for the fallen edition
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>123776762
MIQOTE PUSSY
>using one of my fav pics
th-thenks
>>123798646
cat cats you say?
tfw no lala gf
Trial modesucks.
Can I actually get a chocobo mount during the trial?
xth for xivg post initials edition
I just fucking posted one. Why won't gook moot let me delete my thread?
>>123798478
The quests before HW are unbelievably short given how many of them there are, so you should be a Dark Knight in a week, you fucking baby.
xth for Odin
Within the walls of quarrymill
Lived a can with an iron will
Born into the highland race
She swore all'll know her face
So she spent all her days
Trying to take her place
Drinking your love and hate
But in a twist of fate
She lost her identity
Pity this poor entity
The can fell into despair
Her pain was beyond compare
Betrayed by miss handlebars
Not a thing could heal her scars
Will death befall our valiant hero?
Her life's greatest work amount to zero?
Nay, not yet, do not grieve
Because I still believe
One day she will return
Halatali would burn
She won't let that place out of her sight
'til she gets her armor of darklight
So, just you wait for that glorious morn
For Tin Can: An Avatarfag reborn
>>123798710
>spinevanna's triumphant return to sarg
Post your initials and the name of the person you're in love with!
>>123798792
its always been like that
>>123798880
It's unrequited...
why even bother anymore...
evil bomb a shit
>>123798880
I know what you're trying to do! Next time it's going to be "post your name and the Miriam's of the person you're in love with."
>>123798898
It's annoying. Looks dumb having three generals up.
>>123798767
watch out there's a celestial emissary behind you!
Post your initials, the initials of your favorite NPC, the initials of your favorite avatarfag, the initials of your least favorite avatarfag, the initials of the last sprout you've seen, the initials of Ippki Atros, the initials you would have if you name changed, and your initials IRL
>>123799061
i wish you could too, it sucks been cheesed out because somebody ninjaposted theirs before bump limit
>>123798832
>all you need is a gimmick, no personality
Wew.
>>123797726
xth for elezens
Femroes
>>123798506
Why does this artist draw hands like that?
>>123799156
I don't care if others post. I was just making one because I didn't think anyone else was going to.
>>123798767
>dressing as a terrorist at a wedding
do you have to shit up everything?
>>123799224
why do you draw hands like that
>>123799150Forgot to unnamefag
>>123798767
why wasnt i invited to this...
>>123798968
Some OCD, kohai. But I like them, too, lends to showy/gaudy.
>>123798646
>>123799228
threadmaking sucks, my dude
>>123799229
Yes
>>123799337
would have invited if i'd known you wanted to come, sorry!
>>123799447
>>123799221
The most kawaii
>>123799082
Dumb catbois
>>123799658
LITERAL brain problems
>>123799179
Giraffe representing.
>>123799735
have u and proci met irl yet
>>123799571
>>123798720
someone pls help us get lala gfs, save a life
>>123799229
>tfw i only got to kiss a kerchief
>>123799834
>tfw anon will never do wierd foot shit with you
>>123799571
But that's a boy
>>123799894
Next month
>>123799447
tenouttaten would stuff face between.
>>123800015boypussy
Post your favorite Guffy
>>123800037
Remember to sew his limbs back on afterwards ftelly
>>123799940
kuk city bitch
kuk kuk city bitch
>>123799940
i might have to go to the doctor to see if any tumors sprouted after this
>>123799940
it's not a kiss if one of you is wearing a mask
>>123800076bestpussy
>>123799834
>>123800117
This is serial killer tier anon.
>>123800252
What did you say, you cheeky bastard anon?
>>123800294
>>123798767
>>123799940
>that chin
Balmungers, queue for PvP please.
:3
kittens in mittens
Comfyninjas, best ninjas
>>123799221
Femroes.
>>123800407
I said what I meant and I meant what I said, a kiss ain't a kiss lest it's nude lip upon lip!
>>123799940
>wearing a handkerchief to a wedding ceremony
>>123800427
Stop tempting me.
>>123800525
please do not defile the mittens with your filth
>>123799221
Futashit?
I miss brown lightning cat
>>123800580
But does it really count as a kiss if it's between girls?
>>123800465
You've gotta post the rest of this man I'm losing it at this.
>>123800676
>>123800153
Okie
>>123800785
That's the exact opposite of what I asked.
>>123800686
im perfectly clean
>>123800752
A kiss between two girls is the most pure of all kisses.
>>123800737Nope
>>123800350
I'm not a serial killer! I'm aserial tickler.
All of my c@ targets have undergone a strenuous c@feet sensitivity test to ensure maximum tickle potential.
>>123800917
Is it still pure if they havedicks
>>123800920Yay, normal people!
xth for still no bf to nurse me while I lie sick in bed
>>123800992
Purely lewd
>>123801004
nobody in this thread is normal
>>123801084
I'm relatively normal. I come here for guilty pleasures.
>>123800893
>catboy
>clean
>>123800892
>>123801084
iunnoboutdat
>>123801252
just go away
>>123801157
Cleaner than any catgirl desu
>>123801151
I come here for the cute guys and girls.
>>123801006
Maybe if you weren't gay you wouldn't have AIDS.
>>123801364
but why
Post the initials of your OTP!
>>123801157
i am an exception, a bastion of purity and goodness. proof: me in nun outfit
>>123798832
What!? Why am I in there?
>DPS requirements are a large part of boss fights in this game
>give players no indication on whether they are doing capable DPS
>>123801439
I mean, I guess you do worship a cow and treat everybody in your FC like garbage in her name
>>123801478
treacherous lizard!
>>123801434
A.F x I.B
>>123801424
just go away so you erp privately
nobody cares about le fembuttpussy pound my humparump
>>123801556
If you're failing enrage timers, there's a fair chance you are not doing capable DPS.
If you beat them, you're good.
>>123801478
your sin weighs heavily upon you
>>123801434
F.T. x P.T.
>>123801478
Oh! So they ARE handlebars.
>>123801556ACT + RainbowMage's Overlay Plugin
>>123801626
>pound my humparump
>>123801559
no i was dressed as a christian nun, wrong religion
>>123801626
nah
>>123801564
>>123801675
>>123801715
Stop spreading this slander. I wanted to see Tincan be an avatarfag as much as anyone!
>>123801556
Adding dps meters to this game would hurt people's feelings.
>>123801434
S.H x Y.M
>>123801252
Do people not realize this is Tofu?
Anyone mucked about with OLL?
>>123801798
>anime sharessa
>>123801556
>DPS that is doing 600 starts complaining that we can't down the boss and leaves
>>123801915
Why're you avoiding the handlebars topic, Miss Handlebars?
>>123801949
who the heck is tofu
>>123801848I wanna rub your vulva
>>123802245
my bf
hey /xivg/, how do I get the chocobo mount with the trial version?
>>123801841
Nice try, Spooger.
You can't hide that fatty from Big Brother Berke
>>123800928
>you will never kidnap shan and spider and hang them upside down by the ankles like slabs of meat and dunk them in a pool of water over and over
>>123802245
Classic Tofu response.
>>123802245
Somebody post one of several Tofu explanation images or logs
>>123802303
i am no one's bf (currently)
>>123802338
ok anon
>>123802245
But tofu killed himself
How do I make friends?
>>123802381
>>123802245
aether pls queue for diadem easy
>>123802165
Because they're not handlebars. They're to stab nerds in the face when they get too close.
>>123802432
I need to know this too. There are people in here I like, but I don't know how to approach them in game and be interesting enough to keep them interested.
>People trying to offer 5m on Balmung for a small house
Oh it is to laugh.
>>123802385
You're cute? Do you likehugs?
>>123802313
>Brother Berke
>Posted saying you're on Diabolos
>He's not
Uhhhh...
>>123802503
why would anyone?
>>123800928
You might have a brain problem. Just saying.
>>123802653
That was just an impostor, obviously another member of NEET
>>123802305
lvl 20 finish the quest "My Little Chocobo" from your Grand Company
>>123802754
Obviously.
>>123802809
H-How do I join a grand company anon?
>>123802860
I will make sure to weed them out after I commandeer NEET and start my battle/trade divisions
>>123802883
Follow the Main Story Quest.
>>123802883
Keep doing the main story quests
>Someone with lalafell name and Lewd search info
>Go find them
>They're a female Au Ra
Fuck you.
>>123802970
I did that though. Don't think I have a main story quest left. Might be the trial thing? Or I'm just stupid.
>>123802465
lmao wtf
>>123802414
rip to that guy i guess
>>123802548
i dunno am i cute? and who doesn't like hugs...
>tfw depressed
Puttel talk about hamburgers if you're here.
>>123802754
every poster in this thread is in neet, even you
>>123803095
im going to a pub for lunch today and dont know whether i want the burg or the parmy, pls assist
>>123803130
not me, i'm in saint
>>123803086
How do I find you? How do I deliver theD?
>>123802515
But you responded to Miss Handlebars.
Twice, even.
>>123803297
Will you get the burg? Do it for me please.
anyone wanna trade nudes for a PS3 copy of ARR?
>>123803297
Find a cute boy and have himgive you the meat?
>>123803309
pick a place, anon, i'm in DF
>>123803297
Is the parmy nine-ninety?
>>123803297
Get the P'roci Pierogi with extra keksauce
>>123803303
liar
>>123803453
But I don'tknow youoryour tastes
>>123803432
I told you to wait to buy the PS4 version.
>>123803608
you'll just have to take a risk
>tfw when the auto post keeps sending 1 second early and errors out
>>123803418
ok anon i'll try their burg and report back on my personal burger blog (here)
>>123803505
i wish
>>123803767
If it isn't nine-ninety it's not a real parm, go for the burg.
>>123803317
Because I know you're referring to me. I even responded to murderer, and everyone knows I didn't do it.
>>123801252I'm making that character on Balmung soon if you're still interested.
>>123803767
Thanks P. I'll wait to hear about the burg. Maybe that will cheer me up.
>>123803645
I-I know you did anon. I just want to farm mounts though. and join the higher ranked fancy looking people.
>>123802465
>>123803892of course
>>123803432
are you cute?
>>123804058
Are you that desperate?
>>123804149
>>123803873
The birds know the truth.
>>123804295
>>123804149
The only person who would still have these on hand would have to be Paks (Natsu) or Tofu.
>>123804295
Ugh. I sure am glad I avoid these faggots and only ERP with literally whos.
>>123804381
imposter!!
>1 more futa highlander joins saint
is this the future of saint?
>>123802151
No, they're actual initials.
Deathflare is so cool, just like Sasooki.
>>123804445
I'm sure plenty of people have some of this old shit saved.
>>123804601
it's the past, present and future of saint
I drew Shyvana having her squid feet tickled
>>123804058
Post your mail again.
>>123804601
>future
Lol
>The name tofufu tofu isn't taken
>>123804785
There's zero chance this isn't a shitty trace, since it looks like the same shaky shit as the last shitty bondage trace.
>>123804445
not really, I saved funny shit of all kinds in the last 3 years here
>>123804225
>>123804204
I'm on holidays and I want to waste my time wisely.
I might be anon.
53 fucking weirdos that plague the general
why is it that this game has attracted so many virgin western players with mental issues
>>123805056
what a faggot lmao
>>123805218
That's an awfully exact number.
>>123805218
>why is this mmo discussion thread on a website already full of fucking weirdos, full of fucking weirdos??
>>123804785
Punishment for not having a level 60
>>123805056
>Theartening to kill himself with pills
lol,
as a master of committing suicide, your body forcefully rejects it anyways. Even if you grind it up and mix it with warm water, your body isn't made to take that much foreign substance.
>>123804912
chr0nical@ live.de anon. Will you save my sunday?
>>123805524
>a master of committing suicide
Something tells me you're kinda bad at it.
>Can gather multiple old world fig seeds at one unspoiled node
>Can only get one prickly pineapple seed per unspoiled node
???
Nice SE
>>123805621
Body too stronk, pls nerf.
>>123805524
>master of committing suicide
Yeah right why are you still here pissing me off?
>>123805672
Shotguns have a high success rate
>>123805687
It's not about the outcome, it's about the journey.
>>123805218
sorry...
>>123805792
99.7%
>>123804785
wait hold on a minute
>>123805792
a cousin of mine that is an RN got placed in a ward with attempted suicides. failing and just blowing off the front of your face is more common than you'd think
>>123805792
I would use guns, but I live in a very strict no Guns Allowed city. I sadly don't know a lot of people that's willing to sell off a gun illegally either.
>>123805528
Check mail.
>>123805218
It upsets me greatly that someone is potentially upsetting Keanu Reeves by interrupting his dinner for a photo.
>>123806051
>tfw ippiki considers himself attractive
>>123805925
That's why you put the barrel in your mouth. Even if, by chance, your brain stem stays in tact, you'll suffocate from your own fluids. Having the barrel at the base of your neck pointing up to the top of your head is also a one shot win.
>>123804785
this picture is a literal mess
>>123806290
Just like the player.
why does anyone pvp in this game?
>RNG
>battle highs or whatever given to players who are already winning
>unbalanced as fuck jobs
jesus i'm never doing that again
did the game shit itself?
>>123806336
The glimglams.
>>123804364
Your birds a shit.
>>123806376
B A L M U N G
HERE I COME
>>123805982
Did the helium exploit get patched?
>>123806376
THE PURGE
>>123806336
the horrible net code is enough to make me never want to pvp in this game
>>123806336
Well, there is literally no way to make a PvE game 100% gud for PvP. It just would be a nightmare of constant rebalancing. So the alternative is just to make PvP a massive cluster fuck and basically make wins random.
Think of it kinda like snakes and ladders.
>>123805362
It was the exact number of how many different IPs were posting here
>>123806137
He's not bad looking though
>there are people who literally live in the thread
>there are people who save "dirt" on other people just to ruin their lives someday
>there are people who buy 10 copies of the game to bot and harass people
>there are people who take drama outside of the game and attempt to hire assassins
>there are people in here who seek the financial ruin of others and are actively extorting funds
And only Gilgamesh produces the finest players in FFXIV, am I right?
>>123806336
It passed the time, and a few classes have cool glamours.
For the most part it's not very fun though, skill very rarely seems to matter and the "netcode" of the game makes it frustrating to hit other players with melee abilities sometimes.
>>123806376
This shit just happened to Failfrit.
>>123799571
Namedrop please
>>123806630
>there are people who take drama outside of the game and attempt to hire assassins
yo what
>>123806630
Sure thing
>>123806574
he's below average
>>123806336
>123806336
its pretty fun if you're a healing class imo
i dont see how melees have any fun with it at all though
>>123806696
you first
>>123806757
Now that he's got a receding hairline, sure.
>>123806421
what the FUCK did you just say? do you even KNOWthe kind of hell i will bring you!?
>>123806929
Yaranaika Abe
>>123806137
I remember watching him hack in Dark Souls 1 PvP on his stream. Shitter lost all credibility that day. Wasn't even the jokey kind of hacking where you make your head invisible or huge either. "Tee hee I have all these ring effects without using them"
>>123806630
>>123806702
A long time ago in my old fc on gilgamesh we had someone call our fc leaders workplace and ask for the king of eorzea. Doxxed him hard and posted his irl info in world chat. We were the biggest and most active fc at the time and due do the drama our fc disbanded.
>>123807154
mmo drama ftw
>>123806336
Maybe you're just bad?nah it's a team effort and a bad team can lose a game for a good player. But you're probably still a Bad.
>>123807116
o hello :3
>>123807124
dang did he really cheat .. do you got proof of it . . .
really not cool to cheat in dark souls pvp . . .
Who do you miss?
I miss emperor protects...
>tfw you didn't get to lick futa cum off your EB's cunt after watching her get pounded by a real dick
baka desu senpai
>>123807629
ahh yes he really had a butt that would not quit
>>123807629
I miss the vjera and sera drama desu senpai
Shit was cray
>>123806630
>there are people in here who seek the financial ruin of others and are actively extorting funds
what
>>123807352
there is no skill here, keep telling yourself you're good when the other team feeds you battle high and all the S ranks appear near your spawn point.
but then again for you it can just be the case of eating shit and telling yourself it's good. can't help you there
where are all the futa elezen/roes at
