Batter does not approve of your existence edition
Previous thread: >>122662503
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are not above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-/utg/ cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-/utg/ Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
>>122675536
>Moot
that's low, anon
I'm determined to post this every thread until you like it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg
Post Toriel due to her fucking time and space.
4th for smooching.
>>122675696
>Gaster isn't Jon
0/10
>>122675402
What part of "don't make a fucking thread before we hit bump limit" you didn't get?
>>122675402
other thread's going to keep bumping around you know
>>122675708
TorielxGaster smut when
Do you think Rick would flirt with Papyrus or just hang out with him? He'd also probably would be around Grillby's alot more.
Friendly reminder that if you keep bumping this thread with posts while the other one is also being bumped with posts the mods will delete this one.
>>122675785
>>122675820
Asgore already has dibs on Gaster.
The below poster is Flowey.
Do not trust their lies.
>>122675776
And where exactly does the shitposting happen then?
We can't just let the image spam die..
>>122675897
>>122675953
I want to be pet by chara and have them call me a good boy.
I want to serve chara and make them happy!
>>122676047
I want chara to sit on my face!
>>122676047
I want Chara to be my cute and happy partner!
>>122675696
>implied Soriel
TRASH
Post her.
>>122675696
Left to right :
Markiplier, Ross, Holly, suzy, i dont know, i dont know, arin, danny, monster kid is kevin, and gaster is brian.
Did i get any of them wrong?
>>122676204
mmm'k
>>122676241
Monster kid is jacksepticeye, frisk is possibly Barry. I have no idea who flowey is but its probably Kevin.
>>122676090
I'm not really into facesitting but I'd gladly let them do it if they wanted to!
>>122676119
I do too! I want to be Chara's happy partner!
>>122676204
What's her name again?
>>122676241
Things I would stab to death.
>>122676241
The first thing that came to my head after figuring out what i was looking at in that pic was "So i guess Pewdiepie is Asgore"
Post papy x undyne action.
>>122676338
i forgot barry? Fuck. barry is the best one there besides danny or brian.
Also what connection does jack have to the grumps anyways besides doing stuff with markiplier?
>>122676529
Does markiplier have anything to do with them? I thought it was just a joke because M
>>122676445
>you will never get good smut of these 2 with her as Dom
Why live.
>>122676502
Skeletons don't have dicks, I love that artist his the only one that makes that joke good with his art style.
>>122676585
>>122676529
Mark did one episode of Undertale before he blew off the series.
>>122675909
I love him
>>122676585
He was mentioned a few times and they called him in during the fnaf series to get him to help out because they are shit at video games, so kind of. Its mostly because the mettaton joke in the steam train series.
Also missed opportunity to have ross as flowey
>>122676641
In one of his recent episodes he said hes going to do something special for undertale, but i didnt get to the part in the video because i can only cringe so hard.
So I was going to post this as a reply to an anon hours ago, but internet at work fucked up so I'll just post it as an open reply
The Genocide end is real fucky, especially if you do pacifist and neutral route first. It's always implied you have the power to reset the world, but in the end Chara is the one with the real power, at least if you give it to her. Even when Flowey absorbs the souls and gain godlikepowers in the neutral ending, you STILL have the power to reset and battle him again and again. Granted, its mostly because of Floweys own arrogance that he allows it, which eventually leads to his downfall.
But with Chara, she wrests control of you in one fell stroke, and then you are greeted with a black screen and a howling wind. Even if you wait to beg for a second chance, your game is irrevocably altered by Chara. You no longer have control over the game-state as it was previously implied.
Or perhaps you never had control over it.
Burgerpants fic here: http://pastebin.com/CDVRk1SV
Vote here: http://strawpoll.me/6039007
>>122677084
>She
Chara only goes full demon if YOU show them that violence is the answer.
If you do a neutral/pacifist run they see that you can easily achieve your goals without violence and as such calm the fuck down.
>>122677137
I want to cuddle the void
>>122677431
If you cuddle the abyss
Does the abyss cuddle back?
>>122677238
Soulless pacifist runs raises an issue with that theory though. If showing them no0n-violence works, why do they retain their murderous feelings. I would say that Chara has very little control at all in pacifist/neutral because you haven't fed them enough LOVE to really give them power. Possibly, when you reset, they can't retain any LOVE they did obtain either, but once you complete genocide and sell your soul, it gives them enough power to keep control even after resets. At that point they just let you do as you please and only take over once the player's control is cut anyways so that they can finish everything. In that regard, I would still say Chara is evil in all routes, just without any actual power until you give it to them by completing genocide.
>>122677594
Only if you cuddle hard enough
>>122676350
Pyro Paula
>>122677137
heats flamesman trap fic when
>>122677594
Gaster version when?
>>122676451
>>122676374full pic?
>>122677610
Why not ProJirard the Finishist?
>>122677663
Well they hated people before they went to the mountain, for whatever reason. They're probably still sadistic but not I AM GOD OF PAIN AND ETERNAL SUFFERING.
>>122675681
Good luck because it fucking sucks
>>122677663
>At that point they just let you do as you please and only take over once the player's control is cut anyways so that they can finish everything. In that regard, I would still say Chara is evil in all routes, just without any actual power until you give it to them by completing genocide.
You've already done genocide though. You've shown them that just killing everyone works fine. Why should they go with the new way if you've already shown it works? The fact that they show up in post-genocide pacifist shows that they weren't "reset".
>>122677935
Regardless, they're still able to be lead down that path, and only that path. It's natural progression for them, just because you're the one who has to make them realize it doesn't change the fact that they still accept it without any resistance whatsoever.
>>122676241
How come you know everybody but Susy and Barry? that's pretty weird
>>122678090
Yea because they hated people beforehand. You have to show them that you can do fine by being friends with everyone.
>>122678169
I don't know how i didn't catch barry, as hes my favourite grump besides danny.
>>122678080
That's what I said though, doing genocide gives them the power to stick around through resets since you give them your soul. And my other point was that if you were able to show them different ways to get through things since non-violence also works, why would they stick to genocide exclusively? Surely going through pacifist should open their eyes to otherwise if they're in anyway redeemable right?
>>122678214
Then why don't they show up and acknowledge it or anything? Only in genocide do they do so, and if you go pacifist afterwards they stick to genocidal tendencies even though pacifism works too.
>>122675402
Just kill me Batter senpai.
>>122678334
>Then why don't they show up and acknowledge it or anything?
Because they only got 'power' through LOVE.
>>122676241
is this brian guy a muslim cuz' gaster is looking iffy in that image
something in my blood screams for removal
>>122678465
brian's persona is a ninja.
>>122675402
I want to fuck the Batter and take away his purity in the most depraved, humiliating way 2bh
>>122678041
I dunno'. The Tem and Flowey bit were amusing.
>>122678465
Nah, he cool
>>122678595
He's one of the first miniboss enemies you meet and he looks ridiculous.
>>122678595
The better question is What the fuck happened to that picture-quality, anon.
>>122678595
I dunno, he only won after like a dozen polls
>>122678595
He looks real furry.
>>122678595
Gay furries, isn't this obvious?
>>122678521
Ehh...
>>122678663
I don't believe (u).
>>122678595
Furries. That's the only reason. I can't understand why, Doggo is the worst dog in the whole game.
>>122678448
Which is why they don't bother with pacifism, they're only interested in power/destroying everything. Only through genocide can they come back at all, we don't even know if they can be aware of events in pacifist since you don't kill anything. Ultimately this is all head-canon bullshit anyways since we have little to no facts to base it off of so whatever. Chara still a shit.
Right, I'm off to bed. Good night, /utg/.
>>122678817
Yeah but that isn't saying much
All the dogs are fucking great
>>122678817
>Lesser & Greater Dog: Cute and they don't talk
>Dogaremy and Dogaressa: Explicitly married
>Doggo: Looks like he could be a furry OC
>>122677862
im sorry anon but thats all there is
i guess you can use your imagination?
undertale needs more dog-based fancharacters
>>122678854
Chara literally did nothing wrong and is a cute kid who needs tender loving and affection.
>>122678873
I knew I posted a fullsize version of this before.
I wonder why GRIS doesn't work this time around?
https://40.media.tumblr.com/e65e9157b638f99f7a218e72c4d9d720/tumblr_nwefizWAjb1utju1vo1_1280.png
>>122679026
shit now you reminded me of this dude who shipped his dog OC with sans.
shit cray yo
Is Lewdster somewhere here?
>>122679121
>>122679121
Sure he didn't.
>>122679248
He had some math thing to work on last I heard.
>>122679287
No but they're cute and deserve a happy loving family
>>122679121
chara leave
Fuck off Charafags, it's time for the MTT show.
>>122679431
I can get behind this.
>>122679408
chara stay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
Which monster would have this theme if it were a boss ?
>>122679595
chara go and stay go
>>122679595
dead child stay dead
people die for a reason
>>122679302
chara please take the vibrator out of your pants that face you're making is making me uncomfortable
Friendly reminder
>>122679608
Alphys
>>122679634
>>122679702
no they're tired and gonna take a nap
>>122679248
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7b4e1fc07b6339580d619b5fb56ab9ff/tumblr_nwzm0c2JRt1tvcokgo1_1280.png
>>122679556
http://38.media.tumblr.com/14e7d8a81888dc3db4813946ba12bd16/tumblr_nwhintMosq1rephmco1_540.gif
Hey /utg/ what's your favorite Undertale remix?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baV-6-oHnA8
>>122679358
He comes here sometimes. He was there couple of days ago, iirc.
>>122679791
there's a nice comfy coffin you should nap in
not chara, you
>>122679608
I'd say none.
Sans has the look to be a possible slavsquat type but the game in general isn't STALKER in the slightest.
>>122679783
kill yourself, senpai
>>122679431
Chara vs. Mettaton cage match. Who wins?
>>122679752
>She
T E N D E R
L O V I N G
>>122679906
Mettaton only made for sexual
>>122679804
I know, but last I heard from him he was studying.
>>122679858
But anon, I'm you. Do you really wish to sleep in a coffin?
>>122679792
Thank you for the better picture with Gaster.
>>122679792
Thanks pal.
>>122680025
It looks pretty comfortable, and someone once told me it's as comfortable as it looks.
New voiceacting with femanon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AwGVSoyc7P
based on this comic
any short requests before i head to sleepybone land?
Toriel x Asgore is completely stupid and only for idiots with daddy issues.
Sans x Toriel is a bit better, since the characters don't have a century of bad blood between them that can't ever be cleaned off, but they still work best as close friends and joke buddies.
But at least neither is Sans x Frisk. Or, even worse, the dreaded Sans x OC. Good gravy.
>>122679906
Chara.
>>122679729
You have a vibrator up yours?
Wow!
>>122680152
All of them are bad. Shit vs. shit isn't much competition.
>>122680152
grillby's all like
>are they gonna eat the fucking fries
>>122680251
RG 01/RG 02 is the only acceptable shipexcept for Burgercream
Threadly reminder that the batter killed existance just because ailens from beyond the 5th wall.
Chara is evil.
God may or may not exist
>>122679752
>she
lol
>>122680152
Why does Frisk look like they just came out of a Vault.That's really cute though, even though the art isn't the best quality.
>>122680337
What about Undyne/Alphys?
>>122680349
Decent Theory. Post Gaster.
>>122676451
>>122677770http://imgur.com/a/BR5Jj HERE I AM
>>122680152
>denying canon for headcanon
Okay.
>>122680349
welp, thanks for spoiling that...
>>122680337
What about Fire/Tentacle?
>>122680152
Is that Chara in the back drinking tea.
>>122680524
>>122680337
Aren't those guard guys sort of "canon" giving their sparing interaction.
Shipping is autistic people playing barbie doll with characters from what I get.
>>122680245
can someone drawmettaton with his transparent torso filled with cum while licking his lips?
>>122680152
>Toriel x Asgore is completely stupid
why must you deny them love anon
>>122680524
That person's a scumbag most likely but the art looks nice.
>>122677137
Cuddleficwith me and you ;)
Post the flippety floo for those precious (you)'s
>>122680524
stop posting this bait
we've already talked about this and reacted and everything
ResidentSleeper
>>122679836
cool legs
>>122680701( . ) ( . )
>>122679794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ywWyLUSD2g
>>122677137
>Bunny shopkeepfutablowjob almost winning
Dang
Cast her.
>>122680123
Nice work, both of you!
Femanon sounds more confident.
>>122680885
In to the Core.
>>122680885
Convenient Lamp
>>122680245
I want to put my__dickin his mouth
>>122679794
It's not a huge change but I like metal purger.
https://soundcloud.com/not-bees/metal-purger
>>122680935
elaborate, could be useful in the future!
I really wish Frisk was sitting on Asriel's lap in this picture...
>>122680956
Asgore "Throw the Human Whore into the Core" Dreemurr
>>122680975
At least let my dick rest until the sun goes down
>>122680885
Monster kid
>>122681093
Gaster needs friiiiiiiiiiends
>>122680701
despite everything, it's still (you)
>>122678589
>not Japhet
>>122679794
Do mashups count?
https://soundcloud.com/wendyfag/through-the-core-and-ruins
>>122680885
Dead Child #3: Ballet Kid
The story would have to be rewritten slightly, as the child has now died by vagina bomb.
>Frisk will never furiously wiggle her hips at your crotch
>>122679431
>>122680245
>>122680975
I just realized something. Mettaton doesn't wear any clothes.
So he's naked.
All the time.
>>122681195
As I promised, here's your (you).
>>122681117
nope.
>>122679121
I want to be friends with Chara and have childhood adventures with them.
>>122681239
>Think it'll just be ruins+core
>mfw
>>122681294
He's got to get those ratings somehow
>>122681072
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c95e2dfe40bb433a8315e8ad927680b8/tumblr_nx9wgrgTRL1rn6fxso1_1280.png
>>122680245
It's the bowie effect.
It's when an man is so handsome that both genders get hot and bothered about them.
>>122681273
>>122681273
>her
>>122681459
I wish I was small and cute and lovable but also kind of lewd just like Frisk
>>122681121
This would actually work.
Now cast Steve Blum
>>122681459
I want to know how to do that!
I want to flirt like this!
>>122676628
It's not much but please take this lewd.
http://i.imgur.com/Cvi9oIF.png
>>122681514
Yes, her.
>>122681536
Me too! We can be cute flirt friends together!
>>122681514
Her.
>>122681581
Frisk is a boy because I'm a boy, fight me.
>>122681534
Probably just one of the minor guys around. He could probably do burgerpants, he did Jamie in megas.
>>122675402
Im deeply depressed with how quickly these generals devolved into shit
>>122681534
flowey
Or temmie
>>122681676
Well if I was able to move my like that, I would, but we can't be flirt friend if I can't flirt...
>>122681782
They're fine.
>can beat Sans pre-fight without getting hit
>still don't know what's at the end of his love tunnel
I want to die. It's probably a wall of bones or some shit like that.
>>122681534
Adult Asriel?
>>122681735
You're getting Frisk and Chara confused.
Chara is supposed to be you.
>>122681782
They have always been shit.
>>122681878
Stay determined, you can do it. Also, leave until you manage to beat him.
>>122681825
Don't worry, I can't either. We can be flirt friends in training!
>>122681782
It's really mostly just X-fags hating on Y-fags, nothing new here.
>>122681878
get gud
>>122681443
>It's the bowie effect.
Toby didn't go far enough. Not much of a bulge.
>>122681972
Frisk is the character I control, Chara is the character I name.
>>122682016
Flirt friend in training, does that mean we can flirt together?
>>122682129
Yes, and?
>>122681972
Both are you.
>>122681379
THAT ISN'T WHAT I WANTED
>>122682129
Wrong, Chara is the one controlling Frisk and by extension, you being Chara.
It's up to you to fully awaken them.
>>122682170
I control Frisk, I'm a boy, therefore Frisk is a boy.
QED
>you will never grope toriel's booby and ask her how forboden this is
>you will never kiss her forcefully before she can react
>>122682135
I mean, we gotta practice, right?
>>122681782
you ain't see nothing yet, boiwait until the evaders stop buy while the mods are busy jerking themselves
>>122681957
dreamy
>>122682113
Here's your bulge: >>122679836
>>122680432
Fiiine.
>>122680521
3 confirmed thumbnails. A few others are suspicious.
https://41.media.tumblr.com/b4d04cfeb96b854f2b6f79524d272d25/tumblr_nxtkf3tToW1u7777go1_1280.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7aa7cac9c772cae9079b58439b162312/tumblr_nxmw41cRoA1rkb9kmo1_1280.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/e5426f7d119ad0659c90d3b57eba38b8/tumblr_nxo99khbUq1s7tqy3o1_1280.png
>>122682392
that's fanart though
i just finished completing all 3 routes, is there anything to do in this game anymore that i haven't already seen?
>>122682329
Yeah! Let's pratice flirting together!
>You will never ever be pegged by Toriel
>She will never tell you what a good boy you are
>>122682113
I didn't remember it being that big. Jesus, they should have used a codpiece.
>>122682252
>>122682409
>Chara is controlling Frisk
What
"It's still you"
I like these lyrics. Too bad the guy can't sing but that screamo part caught me off guard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9QKKdJbszI
Want to sing something together /utg/?
>Frisk/Chara is my gender!
*tips
>>122680152
I shipToriel x Sans x Asgore in a three-way relationship.
>>122682289I consider Frisk as a boy when I'm not a boy
>>122682523
Rumour was they did it on purpose and even designed the costume to show it off. Kind of funny. It's more noticeable in some scenes then others.
>>122682452
How the fuck do you stay motivated enough to do this all day every day? Thank you for all your hard work though.
>>122682504
Soulless pacifist if you really want to go for 100% completion. And look up all the neutral endings, since there's like 20.
>>122682061
Y-WING WAS THE SUPERIOR CRAFT, GODDAMNIT.
>>122682506
i think U r a pretty hot hotbaby *shakes but*
>>122682632
Doesn't Bowie regret having it that prominent? I remember hearing something like that.
>>122682654
Wuw! Much flirt, I wannaboop your snoot
>>122682547
>bring dense to the point of not recognizing third person
>"It's just me, Chara."
>Someone else comments on they
>h-hey that's me?!
>>122680152
Tori and Gorey is my favorite ship.
>>122676241
Genocide run doesn't sound too bad just about now.
>>122682559
Can Sans make his blue magic dicks grow on surfaces other than his own pelvis? Can he make Asgore grow blue dicks extending from his nipples? Can he then make those dicknipples shit glowing blue magical piles of excrement for his own amusement?
>>122682732
Whoa dude, I'm getting way too hot and bothered right now. We're pretty good at this.
>>122682652
I will fight you faggot, X was better.
>>122682609
Usually I like to play as the opposite gender too.
>>122682848
BOOP THE SNOOT
>>122682737
"Still just you, Frisk"
The "Chara is the narrator" thing is just fanwank, anon.
>>122682885
Come get me when you have an Ion Cannon, bitch.
>>122682848
That's a little dangerous to get that hot!
>>122682904
I love toboop snoot
>anon you are so silly, why do you want to boop me on the snoot so badly?
>>122682642
It's relaxing on some level, but I probably would have ignored a dump like that if I wasn't saving images from it myself.
You are now aware of the fact that all three characters associated with Megalovania have blue genitals.
hey /utg/, have some new Gaster
>>122683008
Y-Yes, please!
>>122682715
I'm not sure. I never looked up his opinions on it, just rumours supposedly from people who worked on the movie.
Maybe now that he's older and he was dancing with a younger girl in the movies he feels awkward about it. Sort of like that ugly hair style you had in a high school year book.
>>122680152
I ship Sans/Frisk in a non-lewd parent/child relationship.
Don't kinkshame me.
>>122682553
>>122682547
>>122681735
>>122681581
>>122681514
Why would anyone want Chara and Frisk to be boys? Girls are cute. Boys are gross.
>>122680152
>Toriel x Asgore is completely stupid and only for idiots with daddy issues.
Alphys ships it, why can't you?
>>122683008
Because you've got a damn sexyass_
>>122683143
I didn't think I could be this triggered. This is fantastic, I can feel the veins in my forehead bulging
>>122682925
I wasn't implying that, shit for brains.
Never did.
Chara could be there still, they don't have to necessarily be the narrator in the first place.
And in that case, it's canon, further emphasized in Genocide.
"Give me THEIR soul"
As in a separate entity entirely from you two.
>>122683145
Alphys ships everything though,
>>122683145
Well, what do you think Alphys is?
There's a reason why she's so desperate to impress Asgore.
>>122683145
Alphys turned existence into a hellscape between life and death for dozens and left their families broken and empty, and then she created a being that holds their entire cosmos in the palm of its vine.
>>122683143
Girls have cooties.
>>122683143
You're obviously new around here. Males are better in every single way.
>>122683143
I like Chara as a boy.
>>122683143
Because everybody loves Frisk and I am a boy and I want to feel good about myself. I want to feel cute.
>>122683143
Chara and Frisk don't need to be CUTE, they're lean mean fighting machines built for WAR and MERCYrespectively.
The only true ship iseveryone x everyoneminus Jerry
>>122683043
Is the file name accurate to the Wing Dings? Some letters I remember seem to match but there's four three letter words and "some" is four letters...
Also no I don't have any bones, Gaster pls.