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Last thread: >>123226450
First for wanna do a tourney tonight
I run this general.
Mr. Game and Watch!
so when are those DLC costumes coming sakurai?
spacebooty
>>123298612
The game of life
anyone else unable to connect to the server
>>123298863
Fresh off the boat, from smash 4, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this snash sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no tag, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long in melee by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking smash 4 friends would like. None of that here. You don't ledge trump. You don't infinite air dodge. This ain't smash 4, kid. This is melee. We have REAL advanced tech, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to smashboards, you Alpharad watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of smash pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a Marth main.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>123298159
Sorry pal, Wii has literally lost its mind and won't connect to the internet anymore.
Leaders of /ssbg/
Pher
Chronos
Falafel
>>123298912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A6uUUDX1OO
>>123298697
http://challonge.com/memetuesday30
Done.
tourney starts at 7 est check in begins 6:30
![346-1145[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VMnP9CF.jpg "346-1145[1].jpg")
>>123298997
>tfw fate doesn't want me to play you
It's cool anon. Maybe later then.
Anyone else up for 1v1s?
NNID -Tag7191
gg's dubs i gotta head out
>>123298517
>making a new thread right at the bump limit
>not waiting for page 10
This your first day on 4chan newfag?
>>123298912
I want tocuddlethat spacebooty
>>123299196
I always join these but it never starts what gives?
>>123299119
FUCK OFF......penta....
>barst and tag return
This general is toast.
>>123299364
GGs langston
Does anyone want to fill in? Need one for dubs.
Smash literally takes minutes to load up from quick start recently. Think my Wii is fucked
>>123299601
It always takes forever to start up its normal.
>>123298956
Hey, I may have started at the third game, but that doesn't mean the magic of play Smash Bros for the first time was any less than it was for you. I got Brawl when I was 6 and it was the best thing in the world to me. I have now played every game in the series and participated in tournaments, obviously practiced tech and played online and netplay, and have over 72% win rate thingy. I could play every character(with a warmup) and have collected all the trophies, (minus some rare ones). I love all games, and Melee is actually my favorite. Sure, I came late too the party, but that doesn't mean I party any less hard.
>>123299529
Added
>>123299601
No that's normal
>>123299524
*unsheathes shitposting*
GGs, Legendary Cobalt Memer
sorry amduseus. I'll come back if you want.
barst honestly is legendary i want to connect with him and discuss shitposting strategies
how cna i get in touch with him outside of 4chan?
>all this retarded shitposting
Only fucking time I agree with penta the master shitposting mind, why is barst still allowed here?
>>123299872
I guess dubs just died.
GGs dudes
GG dubs, that was fun. Ganondorf truly takes the most brainpower.
>>123299119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uYmPlkjqBJ
>>123300072
Hosting
>>123300118
why is falkore still allowed here when we all already know that he is the retarded autist who keeps complaining about certain regulars?
>>123300284
Why is Chazo still allowed?
Why is Moxy still allowed?
Why is Kokonoe still allowed?Because there is nothing you can do about it.
>>123300447
>Because there is nothing you can do about it.
More like because the inner circlejerk here runs the general
They account for the majority of the regulars here, so whatever they say goes, and if they want to continue playing and chatting with blantant shitposters than they'll never leave
>>123300921
its 4chan fuck off
>>123300447
Well, gotta start with cancer like you, huh?
>>123300921
Except that no one likes barst and chazo and kokonoe hate each other
>>123300921
>continue playing and chatting with blantant shitposters than they'll never leave
reminder that every mention of their name also encourages shitposters
![2927151047_64acfc1215_z[1].jpg_zz=1.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xRAs2Bw.jpg "2927151047_64acfc1215_z[1].jpg_zz=1.jpg")
>>123300130
Everything I touch dies. Not looking good for thanksgiving's day at all with me cooking.
Anyone up for 1v1s?
NNID -Tag7191
>Barst
http://pastebin.com/LSege5MQ
ok guys i need some major help here. can ANYONE tell me the best way to beat the sword faggots with Mario? I have no idea how to even get to them cause all they do is use their air moves and its super safe for the faggots so i cant get in. So what do?
Managed to revive the internet hurrah! Can finally do 1v1s, anyone?
>>123301227
Wait until they make something unsafe, grab, down throw, you win.
64/Melee/PM?
>>123301227
Work on perfect shielding, I know it can be a bit of a hassle to do online with the 10 buffer but Mario has super good frame data and can take advantage of perfect shields quite well.
>>123301325
room's up
>>123301227
No sword user has a safe on shield aerial unless at maximum spacing. When they jump run under and shield. Then grab or nair OoS if they're behind you.
>>123301227
Mario man here, most swordies don't have a projectile so 'condition' them with fireballs in the neutral. Most of Mario's neutral is running around shielding anyway so wait for them to swing and punish. Most swordies also have relatively long cool downs on their moves
>>123301075
>Except that no one likes barst and chazo and kokonoe hate each other
Not true
The circlejerkers all love each other. Even lister, who went on a hate tirade smackdown on chazo still chats with him in the synchtube like they are buddies
>>123301381
Host 64.
>>123301649
0dfd9503
Why is every Mario the same
games anyone?
>>123301075
>no one likes barst
speak for yourself, hombre
>>123300206
>>123301821
I can play. Sent a request.
>>123302170
I haven't seen this copypasta in aeons
>playing for glory
>get paired up with falcon shitter
>pick marth
>shitter rolls to hell and back
>predict his shit constantly
>does typical roll and jab
>he's on last stock at high percent
>rolls
>predict and fsmash
>just barely out of range
>he uses fsmash too
>it hits
How the fuck does falcon have more range than a sword user?
>thanksgiving break
>oh boy let's check up on my old pals at /ssbg/
>all this shitposting
I see you guys have gotten even worse.
What a fucking shithole
>>123302149
hostin
>>123302170
someone post the vocaroo please? ive been wanting it for ages
>>123302323
To be perfectly fair >>123301741 and >>123302170 aren't original posts
>>123302170
Wait is this for or against dedede I can't tell
>>123301738
You mean every Sword bitch and projectile cunt?
>>123301957I love you Penta!
That was a pretty good swordfight
>>123302474
Is there a vocaroo? Is it funny at least?
>>123302534
I checked out the past few threads
They are pretty shit m8
>>123302287
Because Falcon's Fsmash moves Falcon forward
Shitposting afternoon
in the topic of smash, false keitaro and nakat are going to xanadu today so that might be fun
>>123301738
Because mario is the baby mode character.
>>123302892
Nice shitposting hub guys
>>123303034
fuck them they're cancer
>>123301227
Mario's limbs stretch and expand like beach balls for his powerful superquick moves and still can't account for the enormous jank hitboxes they get. Mario mains deserve no sympathy, you have everything on everyone. Only the swordie characters with massive swords actually outreach you, and you know those are slow as fuck to the point where they're just utterly hopeless against a character like Mario.
>>123303034
I'm pretty hype about that.Before I looked them up on the ssbwiki I thought Nakat and Keitaro were related
>>123301738
Because the character is easy to play, so optimizing the gameplay is easy.
>>123303224
>everything on everyone
Suuuuuuure we can go with that.
>play smash bros melee
>play fox
>press up+B while trying to recover
>"BUN-YA!!!!!"
>??????
>someone tries to convince me that it's some moonspeaker trying to say "FIRE"
>press up+B again and again, listening for an "F" sound or an "R" sound, or even an "L" sound like moonspeakers do instead of R
>"BUN-YA!!!!!"
>"BUN-YA!!!!!"
>"BUN-YA!!!!!"
>mfw
>>123300447
Fuck off falkore, you're the worst regular by far
http://strawpoll.me/5745345/r
>>123303034
>Boss is going
How hard will he choke?
>>123303820
how is barst only 10th?
Nice regulars:
Kinuski
Zmazh
Ty
Peridot
Alice
Pher
Falafei
Jacob
Generally chill, helpful, and are fun to play against
Chronic shitposters:
Chazo
Anti-Chazo
Penta
Panchito
Falkore
Chronos
Jakejazz
Kokonoe
Krakhead
Index
Need to leave immediately
Ded:
FOE
Kami
Demitus
Keykeyy
Barst
Tag
Wozzler
RIP
>>123303875
Boss will top 3. I'm on a roll so screencap this
>>123303936
He took a long break and isn't as cancerous as that edgy wallpunching child
>>123304060
>barst comes back and starts posting in the thread
>immediately shitposting
coincidence?
>>123303971
>making a list like this
>on a board where nearly everyone posts as Anon
ok dude i'm sure you've got some rad conspiracy theory about which anons are which
>>123304149
the only shitposting i've seen since he's gotten back is a few unzips and people shitting on him
>>123303936
He is back, I expect him to go up some places in the following weeks
>>123304240
This
>people think barst and tag are the same person
>destroy barst, but cant take stocks off tag
why is tag a shitter again?
>>123304237
>mad because he's on the list
>>123304240
Are you retarded?
Did you miss all the namedropping and pastas?
>>123304747
>name dropping and pastas have been going on for the past month or two
>i-it's tag and barst! they brought it!
ok
>>123304240
I consider people making ironic useage of the word "literally" blatant shitposting.
>>123305090
I bet you think penta is innocent too, huh?
How retarded are you?
GGs tag, I fucking suck tonight. Your falcon is decent.
GGs, kid
*Vanishes from lobby*
ggs amduseus
>>123305269
Next time, don't waste my time kid
>>123304240
Problem is that him doing his harmless unfunny shitposting attracts the other shitposters that will use him as a scapegoat. Expect some namecalling, old panchito/alice shitposting and way more shitting on falkore and moxy posts in the next days
GGs anh
>>123305269
You only took 2 stocks off of him out of the entire 10+ games I used him though.
Anyone else up for 1v1s?
NNID -Tag7191
w-why don't you guys like me?
>>123305172
I really don't care about regular drama, but attributing shitposting that's been going on for months to people that came back like these past two weeks is retarded.
>>123305567
*Materializes*
Grr... You're not the real Barst, tough guy!
>>123305567
Because
*unzips shitpost*
>>123305502
>unfun
>He's never *unzipped* with barst and other anons
Don't knock it til you try it, kid.....
>>123302826
You're not wrong
>>123305567
host
>>123305668
Except that shitposting died down back when penta left
>>123305723
>He didn't witness yesterday's story where Barst was finally defeated by a cumshot
>>123305562
Yeah, I said you were good?
Anyone 1v1? NNID Holford92
>>123305562
I wonder if you are literally autistic. you came out as an asshole with this post even if it wasn't your intention
>>123306014
You host.
Send me a friend request
>>123305886
>Barst
>The legendary hero, and the only man who can wield the ultimate katana, mukhatsuhen.
>A man who can tear apart dimensions at will
>Defeated by cum
I think I'm one of the very few who actually enjoys fighting Rosaluma. It's fun seeing how quickly I can get rid of Luma and then beat up a defenseless Rosa.
Smash bros. ladies and gentlemen
>>123306174
You are unique.
>>123305668
And you are retarded for not seeing the difference between the "same old" shitposting and "new" shitposting that happened immediately upon barst's return
>>123306014
added and hostingWozzler doesn't post with a name tag
>>123305842
Prove it, anon.
Shitposting goes on in every thread, and changes in amount depending on the time of day.
>>123305959
You called his falcon "decent". That pretty much means its mid tier, there are better words you could have used.
Best > excellent > great > good > alright > decent > mediocre > meh > bad > god awful > why are you trying
>>123306174
Do we have any decent rosas here?
I'd like to fight one, all of them on FG are bad.
>>123305959
To be fair, you said he was decent
>>123306071
Hostin
>>123302454
GGs man, it's been a while since I fought a legit D3.
>>123306278
I consider decent to be a synonym for good, otherwise I wouldn't have pointed it out. Would you rather I suck his dick and say it's the best Falcon I've ever faced?
>>123306315
That's not him. Wozzler hasn't been here in 6 months.
>all this drama
Who wants to play?
1v1?
>>123306315
Don't fall for the wozzler troll anon.
>>123306392
GGs
Pretty nasty Bowser Jr and Fox you got there
was fun
>>123306174
Fighting her depends on who i'm playing that match. But playing as rosaluma is the most stressful thing I've experienced playing smash bros.
I jab a few times, get a grab>up throw>up air, and then I worry if i'm doing this right as I watch luma careening off stage while I start rolling harder than a pothead in cali. I can never tell how much she's supposed to get off of a punish nor what to do to keep luma from dying every few seconds.
>>123306434
Perfect timing. pls host
>>123306429
He wasn't here even before I joined this general. I think he only plays melee and pm now.
>>123306434
I'd play you if you weren't so fucking shit at this game, faggot.
>jmans d3
sick desperation dash attack
Does anybody want to play some 1v1s/2v2s/FFAs/memes?
Looking to start up an FFA room
NNID ProfessorKokonoe. Room will go up when we have 4.
>>123306707
>>123306704
I'll play
>>123306675
kek
>>123306604
waste of time
Anybody else looking for 1v1s?No SD happy zelda mains please
>>123306707
I'd be down
>>123306707
I'll hop in if we get another, provided I don't lag like I think I did last time.
>>123306692
You mad Chazo?
>>123301195
>Alice defending penta
>penta proceeds to save all the conversation to make himself look better and out barst as the shitposter everyone already knew he was
>>123306707
when is the room going up?
>>123307440
When I get invites from people who don't have me added
Last chance for sign ups
http://challonge.com/memetuesday30
>>123307596
>this is actually a thing
FFA room is up, join for dumb shit
Professo rKokonoe
>>123307745
why didn't you let falkor in?
Looking for 2v2 or FFA matches.
>>123307810
letting in falkuck
no
>>123306887
>No contest
Wut?
>>123306014
disconnnected?
>random comm errors on starting the match and trying to rejoin
Welp, I guess FFAs aren't going to work for me tonight. Anyone for 1v1s instead?
>>123308118
Dunno just got the no contest screen. I'm down to keep playing.
>>123308137
added and hosting.
I think there was a mass disconnection
>game freezes and then no contests
??????????????
>>123308137
Nevermind. The guy I got disconnected from rejoined. My b
>>123308452
something tells me this isn't going to work out
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>there's no tourney tonight
Servers are apparently dying, guess FFAs aren't going to happen tonight. Back to FF7 for me, sorry guys.
>>123308468
>>123308272
You know, I'm not sure pointing me to somebody who wants the exact opposite of what I want is a good idea. That isn't to say I'm against trying again, but it would probably bea waste of time.
Or servers are dying and it doesn't matter what I try. Thanks, Sakurai.
looking for 1v1s
>>123308604
last call >>123307596
>>123308718
host
>>123308691
I just wanted to play. Thanks.
>>123308886
hosting
>>123308728
>*there's no actual tourney tonight
>>123308996
I assumed it was just a witty anon pointing out that there was a request for games a few posts above. If you're actually fine with 1v1sand the servers don't dieI'll gladly play some. Just try not to take my sarcasticlack ofwit too seriously.
>>123309181
I dunno if this is a good thing or not. All the shitposters play in the tourney so they're pre-occupied for a while.
>>123309181
that's a good thing.
the tournaments were circlejerk hubs that bred shitposting
Looking for 1v1s again
>>123308886
NNID?
>>123309301
I think it is slightly odd that people hate on Chazo's tourney so much yet whenever anyone seems to offer an alternative people aren't into it.
>>123309339
Yeah, man, it's not like this thread isn't half shitposting anyway.
>>123309375
this desu
>>123309375
>offer an alternative
There aren't any alternatives.
Let me know when someone has a stream up for a tournament and I'll join in a heartbeat
Would anyone be able to stream a Smash 4 tournament in about an hour?
>>123309517
Does it have to be streamed for people to hype about it?
Did I just die to a downair at 70%?
or was that an fsmash?
>>123308118
Thanks for the butt kick. GGs.
>>123309695
It was bair.
Rage is a perfectly balanced mechanic.
>>123306014
GGs. N64.You're off your game fox.
>>123309368
i would FUCK chara
>>123309517
If its a tourney not related to >>123299196
guess I can stream it
>>123309838
>fucking corpses
>>123309552
Why are you so desperate to circlejerk
>>123309656
Seriously? Because people join these things to circlejerk
>>123309853
I can put up a bracket, link to channel?
>>123309838
panchito I swear to fucking god
>>123309853
Is this the death of chazo's shitposting breeding hubs?Please let it be
>>123309932
twitch/yuukadorf I guess
>>123309902
desu I don't see an issue
>>123310110
>dorf
WELP
never mind then
>>123310140
it's not very healthy
the bottom of dreamland should be angled desu
1v1s anyone? Or is this tourney actually going down?
>>123310183
thats fine
>>123310217
Forgot NNID:Holford92
>>123310110
Let's try it.
http://challonge.com/tourneytuesdayx
Starts in an hour and 15 minutes.
>>123310268
You planning on spending Thanksgiving with the family, Dorf?
>>123310217
>>123310359
Added, I'll throw up a room.
>>123310546
Stop circlejerking
>>123310140
>>123309838
Chara is not for fucking
GGs Gyromate
>>123310546
Don't know we don't really do Thanksgiving usually go to a relatives place no more questions please
>>123310664
I'm not
The joke is that he has no family, only bux
>>123310664
The circlejerk literally runs these threads.
They account for the majority of the general, so you can't keep them from blogging and treating the threads like a skype hangout
>>123310736
GGs
I need to really get better with Pit.
you guys ever think about what Palutena's farts smell like?
sometimes I am thinking about it and can't do my work properly
>>123310497
This is a dawning of a beautiful, Chazo-less future
reminder that ashley is SHIT
>>123310497
>shitposting all over the thread
>penta was in the thread the whole time
Okay, there's NO fucking way he wasn't involved in any of the shit in the thread
>>123311119
Adelaide is much better
>>123311119
blah blah host>NNID wozzler>waifu posting you know the drill
>>123311236
he just wants to give his returning shitpost partner a warm welcome. Can you really blame him?
>>123311236
i posted twice and it was blatantly obvious
>>123311236
There's no way barst wasn't involved somewhat in the shitposting either
The substitution tourney will begin in 1 hour.
http://challonge.com/tourneytuesdayx
>>123311664
>penta
http://strawpoll.me/6094270
http://strawpoll.me/6094270
http://strawpoll.me/6094270
http://strawpoll.me/6094270
http://strawpoll.me/6094270
>>123311984
Yes to the first, no to the second
>>123311984
Reminder that doing stuff like this just makes it worse.
>>123311984
Real talk. Is there anybody worst than those two in the history of /ssbg/?
>>123310547
GGs. Nice to fight against a decent metaknight for once.
>>123312193
stop shitposting
>>123312507
Good games. I'm not sure if I'm terrible at playing against foxes online or every fox I've played is just really good. I'm going to go with the latter. Also,
>decent
Anybody else for 1v1s?
>>123312507
>Madoka
>Decent MK
>>123312507
his metaknight isn't that good. keeps doing the same patterns
>>123312592
you've been "shitposting" too buddy
>>123312507
>He hasn't fought wozzler's mk
>>123312193
>Forgetting that nignog with the voice of a gay white kid
>Forgetting the guy who mains characters like DDD, Pacman, and Dog
>Forgetting the cringy blog and cosplay
Sir if anyones a faggot on this board, it's Chazo.
>>123312632
>le epic make fun of people for no reason meme
Oh /ssbg/ you're so funny and charming!
>>123312807
You didn't even mention his self-centered egotistic personality and lack of respect for others
The substitution tourney will begin in 45 minutes.
Bracket with rules and sign-ups: http://challonge.com/tourneytuesdayx
Stream: twitch yuukadorf
>>123312627
>Decent
Not quite good. Not quite terrible. Fun to play against. Which I'd take as a compliment cause gud MK mains are huge faggots
>>123312884
Okay, I guess Madoka is at least decent but I could rip that shit up in like 15 seconds
>>123312994
Rude
>>123312915
Is he still in that phase of "I'm the greatest custom map maker in the world"?
>>123312647
lol no
only your types of posts are shitposts: >>123312193
>>123312994
Ah, the age-old fighting game dilemma of being either bad or a faggot. Too bad for me I get to be both.
>>123312995
NNID?
>>123313307
I dunno about the image, but the poster just screams "gigantic faggot"
>be Meleefag
>TO of local scene adds Street Fighter IV to the roster of games
>huge turnout the first week
>haven't played SF in years but why not enter another game
>try to play chun-li and spam like I used to, get destroyed by an Elena
>everyone makes fun of me and they steal my Madcatz game stick
>get called 'smelly' and 'autism'
>never fucking go there again
>>123313443
>NNID?There comes a time when the student surpasses the master
>>123313575
try wake up ultra
>>123311330
>adelaide
It's Adeleine, family. She is soooo much better.
>>123313575
If you let a bunch of nerds do this to you, you deserve it.
>>123313732
I forgot about this side of Barst
>>123313307
Literally anyone can make a screenshot like that, anon.
All it takes is a few friends and the nicknaming ability in skype.
>>123313691
That's a pretty long NNID, how about you just add me instead?
>>123313950
Not him, but that picture is true. But it's from a really old skype group from a year ago that penta created when he was in his shitposting prime
>>123313443
Well when you look at it that way...
>>123314043
You already added me a long time ago
