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>BETTING
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Previous Thread: >>122467118
hello?
>38 memes early when the thread was dead as fuck
>>122475137
Yeah but dancatpro starts spamming drow pictures when a thread is closing, and makes it shit really fast.
TRUE ANIME
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
You re-re-reap
What You so-so-sow!
Better back down
or I'll send you Below
I hope you ain't shitty
or I'll send you to low PRIORITY!
>>122475137
>thread lasts less than 2:30 hours
>le ded as fug
kill youself with this meme
Anybody else wish all Secret fans would drop dead?
why do people not expect ember spirits to rush a BF at minute 13 like they do for AM?
>>122475195
That's hilarious actually
ANIME MAKES YOU BETTER AT DOTA
Yuroneet just waking up how was EG vs VEGA?
BASED CDEC NOT FALLING FOR HONEY POT LANS
>>122475273
cause ember can fight early if he itemizes for it, while AM absolutely MUST go full farm mode.
>>122475271
The ones who were fans since the start are fine. Bandwagoners in the other way...
>>122475195
>>122475324
Too bad they will never win anything of relevance
>entire thread is nothing but anime shitposters baiting again
secret aren't even fucking playing you're just this obnoxious
>>122475195
EE getting called out for his weak shit taste
>>122475271
>Anybody else wish all Secret fans would drop dead?
Hang yourself already lel ouch.
>>122475389
>badAdelaide
AGGRESIF
this is the most useless fucking bristle i have ever seen in my entire life
>>122475394
this honestly, i wish the mods would actually do their jobs for once
>>122475371
Kek
the team was originally fresh as fuck filled with meme top tier players lmfao youre the nigger here
>joining the same lobby as agressif
How is aggresif balanced?
CDEC is absolutely the most entertaining team in the world from an objective standpoint.
Hey Maybe!
Miss me?
>>122475394
Secret posters were the same even before EE joined. They're actually the worst fan base out of any team
>>122475397
EE dropped Kuroko no basket though.
>>122475050
>Baltics
>white
>>122475523
>n0lans
>top tier player
No anon, you are the memers
>china vs china with LD casting
>>122475581
>the worst fan base out of any team
no that would be eg shitters
>>122475592
Estonia is Nordic though...
>>122475652
why do non-chinese people root for china teams? FUCK CHINA.
>>122475592
>territory of DEUTSCHER ORDEN
>not white
?
>>122475597
Yea he's bad but the players from the original set were just the same caliber as the current ones. Being a "secret oldfag" is, well, there is no such a thing lmfao
Is agressif the best carry player in the world?
>>122475652
>not watching CDEC plays
topkek, guess you like watching western snorefests
watching aggressif play is so beautiful
no sausage finger plays, always at the right place at the right time, never low on mana/hp, always high farm and KDA
>>122475716
estonia stay out of our club
>>122475585
>tfw still waiting for season 3 batch
>>122475652
>not enjoying CDEC dota
theyre more exciting than any western team
>>122475371
gr8 b8 m8, all the n0lans, rtz, zai, kky and s4 shitposting sure as hell weren't done by bandwagoners eh?
>>122475716
>>122475736
>got rounded in concentration camps in ww2
>white
Accept it, Estonia is just Mongolia 3.0
If CDEC kicks shiki and picks up Maybe or CTY they'd be EG/Secret/VG tier. Aggressif is a fucking monster
>unironically watching chink dota when the chinks arent TI champions
still no gg sigh
>>122475814
>backpedaling
Cute try, have a pity (you).
>>122475857
Alliances game starting soon
Should I switch over there?
>>122475548
I'm sorry Anon I have no emotional investment in either team so this game is pretty boring for me in general. I'm sure they're exciting, but it's like trying to watch a football game where neither team that is playing is one that you're a fan of. I don't really care who wins either way.
>>122475812
cute picture dude
>return of the king
THIS
GAME
amazing
>>122475857
yuros are STILL as blasted about TI lmao
>funnest item will never be in dota
>no enchant totem sheen proc to one shot enemy support
RETURN OF THROW KING
>agressif picking up a bounty rune during a teamfight
lmao no respect
>>122475195
>>122475324
Where is this from
>>122475930
>tfw no nasus in dota
>>122475908filtered:3
Russians are cute desu...
>>122475652
>Not watching CDEC
top kek senpai
>>122475895
yeah, best of ones are always going to be more exciting in these situations because its squeaky bum time
it doesnt even matter who is playing
>>122475703
EG fans don't shitpost about their team when they're not even playing. Nobody does that besides Secret fangays
Alliance starting now or after chink game?
>>122475895
Of course, watching swedes get cUcked by shitskins would definitely be amusing
>cdec playing like one
>>122475857
>unironically watching 8thplacing yurodota.
>>122476050
after chink dota
>>122476056
>watching the news during esports
>>122475394
Whoa, what the heck senpai?
how can one Agressif be so based?
>>122476041
you are shitposting about secret when secret is not even playing
fucking eg fangay shitposter
What if Secret poached Aggressif and taught him English
Replace the shit chink (EE) with God Chink
TI6 win basically guaranteed
>>122476004
True Anime.
latency post
>hating on based cdec
you fuckers have no soul.
fuck all the other chinks though. they all do the same thing and xiao8 isnt even playing
>>122475271
The ones that screamed "w33, EE, Misery and PLD are all bad!!! Poor Puppey he doesn't deserve this!!! This team will go nowhere it's tier 3 now!!!" and now support Secrer and say it's their favorite team all deserve to be shot tbqh. The ones who were believers from the beginning are fine.
>>122476041
Secret and EG fans are equally insuffurable.
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>122475716
>Clement Ivanov
>Estonian
please
Hey!
>>122476003
didnt meant to post with it senpai, i know d2g doesnt appreciate trips
have an rare auroth to make up for it
Who's your dota husbando /d2g/?
Pic related.
>this CDEC rape
Absolutely based
>>122475908
>>122476158
We have tripfags now?
Ledouche should use his /a/ tripcode here too.
Agressif is best ember
>>122476183
i'm a slav, i bet the ones complaining about chink dota are madass swecúcks that can't wait for shitliance to get knocked the fuck out
>>122476246
>that disgusting suit fit
>people thijnk this is niuce
>>122476041
>EG fans don't shitpost about their team when they're not even playing
a bajillion posts about ppd says something else
Purge's voice is enough to make any person manically depressed
Why is this 4k shitter even on the panel
>>122476290
>he rushes drums
d2g advice, not even once.
>>122476137
>reply to people posting about Secret when they're not even playing right now
>yeah well you're posting about them too!
Secret fangays everyone
Also I'm not even an EG fan nice try
>>122476183
classic chinko bargaining tactics to garner sympathy for their fellow chinko teams
>>122476280
Misery-chan
>>122476290
ehmm
Holy fucking shit that echo chamber
Nice crowd dotards
>>122476256
why though
>>122476194
the only people who are allowed to be secret fans are former fuccboi fans who supported the fuccbois as soon as they moved from hon (or before) and were shit for 2 years
fuccboi fans moved to secret because it was half fuccboi + goodnavi
and then when secret broke, as former dedicated fuccboi fans, you had to stick with secret anyway because you arent a bandwagon shittter
and now you have to suffer being a secret fan whilst all these fucking anime shitters ruin it
ITS TIME FOR THE REAL ASS NIGGAS
>>122476140
This desu senpai. Secret will finally become 1st tier team if they do this.
?
Dotards?
100 people watching this shit?
>>122476280
>tfw he will probably never be relevant again
Are there ANY people at the Major?
>>122476365
pt + drums + wand rush
thats one tanky mana filled ember
>>122476397
EE ember is not a carry but a spacemaker.
>>122476280
>>122476289
He knows everyone would filter him, that's why he doesn't
this guy shows up in your lane and slaps your supports ass, what do you do?
>>122476447
MONDAY MORNING U FUCK
>>122476365
you can if you're Agressif, Are you agressif? No? Didn't think so nerd. Hehehe he
>>122476421
My shits look better than this guy
>>122476329
People only post about him when no games are going on. Secret fangays always post about their shitty team while a game is going on that Secret isn't even in
>>122476338
Because he's actually accomplished something, teaching millions of retards to play dota.
I'd take him over maelk or kotl any day, why are they there
is Agressif the best carry in the world?
>tw having to enable filters again for tripfag losers
There will ever be a chink as based as agressif
probably not
It's true that e-sport scene is in dire condition in China? What went wrong?
>>122475930
>Implying Echant Totem Shadown/Silver blade doesn't do it altready
Sun Zheng thats a badass name t b h
>>122476453
;_;
>Valve schedules a mini TI on a fucking monday morning in euroland
>literally 10 people watching the event
SASUGA VALVE
>>122475195
>he's about 177cm, tall guy
kek
Reminder that my prediction is 100%
IS AGRESSIF OUR GUY?
>>122476447
wtf is up with these kind of posts?
dota has always been a dead (lan) game you newfags
the cool kids watch LoL and cs:go
>>122476447
>Valve might finally realize they need to hire more than 15 people to work on the game and help it grow
>>122476447
It would have people if it were in Berlin, the city of the lazy and freeloaders
This is in Frankfurt, the city that carries all of Europe on its shoulders.
why does kotlguy exist
CHING CHONG PING PONG LING LONG SING SONG WANG TANG NIP SLIP GWAI LO SHENG SHONG YING YANG SHEN MUE
>>122476621
No talent chinese talent in LeL, they literally buy the players from korea, just like in Soccer,fuck you, this way everyone knows what i'm talking aboutno one plays dota anymore, CS and nexon games are mostly dead
>>122476665
>VP wins Secret
MingLee
>>122476280
zai ofc
then ppd
>>122475271
I wish both EG and Secret fans to be dead
>>122476621
>e-sport scene
Just the dota scene, nobody is playing dota anymore.
>>122476605
>that when
Hot_Bid@Hot_Bid
Ember, PL, and Gyro in Chinese apparently translates to "Fire cat, monkey, and plane" rofl
>>122476447
Reminder that Germans have an actual work ethic and that the freeloading immigrants are too busy pillaging.
That match was a pub match holy shit.
ITS TIME FOR OUR GUYS ALLIANCE
IT'S TIME BOYS
POO IN LOO
O
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N
L
O
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>>122476638
What the fuck who is that....that body.....is this what high test means
WHERE MY NIGGAS AT? ITS YA BOY RITSU BOUT TO CuCK LODA ON THE MAINSTAGE
>>122476743
>our guys beating reddit's guys
What a great day to be alive watching esports.
>>122476718
reddit literally whined until valve/bts put him in more stuff because "he is growing as a caster" even though its really hard to be worse than he was. like if you go to reddit and say anything negative about kotlguy the whole site will jump on you
>>122476665
>Fnatic wins vs OG and Mineski
literally how
there's like 1% chance of that happening
if all the people who want to be there live could be there that shit wouldve been more than full
its insane for valve to think that theres people who can commit a full week in the middle of semester to just abandon it and go watch people play video games. Only people who are actually there are probably from frankfurt.
if it's empty on friday and saturday, then we will have to worry
>>122476780
what's so funny
C9 vs Alliance
Who here is ready for some clown dota?
>>122476665
Lol you got peruniggers winning a match, what a blunder.
>>122476739
korean imports shat the bed in league so china might go back to all-chinese teams
>>122476638
she looks pretty cool
>yfw they start housing immigrants in the arena mid tournament to make it look full
>>122476701
lol, Valve doesn't care if people shows up for LANs or not
As long as people buy Compendiums, that's all that matters
Alliance better not lose to fucking shitsu
>>122476704
Is that true anon? Canadafag here.
I thought Frankfurt was just a sausage city.
>>122476447
The entire paris situation mightve had a negative impact on the entire thing, in addition to being played on a fucking monday.
did you cringe?
alright the good games are over now
time for some tier 4 yuro/na dota
>>122476832
>a spic, a jew and 3 shitskins
America.
>>122476780
But PL is a cat
PogChamp WTF 2 MINGLEE?!?! MingLee MingLee
Why is there an indian guy in Cloud 9
Holy fuck he's so ugly
i want both team to lose
s.mh
what is it about brown "people" having a twohead?
IS AGRESSIF OUR GUY
>>122476935
why is synderen such a hunk?
Alliance doesn't give a fuck. Bulldog is making more than the winners of TI every time he streams. Loda is personally sponsored by Monster. For S4 it's either this or the unemployment line. They only show up to show their faces and collect your compendium bucks.
Regardless of weekday, why would you go to an e-sports LAN in person when you can watch it comfortably from your home?
Real sports at least add something of value when you are there live, but literally all you do at LAN venues is watching a fucking big screen, probably sitting on uncomfortable seats too.
I haven't been around for a while, why does every thread have tons of drow images at the end?
>We try hard but fail
based as fuck
lmao western dota
>>122476893
Then it will get bombed and be Paris 2.0
>>122477002
DESIGNATED
WHO ARE ROOTING FOR SENPAITACHI?
C9 OR ALLIANCE?
>>122476940
>which team will be the worst of this tournament
>>122477025
this desu senpai
post yfw when Loda gets CuCked by Ritsus BBC
>>122477008
I bet he's wearing cargo shorts and sandals underneath the table
>>122477005
literally the ourest of guys
![1438125172893[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Z8dg1sS.gif "1438125172893[1].gif")
>>122476935
Reminder "cringe" is a reddit shibboleth
>>122475750
Ahem
>>122476935
Purges face speaks volumes
>>122476780
>Not Firenigger, Catnigger, and Oldnigger
>>122477018
Does Bulldog run ads on his stream? Just wondering because I wouldn't see them through adblock, but he could probably make decent money from 10000 viewers.
Then again, he might not need it because donations are enough.
>>122477025
its fun to yell at shit with the crowd and friends
you cant replace that with twitch chat im afraid
I hate how /pol/ has leaked into every fucking board on this website.
Whatever... POO IN THE LOO
>>122476930
frankfurt is a major financial center in europe
berlin on the other end is attractive to tourists and travellers because it's poor and therefore cheap, with lax law enforcement as soon as night falls
>>122477008
He is the definition of alpha mail.
I'd suck his dick in a non homosexual kind of way.
>>122477106
EWstimate for when Kelly announces she's C9's new manager?
>>122477008
He gets pussy from his decent looking GF everyday so he dont give a fuck anymore.
That confidence is what you are seeing as "hunk", you are now literally a girl.
>>122477018
>swedekeka already in full damage control mode
Y-yeah guys they don't even care about this game they're probably not even trying
>>122477106
ritsu is sri lankan and 5 feet tall
but keep fantasizing about nigger dicks
>>122477025
normies have this weird thing where they like to be around other people
they go to events just to be with people instead of enjoying the event itself
i don't get it desu - normies out etc
>>122477073
hes the based thread filler, he cant fill his waifus but he can fill the thred with waifus
pottery
why is maelk called 'reek'?
>>122477025
They have a secret shop. And the players hang around and you can meet them
>SVG
Looks like some rockband singer desu
>>122477113
so?
>>122477148
hi india
Can someone explain why so many people think Envy is bad without using cherry picked footage from games? I don't get this EE is bad meme.
the best part of this tournament is maelk getting blown the fuck out
>>122476930
Well, I was saying it mostly in jest but if you seriously consider it, it's pretty much true. Frankfurt makes most of the money in the country and has very little being spent on it by the government. Most of the internal budget is spent on renewing areas like lower saxony and the dusseldorf/dortmond area (which is very justified, as the infrastructure is aging and younger people are leaving) but the vast majority is being spent on Berlin's irresponsible cultural plans, in the area that makes very little money for the country.
When we add to this, that Germany is carrying Europe, we reach the conclusion that Frankfurt is carrying Europe.
It's a sensitive topic in Germany, you should probably talk to someone you know about it from there, they'll open up about it.
Not even american but I hope C9 trashes Alliance so spectacularly that they will have no choice but to disband,
>>122477143
I don't know but he gets mad donations.
>hehe i will spend 5 dollars to call him a faggot that will show him!! Kappa
>>122476941
>Brax
>a spic
He's half white half gook
>>122476935
I miss Purge posters.
>>122477081
bulldog looks like he's fat as fuck, if you know what i mean
>>122477179
Similarity to Theon from GoT.
>>122477138
LMAO
Epic dude, totally epic XD
>>122477018
what about glory? Are you a girl?
Is Sasamori Tomoe our guy?
>>122477159
>you are now literally a girl.
but ive always been one, is this general so filled with gay people that someone liking a guy automatically makes them a dude?
>>122477163
>Swekeks already damage controlling
>>122477152
>alpha mail
>>122476832
Brax needs to work on his chest and shoulders. Nigga lookin like popeye.
Any Ebola Spirit players here?
What do if creep equilibrium is near enemy tower? Need to get my levels or else I'm useless
>>122477215
whenever his team gets to lategame in a game worth even the tiniest of stakes, he will throw for absolutely no reason, often in spectacular fashion
@122477306
tits or get the fuck out
>implying Alliance won't stomp Clown 9
>>122477194
>that nose
lost son of moni
heres the line to see VG
>>122477146
I agree, twitch chat is not fucking dead.
>>122477081
Lmaoing at all the amount of makeup that went into this and C9 still looks like shit
Only good looking guy is theeban
>>122477131
Wow rare mason pic, never seen thsi before
>>122477260
r u ok
I am so glad china didn't win the TI
NOW IS THE AGE OF REAL DOTA. WESTERN DOTER!!!
Chink DOTA is shitty and mechanical. Western DOTA is fluid and ever changing and very exciting to watch.
>>122476935
I was like
>>122477306
>im a girl gamer
Fuck off already.
>>122477306
snap?
>>122477258
oh right, thanks.
ive never watched
>Cap is the JD stud
he sure is :3
Reminder that thanks to Dota 2 Peruvian player,Valve is adding Nuevo Sol to their currency list.
>>122477368
They normally should, but Alliance is inconsistent and can show absolutely shitty form. Or get outdrafted twice by letting Huskar and Dazzle through.
Alliance would win a BO5, but their advantage over C9 isn't big enough that they can't easily lose a BO1.
>>122477225
Wish I can visit Germany in the near future.
Too bad it's gonna be ruined bymudslimes
>>122477353
Will he though? I haven't seen him do that since he joined secret, and it didn't even happen THAT often in the TI5 C9
>>122477234
Literally "hay guys gurll gamer here xD xD" but as a guy, what a legend.
>>122477352
are you level 2? attempt to kill mid with roll stun
contest the rune
pull radiant if you can
stack ancients
keep roaming you're ES
>>122477306
>general so filled with gay people that someone liking a guy automatically makes them a dude?
Yes, you dumb slut
>>122477159
Pics?
>>122477394
>western doto
>exciting
Vega vs EG vas much more boring and dull than the following China stomp.
>>122477306
Will you add me on Steam? I'm not a creep like other guys. I don't care if you're a girl even if it's really awesome that more of you are into Dota now! :)
>>122477081
Is that theeban on the left?
daym
>>122477426
yet i can pretty much guarantee you i have higher mmr than you go ahead and post your dota buff if you are feeling ballsy little boy
>mss was born in US
>can't speak english for shit
What do these migrants do to their kids, Envy cant speak for shit either
What happened to Tobi, /d2g/?
>>122477535
post tummy
>>122477084
>>122477458
thx for the (yous) desu
i was worried for a bit
also
A STOP SIGN IS NOT A STREET NAME YOU FUCKING KEK SHIT CAPTCHA
>two times in a row
twice, it's fucking twice you mongrel baka
>>122477553
Lack of social exposure to normies.
Literally the best way to learn a new language.
>>122477572
doter
>>122477549
>>122477390
and to think he was an ugly chubby dude before going to China
>>122477572
Depression because he will NEVER breed Traxex.
>>122477572
He embraced his true nature
