dreamhack is on
t.scv.vg/dreamhacksc2
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/DreamHack_ROCCAT_LotV_Championship
i love you guys
i like mutalisks
>>123572159
Looking this guy up, looks like a total scrub lol
>>123572995
he is
not even many terrans like him
only the most delusional of them
Graham Pitt @messioso 7m7 minutes ago
Amazing stuff. 10/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NaaBhIwGRI
Good morning ~
stop shooting yourself jfc
this soundtrack is so much better than hots
based blizz
>>123574739
damning with very very faint praise
i didn't realize that this game was so dead. i thought it was at least still twitching
>>123576771
nice meme
>>123576771
it's black friday morning
everyone is asleep
>>123577126
6am....
>>123577126
>east
*west
>>123577316
so the only coast that matters
>>123577402
all coasts matter
>>123577531
texas/louisiana/mississippi/florida-apologist detected
REAL LUCKY NERKIO
what if first overlord (only first) had temporary speed boost to remove randomness from zvz?
right now its so random that even i win vs players like guru..
>>123577972
what if the first overlord was the King overlord and if he is killed then all the queens on the map explode?
>>123577972
your first overlord should just teleport to your opponents base in zvz tbqhwu senpai
>>123577708
they matter okay?
>>123578193
o maybe they should just switch places
like those players that trade tshirts in volleyball matches
>>123577509
well im from neither and those places suck so maybe you have a point
Friendly scv lives matter
Reposting from last thread
Wierd question here: Can someone please link me to the video of the guy playing Zerg vs. Protoss and getting invaded after 5 minutes of play - he is the one with the nasal voice. Thank you in advance!
>>123581178
Hello hbt/fp/tinny
Any le oldfags who came back for lotv?
Is the /v/ channel alive or is something else used?
>>123582367
i start to wonder if it was ever alive nowadays
>>123582367
I never left, I just stopped playing. LotV made me want to dick around again, get my APM back up, etc.
>>123574015
this was actually pretty funny
!Cho'Gall
>>123574015
lol
>>123586185
>>123587380
slowpokes...
I fell asleep after solar won the first match, did I miss anything?
decided to play sc again
its just so much more comfy than dota or cs, and i just cant take the fucking turks and russians anymore.
see you in master league soon~
>>123589943
no one cares retard
>>123589986
fuck off
so whats the status
did mewby ever get relevant?
any players to watch?
are casters still dog shit?
>>123590293
>spoonfeed me pls im a loser :(
>>123590293
mewby is still our guy
is it ok if i post a picture of suzy in hanbok?
>>123590293
no
no
yes
anyone for co-op?
>>123590293
You should watch
twitch
.tv/gloktoten/
>>123590293
who?
yes
all are shit except rotterdam and tod
>>123594978
rotterdam and tod are so tall and handsome...
anyone get lag spikes when the enemy base gets revealed?
>>123592165
if u wanna play brutal
>>123597637
too tired right now. maybe tomorrow
>>123597637
not sickzii but i'll play
cj entus herO is such a joon ho...
>>123598061
i'm on EU
sickzee is such a kristijian...
cj entus herO's name is kim joon ho...
kristijian is the cutest in my opinion...
>>123599342
>>123599986
more like ugliest
>>123598371
im in /v/
sorry it took so long i got distracted x_x
>>123599986
dont be rude...
>>123600246
stop calling yourself ugly you silly...
>>123600402
oops meant for >>123600246
...
>>123600563
i'm calling myself ugliest, nothing rude here
>>123600841
post a pic or i dont believe you
What did they mean by this?
>>123601251
wont post my pics here
i'm going to sleep, night peeps
guys i'm pretty fucked up right now
>>123601450
nite qt :3
>>123601450
sleep tight!
>>123601362
don't try to understand it, it's just metzen being a retard and wanting a happy ending
Just got promoted to Gold League lads
>>123603521
fighting~!
>>123603521
nice :3
every time i drive past a mcdonalds drive through i think to myself gotta eat big to get big and i get myself a big mac meal
>>123606085
based rippetoe
even hots is a more popular esport than lotv now...
>>123606416
yeah, sc2 is simply too hard to get lots of new players
hots is easy even by moba standards, plus blizzard put a lot to make it the new esport
nate was casting rocket league the other day...
>>123606416
sigh..
>>123606712
at least he isn't streaming overwatch...
>>123606770
i wish he was...
>>123607041
idiot
>>123607105
stop talking about yourself...
>tfw still pour heart and soul into this game even tho a bunch of has-beens literally draw 100% of attention and you'll never get recognized for the thousands of hours poured into this dead game
I can see why manletthanias streams overwatch
>>123607578
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>>123600246
you are literally disgusting
>>123607578
qxc...
>>123608005
fuck you!!!
lotv campaign > wol campaign > hots campaign
>>123609627
a perfectly backwards list ;o
>>123609627
objective truth as long as you don't count the epilogue as part of the lotv campaign
>>123609792
the only thing objectively true about the campaign is that it was complete shit all the way around
>>123609989
idiot
>>123610019
fucking simpleton never reply to me again
>>123610109
idiot!!!
>>123609627
i barely remember the hots campaign
>>123610959
kerrigan becomes stronger than anyone ever and has the hardest fight of her life ever 20 minutes, she still loves raynor and kills bad guys
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyy sexy veeeegeeees
ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ) Op
(ノ￣ー￣)ノ Op
(〜￣▽￣)〜 Op
〜(￣△￣〜) Op
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) Oppan Gangnam Style
>>123611125
did raynor ever disappear or be thought to be dead in that one or did i imagine it all
>>123601362
xel'naga were made to create life
kerrigan became a xel'naga
=> kerrigan is alive and well
???? not sure where u had issues senpai
>>123611352
stfu nerd nobody cares
>>123611303
the big bad meanie mengsk said raynor died through the corrupt media and that convinced her of reinfesting herself
>>123611409
stay mad bitch
gooks~!
>>123612472
*unsheathes knife*
you say what?
Alarak did nothing wrong.
>>123612657
alarak, first edgelord of the tal'darim
[+12, -2] I didn't even notice her tummy fat because of her face, she's so ugly ã…¡ã…¡
>>123612472
nice :3
>>123612898
dont you dare talk shit about aoa choa ever again you dumb cretin
shes literally perfect in every way imaginable
>>123612898
based netizen
>>123613019
lol
miqueema webms...
>>123613147
do you have them.....
lotv spoilersthe normal campaign was totally fine and then the epilogue goes full retard. halfway through i expected it to be like "raynor, you too are xel naga, and you too stukov, and you as well random guy on the hyperion, infiniiiiite cyyyclllleee"
just sad bullshit. who wrote that garbage?
and why did they have to do that to tassadar
>>123601362
Kerrigan is using her Xel'Naga powers to terraform a bunch of planets in the Koprulu sector, perhaps as a way of trying to make things right after the whole "Queen of Blades" thing.
>>123613194
not on my phone...
>>123613250
metzen...
>>123613250
tassadar was actually dead all along and the xel'naga was just using his image to guide zeratul and artanis
>>123613250
It's dumb that they said wasn't actually Tassadar, since it seems like other material and games imply that Adun and Tassadar combined khalai and nerazim powers to become ascendant. The Khala hadn't even been corrupted during any of the Tassadar visions, he was totally powerful enough to appear in a vision to Zeratul.
>>123613019
wording this
>>123613467
i mean that's fine but why retarded bait and switch
>>123613470
dead protoss can't use the khala in any way
why didn't zeratul just to invisible and cut the nerve thing instead of dying ~_~
>>123613660
THE PROPHECY SAID HE HAD TO DIE
>>123613649
idk isn't that kind of ambiguous?
like upon death they still contribute to the khala clearly, seen by whats-her-face's direct memories of the past. maybe sort of like the force in star wars
tassadar was absurdly powerful
i could maybe see him having influence still through the khala. not an impossible statement, not the sort of thing that forces retcons etc
>>123613782
;_;
>>123613907
preservers store memories before protoss die through the khala and can then share it to other protoss through the khala, but that's it
why don't you have a kwaifu yet?https://yellowslugreviews.wordpress.com/category/waifu-wednesdays/
>>123614551
I have multiple actually
>>123614746
based
>>123614885
>she needs special lighting, posture and camera angle to look decent
hehe ;)
>>123614657
b-but you aren't allowed to have multiples
>>123614746
+1
>>123615092
do not use the g wors again...
>>123614961
no, she still looks almost perfect even on that pic, just look at her face/breasts/legs/hair
literal perfection
>>123615020
you could probably take 4-5 choas and they would still be lighter than you
i seriously doubt she weights more than 45kg
i like choa
>>123615591
I like her too. she's fat though
>>123615807
>LoL ad on the can
>>123615696
>>123615807
yeah bro your spam will sure help her with a diet
polt!!!
t.scv.vg/polt
>>123617123
if anyone tells you that one exists it's bait
just calling it out before it happens
>>123617318
>>123617434
oh wait it's a different ugly gook nvm confused it with mina
how do ya'll niggas keep forgettin this?
>>123620535
i just played my first ladder game in 139 weeks
>>123620648
based scarlett
kboobs and kbutts...
>>123621557
kgrills have neither
http://cd-juliet.tumblr.com/
omo...
MAL @SC2MAL 7m7 minutes ago
Constant shit after another. Really demoralized. Was looking forward to this wknd. Not the case anymore. Any lawyers out thr plz PM me. -_-
should we pool some dollars and help based mal...
>>123621975
wtf did he do?
>>123621606
they don't have them naturally you mean
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfzEO2yTe0
>>123623207
very sexy...
wake up scv...
wake up........
So what is Blizzard going to do to balance the game
>>123626920
hopefully delete protoss from the game and balance around tvz, the best matchup
polt is adorable
>>123626970
how will they fix zerg, it seems very OP right now...
>>123627486
revert everything to pre-ghost nerf wol and decrease queen range by 1
>>123627486
zerg is fine >_>
protoss and terran are so used to being really op and zerg being a push over that when zerg is finally balanced and they have to try they are complaining its op
~______________~
Are there any units which aren't seeing play at all in pro Starcraft 2 right now?
Brood War was full of dumb units like Protoss Scouts, Zerg Queens and Devourers that nobody ever used. And Terran Firebats and Valkyries, Protoss Dark Archons that were only considered worthwhile against zergs.
>>123628361
not really a fair question because nothing has settled down, everyone is experimenting
ask again in two months
in hots there were units that didn't see much play tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLsVdcWEsrs
i went to the club this night and heres the story
>dj played mostly rnb and rap
>lots drizzy and fewch
>theres some little slut in front of me
>she starts grinding on my dick
>does that shit for literally 10 minutes
>i grab her hips
>she turns around and looks at me with disapproval
>moves away
what the fuck these bitches on? i swear ill never understand how a womans brain works
literally fuck girls, they are the worst
>>123628998
girls smell nice...
>>123629071
and they're really soft..
>take a shortcut through a redzone in albion
>two guys kill me and i lose all my gear
rip...
>>123629135
>>123629071
what they pussies like tho?
>>123629148
what the fuck are blogging about?
>>123629280
kinda gross desu
>>123629640
guys are the same though
Polt.Prime.WE
Anyone here play Mafia?
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0126HISOO/
2 hours left. whats your excuse
>>123633624
i want the destiny version but it's $160 :o
>>123633624
I have DT 770's and they're pretty cool, is my reason.
Whats the best server to play on im on SEA because i live in Australia but i get good ping on NA as well. What is and will remain the most populated server?
>>123633624
>tfw your twitter is faster than /scv/
v_v
guys how do we SAVE video games
>>123634713
kill everyone in esports
kill anyone who tries to make esports again
kill everyone who makes mobile games
>>123633624
i'm not an audio shitter
FREDDIE GIBBS IS 2PAC HE MUSTA GOT PLASTIC SURGERY THESE COONS ARE THE SAME PERSON
>>123635819#aware
time to get
~livibased~ !
>>123636738
>>123636676
word
polt just got destroyed by i make rotj...
terran is weak v_v
>>123631429
adblock...
>>123636938
gm?
Sad to know LOTV is such a better game compared to HOTS/WOL. Best SC2 we have had yet but not viewers. Need to create some hype to the game.
>>123637495
>>>/trash/
Protip:
B-E-A-UTIFUL
>>123639852
lol
>>123633624
seems better than last year just based on color
>>123633849
i think you mean 4chanman/v/ edition
This is Zest, a starcraft two professional
This is the starcraft two thread
This post is relevant
I'm going to post a question about starcraft two
In the Starcraft two thread
Its about starcraft two
what is everyone's favourite starcraft two unit
this is the starcraft two thread so its relevant
mine is the muta
its a starcraft two unit
this is the starcraft two thread if you don't know anything about starcraft two i suggest you stick around and learn about it before assuming what is and isn't starcraft two related
anyone for co-op on eu?
>>123640848
mine is cj entus herO...
>>123642408
watching anime and waiting if somebody wants to play co-op
really nobody wants to play co-op...
>>123643816
clewte
>>123643934
wait for me on eu. ill be there in 10 minutes ;)
>>123643975
come on...
t.scv.vg/miqueena_sc2
if you want to watch something until dreamhack starts
>>123644789
omg a zerg waifu
good morning
19gigs to go and im back on the ladder~
it has come to my attention that some members of this general are gamblers...
>>123645143
you've got to know when to hold them...
just finally finished lotv campaign
>lore establishes purity of form and purity of essence combine to form xel'naga
>only kerrigan becomes xel'naga
>not artanis and kerrigan
>just kerrigan
i should have had a nap today i'm too tired for dreamhack >_<
>>123645283
kerrigan was human, zerg and had psionic powers like protoss
artanis was just protoss
>>123645501
psionic powers aren't exactly toss exclusive. I guess I just think it would have made more sense to me for artanis (or some other protoss, but artanis would be the logical choice) and kerrigan to combine into a xel'naga.
>>123645283
how do you think it would feel like to sex a fiery god kerri tbqh?
>>123646060
what's the /vg/ chat channel?
>>123646217
/v/
>>123646217
/a/
>>123640848
do you think mutalisks enjoy shitposting
>>123623805
based fucking hotbid
>>123648628
NICE
>>123649169
omg did the alien invastion start x_x
>>123649169
nice anime
Is it considered weird to wear headphones in public? What's more socially acceptable, headphones, earbuds, or nothing?
>>123649452
why so insecure
>>123649452
why would it be weird? people listen to music in public all the time.
>>123649452
nobody cares
unless they can hear it
>>123649493
iu is pure
delete this
t.scv.vg/bostossmc
>>123649897
ew protoss...
>>123649943
hes singing..
post you are pure waifu
>>123622607
what the FUCK
nips are fucking amazing
how is that even fukin possible
>>123622607
ugly :(
>>123651401
im not sure what your spoiler means
>>123651478
soO is a god
>>123651671
absolutely
>>123651671
it isn't even worth the time it takes to open the box lmao
>>123651428
:3
please god give me a macbook pro so i can play starcraft on it
please god give me a korean girlfriend so i can play 2v2 with her in starcraft
i would play archon mode with her and get gm
we would play zerg because mutalisks are my favorite unit
or maybe we would play protoss because that's taeyeon's favorite race
>>123652228
>>123652395
i'm trying to talk about starcraft here, fuck off you retard
>>123652395
idiot
>>123652395
>Time Machine
...damn
>>123652627
how are you going to do that if i syt you dumb little twat
liberators are balanced :^)
>>123652827
look guys, a platinum leaguer whining about balance, loooooool
kys fucking retard
>>123652827
>Terran most bullshit race in WoL
>Terran most bullshit race in HotS
>Terran most bullshit race in LotV
what's new?
>>123652928
>Terran most bullshit race in HotS
well memed HuK
