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>News
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
New gear preview:
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133095647699/as-seasons-change-so-to-do-fashion-trends-to (with new gear labelled (Japanese): http://i.imgur.com/kPZefRf.jpg (embed) (embed))
- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear (embed) [Embed]
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864 (embed) (embed)
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536 (embed) (embed)
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GG you two, I wish I could play more.
ggs bum lobbyi think the squiffer is the only gun that can keep you in line
>>122299768
GG, sorry for being shitis /ink/ dead?
>mcu losing to C- 3-1
Military cute squidboy's earned high honors with his impressive brushwork, what a trooper!
>>122300105
MCU literally D rank.
Rate squid?
Who wants to private lobby??
NNID:awesome_addict
>>122300314
our tag for inkstorm 2 will be F+
>>122300105
Someone phone the national suicide hotline for New Zealand, there's a depressed weeaboo that has to be put under suicide watch
Post your best/favorite rolls! I love seeing a good roll, so satisfying.
>Stil only 38 since I got to S right after the 20+ update and have no intention of playing ranked again
Shit, im never going to get to 50 just grinding turf wars am I?
>>122300608
im really happy with these
>>122300487
It's not like they're eliminated, it's swiss
>C- can't find 4 players
>>122300608
such an amazing roll, luckily there's no cb krakon shirt
oh wait
>>122300814
kek
>>122300696
Whats the point, nintendo is just gonna bump the lvl limit to 100 in the next big patch anyways.
>>122300696
Squad with ink you nerd
>>122299654
HYDRA FUCKING WHEN?!
a glorious day to be a squid
>>122301028
Which shirt?
>>122301028
think of all the hours wasted rolling this shirt
![Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/asdqTdi.jpg "Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[1].jpg")
>>122300608
:^)
>>122301574
>>122300608
i love callie!
shes the best
>>122301781
why
>>122301781
no one cares scarth stop posting this in every thread
>>122301781
>>122301781
nigga I would kill you for that vest
>>122301028
more awesome rolls
>>122301451will people bully me for being rusty and playing like shit? ;_;
>>122302000
>>122302118
>>122301521
Man, I wish the retro sweater was worn like the 80s style with the neck cut wider and worn on one shoulder.
>>122301718
God it looks so ...ugly though, I think I'll stick with my accidental Urban Vest thank you very much.
callie with a little marie for good measure!
OFFICIAL WOOMY BELLY
>>122302295
this ones great though
>>122302450
Marie withnoCallie for good measure!
>>122302196
NahYou're doing fine in TW now. Assuming you're the right person
>>122302196
no, I've been on tilt for like the past 3 months, and nobody has said a thing
just try your best is all
>>122302587
so rude
Anyone up for storytime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biOuuludMFU
>>122302000
miscarriage?
>>122302342
>bare woomy shoulder
I have a mighty need
>>122302821
do we get more bomb ass squid pussy
>>122300608
I stopped feeling anything after getting a good roll a long time ago.
I wish the game put me on your murder team,Ran Da Muu. My team was bollocks.
>>122302581
[x] kiss woomy belly
>>122302821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUL31KrJy8
>>122303502
where are her boobs?
>>122303574
How useful is ink saver sub as a skill?
>>122302581
I want to kiss, lick and bite a woomy belly!
>>122303840
only good when it's attached to a piece with ink saver main, and even then it's only good with splash walls
minmemema!
>>122303940
It's good with every throwable sub not including the sprinkler.
>>122303770
You could have just linked the whole thing.
>>122304057
ink saver main is literally always better
>>122303770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8FB_9EV_cM
tfw agrownwoomy will never think lewd thoughts about you
>>122304273
>>122304114
Someone did, last thread.
>>122304121
alone yes, but when you combine them it's better when you use your main after using your sub. You take advantage of ink saver main more when you have more ink to work with in the first place.
>>122302640
>>122302680
Alright, I'll try to at least get a hang of the new map and then try squadding.also need to remember how not to get myself killed so much with the spro ;_;
>>122304514
then why are you posting the whole thing in the thread
>>122304514
>turn on console because 6am in gookland
>7 gooks per room
>turn off console
Thanks nintendo!
Freshness check, please?
also what shoes match this vest decently? i usually go with the octoboots or bluemotos
>>122304791
any boots, or white low tops
pretty ugly though imo
>>122304761
Nips never sleep anon.
>>122304728
http://corocoro.tv/tachiyomi/splatoon/index.html
I don't get it either, the quality is off as if anon is saving the comic by zooming into the page and hitting PrtScr.
Any lobbies?
>>122304728
Incase the corocoro site doesn't work for others. Plus I planned this since last thread.
>>122304739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZw44_xj1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTdGQU81sio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T-cBHUwIPY
>>122305301
The site wouldn't let me save or download the pages.
>>122305419
Anyone wanna scrub squad?
NNID:snakesamz
>>122305745
So what's all this Pray4Paris thing I'm seeing on the plaza all about?
>>122306140
http://drudgereport.com/
>>122306140
Terrorist attacks in Paris.
>>122305950
Sent
>>122303398
woah woah woah hey i want that goddamn traditional headband
id: K.K.K.Fishcake
>>122306226
kek
>>122306063
>>122306364
>demanding things without asking politely
where are your manners
>>122305950
So are you gonna start a match any time soon????
>>122306474
>>122306672
I was gonna see if two more people were gonna join but if you just wanna twin, that's fine
>>122306595p-please
>>122306792
I added you.
>>122306686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idXni2gNNec
>>122306140
>tfw there may have been someone from /ink/ who we squadded with that died in that attack
;_;
>>122306943
More squid comics, please.
>>122307165
Good gamessoui
>>122307165
Just pointing out that you deleted your post here >>122306943 just to embarrass you in the fact that someone noticed that you deleted your post.
>>122305950
Sent mang
>>122307401
>>122307562DELETE THIS
Joining a squidboards clan was arguably one of the worst decisions of my life
>>122307274
Last night there was a dude saying that he was nearby, but he was unharmed and just a bit scared. Hope him and his friends + f@m are okay
Keep a lookout on your friendlists I guess, but I dont think /ink/ has too many French players
>>122307698
>squidboards clan
What's this?
>>122307619
>>122307790
It's cancer
The cancer that is killing me
I had to back out to accept requests, quad is open.
what does /ink/ think of these?pre distressed
>>122307698Maybe try asking one of the two teams here next time
>>122307698
>joining ANY clans
Please, anon. You're better than that.
>>122307698
Elope and take Power with you.
>>122308010But they have standards
>>122307838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE7Nwnv3as0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUHBg0yj8M
>>122308084You kidding? TSB has like 20 players
>>122308123
>>122308082
Power had to go do some real life shit so now we have this fucking guy who sucks shit and barely speaks English
>>122308504
This shit reminds me of those deviantart pictures of video game characters praying and repenting their sins.
>>122308504
>>122306912
>>122306595
im on my knees here brotendo
pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease on my kneeeeeeeeeeeees
![Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1nt4Fcs.jpg "Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[1].jpg")
>>122308504
we posting miiverse autism?
>Those squids that just walk around with rollers and don't ink anything
Why in the fuck would you pay real fucking money on a real fucking game to do nothing in it? It's always under lvl 10's as well. Why the fuck does this happen. WHERE IS THE FUCKING LOGIC!?
>>122300368
Well... it's... ...colorful...
Statue squids.The curator was torn from limbs to limbs after the next rise of the platform.
>>122309534
man japs pull off the cutest shit
So, who do I add for squading before I kill myself
>>122309013
>Well wishes after a terrorist attack
>Coupled with a picture of a vidya skeleton
That seems... uh...
>>122309668
If they do, why do people always bitch about Japs killing them like ravage beasts?
>>122309803
Don't do it, we love you
So how are /inklings/ doing in this tournament
>>122308801
>>122310342
My hopes and dreams have been splatted
>>122309013
Now, I don't mind Undertale or anything, but why in the fuck would someone even draw that. Like, where's the fucking comparison to be drawn here? Wanting to cheer people up with an image of their favorite fictional character being happy I can get. Drawing that same fictional character being sad about a real fucking serious event is another thing altogether. What drives people to do this shit?
>>122310342
When the fuck are we getting a decent tournament again. Inkstorm had commentary and shit.
>>122310672
Popularity=more yeahs
>oh hey, i know who that character is!
>TC
Why can't every rotation just be rainmaker?
Squads back up anyway.
NNID:snakesamz
>5 games on museum
>lost the same way 5 times in a row
oh boy
it's underpass 1.0 all over again with players refusing to go into mid.
>>122300608
Don't have any pics, but:
Dark Urban Gilet with 3x Special Saver
Purple Sea Slugs with 3x Special Saver
Choco Clogs with 3x Bomb Range
Black Trainers with 3x Special Duration (don't want these)
Marie! Marie!
I love Marie!
you wanna twin Flippy? Doesn't look like anyone's coming.
>>122311682
If no one else does, sure.
>>122311682
Who do I add?
>>122311682
Let's make it a three way
>>122311295
I want to stab a syringe in maries eye.
>>122311785
I'll open a tri if you guys are up for it.
>>122311829
snakesamz
>>122311885
This honestamente familia
>2-3-0
The hurt's over, little buddy.
>>122312058
Adding
>>122310797
The commentary in Inkstorm (and every other Splat tournament) is just shockingly bad. Luigisly is the only good commentator and he's a 7/10 at a stretch, I would say a 5-6/10 mostly.
Erik is just shocking, it's as though they pulled a football commentator and told him to commentate a childrens cartoon shooter.
Best way to get good commentary is to get players to do it.
>>122312180
THE
can someone explain why my Wii U is freezing 5 minutes after I start the game, and what I can do to fix it? This only started happening with this update.
>>122312180
BY THE LIKES OF
Dear everyone who warned me about C-,
I'm sorry I doubted you. You were all right.
>>122309534
>Thought it was repeating until the last one
Isn't that the animation from holding your sub weapon?
>>122308316
I love knit cap chan.
>>122309534
>camera operator visibly cracking up at the end
I never thought I'd see that in a vidya.
These japs cranked the lag switch up to 11
>that kraken
>>122311682
I'll join!
Lemme start up the game, check my orders, the shops etc.
>>122300608
working on a run speed dark urban vest, got the first two slots and a quick respawn
>>122313285
Sorry, we're full at the moment.
>>122313586
Oh.
Well, I'll go check out the new map. Tell me if a spot opens up!
Lost connection, sorry schmuel squad.
>>122312473
>After getting dismantled by the Squids Next Door
>You get to face their kek squad, SND2
That's hilarious. At least your pain will be over for real and for good soon.
>>122314154
Open
>>122314347
S'alright, if I cared about rank I wouldn't be squadding at a-. you coming back?
>>122314461
SND is garbage
I should kill myself
Leo, on the password.
>>122314505
Maybe later if we can start a squad again.
Good games.
>>122314950 Ggs
3/4 Schmuel squad, add snakesamz.
>>122315081
I changed my mind, kek.
Be honest /ink/, how fresh am I?The stats are a work in progress.
>>122314468
Argh, I just joined a turf war match.
Coming soon.
>>122315252
would lick her boots/10
>>122315294
its full now
GAS
THE
FUCKING
GOOKS
This game could be game of the year, seriously. But this P2P bullshit without regionlock options is crazy.
>>122315252
What stats are you even going for with that anon? Or are you just gonna use a shiton of sea snails till something good pops up?
>>122315589
I rather play with good than with your sorry ass.
>>122315853
I meant gooks. Fucking auto-correct
>>122315252
Shit skills but lookin fresh
Eliters on this map are worst than the ones on towers, like they can kill you from anywhere on the map
>>122314876
What?
>>122315310
Well damn anon, have another.
>>122315832
I don't really know anything about stats and all that stuff, if anyone has any recommendations as to what that equipment would go well with I'm open to advice.
>>122316276
i want her to stomp on my crotch
>>122315589
I want LAN parties to become a thing again. It's even easier now, but the days of lugging around giant crts and stupidly tricked out towers were pretty glorious.
I remember getting so drunk on cheap tequila once I lost the ability to eat doritos. Like, I couldn't transport them from the bowl to my face without accidentally crushing it into dust. We'd go on food runs and leave TA building a massive army of grunts to have an epic battle to watch when we got back.
IT'S FINALLY OVER
THANK YOU GOD
>>122315994
Learn to write properly, then we'll talk, fuccboi
>>122316276
>Dynamo Roller
I ain't that well versed in stats either, but I'd say focus on getting 3 walking speeds, 3 Ink recovery ups, and the last three could be whatever fucking stat you see as good I guess. Depends on your playstyle.
o-oh is everybody done?
>>122317179
Squads?
>>122317307
yeah everyone just kinda... left.
squad's open I guess addsnakesamz[/spoiler
I'm so fucking done squadding for. Almost had a heart attack during that overtime.
>>122317486
Kay, sent you a request.
>>122317581
*for now
>>122317486
sent
>>122316383
LAN Splatoon parties are going to become a thing with the local tournament update coming, will it not?
Dual Squelcher meme team
>>122317486
one more
The new clothes are very fresh.
The head wear is great as usual but the jackets and boots seem to be more different than usual.
>>122317814
I hope so, but then again I don't know a single other person who owns a wii u.
Snakesamz? Where did you go??
I think there are two 3/4 squads right now
>>122318259
I had to accept requests, squads back up
>>122317814
lan is already supported though
>>122317814
>>122318206
You can already play on LAN.
Not even THE Thyrack, one of the top 3 best chargers in the current metagame, can carry mcu and the shitter katsuie against tsb. smdh
>>122318370
but thryack didn't play at all this tournament
>playing turf
>using gyro controlsfor the first timewith kelp splatterscope
>have reticle over opponent
>it's moving all over the place
damn i really need to keep still. i splatted like 7 people in one match though. this is really fun
>>122318310
Join your original squad again, we have enough players now.
>>122318198
I've noticed that lots of the gear has a fabric-ey look to it, pretty nice.
Favorite new gear? I love the Nordic hat.
>>122318370
He can't carry if he isn't playing.
>>122318449
shit, lemme buy a dual squelcher
>>122318370
Shouldn't you be busy shitting up squads with your aeromeme
>>122318370
>THE scarth isn't streaming because he knew he would lose without his team's baggage carrier and get grilled hard by the chat
it's all coming together.
Damn, I always thought the point sensor would be kind of pointless, but it's awesome for sicing team mates on people I can't reach.
connection lost dual squelcher meme squad
I'll come back
>connection lost
shit, sorry squad
>>122318692
Keep on insisting to use le meme rapid blaster and think you're contributing to the team ;)
i wanna cum on a woomys feet
>>122318370
>top 3
who are the other 2?
>>122319760
THE nikey and a jap i'm guessing
>tfw holding back a kraken with an inkbrush
surprised I didn't break my ZR button
sorry team I spilled water on my game pad halfway through that match.
>>122319686
I just want to give a woomy a nice foot rub.
>>122320186
I fear for my gamepad.
>>122320280
is the gamepad ok
as much as i love the gal 96, it's becoming unplaybe to me. the lag and the blaster are pretty much making me change it.
i have to hit 3 times to splat, and at close range i'm pretty much fucked even when i hit.
i usually was the best or second of the matches, but since the update i've been one of the worsts, don't know what happened.
i love this weapon, but gonna have to go back to dual squelcher or n zap.
>>122320463
yeah I have a roll of paper towels next to my computer
Am I ready for winter, /ink/?
I know it needs slots/re-rolls, but I thought this would be good for both form AND function for Splatlings/Slosher.
>>122320608
>>122320608
ok glad you're prepared
Our squad's missing a fourth.
>The sudden influx of people joining turf wars just to run around and not ink anything
What the actual fuck is going on /ink/? Is this some YouTuber trend bullshit?
>>122321046
free target practice for the japs
>>122318313
wlan kinda sucks
Competitive Splatoon is a joke
>>122321046
maybe its that people want to see the new map and they're too autistic to press Y on the matchmaking menu
>>122321423
the same thing is said about competitive smash and cod and they thrive
>>122321739
well shit i forgot to crop the image
sorry team I am awful with the dual squelcher
>>122321046
I've encountered a bunch of the fuckers today as well. I just quite the match the moment I see them, shit's just become infuriating to see.
>Sniper on my team is just jumping
>Just try to cover up the hsit he's ignoring
>Get splatted by roller at bottom of Saltspray Rig
>Immediately go back there to splat him
>He's just jumping with the sniper in circles
>I just shoot at my teammate in anger
>Try to get roller but sniper gets in my way
>I get splatted and they both squid in and out of ink
First ragequit in a WHILE was had.
>>122320635
I need that jacket already
>>122321739
I'm just salty okay
>>122320635
>splatling gun
>>122321423
>Tiebreaker system was changed in the middle of the tournament
It really is.
>>122321909
Sorry about your derank.
Do you want to try something else?
>>122322267
tell me more about this
Schmuel, you deranked? Sorry. :(
>>122322289
nah I'm having fun, I stopped caring about rank after I hit b
