KING OF BEARDS EDITION
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122318481
EPIC HAHA D:D:
reworded and reposting from previous thread
cant valve just add a condition that stipulates that a game is safe to leave when someone buys a courier multiple times in succession ?
should help stop griefers
RULES:
1. Roll.
2. Play the hero you get.
3. At 00:00 start masturbating.
4. Until you cum you can only use one hand to play.
Post yfw EG will never lose
>>122358954
jokes on you i have a hairline trigger
>>122358881
kids these days talkin' 'bout fight club on twitter
baka
Is ember a good hero for solo queue or should I not bother because of the prevalence of doombringer?
>>122358954
rolling
Daily reminder this passes for a "North American" team
Nothing like a game like this after a losing streak.
based unkillable turbo porcupine man
>>122358881
alright which one of you faggots is this?
>>122358954
>nipples on naga
hate this meme
How many men in this photo are white?
The answer might surprise you.
>>122359110
all five of them
the white race is doomed
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE IMMORTAL AND COMIC LA
>>122359110
The guy on the right has strong non-white features desu
Our guy Andrey the Chipenko is purest white
>>122358954
rolling
>>122359110
Peep Show, Slav, Drunk Slav, White Man, Jew
>>122359035
what is he thinking d2g?
>>122359176
why doesnt she have a nose?!
why dont fng get bangs or tie his hair ponytail
it looks awkward
>>122359110
far left looks like the guy from peep show
how the fuck is huskar balanced?!?
![stdin_snapshot_58.07_[2015.11.13_23.44.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/onv3bth.jpg "stdin_snapshot_58.07_[2015.11.13_23.44.41].jpg")
>>122359271
Because memers convinced him he got great hair
>>122359325
Just stun him and right click him down.
>MMY going full Mao
starting to play treant more frequently and loving it
thanks ppd
>>122358954
rollin
>>122359405
Okay experts, which one of these is han?
>>122359405
>le 15 year old ladyboy prostitute fucker face
>>122359325
once your right click carry is fat (and gets a MKB if huskar got evasion) huskar blows up like a pinata. so just make sure your carry gets fat
if the other team has dazzle and winter wyvern things get slightly more complicated, just make sure your team blows them up first
>>122359405
>sylar
Who /minengski/ here?
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>wake up
>france still btfo
>euroes still losing more ground to both EG and muslims
>normies fucking destroyed
>mfw
>>122359536
putang ina ka
>>122359536
here
I need to breed Traxex
>>122359590
are you implying NGE isnt shit?
>>122359610
why is her tongue like that? what's the purpose of that face?
>>122359654
You just make that face when someone sticks something in your pooper.
nice website tards
when will kunkka become a viable pro pick
>>122359596
Fuck Paris.
I feel bad for the people that died and their relatives, but fuck all this circlejerking on literally everywhere.
No one gives a shit if something like this happens outside of NA or Europe.
wew lads
>>122359831
WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS BEARD LIKE THAT
FUCK
is there anything worse than having a turk on your team?
nth for ppd
>>122359898
looks like pubes xD
tang ina
>>122359959
Turks are third tier shitters. Slavs, Swedes and the French are all worse.
>>122359992
Why does he look like a 14 year old?
Why does sumail look like a fucking carrot?
Alexei "Solo" Berezin = our guy
>>122360081
you still have a chance of winning with having slavs ors sweds on your team. turk is a guaranteed loss. i didnt have a frenchy in my games for ages. do they even play dota? i remember when i tried league for like 4-5 games that all games were infested with french. felt weird.
>>122360106
>reverse cap
>those shitty teenager beards
at least fear and universe look somewhat decent, specially considering universe is indian huge handicap there
>>122359536
wat taym ang game laban sa secret?
>>122357982
I actually think Lifestealer can be or is really close to being a good carry now.
>Be level 6
>GET INTO THE ANCIENT, SHINJI
>Find Dragon
>Free Cleave
>Farm like a boss
>Ungankable because muh 2000 HP + Spell Immunity
Sounds like a great carry to me
hey guys just woke up. wtf is that fuss about some guy named Ritsu?
>>122360243
>wat taym ang game laban sa secret?
yeah i think secret is reddit too
>>122360243
5:30PM GMT +8, senpai
>>122360286
>GET INTO THE ANCIENT, SHINJI
>2005 dota
you defend the ancient
>2015 dota
the ancient defends you
>>122360384
On a Tuesday.
whats your excuse for being worse than a girl?
tfw all my connationals are mad ragers
tfw most dialets in my country make that mostly of them speak english with a weird accent
guess where im from d2g
tip: memes says that for us would be worth to leave a game at mealtimes
>>122360470
I play at most a game every week and I'm not an insecure faggot so I'm fine with her being better than me.
>>122360562
Adelaide?
>>122359831
Who the fuck are these?
>>122360701
Memeneski
Are duo lanes making a comeback?
>>122360731
Do you have one of the Peruvian squad?
>>122360669
nah m8
retry
Would it be viable to build sange, sange and yasha and heavens halberd on the same hero? Abaddon for example, just to guarantee that no-one can run and no-one can hide, or another slow melee strength hero, such as wraith king
Sange and silver edge share debuffs so wouldn't stack as effectively, whereas at least with the other three you can slow but about 70% with a decent attack speed
Only serious replies plsthanks
>>122360801
there's a cap on how much slow you can apply to someone, I don't know the math but make sure you're not just overdoing it
>>122360775
Haven't been able to find one la
>>122360562
Sounds like EU or SEA to me
>>122360801
>posts memebuild
>serious replies please guys
whatever man
>>122360801
i dont think slows stacks
but sure you will have high proc chance
also you would have like +60 str
>>122360904
it's eu
come on boys
i talked about food being a meme and being terrible at english
>>122360997
>talked about food being a meme and being terrible at english
vague as fuck and needs local knowledge
>>122360997
it's probably Italy, but most of southern Europe is shit at English
what if you could cast rupture on buildings?
When's it gonna be, Icefrog? After the majors?
>>122360935
They do if they're separate debuffs, so two sanges don't stack but if a sange and a heavens halberd both proc then the enemy is slowed by 40%
>>122361143
you got it son
>>122360562
peenoise
>>122361187
What if you could force staff buildings?
>>122360562
Could it be anything else than Italy?
>would be worth to leave a game at mealtimes
I never play a game if I'm not sure to be done by 1:30 or 8:30PM
>>122360470
What can I say? I suck at dota 2
>>122360106
PPD actually looks a million times better with glasses on
Also Sumail needs to ditch that haircut, his last one was way better
Also Arteezy I don't think the beard is gonna happen buddy
>>122361245
>THE PORTING finally ends
>a scary, new age of Dota begins. Players realize there's nothing more to wait for: new, Valve OC heroes are but a far mirage, pubs will be domincated by Pitlord and Zet abusing.
They'll need one hell of an event to avoid bleeding players again. I hope Zeus arcana is in it but not in a cancerous way.
>mfw it's like the PA event
>mfw people now start picking Zeus in order to get event challenge
>they get focused, feed and ruin it for 9 other people EVERY GAME
>>122360286
I'm just a scrub who picks LS a lot because that way I don't have to buy BKB.
>build mek
>forget you now have mek
lel ill always be bad wont i
>>122360286
>Find Dragon
>Free Cleave
>Farm like a boss
Except the Dragon's DPS is so shit it makes me want to kill myself. Its takes much, much more than farm as armlet Naix
>>122361603
I hope you know you're losing your team games by doing this
>>122361603
But Anon.
No one buys BKB these days unless enemy team has a stupid amount of non-piercing cc orLion
>>122360243
putang ina napasok na
Where's adelaide?
>>122361761
I know I'm a scrub. I probably lose fewer games at my skill bracket by having magic immunity when I need it.
>>122361910
Yeah. But having to go BKB instead of more offense/mobility feels really shitty.
how much gold does a 3 stack ancient gives?
>>122359752
That's because it happens every 15 minutes outside of NA/EU
>>122362217
>everywhere not NA or EU on earth is the middle east
>>122362365
>middle east isn't outside NA or EU
Whatever happened to this guy?
>>122362419
The usual cocaine vacation. He didn't even finish dicking his catgirls.
is all random the best way to enjoy dota when playing no competitively?
I always ignored the mode but after trying it this past week my love for dota has been refueled, there's barely any rager/flammer and it's very enjoyable
>>122360106
those fucking beards man jesus christ
it looks like ppd is the only one having fun
SINGSING HERO RANDOMING FLOWCHART
>Did he get a hero he likes?
- NO: "NOOOOOOOOOOO we lost"
- YES: "Let's go! I'm roamer"
>>122362003
Sorry Adelaide is sick today, I'm Queensland, have this meme to feel better.
I sell cocaine to a pregnant girl
>>122362615
Fuck Adelaide
Fuck Queensland
Go Melbourne
>>122362594
upvoted :)
>that feel when your carry doesn't talk and you don't know if he's happy with your cold embraces, force staffs, glimmer capes, stacking and warding so you keep trying your best hoping he likes you
>he disconnects immediately after their ancient explodes with a single "gg"
>>122362419
His usual thing where he streams for a little while, becomes one of the top viewed streamers, then disappears again
I think he still plays, he was probably sick of getting stream sniped by Palmaleon or CLQ or whoever
>>122358954
Hey!lc please
insider bro here
just saw some teams practicing sven in some scrims
surprising good, picked up alot
>>122362828
>Be that guy who uses >Well Played! after every pickoff the team gets
>Communicate, letting them known ult is up, cooldown on tp, etc
>They still fight amongst themselves and tilt harder than if they were on the tilt-a-whirl at the local carnival
dota is an experiment in suffering
>>122360106
british, indian, german, paki, slav
>USA
>USA
>USA
>>122362910
Is this not interesting or do I just not care about dota anymore?
>>122362828
>tfw you support well and get a friend request from one of your carries after the match
>>122363003
Hey now, at least the composition is better than C9. I fucking refuse to call Oxen Ritsu.
dead game inc
Maybe if the frogman added cute girls, this game wouldn't be so dead.
to poster >No.122363036
nah you can jsut fuck off whenever you like
this aint your blog
I wish I was an anime girl
>>122363110
Bye bye!
>>122362003
how many fucking love live posters do we have now? and should I watch s2?
>>122363192
Nico is the only raibu that matters. Remember that before the spooky diseaseman reaps what he sows.
>>122363192
Not enough love live posters desu and yeh
alright since thread is so dead
post your wallpaper dota gee
>>122359536
TANGINANG MGA CASTER NA YAN
PERO NAKAKATAWA YUN WALRUS PUNCH = ONE PUNCH MAN
>>122363524
>>122363637
>>122360243
>>122359536
imba ang dami pala natin dito haha
>>122362495
Single draft as well, and you will usually get someone easy enough to play
>>122363524
I LITERALLY MISSED EVERY SINGLE GAME SO FAR
someone recap pls
>>122363069
A few days ago I played CM for the first time in a pub and laned with an antimage who got a 16 minute bfury and we stomped and he said I was the best support he's ever played with
Trench is full of kind retards it seems
>>122363926
swnl, most powerful race ever, swedekeks
1-4: fallout 2
5-9: watch wakfu
0: actually play dota
>>122363926
This is all you need to know
Eternal Autist going to lose tommorow
>>122363524
>>122364010
>WakfuMy nigga
>>122364010
Trips or above: play a normal game
Anything else: all pick on Russian servers insta lock meepo
Whats the best hat for Lanaya
is singsing a d2g poster?
>>122363926
secret is Reddit
eg is 4chan
>>122364282
>team anime + captain slav is reddit
>team america is 4chan
yeah you are retarded
>>122364265
no STRONG is a fallout 4vcharcter anon
how can aui enjoy 5 man stacking and stomping 4ks all day long
literally everytime i tune in hes stacking and the games are over at 5min
>obligatory mineski thread on reddit
Why I'm not supprised?
>>122364334
oh I saw "beaver" and I thought it was him
ignore my post I need to sleep
>>122358954
Rolling the first hero I'll play when I get home.
>>122358954
Dough for a doe plz
>>122364404
Because redditor loved to be hiveminds and
Contrarians?
>>122364404
we are the strongest race afterall
>>122358954
give me a cool hero
>>122364462
so reddit is exactly the same as 4chan
>>122364318
>secret
>only 1 person likes anime there and the rest hates it
>anime team
secret is the most reddit team ive ever seen
>>122364580
with no upboated:^)
>wake up
>headset feels cold as fuck
>>122363524
>Support Kunkka
Y/N?
>>122365030
nee, you'll become useless fast
rum is some helpful shit though
So I heard about this "hero challenge" thing, where can I find it?
>>122363524
>>122365324
Here
*whip out dick*
>>122365362
>>122364748
post more like these fems
>ritsu is a sandnigger
why am i not surprised?
>tfw have my own russian ritsu stalker.
how do I shake him off gulag.
>>122365550
He's actually a currynigger desu senpai
Why isn't Ritsu our guy? He is an awkward ugly fuck that has no life, stalks girls and is a weaboo just like us.
>>122365720
At least I am not brown.
>>122365720
because even we are better than an indian streetshitter animewatcher
>Thinking Alliance is doing bad
Lol they are just preparing for the reshuffles when they become the best team in the world again.
Enjoy the honeypot niggas. Ti6 is going home
>>122365720
>tfw I look as bad as ritsu
>>122360290
He's our designated guy
What are scrims?
>>122365720
he is a shitskin
would easily be our guy if he was white
>>122365720
>/d2g/
>white
>>122358954
rolling
>Chen posting is related to d2g again
Thanks puppey!
>>122360801
game is super fun this way, but your team will get mad as fuck
>>122366278
>>122366312
I'm brown
>tfw no grills in eu to play dota with
>>122366184
an OP race in command & conquer TW
>me mid
>picks alchemist
>0/9
Why do shitters keep doing this?
ayyy lmao
>>122366907
Who is this liar? He just kept lying every time all the time yesterday.
>>122366184
>>122366810
What a fun and balanced unit
>>122366941
father of the maelk award
some danish shitter
>>122366920
Fucking pinoys delivering the burns
>Kelly leaving now that Loda can't provide for her
what a digger
Remember, there are people here on /d2g/ that unironically believed EHOME will dominate their bracket and Minengski will just be a bottom dweller.
>>122367126
baka less diversity on alliance how disappointing desu senpai
post your favourite
str
int
agi
heroes andyour mmr as well
>>122367126
>kelly is leaving
Is it okay to like Alliance now..
listening to this maelk faggot talk makes my head hurt actually he's so wrong
reminder alchemist can get 600+gpm just by getting a bounty rune every 2 mins and you dotards will somehow STILL defend it
why are we waiting for a day for the main event to start?
>>122367356
so alliance wont head home after 2 days of being there
threadly reminder that VP are our guys
>>122367126
SWEDEN YES!
dead
holy shit ferrari fucking destroying
>>122358881
>it's actually real
Kelly Ong ( ´ ▽`)Y
@kellymilkies
Perhaps I can make a official post on Alliance's site after Frankfurt to explain a bit about me leaving but don't worry the team is staying!Kelly Ong ( ´ ▽`)Y
@kellymilkies
Perhaps I can make a official post on Alliance's site after Frankfurt to explain a bit about me leaving but don't worry the team is staying!
KELLYMONKIES BREAKING UP WITH LODA
>KELLYMONKIES BREAKING UP WITH LODA
KELLYMONKIES BREAKING UP WITH LODA
>KELLYMONKIES BREAKING UP WITH LODA
KELLYMONKIES BREAKING UP WITH LODA
>KELLYMONKIES BREAKING UP WITH LODA
KELLYMONKIES BREAKING UP WITH LODA
>KELLYMONKIES BREAKING UP WITH LODA
Guess its time to find a CS:GO bf who pays her child support now when Alliance sucks and Dota is dying.
>>122364492
is that a versace jacket?
sick pickup
>LMAO 6 GOLEM
WHY ISNT KOTL META
>>122367126
DING DONG
THE WITCH IS DEAD
>>122367694
cause when you get out of 2k mmr carries build bkb
>>122367757
I don't get it, where's the after?
>>122367126
can they finally replace loda and meme streamer now
Listen to my madman ideas
Rod of atos now caps speed by 200 instead slowing (still canceled by haste)
Veil of discord -magic resistance to 30%
Heavens Halberd evasion to 30%
Lotus orb recipe removed. Disassemeable. Cooldown to 20 sec
Blink dagger mana cost to 25
Pipe of insight now blocks pure damage. Shield reduced to 350
Crimson guard cooldown to 60
Moonshard cost to 3000: Hyperstone cost reduced by 500. All other items that use hyperstone recipe price increased accordingly so total cost stays same
Assault cuirass is now made of moonshard. Recipe cost to 300
nth for Titan-chan
Can someone post non-dyke hair Soe pic?
>>122368013
hey
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>this sing game
LMAO 10 golems
>>122367960
nobody? Yes no?
>>122367350
What's he gonna do once he has that gold? Slark can still rape him
>people misusing the "doubting" meme on any team other than NaVi
>people misusing the "X WILL NEVER LOSE" meme on any team other than Secret
>people misusing the "Hey!" meme
>people misusing the ">wake up" meme on anything other than Malcom X
>people spamming the same picture every thread
>avatarfagging
This general is becoming shittier every fucking day and it has to stop.
Don't ruin memes and /d2g/ culture.
REMAKE FOR SATANIC IN 6.86:
>Helm of the Dominator (1800) + Vladmirs Offering (2325) + Mask of Madness (1800) = Satanic (5925)
>35% Lifesteal
>+20 Damage
>+5 Armor
>+2 All Stats
>Passive Ability: Unholy Aura
>Gives +15% lifesteal, +15% damage, +0.8 mana/s, +6 hp/s and +5 armor to nearby allies
>Active Ability: Unholy Rage
>Gains +150% extra lifesteal, +150% attack speed and +25% movement speed, but you take 60% increased damage
>25 cooldown 25 mana cost 12 duration
>Can be control targeted to dominate an enemy creep instead, same mana cost/cooldown
REMAKE FOR SATANIC IN 6.86:
>Helm of the Dominator (1800) + Vladmirs Offering (2325) + Mask of Madness (1800) = Satanic (5925)
>35% Lifesteal
>+20 Damage
>+5 Armor
>+2 All Stats
>Passive Ability: Unholy Aura
>Gives +15% lifesteal, +15% damage, +0.8 mana/s, +6 hp/s and +5 armor to nearby allies
>Active Ability: Unholy Rage
>Gains +150% extra lifesteal, +150% attack speed and +25% movement speed, but you take 60% increased damage
>25 cooldown 25 mana cost 12 duration
>Can be control targeted to dominate an enemy creep instead, same mana cost/cooldown
>>122368358
this general is slowly dying m8.
we'll be empty by January.
>>122368447
tru family
>>122366920
did noone pick Axe?
>be void
>enemy sven has 56 armor with warcry
How am I supposed to kill him?
>>122368447
But dota had the most viewers yesterday in twitch. It's not dying yet.
>>122368358
How do I use the Hey meme
>>122368554
>be a hero with no damage whatsoever from skills
>can't kill tanky heroes
no shit
>>122368554
get refresher and kill his team
>>122368554
Faceless Void deals magic damage with auto attacks retard, Sven doesn't counter him.
>>122368554
Kill everyone else in their team and just bashlord his shit in when he's alone. Armor won't save him if he can't do anything.
Dotards, why did you choose to play such a draining game? I played your game and got to 4.2k, an exercise which took a monumental time sink due to the horrible way your ranked system works, but then the weight of hour-long games finally turned me off. It got to the point that I questioned whether or not I wanted to actually press "play game" because doing so is such a huge commitment, and leaving a game leads to huge punishments.
Why play dota which has 1-hour games each when I could just play melty blood which has 5 minute low-commitment matches, or any single player game that won't punish me for leaving. It's not even fucking relaxing to play dota, especially not when the game requires loose teamwork between 5 strangers every single match and the community is as bad as it is.
>be new
>play dota
>hate dota
>play axe
>have fun
Why didn't you guys tell me this hero exists?
tfw can't be assed to play Dota anymore, I have to spend 5 hours everyday to improve and it's not even fun anymore
Now I just follow le pro scene instead
rate
>>122358954
lets gonon-lolipugnaor brood
http://strawpoll.me/6011750
>>122368447
Dota is turning into a soap opera.
Nothing ever fucking happens, but you tune in if you hear about a new patch or big tournament. All the other drama and bullshit isn't worth the time.
>>122368582
We are talking about /d2g/ community, not fucking retarded twitch viewers you fucking retard.
PUTANGINA NYO LAHAT
>>122368358
You do understand that that is how memes have always been like? They end being edited and change over time and eventually normies start using them. Even your reaction image is result of this.
>implying its fun to even post here when the post cooldown is so long
let's be real this place die the moment there's captcha and post cooldown
>>122368862
>asking if the TOPPEST kekholding hero in the game likes it the ass
Isn't that obvious?
Here's your (You)
>>122367126
nice timezone retard
my gulag is now full of pinoys fuck
>>122368862
>no top votes
Bitch boy confirmed?
>>122368996
You are implying that normies are everywhere, even in this general?
THEN FUCK OFF
whos the basest hero next to this guy?
>>122369029
I don't know man some of most top men I met in real life were all sexually frustrated like Skywrath. Once they get to the bedroom they get really aggressive and shit.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT BRUNO DIED FOR OUR SINS
>>122369128
can someone edit his left arm high in the air to point out he's CHECKING them?
