My adventures are bigger than yours edition
>What's new?
New map (it sucks). Store sale for good goyim. Waiting eagerly for doe cunt.
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/19960704/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-november-17-2015-11-17-2015
>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
FAQ | Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Free Hero Rotation: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13604571130
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/raynor
News, Updates, and Datamining: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Last time on /hotsg/: >>123283663
First for best ass
>>123399086
>1 game away from rank 1
>no healer on my team
x dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
I feel obligated to buy the Second Chance bundle
Do I do it? I don't even own Rehgar.
Anyone in US got Cho'Gall and wanna party up?
I have a teamspeak if need be. Can post my Battletag if you are too beta.
>>123399481
you should have picked one then :DDDD
you are the only constant :DDDDDDD
>>123399610
I was first pick and it's easier to carry shitters on sonya than it is on supports x ddddd
>tfw you make the mistake of queuing up at the same time some third game HL faggot got carried 3 wins in a row and he ends up in your game
>>123399717
It's weird that works for you because first picking sonya usually results in the rest of the team not picking a tank for me
>>123398709
Muradin
>>123400032
>tales from rank 30
>>123399496
No. Greedy kikes packaging it with crap stuff so they can charge more for it.
It's that time again
>>123400435
>tfw you will never penetrate her cold cooch and warm her from inside with your warm living load
>>123400571
>tfw you can't penetrate anything because blizzard will keep adding more clothes to her as SJWs bitch and whine about a game they never play
>>123400764
>tfw Blizzard has been a kek company that bows down to SJWs ever since they introduced Alleria in the WC2 xpac
I don't know why you keks expect better of them
god damn it's fucking thanksgiving break and all the shitters are online because they aren't in school this week
fuck
my
life
looks like i'm not gonna be playing any games this week until the faggots go back to school
>>123400232
You're the one below rank 1, shitter. What I'm describing happens on rank 1.
Is stitches worth buying? Is hefun?
>>123402085
>is he fun
yeah, if you have a team that can follow up on hooks. If you don't, you get the talent that hooks allies and help/fuck with them.
>worth buying
he's pretty cheap I think
>>123402085
Do you enjoy fishing?
Do you enjoy farting?
>>123401687
>thanksgiving break
>lasting the whole week
Back when I was in school it was just thursday through the weekend.
>get into hl game
>play like shit
>instantly start blaming my team
Fucking assholes ruined the positive vibes and made me play bad.
>>123399261
Really, though, is there much one can do about it?
zagara probably one of the easiest heroes to not die as...if you position like a coward. their uther died 8 times somehow
enemy talent choices are HAWHAWHAW
also is it me or does Valla have a really pisspoor scaling compared to everyone else? Like, her damage is fine but she feels like anytime anything hits you at all you die, regardless of what it is
What's the penalty for leaving games multiple times other than leaver queue
why is sonya so sweaty???
>>123404947
You get put on a shit list
>>123404947
If it's qm nothing really, just more and more leaver queue games. If it's HL you lose like 300 points per leave.
WEW BLIZZARD WEW
>>123401959
>rank 1 meaning anything other than # of games grinded
post hotslogs or fuck off trasher
>nova takes triple tap
I always take stoneskin against either stealthy, you never know when it'll fuck up their calculation and leave them unable to finish the job, or worse, die
>>123405515
>implying you didn't get matched up with a 4 man group
>>123406105
>>>rank 1 meaning anything other than # of games grinded
>can take less than 10 games to reach rank 1
>play Leoric
>every quickmeme game has a Cho'Gall against me
>guy goes AFK during an objective
>lose because of it
>calls everyone noobs at the end
ebin
To Demonic Tyrael guy from the end of last thread:
It's pretty goddamn neato, it used to be horrible, but it's awesome now. However, decide if you yourself like it and think it would be worth it. Don't let others sway you.
>>123406209
>this somehow makes rank 1 worth more
>has yet to post hotslogs
ok kid
>tfw Kyle from Blackthorne most likely very low on the priority list for characters in HOTS.
You let the Vikings in very early Blizzard, where is Kyle?
>>123406650
the Lost Vikings are WoW characters ;^)
>playing against a sgt hammer as chen
>my team consists of thrall, jaina, gazlowe and nazeebo
>none of them ever target the hammer even though we have enough burst/initiation power to kill her 3 times over
>none of them ever harass her even though we could constantly force her out of siege
I don't know what's up with these games. I suggest a strategy and all I get back is snarky "yeah uhuh sure you don't do so well either bud" even though I didn't even speak in accusatory tone.
>>123406585
>>123406105
I think you're missing that the anon who called me a rank 30 shitter is rank 2
rank 2
in hots
he's not even rank 1 and calls other people shitters. It's not about what my skill level at rank 1 is, it's about how his skill level is too low to even be at rank 1.
Stop being such a butthurt shitter, it's probably you
>unranked sheriff star faggot
>i was rank 1 last season
why do these faggots even try?
>>123406994
>I don't know what's up with these games. I suggest a strategy and all I get back is snarky "yeah uhuh sure you don't do so well either bud" even though I didn't even speak in accusatory tone.
Yeah thats why i generally skip that shit and just start trash talking
>>123407145
>last season
wait there was such a thing?
>>123407131
Maybe because I don't have enough games played you fucking downie
You've yet to post your hotslogs
I got placed rank 6 and won twice to get rank 2 then lost once which led to my initial post
Again
rank 1 means literally fucking nothing
you could be 1800 mmr and play with one hand and be rank one
>>123406994
it's holiday break for the kids.
This shit feels like daycare, had to tell to of my teamates to stop insulting each others mothers.
It's gonna be unplayable until 1am by then you get the people who at least try
>>123407310
no, but i called out a shitter for getting ganked and feeding like 8 times at the beginning of the game and then i told him to stop dying
he responded "i was rank 1 last season"
>>123406994
>even though I didn't even speak in accusatory tone.
text comes across flat as it lacks the human element of conversation. It then is read by someone else in their mental state (sad angry, distressed etc) This means you have to type out paragraphs to convey the correct emotions.
for example:
>"nice fucking work man" (you - encouraging happy)
>"come on man i'm trying ;-;" (them - sad feeding)or maybe you don't do so well either bud :^)
>>123407310
placement matches and rank reset happened like 6 months ago or something
Still looking for someone to party up. I need my two Cho'Gall wins.
>>123408043
why wouldn't you just ask in the /vg/ chat
>>123408098
Because the thread is more fun.Thats just an excuse, gonna join chat and ask
>>123407769
I'm aware I don't literally use a tone in text, you dumb autist. I'm saying I formulated it in a way it was not accusatory in the slightest.
>>123408368
hey bro where did all this anger come from?
>>123408368
bro, you got stuff on your mind? you sound like you've got a lot of pent up anger, wanna talk about it?
>tassadar accidentally takes wrong talents when solo support
>fall a couple levels behind because no proper healer
>tributes are 2/3 on each side
>we're 18 and they're 19, all of us are up
>they go their boss as soon as it comes back up
>crash them at boss, manage a full teamwipe and boss steal
>grab the newly spawned tribute
>smash through top fort, top keep and core in a spectacular curse-fuelled push
>get bonus points for it
Sometimes, everything is worth it.and then I realised they had Tychus and a LiLi who kept making it piss easy for me to stun her out of her ult, and thats another factor in us winning
And yes, I felt the need to apologise to the Tass afterwards. When I'm wrong, I'll admit I'm wrong.
>>123408558
From people who keep claiming "it's impossible to measure intentions in text" because they're actually autistic and can't infer from context and formulation how something is meant
>>123408974
Holy shit you better be fucking rank 1 with all this blogging
>>123407310
>>123407473
>>123407858
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/19874795/placement-and-ranking-system-update-8-27-2015
>>123409236
>CommanderInTheBronze
>rank 1
HAHAHAHAH good one m8. He's not even close.
>>123408974
But you're almost always wrong and you deny it
>>123409273
oh right right, totally forgot that happened
>>123409236
hes like rank 18 or something lmao
I don't know how someone can be so fucking bad despite playing so much
>>123407372
You don't have 20 games yet?
I was put in rank 1 after placement games.
Memes aside, how is this game doing in general? Is it growing?
>>123409507
it's doing alright, 2 new heroes coming in, and a new map in the rotation which ... okay? iono, i think it's shit
>>123409507
It's doing fine. Not going anywhere any time soon. A blizz insider came in here not too long ago saying they were happy with the way the game is going population-wise.
How do you fucks actually have fun in QM?
>Absolutely no matchmaking. 1500+ game exp players being put with or against players with less than 100 games
>Composition matching is just as fucked. Get stupid shit like Nova, Abathur, Zeratul, Murky and Valla.
Can never go back to that shit after doing HL
>>123409563
>and a new map in the rotation which ... okay? iono, i think it's shit
better than Shrines desu
>>123409873
I play abathur and do the mines build to ruin the fun for the enemy team
>>123409507
It seems its growing. Blizz is ramping up the esports in 2016 so it must be growing somewhat.
>>123409563
The map really negates the whole win one fight at 20 and push to core aspect. Makes it feel very hard to actually comeback because you are at the mercy of altars spawning for the most part. I personally like the map though, but I think it does have issues.
>>123409978
>I play abathur to ruin the fun for my team
>>123409507
Every promotion or cross promotion thing they do bring a bunch of new players, like meme ogre
So it's doing OK
>>123410090
If i gave a shit about my team i'd play ranked
>>123409507
it is growing, slowly but steadily.
quality of life changes have dramatically improved playability, resulting in more people giving it a shot.
>>123409873
I play Chen and revel in the uncoordination.
>>123409901
agreed, at least the fucking map doesn't try to kill you
BoE - Immortals attack each other and have a retardedly obvious telegraph
BHB - the only way the cannons hit you is if you get inside the radius next to a building
Temple - laser shrines only attack buildings, and the mobs are easy to deal with
Spiders - only attack buildings and they're weak to begin with
Dragon - whatever
Cursed Hollow - your buildings stop atacking, but that's about it
Shrines - FUCK YOU I'MMA PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND DROP YOU DOWN TO 1/5th HP WITH NO CHANCE OF COUNTERPLAY, HAHA TRY TO MAKE A COMEBACK FUCKER
>>123409497
placements top you out at 5
Blackthorne when?
>>123410384
You forgot the new map
>>123409873
sometimes people with 1500+ games played belong with people with less than 100
Having many games played doesnt mean you are any good.
>>123410384
>Shrines - FUCK YOU I'MMA PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND DROP YOU DOWN TO 1/5th HP WITH NO CHANCE OF COUNTERPLAY, HAHA TRY TO MAKE A COMEBACK FUCKER
and don't forget
pre-objective nerf
>the team with better AoE wins in a 10 minute stomp
post-nerf
>the team with better AoE wins in a protracted Garden of Terror-style 25 minute slug fest
and somehow that's better
>>123410616
No doubt but those brown horse Raynor fucks are in a league of their own.
>>123410384
>having a problem with punishers
They're much easier to deal with once you realize their jump has a cooldown and they jump on the closest thing they see when it's up. Just bait the punisher into jumping behind your gate and your team can kill it ezpz.
>>123410473
soon
How the fuck do I play Cho'gall in QM? Last game three fuckers on the enemy team had giant killer. Three!
>>123409873
>no matchmaking
Keep telling yourself that, if you get put with shitter and noobs it's your mmr that causes it. There is an MMR system in place. I know because a friend of mine who rather sucks only ever sees ranks 30-40 in the load screen, and very often low level people. Meanwhile my load screen is full of rank 1s.
But yeah, it definitely needs a a mode where you can see picks and counterpick.
>Abathur on my team again.
When will this meme end?
>>123411215
You stand back and let gall poke shit and throw out that OP as fuck shadowbolt ult. Get upheaval to combo into it, and molten block if they try to chase you down.
Sounds boring, it is boring. In games where you can't tank a reasonable amount of time that's just how you have to play, though.
>playing Uther in QM
>7 win streak
>>123411857
I have my most deaths with uther, but also my most wins and most kills
and he's not even my most played hero, he's like fifth
>>123411215
same way you play anyone in QM.
Hope you don't queue into your direct counters while having a team of retards
>>123408974
epic tale from the land of bronze, lad
>>123411649
>Falstad, Rexxar, Uther, Malf, Aba..
>Aba leaves in the first two minutes never comes back.
I love this match making. Everyone who plays Aba should be gathered together and killed. Especially in quick match.
>>123412459
What's the abathur AI like?
>>123411761
>>123412169
Gotcha. Oh well. A bit frustrating.
>>123413201
it's pretty awful.
like, I've seen Aba AI's that just sit in the entrance of a lane and DIE when minions come to attack it
Has anyone else noticed that Jaina has a wet cameltoe going on in her ready screen? Just wondering if this was an old meme or if I discovered it like the Shivarra vagina in WoW.
>>123405515
Absolutely nothing weird about that match. You haven't played nearly enough games, and your MMR is clearly on the level with most of these people. (Sub 2000 according to hotslogs)
Most of the people who post these pictures just don't know how mmr works.
>>123413559
I think he was objecting more to the 4 warriors team comp than the skill of the players.
Man, Sylvanas really suffered from the scaling changes. I play her a lot and I know she has piss poor AA damage but this patch shits on it even more. I cant even damage a fucking falstaad outside of her q and envenom
Reminder that you shouldn't get mad at TrapGod if he disconnects because his roommate is a retarded sack of shit who can't take batteries out of a smoke detector
>>123413738
But that's also clearly because it's a party of four or three.
>Two Uthers in a row.
>Neither took cleanse against Murky.
>Neither took Divine Shield.
>One had a Master Skin.
>>123414152
>wahh I want the uther to be my bitch
good uthers are nobodies bitch, they get holy shock and zap the shit out of everyone like they're supposed to
>>123414484
nice try Rehgar
>>123414968
I bet you get butthurt when rehgars get bloodlust in pubs, too
>>123413761
get guud
>>123415148
I don't because I expect nothing of Rehgar players, that way I'm never disappointed
>>123413761
>hero that can stun forts
>hero that has high autoattack damage
pick one
Where the FUCK is Maiev???
>>123416120
>4+ hours late on the meme post
might as well retire now, anon, you've lost your touch
>>123415148
It's expected for someone playing Rehgar to pick a the shitty choice.
>>123413559
>>123414025
yes it turned out to be a party of 4 warriors, never happened to me before and they all sucked so we lost.
also fuck your MMR gimmick, I'm not even on hotslogs
What the FUCK is Li Li doing???
>>123416120
Maybe next year.
>>123416370
youre on hotdogs whether you upload or not
>>123416385
probably something fun and cute
Johanna is bae
>He thinks Kerrigan isn't good
>>123416370
If you're not on hotslogs, how do I know you play on EU, and your Kharazim and Nazeebo are level 9, your highest levels?
>>123416385
Dropping on hotslog pretty fast.
>>123416558
is q range and reset the usual kerri talent choices?
How good/bad is an MMR of 3000? I have nothing to compare that to
>>123416818
Q resets after a kill every time, q talents I take are
>Siphoning Impact: Heals for 10% of max hp
>Clean Kill: Free ravage if it kills, increases next ravage damage by 20%
>Eviscerate: More range
The amount of kill confirms Ravage gives is insane
>>123416558
>tfw flash leaning kerigan while playing abthur
it's like painting a picture with sudden irregular spikes of pure violence
>>123417146
It's the baseline for not being retarded
>>123416632
>tfw Li Li is down to 52% wins
>60% is gone for good ;_;
>>123416512
>>123416559
spooky but it's outdated af, I have 406 games played but hots says 89
Here is my MMR btw
>>123417634
It also says you have no friends to play with.
>>123417146
most here are under, but won't admit it
I think top 200 starts as low as 3800 range
>>123417659
Just like you.
>>123417796
False. 33% of my games are played with friends.
Unlike yours: Literally 0.
>>123398927
This image makes me giggle for some reason
>>123417864
Ok, but you still suck.
I have played a few matches with ''friends'' I met in the game, not hero league tho.
>>123418034
Update your hotslogs.
>Please wait while we attempt to reconnect you to the game
>You have been dropped.
Should I just kill myself?
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
>>123418073
Just for you I'm uploading right now, bit curious myself as well
I thought they had to access my account or something, but it's easier than I thought
Only 300 more to go
Chogall is such a huge fucking disadvantage when you have one on your team and the enemy doesn't.
>>123418635
only because you have to rely on 2 people not being retarded as opposed to just one
>be me
>playing based chogall
>abbey on our team
>abbey hat on us, cho builds tanky
>literally just 1v3 their team who thinks us in a lane will by ourselves will be an easy kill
>lel all the way to the bank as shitters get so mad they keep focusing us all game and dying.
>mfw
>>123418979
It's more than that. It's that in maps with multiple objectives they can only do 1 as opposed to 2.
>>123418635
played with these 3 fucking morons 3 games in a row last night, they were premade Cho'gall and Abathur. they are all pure garbage but the guy playing Cho especially was by far one of the worst players I have seen, so his 2 shitter friends that relied on him were even more fucked
>>123418580
if you hadn't uploaded your replays before, it's gonna take a day or so before all the MMR calculations are done, since hotdogs now has to go through all your past games and work through those first
they actually ask that you upload at least 1 replay every 3 days to keep the MMR calculations up to date
>>123419582
Took 2 weeks for me, but then again I've actually played this game before.
But yes, it'll take a while.
>>123419393
And a number of heroes have built in hard counters
When will the chogall shit stop
Fucker has 24% winrate and people actually think he is good
>>123419167
>>123419628
damn, it only took like 6 hours for me, must have uploaded a ton for it to take 2 weeks
>>123416558
I love playing Kerrigan, but playing her in QM is 80% you won't have another melee, and there's a general 90% chance your team will not follow up on your combos.
>>123409497
No you werent
>>123419809
Maybe around 3000 replays, yeah. It didn't even take most of them into account when calculating mmr, as they were too old.
>>123419582
>>123419628
Alright, thanks for the heads up
I can't wait to become a MMR junkie
Solo queueing support really isn't as bad as some people say it is.
Why the fuck does Void Prison even exist? Imbalanced as fuck.
>>123420538
Support is the one role that can actually carry and help cover other's mistakes.
whoa..
so this..
is the power..
of hots..
>>123418635
They fixed this by making Tower of Doom. A map tailored made for Cho'Gall.
>Does insane damage to towers and forts from a safe distance.
>Really small lanes and lots of hiding places meaning you can get from top to bottom pretty quick.
>Having 4 people is less of a disadvantage because of the small gap between lanes.
>One of his huge disadvantages, being able to attack core after you kill him easily is gone because you can't attack core.
It's like they made Cho'Gall realized he was shit and then made this map to show that he was still good guys.
>Someone asks me to pick a ranged assassin in HL
>I pick Raynor when they have double Warriors
>everyone bitches at me because Kael was open
People STILL think Raynor is a bad Assassin
Like LOL?!?!?!??!
>>123419768
chogall is all about having two people that aren't shit. he can easily 2v1 if you build him right and aren't bad.
>>123421242
If you fight Cho'Gall 2v1 you are fucking stupid. That's the problem Butcher has. This game does everything in it's power to tell you not to 1v1. Which is where Cho'Gall shines and that's sort of the problem.
is there a youtube or something that teaches things about this game?
when is it fine to go double support or when do you go double warrior in a team comp?
When is the ideal time to be doing merc camps?
>>123421368
I think he meant two players on the other team vs 1 Cho'gall.
Which Cho'gall can win pretty easily but that is actually still a 2v2.
>>123421368
the only bad game i had as cho'gall was when EVERYONE on their team had mobility to get away from me, falstead, raynor, morales, illidan. i was just kited for fucking days, it was bullshit.
and of course my team was shit and couldn't land and CC
>>123421568
Depends on the character. I saw a Zagara and Brightwing dance around Cho'Gall making him look like a fucking idiot.
>>123421621
The only two counters on that team are Falstad and Raynor. If you had problems with that team I'd stick to Quick Match, where he's not even good at.
The only game I've ever lost to Cho'Gall is because we had a Cho'Gall on our team and a Abathur.
>>123421782
illidan dodges all attacks and can run away from me, and morales can push back. i was constatly moving at half speed. it was fucking gay
and abbey+ chogall is fucking godlike, you can basically 1v5
The big problem with Cho isn't necessarily the -1 body on the battlefield (if that were true, Abathur would never be picked at all)
The problem is that Cho has a series of damning counters that really, REALLY fuck him over. Anyone with Giant Killer destroys him, stuff like Web Blast and Polymorph suddenly takes two people out of a fight instead of just one, certain ults like SSS will tear him a new asshole every single time, etc.
>>123422035
>and abbey+ chogall is fucking godlike, you can basically 1v5
Except the part where you'll be 10 levels down since you only have 3 bodies that can be in lane.
>>123422035
>almost 1v5
with three players
this is how chogall players think
>>123422207
just get a TLV on your team for great soak and you are fine. or have the other two people on your team take the other two lanes and you should be fine, it will take at LEAST 2 people to not completely lose the lane cho is in, most likely three if abbey is on you constanlty.
>uther is good
I want this meme to end, lmao...
>never lose as Cho ever
>for the first time ever get a Cho'gall on my team that isn't me
>lose horribly because Cho was afk for 2 minutes and a total retard in general
I get why people dislike him now
>>123422369
>2 people to lane vs cho
who is two people
>3 to lane vs a cho and abathur
which is three people
nobody ever fucking says things like
>sonya, plus uther, plus raynor together can basically 1v5
>He doesn't play with his shaft and balls tucked away beneath some nice panties
>>123422548
they cant, but chogall can :^)
you take all those tank/healing abilites as cho and get a good volley as gall and you can just kill their entire team, especially if abbey is on you and specing symbiote with healing shield and healing spike burst. its like having the sustain of butcher with the burst of jaina. its great.
>>123422395
>B-buy Tyrande, she's great!
>B-buy Uther, he's awesome, so much heals!
>They all get out-healed by Morales, BW, Malf, Rehgar, Monk, Lili
l
m
a
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>>123421429
Picking double warrior or supp all depends on who the warriors or supports are. Warriors like Sonya or Diablo typically need another warrior to back them up.
>>123422735
>if the enemy team is retarded and low mmr you can totally 3v5 them lol
>>123422914
>ever choosing medic or rehgar
wew lad, that's some top tier memeing
>>123422914
>Morales and BW's healing numbers
>meaning anything
now this is a premium meme
>>123423079
>not knowing how to throw down the epic heals as brightwing
lmaoing @ your life rn senpai
So it's confirmed. Cho'Gall players are fucking retarded.
>>123423079
100k healing in a 15 min match, lmaaaaaaaoooooo
come on, seriously, Tyrande's heals are -okay- but they are not comparable to a real support right now
she's a back up to be accompanied by a healer
>>123423010
is there a reason for that?
what makes them better with another warrior?
I genuinely do not know and that is why I am asking
>coinflip shire in QM
>it's called coinflip shire because there is no coordination ever and whichever side gets that 3 seconds to capture and pulls it off is random
>fucking nova and CG
>goodl_ckyo_'ref_cked.mp4
>dude 3 bodies on coinflip shire
>3 BODIES
>nova takes triple tap
>CG feeds repeatedly while complaining about our arthas
>ah who cares about any of this shit anyway
>just mope around pressing buttons and getting wrecked by a passing diablo every now and then
>enemy gets a 5 level lead, waddles over to our core with another dragon knight because they can just collect it ezpz now
>Cho has the gall to whisper me this after game
he's a cheeky fuccen cunt I'll tell yer that one m8
>>123423426
sonya is like midway between tank and dps
not great trying to pure tank with her
>>123423426
They're both very squishy for warriors with their popular builds right now. Having another warrior helps soak damage.
>>123423237
she has good heals some times, but since she's literally healing everything all the time her numbers get inflated
>>123423426
Sonya is probably the squishiest warrior in the game but also has by far the most damage out of the other warriors. She's usually there to dive the backline so she needs another warrior to handle the front.
Diablo can be damn pretty tanky but is also All In on basically everything he does so having another Warrior cover him is nice.
>>123423564
>>123423679
>>123423952
I understand now. Thank you
Why are people complaining about sylvanas not being sexy enough
Did they change her model
>>123424614
They gave her new armor in WoW for her new role asWarchief of the Horde.
>>123424725
I see. That sucks.
>queue for quick meme as brightwing for some practice
>get another healer and 3 dps against a well balanced tank+support+2 assassins+specialist
i need to just try stuff out in hero league, what sthe point of that shit
>>123425090
>tfw consistently get 5+ win streaks playing brightwing
you're just bronze
>>123425052
Its not even that covering her up is bad, its more that it looks like it was "quick slap some sheets on her so the SJW don't complain" it doesnt match at all.
>from rank 12 to 20 within a dozen games
>suddenly people become twice stupider
>etc mosh pitting thin air
>nova pick against cho gall
>15 deaths valla
Is this what hell on earth is like?
>>123425847
It sucks to change shit to appease anybody senpai
>>123425847
it's the same guy who has been doing this for days on end now, he doesn't post about anything else
surprised he hasn't gone to /r9k/ or 9-1chan yet
>>123426286
>I don't know anything about why the change was made, but i'm gonna shitpost anyways.
>>123425847
It's more that redesign doesn't look good. I'd be fine if the redesign was better but it just looks boring.
>>123425912
>never heard of air guitars
>>123425912
If that's where you end up, it's where you belong.
if sjw-ism gave me johanna's hair im perfectly ok with it
>>123427108
how many SJWs main Johanna?
answer: none
>Abathur on my team
>alt+f4
>start rejoining after 17 min
>due to the shit engine i will rejoin at around 19 min
>don't get leaver punishment and get gold and xp because the games always end around 21 min anyway
>Don't have to drag to the shitfest
>Shitpost on Taiwanese stamp collecting board while doing it
This is the best.
>>123427341
She really is best girl
>>123427341
Most who play this game desu
>>123428759
>Most who play this game desu
>implying SJWs know how to use a computer beyond tumblr and dominos delivery
>>123428920
yes, that's why you don't see many of them. but 90% of them are playing johanna.
and literal sjw cuks are too
>>123427518
this is pretty much the shitposting dream
>>123419581
Were you that guy calling out Abathur for taking a standard Abathur build?
I fucking hate Garden of Terror
How do you fucking do well
>random quick match hero tries to blame me for his mistakes
>he is trying to get everyone on my team to report me
>he is saying 4 man report insta 1 day suspension enjoy your ban
>get him as enemy next game
>they have a strong ass setup
>worried i might lose to this clown getting carried
>play my best
>win game
>unblock
>mock him about the defeat without any profanity
>block him again before he can answer
Best feeling. Even worth a blog post here.
>tfw you win with a nova, artanis, medic and gazlowe on your team against a proper comp at rank_1.
Just believe in yourself and you can do anything senpai
Also playing the best KT of all time helps :^)
Senjinn stop donating to Horsepants.
>kill Illidank as Kael'thas
>"Kil'jaeden... Will be pleased"
based salami man
I'm not one to complain about comps very often, but for my first QM game as Jaina, I got something very special.
I didn't even know you could get warrior vs. no warrior. At least they didn't also get a support.
honestly considering suicide
>>123432643
>nova
>bugmodan
You asked for it.
You are now the last hero you played as, including skin
What are you and how do you react?
>>123433096
I'm base skin sonya.
I immediately head to the nearest girl hero and force them to submit to my cock.
>>123433096
>Kael'Thas in default skin
This is fine.
>>123433096
>Zagara
>Desert Queen
not going to lie, I'd probably freak out at first, then check myself out with a big mirror, then start massaging my new perfect c-cups and play with my hair
how do i see mmr?
>>123433096
>Default Diablo
I am more than fine with this situation.
>>123433426
Kill yourself
>>123433687
first and last time i post in hots
have fun with your dead game where every hero costs $10, i'm gonna go back to dota where we have 110 free heroes
asshole
>>123433096
Red Skin Jade Dragon Kharazim.
imokaywiththis.webm
I don't follow the HL and esports meta. How did Diablo got this high in win rates? After the buff it was hovering around 50-51% for a long time.
>>123433838
If only it was so easy every time.
>>123433096
base skin Johanna
touch myself
so much
>>123433096
>Kael'thas with his neat red and gold skin variation
salami my ash anal nores I guess
>>123433919
Increased focus on early game shutout comps, improved by scaling changes
>>123433096
So nothings changed. Oh well.
>>123433096
>uther
guess I have to go out and dispense justice.
>>123433096
Thrall. Guess I'm Jesus.
The only constant is me
>>123433415
God damn Desert Zagara has the best breasts of anyone. Not too big, not too small and not furry or scaly.
>>123433096
>master skin Rehgar
MY ONLY DREAM BECAME TRUE
>>123435436
>saying that when Master Jaina and Succubus Kerrigan are in the game
>>123435436
don't be such a hater senpai, nobody makes fun of zags gaping zerg hole
Its not cool to bully over waifus
Been getting salty about this game for too long. Gonna try not to be such an asshole anymore.
>>123433096
>Sonya
same thing I'm already doing, jacking off
>>123433426
hotslogs estimates mmr based on uploaded replays
>>123433096
>be afraid of ghosts
>Im now a Ranger General
>Im now surrounded with Banshees
What joy is there in this curse?
>You need to win 2 games with some random guy to unlock Cho'Gall
Come on man
>>123436372
do it vs AI, still counts
You can't beat Green Jesus.
>>123434075
stay AWAY from my waifu
she's too pure for your lewd thoughts fuckface
>>123433838
If you cant even handle the BANTZ here, you cant survive in dota. Just do yourself a favor and play LoL instead. I heard riot actively bans toxic players
>>123435436
>Not Valla.
>land perfect mosh pit
>your team is too busy chasing muradin to capitalize on it
>>123436993
>perfect mosh pit
>doesnt hit the 1 person who can stun you out of it
???
LMAO cho'gall is a fucking riot, greatest hero ever
Actually never creamed so many shitters in my life so efficiently
me and a buddy just won 9 games in a row and died maybe 3 times in all of them combined
Gonna get the most out of this before the nerf, jesus
