speed
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
>Rules
Speedrunning-related discussions only.
first for narcy
alive doggy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JtHwODHs8h
>>122753023
fw rolled the wrong gender
This mhc call is p based tobeh
the only thing squid exposed himself as is an amazing runner who pushed games down much further than anyone would ever dream of.
>>122754706
Oh shit, it's the squid squad! Everybody stay cool!
2k viewers for trihex,
yup witwix won the SMM battle.
>>122754772
its true though, the games he played would still be unoptimized memes if it wasnt for him. monkey posters fear him picking up thier game, fact
>>122754898
>>122755151
>it took him an entire week to come up with this ridiculous response to a request of asking hid logbot to be removed him his channel
Seriously. Where in the world is Mike Uyama?
>>122755395right behind you
Who is the Kurt Angle of speedrunning?
who is this other black guy (?) on trihex's strim?
>>122757409
>other
wouldn't that imply there was already a black guy on stream?
>>122759213
speedrun streaming in the now and later is all about pandering and the inclusion of additional ideas that have no relation to speedrunning
>>122757735
>15th
cuz he delivered so well last time
when will this doggy dog die?
>people still getting triggered by monkeyposting
what a bunch of lab monkeys
>>122760758
its rats dingus
Oh boy, Joden with the Any%-J Kakariko Route WR. Teasgasm
Oh boy, GrindxMonkey with the Any%-J Monkey Route WR. Apegasm
Oh boy, Dogen with the Any%-J Doggy Route WR. Dedgasm
>>122760916
>Dedgasm
sj got a new emote?
>>122760997
yeah, right along with doing bubsy runs
Is headcrab really a girl or is that just a meme?
>>122761152
meme
>>122761152
it's not a meme
>>122761152
No he's a disgusting NEET stream monster who forced himself so hard he became a meme
You are permanently banned from talking in ellonija.
>>122763117
That's what happens when you're y_ levels of epic. Admit it, that's exactly what you wanted you attention-seeking faggot.
>>122763305
?
I'm literally trying to type something
so obviously getting banned isn't something I WANTED
faggot
>>122763379
Don't lie you little piece of shit, you just wanted something to bitch about on serg
>>122763478
I see 85 viewers on the stream
I click on stream
I log into twitch
And then i attempt to type something in chat
But wait, I am banned
for what reason? I know not
>>122763585
Because you were too epic last time you shat up his chat you dumb nigger
>>122763848
Fryingpants
>>122763928
please hmu
anyone else sad that the dedievil doggy died?
just me?
>>122764078
>elloninja
Who?
*connects to your chat via irc types "gl" and leaves*
>>122764792
#rks SO UP IN THIS BITCH RIGHT NOW
*sees you lurking in chat*
Hello anonymous!!
>>122765137
word
How long has narcissawright been out?
I do not pay close attention.
>>122763117
who are you i can unban
speed-blast from the speed-past
>>122763117
>>122766278
nevermind, read the rest of the thread, you can stay banned
>>122767034
What did he mean by this?
>>122766415
?
You are permanently banned from talking in ellonija.
>>122767112
he means he has autism
>>122767406
Don't use that word
thanks
>>122767471
autism
>>122767471
*uses that word*
>>122767508
Don't use that word
thanks
>>122767261
i was going to unban you until i realized who you were
>>122767579
you have AUTISM
>>122767635
who am I?
>>122767830
he's p. cool
Medievil
Wedievil
Hedievil
Shedievil
>ellonija
Nice stream faggot.
>come to stream
>say something in chat
>everyone ignores you
>say some more things
>5 guys still circlejerking and ignoring you while elonijja strokes their dicks
but thats almost every speedstream these days
>>122768119
that's most megaman streams
>>122768119
Least you aren't permabanned family
Gotta count your blessings in these tough times
Mediwevil
Medihevil
Medishevil
>>122768195
that's most #rks streams you mean
>>122768119
You can't spout off bullshit and ebin memes and expect anyone to take you seriously
>>122768649
lotta interchangables
>>122768649
word
fw a stream monster calls out big name runners lurking in your chat and they leave as a result
>>122768747
who was it
>>122767579
>de hippie spacing
>>122768747
Did you teach him a lesson? Control that animal fool!
>>122768865
don't
use
that
word
thanks
>>122768909
>de hippie spacing
medievil
>>122768846
helichopper
>>122768892
no im too beta to do anything ):
>>122769775
>helichopper
I meant the big name not the literal who
I have a confession to make /srg/: Uyama was in my chat about a month ago.
Had to get this off my chest.
>>122770490
are you in bed because you have mono now?
>>122770554
who is you?
Im kinda new to srg but holy shit, this general is even worse than /b/.
>>122771330
...or is it?
>>122771330
You aint wrong desu
>>122771330
It's really not anything close to /b/.
Remove Elonija from the /srg/ list, he isn't /srg/, he's a faggot.
>>122771721
Meme spouting underaged kids shitposting nonstop.
I've been lurking for nearly 10 threads so far, it doesnt get any better
>>122771994
yea, and mario maker is not speed running
>>122771994
fuck off stream monster
http://strawpoll.me/6046501
>>122775935
word
>>122775935
nah i know someone who removed their's after the purge warning
too bad too cause i wanted to get some speed lessons
>>122775935
ok whats your point
what's this shit about a list and people being removed from it?
>>122776302
the donation degeration debate
purge of sergeons on the tv list that had donate buttons
>>122776410
where's the list?
if you were making money from streaming, you wouldn't be complaining.
>>122766413
Hahaha but seriously where is Mike?
>>122768119
I had the same experience on adam_ak stream yesterday. Was interested in what that weird sonic game was but all questions got ignored in favour of life blogging.
Feelt like talking about speedrunning in this twitter drama general.
>>122777980
in a ditch
>>122768119
>tfw you would talk to anyone who types in your chat but no viewers
>>122777980
>>122778106
>>122778439
thanks for the late responses!
>>122778843
10 storeys isn't enough, best advice i can give
zfg pls stream
pie is looking dapper as fuuuk
>>122780225
http://www.speedrun.tv/elementalheadcrab
please hmu
>>122780510
more like headkek LMAO
Who forgot to renew SRG.club
Also cute SRG catboi
>>122783049
fuck off pyatters
So is cosmo done speedrunning for good? Has he actually made a statement about it? All he ever seems to play is smash nowadays
>>122783226
if you would stop namedropping them i'm sure that might help your problem
>>122780225
Just figure out who I am, I'm not headcrab
>>122783653
I hope not.
m_ looks like James Gandolfini in my headcanon.
>>122752616
based dorito dog
>>122783576
give me a clue then
>>122784860
ari is old news, i saw your post yesterday too faggot. don't think you can make ari a comeback just because malos is back.
>>122784982
malos is back?
since when?
>>122768119
was comfy back in the <5 viewer days.......
>>122785124
he's been streaming runs of smb2 lately. still isn't getting a lot of viewers though.
>>122785239
>view count matters
stream^monsters OUT
>>122765575
About 2 weeks
>>122785784
nope.
>>122785563
he had a lot of people watch in his prime but they were only interested because he was forced out of proportion
>>122786012
i never really got that many to begin with. i can probably count on my hands the number of times i've seen double digits.
>>122786290
reminder cyberdemon even owned up to being the person forcing meowl0s
what is the point of speedrunning
>>122786290
even if it was only two people he was still forced a lot
>>122788114
gayest shit i've ever seen.
>>122787973
this nigga look like a mtf from bangkok or some shit
>That facecam of sig
He.. He couldn't be thinking of transitioning too.. could he?
>>122788114
this band is awful. generic cookie cutter garbage.
>>122788712
fucking garbage. zero creativity.
>>122788114
>>122788712
holy fuck
>>122789698
learn the wrongwarps on emulator, but don't run on emulator, have some self respect. everything else can be learned on gecko
>all dungeons and dungeon skulltulas
is this the most arbitrary category ever created
>>122790381
I'm guessing you've never seen barebones%
Can I get a power rankings for all the OoT categories?
Thanks
>>122792301
when are we finally just going to move over to /r/speedrungeneral?
>>122785438
>he doesn't know about irony
>>122792558
shut up laz
teach me monhun
>>122792498
>>122792645
what do you want to learn
>>122788421
Sig's always looked like a girl this isn't anything new
think about it, if we all just moved to reddit we could easily take over and make it our swamp away from swamp.
i sure could go for a comfy duke stream right about now
>>122793547
who is we?
>>122793574
always gotta make it about you huh
>>122793574
I'd be willing to pay for one desu
p-post speedwebms
>>122793830
you got it, champ
>>122788421
sig already transitioned years ago...
Something about speedrunning?
>>122794018
is this ironic or is there an actual no jumps category?
Hey guys, I heard all your posts were getting deleted because someone posted about it in our thread. I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that I'm sorry Silasfag bothered you, and that Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze is one of the greatest speedgames of our time.
New Vice City PB54 soon
>>122794674
THANK GOD YOU POSTED THIS
Hey /srg/...
How much weight...
Can you handle..?
>>122794760
why did you spoiler?
>>122794675
i was thinking of making a no jumps route for giggles but there's quite a few areas (wind tunnel level has a bunch) where you'd be required to grenade boost or you can't progress
idk
>>122794674
my new desktop background
>>122794909
Because it's going to happen in the future. Didn't want to spoil it.
won't be ded for much longer guys
won't be doggy for much longer guys
>>122795340
well my line of thought was if i get rid of jumps and just replace it with grenade or rocket jumps what's the point? maybe it's just "no jumps" isn't good or descriptive enough. i'm not sure if the run is actually completable without +jump regardless. maybe i'll stream routing in a bit.
"no +jump" category maybe? since that's the console command for it.
is zfg literally the only pure speedrunner left?
>>122787743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq6pGJbd6Iw
Have you ever played a game so much that you feelt like you have run out of replay value? Some people choose to coem up with additional challenges, such as beating the game as fast as possible...
>>122795786
here's your reply
someone scream
that asian chick was right, serg really is dying tonihgt or however its spelt
>>122795828
Cosmo's being really insensitive to Narcy's feelings in this video.....
>making a stream monster a mod in your chat
>>122798759
still trying to find it from the last time i dropped it.
>having mods at all in any channel ever
>>122799654
based Twocat
>>122799654
word
>that face when routing a game that requires item management that forces you to reroute the whole run for every new level
just kek my shit up family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oYd5lnhq70
>>122806930
>pretends to not read the thread
Great thread today desu
>>122808070
i'm really digging this new take on an old meme
rollbuster? more like cunnybuster desu
>>122808443
is he streaming?
>>122808798
no, but someone was posting roll and ape girl cunny on /v/
Can we get Agdq, Rookathon, and Mumblethon in next OP? Their upcoming speedrunning marathons.
Speedruns will never be the same again
>>122809882
Reminder Cosmo's coming out was the 9/11 of speedrunning.
>>122809885
>all these (Dead) posts
was there new drama while I was gone? what did you guys do now?
>>122810374
/scg/ tattled on us
>>122810696
is that really what they're up to now?
so fucking bored. why isn't anyone streaming? why am i watching misscuntikuns? why is she balding? someone please stream.
im sorry for the shit im doing,
please please please please PLEASE will someone unmod kollin from the leadrboards. Not because i care or that i should care about him being mod THAT MUCH but because it is literally eating away at my sanity. I feel stuck in no mans-land doing fucked up shitposting and trying to set things on fire all because I felt like I wanted change, and that I wasn't gonna take no for an answer. And the past few days i felt stuck setting things on fire because i wont take no for an answer.
This is so fucking horrible i am so sorry for pulling this shit and I truly feel like a failure, and I truly feel as though every day Kollin sits behind his computer with a smug look on his face inviting me to attack him and make a fool of myself. He is a smart dude but I feel this also makes him one serial bastard piece of shit. I ask only once more for the change to unmod kollin on the leaderboards because it is driving me to insanity, driving me to fucking insanity. I kid you not.
>>122811776
what the fuck is this all about?
I just want to get rid of this speedrun drama bullshit. I've noticed people stop respecting you and people think so much less of you that it is gut wrenching. of course I disagree and still disagree with the 'hierarchy' of mods. I still feel like the mod changes were made to deliberately piss me off with crash 3, and the argument for dropping crash 3 mods is bullshit because they kept all the crash 2 mods (I would LOVE an explanation for that one). I also feel like in a few other games like twoc there needs to be actual runners added as mods beacause there currently are none.
I have always believed and support the idea of everyone having just as strong a voice and opinion in the speedrunning community, and to fuck authority and fuck hierarchy. frankly, fuck the current institution of mods on the crash leaderboards. I hate it so much i want to do something about it. The most drastic thing i can do to try and change it is shitposting everywhere, but it is not the most effective way to change it. (look how that turned out)
Fuck this experience. Fuck this. Never again. Never want to go through an experience like this. The only person in all this i really truely hate is kollin and he can go fuck himself and die but for anyone else i wish to lose whatever negative perceptions you now have of me through these last few days. I have probably ruined mod chances too through this. i don't care a huge amount about that anymore.
in the meantime im gonna cool down. I am still keeping the UnmodKollinNow alt on speedrun.com because i kinda like the meme, and im simply gonna change it back to SkiCrazedTeddy once kollin is dropped as a mod. (if he is dropped as a mod pretty please).
And yeah im just gonna try and ignore shit. calmly do some 105 and watch some calm streams.
>>122811776
what the fuck is this
>>122811891
>>122811776
Just post the pastebin >___>
>>122811776
>>122811891
Fuck off cyberdemon.
>>122811776
>>122811891
you're a bit late bud he already gave up
>>122812135
poor guy. who is kollin?
>>122809882
uguuuu
>>122812405
not to mistake with kollin "eight" 7 who is also an extreme racist
>>122812676
eric
What does "drop frames" mean and why do streamers dislike it?
>>122813115
1. Read the words "drop" and "frames"
2. Use your brain
>>122812879
just stop already this is a speedrunning general, not /pol/
>>122813181
Hold on a sec, I'm dropping frames
somebody framedrop me please
>>122813258
that has nothing to do with /pol/
>>122813461
it has nothing to do with speedrunning either so fuck off
>>122813503
neither does nuthugging cosmo, faggot
>>122813656
it doesn't so why are you even bringing it up?
>>122813656
hug 'em while you still can m8
What does /srg/ think of Pheenoh?
>>122813936
part of the mumble crew aka the runners of this shit so pretty based
>>122813936
Literally never watched him so I dont know.
>>122814432
Where did this "mumble crew runs this shit" meme even come from?
Will speedrunning make me happy?
>>122814625
lol no
>>122814620
uhm memeble forces it? i thought it was obvious
>>122814625
no, but it will numb the pain. which shouldnt be underrated imo
>>122814620
from the fact that they run this shit
>>122814625
depends if you're unhappy right now.
>>122814948
I'm empty
>>122814784
no, mumble crew is the guy that goes "did that guy piss his pants" every time the image is posted
How do I join the mumble crew?
>>122815642
well it's not really that fulfilling of a hobby, but it does require your full attention so it can keep your mind busy and off of other things too. i wouldn't recommend it as a depression deterrent or anything.
>>122816031
mumble address: trueskill.club
port: 42069
usedpizza is streaming big right now dang
I wonder how he likes the feel of pie's coattails
>>122793542
>de hippie spacing
>>122816996
Based him desu
YSG FrankerZ
>narcissa
what
when
![257bb65cdf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GgATj37.jpg "257bb65cdf[1].jpg")
How the mighty have fallen.
>>122818860
>when a community bans a glitch you found accidentally during a run then later when they find out how to recreate it make it legal and blow your old times out
bad feel desu
>>122818843
so many (you)s I almost died
>>122819453
Funny how it's okay when THEY find the glitch, but not when someone else does.
ne1 else watching narcy rn
>>122819453
Why dont you learn how do it and beat THEIR times again??
>>122816996
Dp is one of the legit best runners in The Collective m8
>>122819453
stick to good games like fc3 and hotline miami 2 wrong number desu
>>122819754
xhe has a wind tunnel louder than trihex
>>122819667
to be fair as far as anyone could tell i could've just been cheating nobody knew it was a glitch or how it worked
>>122819919
my pc is dead
>>122819963
but he doesn't speedrun
>>122820239
the bar is pretty low here mang
>>122820118
Well yea, if they didn't find the glitch then you must have been cheating, right?
