just get right in so many faces and slap their shit.
Has anyone made an English version of this yet
I can read it but I think it would be nice to have English text
>>123903389
I like Sage Polo, to be honest.
Dinner's ready, I'm out. Enjoy that 3v4, lobby.
>>123904404
make sure to play single player at first to get used to motion controls
before buying gear i suggest to buy weapons to learn how to use them early on.
Why the fuck is finding opponent squad so hard right now
We actually almost timed out in the squad waiting room
>>123904526
yeah i kinda guessed that already
7/8 Scarth lobby
>>123904743
Ggs thanks for playing
7/8 scarth lobby
>>123904676
I can translate that template for you if you want and post an image of it. Would you like that? It's pretty autistic, though.
>>123903273
>actually thinking this is any less pedo
>>123904676
what is that thing, something like that "squid/soundtrack/waifu" template from a while back?
>>123905069
I can already translate it, I was just wondering if there was such a version
Not like I could draw my squid to put on there, anyway
>>123905247
Not really, it's about the squid, and not the artist
It's actually a pretty popular template on pixiv
In general, Inkling OCs are very popular among the Japanese
A significantly large portion of Splatoon artists have at least one, if not more
SPLATOONISFUN!!!
>>123905482
Holy fug
>Amiibo challenges are just the same levels with a different weapon.
That's very disappointing.
I'm glad I didn't buy any Amiibo and just borrowed them.
>>123904404
Get Ink Resist shoes ASAP, getting stuck in enemy ink(/glue) without it is absolute hell.
You can play without Ink Resist but it's several times less fun, especially when using a swim heavy build.
Wish i had money to order that shit
ggs lobby
>>123905889
you don't have 100k?
Well, GG to everyone that was in Scarth's lobby.
>>123905956
no i literally played splatfests only in last 2 months
>He wears a Safari/Fisherman's hat when using a Splattershot
>>123905896
>>123905978
Ggs guys thanks for playing
>>123905889
The most you'd be paying is 100k which is about 3 rolls or maybe a couple hours play
Your best bet is to hope for a 2/3 delivery then scum it, it'll take a while but if you really like it its worth it. You'd pay 50k for 2/3 slots
>>123905508
>playing some tw to pass time
>all english names so far
>at least one dc per match
haha wow
i was wondering why my team was so awful, then i realized it was a 2v3
>>123904404
>what should my first purchase in the store be insofar as gear?
Whatever looks freshest. What you buy early on will hardly matter when you can't buy anything because the stores won't stock the gear you're missing.
are the servers dying for anyone else atm?
>try play any matches
>dc from all of them
>eshop and other games work online fine
>only splatoon
fucking hell just let me play
>>123905708
>>123905840
I mean, you buy them to have the figures. Usually people don't have the option to just borrow them, otherwise everyone who doesn't want the figures would.
>>123905840
The squid amiibo's challenges could have been actually a lot of fun if they weren't so damn easy. Time attack is a cool idea but when you have unlimited Kraken it becomes a joke.
>>123905881
Most weapons piss so much ink at your feet it isn't necessary
and burst bombs
>>123905840
>Amiibo challenges are new levels that can't be accessed without them.
That's very disappointing
Why is Nintendo locking away content on the disc I paid for behind their money-grabbing toys?
I swear we are fighting the same squads. Is it the rank difference?
I love the Bamboozler!
>>123905978
Thanks for triggering me anon. The pain still stings.
>>123906393
>>123906698
Savage
the sloshing machine is kinda fun i guess. why do some of the hit sounds sound like a blaster direct hit though?
>>123907001
Because they were direct hits
>>123907001
It's essentially a Rapid Blaster made into a bucket, including outrageously bright flash on direct-hit.
It feels like the devs nerfed it before releasing it, needs 1-shot on direct hit and/or more range.
>>123907001
>why do some of the hit sounds sound like a direct hit?
Last one for me SORRY squad. Gotta go work on my car
>>123907198
it's just confusing me because the regular sloshers don't have that sound (or do they?). i wish this thing could one-shot with a direct hit like some blasters.
>>123907292
>one shot bucket
No, and go fuck yourself.
>>123906045
what the fuck man
>>123907341
yeah i admit that was a dumb way to word my idiot question
>>123907292
>needs 1-shot on direct hit
Carbon/Krak On Roller 3.0 with Range and Vert drop damage.
>>123907348
gg, later
>>123907348
I'll take his place
>>123907396
Sloshers are sloshers and that thing is a very weak blaster masked as slosher
>>123905840
I'm actually okay with those, so hilariously broken. Doubt octavio with charger will be fun but whatever
>>123907396
>i wish this thing could one-shot with a direct hit like some blasters.
I agree with this once its ink consumption is ramped up, its range is ramped down and its fire rate slows down.
>>123907854
It's actually easier than you might think. Chargers are only hard to use because Inklings are so small and move around so fast.
DJ Octavio with a roller on the other hand...
>>123897839
It's fun.
>>123907881
Now you're just building a low spread Dynamo Roller, or actually that's pretty much a laserless charger that can attack over walls. No thanks.
>>123907854
Octavio is more fun with a charger. Even more so with a roller.
>>123907396
More range and reducing the brightness of the direct-hit flash is the better option, lets it actually use the vertical drop at max range instead of being shit on horribly by Slosher standard in every way.
>>123907292
Splash damage + direct is enough to kill as long as they're not running +3 defense, it's fine as a support weapon
wait
>>123907854
play ganonball with octavio
>>123908029
octavio with roller was piss easy
>>123908341
Well yeah, anyone who had trouble with him didn't bother hiding in the ink.
>>123905840
Limited ink was really challenging
>>123908220
It's easier to aim, but Rapid Blaster can reach 99.9 on direct hits (often 1-shots) and packs Suction Bombs for more fearsome support.
>>123907854
i suppose its ink spread should've given that away. i'm not always the brightest bulb, ha...
i found the charger challenges to be super easy, but the roller challenges pissed me off so badly because i'm bad at rollers.
>>123907881
yeah that's one more thing i didn't think through before i posted it... maybe since this thing is some sort of weird slosher-blaster hybrid, they could at some point release a "heavy duty" sloshing machine that has those characteristics. :^)
What skills do i need on kelp/splat charger? Training wheels are welcome
>>123907854
>>123907292
From what I can tell, it doesn't actually have a blast radius of any sort, it's the spiral behind it that makes it seem that way. If you hit someone with the actual projectile then it registers as a direct hit, but if it just barely whiffs by someone then it'll hit with the spiral behind it. Guess that's why it seems like a blast of some sort.
I guess that's probably why it has a lower fire-rate than the rapid blaster, because the rapid blaster only has AoE at its maximum range, while the Sloshing Machine's AoE occurs at any range. Less aiming involved that way.
>>123908698
ink recovery, mostly
>>123908591
Limited ink DJ Octavio battle when?
>>123908484
>hiding in the ink
>not absolutely squidding at all for the entire battleuntil you actually need to
Fag
>>123908787
>Limited ink DJ Octavio battle
The reward better be 100 gold snails that let you reroll main abilities
>>123908651
How do you even bad at rollers, basic jump flick spam devastates shit
>>123908780
how much? Do i need attack ups?
>>123908909
Just give me the Hero Shot to use Online and I'm good. It'd be like the Jetsquelcher, Gal and Aerospray having a baby.
>>123908817
Yes yes, we can all see how big your dick is, I can beat him without hiding too.
>>123908651
The Roller challenges are about the same as playing Rollers at launch, except with more flicking.
HAha squadding agaisnt the same guys and win 3 times in a row!
>>123909161
>upgraded hero shot online
please no
>>123908787
>Limited ink DJ Octavio battle
>Not limited ink DJ Octavio battlewith a roller, no grenades, and one life
>>123908341
The only trouble I had was hitting back the fast hipster bomb. If I didn't time the swing right.
>>123909035
attk ups are a nice bonus if you dont wanna full charge erry time, but chargers are ink hogs and their secondaries are even worse
>>123908817
>you will never relive Octavio again
Post favorite guns
NNID:Shikinouta
TW drop ins welcome
>>123909263
It won't have a special but will allow you to switch between Burst/Splat bombs and Seeker.
>>123909326
>limited ink, time attack DJ Octavio battle with a dynamo roller, suction bombs, no special cans to refill ink, no armour and one life with no checkpoints to regain lives.
Seeting lobby. Anything is allowed.
NNID isLoguetta.
>that splat bomb as we were both flicking
>>123909534
Why would you ever want to use burst bombs
>>123909482
>That hype music when his music gets hijacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4k1NdUEUP4
>>123909675
Nevermind, join this one.
>>123909520
>>123909507
>>123909779
...thanks for the link?
>>123909520
Samurai Champloo?
>>123909717
They aren't bad. Those are also the three subs available to you in SP.
>>123909507
Started using it recently and can't stop, it's a more demanding upgrade to the .96 Gal/SSP lines.
Disintegrating targets with 100% accuracy bursts is too good.
>>123909520
Lobby or squad? Friend request sent
>>123909848
Convince me that they're better than splat bombs
>>123909507
burst bomb version is probably cool too but i like this one
>>123909507
>>123909249
Absolutely crushed them that last match even. Also making quite the win-streak by now.
>>123909823
The MG is objectively better.
