>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
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Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122696365
ROLL-A-WAIFU
Who will be your waifu today dotard?
You have to play at least one game with her in the next 24 hours.
>>122733406
Let's go. TA hype.
>"It says here you watch other people play video games?"
>>122733406
Roll
>>122733406
who the FUCK is 86-90
>>122733406
>no sheever
>those terrible pictures
get outta hereluna get
>>122733550
tidehunterina
>>122733550
Tidehunter
>>122733628
ok
roll
>>122733525
Ez mmr for me.
>>122733475
>It says here you play support?
>>122733406
they hating
>there are people itt that didn't see this tournament
i pity you
>mfw c9 picks up mason
It would be mega kek, considering that mason was behind whole thing and scrim leak.
which one?
>>122733406
rawl
>>122734107
lmao more like how the fuck mason get away the whole witch-hunt drama?
>>122733445
No, I am saying that most heroes build phase boots for damage.
TA with Brown Boots, Aquilla and a Stick has no real mana problems. She hits extremely hard.
Threads don't give her that much more mana.
Phase don't give her that much more damage.
She isn't Weaver which goes from dealing damage to eating the enemy alive if he gets a fast Aquilla.
She just shits out damage with barely any levels.
>>122734351
everybody already knows he's a scumbag
so do we have official confirmation if it's a guy or a girl?
>>122734431
why is every dotard art so SHIIETT besides valve hired ones
>tfw I'm now 50 wins / 16 losses with only playing CARRY Abaddon
>tfw that equals to a 34 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw each game I play with Carry Abaddon I end up automatically winning
>tfw I am the best Carry Abaddon in the entire /d2g/ and once my hero receives buffs next patch I will be OP
>tfw I even get a drawfag to draw a personalized CARRY Abaddon specifically just for me
>tfw I am officially the chosen by the mist
First for EZ 2-0
>>122734489
Is that why you're so mad dotards??
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT EG WILL LOSE TO SECRET 0-2 AND THEN GET BACK TO GRAND FINALS TO WIN 3-1
>>122734643
>EG fans starting damage control for their next game
KEEK
Is timbersaw any good this patch?
>>122734693
>falling for honeypot final
>>122734798
aaaaaand here comes the damage control for the finals
KEEEK
>why pick [hero name]?
>stop feed the [hero name]
>reported
>muted
>[hero name]?
>gg
>ez
>trash
>noob
>cyka
>where's your items [hero name]?
>[hero name] no farm... gg
>why u fight? gg
>it's over
>i afk
>nice items
>why u buy [item name]? gg
>[hero name] buy [item name]
>X-minute [item name].. gg
>...
>>122734789
>timbersaw
LOL
>>122734365
im assuming you dont get upgrade your boots early on?
>>122733534
i get your point
that no build is set in stone for every hero
my point is which would be the beneficial boots to go with ta since either boots are not as impactful as, let's say:
WR on phase boots - because no other boots you would buy
AM on treads - because you miss so much from the stat it gives to any other boots
>>122734880
H O N E Y P O T
>>122734798
I won't be surprised if d2g retards say TI6 is a honeypot lan when EG doesn't win.
>>122734953
Hey, where's my (You)?
Reminder that EG is the official team of socially acceptable anime, and by proxy, will never lose.
>>122734925
I upgrade boots if I need them. I get Threads if I start messing up lasthit and need more jungle/ancient CS
I get Phase if there is heroes who can just run away.
But Brown Boots Aquilla Deso Stick is the best
>>122735039
You're gonna attack like every 1.1 seconds without treads, why would you not get them.
>>122734897
i have a friend like this that just spammed
meepawn?
FUCK THAT GUY
@122735016
>not a (you)
>not an @
>post deleted so absolutely nothing in the end
good day sir
shitoposter BTFO
Is Secret vs EG the new El Clasico?
>>122735354
it has been for a while already, yes
too bad they failed to deliver at TI, that makes tomorrow's game even more interesting
>>122735147
Because if you lasthit and farm optimally, getting threads delays the Desolator.
I still get Threads in 7/10 matches because I can't lasthit for shit if I fail to win the lane.
>LD: Hey guys, I am joined by what should have been Merlini, but he can't do two jobs at the same time, so here is Blitz
>Blitz: First of all, I wanna say I am honoured to be on the main stage with the guy that was brought just in case Toby gets sick
>LD: «So Blitz, as someone who has never ever casted a TI grand finals, what are your thoughts on this draft?»
>Blitz: «They picked a hero even less relevant than anybody at BTS, Lifestealer»
BASED OUR GOOK
>>122735597
TREADS
IT'S FUCKING TREADS
THERE'S NO 'H'
>>122735256
I'll delete you, mongoloid.
>Turning 4 literally who into a top tier team
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
how the fuck do i play riki
>>122735354
whats the previous el classico match in doter?
>>122735941
Na'vi Alliance
>>122735597
original op here form last thread
i would rather get treads than aquila
to be honest
>>122735847
he's the only dota bonjwa so far
there are a few good captains like ppd
there are some good supports
there are many good playmakers
but there's only one maestro of dota; puppey, he makes good players and good teams, in addition to being a good captain and player himself
>>122735000
You can go back to Reddit and jerk off to your Reddit mascot puppey then
>we will never ever see a EG v Secret at a Major FINALS (upper bracket main event doesnt count)
baka desu senpai
>>122733406
god bless
>>122736048
7th place
>>122736012
when was that again?
>>122736062
Puppey hates Reddit though. Also
>Implying
>Valve will never make an official cut/edit of TI3 with the most memorable moments through all the tournament in proper order and an almost full cut of the finals.
>akke blaming their loss on the panel gender issues
top fucking kek
>>122736163
Most of 2013 and into 2014, before both teams faded into terribleness
>>122736180
Link?
>>122736048
Yeah I remember the time he ran Navi to the ground
>>122736306
I remember that time where he carried Na'Vi for like 3 years.
>>122736306
that wasn't him, and the managers didn't want to fix shit that's why he left in the end and since then he has made two more tier1 teams
so how are you enjoying dota so far newfriend?
>>122735905
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIEVXb_PUtwgqtc02025Cg
>>122736163
download TI3 finals, it's free in client
it was the culmination of the alliance vs navi era
I would really appreciate if someone could post THE webm.
>>122736615
>just 4 more hours until n0lans & co get sent home
>>122735847
Puppey performance during the year is always top tier. Don't know why he always fails to deliver during TI.
>got keked during the finals of TI 2 times
>TI4 was a fucking disaster cuz Dondo and (4) did not practice, Kuroky was at conflict with XBOCT
>got an All-Star line up in TI5 but got keked once again thanks to Kuroky and Arteezy
I think he works better with people who are humble and listens to him. w33ha is new and wants to become a legit comp player. Misery has been floating around for too long and did not find a stable team. PLD finally got a chance to come back to comp scene after TI4. Even EE must know that he is a piece of shit and listens to Puppey.
>>122734897
I don't understand why people spout shit like this. All it does is demoralize their team and reduces the chance of the comeback which is a possibility in almost every case. I always mute and report people who give up and/or announce their intention to give up way before the game is decided. That kind of shitty attitude is just toxic and belongs in low prio.
>>122736710
>left handed gun
>right handed grenade
NICE GAME
>>122736792
>kuroky was at conflict with XBOCT
Why were they at conflict?
>>122736792
>reaches TI finals 3 years in a row
>failed to deliver
You may need to check with a professional for retardism.
reminder that this is clearly a honeypot lan since all the chinese teams are performing "bad"
>>122736875
le if im the carry i would do much better
![dog_question-mark[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0fUMxbp.jpg "dog_question-mark[1].jpg")
>>122736862
but they were both left handed
>>122733406
Rollin pa plz
>>122736920
I can tell it's a honey pot because MY team isn't winning.
>>122736920
>tfw no honeypot hero
>>122737014
>tfw no cunnypot hero
>Playing Overthrow
>Pick Pudge
>Rush a blink dagger
>Ward enemy spawn
>Blink into nearby trees
>Hook enemy in
>Blink out mid-hook
>They're stuck there for the rest of the game if they lack mobility
This shouldn't work as well as it does
>>122733406
This needs to be remade with fuccbois
>>122737236
what if there would be an item that allowed you to destroy trees on low low price of 225 gold ?
what if there would be item that allowed you to teleport with low low price of 100 gold ?
>>122737371
Did you miss the Overthrow part? Nobody walks around with a quelling/TP
>>122737371
100 gold is TOOOO MUCH
make it 75 gold
>>122737371
I dunno man 100 gold is a bit expensive for that
might wanna lower it...
>>122737236
>>122737371
So why does this work for trees and not for cliffs too?
>>122737558
Cliffs too but to my knowledge there are at least a few spawns without a viable cliff.
>>122733406
double 00 ww get
>>122737236
Are there no couriers in overthrow?
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/667218665662730240
DOTARDS????????????????????????????????????????
>tfw you random Centaur and crush nerds like you were Biff Tannen
So can anyone tell me
Just why in the FUCK are custom announcers STILL broken? Holy fucking shit Valve. Reborn is seriously the stupidest thing to have happened to this game
How do we fixed Chinese doto?
>>122738072
Force them to look at skeletons
>>122736710
i fucking hate the grenades in csgo
they don't work like 1.6 grenades, where if your crosshair is just a hair away from a corner you can still grow the grenade around the corner and not hit it. now they have mass so the grenade would collide with the corner
it feels ... wrong
>>122738246
wrong
thanks for the (You) though :^)
>>122738246
are you okay anon?
>>122738246
Are you implying that that is all one person?
rage
>even CLQ is now bored of Dota
just fuck this game
>>122738526
Who?
>>122736862That's the nice thing about TF2, switching hands lets you corner with rockets, stickies, pills and the flamethrower differently.
is this you d2g?
>tfw dotards will defend this
>>122738661
Why can't Valve just add a "turn cosmetics off" button?
>>122738661
Valve always starts will an amazing color palette and art style with their games, then they flood it with the most fugly shit possible
http://media.steampowered.com/apps/dota2/workshop/Dota2CharacterArtGuide.pdf
>>122738771
>This is our future
It gets worse and worse every new hat out, the Axe immortal is a fucking cape for fuck's sake.
>>122738771
>>122738882
>recycling memes from 2012
>>122738648
left is me desu
>>122739069
You should loose some weight tbqh
>>122738769
>>122738771
>>122738882no bitching.
>>122738648
it's me on the left
how is it possible that after all these years, valve still hasnt fixed the problem of south americans and parties ruining every game?
>>122738990
I am Professor Buckley H. Dobson, and I have a degree in memenomics, highest honors.
Memes appreciate in value the less you use them, to the point that they sometimes become full on jokes. The less a meme is used, it builds up, like oil. The meme we are currently discussing has not been used for 3 years now, and those who have invested stock into the HatJew memes are expecting quite a bit of growth in their finances. Of course, any profit that they make must be taxed by our president, Donald Trump
>>122739104
grumble grumble
>>122739104
too late, australia is waking up
get in the bunkers, this will turn in shitposting central till frankfurt starts
>>122739164
IT'S MEMETICS YOU FUCKING FRAUD
>sweet sepsis
what did necrolyte mean with this?
>>122739186
oi shut the fuck up cunt
dont act as if yurupoors are cleans themselves
when do majors start
>>122739398
10:30 local time
>>122739265
memetics is the study of the physical forces that affect memes and spur on their development.
Memenomics is the study of their effects on the global economy. A Memetics expert could tell you about how the overusage of memes has burned a hole in the bozone layer, causing alien memes to come in unfiltered. This is why we've recently seen the surgence of "AYY lmao"
Currently, global leaders are trying to reduce memery to preserve our climate, but reddit and their great brown cloud of shitty communities is the biggest offender.
>>122738661
Holy fuck
Why Reddit such a shithole?
>>122739432
A well put together assessment, professor.
Might I inquiry where you went to school?
>d2g's collective faces when Our Guys send Team Reddit (eg) home
>>122739572
>d2g collectively hates EE and loves Secret
ftfy
>>122739572
That would imply EG/Secret grand finals because they're both in upper bracket.
>>122739398
>10:30am
>on a weekday
why are Germans of all people so dumb?
anyone here like dota 2?
so team secret run a tiny pos 4???
>>122739572
I'm pretty sure d2g was favoring EG and reddit liked Secrey a lot.
>>122739780
ye lol
inb4 ppd copies it >:(
>>122738661
holy shit are reddit autists retarded?
OMG VIPER HAS SCALES NOW I CAN'T SEE IF THEY ARE THE SAME HERO ANYMORE!!!!!111
>POINTY HAT ON WARLOCK? WHAT HERO IS THIS WTF????
and I thought d2g was stupid but reddit is many levels beyond us
>>122739572
>me on the right with the heart thingy
>>122739802
What's their chance to go into final?
>>122739868
I think reddit is fine for simply glancing at the front page to find any news. But they weren't kidding when they told me the rest of the community is cancer. I tried to beat the "reddit is shitty" meme, but I found out it was a fact that hard way.
What's weird is whenever d2g pops up on reddit, they all say they don't understand why 4chan hates reddit
Well I know why. I do.
Is there a hero better at farming heroes instead of creeps than ursa?
>>122739572
me with the green bow
>>122739842
i dont get the niche it gives
i mean whats the point of it? toss doom?
>>122739952
sorry, the only posters I take seriously are fans of TI winning teams.
That includes:
>not C9
>not Secret
>>122738661
wow my reddit account is on there. ama
>>122733406
rollanrollan
>>122740067
Riki sub 2k mmr :^)
>>122738661
Does nohats work again yet
>>122740067
Meepo
Ember Spirit
>Reborn first releases
>game plays perfect, max settings, 60+fps
>constantly go from 20ms to jumps of 300ms everygame
>search everywhere for a fix but can't find any
>quit the game because it's unplayable
>come back
>IT STILL ISN'T FIXED
THE ONLY GAME ON MY PC THAT DOES THIS. The game ran fucking perfect for years before the Reborn update. It's nothing to do with my connection because I get like 50ms the whole game but it just constantly spikes to 300 for a couple seconds. Tried every suggestion even by their support.
I never wanted to quit the game but it's totally unplayable for no reason, this is fucking atrocious. The UI in reborn is dogshit too, I had to go through a bunch of unintuitive bullshit just to open a fucking chest.
Fuck you Valve
>>122740091
which one are you
>>122740287
Those take effort tbqfwy
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE RANDOM STEALTH VOICE PITCH CHANGES
NYX IS MORE HIGH PITCHED AND SOUNDS LIKE A FAG
SVEN IS MORE LOW PITCHED AND SOUNDS LIKE A TRYHARD
THEY
WERE
F I N E
SOME OF YOU DOTARDS ARE ALRIGHT. DON'T GO TO VALVE HEADQUARTERS TOMORROW
>>122740460
this is an awfully menial thing to be upset at anon
>>122740460
calm down sperg
>>122740067
I remember when Ursa came out in dota2 every one was freaking out like it would be the apocalypse of pubs or something... in reality what happened is that pubs turned into kitting central. One of the easiest heroes to play against.
WHERE THE FUK IS THE DESERT TERRAIN AND THE ZEUS REMODEL LA
what supports do you guys think are the best in the game
>>122740560
where the fuk is this qt's nose?
what did LD mean with this ? ?
>>122739758
who? what?
>>122740582
Chen and Winter Waifu
>>122740514
How do you kite against orb of venom, phase boots, blink dagger?
>>122740694
having teammates, stuns, forcestaffs, lothars, etc
>>122733406
dragon get
>>122740798
one of the best feelings tbqh
not gayat least not irlyet
>>122740798
i bet you're cute :3
>>122740080
toss big creeps into mid creepwave to pull them
>>122740798
P-Pics?
I'll share mine too
>>122740460
DELETE THIS POST
seriously, if they really changed it for the worse then I hope I never notice
I'm gonna have to whipe this thread from my memory now, thanks anon
>>122740460
Could be a bug, there were a lot of heroes that had messed up voices when Reborn was first released. Complain about it on Reddit.
>>122740934
>replying to our shitposter
stop
@122740357
@122740460
@122740560
are the same person. he always comes, drops a few shitposts in a row and leaves for a few hours
>>122741082
What the fuck. I'm >>122740560 only, mongoloid.
Seriously consider killing urself, you fucking dipshit shitstain.
I would never go as low as to post a fucking frog image.
Fuck that shit.
And fuck you too, shitter.
@122741234
calm down mate
>>122740798
Did you shave your ass too?
>>122733406
pls be redhead
>>122741272
I fucking hate frog posters.
>>122741350
>Mirana
Life is suffering
>>122741340
how would you even do that? is there a special tool to shave your ass?
mmm big forehead fuck
>>122740798
>shaved.
Why don't you just trim it,senpai
>>122733406
roll.....
>>122741427
no, you just have to be careful and use a mirror
>>122740798
How the fuck is this DOTA related?
>moonmeander
Is he still such an annoying faggot like he was in hon?
hey my name is tobi
i want to be cool too :D
what supports do i get into this game with that are easy to pick up but rewarding to be good at
preferably ones that don't fall off lategame
>>122740885
>>122733475
>concerned-doctor.jpg
>talking about dota
the only thing you should be concerned is your weight you fat fuck
>>122741461
yay i got the loli
>>122741564
lich, witch doctor
>>122736062
puppey said he absolutely hates reddit and that he also hates twitch chat which is why he doesnt stream
Post playstyles
>>122741671
lich kinda sucks lategame if he cant get a good ult off, and in pubs no one uses the space you create early game with your sacrifice to win early enough. feel free to tell me why i'm wrong but that's how i feel
wd is a nice suggestion, any others
>>122741564
Crystal Maiden
>implying dropping a Freezing Field on the enemy team and getting a multi-kill isn't rewarding
>>122741750
Are you one of those "character mainers"?
>>122741703
our guy status: clemented
>>122741760
im gonna be real here anon,i don't like playing female characters because i don't think they're very cool
>>122741796
It's the best way to boost mmr m8
Accept my friend request Adelaide-chan~
http://steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/
>>122741804
Fuck off with your Hearthstone shit, Blizzard shill.
>>122741796
No, I just pick the same 10 or so heroes
>>122740694
with a force staff
>>122741804
Did she get a leggo?
>>122741757
Pretty much all supports will fall off late game
ogre magi is pretty straight forward and durable
>>122741804
what is that suit even supposed to be?
>>122736875
They weren't, only retards think that.
>>122741883
Whats adelaides id?
>>122741883
Dude, I'm not fucking Adelaide.
Nor am I even online on steam for that matter.
Why are you even posting my id?
>>122741757
Frost armor is incredible late game and makes a huge difference against enemy carries late game.
I'll just leave this here.
How did drums go from horrible-never-build item to an item people build on every carry
is dota just about memes
I just realised
I don't know who or what this adeleide is
I know it has something to do with shitposting and anime tho, thats for sure
>>122740910
thats all? what the fuck?
>>122733406
roll
>>122742076
more skirmishing early, that ms, hp and mana sure does help
-5 AS on pt, +5 AS on the drums active
also yeah, drums = lose was very meemey. drums was just kind of like vanguard in the sense that people built it way too often because they didn't know what else to build
is there a more underrated carry than luna?
>>122742004
>nicofag é de portugal
hue
>>122742097
you deny the enemy midplayer 3-4 waves by minute 4-5, giving your mid lvl 4 while hes lvl 3, lvl 5 while hes lvl 4 and lvl 6 while hes lvl 5
the tradeoff is that you wont have many stacks for your own mid at those two spots
>>122742097
>autowin mid while support gets farm from pulled camps
that's pretty broken tbqh senpai
>>122742252
Chaos knight, just get some good strength items and you pretty much insta-rape anybody with a rift and illusions
>>122741883
>>122742004
fucking normal skill
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/7217567
I CAN'T CHOOSE
OUR GUYS OR ANIME
AHHHHH
>>122742076
> people build on every carry
since when?
what the fuck?
>>122742297
>>122742308
tusk already does this with his shards
>>122742493
>>122736476
>I-its the managers fault!
puppey was the captain at the time, he should take the blame, navi wouldn't have slumped if he did such a bad job at ti4. He destroyed everything artstyle had built up for the team. By the time artstyle returned navi was already dog shit
>>122738769
>implying as many people would buy cosmetics if they couldn't show off what a special snowflake they are to others.
Lmao.
>>122742402
so our janny no longer plays the game?
wtf abbadon poster? why u lie to me
>>122742608
He has never been a janny
@122742586
0/10 shitpost, not even worth a (you)
>>122740885
>oh haha
>>122734436
i honestly thought axe-in-lizard-kings-body will just grab the crown and touch his old body with it
>>122742402
>>122742608
Are you fucking retards?
Look at the god damn stupid dates, you moronic troglodytes.
Those are all stats from 2013, aside from two stupid inhouse games 5 months ago.
Jesus fucking Christ, seriously consider killing urselves.
>>122733406
test
Post No.122742586
>its not xboct fault for sucking
>its always the captain amirite :^)
>xDD
>>122742674
i thought the nico poster was the janny because he deletes adelaide posts
and deletes the anti core abadon meme
>>122742775
hey, you kept bragging your abbadon meme and i almost believed you.
where are the matches here? WHERE?
>>122733406
rollan
Do you think puppey has more memey cheese strats up his sleeve?
Or was that jungle tiny his ace in the hole
>wake up
>Secret won
>>122742867
I don't have to brag about jack shit, retard.
My 50 wins - 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is 100% legit.
You can check my profile whenever I'm online, I have the stats displayed there for all you shitters to watch and cry.
>>122742907
me in the middle
was aui the HOTD poster?
>>122742907
me on the left
>>122743045
just link me the dotabuff
i wanna see your build and skill points fuck!!!!
>>122743083
>he thinks it's one person
>>122743173
I don't have it enabled, dudester.
>>122734548
dotabuff or gtfoi just want to know your build
>>122742076
But anon, Phase + Drums was the original carry build up.
>>122734548
>tfw I'm now 50 wins / 16 losses with only playing CARRY Abaddon
>tfw that equals to a 34 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio
That's not how ratios work you little faggot
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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I really can't be bothered to type this shit again so I just went back to the archives and literally copied a post I did regarding this subject a few months back.
Take it for what you will, shitstains :
Step back kid, I'm about to school your kuso ass with CARRY Abaddon.
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion. You can even buy the fuckin' courier because why the fuk not.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Rush a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face.
After this it depends how the game goes, you can go S&Y next if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or just go Vlads next into a Skadi or Heart and AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
Now, take this one in a life-time chance to git fuckin' gud, kid.
I'm not gonna school for your fuckin' shit ass kuso ass forever.
I have 146 matches played, 85 won and I'm only level 37
When my friend had 146 matches he was already 50+
Why is this happening? I want to try ranked
