Spider Edition
>GAMES
Slablands: https://www.mediafire.com/?7w4e4sz4tm4rale
Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?
Slablands Bug and Typo Reports:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1l0nMswToZ5ZMLL7vLwMdKU_mE8rmz70NC7Hz5XUzUD0/viewform
Slablands changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noFLFeDmuGPv4rfd_6fyqLCbC-VdPpaWb1S-8kr-1t4/edit
IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
>F.A.Q s
http://pastebin.com/qMKLk0hH
http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /cocg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit
>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing
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>Wiki
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Wanna shitpost? try
#Fenchat irc.rizon.net
Previously: >>121725140
IoIi
>>122258464
That might trigger someone
>>122258394
We do lack spider girls.
>>122258464
>>122258464
More l oli when
>>122258783
After ambos
sexy dead presidents
>>122258890
A long fucking time
>>122258924
Sexy L0li presidents
Did someone say spider???
I'm pretty sure someone said spider.
>>122258783
I don't get it.
>>122259129
i think some guy in here filters loli or something
AND HIS NAME IS
>>122259187
So then won't they not see it?
>>122259252
if they have recursive filtering on yea
i dunno that's just my guess as to why they said it as such
>>122259319
Seems kind of useless to post something the person won't see, but there's nothing being discussed I guess. Carry on.
>>122259426
I'll just get back to posting spiders.
>>122259537
>I
>IP count went up by 1
???
>>122259605
the ip tracker/counter thing isn't the most accurate if you haven't noticed by now
>>122259702
My Yous don't even work right half the time.
Also when does this stupid triangle show up? I thought he was the big bad.
>>122259848
He is the big bad. He doesn't actually show up until the end of the season though. He doesn't show up a whole ton.
He's hinted at and referenced a bunch before that though,
There's like 5 I think total episodes with him actually in them, and only like 3 "stories" since some of them are two-parters.
>>122258924
>Lincoln was bad.
How?
>>122260219
He died.
>>122260219
Usual old racist founding father thing. Also that hat. What was he hiding under there? Couldn't be good.
>>122260219
That cartoon?
>>122260295
>founding father
and even if he was racist I'm pretty sure his accomplishments outweigh that by quite a margin.
>somehow have made 4 bucks off of a troll patreon made months ago
single anonymous patron please stop you're making me feel bad
>>122259213
why does it look so familiar
Lolis just wanna have fun
fuckin finally I stayed up until 3 in the goddamn morning for this, I better be intensely attracted to this goddamn geometric shape
>>122265860
mission accomplished
Live and let dick
Oh man, I never knew this but apparently Pisces are fucking magical dream weavers who can influence your subconscious while you sleep. Any Pisces in thread who can confirm/deny?
taking your wolf girl out for a walk
>>122158460
those snek tits
>>122268927
Where do wolf girls like to walk?
>>122270163
the park
Anyone even playing CoC anymore?
>>122158764
I want to see this play through
>>122271325
We hate that shit game and don't discuss it here.
>>122271549
Too bad I guess.
Why is it in the thread title though?
Do a flip
Dick harder
Not too hard
Dick free or dick hard
>>122268927
Quite the size difference there.
Using portals for sneaky sex with girls
Wage slaves
>>122259537
So popular jesus
A guy named Bill with two wieners
>>122259096
She's a spider?
Beyonce is shit
>>122280218
Wow, what did she ever do to you?
>>122280775
She's shit
>>122280874
I think she's human.
Bodywashes
>>122281460
Washing others' bodies.
>>122263626
Because John Cena
>>122260219
Lincoln was the best
>>122260219
because Lincoln only freed some of the slave just to weaken the South. With the Emancipation Proclamation, he changed the nature of the Civil War from being about bring the South together to "freeing the slaves." This along with allowing blacks to enter the Union military help Lincoln to gain more power over the South. He did all of this to fuck up the South and have the war going towards his favor. He wasn't the altruistic man people believe in today. But he was cunning as fuck, I'll give him that.
>Inb4 how was this a bad thing?
>>122280152
She is indeed a spider. She's also a goddess.
Spiiiideeeeersss
>>122260229
He's immortal
>>122260295
He was hiding the hope of american bring us alive
>>122287991
Thumbnail made me think it was something somewhat different.
>>122291947
You thought it was an evil tooth, didn't you?
>>122292054
Nah. Thought it was some girl getting railed from behind on a table. Then I thought better of it considering it wasn't deleted or spoilered.
>>122259848
never
ambos
>>122298349
never ever
>>122268927
Wolf girl lolis when?
>>122299617
aren't those two wolfgirl writers both writing child xpacs for their chars? then i guess
Girls with big ass and tits
>>122269463
wut bout em
I picked that pic because of how big and soft they looked
>>122302740
Won't be big or soft after they've been ground against a gravel/rock road for the snake's entire life.
>>122302806
That's not how lamias slither
>>122302806
why would she drag her tits on the ground
that'd be weird
>>122302806
digging out pebbles with magic medieval tweezers
>>122302806
Wut
>>122306553
Snakes with tits would just get them worn away when moving. It'd be like trying to do the worm to get to work all while naked.
God help you on that asphalt.
>>122259605
>122259605
>>122259702
it;s perfect
>>122306701
>>122302806
Most retarded thing I've read all day.
>>122302806
>>122306701
Least intelligent comment of all time
Why would a snake even have breasts? I thought snakes laid eggs. Or at least didn't need snake milk for their scaly children.
>>122308012
If you don't understand monster girls then I don't know why you're here.
>>122308391
Why would they have breasts?
>>122308765
Not all snakes lay eggs.
Also lamias are part human, so they aren't entirely like actual snakes.
>>122308765
Why do you shitpost in this thread.
>>122309128
They still wouldn't need breasts since they wouldn't need to breastfeed. Is it a (magical) cosmetic choice with cultural significance like body modification?
>>122302806
Human half is held high. You know this. It's not even like real snakes can't do that, ever seen a cobra slither around with its head up to have a better view or be in a striking position?
>>122309451
Lamias could easily need to breastfeed. You don't know how their lifecycle works. They could give live birth or lay eggs to babies that hatch much less mature than snake ones (because they're half human) and thus also need to breastfeed. Beyond that, monstergirls don't need justification to have breasts. It's a human feature. They're part human looking. End of story.
What's more, it's pretty clearly this is a "I hate big tits." or an "I hate lamia." thing, since I'm sure you're well aware that monstergirls have never been about raw biological accuracy. Having your own opinions on this is fine, but don't act like this just for the sake of being divisive.
>>122310154
The strain of moving with half of your body suspended in the air that would be put on the back muscles would be immense. The effort needed to put in would be on par with a dog having to walk on its hind legs all the time. Rarely they need to, but they haven't evolved in such away. So it wouldn't really make a lot of sense for snakes (or lizards if we're being honest) to have breasts. That said, would all lamias be super buff since snakes are just a tube of muscle?
>>122310574
>they haven't evolved in such away
>Lamia
>Evolving
Again, just stop. Your dislike for lamia is your own opinion, keep it to yourself instead of being immature and complaining about what other people like.
>>122310772
>>122310154
Just ignore him saps. He's a shitposting troll.
>>122310772
I don't care if there are snakes characters or not. I'm wondering why a snake would have giant breasts. You can discuss something without being affected by it.
What would a race of snakepeople with no arms be? They'd probably be considered more beastlike than the armed ones, so maybe something to do with that? I'm not aware of a mythic creature that is giant snake tail + human torso + head without arms, but I'm sure there's one somewhere if someone wanted to take the name from it.
>>122311045
This.
>>122310574
>bringing up evolution when talking about monstergirls
>>122259537
more
>>122311696
how get more dick in dick and how get more dick in general
>>122315602
>dick in dick
Sounds painful.
Cow girls
>>122315687
no is more ero-moe
Banging the plain chick who is mostly grumpy and sullen but has an adorable crush on you and is always excited and happy when you're around.
Watching the super hot girl who only wanted to fuck you to have another notch on her belt get super pissed you ended up with the plain chick.
>>122316493
Hm. I like it.
>>122315687
don't knock it till you've tried it
>>122310574
>>122310772
>>122311183
my college dinosaur class would be a lot more interesting if we got to talk about which ones turned into cute girls
>>122259426
They will since the person posts it in new ways
>>122259252
They will there is no escape
>>122318025
Love this manga. I'm hoping there are eventually more dinos than just mine eventually.
>>122321473
Why bother? You've cornered the market.
>>122321769
>No t-rex
>No triceratops
>No diplodicus
We don't even have the basics dinosaurs down, the market is open season.
>>122322004
nanotyrannus girl when
hiki troodont girl when
>>122322004
I wanted my werevelociraptor and you took it from me. Go to hell.
>>122322080
Troodonts make great nerds, since they were some of the smartest dinosaurs. Maybe musicians too because of their great hearing.
>>122322293
If you're upset that I took an idea I proposed and discussed in the first place and decided to write it, well over a year ago, then I'm gonna be frank and say you really need to work on your priorities and this pettiness issue.
>>122320417
Then won't they just filter those new ways? Reminds me of when kids scribble on someone's car through through the frost/dirt and the owner just wipes it off without caring.
I guess theres not a lot else to do though. Not until another big project gets released.
>>122259213
Dick sledge
>>122265860
>>122267309
How can you be attracted to Bill?
>>122259129
Think about it
>>122267872
I can confirm that I cause many amazing nightmares.
Bird tits.
>>122328014
So she's one of those booby birds with the blue feet?
>>122328126
She's a tit.
>>122328286
She looks too big to be a tit.
>>122259002
>>122259096
Don't stop
>>122258942
Never give up hope
>>122258783
I too want to know when we will get more Lo Ii
Oppai
>>122333023
oppai loli
Girl that wears a batmask and fights crime
Bird girl that won't shut up
>>122329020
Orc girls
3d girl in a 2d world
>the more sequels there are the more obviously gay Ocelot gets
I love this. Keeping mementos, kissing his clone son on the cheek, just outright being like "fuck you I love him", I hope in the next game you get to read his fanfics.
>>122341280
Don't you go on dates with him in one of the handheld games. Or is that someone else.
>>122341951
Not them, but that sounds like Peacewalker. Not sure if you can date Ocelot, but you can go on dates with other people men and women.
>>122342052
Yea I know there's a dating minigame in one of the handheld ones and I thought ocelot was one of the ones you could date.
He's mega gay regardless, though.
Power gay
>>122258394
Refreshing and still getting permission denied. Fuuuuuck.
>>122345979
http://www.mediafire.com/download/7w4e4sz4tm4rale/Slablands-8.0.6-all.zip
>Sakurai trying on a moustache
>>122262251
give him money back
>>122341280
In the next game you get to play on his pachinko machine for a low low price.
Imp girl who hides in your shadow.
>>122351067
You know, I'm normally not a fan of balls but I might make an exception for Ocelot. Especially if I get to touch the scarf.
Ronda got BTFO
>>122258394
Damn how do I earn gold in this? Other than beating up harpies because I feel bad about that shit.
>>122340668
That would be weird and 3d is shit
>people who get nice clothes to review
man, yet another demographic for me to envyI wonder how much of it is luck and how much of it is charisma? 20/80? 100% internet presence?
>>122352625
There's a dungeon in the desert.
>>122340323
won't stop
>>122356151
I don't have that many pictures of her sadly.
She's not even in a published LN yet, but that comes out in a few weeks.
>>122336890
She sings for the dick
>>122336890
So she's Iago.
I dread the sound of a female Gilbert Gottfried
Treating princesses like dirty cum rags
Treating street urchins and the help like princesses
Giving perverted witches what they deserve
WHEN
A youth who just isn't cut out for the warrior stuff.
They have amazing potential, but they just can't make themselves hurt anybody.
But somehow, some way, when they wear the helmet of a hero of olden times, they change completely. The fear they once had is gone, and they fight with ferocity and resolve. Their determination and will is through the roof. They start claiming to be the great hero themselves and their personality changes completely. But the hero died long ago. How is that possible at all.
Once the helmet is removed, they return to the way they once were. There's no incantation or enchantment on the helmet. The helmet isn't actually all that special either, at least from how it was made.
Is there some undetectable will or spirit within the helmet? Is it all in the persons head? Nobody is quite sure.
>>122322653
IWTTS4M
>>122267309
>>122265860
I'm glad Bill Dauterive got remarried and had a child, though too bad about what a fucking shit kid it is.
>>122336787
We shall call her. flying rat girl
>>122328286
Has someone made that joke yet for a monster girl
>>122328126
>>122328014
Bird thrills
>>122325048
But how
>>122324787
How can you not
>>122323614
Thats why you come up with more
queens
Genie girls
Elf girl at your local inn
>>122268927
With dick
>>122360782
yes
Magical books that make you strong
>>122377090
Stonk
Muscular and sweaty
>>122377337
man
Podcasts are great
>>122258394
>She will never pull me in using her spider legs, having my face land on that soft, cushiony mons pubis
>She'll never use the back of her feet to push me into that pantsu
JUST KOROSE ME
>>122260295
Dumb
>>122385371
say that to my face and not online, see what happens
>>122322004
>>Diplodickus
Sounds intriguing.
Breaking a queen
>>122358548
>MY CLITORIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
>>122386630
Sounds like a kind of diplomatic dicking.
I like it.
>>122387261
A bitch queen who bossed everyone around and who nobody could quite tame.
Until you came around, that is.
>>122259537
Spiders are the best
>>122259213
why does it look so familar
>>122395396
Why are you double posting when he answered you already?
Did dragon girl writer slab his dragon girl?
>>122398441
You don't know how long projects take to get written around here, do you?
>>122398505
He stopped talking about it and never showed a doc.
>>122398627
We all wish you'd stop talking, but sadly you're human filth and incapable.
>>122398715
It's not good to talk about yourself like that.
>>122398859
Your comebacks are about as pitiful as your patience.
>>122398995
The same could be said of all your insults.
YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL
MANKIND ILL-NEEDS AN ANON SUCH AS YOU
>>122399136
>Literally no u
Low effort.
>>122399294
WHAT IS A MAN?
A MISERABLE PILE OF FETISHES
ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU
>>122351327
>>122351327
We will call her Sidna
Fish?
>>122402052
Fish.
>>122402052
Strong feesh
>>122402052
qt fish
>>122351971
what
>>122402539
picture unrelated
>>122405937
you dropped your picture, anon.
>>122406135
With all the shit people sperg out over here that's probably one of the first legitimately disgusting pictures I've seen posted.
Like that's literally a fat furry.
>>122406312
Well don't post whatever you were going to post then, furry is banned on 4chan (I guess except /trash/ now) especially in this thread.
>>122406312
I don't like that picture myself, but read the rules pastebin. That doesn't fall into what we consider furry.
He knows how fucking bullshit those games were and he's just laughing his ass off
>>122406572
huh?
>>122322080
Troodont?
>>122409397
It was the smartest dinosaur. I only know this because I'm currently taking a class on dinosaurs.
Harpy martial arts.
>>122318025
I agree completely
>>122317902
I refuse
Spiders have it rough.
They need four pairs of shoes.
Four.
That's eight shoes total.
That's a lot of shoes to buy and maintain.
>>122414438
What if some are arms?
>>122414438
You're thinking of driders.
Spiders just have more arms.
>>122414530
>>122414890
Then why does everybody say the have 8 LEGS, huh?
>this chunk of grass is more famous than you will ever be
>>122415445
What is it?
>>122415828
>not recognizing it
>>122315256
She wants the dick
>>122311183
>Not knowing that you're acat
>>122415445
What is this?
>>122420836
Ok, so I don't recognize it. Well, what is it?
alots when
>>122421636
Not him but it's the field that the Windows XP default background is from.
I didn't know it was a real picture for a long time.
>>122299617
Soon I hope
>>122418325
No she just wants money.
>>122422769
Jesus, how the hell is anyone supposed to get that from the other photo? It looks nothing like it.
>>122423670
It kind of does, if you had just seen it and were thinking about it.
The other guy was being a dick though.
>>122423734
Maybe the lack of green threw them off?
Update delayed because of mount tests.
>>122426407
welp
how long?
>>122426587
A day or two?
>>122298471
A m b o s
>>122427228
N e v e r e v e r
>>122292054
yes
>>122427228
Hambones.
>>122287991
Those are scary eyes
>>122286540
is she bleeding
>>122431506
No, just the part that her human'y and spider'y parts meet is kinda red.
She is very frail though.
Estimated final waifu count at game's completion?
Excluding random encounters?
>>122431397
Those aren't what her eyes look like. They look like "normal eyes" while in drider form >>122259002
>>122286420
but if she's in human form they're all in both eyes (though the exact configuration isn't known)
>>122259096
>>122356204
>>122340323
She thinks her eyes are creepy in her human form so she almost always has them closed.
http://ergofabulous.org/luther/
Well this is interesting.
>evens - write
>odd - UML
>0 find some sort of movie
>>122433145
>Since you are such vulgar blockheads that you think such lewd and stupid gossip will harm me or bring you honor, you are the real Hanswursts - blockheads, boors, and dunderheads.
#sick#burn
>>122287571
But people die if they're killed
>>122434484
>Such loose, lame, empty talk, set forth on the basis of your own reason and idiosyncrasy, would lead me to believe first of all that your opinions amount to nothing.
Catholic bitches couldn't handle Martin Luther from all the rekt he was dishing out.
>>122281629
with your fick
