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>News
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out (from rotation) NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
New gear preview:
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- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536
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once again
echolocator is king
FIRST FOR EVIL WOOMY
where's our damn splatfest
Squid military begins to grow in numbers exponentially as hundreds of cute squidboys pour in to sign on into the army and claim their sweet beret.
I want to marry Callie's voice actress
>>122492261
>>122492371
I've been using the Kelp Splatterscope since about July so I was pretty surprised when I saw it becoming really common.
>>122492386
I've found it to be extremely versatile. Its really useful in both turf and ranked.
>You will never be held by an Octoling in Squid/Octo Daycare.
>>122492561
Whens anything new?
>>122492781
mah nigga
this is the best charger of alli really want a kelp hero charger
bara
>>122492978
What're the stat differences between Kelp and vanilla chargers?
>>122493169
just the sub/special, sprinkler and wail instead of splat bomb + rush
>>122492781
>>122492978
scope or no scope? Is the extra range on scope really worth it?
>>122493387
>>122492978
Fuck man, and I thought I used the Kelp a lot.
>>122493314
I hate using unscoped chargers, I use the way the screen zooms in with the scope to determine when my shot will kill.
>>122493169
None. The Splat Charger, Hero Charger, Splatterscope, Kelp Splat Charger, and Kelp Splatterscope are all the same weapon with different kit, and scope/no scope.
Scoped chargers have 10% more range, but move a little slower when charging.
Kelp's kit is fucking broken. Maybe people are starting to recognize that.
>they have the 12-3 top-of-rank sniper
>we have the 2-8 bottom-of-rank sniper
>repeat forever
dear diary: fuck everything
>>122493624I'd let Spyke break into my apartment, if you know what I mean.
>>122493765
Better than playing with level 50 Japs.
>>122493838
>>122493624
>>122492745
cute!
>>122493913
>>122486484
7/8
GGs to those that have left
mfw I constantly lock out an eliter sniper with full str up with ink brush nouveau
>>122492978
>>122493657
Kelp is best charger, still use the regular one but the 5th player is strong
>>122494164
GGs
>>122493657
That's your own preference. Personally hate scopes.
>>122494375
stop right there
Marie~~!
>>122494518
Ansis here. Ggs Scarth lobby. For the first time I got to play against the same people over and over again. From what you've seen, anything in particular that I'm doing wrong or that I should do differently? Any feedback at all? I really want to improve past B+.
>>122494628
why is she so perfect?
>>122494236
>600,000 on a charger
Witnessed.
>>122494821
The world may never know
>>122494894
>600,000
>>122492978
this nigger has 834,855 if you combine both charger
>>122495195
Don't forget her shortish tentacles
>>122494518
Random Inklings~~!
>>122495282
are they longer or shorter than a normal inkling girls?
I was so close to ranking up and now I'm losing every match, but coming on top. Anybody want to form up a squad? NNID:DeDarko14
>>122493906How much do you think he'd charge for that, Anon?
>>122495635
Someone made a model chart to get a rough estimate on their tentacle length. Callie's are crazy long and I think Marie's were slightly longer then normal but not 100% sure on that. Maybe someone has the pic saved.
Asked it last thread, but I'll ask it again: What's your favorite weapon? Haven't gotten terribly far, but so far mine is the Tentakek Splattershot.
>>122495635
Probably shorter, since Callie's tentacles are freakishly long.
>>122495956
nozzlenose/nzap85 because fast
>>122495956
Kelp Splatterscope
>>122495635
I think Maries tentacles are an average healthy length, but her stylish hairdo gives the impression they are dainty and elegant.
Her cousin's tentacles however are freakish and ungainly.
![ink_buckets[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0GASPbP.jpg "ink_buckets[1].jpg")
>>122495956
No set favorite but the Slosher type weapons are my favorite category. The concept is great.
I just hate how a roller can flick with no ink but a slosher can't scoop up ink off the floor at a slower shooting speed.
>>122495956
KELP CHARGER
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>>122496378
>roller can flick with no ink
that's a lie
>>122496478
They can flick. It just doesn't kill in one hit anymore
>play after a long time
>met with picrelated right away, all the shit in plaza is same
>literally fucking everyone uses maximum run speed up bubblers
well back to not playing splatoon
>>122495956
I like the Sploosh-o-matic and E-Liter 3K. Though the weapon I covered the most turf with is the Splattershot Pro, followed by the E-Liter.
If the anon who was cautious about buying the game because of poor internet is still here, I'm the one everybody was bringing up in the last thread.
Unless you buy a LAN adapter for Wii U, which costs like, 8USD you'll end up disconnecting from probably 1/2 of your matches.
Since I bought one I only end up d/c from probably 1 in every 15 matches now, and that doesn't mean count out 14 and give up, I sometimes go all night with no problems despite having speeds like this.
The ping does prevent me from playing the same game as everybody else though. Enemy players will often survive enough damage to kill 5 or 6 times, people teleport short distances constantly which results in a lot of missed shots, and basically everything kills you in one hit.
>>122497089
Jesus, talk about liking weapons that are the extreme opposite of each other.
>>122496672
ah okay
>>122497247
hey at least you can pull some omae wa mou shindeiru on other players
>>122497247
I wish you had a capture card because I'd love to see the game from your perspective vs someone else
>>122497247
makes for some great lobbies though
>>122497507
It's probably something like this.
one splat bomb
triple splat
>>122497613
Holy shit.
It's time to send 500,000 Octolings into Inkopolis
>>122498203
>implying there are even 50 Octolings let along 500,000
>>122498203
rev up those octohospitals, cuz you're gonna need em once we're through with your kind
>>122497613
>>122497247
Where do you live that you would have such shitty internet?
>>122497425
Yeah, it's always nice to see them suddenly feel my hits in killcam.
>>122497507
I really want one, I'll probably end up getting better internet first though.
>>122497602
I'll feel irresponsible if I don't get some art done first, but I intend to play later tonight.
>>122497613
Basically that except everyone is doing it.
>>122498778
It's not where I live, it's just that the internet comes in through a phone line. It's like fake dial-up that somehow manages to be even worse than dial-up.
>>122497247
I just got disconnected three in a row after a big winning streak and I'm feeling discouraged. I was really close to getting back to B+.
>>122499391
Anon, join my gang, we'll lag the competition to death.
I'm gonna stop there guys sorry, I'm expecting a delivery of some stuff soon anyway.
GGs thanks for coming, got about 2 hours of agmes out of that
Anyone want to squad?
>>122497247
When will people learn to set up their fucking DMZ?
Is there still a private lobby goingon ?
>>122499770
Ggs dude
>>122499813
Let's do it
Attention EVERYONE! ATTENTION! Katsuie, captain and leader of MCU (Meme Containment Unit), has decided to leave his post as the owner/leader of MCU and join TSB (The Squid Box). This sudden news mean the final confirmation of the rumors regarding the disbandment of MCU as a team.
Some good news do come out of this. The following players are free agents and available to be taken by any team:
- Scarth
- CA
We wish nothing but the best to the remaining players of the former MCU and good luck on their future endeavors.
>>122500404
Oh, hey!
Gimme 10 minutes to eat something, then I'll be on.
Are you the squad that's already up? Don't want to keep you waiting.
>>122500404
RIP Meme Team
>>122500772
What? No.
I'll wait for you anon, gonna need an NNID.
>>122500649
>>122500886
Kay.
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
>>122501281
Ayy, already have you added.
>>122500649
GG MCU. You had a good run.
SURPRISE YOU SHIT CHARGER
YOU DID THE WORST OF THE ENTIRE TEAM
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR C'MONS AT THE END OF THE GAME
YOU FUCKING SUCK
>>122501281
Room's up. Let's go.
>>122501653
Is that an elaborate ruse
>>122501785
these posts always give me a good chuckle
>>122501653
After the underwhelming performance of the Memes at the several previous tournaments I have to sympathize with their captain's decision to dismantle the team. I'd also like to add that I am glad that we as a general and website will no longer be represented by a team that would prefer to focus their efforts on generating laughs with their trite "memes" than exhibiting the high level teamwork that's expected from a team with their reputation.
>>122499046
>still using DSL
is it really that bad with the internet in murrica?
>>122501851
2/4 jess squad
i wanna creampie and impregnate callie
Hmm, we might have to twin.
>>122502254
They kept performing like shit because they had a nigger for a captain. How does he expect for his team to perform well when all he does is fuck around with the Rapid Blaster?
>>122502343
>Not Marie
Shit taste anon.
Hi Schmuel
>>122502290
No, I'm a special case.
>>122502323
3/4 now
>>122502343
>>122502724
eyyy, I just woke up and was about to put up a squad myself.
Tell me i'm a cute little squib, /ink/.
>>122503136
do you have a picture of your woomy?
>>122503136
You're a squib now; you're a kuib now,
>>122502773
Still free ?
>>122502738
God, that's barbaric. No wonder Scarth barely bats an eye when his own modforce tells him to kill himself during his streams - he's had bend over and bear much more severe tongue lashings from the man and captain he is supposed to trust.
I wonder what else has been going on behind the curtains. I want the MCU's toxic behavior to be exposed in full and then for its leaders to be sent to the pillories.
>>122503280
Nope, unless you're the one who took the last spot .
That poor tri squad.
I let you down
>>122501653
I'm really sad. I liked MCU much more than TSB.
>>122503918
>TSB does better generally than MCU.
>MCU is favored.
Why?
>>122502738
>deleted
i am beginning to worry that the rumours that scarth is a janitor are true.
>>122503903
Damn, son! What other juicy stuff can you tell me about MCU? I wanna know ALL of it.
>>122501281
sent
>>122504009
Key and Cloudy are disgusting. That's all there is to it.
These S+ squads
>>122504357
We're full now, sorry.
>>122504756
Jess pls come back
i wanna lick callies armpit
>>122504881
Wait, what have I got to do with this, did I miss a memo.
>>122504914
Callie's cute armpits are 100% canon
>>122503903
Ugh. I'm disgusted but ultimately glad that the team blew up before he could run his greasy beaner paws all over Scarth's lithe sissyboi body.
>>122504974
I think that anon replied to the wrong person.
>MCU shitposting
I'm so fucking glad that team is done. They weren't even good to begin with.
>>122500649
I want to join THE thyrack's team now
>>122504974
Didn't mean to reply at all.
Dismiss that.
>>122505305
>thryack
>team
>>122505293
What the fuck is all this team stuff anyway.
I thought /ink/ didn't like this sort of shit, what the hell happened to this general.
>>122501917
THE MEMES ARE OUT
>>122505558
>this coming from a thread that sucks tia/jess' girlcock at every opportunity
>>122505708
Who?
>>122501917
>Memes start spreading in the thread
What do you think
With MCU gone, WHO WILL CONTAIN THE MEMES?
Is this post still relevant?
>>122505708
You know, it's funny.I quite like Tia, but if there was a dude with the same personality/posting style I would fucking hate him. Shows how much of a fag I am
>>122505558
Just ignore the memesters
>>122505708
>tfw you will never suck an /ink/ girl's girlcock
>>122506014
>Moetron
>Sonata
>>122506050If you put that personality/style(presumably girlish) on a man wouldn't it be considered gay?
>>122506014
There was this other one.
>>122506050
Everyone would, that's the point.desu I don't mind any of /ink/'s confirmed grills but their legion of beta orbiters disgust me
>>122506134
>they will never come back
>>122506393
Have you checked SplatNet or even your friend list lately?
>>122506050
Feel when your best friend has been consumed by post ironic /r9k/ memes and now isn't as cute and likable as she once was.
>burst bombs with no throw up
>longer range than my jet squelcher on flat ground
WTF
>>122506465
No I had delete them a while ago to make room for other friends.
Squib
>>122506619
feel when qt was inclanyou quit and too afraid of coming off as a creep to contact
w/e probably has a legion of other virgin losers to talk to
RIP in pepperonis, meme team.
I'm level 17, and it says on the wiki that I need to be level 17 to unlock the kelp splatterscope, but it's not in the store. Did they change it?
>double inkzooka
So charger "nerf" did fucking nothing, when the real charger nerf will be?
>>122507295
You have to finish one of the single player bosses first. It's the most valuable weapon you'll get out of the SP.
>>122507174
Fixed that for you.
>>122507382
do you even dynamo
>>122507471
0 points turf inked on both of them.
>Kill the 4 enemy squids with a single kraken
>Squidbag them generously
>Connection unstable 10 seconds afterwards
fucking nips
>>122507471
>having cancer
>there are people who unironically purchased and use dynamo
>>122507471
Is it weird that I don't care about the dynamo at all regardless whether I'm using it or the enemy?
>>122507592
>there are people who don't use weapons they dislike for a short amount of time to get a better understanding of how to counter them
>>122507748
>countering an Eliter
Be another Eliter? Nah I prefer not being a cock sucking shit lord fag
>>122507748
>he cannot learn how to deal with a weapon without eating shit himself
>>122507956
A mentality like that inhibits improvement at the game, man.
>>122507174
I'm tearing up for real rn. I never got to know each of its members very well but... for a team of channers to come together and form a functioning professional competitive unit like the MCU was, the chemistry between them must have been some solid stuff. Farewell... Bang.
>>122508037
>learning how a weapon works in turf wars is the same as using it as a crutch for ranked
>>122508123
Those Tri-sloshers, lol.
So what was the reason mcu disbanded?
>>122507956
You get close then shoot randomly at the ink they are hiding in hoping they don't pop up and instantly kill you with 3 strength up burst bombs.
This has caused me more stress in the past 30 minutes than I've experienced in the past 5 years. Every time I try to do anything to it I get 5 times as many problems as I do progress. Maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow.
>>122508294
Is that real news? I assumed it was yet another shitpost.
>>122508441
If yousquishit Bum I swear to god
>>122508441
What even is it
>>122508441
hot taco
>>122508441
>>122508632
Looks like a woomy assaulting an ara
>>122508597
>bum
He's the sculpt fag?
>>122508840
Why do you think his internet is so slow?
>>122508597
Better to squish it than let it become an abomination. I'm gonna do all I can to make it work though.I've bitten off way more than I can chew, I'm never making something out of separate pieces ever again.
>>122508840I thought it was common knowledge by now.
>>122508890
Clay is clogging his Ethernet? I don't know.
>>122508441
>>122508993
I like the attempt at making an octoling, it looked like it was off to a good start !
>>122508993
What are you using to sculpt this? I've only ever used old school clay, but this looks like it's a lot easier to use.
>>122508123
TSB still exists.
>>122508123
Holy autismo
FUCK YES
That was a good game, nicely done guys!
>>122509224
I love this stuff, the only problem is that it shows detail so well that every minor bump and scuff shows up, so you have to be really careful when handling it.
>>122508445
Was it just a shitpost?
>>122504756
>Key
He's a good, stand up guy. No reason to hate on him honestly.
>>122509753
-Key
>>122509753
Was he a big guy?
>>122509721
Can you paint or glaze it?
>>122508815
It's a spaghetti actually, I'm going with the right side for shoe shape, but if I actually pull off the figure and paint it, I'm gonna make them the color on the left.
>>122510249
just for laughs haha
>>122509753
Cloudy, on the other hand...I still remember when /mk8g/ found his blog, YouTube channel, Steam, etc.
/ink/, what's your worst lag story?
mine was on moray during tower control. me and a sploosh were on the tower and i got that unstable connection message, and the tower stops moving completely. the sploosh is still firing and the bullets start bending to the left for a solid minute or so. the tower suddenly zips to the end, stays there for ~20 seconds and then everyone disconnects.
PAINT THE FUCKING ZONEYOU IMBECILES. THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING HAVE TO DO TO WIN
>>122510113
I use the mostcheapestacrylics money can buy.
I think thats it.
Gg's jess squad.
>>122510542post it
>>122510721
ggs. You did well, flippy. :)
1 spot open. Schmuel, Nobody, you guys want to keep going?
>>122510598
I played against Bumnuggler
>>122510671
>>122510984
Freezing here, but I'm game for more
>>122510984
sorry, I'm gonna go. I really only enjoy rainmaker. ggs
>>122511102
I played with Bumnuggler.
>>122510671
>easiest zones rotation
>shitters still fail
>-12
>>122510765
He took everything down soon afterpussy
>>122511102
>>122511226
I playedasBumNuggler.
>>122511404
His steam isn't particularly hard to find nor is his Youtube. Why do people feel the need to do stuff like this anyway?
>>122511196
Ugh, I know. I really don't like zones on Rig.
... or zones in general, really.
>>122511416
>>122511102
We've been had. We can't beat this.
>>122508441
>that hand going up her shirt
>>122509753
Eat a bullet sandwich Key
i'm actually sad that their team went to shit
>>122511939
I know, I think it looks super awkward but I can't figure out the easiest way to make it look normal, I don't want to have to redo the whole thing because it was a huge ordeal to even get that much done.
>>122512387
I meant that it looks good actually, you made the fabric effect really authentic.
This new way of ranking players after each game is fucking stupid.
>>122495956
its a tie between these 2
>>122513008
does it even fucking matter
the thing that matters is that matchmaking is still shit
>>122513008
but how else will you tell who was lucky enough to get carried to S+?
>>122512736I can't tell if you're serious and I'm too hard on myself or if you're being sarcastic and I'm right in my self-criticism.
gg guys
>>122513246I'm the other sculptanoni'm serious, you chimpkeep it up and see this through to the end
>>122513256
ggs!
>>122513256
Kill yourself
>>122513246
Different anon, I think it looks really good toward the top of the shirt but too "transparent" where the hand is entering the shirt. Still good though. Being an artist and being too hard on oneself go hand in hand sadly.
>tfw no woomy gf
>>122513397
I'll do my best anon, but I'll never stop thinking I could do a lot better on every part of everything I make.
>>122513561
I didn't try very hard on that part at all. Or rather, I didn't do anything with it until I had attached the heads and arms and couldn't find a good way to hold it and ended up giving up because I was terrified I'd ruin something if I tried any more. I'll work on it more tomorrow.
dont mind me im just the best map in the whole rotation
2 spots open in squad.
>>122514002
I want to hug and kiss a woomy so bad
>splatoon save file 508 MB
no wonder my scums been taking longer
it was like 384 or something
i forgot they added gear
>>122514192
save more money, so you dont spend to much time waiting for the files
>>122514065
Eh, it's okay.
>>122514065
easily top three. great stage. really nice aesthetics, too.
>>122514164
>>122514002
I want to protect a woomy from/ink/
>>122514065
Am i the only one who hates it?
>>122514316
I want to sniff a Woomy's sweaty butt
>>122514065
What is /ink/'s favourite stage, anyway?
I'm going to take a break, actually. Thanks for the games, Nobody!
>decide to search draw anon's name/my name to see if anything pops up cuz they're finishing my woomy pic
>shitposting vaguely involving me
hooo boy
do i need to take a break from this place?
>>122514524
>>122514192
>>122514572
Walleye.
>>122514572
heights
>>122514710
>>122514572
Walleye Warehouse or Kelp.
I like all of them though.
>>122514832
>>122514831
on RM
>>122514798
on TC
and Blackbelly for Splat Zones
