Sandisk SHOUTcraft Invitational 2
RO8 1d 1h
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/SHOUTcraft/Invitational/6
bisu is streaming i guess
single worst OP ive ever seen
loomies make a new one please
reminder that bisu is archoning with catz right now
avilo went triple cc while teching to cloaked banshee/reactored hellion on fucking ulrena (scrap station 2.0) against a zerg player after failing to reaper harass then balance whines because he loses to a roach rush which is the most obvious zvt meta counter build on this map right now due to the prevalence of the exact greedy as fuck build he did
avilo is a godamn moron
>>122134885
>1d 1h
are you fucking retarded or something?
please let someone thats not a complete idiot make a new thread next time
>>122135228
avilo plays on the highest level imaginable and on that level the zerg player doesn't do the most obvious counter
>>122135228
>roach rush counters standard safe terran play
good game
>>122135228
can you even go banshee without 3cc it seems like you have too many minerals
>>122135228
idiot
>>122135417
lol
>>122135435
idiot
>>122135469
ask avilo, the terran strategic god
sorry, I'm not posting on this thread, OP is retardad
i really wanna play run escape for some reason...
>>122135861
it's cause you were born retarded
>>122135861
>run escape
>now someone quotes me and says "idiot"
>>122135710
>>122135276
>>122135068
made a new thread lads
migr8
>>122135980
>>122136045
based 1% bro
>>122136045
no
no thread wars
avilo just lost to another stream cheater...
>>122136045
lol youre gonna get in trouble for this dude
>>122136045
>0 posts
lmao pathetic
>>122136045
>0 posts
LAMOOOOOOOOO
O Jorgenbabb, O Jorgenbabb,
Your jorgling rush delights us!
They will win when terran days are bright,
They will win when opponent is white.
O Jorgenbabb, O Jorgenbabb,
Your jorgling rush delights us!
O Jorgenbabb, O Jorgenbabb,
You give us so much pleasure!
How oft at start of match the sight,
O spawning pool, gives us delight!
O Jorgenbabb, O Jorgenbabb,
You give us so much pleasure!
O Jorgenbabb, O Jorgenbabb
Forever true your roaches.
Your banes so good vs bioball,
Get fucking rekt by mech bullshit.
O Jorgenbabb, O Jorgenbabb
Forever true your roaches.
O Jorgenbabb, O Jorgenbabb
You fill my heart with autism.
Reminding me on tourney day
To think of you and then be gay.
O Jorgenbabb, O Jorgenbabb
You fill my heart with autism.
>>122136174
was he map hacking too?...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfzEO2yTe0
HOTBIGTIT @HOTBIGTIT 2h2 hours ago
http://www.twitch
.tv/hotbigtit live~
>>122136494
oh my god
>>122136302
avilo hasn't confirmed that there are any hacks in the wild yet for legacy but there have certainly been some suspicious activities from some of his opponents...
>>122136494
might as well post some hot traps...
lads
lads
my isp literally sent me an email
it literally said that a company called Golden Eye International is seeking compensation cos I illegally downloaded their films
worst thing is I googled the company and literally no joke it's a company that does porn films. literally no joke, it's a subsidiary of Ben Dover Productions or some shit.
I live with my parents
the ISP account is in my mums name
the letter they send out will detail exactly what I downloaded from then and when. The title of the porn will literally be on the letter.
god I hope I'm hope when it comes
>>122136794
it's a scam
get scammed idiot
>>122136794
why did you post this again...
i wish i was eating pizza right now...
>>122136494
i was expacting a d...
disapointing desu
>>122136625
how do you manage to comprehend something like this? the perfection of the female body? I feel it's one of those things that makes you depressed if you think about it too much because you know it will never be attainable for you.
>>122137039
some women are just built for sex
>>122137312
all women are literally built for sex
>>122137039
I comprehend it by knowing that it is an illusion, that the girl has spent hours preparing herself and practicing her facial expressions / body movements so she can film herself at a specific angle, and that under impromptu circumstances she is just as human as anybody else, and that insecurity, narcissism, or mercantilism (or a combination of the three) is what drove her to make these images, unless they are specifically for a loved one, in which case said loved one released them because s/he is an asshole and that is very sad
>>122137475
yeah especially your mom lol
>>122137604
word
she had 5 kids
>>122137676
wow
>>122137676
that's like having sex maybe 6 or 7 times with probably just one guy
true sex machines have zero children
>>122137676
blown out
aviKungFu
>>122136853
i only posted it once
on /brit/pol on 8ch
what?
I like avilo. He's so pathetic delusional and stupid that watching his stream makes me feel a little more normal.
>>122137039
just masturbated to that :3
>>122138386
lol
>>122137972
>>122138168
>>122138386
Reminder that avilo is a professional tennis athlete, self-taught kung fu master, starcraft II grandmaster, AND he even lives with his parents to provide them comfort in their old age. He saves SC2 every day and is a hero that all should admire.
![Cumulus_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iepnKyX.jpg "Cumulus_2[1].jpg")
>>122139017
what is it about tennis that attracts only the most autistic individuals?
>>122139240
because life is the infinite zest
>>122137676
omo...
>tfw avilo and sassy will never get married and have terranbabs
;~;
what race does gyuri play?
reminder he is a victim of bullying
>>122141694
that guy got hella toasted lmao
based avilo knocking down bm scrubs
truly a paladin of the ladder
>>122141813
WELL MET
>>122141813
i'm still sad i didn't screen cap the part where he said he fucked sassy over and over and she moaned like a wildebeest
Tell me the good shit nerd ballers.
>>122142067
it's lotv no one has any idea
>>122142067
bet everything on zerg winning
>>122142067
byun 100%
>>122142067
bet on some zerg, they are unkillable
Oops I cropped out the moneyline.
>>122142157
Zerg is OP in LotV?
>>122142342
>>122142157
tvz is t favored tho
>>122142441
Can you give me the full list?
So T>Z? What about the rest?
>>122142441
is it 2011 again lmao
>>122142570
t>z
z>p
p>t
>>122142570
He's trolling Terran is the hardest race to play and the only race that earns 100% of its wins
>>122142667
But I checked TL forums and everyone is saying that liberators are OP as fuck. Will Protoss kill Terran before they get to that?
>>122142797
get out of here TLkek
>>122142797
liberators are op if you are cornered into their telegraphed attack, or you are too retarded to not move away from it
they are hard counter by blink stalkers, phoenixes and void rays
>>122142413
i haven't played really any lotv but i've been watching streams and it seems to me that zerg have the most abusive shit, early roach/ravager rushes, untargetable nydus worms - the kind of stuff that gets you series wins - plus a really strong lategame with the new viper
rogue is a pretty creative player and he'll probably have tried a bunch of ways to take advantage of that stuff i would put my money there
Zest > Bomber
Solar > Stork
Solar > Zest
TY > Rogue
ByuN > PartinG
ByuN > TY
ByuN > Solar
>>122143015
the look good for zoning opponents
>>122143245
>he doesn't get zoning
t.scv.vg/incontroltv
he said he was just going to the fridge to grab a Monster™ and then he'd play again
he's back already!
he's doing his placement matches!
>>122143538
>Monster
he gets paid to drink that stuff, right?
>>122143616
yes, Evil Geniuses get paid to unleash the beast
>>122143245
force fields and blink forward will get all your liberators killed if you use them aggressively, and if you harras with them he can just get a few phoenixes and move his probes away
do keep in mind that I am not a pro, it could very well be that terrans end up winning everything with liberators and I'm just a no skill shitter
>>122143616
most of the time it's just a monster brand bottle with something else in it
>>122143854
yeah i'd probably put water in the can
Hey pham so Adepts are pretty good
What builds mass them instead of just using them for scouting?
>>122144223
>What builds mass them
all of them apparently
hope i die in my sleep this time
>>122144223
if you build enough of them you can use his ability to be a placeholder force field
nice job blizzard
JP @itmeJP 4m4 minutes ago
the fallout 4 pip boy edition confirms my arm is fat
thanks bethesda
>>122144603
haha jp xD
>>122144603
how long has he been dieting again?
>>122144603
was a game shilled more than fallout 4?
lmao catz and neodestinty are literaly plat babs
>>122144716
wtf
>>122144919
what a faggot shitposter
>>122144919
IS IT HAPPENING???
>>122144603
>jean paul lives with his mother and wears a pip boy
>>122144919
this is nice
>>122145231
scarlett looks good here
I can't update my game~
I heard destiny got his shit keked out, is this true
senpai laddering~
>he doesn't play based Protoss
Ladder boys hwaiting~!
>>122145947
ouch
>>122146161
>goldshit newshit protoss shitter
unbased retard
MIGRATE
>>>/trash/115916
>>>/trash/115916
>>>/trash/115916
Hbt...
bisu is kinda bad...
So is Aphrodite now free from KESPA jail or is she screwed over by the same clause that screwed PartinG?
>>122148014
imagine screwing over aphrodite....
>>122148912
lewd moron
Jesus christ, Blizzonc restored my passion after a 2 year break, buy the game and go to twitch to watch while I wait, only streamer on is incontrol, first thing I see is him going for the dark nuggets. what a flashback.
>>122146982
since when is /trash/ a thing?
>>122144804
just like you are fammie! :D
therealhorsemaster...
>>122150138
would you f*** her...
>>122144223
maek adept
pressure terran
maek warp prism
drop til win
at least 40 APM will carry you at least into mid plat with that
i don't see idra on the TL sidebar...
>making your name the same as a professional player
Why do people do this..?
GaYoung Kim
4 hrs · Incheon, South Korea · Edited ·
Hello, this is Gayoung "Aphrodite" Kim.
I have decided to leave MVP after an year long journey with them.
Knowing female players are very hard to come by, after hearing MVP
recruited female professional players I made a difficult decision that will help enlarge the competition of women league and
improving myself as a person.
I really hope MVP recruiting female players marks the beginning of something big in female competition.
As a person who has pride in her job, I sincerely hope that I too, play a role in making e-sports better!
I am attending IeSF as Korean representative, I have a long way to go but I will try my best so cheer me on!
Even though I am teamless, I will try my best to excel in what I do.
I want to thank MSI for sponsoring and trusting in me.
I also want to thank everyone who supports me.
I am always thankful for you guys, I would not be who I am without your support and for that I am truly grateful.
Thank you always!!
;_;
>>122151063
to bait retards into thinking idra is back
>>122150209
she can ride...
aphrodite is not that pretty
>>122151252
yah but she's a nasty freak in bed so...
>>122151252
unbased blindasfuckbro
>>122151252
IU looks much cuter
>>122151596
iu is a giant whore though
>>122151675
rude
>ravager
>almost always useful
>hard to think of a matchup where I wouldn't want at least a couple
>can always be upgraded to from the roach
>no further investment needed
>lurker
>more niche
>very useful, but has to be used intelligently, can't just be amoved or massed
>you only want a handful
>has matchups where they're just bad
>needs a lengthy 1 min plus upgrade to the hydra den to be created
explain this
Anna just dominated Geoff LIVE ON STREAM
>>122151802
just bein real tbqh familio
>>122151826
pic?
>>122151810
blizzard want you to use their dumb new units that nobody really likes
they don't want you to use the classic broodwar units that everyone always wanted
>>122151810
Lurker rush was apparently so OP that the only solution Blizzard could think of was making the morph time ludicrous
>>122151675
she's more pure than aphrodite tbqh faam
>>122152728
kys loser memer
>>122152876
i'm not the loser here you are for liking a no name that even an american could probably beat lmao
shitty meme tbqh
>>122152304
yet parasitic bomb and the untargetable nydus worm and the eight-armor ultralisk are just fine :)
aphrodite is a winner
>>122153112
a goddess
>>122153112
Aphrodite pleasures old men for money!
So is everyone hyped for day9s new game?
>>122153260
cartoonshit imbecile manchild
>>122153260
idiot
>>122153368
people who insult based animeposters need to die i hope trump kills them all when he becomes president of the world
>>122153087
kys gold league terran
>>122153483
keep on quoting me loser bla blah like I read your subhuman gibberish
>>122153581
get a trip so i can filter you, animeshitter
what is kys?
>>122153260
i wish...
>>122153814
*kisses u*
rank the 3 sc2 campaigns in terms of gameplay
wol > lotv > hots imo
>>122153087
They need to un-nerf marauders. Also I have no idea why they don't just make the Nydus Worm cloaked as it starts building, then uncloak as it nears completion (around 50% or so). That way it's still targetable and can also be reacted to before it actually finishes, but the Zerg player has some protection if they place it intelligently.
Parasitic Bomb needs a travel time and the target should be highlighted in green before it hits. It shouldn't be dodgeable but it also shouldn't be instantaneous.
>>122153814
Kamikaze
You're
Self
>>122153814
kiss :c
ok guys i got it please stop spamming my inbox
>167mb update
what is it :o
based desteeny
>>122154926
is this shopped?
it's been a year since i've even kissed anyone
what do i do
>idra is a kek
lmao
if I've never played Starcraft but I've played some RTS can I just jump in at Legacy?
>>122155021
he went back to university and ever since then he's been spouting off liberal tripe constantly
>>122153991
yeah i'm sure there's a heap of simple stuff they could do i really don't understand blizzard's thought process it seems they pick the most random thing and decide it's a problem and then "fix" that problem in terrible ways
>>122155021
>trusting politicians of any kind
idar...
>>122154981
no, it's the autism.
>>122155025
yes
the basic concepts are easy to understand
you will be shit at it but will likely learn fast
and then you'll just be regular shit, as everyone is who isn't a top top tier pro
this game is hard
>>122155025
it might be a bumpy ride at the start tbqh
but there's a lot of in game stuff now to kinda show you the ropes
campaign would help beginners a lot too
>tfw kaitlyn mukbang
>>122155021
sanders is prob the best candidate tho, not even memeing
hillary and trump are psycho narcissists
carson is so insane his church disowned him
omalley will never ever win
inb4 >voting
>>122154992
who'd you kiss and how was it
>>122155303
>(3x HOTS GM~)
>>122155346
it's time to widen4biden
>>122155441
it was a close girl friend at a party (one of hers, i dont throw parties)
she kissed me and then was like "oh fuck" and ran off
she had a bf at the time
very weird
>>122155021
when did idra become a turbo liberal?
About to play in an automated tourney for the first time in 10 minutes, wish me luck fellow goldbros
Also PSA to all Zergs: Go for a fast +1/+1 melee build with speed banes and mutalisks against Protoss every game. They never expect it. Get a surround on their stalkers with speedlings and literally just A-move banelings into everything, while hitting the mineral line with mutas at the same time.
>>122155645
the man is literally not running for president
>>122155758
do you like her...
>>122155890
based goldbro
good luck
also psa to all zergs: go hatch first into pool and gas, then take a third hatch at 21
fuck the meta mek rosh like it's 2012
>lotv was supposed to take focus away from cheesy dumb shit and force players to expand more while putting and equal focus on micro and macro
>literally e v e r y o n e 2basing
lmao
>>122155947
no
we're very different and she's also crazy
cute tho
>>122156160
Not me.I one base
>>122156205
aw...
I dunno man, it's hard to meet kissable people
>>122156160
kind of how bw was
>>122156160
is it still possible to do super cheesy shit like pool first, cannon rush, proxy barracks crap? or is it a lot easier to hold off now?
>>122156798
super cheesy shit keeps the meta honest
or you'd see 3 hatch before pool every game
>>122154771
new units!
>>122155346
Rand Paul is clearly the best and most intelligent candidate
However he has no chance
>>122157471
he's a little too much a corporate tool for my tastes but his economics make more sense than bernie's
getting paid a livable wage is great but you can't jump into that shit immediately, inflation is a bitch
he also doesn't have a personal grudge against privacy and the internet which is neat
but yeah no chance in hell
>>122157471
rofl
LIVIBEE FOR PRESIDENT
poltu stream
WE
ARE
SAVED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWX_p2GgHzY
Should I?
>>122159405
>standard
lol
>>122159405
ive heard you can find it cheaper than straight off blizz
so no
>>122159405
If you buy it for me I'll love you forever.
>>122159612
G2A.com THE BEST VIDEO GAME STORE EVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsFuFD40sBA
>people subscribe to itmejp
i still can't quite get over this
>>122161245
sub only chat no backseat gayming ;^)
>tfw absolutely unreal headache
i havent even been on the computer for three hours ;;
good night all
>>122153872
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>>122153260
>>122153112
>>122151252
>>122151085
i would pay a lot of money to have her feet in my mouth
>>122161473
good night bby feel better
why didn't lotv save us... no increase in viewers...
when is the first real lotv tourney?
>>122162503
Sandisk SHOUTcraft Invitational 7h 38m
>>122162563
real tourney...
anyone wann play some allied commanders
the starcraft 2 ending actually exceeded my expectations quite a bit, which is good, but my expectations were abysmally low going into it, which isn't.
if you just accept the fact that metzen took starcraft from a gritty, grounded, personal and political story to an epic, fantastical, mythological mystical woo-woo power story, and give a benefit of poorly written holes to metzen, he actually picks conceives good stories, but has no fucking clue how to tell story, and he actually picks good themes, but has no fucking clue how to convey them.
in the confines of the story he forced upon us, the ending was about as good as it could have been.
>>122162503
buddy, let starcraft be starcraft. it doesn't have the be the biggest e-sport any the world, and it probably never will again by a long shot, but that doesn't make it worthless. enjoy it for what it is. baseball isn't close to the most viewed/played sport in the world, but that doesn't stop baseball fans from being really passionate about it.
Tsubomi is my gf
>>122163287
but it's the smallest and everyone is slowly leaving
Tinny....
>>122162054
$50 would probably get you a hand job thrown in
>>122163487
it's not the smallest esport by a fucking long shot. it gets to have a guaranteed day in the sun every year with blizzcon.
blizzard should have done everything they did to the game in lotv back in wings of liberty, and it may have lasted longer:
>daily/weekly online tournaments anyone can enter
>co-op modes that help players dive in slower to the horrid difficulty curve and curb anxiety
>speed up the early game a bunch, because starcraft early game is always horribly uneventful and bad for spectators.
by now, not a lot of people care to get into starcraft because the spotlight already passed by, but i imagine the people that start playing it now will stick with it a lot longer than they used to.
>>122163313
what's life like for a japanese pornstar? Do they all have shady yakuza ties?
Avilo @avilosc2 25m25 minutes ago
Some thoughts about LOTV: bio is unplayable, mech is also unplayable...eh...Terran just has liberators...yeah. delete 8 armor ultra...
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Avilo @avilosc2 25m25 minutes ago
Thoughts on Zerg: ravagers are same as adept - broken as fuck, counter every unit with that unit. brood/viper still broken, allins strong
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Avilo @avilosc2 25m25 minutes ago
Thoughts on Protoss: i never play vs P on LOTV because everyone plays Z the OP race. adepts/carrier quite broken still tho. P = carriers
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>>122164080
i don't think terrans will ever stop crying
they've been crying since wings, they cried during tvtvtvtvtvtvtvtvtvtvt gsl, they cried when they had the most tournament winners in the game, they will never stop crying
ever
terran is the literal baby race
>>122164219
snibbles, mewby and vogue perfectly represented the three races
snibbles was an angsty little faggot with anger problems
mewby was a crybaby with serious delusions about how good he was
vogue was a flamboyant literal cukold who couldn't take bants and had thin skin
>>122164642
what about hbt?
>>122163171
I agree with you man. BW was about saving the sector, it wasn't about saving the entire universe (which is the kind of thing that always leads to silly plots). In SC2 the common soldier just kind of fades into the background, and we end up with what amounts to opposing philosophies slapping dicks together to on a cosmic scale. It's very lofty and detached from the reality of combat. Whereas in BW we had actual intrigue, treachery, and motivations that were relatable across all three factions. BW just felt more like a fight for survival than SC2 ever did, except maybe the final WoL mission on Char.
The mythos just got really bloated and he had to tie it up in a way that didn't shit all over the questionable events of WoL and HotS.
>>122163643
how much for vaginal i just got paid
>>122163643
only if i can eat her ass out too
>gm level knowledge with gold level mechanics
this was literally the best meme to come out of scv
>>122165262
high diamond low masters here :3
Nathan Fabrikant @nathaniastv 1m1 minute ago
tfw after so much travel/work you play a few games alone and have a moment where you think you played close to peak skill again AngelThump
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>>122165603
Nathanias looks like DSP if DSP split into 2 different beings; 1 good and 1 evil. Nathanias being the good one who strives to be the best gamer he can be.
>>122165603
me on the right
>>122165603
thank god im not in this picture
>>122153972
That is factually correct
>>122166223
>>122165603
best day ever
how is everyone doing with kgf 2015...
i don't know if i'm going to be able to complete it...
>>122166504
they look so happy
co-op is fun but why do they lock you to 2base?
4 gas is so little, i feel so limited
>>122166543
can you share resources?
>>122166543
wanna play together?
hope you guys are actually gonna play the game this time around
no better time to get into sc2 while everybody is figuring shit out
don't be a kek
>>122166741
don't think so
>>122166838
already playing with a buddy
co-op is really good for easing a friend into starcraft and learning to macro an offrace desu
titty titty hot big titty~
so what happened between chanman and geoff?
working from home woooohoooo!!!
can post here all day
fanny fanny tiffany~!
t.scv.vg/statesc2
>>122169402
good luck lol
don't end up like i did and spend more time on 4chan than actually doing your """""""""""job"""""""""""
>dragoons will never be avalible in standard multiplayer
Why aren't more Zergs doing drop play? Baneling drops in the mineral line are absolutely devastating.
>>122170752
the hardest part of playing zerg right now is deciding how to take your free win
>>122170967
woopr...
>8:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
How do we feel about this?
>>122170967
i'll have you know i've played zerg since beta so DO NOT talk shit i've been with this race through good and bad so i repeat DO NOT talk shit
thanks
>>122171519
notakek...
