First time making threadsI'm sorry if I mess it upedition
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
[YouTube] FINAL FANTASY XIV Patch 3.1 - As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness (embed)
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc (embed)
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>123604396
This game has shit raids.
me
>mafuyu laeh
>heal uyufam
lmao what a retard
xth for why am I inside the bench
nth for I think I did ok for making the thread
>>123645430
i want to mess this lala up
>get on Gilgamesh with friends
>game is grindy but fun
>friends stop playing
>no one to talk to or idle with
>motivation evaporating
M-maybe tomorrow will be good
>>123645430
>lala thread
yeah, you messed it up
>>123645504
nice catpost
>>123645504
Us a fucking trip so I don't have to see your retarded useless shitposting ass
>>123645532
You didn't you fuck.
>>123645560
>>123645572
I just picked a pic that I could find fast.. I'm sorry.
>>123645558
Just transfer toBalmung.
>Ran away to forget about them.
>Always something there reminding me.
>>123645558
I can be your friend
>>123645497
it doesn't have any raids, they are hallways with rectangular boss rooms at the end
>not Harp Edition
Always next time.
nth for friends
>>123645737
Squares and circles*
>>123645692
I've thought about making a character there but it's never open.
>>123645724
You got a name? I'll add you when I get on
Justice.
>>123645759
posting friends
>>123645532
Never mind I messed up bad.. I'll go end myself with fates now.Forgive me.
>>123645759
I hope you die along with the shitposting cat
Goodness knows you've thoroughly forced your horrendous looking Roe onto the thread so much
What are you listening to /xivg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O7R4TpVQn0
>>123645759
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_pBJN_O3M
>>123645802
Demands retributionMysterious challenger sounds in the background
>>123645779
>I've thought about making a character there but it's never open.
Yeah, if you don't make a character in the first 3 minutes of servers going up, you're boned.
>>123645279
this guy gets it
>>123645436
THIS GUY GETS IT.
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aA4BjVu5vw
hello
>>123646058
knock knock
Does FFXIV have subscription fees?
I don't mind paying $60-$100 on the game, but I draw the line at subscription fees.
>>123645779
just post in the thread when you wake up
>>123646084
it has subscription fees and a cash shop
>>123646084
In the time it took for you to post this, you could've googled it and saved you time from the eyesore of these threads
You don't want to be here
>>123646084
12-18 a month.
>>123646068
nobody's home
>>123646143
knock
knockdo it right you fuck
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU9GAxrQHmg
>>123645889
Please don't toot your theme song in the background I'm listening to mine.
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTzdpMbGHww
>>123646143
Ah yes the weekend~
Highschool is out for Shyvana~
Shitting all day long~
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cm3gc_7OJA
>>123646024
I just want pureheight differencelove between two consenting Au Ra
>>123646290
i don't even go to highschool u idiot
>>123646173
no because it's probably going to be an elk joke
>>123646360
Going at it with that size difference is almost as puzzling as a Roe/Lala would be
>>123646173
WHO DERE?
>>123646360
Male Au Ra x female Midlander > male Au Ra x female Au Ra.
>>123645430
That's a cute lala.
>>123646487
Male Au Ra just have incredibly small dicks.
>>123646703
They have horsecocks.
>>123646612
fem midlanders fem au ra and fem cats are on a similar level of cute to me at this point
>>123646360
again
you just get it
height difference is flawless
>>123646475
elk's busy with ayase won't be elk joke promise
>>123646759
Don't talk about their horsehusbands like that.
>>123646770
UGHHHHHH
or its gonna be a level 60 joke
>>123646765
Ur cute
>>123646759
Can confirm, I slurp them daily
>>123646487
Got a bad case of the shit taste.
>>123646816
Thank you
are the other data canters filled with as many retards as Aether?
how the fuck are people this stupid? I'll never understand.
>>123646815
or how about your cat is a jokeseriously please fantasia hun
>>123646487
>tfw min height Au Ra
>>123646612
Male Roe x Male Au Ra
Male Au Ra x Male Anything is okay too.
>>123646703
>>123646759
{Stop!}
>>123646876
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
into what? male roe?
u want me to go male roe big boy?
HUH?
>>123646703
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53120453
nah
>>123646860
What else would you expect from an NA data center/
>>123646954
No I don't want to vomit when I open an image you FAS reject
>>123647036
>>123647036
fuck your char is filthy
Good night.
>>123647036
then what do you want me to fantasia into
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them allI'll give you a hint: not me.
>>123647193
A SQUID
>>123646939
Wanna compare our au ra height?
I heard it's best measured with our bodies touching...
>>123647226
it's me
>>123647264Are you on Balmung?
>male and female lala BLMs with matching last names
>238 and 243 DPS respectively
>not moving out of shit
T H E I N F I N I T E P A I N O F A E R Y
>>123647107
Get rid of the lipstick and maybe you can suck my dick or something idkis this fucking kumfi oh my god
>>123647136
Bitch you look like a punchable 11 year old don't even come for me. Like straight up 1:1 my sisters fat as fuck friend from middle school years ago, also as obnoxious so easily relatable
>>123647193
literally anything else
>>123647272
Hmmm, au ra, kinda cute, striking eyes and good fashion sense. 8/10
>>123647336
You're so good at figuring out which Roes are mine~
>>123647378
STOP
>>123647336
as you wish................
>>123647246
i will go back to squid one day
>>123647336
lmraow at least i dont look like a 60 year old grindr reject aptly named 'fun for $$$'
get outta here gramps i run this show
>>123647226
Very cute, in my opinion
>>123647419
BLUE BOY YES YES YES
CUTE CUTE CUTE
NEVER CHANGE
>>123647226
You're not online or I'd explain.
>>123647403
I can't stop I'm going to make another one right now
>>123647343
>>123646939
>tfw max height roe
I want to bully you.
>>123647446
Run the boring 4chan shitpost show like every other cronie?
You are literally common folk sweetie, dime a dozen.
>>123647453
or alternatively i could go back to my femroe that lasted for like 2 days
or maybe male au ra
orelezen
or even worseMALECATBOY
>>123647515
>>tfw max height roe
Don't tease me, anon.
>>123647589
>tfw so common they literally print 50 of me a minute in a factory somewhere
At least if I die, I won't die.
>>123647625>catboy
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>123647625
>an elezen made by Shyvana
Dead, abyssal stare
Atrocious colors/no coordination
Weeb name
This cat is the least offensive of your creations.
>>123647589
will abe add me back if i promise to cyber him up so fine
>>123647716meow
>>123647728
you forgot the "copied random person i picked out of nowhere"
>>123647681Are you on Balmung?
>>123647783
Nyes.
>see all these posts about Enochian rotations
>be lv56 and think 'just use it, what the fuck am I reading'
>get to lv58
>"oh hell this looks scary"
>easily managed
>>123647870Name?
>>123647926
It's hard to optimise in a situation where you have to move. Requires good timing and planning based on knowledge of the encounter.
>>123647964Location?
>>123647982
Neverreap will be fun, then.
>>123647446
How do you live with yourself knowing you're P'roci's used goods? Why do you shitpost about anyone when you were a literal fuckboy?
>tons of maiming gear drops while im leveling classes
>tempted to level it from 50
>cant remember the rotation worth a damn, id have to relearn all over again
kill me
>>123647515
>>123647681
>>123647783
>>123647870
>>123647964
>>123647993
I would like to remind everyone that boys belong with girls and not other boys.
Please cease your activities in the thread right now and find a cute girl to pleasure instead.
>>123647459
I'm coming online now to dick around a bit before I go do some project work
>>123647993Foundation.
>>123647625
>worse
You shut your whore mouth.
>>123648038
im not shitposting im v sincere, i make all my cyber partners have good cum
>>123648063
But girls belong with girls.
>>123648197
Ew no.
>>123648042
Dude, just spam 1 2 3 and apply any DoTs your class has and you'll be doing better than 80% of this game's playerbase already.
I had a BRD doing 500DPS in an expert yesterday, even AoE packs. They had full Eso with some pieces upgraded to 210. I'm not surprised anymore when I'm top DPS as a DRK.
>>123648038
>How do you live with yourself knowing you're P'roci's used goods?
Story?
>>123648197
This is true
>>123648197
>>123648197
>girls with girls
>all grown men
This will never cease to amuse me.
>>123648373
u were spooped by mummy?
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Faf4MlbDk
>>123648042
DRG is so incredibly easy. How can you forget something like that?
Literally Heavy Thrust then Chaos Thrust combo, the Phleb, then Full Thrust combo twice until you get Fang and Claw. Then it's HT>CT combo>Fang and Claw/Wheeling Thrust>Pleb>FT Combo>Fang and Claw/Wheeling Thrust>HT>repeat
Just use oGCDs accordingly and you'll be fine.
>>123648343
Remember that time your fat sjw ass pushed poor Eggy out of the FC?
Haha good times huh
>tfw want to leave my FC but don't want anyone to be in it while I do it
>>123648406
>people who can't separate fantasy from reality still using the grown men meme in 2015
i bet you say ouch irl when you take damage in-game
>>123648462
>Just use oGCDs accordingly and you'll be fine
And this is exactly why my DPS is shit.
>>123648492
Elaborate?
>>123648526
Why? How? It's really easy.
>>123648519
>s-stop making fun of me j-just because i pretend to be a girl online and have internet sex with other grown men doing the same cause we can't get any in r-real l-life
wew lad
>>123648492
eggy got 'pushed out' because she didn't get the 24/7 attention from guys that she needs to survive in neet so she went crawling back to pure. no surprise really, she's done it before.
>>123648501
>tfw want to leave my FC but I'm afraid that I'll end up being alone
>>123648609
there isn't a straight guy in the whole fc, dumbass
>>123648197
girls can't love girls though, that's forbidden love!girls can only love boys
when they dim the lights and try to get with you
>>123648609
can u not
>>123648654
read my post again
>>123648679
why do you care? aren't you happy enough that you pushed out the nicest person on the server?
you're disgusting
>quietly waiting until the thread inevitably gets derailed with /vg/ FC drama yet again
You never disappoint lads
>>123648725
>nicest
wew
>it is moving back to balmung
Oh-hohohohoho
>>123648735
Did NEET disband? Did WINGS erp with a minor? Did honk! get keked?
>>123648157
Quality posting you got there lad
>>123648856
>can't find anyone that's into impregnation
so much for degenerate server huh
I keep getting weird Void Ark runs where no one seems to have any idea what they're doing (the fan-room thing is always a tremendous clusterfuck), no tanks want to main tank, and yet we still manage to one-shot everything pretty efficiently.
Is this shit just that easy or am I being paired up with 23 other Rain Man savants?
@,..,@ butt
>>123649013
oi oi
>>123649179
whisper me, spuki bugi
>>123649232
cheeky
>>123649190
Void Ark is just piss easy and you can do it without knowing anything about it.knock knock
>>123649280
good bants
>>123649251
mpreg is shit.
>>123649179
Message ME, Pashua Orchidaeno seriously
also its actually common, you just need to poke in the right corners.
>>123649315
I guess WoD and it constantly murderising everyone around me had actually raised my expectations of the 24 man raid content.Initiating regret engine: Who's there?
Even earlier i was making fun of the lv 60 roulette without running it ever since it was implemented.
>need some red scrip mats so go do my dailies for some easy law
>whole party is obviously a group of newbies as expected
>1st pull is tiny but either way i dps normally as usually
>aero III
>get aggro in one mob
>start spamming stone III on the one the tank is hitting
>get aggro too
>ohboyherewego
And this goes through the whole dungeon. I'd usually say, fuck this shit and either teach the tank or leave, but this time i decided to just watch things happen.
Was such a adorable run, the best part was a provoke > full pld combo and i still kept aggro as if nothing happened.
>>123649179
shoulda rolled on gilg you big dummy
>>123649515
Yeah WoD for definitely harder than VA. It's a shame that the already casual content is getting easier.Olive
>>123649179
Wanna meet somewhere to chat?
>>123649614
That's really too bad, cause runs imploding in anger and wiping on the three mobs at the beginning were the highlights of my week.
Not even kidding!Olive who?
>>123649705
Wow, I never expected you to be so sadistic. It was funny seeing a lot of people pretending to be great and then wiping on the first boss mechanic though!Olive you! Stay best poster <3
>tfw too scared to ERP with people because you're only into vanilla and they'll just get bored with you
>>123649767
are you a guy or a woman?
>>123649767
have a secretif you're decent at writing, then people wont get bored with you.
>>123649791
IRL or in game?
>>123649837
in game.
>>123649767
wanna have some sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation? That's my fetish.
>>123649869
>breeding/impregnation
hot
>>123649749
I try not to let the fact that things go wrong bother me, it ends up translating into enjoying the carnage as it happens. If I was doing content with people trying to get them through for stuff I'd take it a bit more seriously and not just chortle at things exploding and dying en-mass.For that joke, you're best poster! This is a terrible burden and I'm so sorry.
>>123649858
Oh, girl.
>>123649869
If you're a girl then yes, but there won't be anyprocreating.
>>123649918
jk I'm into anal vore
>tfw hate NTR but always seem to do it to others.
>>123649982
Oh, it's you.
Go for female au ra and catgirls. People probably won't get bored of you if you are creative and a decent writer.
Go read up some smut if you want ideas how to keep it fresh.
>levelling gear
>>123649482Are you also into some bdsm? I might just get on Balmung and message you.
>>123650210
I... did you miss the entirety of yesterdayyes
sure is a lot of video game discussion going on here
BRD or MCH?
>>123650407
BOTH.
>>123650407
BRD in literally every situation except "my melee dps really want to parse this week"
i think mch has potential in a2s with perfect turret resets but idk. i doubt it. shit class desu.
>>123650387
i like bibeogames
>>123650387
I don't even know what people are talking about any more.
I mean is BDSM the name for new tokens? How much more junk is tied up in that?!
>>123650565
Fuck. I love MCH but I'm levelling BRD at the moment because I figured this seemed like the case.
I just like the idea of being the only guy in a world of dumbasses punching and stabbing each other sensible enough to use a gun.
>>123645430
>lala thread
fug yas
>>123645504
good morning bb
>>123650379No, i hardly come here. Will you be on later? I want to make you purr like a kitten.
>>123650387
Sorry.
What was the biggest disappointment in 3.1 for you guys?
I kinda feel let down by vermilion. They should've added something to keep people playing after they have done their challenges.
>>123650717
bloodborne u cheeky cunt
>>123650760
>What was the biggest disappointment in 3.1 for you guys?
Nothing happening in the story except for getting 2nd worst scion back.
new race graph of lvl 60's since ppl were crying about no numbers
LET'S TALK PATCH 3.2!
NAME ONE FEATURE/CHANGE/WHATEVER THAT WOULD MAKE YOU:
1) QUIT THE GAME
2) RESUB INSTANTLY
3) WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTING FROM THE PATCH
>>123648197
>girls
>both men
>liora
this post right here.... wew lad ........wew lad
>>123650578
Posting this was a mistake
>>123650836
>4,782 femroes
I suddenly feel so cold.
>>123650760Yes, I'm about to head out and be a giant normie right now though. I'll be back in about 4 hours.
Is Krile going to marry Alphinaud?
>>123650859
>1) QUIT THE GAME
Another bad raid tier
>2) RESUB INSTANTLY
Wolves Den 2 actually being popular
>3) WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTING FROM THE PATCH
Better than 3.0 but nothing exciting
>>123650910
how so
>>123651030
pls no save my screenshots
>>123650926
You're gonna start cold too. No one wants to cuddle lady shrek
>>123650992
>Wolves Den 2 actually being popular
1.fix melee lag
2.remove role restrictions
3.add ratings and copy WoW's arena model.
if they did that, i would play that shit 24/7
liora samefaging hour.
Protip - if you're gonna samefag, don't pretty on cd.
>>123651119
>1.fix melee lag
You get used to it, its just leading but I totally understand why people don't like it
>2.remove role restrictions
I don't really agree. 2x healer would be ridiculous chain raising each other and it creates a lot more imbalance than it solves
>3.add ratings and copy WoW's arena model.
for sure
>>123650926
That just makes finding us an adventureyou should find one to help you warm up
>Books
I don't know how I'll ever convince myself to be motivated for them.
>>123651119
>Remove melee lag
Yes please. As an EU player I CAN'T hit players on the move as a Melee class. It's impossible. Not only players but moving mobs as well.
Did they say anything about fixing PvP in 3.2? I haven't been following the live letters much. PvP as it is now is a complete and utter mess. It needs a big revamp.
>>123651227
just melee lb them and shut up already
>>123651227
>As an EU player
Why is this relevant?
>>123651186
my bad, thanks for tip
how do you guys feel about chocolate slavec@s
>>123651258
femnon here, please don't bully him because off his nationality anon.
>>123651258
EU on NA servers. This is literally the only game where I have such issues. I can play any other game on an NA server and nowt have to deal with terrible netcode.
>>123651275
>>123651275
Clumsily in the dark because no one can actually see you, I guess.
>>123651271
liora orbiter providing pics for "her". Your cat is ugly breh.
>tfw reinstalling wow
>>123651208
>That just makes finding us an adventure
I was thinking this! It was pretty exciting to find two during that anniversary event, standing in the same spot. We made fast friends, but I wanna play with them more often.And you're on Faerie.
>>123651030
You will see, i'm going to bestow a masterpiece upon the thread
please look forward to it
probably later though, i'm tired
>>123651119
>>123651227
>melee lag
I would love to know what constraining factors exist that make it so we're not allowed precise networking.
There's no reason I should have to be two feet ahead of a player to initiate a weaponskill. Hallowed Ground and their convenient excuse of "animation delays" is another problem entirely.
Why can't precision exist in this shitty game.
>>123651446
Why? There's no new content. You would literally be better off with TOR at the moment.
>>123651547
please, just let him go.
>>123651446
Thanks for the blog you twat.
Its ironic because I can totally imagine you fitting in perfectly into one of those LFR losers who think they know anything about the game. Lel
>>123651547
different anon, SWTOR? i was interested with the 18x exp boost but i heard that ended in october.
>>123651547
I'm just going to do 2's as double shockadin most likely
>>123651576
Not going anywhere
>>123651585
Cool
Think whatever you want, anon
>>123651374
but im a midlander
>>123651446
>tfw reinstalling wow and finding out that the chinese hacked my account
>>123651760
you smell like burgers lad
>get through ~15 levels over various classes
>finally running out of rested
>JUST decided to take a 50 to 51 so i get out of the ARR slump
c-cool
>>123651731
>the butthurt raiding off this post
What's it like knowing that hundreds of people that don't even know you personally somehow loathe you as much as your parents do?
Again...
>>123651851
People too scared to talk to me in-game loathe me
I'm going to cry desu senpai;w;
>>123651790
>me rping as a burger for anon
order up!
only Mr. Frosty understands my endless pain
>>123651952
>isn't that right mr frosty
>mr frosty: :l
>>123651915
Are you a big guy in game?
>>123651952
careful, you're hot enough to melt him.
>>123652020
For you
>>123651915
"Talk to me in game and not in the thread and see what happens"
HAHAHA
You are literally the most beta faggot in game dude, stop acting up. People despise you because you worked very hard on being as obnoxious as possible since you started posting in this threads.
>>123652086
Post your name then
>>123652086
It's ok N.C.
Take your pills for assburgers and it will be ok
>>123652086
You know what, yeah. Who is this? Take a screenshot right now inside The Hourglass, standing on the bed.
I wonder how long it will take me to get a group for Pharos Sirius normal.
The thing says 7 minutes but I'm unconvinced. It has been 30 already.
>>123651952
Don't put him next to a fire you stupid bitch
>>123651884
I wanna ERP this cutey.
>>123652243
post data center and classes needed
gruffy stop turning your trip on and off. I'm sure they're just messing with you.
>>123652210
>>123652113
>thinking people will ever own up to it
weeeeeeeeeew
no one ever has the balls to
like
ever
>>123652280
No you don't.
>>123652279
What did you just call me you fruity twink gaylord
Walk away or you're getting a knuckle sandwich
im going to hug carrot
>>123652475
>complaining that people don't come to an anonymous image board to brandish an identity
Words cannot describe this level of stupid
>>123652565
I'm going to hug your carrot...with my mouth
>>123652483
Why not?
>>123652565
get in line
>>123652626
no me...
>>123652607
>twisting words
>implying it isnt using the veil of anonymity to talk shit because you're wayyy too much of a pussy beta to do it elsewhere
>>123652664
is that ippiki
why's he thirsting after men
>>123652630
Because I'm going to!
>>123652626
Please explain in detail...
>>123652475
it was me, medium hot, drawing penises on your screenshots the whole time. i love you squid.
![1441771973-7fa0a968261c4ebfa61a9ad345a78cc4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nxDAcHt.jpg "1441771973-7fa0a968261c4ebfa61a9ad345a78cc4[1].jpg")
>>123652685
C-Chad?
