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HoP is a shitter
Berlin Station when?
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images/porn!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
first for no more waifusyay
First for make death meaningful.
First for ling needs an overhaul.
>>123267786
fourth for turn based ss13 when?
>>123267786
Fifth for doble agents needs an overhaul.
>>123267712
Can't. Medical players are even more entitled and vocally bitchy than Science players.
seventh for marcia and natalya and ginger and molly as good waifusbut not the jewess
>>123267964
>ginger
ginger isn't a good waifu. she is rude, cold, and not a very good roleplayer.
>>123268043
>rude, cold
uwot
>not a very good roleplayer
i guess
>>123268147
okay, rude MIGHT be debatable, but she's cold and very distant to you no matter how you talk to her
not very good qualities for a waifu
>>123268043
ginger is more or less completely confirmed by unknown sources to be a ponyfag
How do waifus work? How does one obtain such items?
>>123268304
Abstain from sex for 30 years and one will be mailed to you by post.
Oh god just stop
>>123268043
>>123268196
I'm sorry if I come off that way - I don't mean to, I like people, I'm just bad with them. I can't really roleplay so I don't.
The waifu thing is weird and you people are weird but it's ultimately your business and not mine.
>>123268234
I don't watch that show. SJ is not a good source of information.
>>123268304
Act cold and distant, and sentimental after a while, but don't be gay or gray, that's where yahir failed.
>>123268304
a step-by-step guide to how2getwaifu, by one of the serb's literally-who husbandos;
>step one; be nice to them. don't act like a dick to them. this is relatively straightforward.
>two; avoid spaghetti. do not immediately let on that you want to have 32x32 relations with them, this will creep them out.
>three: attempt friendship with desired waifu. this may seem counterintuitive to your desires, but it provides at the least a fall-back if your plans do not work out.
>four: make sure you can spare time to talk with them about stuff
>five: play an interesting character. make up a backstory for them, all that bay shit. go crazy. nobody wants to date Glubs Mcgraytide.
>six: attempt to work in close quarters with them, or at least in the same department.
>seven: stop being a faggot and be a man (as much of a man as your pathetic pixel-chasing ass can be, anyways); ask them out IC. you'll probably get friendzoned, but do it anyways.
>eight: remember that proper relationships will draw attention in the thread and you will more than likely garner your share of shitposters. ignore them, they don't matter. you have your waifu, you can be happy now.until she ditches you for shiggy/me/italus. :^)
>>123267964
>>123268043
>>123268147
>>123268196
>>123268234
>>123268494
Just to be sure, which Ginger?
>>123268849
Ginger O'Meech
>>123268921
You wish, shiggy.
>>123268849
theres more than 1?
>>123268921
fuck off shiggy
About waifus.
>last night's shift
>shiggy is acting captain
>asks for a waifumachine on his desk by the shift's end
>RNG hates me
>have a guy shade me in shame
>>123269000
Ginger Kepplinger
Ginger The Pyromancer
Ginger Slabrock
Ginger Ripneck
Ginger Selzwick
Ginger Ulysses
GingerIn your dreams freakin
>>123269101
but anon, 4 of those are already in ic relationships with other players
>>123269101
>Ginger Selzwick
sorry but riley is in a regaytionship with sergei
>>123269173
>sergay and riley
>ic
lol
>>123269249
shitposting aside they are in an ic relationship
>this faggotry
Thank God I play on yurop hours
>>123269296
theyre gay together ic asswell as ooc
>>123269101
>in your dreams Freakin
but I don't WANT Ginger. she's a coworker, not a waifu.
plus, see the five other shitposts about my current IC/OOC relation status.
Hey guise
Guise, I made good idea
What if
we make ghetto nukes????
get this
>grab uranimum
>pour radium on top
>uranium enriches
>grab bowl
>reinforcece with metal
>order pultonium
>put half sphere lump of enriched uranimum in one reinforce bowl
>put other half sphere lump of enriched iranium in other reinforsed bowl
>add guide rails to two bowls
>plac contraption betwen two fuel tanks
>weld guid rails to floor
>add pultonium to one half sphere lump
>add signallers to tank explosion faucets
>explode
Pls cod it thx
what have i been doing wrong with the shards, they don't warm up or emit a lot of plasma for me
>>123269840
That means you are doing it right.
>>123269840
You don't want lots of heat or plasma. The radiation is what feeds the arrays.
You can check how much power it's making in the power monitoring console.
Can I check my ban history?
>>123270164
According to the code, the power emitted is loosely based on 80% oxygen content and current temperature.
Having said that I experimented with intentionally crippling my cooling to let it heat up a bit since it's otherwise fucking ice cold in there and the power gain was insignificant.
You need about 6-7 emitters working through a series of prisms to really get it working, you want to beam to be visually thicker.
>>123270278
Ask an admin. None are on the server right now.
>>123270383
That seems about right, but like you said, you won't really gain much from it.
It's a shame.
>>123270164
What if I want more plasma production to fill the radiation collectors with
>>123267712
>tumblr
GET
>>>/out/
>>123271679
You don't use hot plasma for that, ever.
You could however funnel it into the TEG heat loop if you want.
>>123271679
For your radiation collectors, you want as many mol as possible - that is, the colder the better.
Mommis need rapid construction device IMO, oh and socket wrench for engiborgs and MOMMI by default, and a light replacer that recharges when you get into the charger
>>123271716
b-but i love you 4chan!please dont throw me out
>>123272146
See, I have the opposite opinion. I think that MoMMIs should behave like medieval perceptions of dark spirits. If you say their name, they have to go back to hell (the derelict). Just instantly teleport them out if they are within earshot of their name.
Or make it their name backwards if you want high fidelity.
redipsaton
>>123271792
My loop takes plasma, cools it and filters it into a tank. I want higher plasma output to fill it faster, plus more air means better cooling
>>123272364
Hotter air means less mols and longer cooling time
>>123267964
who is the jewess? :o
>>123272623
Lisa Newell
>>123272721
i guess ive had the honour of not meeting them
are they open as a waifu
>>123272864
No, she's married to Gabe
>>123272623
Ashira.
>>123272623
the one who keeps saying goyim
probably a good player, but not good waifu.
>you will never be a desired Husbando
What am I doing wrong? Is decorating the station not enough?
>>123273286
Did you cover it in plastic?
It wasnice
>>123273286
Need some social skills family.
>>123273370
Thanks anon, Just knowing you liked it makes me want to do it one hundred times over.
>>123273458
be careful, a slutbando can be even worse than a slutfu.
>>123273410
>Not wanting a qt shy awkward husbando
assdad211 more like asswipe211
>>123273849
But I'm a guy.
>>123274581
Oh
That didn't stop Grimlock and Grimlock's guy
So what exactly does the supermatter engine work on? Yeah alright radiation from the shard, but how does it output that? Wiki is no help, it tells you how to make it work not why it works.
>>123274939
Just try shooting lasers at the shard and see what happens! :3
>>123274939
You see all the radiation collectors around the room?
The radiation collectors collect radiation it becomes power.
>>123274939
When heated or hit with energetic beams it emits radiation. Rad collectors that have plasma tanks will produce energy if the radiation hits them.
Has about a 15 tile radius.
>>123273852
What has he done?Is he moisesc's alt?
As >>123275209 said, the collectors need plasma. The more mols in the plasma tank, the better, so supercooled plasma in plasma tanks in radiation collectors is optimal.
>>123274939
The shard emits waves of singularity-type radiation when either subjected to pressure higher, than one atmosphere, excited with an emitter beam or forced to evaporate an object. The singularity-type radiation can be absorbed by radiation collectors, which produe electrical current based on the strength of the current of radiation that they absorb.
>>123275209
What is the plasma used for? Just for cooling?
Could you just build it in space?
>>123274939
Beams and matter make it output radiation, plasma and heat.
If it gets too hot it starts to get damaged, if it reaches 100% or more it explodes and everyone gets affected.
If you touch it with something that something gets destroyed. If you touch it yourself you get destroyed.
Oxygen has a low heat capacity but if makes it output the most energy. 100% O2 makes it glow.
Spacing it won't cool it.
>>123275328
plasma collects the radiation and turns it into watts.
the standard two methods to cool it (so it doesn't overheat and explode) are nitrogen and oxygen. it can be done with plasma, CO2, and N2O but they are inefficient.
the colder the plasma, the more plasma there is to interact with the radiation and produce more power.
Space is a poor conductor of energy and while its fast enough to freeze you if you if you jumped out without a suit on, it would not cool the shard fast enough and it would overheat.
>>123275209
>>123275324
>>123275347
So an Oxyplasma (oxygen for the output, plasma for the high specific heat capacity) mix running into a spacecooling loop would be best?
>>123275297
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=2190
>>123275815
Jesus fucking christ, that nigger's ban-happy.
>>123275736
The absolute best would be 100% oxygen the nearest you can to 0K.
You'll always need plasma for the collectors, extremely cold too.
It depends on what do you want from the thing.
There once was a shard powered by corgi puppies.
Full crystals can fall easily on full oxygen.
>>123275297
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6743
>>123275736
It all comes down to safety. If you want a hot, risky engine that you should keep an eye on go for oxygen. It'll produce more power. If you want a safe, fire up and forget engine go for nitrogen.
Plasma is a middle choice between the two and doesn't really get you great results, and isn't really safe. especially since the shard is producing more plasma and you need to monitor the plasma levels carefully so it doesn't produce so much gas that the cooling loop can no longer fully cool it, leading to runaway heating.
>>123275815
Why the fuck is this person still admin?
>>123276412
He permabans you from all heads for being afk on round start, whereas most admins will ask you why you were braindead, and act accordingly.
>>123275815
>Ignored pms.
>in the ban reason for a player who was obviously AFK when bwoinked
this man could win gold medal in olympic long jump with that powertrip
>>123273286
Just keep being good at your job. Oh, and make sure your character is moderately interesting. Make backstory. To be a decent husbando/waifu you must embrace the bay.
>>123275815
>>123275736
>admins don't ban for SJW reasons
into the trash it goes.nanoui
>>123277172
Didn't mean to quote >>123275736, sorry.
>>123277172
Assdad is le ebin /pol/ friend that wants to fuck children, just ignore him.
>>123275815
Assdad fuck off, you went pretty much braindead round start did nothing to help and even tho you were sitting infront of the cameras for science you didn't check on your only underling in Xenobio who died.
You're lucky the guy only banned you for 12 hours
ITT we spoiler our waifu'sGinger Bitch
>>123278367
qt coming through!kill yourself
>>123278367
I will now post my list of waifus:Sergei, Natalya, Bob, Yahir, Nevill, Will Fitt, a Security Officer whose name i can't remember right nowWhen i say waifu i mean crewmembers i like playing with because they're fun or productive.
>>123278367vox dickgirls
>>123278367Ass to beak
>>123278927
>When i say waifu i mean crewmembers i like playing with because they're fun or productive.
That's just how it starts, bail now. Become part of the Greytide and allow no one close to your heart.
>>123278367
Jakjak, the Waifumachine Man.
I keep getting brigged for trying to get to the asteroid to find him, or he tells me it's too dangerous if I'm a head role.
>>123280935
I'mSenaat, chances are i've been part of the Greytide before you were even playing.
>>123275815
>>123267602
[05:13:30] Unknowmin PM from-Mrpain666: Hello?
[05:12:19] Unknowmin PM from-Mrpain666: I hear you've been sitting there looonngggg time
What a fucking autist.
de-admin when
>>123281850
Why does that text make him an autist? I don't get it.
>>123267815
Already in the game.
>>123281032
>Senaat
>NoAngelite
I, GARRYCK VARUS FAN #1, AM LARGELY DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF! I WILL DEDICATE THE REST OF MY PLAY TIME INTO MAKING SURE YOU NOTICE ME, BY MAKING EXTREMELY AWKWARD ROMANTIC ADVANCES, SPOILING YOU WITH HIGH VALUE ITEMS UP TO AND INCLUDINGFOUR (4) PROVINCES, AND WEARING THE PARADE DRESS JACKET WHEN PLAYING CAPTAIN! I WILL LET YOU DOWN NO FURTHER! JUST YOU WAIT, GARRYCK, I WILL EARN MY WAY ON TO ALL OF YOUR FUTURE LISTS!
>>123275815
He and Ghlor need to go, memes aside.
>>123282286
Don't forget to send me dick picsid/Senaat1
>>123282286
Oh hey Angelite, i forgot you. I also forgot a lot of other people including that Security Officer's name. You're bro-tier as well, though. And you have great taste, Parade Jacket + Cigar + Sunglasses + Cap is the best outfit on the station. Makes you look like the benevolent dictator of a banana republic.
>>123282421
all admins need to die desu senpai.
the game is babysat harder than a college campus
>>123278247
t. assblasted faggot who only wants to contribute to the worsening problem of absolutely horrid admins
Moral of the story is that the guy died in xenobio because it was metaclub, the round sucked because it was metaclub, and a guy got banned for a horrible fucking reason. Because it was Metaclub.
Removed from rotation when?
>>123282140
That's because you're an autist
>>123282675
There are plenty of good adminsCeltfor example is pretty gud
>>123283381
Nice try, Celt
>>123282510
>tfw i've seen Angelite naked although his dick was blurred out
Angelite why did you post a picture of yourself on the Lifeweb forum i could've gone without seeing you naked
>>123283462how big was the blur?
>>123283550The joke is there was no blur
>>123282510
Already sent my whole folder, I'm sure you'll love me now!
>>123282564
Although I can appreciate the white coat, sunglasses and cigar, I don't think it suits me very well. I've always liked the captain's dress and captain's cap as it gives a softer look to you, making you more approachable.Also helps if you have the telebaton on your waste as is it shows that you are ready.
>>123283462
It was a "post your body thread". I posted my fuckin' body. I even warned, hinted, and slightly resisted posting it but the thread welcomed it so I posted it. Still no regrets, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
>>123283258
Boxbabies removed from server when?
>>123282675
Nah.
We still need some admins, but I feel that we might be going beyond a needed threshold of admins, while some are a bit too zealous with their work on the server.
>>123283550
http://lfwb.ru/interzone/index.php?/topic/3172-post-your-body-thread/page-5
See for yourself. Angelite's the only black guy on that page. Or in that game, i imagine.
>>123283938
Here wants to start a post your CC#, pin #, SSN, thread!
I'll start!
>>123284064
There's a few problems here.
1. What is "too zealous"?
2. Are we only bringing this up because we were banned?
3. What is needed?
People change their mind very rapidly when they're the ones getting griffed, compared to when they are griffin.
>>123284681
MY EYES
IT BURRRNNSSSSSS
>>123284773
Haha, sure!
CC#:****-****-****-****
Pin#:****
SSN:*** ** ****
Isn't it cool how 4chan will automatically sensor information like this to prevent identity theft?
>>123284939
I'm mostly just amazed at Angelite's lack of body hair.
Who has that little body hair.
>>123285009
test
****-****-****-****
****
*** ** ****
>>123284681
piece of advice:
dont open the image even its tempting believe me its not fucking worth it
>>123284681
Christ, lifeweb has more issues than we do
>>123284681
>>123284681
is he underage or what? what the fuck is wrong with his hand? am i surrounded by underages? i thought i was playing with grown men and not underages god damn i hate underages they're literally the cancer of our server whitelist when
>>123285976
He's moving his hand, that's why it's blurry i imagine.
Also Angelite's in his 20's i'm pretty sure.
>>123286068
it is too damn small
>>123285346
I should have followed your advice...
>>123284681
>>123278927
Which Bob is this again?
>>123285976
Are you legitimately retarded?
>>123284681
>Zeus presented the newlyweds with a jar that he said to not open
>Out of curiosity, Pandora opened the jar, releasing death and many other evils into the world
>>123286784
if it really is senaat, it definitely means The Pyromancer.
>>123287061
found the underage
>>123267346
That's sort of what a black hole is.
What the fuck is 'vgstation' and why isn't it in the map rotation?
>>123287334
S-sorry grown-up
>Execute Ahmed
>Bring him out into the courtroom and let everyone fart on his face
Good round.
>>123287664
It's an old NewBox™ that never really got off the ground and doesn't work.
>>123287963
Condom
>>123287663
Singularity != Black Hole
Black Hole = Black Hole
>>123286784
>>123287182
The Pyromancer, of course.
Wait, there's other Bobs?
>>123287990
Why don't we just take box
and rotate it 90° to the right
>>123288251
not any that matter :^)ily bob johnson don't ever leave
>Join round as Dio Brando
>Eventually find Joseph Joestar braindead in the medbay, drag him around as a trophy
>Bored admin spawns himself in as Jotaro, we have battle in sec and he soon disappears
>Reappears on the shuttle, engage in the final, time stopping battle
>Be defeated by my own powers
Fucking Joestars.
>>123288160
A singularity is just a black hole without an event horizon/apparent horizon, which physically doesn't make sense because the way a singularity warps space-time always cloaks the singularity in a border where its escape velocity becomes higher than c.
>>123288290
We can adjust client orientation in game and flip the world (EVA entrance is south on Box for example, medbay entrance is North).
It's fun.
>>123284681
I don't get the hubub about this honestly, it looks like he'd be excellent at crossdressing and that's all that matters
A medbay shift so boring that the highlight of my time was farting on the mime's face
>>123288548
I remember reading that by spinning a singularity, it would be possible to change the shape of its event horizon for a time and expose the singularity itself.
>>123282564
Well, It's silly of me to assume but you possibly can't have that much fun poking me with pens
>>123288573
Do it for a week. The chaos is enticing.
>>123288548
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_singularity
>>123288618
It's a memetic response meant for humour and flammatory purposes. Take it at face already and keep your own opinion.
>>123288821
HA! I'm glad you're picking up that i'm talking about you.
>>>/v/317725887
DRAGONBRO SPOTTED IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT
>>123288618
he looks pretty good yeah
>>123288837
>>123288714
Theoretically yes
Fuck all of this stuff is theoretical and it makes no sense to be arguing about it in 2d spessmen, I just think the pure black one looks better.
>>123289119
>dragonbro
It's diethyl that likes dragons
>>123288945
Well, I thought you'd like my pAI shtick more than my spaghetti dropping at being poked with a pen.
At any rate, I still owe you a rage cage match
>>123289185
As a static image, I agree that the pure black one looks better. However, it would not be very visually interesting during a singuloose, and movement without the spinning to accompany it would look odd, I think.
>>123289313
Dragonbro does, too. And he posted that exact same picture in a deadmin request against himself.
>>123289185
>I just think the pure black one looks better.
And I don't
>>123289119
Mate, I googled that picture for the deadmin appeal, it accurately showed how I felt at that moment and I didn't have it.
check the filename on the forums, it's the same as this one should be
>>123289351
Wait.
BURROUGHS?
>>123267712
But that's the point. Life is cheap and you're a clone of a clone of a clone. Cannon fodder in an ongoing prison experiment, not a one of a kind five foot tall dyke who doesn't wear shoes or put up a fight.
>>123289581
SO CAN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY YOUR INFATUATION FOR FANTASTIC REPTILIANS
>>123290263
Oh man, i don't even know what your ckeys is but Burroughs is a top-tier pAI.
Good fucking job dude.
>>123290095
I can confirm me denying my infatuation. I have some saved for shitposting purposes
>>123290382
>>123288438
I dunno man, sounds pretty canon to me.
>>123291391
How can we make the chaplain more fun on non vamp/cult shifts?
Please no "chaplain runes" or anything else that has been suggested 10,000 times
>>123291391
no not this one
fuck you
>>123292237
i got an idea
we should five chaplain a chalk to draw runes with!
>>123292237
Chaplain VS Cult.
It's like Cult but theres two of them and the Chaplain is leading one. His naming of the religion at the start sorta influences the stuff they can do.
>>123292403
pls no
>>123292434
That doesn't solve the whole "non-cult shifts" issue
>>123292237
Religious research. Makes ghosts be able to do more shit like writing in blood or move objects
Of course, telling round info as ghost through this would be bannu
>>123292237
Chaplain is fun you just need to be good at RP.
>>123292237
SEPIA CAMERA IN THE CHAPLAIN VENDOR
It's too niche to put behind a Xenobio wall
>>123292237
make the bible sort of like a chaplain-use-only-emag-but-not-really: have it interact with different items different ways. Hit the holodeck controller with the bible: tent church unlocked. Hit an arcade: Outpraise Lord Space Jesus: Reward for winning being your very own pair of stigmata gloves. Etc.
>>123288667
>not zooming around hopped up on hyperzine kissing everyones booboos at mach speed
>>123292237
>How can we make the chaplain more fun on non vamp/cult shifts?
Read theology, be a bit more charasmatic, do crazy shit with a care-free, yet passionate attitude, and become one with your/god/spiritual/T̛͇̳̺̐̇H̘̰̬̮̑̾͛ͪ̚ͅA̹̠̰̳͈͈̰ͩͤ̎ͨͧT̯̦̻̀ͬ̐̎͛ ̘̠̙͙̰̓ͣͬ̊ͮ͗W̡̐̌ͯ̉̑H̞̯̗̱ͬ̅͑̇ͧ̇̀IC͈͖̦̠͛̏̂͘H̪ͭ̿ͯͣ ̯̊ͬ͞M̶̼̦̱Ủ̗̻̝̳̘̲ͭ̍ͅS̈́̿ͬT̷̟̘̭̤͚̮͓̈́́ͪ̾͛̌ͦ ͇̙̝̲̰̩̈ͥͤͥ͡N̨̗͕̣Ȏ͍̞̭͎̱̹Ț͎̞̩̰̅̋̌̒ ͓̘͎͉̫̳͒B̪̹͊E͗ͦͭ͏̥̘ ̠̼͚̭̓̓S̖ͨͪ̎͘A̠̦̥̫͓̻̞͆͂ͯI̻͓͇͚ͭ͂͐ͨ̿D̵͙̦̣̭͔͚͕ self
and above all else,
have fun with it.
>>123292237
Consent optional waifu marriages.
>>123290382
>I can confirm me denying my infatuation
That is suspiciously non-specific
>>123294272
no it's specifically not suspicious.
I hate every single one of youjk You're all beautiful. Keep this up
>>123283459
Americans are good for tourist money that's what I can say for them.also I don't shill myself on the thread anon I'm not shilliminator
>>123294696
>tfw no skells
I am so glad the dead times have passed. Fallout 4 did scary things to every SS13 server but ours hit especially close to home.
Who's more gay Celt or niggly?
>>123296654
you
>>123296796I want to know who I have a better chance with
>>123296949niggly
>>123291391
Is that Lister?
>That slime stuff on the shuttles
>All the mechs went up to the window to watch
I kek'd harder than I should have
Engineering team here, Captain can go suck my dick we were a few minutes away from a second singulo.
>a malf AI round where the AI is AFK
I'm surprised it even allowed a shuttle call, otherwise we'd be in shitter safari mode for hours.
>Borg believes Paramed is Syndicate
>Tries to convince Paramed to Change their laws
>Paramed relays this conversation to the heads of staff telepathically
Dem damn grays
>>123294708
>Ireland
>tourism
>doing routine patrolling of the exterior of the station after a meteor shower
>fix up a few places near security that weren't picked up on alarms
>forget the risk and take the most direct route past research
>get gibbed
>the fucking tossers just ignore me and go about their business
>>123297832
I didn't want to call it. Infact the HoP called it and then wouldn't let me uncall it.
>MALF
>Borgs are giving the ghost away as the AI's not there to co-ordinate
>Meanwhile me and 2 brogineers set up a second singularity
10 minutes more was all that we would've needed before dealing the station a double swirly.
William and Joseph, you were a pleasure to work with
>No fun C0urier complaining at us in deadchat because >2 singularities
Sometimes engineering's gotta go overboard some different way than a supermatter crystal
>>123297965
>wouldn't let me uncall it
but... you're the captain...
>>123297965
What? I just said we shouldn't recall as shit was fucked. I never tried to physically stop anyone from recalling, and, hell, didn't even stick around by the console.
>>123297840
>>123298040
Wasn't AFK mate, Comcast fucking shit itself mid-round.
I was gearing up some APCs when internet had a heart attack.
It's still even fucking up.
Did anyone ever replace me?
>>123298040
Clementine you were the best borg ever. All for our cyborg bros. Also william you were awesome
>>123291391
I want to get off Mr. White Hole's Wild RideSend help, I've been watching for the past fifteen minutes and I still believe that it's going to end eventually
>>123298040
I approve of your hard work. It is nearly impossible to get people to build a singulo from scratch.
I try to do it every time on Deff as a gimmick.
>>123298138
Nope. The cyborgs tried to do what they could to wreak havoc though.
I'm not sure how you managed to get carded though. Aren't malfunctioning AIs impossible to card?
>>123298336
Roundstart ones are, Rei put it as Malf about 3 minutes in because >extended, so no chance of delta or round ending in a nice way
>>123298336
Oh well, at least they had fun.
I was an adminbus malf, as a few seconds after roundstart I got the message so I'm guessing that had something to do with it.
Really sorry to everyone involved, I wanted to try a gimmick of teleporting hack-worthy persons to the gateway without their items.
Which is why I asked the scientist grey to set up telescience for me.
For a Malf AI round with an AFK AI, Medbay sure was fucking busy.
Was Paramedic, but prettymuch had to become the non-official CMO to help few other doctors keep shit running. God damn Druggos and your toxins.
>>123298256
SEND HELP
>>123298256
>>123291391
DOES IT END
Chef Love PR to hit soon
I hope this encourages more creative dishes from chefs, or at least makes their rounds a little more fun. There will need to be more work done in the future, but this is a first step.
cba to make a proper ban request, this happened last round
[14:32:50]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@46,137,1) As Sol Common : I guess you're my little fuckdoll now
[14:33:10]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@46,137,1) As Sol Common : Don't worry meatsock
[14:33:16]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@46,137,1) As Sol Common : I got lots of plans for the two of us
[14:34:43]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@120,148,1) As Sol Common : I think we could use some spicy gear for this
[14:35:33]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@123,148,1) As Sol Common : Leave my fuckdoll alone!
[14:35:45]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@123,148,1) As Sol Common : She's MY fuckdoll
[14:40:26]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@104,179,1) As Sol Common : Kidnapping only exists when the victim resists
[14:40:34]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@104,179,1) As Sol Common : Limbless Lucy couldn't resist
[14:40:46]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@104,179,1) As Sol Common : She was MY FUCKDOLL
[14:42:12]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@104,179,1) As Sol Common : IT'S NOT RAPE IF THEY CAN'T SCREAM
[14:43:11]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@104,179,1) As Sol Common : SHE NEVER SAID NO
[14:43:37]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@104,179,1) As Sol Common : THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS CONSENT, ONLY PLAUSIBLE ACCOUNTABILITY
[14:43:40]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@104,179,1) As Sol Common : AND SHE NEVER SAID NO
[14:45:15]SAY: Edgar Gray/Junkerman (@103,167,1) As Sol Common : It's not fucking rape if she doesn't say no
[14:48:43]ADMIN: PM: Junkerman/(Edgar Gray)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Silas Fleming): >implying she wasn't asking to get raped
[14:48:53]ADMIN: PM: Junkerman/(Edgar Gray)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Silas Fleming): Why else would she join up as a limbless assistant?
>>123299615
Jesus fucking christ.
>>123299615
Bannable offense
>>123299615
>THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS CONSENT, ONLY PLAUSIBLE ACCOUNTABILITY
I'm fucking dying
>>123299615
>>123299678
>>123299765
That's the faggot that released singulo like twice or more yesterday right? Fuck that fucking faggot
Limbless Lucy is the grill that uses a wheelchair and plays mechanic a lot right? She seems mostly nice, never gave me any trouble when I asked for stuff
>>123299615
>>123299765
>>123300068
thank you based dragonbro
>>123300140
Does she have mechanical/peg limbs, or is she a full nugget?
>>123300140
How do they do their job without arms?
>>123300298
>>123300286
Oh wait, she was LEGLESS Lucy before, now that I think about it
I guess she ran out of luck with the arms
>round start
>think map is bugged, spawn with the walls all fucked up
>the map rotates
>admins keep rotating it all shift with centcom updates about how it is happening to them too
>both sides struggle to get the nuke codes off of the ceiling
>donk co. mercy kills NT by mass driving a ladder to them
>>123300218
Thank you based Dragonbro.
An exceprt from Yahir Kepplinger by Sarcspeare. Order it for 99c on Amazon!
A tear rolls down Xevonix's cheek, the last glimmer of hope extinguished as his mind moves to put the pieces into place. "I see it all so clearly now. He never cared about me, he was just using me for his sick laughs!" In scornful anguish Xevonix cried out "ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A FRIEND!!" As the tears began to flow, and flow they did, he gently lay his head to rest on the old termite ridden desk. Minutes pass as Xevonix, in quiet resignation, continues to tearfully mourn the loss of another friend. Suddenly, regaining his composure, he mutters dejectedly under his breath. "I guess it's time. Time to play. Space Station 13. Let's go Yahir. My only friend..."
I know the /tg/ server had a thing where if you ran in when a slime ate a monkey it would kind of tame it to where it and any slimes split off of it wouldn't bother you was a thing. Does that work the same way here? Or will you always get slime dickings unless you're a goo guy/girl?
>>123301279
Anything a slime sees while it is being fed, it will consider a friend
This includes monkeys
>>123301279
Kind of, it's a bit weirder than that.
Heard it helps if you talk to them when it's time for feeding
>>123300384
>>123300286
>>123300298
Used to be Legless, decided to fuck it and go for full Limbless.
I tried to do a Stanford Prison Experiment thing, where a completely helpless crew member is locked in a room with you at roundstart. Do you help them? Or grab + grab + grab + probiscus?Suprisingly, 9 times out of 10 people helped out and went to get me robolimbs. Spessmen are cool sometimes.Except for that rapey faggot.
>>123300765
Moving. Absolutely moving. I am in shock and awe. Another master piece.
>>123301578
Electric wheel chair soon cripple spessman
>>123301578
As a genuine accident I started a round without a foot and other players had to drag me to robotics to get a robot foot. It was a-okay aside from one guy seeming hype about cutting all my limbs off to make me full robot limbs for shits and giggles, but in the end he just kept it at the foot.
>>123301578
hey i helped you once
>>123302597
I'm probably going to shelf that gimmick for a while, it's getting pretty stale.
>>123301920
Is that how you execute cripples?
>>123302907
It's a fancy wheelchair that runs on batteries and needs no hands. It also goes a little faster.
The traitor version is how you execute everyone.
>>123302907
It's how you make everyone in front of you cripplesFrom what I've seen, think a M.U.L.E when fully hacked
damn i wish there was a youtube vid of people who know how to xenoarch,
>>123268921
>there are people that shitpost my shitposts while I'm asleep
Who are you?
>>123303287
I'm the friggen sawbones
What do mesons look like in first person?
>Had captain 5-6 times a row today
>mfw I go to open a door and it flashes read
>>123303281
If there were videos of people who know how to xenoarch you wouldn't want to watch them
>>123303557
Imagine being able to see through things, but only kinda.
Like, you look through the wall and see just the parking lot, no cars or people.
>>123303557
You know how there's no ceiling? Imagine that, but for the walls. And you can't see anything but the rooms, so I bet it's a sort of AR construction layering itself over your vision.
>>123303682
still it'd help me get a better idea at what to do. i only know how to dig shit up and thats it
>>123303281
Depth analyzer the strange rocks and the area around them
Hand pick the shit that beeps
Xenoarch is easy
>>123303702
I imagine it's like this except in order to see through shit you have to focus a little bit on a wall or floor.
>>123303798
Maybe he wants a video of CAVE EXPLORING
>>123303702
Every time I see this image's thumbnail I think it's an atmos whore with a snow-shovel stuck in her mouth
ALSO: WATER HUMIDITY SIMULATED IN ATMOS FUCKING WHEN?
I WANT WINTER STATION WITH SNOW OR RAINY STATION
>>123304316
Never
>>123304316
Not with the current area-based atmos
N3X15 has gone through too many keyboards trying to just bring back Ice, let alone add humidity
>>123304316
Code it
>>123304472
does anyone on /vg/ actually like the atmos?
personally i find it shit. air chainstunning and murdering you is stupid
>>123300765
Holy................................................fuck..........................................................that's......fucking...........woah..........just......................................amazing
