>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122288573
please stop spamming that brown kid I'm browsing d2g from work
Which female character has the best feet?
>>122301172
Remember when cloud 9 was the official d2g team? how did they become so unlikable
rOtGod got this
say byebye to your animu streetshitter
I want to breed Lanaya
where my bane bros at?
So Pudge is aussie or britbong?
>>122301275
why anon do you think they'll make assumptions given what happened yesterday
Alliance will never amount to anything again so long as they keep lelda on the team
hello, fellow animes!
>>122301285
Lina. Akasha's feet are ruined by heels, and Luna's probably smell since she wears boots and a bodysuit all day.
>>122301420
what kinda footfag doesn't like stinky feet?
>>122301290
>Remember when cloud 9 was the official d2g team?
This literally never happened.
>>122301331
he's literally fromliverpool
>tfw no cow hero
>>122301378
Hey!
>read up on what ritsu did
Why the fuck is this kid so mad at DC lol
>>122301489
Pudge has a bad american trying to be east end accent, not a scouse one.
>when you gotta poo and you see a designated street up ahead
>>122300647
They are anti-honeypot as it comes
Bad teams said "EG is bad, they won't win..."
>DAC
>TI5
>Frankfurt
they keep falling for it bros!
>>122301201
So why have I never seen it anywhere in real life? Why does it even matter if its socially acceptable or not anyway? It's a fucking anime, that shits niche, with only some shows gaining mainstream attention for a short while.
>>122301319
somebody said bane?
>>122301530
cause they get paid more than him and act like hot shit when they suck ass and haven't won anything
>>122301493
If I looked like Ritsu I would literally and honestly have killed myself years ago.
>>122301530
Nobody likes DC
They're the kids at high school who everyone picks on
Legit question here.
Why the fuck do these nerds wear their hoodies up in-doors, with their headphones over them and while staring at a fucking monitor while playing a computer game?
>>122301489
u wot
that doesn't sound scouse at all
>>122301378
Reminder to report this fucking retard
>>122301530
Imagine your good at your job, like predy fucking good.
Now imagine there's someone whos shit that gets 3x the money you make and brags about it.
>>122301663
uncivilized fucks
>>122301571
you're trying way too hard
>>122301626
i look like ritsu
>LG is excited for a naga game
just when i thought he couldn't get any less based
we /naga/ now
>mass shootings in france
>mfw the same happens during the Frankfurt finals
>>122301663
Probably cause it's actually fucking freezing in there
>>122301663
pretending to be the unibomber makes you better at dota
>>122301626
Ritsu did nothing wrong
>>122301663
Legit question here.
Why not?
NAGA GAME
>>122301746
How? Do you have a Joker-like origin story involving a vat of acid?
>d2g finally gets someone uglier than kelly to post
>it's the animeNEET's second in command
you just can't make this shit up
>>122301530
>Get paid $4000 a month
>Don't even qualify for Majors
Jealousy probably but that's still bullshit
>>122301663
its pretty cozy
>>122301789
He honestly doesn't look that bad, his skin is just uber dark and his profile face pic looks like subhuman material.
>>122301465
https://youtu.be/VLiYqMwKpK8
Yeah sure mate.
how long have you been playing dota regularly
it's an anonymous fucking message board, be honest for once
literally all my friends quit after almost exactly a year and a half, so i'm wondering if that's the magic number. they'll play maybe a game a week, sure, but the days of stacking for 3-4 games a day abruptly ended at that point.
>>122301789
That Jew looks like he just walked right out of Auschwitz.
>>122301793
>>122301895
It makes you look like a freaking autist.
JUST
LIKE
MY
PUBS
>>122301663
in first world countries we have this thing called air conditioner that is usually turned up to arctic levels in public places
now imagine that you need to be as comfy as possible whilst not moving at all
>>122301663
>WAHHH WHY ARE THEY BEING COMFY
ur dumb
>>122301929
since 2011 and i am still 3k
>>122301680
Are you mad about something?
Be reminded that announcing reports is against the rules
>>122301940
If you think that then you have issues.
>>122301940
Says you. Why should they care what you think. And there are more awkward fashion choices out there in the world. Not that a dotaneet would know
I'm going to the store to get some grape big league chew and scratch tickets.
Need anything /vg/?
>russian ritsu will never leave me alone
Is Twitch sometimes laggy for other people too? Sometimes I get crazy buffering at low qualities even though it's not due to my connection.
>>122301929
mid 2014
I haven't played a single game in over a month though, been too busy with real life stuff
Why don't people do the stats build on Drow
Oy vey
>>122301929
Ive been 1k for a year and a half and so i quit. Now i just watch esports
>>122302069
yes, twitch is shit.
>>122301940
well they play dota for a living so they are probably on the spectrum
>>122301940
here is your (You)
>>122301940
If these people had any stake in not looking like an autist or understanding why that's bad then they wouldn't be posting on 4chan or playing pro dota.
People here say they're losers but they're still giving each other too much credit, generally. This place isn't for the typical nerds from high school who were sorta skinny and wore dirty hoodies, it's for the fucking freakshows who'd wear trenchcoats and fingerless gloves.
>>122301929
>literally all my friends quit
the fuckers play cs go right?
>>122302051
grab me a few kinder eggs will ya?
>>122302051
chili cheese firitos
>>122302051
Yeah dude, get me a kit-kat.
>>122302051
A numbah nine lawge
>>122302051
Bourbon creams.
>>122301940
They're fucking playing Dota, you think is some corporate office setting or some shit?
>>122301929
My first ever game of dota! god this was hard to look at
>>122301929
haven't touched dotes in almost 4 months i think and i started early beta and have played off and on since then - remember watching every TI thus far
4.6k and could probably be a lot higher if i picked my heroes for once
>mid or feed
>wake up
>Secret 2-0'd LGD, after looking horrible in their performance against Newbee.Y
What happened?
>>122302069
no, you just live in a shithole
>>122301929
since i've been little
i wish i was good enough to go pro
>>122302069
just use livestreamer
>>122302184
I would play DOTA in a suit if I ever were to attend a professional tournament.
>>122301929
I stopped playing regularly since tinker-in-every-game patch and never came back really, sometimes i play with friends but no solo q etc. New patches are not fun desu
>>122301929
>actually playing video games
>>122302143
Not really, they just play other stuff entirely. I notice everyone on my list with an anime avatar loves CSGO and usually hates Dota, and CSGO is definitely more popular than Dota here in NA.
If you removed Peru, Philippines, and CIS countries from dota's player count on steam, it would be very shocking to most people here I think.
>>122302231
Newbee.y just took a honeypot game.
>>122302231
>envy playing godly
>puppey playing godly
>>122302238
>that extremely limited mouse movement area
triggered
>>122302185
come a long way since then
I can't wake up /d2g/. I seriously just can't.
>>122302280
guaranteed le hat meme replies
>come from taking a piss
>merlini is reading a story while LD makes explosion sounds
the fugg?
>>122302280
You are the fucking autist anon
![8f67197188cc29e3x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NhaYCds.jpg "8f67197188cc29e3x[1].jpg")
I just woke up, is Alliance back already?
>>122302280
Yeah, no thanks. I wouldn't wanna play in dress pants for two Bo3's.
>>122302410
>>122302280
dont forget your fedora and katana
>>122302215
I really like this picture.
>>122302410
Is Loda like 6'4" or something?
And who's that guy in the middle? Bulldog before he got fat?
Where'd all the C9 fans go?
is 1437 black or designated?
I can't tell
>>122302280
>not playing in a pretty dress
Your reddit is showing.
>>122302517
>And who's that guy in the middle? Bulldog before he got fat?
Bogdan you new fag
>>122301929
I played 2011 to mid 2013 or so
game is shit, do not play it
only esports and d2g
>>122302280
Sure you would.
>>122302545
1437 and Ritsu are Sri-Lankan.
Take it as you will.
>>122302517
i think hes either manlet or king of manlets tier
>>122302380
time to quit the game.
its only fun when you win
just uninstall and don't come back
>>122302529
>Naruko
>No long hair
gay as shit
1st for the only real ass nigga in Dota2
>>122301493
bulba thouhg
>>122302529
yeah thats the worst ahri pic i've ever seen
nice artists lolbabs
![tZDqtIC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I4Qi43A.jpg "tZDqtIC[1].jpg")
What if Kelly and Ritsu had a baby?
>>122302410
yeah, back in the trashcan
>>122301709
>>122301770
>>122301773
>>122301793
>>122301895
>>122301964
>>122301976
>>122302034
>>122302042
>>122302126
>>122302129
>>122302135
>>122302184
>>122302390
>>122302402
>>122302402
>>122302448
>>122302475
>>122302604
>>122302660
Easy fuckin' (You)'s
eeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyy
>>122301663
A lot of players like to cancel as much outside sound as possible at LANs
They actually listen through earbuds
>>122302380
main qop of pain?
>>122302380
>Normal Skill
>Fluctuate to Very High Skill
How?
>>122302545
teabun is honorary white until his license runs out in 2016, then he has to reapply
>>122302750
you took that much time to make this in paint...why
>5 minute pause because Ritsu literally has to shit in the booth
You CANNOT make this up
>c9 on bathroom break
does ritsu get the street for himself?
>>122302529
how can naruto have boobs without using his sexy jutsu?
>>122301789
Ritsu looks fine honestly, SVG needs to eat something tho jesus christ.
>>>122301508
''this demotivates players to keep playing''
found the 3k retard
what part of ''right after your best of 10 you will most likely get back to at least something really close to your previous rank'' couldn't you read?
>implying most SA shitters don't queue for NA matches on purpose and leave it as the only option
Improving such a important tool is a waste of time? wew lad I'm impressed with your arguments so far :^)
le enforced meta meme
this is how it works you retards:
>choose what role(S) you want to play
>drafting begins
>decide what role and hero you will pick
WOW SO FUCKING HARD :OOO
>if you're actually good at the game
:) lmao he takes vydia seriously what a grownup!
I'm sure one day you will become a pro player
>implying people already don't DDoS
also, it's totally fine to lose your carry that is going 9-0 at the 10 min mark because he's some retarded ragequit shitter like Arteezy/EE
who randomly leaves matches at any point if someone does something retarded
holy shit how the fuck is this not bait
>>122300486
daily reminder that dota 2 will remain shit unless the following actions are taken:
-Hire icefrog again and ask him for forgiveness for firing him
-Rollback to 6.81
-Rollback the Map to 6.81 too
-Rollback to the old client or better yet one that looks like battlenet
-All the heroes are released
-New OC heroes that are not a copy from other dota ripoffs
-Player MMR gain and lose is based on the his countribution to the game
-All modes that are available in Dota 1 are released
-A lobby finding system like W3's
-An actual map editor not hammershit
-No more majors or TI shit sucks. just finance major lans
-I mean look at fucking EG they throw all non important lans and sandbag the groupstage and upper bracket games
-Or all the rest who throw a shiton of games for 322 money because placing first in those tournament pays as much as placing near last in the important ones
Post that ends with 6 tells me which hero I main until I reach 5k mmr. Im2.7k mmrjust so you know so give me good choices.
>ritsu had to take a shit on a street nearbuy so they paused the game
>>122302883
>>122302898
????????????????????????????????????????
>>122302794
I calibrated at 1k last year. Currently 3.7k. Just grinded ranked.
>mid naga
alright Ritsu you have my interest
>>122302756
What makes you think anyone would want your cheap, worthless (You)s? baka
>>122302794
he fed low prio game for fast games just like me ;-)
>>122302853
>Ritsu looks fine
Prashanth pls go. Shitskins can never look "fine"
Does anyone unironically want C9 to win?
black
fata
kekva
kuroky
nignum_herz
new liquid roster if fnatic places lower than top8. limmp will form a new fnatic roster
>pick OD
>enemy picks Gyro
>Gyro goes mid
>nobody comes to fight him with me
what do I do against Gyro mid when I'm solo?
>>122302924
Squatting while taking a shit.
Is that legit? It must feel good if they keep doing it.
>>122302989
yeah
the age of NA dota is nigh
are these groupstage games or elimination matches because the twitch title says elim but it seems early for that yet
>>122303046
Imprison him to avoid the first barrage, feed the rest of the game.
>>122303047
how would you do it if you weren't sitting on a toilet you retard?
>>122302993
>limmp will form a new fnatic roster
NIP have been playing as a team before they were even playing DotA. They were LITERALLY a group of friends that played HoN before they transitioned to doturd.
They will neva eva break up, at most they'll kick Era and get some swekek pubstar
![954d3b061e1a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K1zbVs6.jpg "954d3b061e1a[1].jpg")
>>122303047
it is legit, you should try it
>>122302985
nowthatswhaticalledgy.jpeg
>>122303046
You're a fucking OD I don't see any situation where you lose that matchup.
>>122303105
this one just decides who goes to loser's bracket which is bo1
>fishing for youvotes this hard
>>122302898
>rollback to the old roshpit
stopped reading there
>>122303156
?
I'm not Indian how the fuck would I know
>>122303047
Squatting is a more efficient shitting position than sitting, yes
Next time you go to take a shit, curl your chest to your legs
>>122303047
it's more natural and shit passes more easily when squatting. however, civilization relies on rules and restrictions; things that are more convenient are uncivilized.
>>122303196
is universe designated?
>>122303150
He maxed missile like a cock- so Astral Imprisonment was actually a good disjoint against his sorry ass. I warded his uphill and would call missing on him, but he'd have two people come in to gank- or he'd gank bot, tp top, and then gank top with CM.
SVG IS SO FUCKING BAD HOLY FUCK
>>122303046
Well you're OD you're fucked even if they picked courier mid
>>122303345
nah he's a member of northwestfront
@122303213
We should petition to hiroshimoot to change >> to @
svg is literally so bad though, as an offlaner i'm embarrassed
Can I please get some @You's friends? Please I've never had one before.
>>122303404
watching the people he has to play with i can see why ritsu might be a bitter dude
>>122303280
>>122303263
What is the best way to wipe my ass after i took a shit? Currently i'm using my left hand, i wipe my ass with my hand and then i wash it in the river.
>>122302924
>>122303047
>>122303156
>>122303190
>>122303225
>>122303263
>>122303280
>discussion about shitting technique
>dee two gee
Nice thread senpaitachi
@122303456
here's your (You) mate
>NA Dota.
>brax
uh
>Pugna's Drain goes through magic immunity
>doesn't actually drain
Why is that even there?
>>122302410
B[A]CK TO THE TR[A]SHC[A]N
@>>122303456
yeah you're not getting my free (you)
>>122303516
Last I checked Overrated Garbage is in the loser bracket too
NA fucking dota
jesus christ
MAO MAO YA
A
O
M
A
O
Y
A
>>122303516
>NA DOTA
>"haha so bad"
>1 TI win
>EU West
>"haha NA DOTA so bad"
>no TI win
>>122303548
So you can destroy magic immune illusions with it
>>122303483
no you need to squat in the river, just above it whilst shitting, and then splash the water up into your anus and wipe with whatever body parts you find floating in the holy river
>>122303568
Shut the flying fuck up they had the hardest group.
>>122303483
>>122303503
Laughed hard.
>>122303608
What about swedekeks?
Here's your (you) honeypot fäm
Storm spirit
>Hard to catch
>Effectively dies the moment someone places a stun on him at any stage of the game
>Can farm stacked camps although it takes time and loads of mana
>If the enemy has heroes that cand stand up against him he loses 90% of its impact
Antimage
>Hard to catch
>Only killable earlygame. Past that stage you won't kill him unless you have 3 minutes worth of disables because 30 armor and 62% MR
>Once he gets 1 item he can clear the jungle every minute at virtually no cost
>If the enemy has heroes that cand stand up against him he can just rat like a motherfucker
1 of these two heroes was nerfed into trash-tier
The other one received a joke nerf that changes nothing and the items he normally buys got buffed
Can you guess which one is which, d2g?
>>122303658
EVERY TIME
Best feet?
>>122303503
>Literally 2k mmr shitters
The state of /d2g/
>>122303658
;,ap
MAYBE is a literal god
>>122303225
Well I assume you have a brain
>>122301759
>playing Naga
>levels up
>she does the ahegao laugh
>think about fishy pussy juices mixing with her trail
>get so hard I fuck up my rice pattern
>>122303548
You can use it on magic immune allies
>>122303695
>Sweden
>EU West
Yuroshits will argue anything, so long as it's completely incorrect
>>122303802
THIS OBSERVER IS FUCKING DOGSHIT
HOLY FUCK WEPPAS FUCK YOU SO MUCH
>>122303936
Why though?
Why would you EVER give up your low heathpool to another?
>>122303723
antimage :D
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
How is this game even allowed to continue if c9 cant click on LGD wards? Valve bending over and giving the chinese an unfair advantage.
>>122303723
Is there any way to come back when you have Night Stalker?
>>122303723
one of those heroes is ranged and has global imitation, as well as his damage being tied to his mana regen which used to be ridiculously easy to abuse with bloodstone
>>122303802
>Frostbitten feet
No thanks
>>122304002
is it yeppas?
>>122304047
u can a-click
>>122304090
>Global
ah yes the theorycrafted scenario in which storm has 25000 mana and +500 MP/s
>>122304194
>he doesn't play dota
okay
>>122303723
>storm mains are still complaining
>people are still complaining about AM after 5 years of DOTA 2 and 11 years of AM in general.
can I play this game with you anon? it looks pretty fun
>>122303548
it's an ultimate ability, you can use most of them on magic immune units, even if it doesn't damage them.
>>122304194
and anti mage global presence is non existant
>>122304194
most of these shitterbads got rolfstomped by storms and are saltier than the dead sea about it
>dead creep shackle
THIS
IS
DOTA
>NA DOTA
>>122304243
Maybe because iceshit refuses to nerf the fucking hero
Was there ever a time where AM was not a viable pick?
How are Windranger and Tusk supposedly balanced when Doom and Broodmother supposedly weren't?
What is Icefrog even doing?
>>122304341right now
>>122304194
>theorycrafted scenario
>AM has 30 armor, 63% MR, and unstoppable rat
ah yes the theorycrafted scenario in which AM has 500 damage and maximum attack speed
Why is it only ever NA who are whiny fucking bitches?
>>>122301774 what I mean with voting for a 5-8 min pause is that most of the times the enemy team doesn't give a shit if you're pausing for longer than 3 min (depending on what mmr you are on) doing something like disconnecting just so you can have the game paused for you is insanely retarded because how the fuck you're supposed to know if the game has been paused? also dota gives you 5minutes to get back that are accumulative (it doesn't reset once you do get back on action) that isn't necessarily bad but we have seem many complaints from people getting AFK messages because they were playing techies or some shit
>>122304435
Yes anon, AM maxing spell shield and buying manta is a theorycrafted scenario
oh my fucking god that qop kill was amazing
its like watching the globetrotters play
>>122304467
they are born and raised in a leftist jew-controlled environment
>>122304352
This is my honest guess here, but it's that they're more fun to watch for casuals so they stick around a little longer, especially with such a major event coming you can't just murder everybody all at once
>>122302993
whos nignum herz? and why do the finns want otu
>>122303802
>Kiss her feet
>Her toes fall off
>>122304676
More like
>Kiss her feet
>Your lips get stuck and start to burn
>>122303658
>122303658
How does the shit go on the top of the TP?
Okay /d2g/ your boy has radience, lets see if he's a good as you were raving
>>122304661
8k german
finns will prob play with limmp and co
how do you go into the game knowing your wards are errors? how the fuck do the chink dogs think its ok?
is this what lack of empathy, lack of basic human instincts and genetic autism does to a person?
>>122304618
>NA is leftist and jew-controlled
>EU is fine
>>122304618
someone post the sweden.webm
>>122304843
Check your dick, mutilated-bro.
>>122304747
>lick her feet
>they melt
>now have yucky wet toes in your mouth
>6.86
Spikemail
Blademail + recipe (1800)
slight increase in stats and the active returns 1.5 times the damage you take
y/n
>>122304843
EU isn't just germany, sweden and britbongistan
Damn dota is dying hard
>ROTK
L O L.
V A C
A
C
T GOD
>>122304908
dude no what the fuck
TGOD
>That hook
加油 !
THEEBAN GOD
JIA YOU
I
A
Y
O
U
>rotk
post yfw pinoys beat secret
T GOD
>zero points in ensare
rofl how's rotk on a pro team
literally the ixmike of china
>>122305041
How would you fix Ritsu?
>yuros only semi relevant team literally muslim owned
>Muslims taking EU by force starting in Paris
中国将称霸西部
>>122305170
Remove tandoori.
>>122305170
Rework his skin color
Buff to height
>>122305170
With someone's qt sister.
>>122304747
>Svens tongue gets stuck to CM's feet
>QoP and Lina have to use their breath to get it unstuck before their team loses
Dota relationships would be hard
>>122305106
>get your dick mutilated because retarded parents
>b-but muh myths!
