Old >>123505712
>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/file
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack tf/classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
>IRC
lmfao fuck off
why did you remove the irc details from the op
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>lmfao fuck off
why
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
sounds like someone got dunked on
>>123633528
>>123633550
its the direct cause of this general going to shit
so what's teh deal with this game
how come all y'all still play it
I DID NOT PAY THREE ING THOUSAND DOLLARS
>>123633643
Community made maps and modified servers keeps things fresh
>>123633757
>>123633643
>still play it
um
i do not??
>>123633775
>>123633917
mfw i sheev
https://youtu.be/Di55R4q-en8?t=576
>>123633643
>>123633884
Anybody still playing tf2 either really enjoys it or can't afford a better game. Quite a lot of people can't afford a better computer, so they're still back here, some people can't stomach paying money for any game, so tf2 is their f2p haven. Some total jackasses actually make money trading and haven't moved on because they're still raking it in.
I don't like dota or cs:go and I certainly don't know their markets. I for one welcome our new steam authenticator overlords.
someone make this tf2g related
pocketing one soldier is more effective than healing the whole team
>>123634775
>playing pocket
>medic starts healing the scout
>ask him what the fuck is wrong with him
>disconnects
medic mains
how do i make friends if i dont have anything to talk about
>>123634923
blogpost in irc until video games adds you to the list
I was playing engineer and a medic pocketed me I got 9 kill streak with shotgun plus several kills with my minis and I managed to set up a teleporter in the enemy last point on upward
>>123634962
>blogpost
about what
i never do anything interesting
>>123635028
good
you're half way there
>>123635081
i dont get it
>>123635132
Try killing urself lol
Why is everyone in this general so gay?
where da raffles @
>>123634686
http://tf2r.com/k58siw5.html
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TF2GSS2015
is this going on
can i be in it
>>123636371
i thought that this wasn't getting started until december
>>123633620
LOL
as if this place wasn't a circlejerking memehole way before the irc was around
>>123636371
Fuck that
No one plays tf2 anymore, even I don't
I just randomly decided to pop in and see if tf2g has breathed new life or some shit
Nope, worse than dead, and both admins aren't associated with tf2g anymore
im the boss of this gym
>"You are all weak, you are all breeders!"
What did he mean by this?
im a breeder
>>123637454
he says ur gay
fag
>>123637415
tfw will never be good enough to impress my tf2g crush
>>123637454
cool gay agenda fag but it's actually vaginas
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bleeder
>>123637683
the secret is to play all the time and be a huge loser forever
Haven't played in a year, what's the current scrap price of keys? Or a good place to find out the price?
Fuck people who say "4k" or "3k" instead of just saying killstreak. Why do you pieces of shit have to make a new word for everything
>>123637415
>95 deaths
>silver gargoyle
>only one active domination
>50 ping
>got dominated twice
>only 4 defenses
>>123638550
I just muselk amby'd the heavy then I stabby surfed away.
>>123638550
newfag
>>123638819
>arigato
Fix it
>>123638904
it's not mine
>>123638692
hello reddit
>>123638550
scrim
solly
bills
bodysnatched
chaincap
clean
collateral
dm
dirty
gz
bombing
lowball
pug
rec
ref
spec
tc
typefrag
blandlands
comms
"destroyed"
lit
did i trigger you?
"lit" triggers me because it's literally the same number of letters as "low" and there was no need to make an extra word for it. Also "low" makes your finger rest on the W button at the end so it's even more efficient to type
as a scout i move frantically to assert my dominance over other scouts
dominate me
>>123640171
*dominates u*
>>123640498
*is dominated#
i get dominated by pocketed heavies too much
>.<
>>123641107
Pick Demoman
stay safe /tf2g/
i deleted my gargoyle
>>123641162
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/59/Scout_dominationpyr04.wav?t=20100625232700
i ate 2 whole pizzas
am i gonna die
my stomache is trying to kill itself
When can I delete my Gun Mettle coin?
>>123642132
The pizza is aggressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lJu8QWQFo
someone ppst sopss voocarooo
>>123644902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wnUj5kHhTE
>>123645209
is sops a negro?
>>123645209
you are not me, tigxr
>>123645293yes
>>123645209
that is not sops
>>123645209
who is that
he sounds very familiar
>>123645580
tiger
>>123645209
post more recordings
>>123646015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EsU1bJYjAv
>>123646015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1UASjjkIl
post vocawoos
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R5eOg5tsKW
>>123646141
>>123646248
u sux :u
>>123633775
>soldiers
>fun to play against
https://clyp.it/tgogf5xo
Me at work. Clyp.it is better than vocaroo also someone post a raffle
>>123633775
fixed
if u pist a vocaroo please say who made it ok ty
How can fighting against any class be fun?
i cant remember the name of this song
>>123647018
hum it on vocaroo
>>123647018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3zvPZ9Wko
i made this one
dead game. dead thread. dead key inflation.
i wish i was dead
>>123649286
dont worry competitive will save us
>>123649342
O.O
Pootis raffle here
Where can I buy keys now?
I tried to use geel9's marketplace.tf. It went about as well as you'd expect:
Delete
>verify card
>input amounts as per the statement descriptor
>"incorrect"
>put them in reverse
>"you're doing that too frequently"
45 / 10 system would use again.
>>123650156
gasol has 44 for sale
>>123650220
I have $30 in limbo now thanks to geel9's bad coding.
>>123650262
>>123650156
i've had a shitty experience with that shit for website too
>purchase, they take my money from the account, not hold it until the order is complete like they said
>a few hours later it was refunded without an explanation anywhere
>create a ticket, takes nearly 24 hours for a response
>said my card was declined because "i'm suspicious" and i have to do manual verification
>wait a few days for my shit of bank to go through with transaction so i can see values
>complete verification on their website, still not allowed to make any purchases
>waiting over 24 hours for a response to a ticket asking why now
>the money i spent initially has still not returned to my account
if you shitty lazy fucks are reading this stop being so retarded and fix it so i can throw my money on the website you stupid fucks before i call you out on reddit for fucking LITERALLY scamming me right here
im going to play tf2
>>123651221
>EVER using geels site
I'm so sorry.
>>123651502
well i posted and asked several times about it and nobody fucking said anything
won't use this shitty website again
>>123651587
Geel literally cheats raffles on scrap.tf I think.
>unusual raffle
>over 300 people entered
>happens several times
It's bullshit
>>123651221
>not using trusted vendorslike meto buy keys
I could have done something like 1.70-1.80 each on paypal
>>123650156
UPDATE:
>Got the keys
>Bought giftwrap from market
>Wrapped gift
>Gift untradeable for 7 days now
I've been really struggling with my depression lately and to be honest this made me break down and cry.
>>123652159
wanna cut together
>>123652159
stop struggling
>>123652425
>>123652484
depression isn't funny !!!
>>123652532
It's alright. I've heard it all by now. I just needed to tell somebody.
>>123645209
so this is the voice that aida loves
>>123652159
>be depressed
>play tf2 a lot out of habit
>enjoyment is minimal but it helps block off the crazy thoughts
>barely pubstar skill level even after 3000+ hours clocked
>feel like i want to die when i lose in a particularly humiliating way
depression is fun
>>123652682
my southern cowboy accent would make any women extremely wet
>>123652682
that aint sops you tard
its ~~that~~ pyro main
im not aida
>>123652696
Honestly this is me, too. I have 1200 hours clocked.
The item I gift-wrapped was for my girlfriend, who plays the game with me often. I've been in a rough spot lately and it was part of a number of things I was putting together to apologise for how I've been acting (mostly just not wanting to talk at all).
you all know the answer
>>123634816
That means the medic wants to roll scout pocket cuz u suck
#123652841
is not aida
>>123652832
oh
well wasn't aida x tigxr a thing
>>123633643
6s is slow quake with acceptable gimmicks/flavor-based weapon limits
Sniper still needs to fucking go, though.
how long do refunds usually take to turn into steam wallet
is human here?
We're not getting any Batman cosmetics are we?
>>123634316
>making real money trading virtual items
>jackasses
uh huh
i saw human and 26dollar micspam really really shitty music then get dominated last night
>>123660445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NivnBi9byvc
this album is godtier stfu noob
literal gay
>>123638508
www.readthethread.com
>>123661198
check-thetimesta.mp
i thought samiface was a pubber
why is she interested in comp all of a sudden
Starkies cute :x
shark ass?
can i get a link to aidas furafinity page please?
>>123661468
Irreverent. An hours-long unanswered question is still an unanswered question.
>>123665268
add me and i can link you my stuff
>>123665268
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thuric
what about that tf2 huh
>>123666224
Who and why.
does the fucking valve fix the hats drop or it's still banned?
can some enginer pottiss an dispencer here? xDXD
>>123667326
I don't think so. I only got one hat drop and that was my Endothermic Exowear
>>123667594
fuark, the hats drop was a nice thing to keep playing TF2 at least for me, now that's gone is really boring and because of this shit it's now impossible buy crap hats for 1.33 ref
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
>>123651979
Personally I sell for 1.80 on paypal, 1.75 to repeat customers.
>>123666224
WHAT THE FUCK
NO
I WOULDN'T FEEL BAD IF THIS WAS FROM THE RECENT SAXXIES BUT THIS ONE IS FROM THE FIRST SAXXIES
>>123667998
Why are you selling the Original for 1 scrap?
>>123668198
I wonder if the the first saxxies would be Vintage by now
>>123668364
idunno cause other people are
>>123668051
Yeah, it's just that i am not 100% updated with the prices.
Last time i was selling redward basically threw 1.90 each in my face like it was the deal of a lifetime
>>123667460
>>123666224
I destroyed it out of anger and frustration, I kept getting kicked from server after server for stupid bullshit reasons, so I said "fuck it" I'm tired of letting a game control my emotions.
Every single game for the last few years:
>"What SFM did you make?"
>"I wish I could SFM like you"
I don't even use SFM.
The biggest reason for the anger for me is the fact that Valve has yet to implement matchmaking, I'm pretty goddamn tired of the garbage bullshit of f2p Valve servers and it's too tedious to find good unmodified servers. Seriously the f2p players ruin the game for me.
I had a good run, but 4000+ hours is enough.
I'm going to focus more on my hobbies and gf.
>>123670720
respek mang.
Matchmaking soon
meme weapons allowed
>dreamhack
>"""""""""""""""""respectful""""""""""""""""" event
>"Burrito!"
What did he mean by this?
>>123671149
direct hit more like direct meme
I wish Valve took out the powers in Mannpower mode and left the hook in because learning to move quickly with the grappling hook is so satisfying
>>123671402
>Speed powerup as Spy
>Disguise as Scout
>Nobody suspects a thing
>Everybody dies
Pretty much the only thing I liked about the powerups.
>>123670720
thanks for the blog update
>>123670720
i doubt you are actually the person
using a random trip doesn't make you authentic
Post your main and your pubstomping song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH28lfBgR30
>>123672606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWa9arWEBU
>>123669492
>>123672931
me on the bottom right
>>123673165
>no pic of your post or 4chan
>everyone always complains about demospam and how braindead it is
>fire a whole bunch of grenades at a point being captured by 4+ people
>one roller hits for 30 damage
i know i'm doing something wrong but fuck if i know what it is
>>123673325
look at the time idiot who else could it be
>>123673165
How many people have added you about destroying your saxxy?
>>123674049
yeah you're right who's gonna impersonate a washed up guy who had to delete his saxxy to get attention
>>123673165
>>123670720
You could have just stopped using it you autistic fuck.
>wahh why are people asking me about this exclusive weapon i chose to equip
>>123671563
>plague powerup
>camp their spawn for 10 minutes touching unsuspecting people and pretending to be as stupid as they are
>>123674346
>Washed up
I'm 21
>Attention
If I want attention I just go the galleries where I exhibit paintings. Being a decent artist in a college town is basically an all-you-can-eat buffet of pussy.
>>123674189
About 15
Bye everyone
>>123676097
>liking girls
eeeeeewwwwwww
>playing med and 1v1ing roamers and killing them
>>123678219
>dropping a gunboats fag as any class
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Killstreak%20Kritzkrieg
PLEASE BUY MY KRITZ
NEED TO BUY VIDEO GAMES
GOD BLESS
>>123679801
>>123680118
thats not me though im gasol :(
>>123680184
too late
>>123680184
thats the joke dude
>>123680290
*listens to drake*
I'm at a standstill.
I hate public servers. They're laggy, have about 4 good players in the whole server and the rest are just unreliable. There is also no teamwork.
However, organized games are even worse. The people there are toxic, there's always that one guy who screws the team up by leaving/not knowing what they're doing and I have nothing but pity for competitive Medic mains.
>Borrow roommate's phone to save on market stuff
>Deactivate it
>Buy some keys from a third party
>Get trade offers
"You have logged in from a new device. In order to protect the items in your inventory, you will be unable to trade from this device for 7 days."
I'm not giving any items though what the fuck are you protecting me from
>>123672606
>>123680847
tfw too scared to play tf2center
>>123633775
>soldier
>pyro
>average
>fun to play against
>spy
>shit tier
sick memes bro
>>123633775
>>123646854
I'm ok with that.
>>123680847
get good
>>123681612
I know that feel
>>123678219
>tfw you unleash the ankle breaker and make bombing retards look like what they are
>>123683250
what
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/572571
>tfw you play gunboats soldier, frag hard and people try to insult you
>other team has pocketed pubstar gunboats soldier
>I kill him
>taunt
>>123685318
>>taunt
lmao
>mfw I get crit airshot and taunt
How do you play demo on a team with roamers and scouts who are not watching the flanks?
I love playing demo but I'm tired of getting flanked by scouts because our scouts are kill hungry
>>123685642
Join my team
https://clyp.it/jw4dklqr
>>123686242
heck no
ay
we playin on any servers
no i'm watching dreamhack
>>123686242
fucking virus
>engie spam last point barnblitz
>take out all sentries as demoman without buff or uber
>team doesn't push
>BRs rebuild their sentries up immediately
>we lose
>Your IP address has been blacklisted from entering raffles on Scrap.tf
Fuck you, Geel.
>>123687586
>Team so incompetent we get pushed all the way back to the second point by a single backcapping engie and two shitty spies
I'm starting to hate Barnblitz.
>>123687986
Did you enter raffles with multi accounts? :^)
>>123633439
77777
>>123670720
Why not just add the description "I made [title] using [whatever you used]" to it
>>123688764
boypussy wrecker
>>123688764
Patriarchy Smasher
>>123688764
pyro mains
>>123688917
lol
>>123688917
fucking W0W
>>123688917
yeah no, not happening
next 7 gets it
>>123688075
No, but I do use a VPN because one of my accounts is perm banned. That's probably it.
>>123689335
>Not honoring the roll
What's even the point, then?
>>123688764
Triple H's sledgehammer
description : "Time to play The Game"
>>123689507
how about giving non autistic names
>>123689507
I'm not wasting a name tag on some retards epic for the win meme xd
If you have a problem with that then choose not to fucking roll
>>123689664
>>123689612
Or you could think up your own name instead of asking on /vg/, where you are guaranteed to get nothing but meme rolls.
>>123688764
>>123689335
>>123689612
>>123689664
boypussy wrecker
>>123688764
>>123689664
>>123689612
boypussy wrecker
>>123688764
pyro mains have no skill
>>123688764
Boy Butts~
So what the heck is this game aboot?
>>123689335
I'm an autist who breaks the rules
>>123688764
boypussy wrecker: the second
>>123690389
Killing.
>>123690389
Objectives, but you wouldn't know that from watching the average pub
>>123688764
boypussy wrecker
>>123688764
i <3 wrecking boypussy
>>123690389
http://www.teamfortress.com/catchup/
>>123688764
boypussy status: wrecked
>>123673165
why the hell do you post here, the evil side of the web aka 5ching instead on the fluffy and dreamy reddit????
>>123673165
>login name
ha ha i hacked u
i am amolanous
i am a lesion
i am down but not forgotten
i am the inspector
>>123691882
>inspector
inspect me
how can an item that is not obtainable anymore be going down on the market by a few dollars? is it because of the sale?
>>123692575
Yeah usually when people are buying things people put a bunch of shit on the market to make a few steambux to buy it.
>>123692575
A gun mettle skin? People are probably trading up for it. If it's anything else, people are probably undercutting themselves in a frenzy to earn a couple of steambux.
>>123692723
ok thanks
>>123692795
nope
its not obtainable at all anymore, its a strange cosmetic from halloween
>>123690389
>tfw wanna try to get gud but am intimidated by all the +1000hrs people
im some 450 hours shitter. I had around the same hours in an older account, and stopped playing years ago but now I feel like coming back and trying comp..
but then I get into a lobby and the second lowest hours guy has 1300, wtf.
>>123693263
pick scout or pocket and pretend that every player is better than you in a 1v1
as long as you go into battles with your team, you don't have to be that great DM-wise
>>123693263
>caring about hours played
caring about me
hi
>>123693263
i'm a shitter too
>they removed transmogrifiers from the drop table
>my painted haunted heavy bird heads are special now
>just realized this like a month after the event emded
>>123692575
Simple supply and demand. The supply might be limited, but the demand is probably even more limited.
>using gun boats in mge
>>123696586
>not being able to just click on them with shotgun for 30 damage, completely nullifying any benefit to using them
>saltpost on tf2g, land of casuals instead
>>123696373
Did he died yet?
>>123696373
>that filename
;_;7
We dumping Web Movies?
>>123696704
>MGE Gunboats user the post
>>123696756
No.
>play dumb game mode not related to the real game
>get upset for using a tactic that doesn't work in the real game
>mfw playing demo for the first time and actually trying
holy shit this class is easy
>>123697302
It really is. First time I played it I managed to go 10:2.
can I be gud at 100ms ping?
are projectile classes off limits?
