>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>123766809
first for arteezy
>>123796097
What are they doing?
>>123796157
because no cum dumpster heroes in dota
>>123796051
POST QOP
O
S
T
Q
O
P
POST MMR GRINDING TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2-BKz9pAdU
who would be in the 6.85 version of this
>>123796207
I guess it's the whole allowing organizations to sell LCS spots. Pretty much 4 to 5 teams have sold their spots to people who have the money but not the talent.
Whats a good first big item to rush on Doom?
nth for wrong thread, sorry.
>>123796051
>tfw akasha is a literal semen demon
>tfw no lina inverse hero
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>123795531
>america
Whyy
>>123796051
>rare qop.jpg
>>123796364
trinity force
>288 days since last hero port
>>123796364
Shivas?
Threadly reminder to stay hydrated senpai
hey guys, what's you're favorite meme?
mine is "sf is balanced" its just really classic and epic
girl from last thread pls be in florida
>no succubus hero
>>123796157
so cute, love her hair
Bulldog seems upset
>Want to Smoke
>No smokes in stock
>Literally no clue who even used them
This game can be a fucking pile of shit sometimes.
I've lost over 200 mmr in two fucking days full of nothing but subhuman fucking feeders.
Just let a meteor hit the planet and kill everyone, humanity doesn't deserve to fucking live. How many goddamn fucking games in a row can you get the worst fucking shitfucks in your fucking team every fucking time. Fucking russians, fucking retarded faggots, fucking fucks, fucking worthless vermin, fucking account buying human garbage, fucking egoretards doing nothing but fucking feeding all day when someone doesn't do exactly what they tell them, fucking valve with their worthless fucking pile of rotten shit matchmaking and nonfunctional fucking shit report system, fucking every game you win is 1h+ and then you autolose three fucking games in the time you painstakingly win one, FUCKING FUCK
>>123796343
I miss 6.83, best patch in recent history
>>123796936
this desu
>>123796520
Because every new hero has to have some big dumb circus event that ruins matchmanking :^)
>>123796936
There's dodging strats for a reason. Mark them with mute.
THERE ARE GIRLS HERE.
WHAT DO WE DO /D2G/!!?
>>123797034
calm down and go fap mate
>>123796779
>Was shit last patch
>Is godly this patch
>No buff or nerf
What happened?
hey...
>>123797132
>was shit last patch
He's been good for the past 3 patches.
>>123797112
Should we spam /lolg/ with bara and feet to keep Ahriposter in check?
>>123797135
what a fucking horrific male human
>>123797132
he was already good and all mids better than him got nerfed hard
>>123797209
Did you miss his "epic winrate" at TI?
>>123797135
>>123796789
I'm not in the U.S. Sorry.
>>123796993
I climber to 5.5k mmr that patch spamming jugg and I usually only played support
fun times tbqh, played with a lot of EU pros
>>123797264
no matter the winrate he was still good enough to be picked as mid, the most important hero in the game
The only thing I'm jealous of LoL about is it's easier to jack off to their heroes because there's more 34 of them and there's more to choose from. There aren't enough female heroes in this game.
any male dota player in this thread to queue together? I'm really bored of so many girls in this game
>>123797319
that's ok i can come to you :)
What do I watch to eat a bag of crisps to?
>>123796993
83 is the only patch that made me quit the game for over a month.
It was so fucking dogshit.
I mostly play carry, but that patch basically made it so if you weren't Troll, Jug, Sniper or PL, and the enemy was one of these, you just could do nothing, your hero was dramatically outclassed.
>>123797582
you guys remember gents?
i believe drow cück poster is gents
>>123797742
>crisps
???
>>123796993
i unironically stopped playing dota during that patch and still haven't started again since
having those 3-4 meme broken heroes in the game was unacceptable - but i also regret not spamming them because i probably could have done so all the way to 6k
>>123797808
you got a problem?
they are hand cooked CRISPS
sea salt and balsamic vinegar flavoured CRISPS
>>123797804
I thought gents was british and drowposter german
>>123797804
I remember gents.
All the redditors drove him away when the game started to get big.
>>123796364
atos after phase and oov
>>123797926
you mean chips
>>123797952
Can someone refresh my memory on this guy?
>>123797804
fuck off tripfags are NOT wanted here
>>123796891
tfw 1 guys smokes by himself
>>123798073
hullo reddit
What item should I rush on Gyrocopter?
>>123798072
He was a tripfag that used to make the threads back when SC2 wasn't dead and those faggots would make threads and delete them back when you could still delete your threads.
>>123797926
>>123798062
no
chips are the thing you get in a paper bag from the nice old chink man from the chippy down the road
>>123798169
rapier
>>123798247
>chink
in civilized countries we say gooks (nips for japan)
>>123798169
Ring ofFiltered
>>123798169
who cares
you aren't going to win anyway.
If you are Anti Mage.
And the enemy has an Ember and a Doom.
Who do you initiate on?
Go on Ember and you get doomed
Go on Doom and Ember cleaves your team a new asshole.
FuckYea LE FapFapFap 9GAG OhGod ARMY PokerFace HAS RageFace ARRIVED CHAccepted PREPARE ForeverAlone TO M&Mjc BE :tf: TROLLED
>>123798367
the fuck are you on about?
chinks=/=gooks
>>123798367
As far as i am aware
chinks = china
gooks = korea
japs-eye = penis urethra entrance / japanese person
Guys, whats the most 4chan shit you can have on your steam profile?
>>123798486
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
>>123798525
reddit logos everywhere
>>123798525
The most 4chan shit you could do would be not to have any 4chan shit at all you fucking retard
>>123798247
no those are egg rolls
>>123796290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebsQxYKEDY8
>>123798175
>a thread reaches 240 posts
>ALLUH ACKBAR
shit times tbqhf
>>123798943
>csgog still talking about this shit after getting btfo early today
it does get kinda sad desu, their game was developed to be valves personal cukking toy.
>>123798943
didnt envy finish an engineering degree? that alone would put him above 90% of americans
>>123798397
i farm and let my team initiate while i am really on clean up duty at the end of team fights
>>123799209
>finish
lmao he dropped out to play video games all day
>>123799209
Dropped out of some super hard engineering course. He didn't finish but he still can and could've if his dota career hadn't turned out.
>>123796348
>valve hasn't made compendium which 100% goes to buying all LCS spots and killing lele
>>123799349
Thank god he made the right decision
>>123798943
>educationally subnormal
is he serious
>this RTZ game
holy shit son
reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN
>want to watch some good high skill dota
>hmm this rtz guy is considered one of the best mechanically skilled players ever
>PISS ON YA GRAVE TriHard YAH YAH YAH YAH
>after that EG Secret game every ember has started building random rapiers
>>123799836
>middle of December
What did
they mean by this?
>>123800184
>people never build rapier
People build rapiers past 2k
>>123800351
30th February
>this rubick on rtz's team
man I want rubick players like that
>>123800351
dec 1-31
I'm just about to hit 2500 hours played. I worked it out and I've spent just over 1% of my entire existence inside this game.
I think this should make me feel shame or disgust but I don't.
>>123800351
They didnt say wich december, maybe next year.
>>123800607
mmr?
>>123800607
You spent like 40% fucking sleeping. Who gives a fuck.
NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA
>>123800351
Week before Christmas or we're not seeing it until early February.
>>123798725
what a logic
So why do i keep joining empty games?
>>123800764
Uncalibrated. Dotabuff says I'm "very high skill" every game, and people I've added after games (or who display their mmr) have around 4-5k mmr. All-pick unranked is stressful enough for me.
>>123801342
spooky
>Next patch will have ES and Oracle in CM
Whos ready for some top tier pro dota.
Why rtc streaming so late at the night?
Half of the views from russia
Change your time to moscow nigga
how did everything go soright (omni)
>mfw team for once knows how to finish and end with 8k in the bank
>>123801524
its 3 pm homie
>>123801390
unranked
what are you doing with your life
>>123801518
>Oracle in CM
so nothing will change from the previous patches?
>>123801518
>implying pros even know what those heroes do
they get the mechanics of meta heroes wrong sometimes, it will take some time for those heroes to be picked
post 'em
>>123801390
>unranked
why don't they just call it kek mode
Guys?
>>123801713
i dunno man
oracle has sicknasty magic deeps
Uh dota retards?
http://www.game-debate.com/news/?news=18696&game=None&title=Global%20Game%20Awards%202015%20Results:%20Best%20In%20Gaming
i thought League had a massive playerbase?
>>123801845
dude we know the game is dogshit and dying
just leave us alone
>>123802016
>battlefront best shooter
>life is strange best anything
meme list
>>123801845
Well, it's not about dota dying, it's more about csgo rising. You guys should be happy since it's a valve game too
>>123802016
>Literally who website hosts irrelevant "game of the year" awards
Who gives a fuck.
Just because we won doesn't mean that these pissing contests are a legitimate way of judging the quality of fucking anything
>>123802205
>>123802239
doesn't matter
Riot would have done one way or another and jew out the awards to prevent dota2 from taking the spot
>>123802358
Dota 2 DID take the spot.
Point is that it doesn't matter, it's a pissing contest.
>BEST ACTION - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
>BEST ADVENTURE - Life is Strange
>BEST COMEDY - Tales from the Borderlands
>BEST EARLY ACCESS - ARK: Survival Evolved
>BEST FREE TO PLAY - Hearthstone
>BEST GAME FOR CHILDREN - Minecraft: Story Mode
>BEST MOBILE GAME - Fallout Shelter
>BEST RACING - Need For Speed
>BEST MULTIPLAYER - Grand Theft Auto Online
>BEST ORIGINAL GAME - Life is Strange
>BEST SCI-FI - Fallout 4
>BEST SHOOTER - Star Wars Battlefront
>BEST STRATEGY - StarCraft 2: Legacy of the Void
>BEST SURVIVAL - ARK: Survival Evolved
>PC EXCLUSIVE - StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void
>Best Digital Sales Platform - Steam
Holy
Shit
Who are these nobodies and how do they have shit tastes in nearly everything
>>123802449
seems uncharacteristic of riot to let this through
>>123802358
DOTA 2 is losing to LoL in the The Game Awards voting.
But CS:GO is winning against LoL so it's fine.
Fucking prinz where
>>123802657
Wrong thread, buddy.
>>123801817
Ive crashed my mouse and delete dota yesterday
I cant
gonna go tomorow by new one
there is no escape
>>123802571
>Best f2p
pfft tf2 is still out there you know and hearthstone best "f2p".
>Carry Morph will still be shit next patch
When will icefrog answer for his crimes against dota and fix this hero?
Its been 3 fucking years.
>>123802571
its voted by the community
taking that league had a larger player-base
and ours is factually many times smaller.
>>123802635
>ctrl+f cs:go counter strike
>0 results
uh tard?
>>123802903
revert the fucking eblade nerf at least... shotgun morphling was the funnest shit ever
>>123802571
>BEST FREE TO PLAY - Hearthston
>Free
>>123802571
>BEST SCI-FI - Fallout 4
Yeah, I completely agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyVQ9KaPxRI
>>123802903
>Wanting Water nigger back
No anon, fuck that shit.
>>123802923
>and ours is factually many times smaller
Do we have any 'facts' that are not provided by Riot?
>>123803073
>posts a website
>hur he must be shilling!
>>123803429
>implying dota2 is bigger
>>123802571
I tough a moba was aMobile Game
>>123802571
>best adventure
>life is strange
>not Witcher 3
what the fuck
Guys i can't stop watching Dota WTF's videos. I feel like a fucking normie but they are sofun
>>123803429
Bigger is not necessarily better my man. COD has fuck tons of players, doesn't mean its a good game. 50 Shades of Grey has millions of readers, doesn't mean its a good book.
>>123803429
do you have any stats that say otherwise, not provided by Valve or Steam?
>>123803952
>implying the majority is ever wrong
Will Arc Warden be a cute girl or are we getting more furry pandering?
>>123804164
>Playerbase is Peru/Russai/SEA
>Expecting cute things
WE like gritty grimdark things
how do i play this hero lamo
btw went aghs after maelstrom mom
its pretty fucking sweet
especially the bear stays alive if sylla dies thing.
>>123804142
>implying the majority is not full of normies that have reaaaaallly good taste
they literally eat whatver shit is thrown at them
If you guys cared about your mmr as much as you cared about an irrelevant meme award you wouldn't be stuck in sub 5k.
>>123802923
#viewbots are NOT community members reddikek spy!!!!! get off my fucking board normals!!
>>123804371
You're the minority here anon
Maybe you're the one with shit taste
does anyone want to help out a 4.5k shitter?
how do I find farm when the enemy has total map control and good gankers?
I dont know how to solve this problem
current MMR is 4.5k
Match 1969344998 -
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1969344998[1]
I'm Spectre. pls dont look at my KDA. the deaths happened when the enemy team had a massive gold advantage and the game was pretty much over already. they had a over 5k gold advantage at minute 10 already
Why is it that every hero I like in this game is fucking TRASH!? I love playing oracle but people just don't know how to play with him at all. I ult people and they run away when they could turn and kill a person. I make someone immune to magic damage right before they get killed by a magic spell and then they complain they were disarmed.. like come the fuck on.
How do you even play oracle well? Is he a good hero to begin with or did they fucking nerf him too hard?
How do you build an offlane invoker?
just played my first time not mid and it was hella fun
>>123804142
>everyone suggest me to play hotline miami
>its shit
?
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>123797421
You retards are one reason I left the game. HURR DURR IM 13 SO EVERY CHARACTER NEEDS TO BE SOME GENERIC SLUTTY WOMAN SO I CAN JERK OFF TO.IT OMG. BEWBS XDDDA
>>123804696
Hotline Miami is legit 10/10 tho
It's not our fault you have shit taste
>>123804717
A WHOLE ALCOMAHOL!!!! THAT ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!
>>123804717
is he over soe?
>>123804492
>pls how do i farm 70cs at 10min if my support is a shaker and i have an gro 3 lane of viper undying silencer against me?
you dont, you get xp and tell shaker to win other lanes
>how do i farm when i cant farm
you dont, you look for fights with your team wheer you have an advantage
>your game might be streamed on Twitch
>there might be people laughing at your playstyle, mistakes, and build choices
>>123804639
solar crest tranquils wex exort and then situationals
you can shit on weak lanes with him
>>123804770
>10/10
>buggy as fuck mechanics
>ai random as FUCK
>ok music
>copypasted counterstrike 2d with some backstory to it
>10/10
you need to have your head checked
>>123804825
>long hair soe will never ever come back
>>123804920
it will when shes done with her menopause
>>123804825
qt look on face
something she would do when she sees your tiny ass dick
something like dissapointment mixed with "well, ill take it"
why do so many gorgeous girls cut their hair short? what is this meme ?
>>123804464
>naruto had a large fanbase so that means its the best anime!
>reddit have more users so that means its the best!
>pewdiepie has fucktons of subscribers so that means hes good!
what are you even trying to prove?
ah nevermind this is clearly a honeypot bait
>>123804770
>playing ranked
>get someone who has been to TI on my team
>someone who has been to TI on the enemy team
>we win
So when am I going to be picked up by a team?
>>123805108
i think short hair girls are pretty cute desu
>>123805127
>honeypot bait
you just call them honeyposts family...
>>123804919
don't fall for this guy baiting for (You)s
>>123805201
Never
That game was literally your TI player vs theirs and yours happened to have slightly less shit teammates.
>>123805108
>the strong independent womyn meme
>>123804918
>they're all sub 1k literal retards who speak entirely in maymays and get buttblasted and retort everything with EleGiggle
>their opinion matters
yeah nah. they all jump on e-sport cock too and make the twitch experience an aneurysm.
baka desu senpai
>>123804918
>I care about what people who spam Kappas, Keepo, PogChamp, and Trihard think
just kill yourself
>ranked
>huskar last pick vs high physical dmg team
>unranked
>huskar last pick vs high physical dmg team and a clockwerk
fuck huskar reatardbabies
>>123805108
It's called character development anon.
>>123805389
>don't watch Twitch
>have no idea what those things are
>>123805061
Uh gone on anon that gave me a chubby desu
>>123805487
then why are you whining about people on twitch that might make fun of you
you make no sense
>>123804918
why is it dancing? this doesn't make sense
>>123805487
ill teach you
post id qt
>>123805487
well I'll break it down barney style for you.
twitch is full of retards and they spam maymay emoticons in literally every fucking message and parrot every last thing the last guy said over and over again in an attempt to be funny.
it's like a group chat of redditors going full sperg mode.
>>123805487
watch and stream esports for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>123805809
I thought I hated the spam, and then the 3 merlinis pogchamp cracked me up, so meh.
wagatrash has 4k viewers right now. How is this possible?
ive got to admit dota retards,
reddits only use is for stealing shits like these
http://imgur.com/gallery/XII5n
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WE HAVE TWITCH AUTISTS AMONG US...
the 6k backseat twitch MMR is now evident in this thread.
>>123803215
I love vids like these
>>123806081
those look shit.
>i can't actually draw so I'm just going to use the same template and draw silhouettes then throw in some lens flare
>>123805993
no one ever streams now so that isn't that surprising
Just played an 1.25 hour long match
Jesus fucking christ, went right down to the wire
>>123806252
>stealing shits
>those look shit.
uh retard? did you even read what i posted
>>123806354
i played 1 hour 6 minutes
fucking tinker refused to stop playing
>>123806175
hey, can you like post his sister?
>>123806534
ritsu pls go
>>123805993
waga is 7k
he was top 1 mmr in the previous year
post your favorite
INT
STR
AGI
heroes
>>123806719
rubick
kunkka
lone druid
>>123805952
SoBayed
>>123806625
>>123806663
tbqh, he has nothing to worry about with his highlander genes family
anyone got any recommended keyboard trays?
>>123806719
Visage
Earth Spirit
Meepo
i posted this yesterday
>>123806719
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>123806806
fuck off jones/nma/kurtov nobody likes you
>>123806853
keyboard what ?
>>123806896
more like mosque to shit in
hes dutch afterall
>>123806719
INT: Chen
STR: DUSG :DDDD
AGI: Nyx
>>123806896
see >>123806851
>>123806820
are you telling me you can stack camps using kunkkas q
holy shit
>>123807007
just do it
>>123806957
whats your problem with the proud nation of the Netherlands
>>123807164
they would be fine if not for Karl Marx bacteria of leftist political correctness didnt rot their brain
aside from that
nothing
https://youtu.be/DH21xUkdEeA
>>123806957
>hes dutch afterall
wow that was totally unnecessary.
>>123807138
Kunkka buffs when?
>>123807372
did you get triggered?
>>123807429
m-maybe
>>123807594
>implying
its dutch shitters posting him to get his attention
Reminder the Dutch run this shit :)
>>123807594
Wtf are you talking about? Beesa is clearly on a top team. Did you not see him win Frankfurt with his great team?
>>123807274
sven
>>123805258
post answer
>>123807668
already got 10 to pay for m4stahs ticket to england to kill rime
>>123807668
I still can't believe /d2g/ doesn't have actual finns.
>>123805487
wow, whos the qt mate?
I am having the WORST pattern right now, 1:4 win/loss ratio.
Just.. not even my fault, or plain bad luck. I admit once in a while i totally drop the ball and have a bad game but losing so much is really tanking my MMR.
>>123805258
Naix the Lifestealer.
>>123808050
>>123807930
he got it
>>123808025
matumbaman shitposts here every day tho
>>123808025
wait if we don't have finnposters, then who is spurdo posting?
>reddit circlejerk posting on my d2g
time to go
see ya tomorrow
>>123808309
me and im polish
>>123808309
Suomi. Duh.
>>123808107
>refresher
>rtz modding people who abandon dodge for him
wew
>>123808390
wait it counts as a denial if the phoenix vacuums you and you die?
>>123808516
Arteezy should never be allowed out of LPQ.
>>123808596
ye buddy heheh
give elder titan buffs, thanks
>>123809315
sure thing man
>>123809315
on it!
>>123809315
Stomp now goes through BKB
Enjoy! :^)
post'em
>>123809315
PLEASE
>>123809392
explain the stapler to me? i dont get it
>>123809392
He already has a stapler, why would you buff him by giving another one?
>>123809776
serious question, Why is clinkz considered "not viable" people say he's a bad version of weaver but everytime I get deso hes guaranteed to 2 hit any supps and 4 hit enemy carries.
I'll usually be like 25kills and 3 deaths by around 40mins, admittedly I'm only a 2k shitter but I don't understand why he wouldn't be as effective in a 5-6k mmr bracket. There's even videos of him ruining peoples lives in 8k mmr brackets on youtube.
>>123809890
>the pa pause at the end
"lel i got rng shit in a pub xPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
>>123809535
Looking at my recent match history makes me so angry that I'm ready to travel back in time to kill Hitler so I can take his place as Hitler.
>>123809991
clinkz is great, don't listen to shitters. Max searing arrows first and enjoy easiest last hits / towers of your life. Manually casting it for harassment is great.
