>Feature Freeze is over, new botany soon https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6734
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
First for Waifu of olden
Okay, blithering's given the go-ahead for attempting to merge the stormtrooper armours and blasters.
Thing is, what sound should the blasters use?
Current one, http://www.sa-matra.net/sounds/starwars/Blaster-Solo.wav , or http://www.sa-matra.net/sounds/starwars/Blaster-Imperial.wavThose samples may sound a bit shit as they're from the movie, but I can clean em up easily. That is unless somebody can find a better source or a better sound in general
Cultists are a bunch of wankstains.
-Chaplain
Apparently there was drama last thread regarding my ban
Shiggy didn't do anything wrong, I basically asked him to ban me until new features get added because it's better for me that way, I won't be tempted to play SS13 which I do not enjoy anymore because it's all same shit for me now
And no, I didn't falseflag last thread, if I didn't want to get banned permanently until updates arrive I would have gotten the usual couple day ban
As for shit like
>but lork was a validhunter
nah, fuck off, most of the time I was just fucking around in ways that didn't involve killing anyone because I don't like to strip people of fun, but I believe that violence is one of the most enjoyable parts of SS13 and I enjoyed it's violence
HOLY SHIT I GOT SOME HOT FOOTAGE RIGHT HERE
PINK HAIRED WAIFU GETTING HAMMERED BY POMF
GET IT WHILE ITS HOT
https://u.pomf.io/pwllrn.swfREMOVE POMF remove pomf
Fifth for it's "yo no hablas Inglés", you тyпыe aмepикaнcкиe пидopы, нe мoгyщиe в языки.
>>123482194
And again, saying shit like
>Deadmin Shiggy and Deadpool
is stupid
I personally love Shiggy and have had long ahelp conversations with him regarding the server many times
>>123482153
you tellin me you speak Spanish better than google?
get outta here kid google knows whats up:^)
>>123482298
>No deadpoo love
._.
>>123482227
Er, "Yo no hablo Inglés".
Hablas is third person.
I don't speak English.
Je ne parlais pas Francais.
Sie nicht sprechen sie Deustch.
Я нe гoвopю пo-aнглийcки.
AND AMERICANS SPEAK NONE OF THOSE DESU.
>>123482298
also, if you think that saying
>she has a nice booty
especially as a retarded nigger character is disturbing sexual behavior you will fit right in with ISIS and their ideology
IN MY DEFENSE I LEARNED SPANISH FROM PUERTO RICANS OKAY
>>123482210
>>123482431
I love all of the admins right now, I just talked about shiggy because everyone was shitposting about him
that being said I miss older admins like Senaat, no offense but I think they knew how to make game more fun than current admins
>tfw no shiggy to lick your butthole while deadpoo penetrates you
why even live?
>>123482431
Deadpoo is a funmin
>>123482719
I'm not into anilingus. It's yucky.
>>123482210
Well, it was exactly what was advertised.
>>123482194
>>123482298
Hey Lork! I of course didn't take offence to butt comment - who would? - and I'd say that you were the best of the "shoot first ask never" gang
>>123482210
10/10 footage
>>123482474
Why would we need to?
>itt: people who aren't native speakers of a language attempting to be smartasses about it
wew
>>123483075
Lucha maricón
>>123482940
thanks
now that I am banned I hope that I will be able to help server with spriting because I think my sprites aren't too bad
will be sitting on github looking at what people are doing right now
>>123482158
Anyone?
Edging towards Han's blaster sound, but again I want some input from the thread about it
>>123482474
Homelette du fromage
Burrito Fajitas
Du hast mich
Cheeki Breeki cocainum
What else is there to know?
>>123483179
hello google translate senpai
>>123482194
I hope admins see this these posts because I want them to know that I don't blame them for anything and there is nothing they should be blamed for in the first place
>>123482474
>Sie nicht sprechen sie Deustch.
Whatever you say, man
>>123483185
bretty gud/10
keep at it bro
>>123483201
Gooddé da lodia ja solo Kee chai chai cun kuta Inkabunga solo je jeee HAR HAR HAR
>>123482474
>Je ne parlais pas Francais.
You fucked up
>>123482813
>he felt the need to reply
So you like licking butts shiggy
BLOB
BLOBBITY
BLOB
NOICE BLOB
COOL BLOB
BEAUTIFUL BLOB
BLOBBLOB
>>123483347
pero ¿ sabía usted
>>123483628
Is that really how it translates how did you know
Jesus
>that fucking lack of communication
Motherfucking really?
>>123483628
>pero ¿ sabía usted
I'm a native speaker. I can tell from some of the font pixels and the crooked vowels.
>>123483746
its "but how did you know?"
i lost my faith in google translate a log time ago anon
>>123483516
>Google translate
Not even close to proper huttese
>>123483516
>Good day to you I Solo what are you doing here. Incredible Solo We
Fuck huttese
>>123483570
Please stop!
Taxi station was humanity's biggest mistake
>>123483809
They made me an artificer, then completely forgot about me even after I said I made them 5 construct shells and 3 soulstones in the telecoms satellite.
Reminder that word research takes 5 minutes and that cult has some of the best tools known to spesskind
All you need to do is use them
>Trying to clean the station like a good little janitor
>Get culted
>First time I've been in a cult in about two years, not sure what to do, nobody says anything
>End up alone with guy in security gear and no cult icon
>He starts grabbing me, putting me on the table, attempting to cuff me
>Decide enough is enough after 20 seconds and beat him to death
>Dude who converts me comes back and yells at me
>The guy was apparently cult
>With no icon
>What
>About half of the cult have their icons and half don't
>Get told to go to the medbay to commence summoning, do so
>ERT fucks our shit up
I didn't ask for this. I just wanted to clean.
>>123483942
I dunno. Trying to plasmaflood on taxi might be worse
>>123483931
i bet you like to taste last nights tuna sandwich
get to licking then before it gets mixed with fresh stuff
>>123483942
taxi is literally the worst thing that has ever happened ever
>>123483975
I was the botanist, I managed to take out captain and officer who barged into showers.
Then everything went downhill.
>>123484026
ahelp it faggot
>>123484026
Everyone was angry with you because you were probably cleaning the blood, which is exactly the opposite of what you should do. Our objective was to spill the most blood as possible.
But don't worry, it was your first time anyway
>>123484026
>>He starts grabbing me, putting me on the table, attempting to cuff me
Now I don't know anything waht the fuck happened. May the officer explain himself?
>>123484260
i was trying to show him how nar nar treats people who clean off his holy blood off the floor by making sweet love to him
>be plasma researcher
>hear cult has taken over most of the crew
>see some random scientist run at me without talking, just manage to weld and barricade myself into telescience in time
>ERT arrives
>inform them of the situation, say I can teleport them anything
>Hear someone breaking into telescience
>literally no reason to do this as ERT as I can just teleport them in
>warn them to back off
>see security uniform, not ERT, know security was converted
>warn them again
>they continue to break in, no communication
>boom
Why the fuck didn't you talk?
>>123484396
You could explain that to him...
>>123484174
I did. Shiggy doesn't know why I didn't have cult icons either.
>>123484218
Sorry, I skimmed the "welcome to cult!" wall of text a little too quickly. I was trying to pretend like I was still a happy little janitor since there were people around who didn't have icons, so I assumed they were not with us.
I did stop cleaning once someone finally said "Stop!", but nobody said a word until I had already cleaned up like 20 tiles.
>>123484472
he might forget my explanation after few years but he will NEVER forget my love
everytime he tries to clear blood even if there is no nar nar he will remember that day
>>123484410
You had a fuckign bomb on the teleporter and walled yourself up, how is that not suspicious?
If anything that just made the ERT think YOU were a cultist. And given that you were going to bomb the station as a nonantag anyway, I can say I'd be happy to see you jobbanned from science at the very least.
>>123484668
i bet he was Al since the only one who power games like that is Al
>>123482210
and he bans us when we hammer waifus
disgusting
>>123482156
>olden waifu
>fuel cans are like 6 months old
You have been banned by dragonbro.
Reason: Suicided via water+potass in the middle of medbay because the map was Taxi. Seemed to think we "rigged the vote" even though it's only me here. If you don't like the maps then use some other way of getting out of it without ruining it for everyone else..
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 1440 minutes.
>>123484668
I explicitly said I would wait for approval from ERT to bomb
>>123485042
>Blowing yourself up
>In the worst place atmos-wise
>Then posting in the thread about it with a generic laughing animu face
You're some sorta pathetic
>>123482158
Blaster-Solo.wav. Absolutely certainly Blaster-Solo.wav. The imperial one sounds much worse.
>see there's no HOP or captain
>figure why not and roll captain
>everything's chill on station so I go replace light bulbs around the station as an excuse to check shit out
>suddenly I become a waifu
>clothes turn into a dress
>think maybe it's a virus initially
>turns out is artifact
>artifact also gives me xray vision
>find it in toxins burn chamber
>aw yis I'm the hero the station deserves
>vent chamber, try to contact for help but I can't speak
>decide to space it myself
>force open doors
>dun goofed, chamber didn't vent totally
>blasted into wall into crit
>also have dissolve
>try to become skeleton to get out of crit
>nope still die
I failed
>>123485037
Angelite was a waifu before RPDs were even added bro.
>>123485181
>>123485042
Faggots like that are why I still haven't been able to play mailwoman on Taxi.
>>123485258
you dont escape being a waifu friend
AssBlasted211
stale memes are cute! CUTE!
>>123485042
Introducing map bans when?
VOX DICKGIRLS AS A RACE WHEN
>>123485042
ICK OCK
>>123485980
Banlogs are public
>>123485343Terry lewds when?
>>123485042
>Caring this much about the map
>>123487136
>Still posting in hopes of making a shitstorm
You got anything better to do, Kyunny?
Of course you don't
>>123487136
>Cargo : No one bothers coming and you can't deliver shit
>Medbay : People will always die stranded because they don't have time to reach
>Science : All you do doesn't even matter and every lab feels like a romanian appartment
>Security/Command : PLEASE END MY LIFE
TAXI NEEDS TO BE PURGED
>>123487341
Cargo on Taxi is great, those belts are amazing and the office is cozy tier, Meta and Box have hangars way too big. It really needs
>A bell
>A window
>A conveyor from the shuttle
If it had those three things, it would be the best map for cargo.
Also Paramedic is tops on Taxi because of corpse runs
>>123487341
>Science bad
>SCIENCE bad on Taxi
>2 GUARANTEED LARGES + the BEST research outpost
Maybe if you're some fag who does xenobio
>>123487767
>Maybe if you're some fag who does xenobio
Well i got myself spotted
>>123487767
>Maybe if you're some fag who does xenobio
>come back to play for the first time in weeks
>Taxi Station
Meta only days when?
>>123486804I can't do it or its attention whoring.
>>123488017
>His hand seems to be moving left
>She looks like she's getting hit to the right
>The slap goes THWAK
What's up with comics
>>123488108
he's back handing her you retard
>>123488108
It's a backhand slap
>>123488108
She's reeling from a backhand
>>123488072>implying what you've done already wasn't attention whoring
>>123488108
Did your pimp backhanded you so much that you got brain-damage?
>>123488204
>>123488210
>>123488227
Yeah, but why is his hand going left?
>>123488204
>>123488210
>>123488227
And he stopped his movement as soon as he collided ?
AND WHY DOES IT GO FUCKING THWAK
>>123488108
zidarska
>>123487341
The only real problems I have with taxi are the lack of maintenance tunnels to crawl around in and the shuttle bottleneck is SUPER easy to sabotage
I think if there was some alternate way to move between the stations than the shuttles, and if there was an extra derelict satellite full of maintenance to crawl around in, it could be a much more fun map to play around on
>>123488295
>Stopped his movement
It's a comic, you can't exactly animate paper
>>123488295
It's a pretty accurate onomatopoeia.
And a strongman doesn't have to fling his arm like some kind of retard.
>>123488293
>>123488295
It isnt going left you blind idiot
He slapped her with the back of his hand
The resistance provived by her face stopped his hand from continuing to move right
It makes a thwack sound because its a comic
THWACK
>>123488017
>meta
>ever
>>123488479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
since we shitposting help me out
should i masturbate right now or wait for 11 more hours and have sex
>all these dumbasses complaining about being wizard
>so they decide to do a fucking gimmick
Really...
>>123488638
Wait for the sex. You'll both be happy.
>>123488552
What's wrong with meta?
>>123488801
Anything but Box is garbage honestly
>>123488638
You'll last longer if you wank you wank
>>123488860
You gotta think outside the box
>>123488248I'm trying to not: believe me I'm mostly just desperate for friends. I'll work on it, thanks!
>>123489126
Take it from the attention whoremin.
Focus on making friends in-game. Drawing attention to yourself in the thread. If you want to continue it off the server, share steam names in looc or something.
>>123489525
Don't draw attention to yourself in thread.
Damn all nighter.
What good ss13 servers are out there?
>>123490238
/vg/station.
That's about it.
>>123490413
>/vg/
>Good
There are no good SS13 servers.
There's always "that one faggot" in either the players or the admins.
>>123490238
I'd fuck off to /tg/station if I had a decent connection to it.
>>123490496
It's the only server i actually like, the rest of the servers is either too strict or too loose on the rules. Nox-likes are boring and bay-likes are equally lame.
>get slightly bored after playing for a few months
>only jobs left to try out are in Science and Sec
>mostly just spend time as a Shaft Miner because comfy as fuck
>wish to play as Chef more but mostly for RP reasons that rarely go anywhere
>stop playing for two weeks because I feel like I've hit a dead end
>log in today to see the patch notes
>crates now allow Chef to be independent from Botany
>can use the CIA outfit and big dropper for banebasting
>chef job can now work to the biggest extent
God I love this game
Where does d20station stand on the RP scale?
>>123490945
Light RP
Constant dead pop
>>123490917
200 flour!
Has Masketta Man's album UUUU been added to the Jukebox yet?
>>123491929
Too Big For You is the best on that album.
>>123489126Sent you a message on BYOND, nerd, we can talk there.
butt
>>123493386
icc occ
>>123493386
this desu senpai
>>123493386
vox butt?
>>123493386
Only good for harvesting methane off of Uranus at Mach 6.
And butt bots.
And that is why we don't go to other stations
>tfw ling alarm
I was looking forward to maint crawling with angelite, but se pAI is always fun
Never again please. I got lost in the maint tunnels and it was dark and scary
>MFW downloading something at more than 300kb/s for the first time
BOTANY3 SOONER THAN EVER
>>123494560
Many comments remain unaddressed
>>123494695
SOON not NOW
>join shift late as Cargo Tech
>very few orders coming in
>clown stops by
>asks for 6 radios from the Autolathe
>ok
>second Tech joins
>takes about 4-6 radios into the warehouse
>ok
>get cheese bread and a flask full of Manhattans
>sit in the Mail Room waiting the apocalypse
>it begins
>butt
>butt
>butt
>butt
>NNNNNNNGH
>butt
>NNNNNNNGH
>NNNNNNNGH
>butt
>hear explosions as CentComm explodes the butts
>NNNNNNNGH
>NNNNNNNGH
>NNNNNNNGH
>eventually CentComm destroys telecomms
>sit in Escape with a butt on my head
>take the HoP's coat and PDA when he shoots himself from all the butt and NNNNNNGH
>make it out as the secret lord of the butts with the highest power
Good shift for my first one in a while.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
what servers have the most fluid speed and response times?
I'm not asking "What servers are good" I'm asking "What servers feel fast and responsive". I know it's not really a possibility with byond, but some servers do it better than others.
/vg/ is actually pretty decent, all things considered, until highpop "FEATURES" start happening.
I know hippy is pretty good because I've heard that they actually went out of the way to rent an unusually high tick rate server when compared to the average ss13 server.
But yet again >Hippy.
Are there any other servers I'm missing?
>>123490496
That's literally any community, ever, welcome to humanity
>>123485181
Does pot-water even do enough damage to go beyond popping a floor tile?
>>123492676
Damn I got memed hard.
And on thanksgiving day too.
>>123495639
Kills people on the square in question
Bleeding/broken bones for people adjacent
1 square devastated (breached to space)
Everyone falls over as air rushes out
Room quickly requires internals
>finally get to play on my favorite map
>get a pAI personality that I know is good
>get infested by a borer that's showing mannerisms of a player I know is good
>start doing maint reclaiming about to have the time of my life
>Mother needs me to chop salad for thanksgiving dinner and girl friend is burnt out from all of the other things she helped my mom with
>Get a job offer from my friend's boss who really wants me to work with him so we have to discuss terms of employment immediately
>Realize that I really shouldn't have played this round, despite the stars and planets aligning to make it favorable for me
>Pass off my borer and pAI to the HoS and suicide
>I was someone's target (Something else I enjoy being don't get to frequently)
I will never, ever get the opportunity to enjoy myself like that in space again. I'm just going to chill and let that sink in for a bit.
>>123495823
What was the map, anon?
>>123495823
>get infested by a borer that's showing mannerisms of a player I know is good
Could it be?
The legendary Boris Borer?
>>123495639
Potassium grenades are cheap, easy-to-produce distractions while you save your masterpiece for your target, or somewhere like Engineering or medbay. Remember to use proximity sensors and leave them in potted plants or lying around in maint.
>>123496269
>Remember to use proximity sensors and leave them in potted plants or lying around in maint.impish
>>123496269
>prox sensors
>not mousetraps
Poor Attempt
>>123496401
>implying people reach randomly into potted plants often enough
>>123496663
I would correct you but I want to keep my methods relatively obscure
>>123495823
>girl friend is burnt out from all of the other things she helped my mom with
i know how to solve that problem
>buy cocaine
>when she is burned out make a coffee for her
>instead of sugar use cocaine for the coffee
>when she drinks the coffee she gets hyperzined and refreshed
works 8 outta 10 times
>>123496839
>works 8 outta 10 times
what happens at the other two times?
>>123496998
she overdoses and you have to take her to the hospital
but life is about risks and you wont be successful without risking
>>123496719
>>123496663
>>123496269
>>123496345
>tfw murderboning with an assortment of simple and complicated boobytraps left around the station
>>123497224
>Watching people die SAW style.
>Throwing all the Laras into pits fill of spikes and mousetrap grenades.
>>123495031
>unusually high tick rate server
You what m8.
Tickrate is something set by admins.
>>123497127
Just get her a borer so she can be at 14 hyperzine forever
>>123495902DeffPlease don't ban.
>>123495920
No, I am not THAT lucky! Besides, everyone knows that fairy tales aren't real.
>>123496839
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! THIS IS GENIUS!
>friendly wizards
>non-antags bombing
>non-antags letting the singulo loose
>epik clown maymays
>>123498516
You just had wizard round?FUCK YOU
So let's recap over this. A traitor, changling, vampire, <insert antag here> can choose to not follow their objectives, but I choose to not murderbone as a wizard and get jobbanned for it?
Also a non-antag can welder bomb or release the singularityand not get banned for their mistakes, but I'm friendly the whole round and still get punished for it? Also I loved this short little conversation I had with DragonBro https://imgur.com/aJdMnFV. I'm sorry you had such a bloodlust this round that you needed some murderbone (hence the aliens) but I shouldn't be punished just because I don't fit what you think a wizard should be. My antag my playstyle. Unless i'm an antag in a team such as nukeops or vox raiders what I do during the round shouldn't mean shit.
WE NEED A BADMIN HERE TO RESTART THIS SHIT
>>123499239
>Fuck being a wizard
Maybe you shouldn't have had Wizard on your preferences :^)
>that whole round
>>123499416
The name is meant to be ironic, maybe you shouldn't assume that just because i'm playing the way I am means I didn't want to be wizard.
>>123499239
>he was a wizard twice in row
You fucker
>
Doesn't like being wizard, past 2 times his name was "Fuck Being A Wizard" or something along those lines, his gimmick was becoming the captain and proceeding with the round as if it were extended with some magic. Appeal if you wish to be a wizard.
HAHAHA WHAT
top tier shitminning
Code Writer
[A Contributor Deprived of His Merges]
>>123499239
>Doesn't like being wizard, past 2 times his name was "Fuck Being A Wizard" or something along those lines, his gimmick was becoming the captain and proceeding with the round as if it were extended with some magic. Appeal if you wish to be a wizard.
All signs seem to point to you not wanting to be a wizard, even the ahelp conversations. If you wanna be a wizard then why the hell are you saying you don't wanna be a wizard?
>>123499239
hhm wait what?
i have done wizard many times where i literally just go around and do magic tricks, and have never even been bwoinked, i didnt even know this was a thing
>>123499607
I did want to be wizard, it's only DragonBro's assumption at my name that I didn't. My name is meant to be ironic and I played how I wanted to play. Nothing about that is bannable.
>>123499239
>Refuse to murderbone or be a sneaky shit when I get antag, almost always greentext
>Signs up for wizard
>Gets rolebanned for not wanting to play wizard as wizard
>Complains when he gets jobbanned from wizard
YOU
CANNOT
MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>123499691
fuck off dragonbro, deadmin soon
>>123499239
>dragonbro
>>123499560
thats wrong as fuck though, considering every single person on the station was a clown and trying to kill him
Post stuff
>>123499239
>A traitor, changling, vampire, <insert antag here> can choose to not follow their objectives, but I choose to not murderbone as a wizard and get jobbanned for it?
Here's where you're being a piece of shit.
First you say "doing your objectives" and then "muderboning" like they were the same thing.
Then you imply that doing absolutely fucking nothing is the same as not doing your objectives.
Both of those are wrong, you dolt.
If you get antag and you DON'T DO ANYTHING you should not be antag again, for the sake of the entire server. Amen.
>>123499239
You weren't friendly, you were kind of an asshole. Friendly wizards don't morph everyone into clowns against their will.
And you did the same shitty gimmick twice almost in a row. The same name, the same clothes, the same spells.
If you don't want to be a wizard then simply don't let wizard on. Now it's easier, you can't.
>>123499854
But he did do something he changed everyone into a clown meanwhile a non antag released singularity and welder bombed that same round and didn't even get a warning.
>>123499780
>>123499780
The last time I felt robust enough to break into the armory, a borg was fucking waiting inside for me.
>>123499239
Fuck you, you're wasting wizard rounds.
>>123482194
please don't come back even when there are new features
>>123499780
>>123500068
>wasting wizard rounds
> a gametype that happens almost every other round
>>123499239
FORUM DEADMIN REQUEST
FORUM DEADMIN REQUEST
FORUM DEADMIN REQUEST
>>123499780
>>123500318
Jesus man I remember the Lego games on that.
That and Nightfall were my favourites...
although there was a cool spy one too if I recall.
>>123500397What gaym?
>>123500486Skull & Crossbones
>>123499780
>>123499780
what research do you need for the surgeons switchtool?
i followed roboticist start one time and could not make it
>>123500025
>Botany and kitchen not connected
REEEEEE
>>123501745
9 materials
>>123501745
Wiki is unupdated, someone changed the research level of many items.
>>123499239
Write up a deadmin request on the forums so we can get rid of this shitmin.
>>123501946
what the fuck then
>>123500361
Somehow I never got a wizard role myself.
>chilling with family
>browsing the thread from time to time
>all these people playing spess instead of spending time with family
Feels sad man.
>>123502878
But you guys are my family
>>123503019Thanks, anon.
>>123502878
I just have my mom and grandmother
>>123502878
>wanting to spend time with a shitty family full of alcoholics, physically abusive parents, and drug dealers
No thanks
>>123502878
I already did that loser we do Thanksgiving for lunch
>>123502878
This day has nothing special as to be with all my family.
Ah shit is this why we're low pop ?
Because of that clapistani celebration thing ?
>>123502878
I had birthday today, nothing much, just grandparents arrived.
>>123503669
>Peak hours in Murica
>Most Muricans having a holiday feast now instead
Yes.
>ask science for a switchtool early on
>research not done yet, I understand
>go save Risso in the asteroid, come back
>eventually find my way back to science
>scientists still there, ask him if my stuff was done, not that it would matter
>he apparently couldn't figure it out and commits sudoku with a glass shard to save his honor
Good round
>>123503669
Yep. Continue to make up excuses. Meanwhile /tg/ and Hippie both have 60+ players right now.
>>123503856
It requires Phazon
>>123504521
As if it's a bad thing /vg/ isn't Hippie or /tg/-tier.
We have 40 players right now and we're an unlisted server, unlike /tg/ and Hippie.
>>123505487
More excuses, and by the way /tg/ is unlisted. If you had more players than both /tg/ and Hippie you'd consider it a plus, but because you don't, you consider the lack of players a plus. There is no logic to your beliefs, you will just use whatever justification you can to defend this terrible server and community. In the same way you say the lack of game modes that every other server has is a good thing because they are shit. This is while you have game modes like the unfinished vampire and vox raiders. You guys are a joke. The laughing stock of the SS13 community.
>>123505837
Woah anon, you sure are reaching there. Who says i'd say having a lot of players is good? I played during N3Xstation when we had 10 regulars and that was a great time.
And why are you even here if you hate it so much? Go play on Hippie, we don't want you and you don't want to be here.
>>123505837
It doesn't matter that tgstation is unlisted, it's one of the oldest stations still running next to the Goons, and is one of the larger producers of easily copied code (which isn't the same thing as good code, just in case someone thinks I'm complementing them).
And not only is Hippy a public server, it's a public server that's basically the official reddit one and is hosted by the guy who made notable SS13 videos so if any server is going to be high traffic it's that one.
>>123503856
im so sorry
>>123502878
Ate our food around 3pm. Now everyone is either napping or watching tv
I love thanksgiving
>>123505837
But we don't have vox raiders
>>123507360
Heist when?
>>123505837
Everything you're saying could be just as easily turned against you. Let me guess, you're this guy right?
>Recurrent greytiding, mentioned in the Admin-PM conversation he's not going to stop to do it until new game modes are introduced, supposedly meant to invigorate him again. Feel free to appeal once that happens or you feel you've changed your mind about the greytiding at all occasions.
If so, then I'm sorry we don't cater exclusively to your incessant need for novelty and a supermassive population.
>>123505837
Fuck off Lorkhatosh. Instead of complaining about the lack of game modes and players why didn't you just go to /tg/ or goon? Now you're permabanned and a whiny bitch to boot
>>123499854
>>123500004
Christ Dragonbro is such a horrible admin, just remove his right to ban people already
>EXTENDED
>N2O FLOOD
>ONE HUMAN
>LOOSE VIRUS
>EXTENDED
EXTENDED
X
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D
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>Flood
>AI that doesn't filter the NO2
>Medbay pissing out chloral
Not bad.
>Extended round
>Atmos autist tries weird crap
>Station is flooded with N2O
>The AI can't even handle it
Slow clap to you two. I wasn't in the mood for extended as chef anyway
>AI that is too lazy to set every room to filter N2O doesn't want to call the shuttle
I get that you want to WE BUILD, but if you're not even going to fix the problem, why do you want to hang around so badly?
>>123508945
And now you see why they call it "shitter safari".
>>123508946
>>123508963
>>123508967
I don't know about the AI, but I, Gerty, his borg and savior, set up a filter system in atmos and managed to get all the N2O cleared from atmos by round end.
>there's always, ALWAYS a pile of mutilated bodies in surgery overflow
>mfw I've started installing windows
>>123509078
What were you using before? Linux?
>>123508963
>weird crap
I had absolutely no idea what he was trying to do.
>>123509276
>pick IAA job because new CIA outfit
>get all access from the HoP and the title Meme Spouter
>spend most of the shift sending out baneposts because everyone is busy with the rage cage
>NO2 flood happens
>decide to head out to get a hardsuit since the power to the bridge also died
>HoP is passing out in his office due to the NO2
>pull him into the meeting room so he can wake up
>we get the bridge console working and call the shuttle
>blast off with him and a sec officer
>wouldn't have been in the bridge if it wasn't for baneposting
>wouldn't have been there to save the HoP
>crew would be stuck without the shuttle
>baneposting saved the crew
No one big guy should have all this power
Probe and Nuke are the only decent active admins. Everyone else is either the kind of guy who'd ban you from their de_dust pub for shooting their girlfriend or someone who can't be assed to even log in regularly.
>>123509076
But not any of the rooms that had people in them
Like Cargo for instance, which had 3 people in it
>>123509431
Yeah. You're right. Let's just let shitters run wild on the server.
>>123509431
Oh, sarca, didn't hear you come in
>>123509561
Well technically, Atmos did get like 4 people in it at one point.
Since they all just HAAAAAD to go see it for themselves, then spread the N2O flood around engineering and maint even more.
>>123499780
>Griffed the test server. Killing people constantly. Convince me in an appeal you wont pull that shit on the main server and I'll consider letting you in.
So I was reading through some bans, and this one caught my eye. I've never been on the test server, but I always figured it didn't have any rules and was basically sandbox mode. Are there actually rules there?
>>123509605
>everyone's a shitter but me
They're the only two who even make an attempt to be professional about it. The rest of you act like fucking fifteen year olds. I feel sorry for Pomf. It must be pretty grating and unpleasant having you folks as e-friends.
>>123509785
There's no way to test shit if you're dead, anon.
>>123509785
There's not any official rules but griffin isn't allowed because the intention of the server is to test stuff, not be a TDM.
>>123499780
>>123509785
Probably staff o' changed or gibbed someone who was trying to do something. So long as you're not doing that intentionally anything goes.
>>123510142
>Warden kills gator
That fucker
>>123510142
>warden kills gator
gator mob when
>>123509949
And which Ckey on the ban page is yours?
>>123509431
Minning is hard work.
