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>News
- The Slosher Deco is now available!
- The Seafood team wins the 8th Japanese splatfest!
- The Hydra Splatling is now available!
- v2.3.0 patch notes: http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/14842/~/how-to-update-splatoon
- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRmGEQV3G0
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>FAQ, Resources, and more!:
http://pastebin.com/u6yQFF9Y
>>123372454
Good start
This'll last long
>>123372347
>>FAQ, Resources, and more!:
>>123372454
You fucked up
If you dare come within reach this cute squidboy will make you feel sorry.
NA/EU SPLATFEST OR RIOT
>>123372454
I like how this artist draws them both as Olympic goddesses now.
Used to be some real favoritism with Callie.
>>123372634
His porn looks like shit anyway so who cares
>>123372634
Not a fan of people drawing characters out of proportion personally. Neither of them are that tall or have breasts that big.
>>123372729
autism
>>123372347
Point Sensor/Bomb Rush is poor squid's Echolocator.
Disruptor/Bomb Rush when?
Ink Mine/Bomb Rush = Minefield when?
Sprinkler/Bomb Rush = Ink fountain when?
>>123372729
no one cares what you're a fan of bruh
>>123372729
Welcome to hyper-reality, where everything is grandiose, everything is beautiful, and conservatism and realism are considered dirty words.
>>123372795
I could say the same to you for needing to warp a character out of proportion to find them attractive.
>>123372835
Nobody cares about your shitty art either, but here we are!
>>123372893
shit bait
>still no splatfest news
>unsure about this splatournament thing
>sitting here in denial telling myself its just the thanksgiving week and itll probably be next week or maybe a shocker for this saturday
>>123372893
sex with realistic marie!
>>123372940
>I don't agree with it, so it's bait
Naw mate.
>>123373002
>>123372619
I want a NA vs EU Splatfest.
>>123372893
It's called a reimagining. Nobody minds mortal Squid Sisters over ethereal goddess Squid Sisters.
>>123372835
>tfw calliefag but fan of big tittiesand chubby girls
why did god have to make things this way
>>123373061
I want a NA vs EU orgy
>>123373061
>Callie is NA
>Marie is EU
Yes please
>>123373002
Marie doesn't look like that either. Also
>3DPD
>>123373002
I am so glad I bought a realdoll 6 years ago and bought many outfits for it over the years so I would never have to resort todressing up something like that to live out a fantasy.
>>123373075
I know how you feel my man
>>123373075
There's always appeal to be found in the slender and sleek. Besides, she makes up for it in tentacle mass.
>>123372989
They need to give a week's notice for the shirts to be handed out and voting to happen.
That way it gets preliminary figures to punch into it's matchmaking algorithms to decide which strong unpopular teams to throw against weak popular teams.
>>123372812
Ink Mine/Bomb Rush = *BEEP* Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use.
>>123373061
NA will lose because of Wins x6 even though having the majority of popularity
>you will never eat parfaits with callie at one of the tables in an ice cream parlor and chatter excitedly about your day
WHY LIVE
>>123373191
They're literally best of both worlds.Callie goes all nightMarie is gasping for air after ten minutes
You already know which you prefer.
>>123373446
so you're saying that eu is the patrician choice?
i'm okay with this
>>123373381
>Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use.
All of my rage
The Ink Mine needed a buff since day 1. The only time it had any reliable usefulness was during opening day of Tower Control.
>nips are palling around
I WILL BECOME MISTER NO FUN, YOU FAGGOTS
>>123373472
I'm not the type that obsesses over waifus or dream girls.
But Anonif you keep making these posts you are going to FUCKING KILL ME
>>123372347
>FAQ, Resources, and more!
>going out of your way to organize the OP
Thank you for this.
I just want the troll combo. Disruptor/Inkstrike
>>123373741
disruptor probably wouldn't even last long enough for you to squid out of their range, find them on the gamepad and wait for the inkstrike to fall on their heads. it really is that slow.
>>123373213
>There's always appeal to be found in the slender and sleek
not really. sure slender girls can be cute but i don't really find them that sexy
>she makes up for it in tentacle mass
this is truei want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>123373860
I like my women the way I like my coffee
Without diabetes
But I can appreciate the chunky too
>>123373741
I just want to circle a disrupted squid with my Kraken like a shark.
>>123372454
I love Marie
>>123373642
Just give in, or you will always be taunted by the allure of perfection.
woomy!
>>123374161
I want toputMarieon a strict diet and go jogging with her daily!
>>123373446
>>123373509
Seeing what I see when playing EU Splatfests, I can't image us as a whole beating anyone, anywhere.
>>123374220
Woomy Pudi!
>>123374352
does anyone from europe even play this game
>>123374310
I want toteaseMarieI'll stop posting this now
>>123374453
Isn't half of MCU from Europe? At least it used to be.
>>123374453
Dunno, I'm a convict
>>123374453
Yup, It why I can't squad because all of the squads happen past midnight.
>>123374659
just be a yuro neet like me and play until 6am
>>123374310
The poor girl has to get up on a podium once every few months and do the same dance for TWO DAYS straight. There's zero chance they'll ever drop out of fitness.
Also they're part time soldiers.
We need some euro attention whores who arent betas to make lobbies, so we can have some squads and private battles during euro time, if theres that many of us.
Inkbrush with Squid Beakon/Echolocator, while wearing Tenacity, Ninja Squid/Cold Blooded, Stealth Jump.
Why hasn't Nintendo made the ultimate ninja base invasion kit yet?
>>123374861
I would but I have too much work.
I'll try over the next few days just for you anon.
Squib
>>123374976
its time.
>>123374823
I want to go to war with Callie and Marie! And not just have them give me arbitrary intel!
>>123374943
Because both the Inkbrush and Octobrush have had both of their loadouts locked on-disc since release.
>>123374976
>>123375101
Pedos pls go
>>123374161
>>123374552is there any more of this
girls that fat aren't sexy but they can be cute
s q u i b
>>123375473
SQUIB
>>123375101
>>123375607
>supporting baby fuckers
I want to throw darts into Callie's tentacles!
>>123375607
Squib cult
>>123375708
Squib is for cute not lewd!
>>123375738
I want to throw darts into your face
squibs are forced! FORCED!
>>123375840
Unsportsmanlike
>>123375153
>Still no Octobrush Nouveau
I went form disappointed to platinum mad and now I'm numb to it. Watch when it finally does come out I won't even buy it from Sheldon.
>>123372454
>This is still up
Maybe they really just don't care
>>123375768
Tell that to the artist who wants to draw squib porn
>>123375882
Where did the term 'squib' even come from?
>>123375708
>defending fictional children
They're not real anon, and they never will be.
>>123376027
>there is nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with toddlers
>>123375997
It came from squib
>>123375882
Nope.
>>123376097
You need to get a grip on reality anon.
>>123375997
squid baby and sm4sh's desire to name everything.
>>123375997
harry potter
>>123374161
>>123374552
>>123376278
Breathing heavy because she's FAT
HA
>>123375997
>A squib is a miniature explosive device used in a wide range of industries, from special effects to military applications. It resembles a tiny stick of dynamite, both in appearance and construction, although with considerably less explosive power.
>>123376218
You need to get a grip on reality and realize that fantasizing about sex with children is something only freaks do.
>>123376398
Nobody cares that the fictional species is a child but you anon. You're the one obsessed over that detail.
>mad roller baby leaves because we'd rather fuck around instead of actually inking turf
>>123376385
See this is why this shit isn't allowed.
It's universally taboo to want to fuck a juvenile bomb.
>>123375997
>Squibs were a sentient species from Skor II known for collecting, trading, and haggling. Adult Squibs had humanoid bodies that averaged a meter in height.
>>123376359
no bully the chubby Marie
>>123376618
>chubby
>>123376506
I hate people like you.
>>123375336
>girls that fat aren't sexy
Oh no
Tumblr is coming
I think I already hear helicopters
>>123373213
Christ you could rest a glass on that right tit.
>>123376650
I love you too baby.
tfw your favorite clothing has a shit ability
Will they ever buff ink saver sub?
>>123376506
back to tumblr with you
>>123376853
I hope they do buff Ink Saver Sub. It feels pretty much pointless right now.
>>123376398
Sperging out over other peoples' thoughts about fictional characters is also something only freaks do.
At least the pedos know they're freaks.
>>123376853
It's not that bad. It's really handy on weapons that rely on Suction Bombs, such as the Splash-O-Matic and Hero Roller, because it gives you a few more shots after throwing one.
>>123377053
>At least the pedos know they're freaks.
>>123376856
Lead the way.
Plunder Callie's booty!
>>123377363
Oh lord that booty.
It's amazing she doesn't knock the planet out of orbit when she walks.
>want to squad
>only 20 minutes left in rotation
>next is moray/saltspray zones
>>123377534
Callie's butt is a miracle
>>123377854
make a private lobby instead
GGs Alex
>>123377854
>moray/saltspray zones
Next 4 hours are going to be great
>>123377854
>next is moray/saltspray zones
Guess I'm not playing squads for the next 4 hours.
>>123378105
I don't know what it is, but bikini ties give me shivers.
Any relatively simple translation requests
I'm kind of sick of working on the marriage story right now
I could lay the text over the image too if it's not too complicated (just let me know if you'd like my translation to be more strict or liberal)I might just have to turn it away if I can't read it, sorry
New octobully sketchshe stole her zap fish plushie
>>123378690
Hmm
Think you could give this one a look over?
Anyone wants to private lobby?
Nnid: Konloeyletsplay
>>123379036
Exceptional stuff
Keep at it
>shit rotation
what we need is our lord and savior scarth to come and free us from this shit rotation with one of his private lobbies
scarth lobby when?
So what are you going to say anon?>saying no to a meaty octoling
>>123379543
>>123379489
Im free and will host one in about an hour, but by all means start your own now
>>123379489
>7am
Let the poor guy have his cereals before nagging him to host a lobby.
>>123379036
They should reconsile and become friends!Its what I did with the bullies at my school.
>>123379697
>marrying a fucktoy
They lost the war. They're literally less than dirt. You don't need to marry them to do whatever you want with one.
>>123379697
Goddamn filth
Get out of that dress before you get your Octopus germs all over it
>>123379697Meaty tentacles are better then meaty thighs
Sell your soul to the Tentatek brand.
>>123380049
Please stop posting this
You're going to break my heart.
>>123380150
WHO MADE THIS THIS IS AWESOME I NEED KRAK-ON!
Zekko's clothes are known for a rough-around-the-edges look that's popular with the skate-punk crowd. A lot of up-and-coming Turf War players wear this brand into battle!
>>123380150
>>123380738
These are fantastic
>>123380738
KRAK-ON
R
A
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l
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Ndid you make them?
>>123380150
>>123380738
Is there a compilation of these somewhere?
>>123380880
Krak-on will happen when it happens.ZipJPN on Twitter is who's animating these.
>>123380150
>>123380738
>Running off data
>Internet can't load webm
Is there a way to bookmark these for watching later?
>>123380993
Just watch them on the guy's Twitter later when you get home. There's audio I had to disable because -moot.
>worst mode
>worst stages
Well fuck this game for now tbhfam. I'll be back in 3,5 hours
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>123381363
>best mode
>best stages
Well fuck this game its so beautiful
I'll be back in 3.5 hours
ftfy
>>123381541
Get in line fucker
Squad anyone? ID is Mezzdith
>>123381541
Not just any Inkling, you don't wanna go accidentally fucking a Humboldt Squid or something.
>SZ
>TC
>SZ
where the fuck is rainmaker you fucks!
>>123382184
Why does everyone fawn over Rainmaker? It's the hardest to recover from if shit goes south.
>>123382272
most fun mode as long as its not on one of the broken "game ends in 5 seconds" maps
SCARTH WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PRIVATE LOBBY
>>123382369
You're a few hours too early for the kiwi
>>123382369
Did you adapt some of his autism?
Jesus christ
>>123381732
Friended.
>>123382369
make your own, fag
>>123382362
>"game ends in 5 seconds" maps
6500 points in 5 seconds sounds like fun to me.
>>123382991
This, I don't know why multiple people are depending on a select individual to start up a private lobby instead of just playing among themselves.
>>123382369
I hope I can get in fast enough to steal your spot when it happens. Only nice people deserve to rub elbows with the nice kiwi.
why would you want a splash wall secondary with a bucket? its already an ink hungry weapon as is, along with absolutely rekting anyone within range. the kraken special is obviously good but honestly the triple bucket still has the best perks.
>>123362674
>monoprice
The one I got stopped working, haha
>went back to best buy to return something
>buy yet another adaptor
>this one works
oh BABY are there any squads up?
>>123384906
what if judd were a doggo
>>123384906
All the holes?
>>123385053
sauce?
YOU SAID AN HOUR WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SCARTH
>>123385053
he would be named reff
>>123385286
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
>>123385320
I-if people want a private lobby, I can make one.
NNID:Oraxel
>towers and rig sz
just fuck my rank up
>>123385320
Nice.
>>123385286
I'm here now, but does >>123385637 want to continue hosting?
>>123379139
>It's the 6th Splatfest punishment game! *clapclap*
>Busted↓
>What was that?
>Punishment game
>← Saved
>This time, the punishment game is... "I wonder what's inside the box?" Alright then, two people, please~
>Wha? Eh... I... you... huh... What!?
>Wait a minute! I have to do it, too!!????
>Yeah? You lost, right?
>No way... I caught her, you know? I nearly didn't even participate in the actual Splatfest, so isn't it weird for me to have to do the punishment game?? (TL: Unsure about that translation) You should only make the Octolign do it... I don't understand why I should have to
>But Marie, you were on Team Octopus, weren't you?
>Remind me, did Team Octopus win?
>We lo... lost...
>Give it up... Marie (Dunno what that says, sorry)
>Look who's talking!!
>>123385904
You can host, I don't need to if you're here now.
>>123385904
probably easier if you do since mostly everyone has you added already
>>123386167
>I caught her, you know?
*I was trapped
Sorry
>>123385320
10/10
>>123386178
>>123386191
That's fine, I just don't want to feel like Im saying 'Im here now, go away' or something.
So if you're still okay with that, I'll start in 10 mins
NNIDscarth23
Format is ranked private lobby, TC SZ RM on most maps, no restrictions on rank, abilities or weapons.
>>123374976
Is this cropped porn?
Link to full pic? I'm curious.
>>123386482
kill yourself
>>123386482
die
>>123386607
That's not what I asked for.
>>123386607
that's not what he asked for
>>123386607
these aren't the droids you're looking for
>>123386482
here
full and uncensored
>>123386864
This is a blue board you sick Pedo fuck.
>>123386864
Oh thank god
Callie and Marie are cute!
CUTE!
>>123386763
>he
>>123386482
There's no such thing as Squib porn, despite what you may have been led to believe. Nobody has drawn anything lewd with Squibs yet anywhere.
>>123387058
>>123387142
>has
>>123387058
>>123386448
Starting
>>123387257
>style
>>123387150
fucking SJWs
>>123387430
coming
>>123387150
Good
Speak no evil
>>123376398
While you are correct, I don't see what the big deal is.
Wow, I did not realise you could take the rainmaker up the middle right on depot without taking the grating. I need to recon more.
>>123387507
Help why is this squib so lewd
>>123387507
>>123387909
This is the picture that pedo always posts while he's lamenting over the lack of baby porn
I don't like it at all
>>123387875
You're imagining things anon.
>>123387909
>qt belly
why can't people make art of grown squids with bellies?
that's one fresh squid desu
>>123388041
You sound paranoid.
>>123388193
I think this is the closest I have.
Notice me, BumNuggler senpai
>splatted at 1
eyyyy
>>123387718
It's just not morally correct. Even if you're on 4chan there are folks that are sensitive to this topic, why? It's morally incorrect.
Your anonimity here isn't an advantage to post disgusting stuff like that, and if you do you're just a coward.
>>123388414
WITNESSED
>>123388394
>>123388581
He clearly said grown.
>>123388693
...Yes?
>>123388693
I just figured he meant more grown than squibs.
>>123388693
Inklings mature at 14, the age when they can hold their human forms. Those are mature specimens of their species. Get over resemblance to human children, because they're not humans.
Anybody got a squad or lobby that needs one more?
>>123388798
If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's basically a damn duck.
>>123388887
pleb: the opinion
>>123388798
It's never said that they're fully mature at that point, just that that's when they can kid/squid. They could very well have more maturation to do. Makes sense, since they're called "kids".
>>123388798
I see this all the time but I just don't get it
Pedophiles clearly want to fuck them because they look like children, so how is it not pedophilia
>Muh 1000 year old vampire lolis
>>123388798
>callie, marie, and the captain don't exist
>>123388887
Shut the fuck up.
Hosting a private lobby now
NNID: Konloeyletsplay
Just join, anything welcome
>>123388394
thanks this is pretty good
>tfw I only have landwhale and obese art to wank too
>>123388693
This is fine
>>123389085
>still thinking Callie and Marie are any different than PC Inklings
Stop basing your judgements on fanart.
>>123389457
They're a full head taller, what are you talking about.
>>123388193
because the only canon grown squid is capn cuttlefish
>>123389457
>>123389541
That's so they look normal size at a distance, just like the giant villagers in Mario Kart 8. People have datamined their models.
The new splatling is really fuckingfun
>>123389457
>>123389664
Yes, and I have those models. Their proportions are completely different.
>>123389664
>>123389724
>completely different
>literally the PC squid resized a little bigger
That's not how proportions work. Adults aren't giant kids.
How do I Splatling? I decided to try the Splatling out and wonder if there's a good "Baby's first Splatling"? I was thinking about just going with the vanilla Splatling but any suggestions would be welcomed. Also it seems that Run Speed is the universal ability suggested for the Splatling is there anything else that's warranted on the Splatling?
>splatting Twarz at the end
>>123389876
Depends on what you're using. Ink recovery/ink saver main is always good too. Babies first splatling is probably the mini.
Who wants to squad?nnid carrotze I won't dc anymore I promise
>>123389861
>literally the PC squid resized a little bigger
Sure, bud, sure. Go ahead and think that, I'm done wasting my time with someone who's too delusional to just pay attention to the game.
>>123390064
Put it up, I hate this rotation but I still wanna play.
>>123390179
Nice comeback. You're right to back out when you realize you're wrong.
Bum, you wanna set up a lobby?
>>123390286
I'm actually having some pretty good fun with it. Twin?
>>123390064
Sign me up, sent friend request. YoshimaNeg
why are pedophiles so retarded
>>123390420
>
>>123390442
Lobby is up.
2/4 squadnnid carrotze
>>123390479
because prudes are so easily offended by fictional things
>>123390545
>lobby is up
A squad or a private lobby?
GGs Scarth squad, I gotta head out now.
7/8 Scarth lobby
>>123390852
Good games
>>123389876
to get a good idea of what splatlings do the mini is an alright start, quick charge time so you can actually fight up close. generally the most aggressive of the splatlings
the heavy and hydra are more defensive and support due to their long range and huge charge/burst fire time, learning how to use them effectively won't be quick and easy
skills that are good are run speed (absolute must have), ink saver main and ink recovery as they all chew up ink fast as well as being unable to recover any while charging. some say bomb sniffer but personally i don't find much use in it, others might though.
damage up can be useful for the heavy and hydra as it decreases your needed shots to kill at max range, very handy on certain stages.
good luck with best guns, anon
Kill all pedophiles
Hey, moonrune man, do you just want to twin squad for now?
>>123390960
Sure
>>123390814
Private lobby.
>>123390901
joining in a minute, probably will get clucked out of the spot though
