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Sex with !
Direct incoming
what are you hoping for?
Stay.........us........cute squidboy....don......go...!
I am a sneaky squiffer
also, bum lobby, I propose Bravo team switch to octobrush and only bump.
>>122055334
Callie
>>122055445
more single player levels
or coop horde mode
>>122055445
Nothing.
Bum lobby, I'm gonna be cycling who's solo by who has already asked to be solo.
>>122055445
zombies mode, octolings, and/or spectator mode.
hell, even a new map + some new gear would be fine.
sex with marie sex with marie!
>>122055445
bara squids
>>122055451
Reminds me of an Andy Denzler painting.
I want to splat callies snatch
>>122055334
X. It's the only right answer.
You guys, we're supposed to be bumpercars, it's not fair if you swing.
All those beacons
can you order one piece of gear multiple times or how do you get spyke to keep searching fora few days?
>>122056439
You can order identical gear off two different squids, but not the same item from one squid twice.
>>122056351
okay that was a little funner, I think, when the swarm just bumper cars
its kinda like target practice, it helps if you have disruptors, too
flippy holy shit play by the rules
you can rotate me in bumheisen
>>122056231
>setz will never share proper lewd art
>>122056231
who doesn't?
How many bumps does it take to kill with octobrush?
>>122057513
Well if you spend as much time as me nuggling bums it takes 6 or 7.
This bumping makes me all giggly
>>122057267
Classic Flippy lmao
>>122057267
yeah flippy we shoulda been more clear.. the plan was to make a fun mode despite the teams being uneven
so if the mice use slow weapons and the cat uses a fast one, in theory it would be more fair. it still needs some ironing out but I think it has potential.
>>122057267
Didn't know what was going on at first. Sorry.
You can whack me all you want when it's my turn.
any ranked lobbies?
>tfw may not be home when direct happens
>tfw I will miss /ink/ going on a rampage if nothing splatoon related happens or a shitposting festival if something splatoon related does happen
Coming back home is going to be intense
Yep, 6 bumps minimum for a kill.
>>122058184
Use your cell phone, thats how I was here when the game launched
I only got Splatoon yesterday.
I really like this game and the squids are really sexy as well.
Are there any Splatoon-themed onaholes?
>>122058474
No.
do you think krakon rollies would be a good blend of speed and power? or what about e-liters
also i dont think this mode is as fun as i was hoping
my thought process was, if all 5 of us use our mains, then Spartan mode is pretty unbalanced, so if the 4 use slower weapons, it would even the odds
>>122058474
I got one imported from japan
Dammit he got by when I wasn't looking!
What are you waiting for anon?
Aren't you gonna put a ring on it?
>>122058774
Spartan mode is supposed to be unbalanced, that's how they trained, one against three. I do it because I get really mad when I lose even if I'm at a huge disadvantage, and that motivates me to try harder.
but I agree, it's hard to have fun with uneven teams.
>>122059159
Id like to put it in my brown ring
>>122059159
No, I put the ring in her anus and it's stuck
>>122059159
>her right (and by right I mean wrong) hand
kek
>>122059159
I AM NOT WORTHY
I like to call Bumnuggler's stand Back in Time
>>122059667
It's name is Dial Up the Experience
>>122059667
Great, another anon ascending to meme status. The circlejerk grows.
>>122059667
>>122059914
bumnuggler x tia memes when?
>>122059914
tfw ill never get meme status
>>122060030
same...
>>122060010
Doujins first
>>122059914
bum has been a lesser meme for a long time
>>122060010
Tia it's kind of weird you're asking people to ship you with someone
>>122059159
I've already taken Callie's hand
>>122060152
suck my girlcock dude 'u'
>>122060214
desu I would
Oh god what did I bring upon myself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qox8N33QHAU
I dunno why but this track has really been growing on me lately. Something about the way it gradually builds up that I like.
Last game bum lobby, I missed my bedtime again. sorry Seth, if you're even reading this.
>>122059240
yeah that makes sense -- i agree that Spartan mode is fun when you are getting mad and then you get motivated, it does inspire you to achieve
>>122060346
brings back memories of testfire for me, the first music you heard besides the title screen loop
>Try to play Splatoon
>Get an error code every time
>Look up error code
>It's an error about not being able to send a friend invite
Thanks Nintendo
>>122060607
>sat on the tile screen for like an hour before the Testfire just listening to the bassline
Seth, why have you forsaken me?! We were gonna win!
Gg's bum lobby
goodnight guys
>>122060947
night nerd
>>122060923
ggs lobby
>>122060523
But you won't achieve, at least I won't, not with Carbon Roller and several seconds of lag.
>>122060923
would have kept it going but I was supposed to be asleep over an hour ago
>>122061036
GGs
>>122060010
ey bby u want sum fuk?
can someone get me a shot of my woomy looking frustrated?
>>122060214
Hey Tia it's Chris and I love you
>>122060947
>you will never comfort a woomy scared about sleeping away from home for the first time
>>122061261
i can do better but here is a slightly unhappy woomy
>>122062024
you will never scar a woomy for life by masturbating with a taco
here's an okay 'how do i stop gettin my ass kicked in Spartan mode' woomy
>>122062185
That's oddly specific
>>122062281
ground beef is good lubricant
>>122062359
Seasoning to the urethra would likely sting like hell
>>122061261
>>122062070
>>122062224
third times a charm
now im done stalkin your woomy have a good night everyone nex time i see you we'll have had a direct..exciting lol
>>122062359
Only if beef is code for forigen children
>>122062474
I see that as a benefit. It makes me hot, literally
>>122062542
I'd be willing to try ground human flesh
>>122060214
>>122062185
>>122062281
>>122062359
>>122062474
>>122062542
>>122062618
>>122062731
the fuck
i thought this was splatoon general
>>122063330
Well it was about scaring a woomy so yeah
>>122063330
the topic was ultimately splatoon related
>>122064038
>>122062024
>>122064249
this is better: >>122062185
>rolled brand influence trips on red vector tee and red sea slugs on the same night
now all i need is a hat with swim speed/special duration up. what would you recommend /ink/? i'm going with either the camo mesh or squid hairpin right now
anyone wanna squad?
>>122065098
Id be down for a squad
>>122065098
I can, but only for about 30 minutes.
>>122065098
let's do it
>>122065410
NNID?
alright
NNID Phillipfrenchfry
>>122065567
Sent a friend request
>>122065567
need one more
3/4
Wolfhound/ThatsSo/lilbill squad
You have 30 seconds to say what kind of splatoon related news you want to see from the direct or I'll behead a woomy.
>>122066183
More amiibo content
Give me them nintendo clothes and weapons
>>122066183you die in the game your real cat dies too
I'd like to see new maps, since I remember seeing them hinted at before.
>>122066183
I want new stuff ali.
I'm just gonna solo, you guys can twin if you want.
>>122066183
allow people to check friend requests while in a squad/private battle
>>122066581
RIP the dream
One new game mode and 5 new maps confirmed. Ranking system reworked to be less insanely stupid.
>>122066183
allow to change controls/settings in the lobby
>>122066183
New gear, player housing, customisable weapon reskins
>>122066183
No Jews
>>122066183
Octolings playable
Splattershot with a new loadout
>>122066183
Iwata died not long ago. Nintendo is in a very difficult transition without Iwata's death gumming shit up. I expect nothing consequential .
>>122067241
While it might have slowed down projects they haven't yet announced, I really doubt it put any kind of damper on updates for a game like Splatoon that is already out and just gets new content
"I wish I could work on this new map but my bosses bosses bosses boss past away 4 months ago"
>>122066183
eliter range doubled
>play on family's wii u all summer long
>get my own console now
>get nintendo to transfer over my nnid without deleting everyone else's shit on family's wii u
>lose all splatoon progress
fug
completely wiping the floor in the lower ranks as I slowly work my way back up is kinda fun though
>>122067539
Cant you copy the old save to a USB and move it over? Or does that not work
>>122067752
nope, it's tied to the old wii u
>>122066183
scoped dynamo
>>122067539
No big deal. You get to replay the awesome single player. Also, getting to lv 20 isn't nearly as big of a headache as getting from 20 to 50.
>RM
Finally.
I really hope the use the ingame Octoling models for the Octolings, instead of just slapping an Octoling head on a Woomy body for gear convenience.
>>122068816
>manually adjust easily hundreds of models
or
>separate one mesh, separate another, register them as items, add a relevant drop-down list in character creation and call it a day
which would you really rather do.
3/4
taco name/Mr.Magpie/EJ
nnid: DLink00
>>122069028
>see the squad open
>preparing to join
>filled
Tip top gay.
>>122068816
>implying Octolings will ever be playable
>>122066183
woomy dating sim as a side minigame in the cafe
>>122068816
>Octolings
>Quit playing Splatoon a couple months ago
>Wal-Mart I work at had some boy inklings
Fuck my impulse buying, least I can safely leave it in the packaging now.
>>122070358
>worst amiibo
>worst challenges
>worst unlocks
nigga return that shit and get the 3-pack
>>122070485
>Boy inkling is bad
>Roller challenges are bad
>Splat Roller Replica is bad
Shut your whore mouth.
>>122070485
>2nd best amiibo
>2nd best challenges
>2nd best outfit
>best hero reskin
?????
>turn on splatty, start playing turf war
>go 15/0 with the bamboozler
>i had 2 squibs in my team
>other team was all lvl25+
>>122071272
-thryack
>>122071325
what's with this meme?
i'm just a nobody who felt like bragging
>>122071272
Hi MiiMii
>>122071529
Not me, actually.
3/4
taco name/Mr.Magpie/EJ
NNID: DLink00
>>122067519
E-liter Pro: doubles the amount of frames it takes for a full charge from 100 to 200 frames. E3k pro will only kill with a fully charged shot and no amount of damage ups can change that. 25% worse ink efficiency than the current e-liter and has the mobility of a fucking snail.
Broken?
>tfw Captain Cuttlefish has seen some shit
>>122071786
pls join us
>>122071634
Is >>122019227 you?
If it is, I didn't know you played that much dual squelcher.
>>122066183
cuter squibois
Why do some people camp at base and spam "to me" and then "nice"? This really grinds my gears. I just don't get it. Someone explain it to me please.
stat splet
>was the anon around the last splatfest asking for arts and crafts anons
>made Marie's head tentacles out of a block of foam, liquid rubber, paint and some time
>dressed up my realdoll like marie
>couldnt find a way to keep the foam piece on the head and it kept falling off
>realized without the headpiece its just a hooker in a shiny black short skirt with mickey mouse gloves and green tights
I dunno how to end this without getting banned so I dunno.
>>122073704
I don't think I've seen that happen before.
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>>122073992
I know I shouldn't ask, butpic?
>>122073992
pls this >>122074041
>>122074013
This happens to me all the damn time. I block every fucker that does it but still more show up. Japanese or Westerner is doesn't matter everyone does it and I'd like to know why.
What's the point of it?!
>log in to Sad Panda after a busy week
>decide to look for Splatoon lewds
>See a Callie doujin
>mite b cool
Goddamn that was a good one.
>>122072728
Yeah, that's me.
I use dual squelcher in splatfest and a bit in ranked modes.
>double blaster kill
mmmmm
i'm getting better with direct hits, i think
or maybe tonight i'm just extremely lucky with my kills
>>122073704
Well after googling and searching around a bit I found out that it's called a Squid Party. It's been going on for months by looking at the post dates. I'm even more mad now. I want a Splatoon for adults! Damn kids ruin everything!
>>122075423
honestly, it's your fault for playing Turf War. That's the kiddie pool of Splatoon. Won't see that in ranked once you climb up to A/B/S Ranks.
ok, i knew that chargers could shoot across this area. what is just learned (the hard way) is that a scoped eliter can snipe you while you're still up in that hallway, just before the grates. normal eliter can only reach up to the corner on the ground, iirc. this range is so stupid.
>>122075795
here's the mini map, to show what i mean more clearly.
>>122075795
>>122075892
>e-liter is stupid
what else is new
>>122075956
>People still bitch about eliters
>>122076005
>e-liter mains haven't killed themselves out of shame yet
>>122076101
>properly playing the meta is shameful
>>122075956
>>122076005
i'm not crying about the gun, if that's what you think. when i said "this range is so stupid" i was trying to convey how incredulous i felt when i got sniped from what i thought was a relatively safe spot (unless someone was right up under the grates, in which case why would i stay standing there). i was trying to flush out an enemy who was going between the two grated openings, so i didn't notice the laser. if anything, think of it as "le new hot tech/pro tip" for the average shitter.
>>122076101
Lemme guess, .gal are still scrub weapons, right?I mained the Splat Roller when I quit, fuck your meta.
>>122076182
Game gives you all this freedom of maneuverability and you decide to be an fag who stands in one spot, closes an eye, and inches left and right
At least Squiffers, Bams, and Splats move around
>>122076462
>simple, efficient, effective gameplay is something to be ashamed of
>>122076572
In a game like Splatoon it should be considered there are far other games to cater to a charger shits
>>122076182
You, I like you
>>122076843
Your sentences seems to have completely fallen apart at the end there.
>>122076462
>STILL whining about eliters
>>122076005
the range does make it pretty fucking stupid though, wouldn't be half as bad if they didn't decide that both sets needed a good close range option to cancel out it's weakness
Hey, does anyone have 4x Damage Up headgear that I can order?
>>122080112
I have 4x damage shirt (part time pirate) but no headgear sorry
>>122080112
just spend 5 minutes in S/S+ solo when a map that favors e-liters is in rotation. 4x damage up gear is by far the most common type of off-brand item in circulation.
>>122080227
Aren't most of them wearing the captain's hat? Guess I could look for a Squash Headband.
I think someone posted a 4x Damage Up Snorkel here a few days ago. I have 10 snails, but I'm not sure if that's enough to roll it myself.
Stupid gear system drives me insane sometimes...
So do the attributes on available clothes have better/more stats as I go up in levels like how weapons get better as you go up in rank?
>go to change my weapon
>join friend again
>wonder why its taking so long to join
>realize its time for the rotation
>>122080564
>TC
fuck, woulda played with you otherwise anon
assuming there was room in squad of course
PLS
i love how these shoes look, but hate how gigantic they are?
whatever, i need these spyyyyke
>>122080564
assuming this is who i think it is, i enjoyed the few games of cat and mouse we had
>>122080969
Remember that you can scum the last slot if you get 2/3
>check order
>if its 2/3, DO NOT BUY, instead close the game and (assuming you have a USB stick already with your save file on it) create a backup of the save
>load up the game with your USB still inserted
>buy the shoes, add the slot, unlock the slot
>if you didnt get the ability you were looking for, restore your backup
>otherwise, overwrite your backup
Those are 1 star, so you only need to win 1 game at A (or A+ cant remember) or above to unlock that slot.
>>122081024
You didbamboozleme a fair number of times. GGs
>>122081092
How does Spyke work towards getting rid of the order? Does the one day timer only trigger if you check the item?
>one teammate dc'd
>one seemingly gave up halfway
>i keep forgetting i'm squiffing now
g-good round, guys
>wonder who this Squiffer nerd is who keeps trying to splat me
>mfw seeing the name
>>122081348
That I'm not too sure about, I think that's the case. But don't take that as absolute truth, I've had instances where I will have made a backup the night before and just restore that rather than making a new one, then give up on rollscumming the item but just restore my backup from last night before playing games, then I'll go to check the next day and the same piece of gear is there I think.
>>122081395
>mfw i keep doing the same Dumb Thing and dying
>random nip on the other team partakes in random activities with me
>>122081348
i've tried this before and yes. you can keep an item in your queue indefinitely this way.
>super jump right into a dynamo roller swing
HURR Never again
i'm embarrassingly bad at dynamo, or just rollers in general, but these big open maps are kinda fun to fling mindlessly on...
>>122062478
Cool, I'm gonna use this next time I get styled on by the weatherman.
>>122070485
>final boss with a roller
>not the best challenge
>>122082042
hehe, i had just finished swinging wildly at the guy you jumped to. if i had time i would've just put a sprinkler down on your marker c:
Glory to the 5th player
>>122082389
>People still think the sprinkler is a decent sub
>>122082489
>people still think the sprinkler isn't a decent sub
>>122082489
i've gotten free kills from placing sprinklers in this general area
plus it's free turf coverage, which builds special faster
>>122082569
>Thinking it's anything but a waste of a slot
>>122082756
>I get kills off of retards, it must be good!
And half of your ink tank is not 'free' coverage.
>>122082947
>thinking it's a waste of a slot
>>122064952
Stealth Goggles? Don't waste your hairclip on Special Duration.
5 hours late, but oh well.
>>122082947
>half your ink tank is not 'free' coverage
lol
>connection lost
Dank
>>122081729
I tried doing this, and Spyke eventually gets rid of the item after about 5 days.
I lost the Cold-Blooded Swim Speed shirt this way.
That's enough Carbon Roller for me. Back to the Blaster.
>4 run speeds
>mini splatling
>>122084558
the bubbler variant will ruin splat zones forever once it's out
>>122084558
Time to grab my Splatling.
>>122084760
bah, no fair, the heavy outranges me!
i guess i'll just have to be more creative
>>122085161
It can't be helped.
I've only just got this game.
Is there/will there ever be an option to save equipment sets? I like switching between weapons and it would be nice to have the option to not have to change my entire outfit set every time I change weapons because some bonuses I prefer with different weapons.
>>122085568
splatling boyz
>>122085568
hrm
i have 110k on the mini...unfortunately i have no life ; u ;
>>122085841
Stay fresh mah nigga
>see enemy seeker zooming through our ink
>see enemy ink trail forming to the left of the seeker, ending in a seeker explosion
what
>>122085949
>2015
>actually having a life
>>122086645
I wish I was a NEET so I could play more Splatoon.
>>122086850
Don't wish for a curse,trust me.
what's with the ocotoling outfit jap
they just go stand in one spot
callie!
>>122086998
She wants the fun.
>>122087175
caught them in the act
and joined for a little bit
then i died
>>122087095
Cute.
>>122087336
wow, rude, now they decide they want to fight.
i was gonna meet up with them this round and goof off, and she and the kelp charger that was doing the fun with her last round kept killing me
>>122087336
I decided to join them
I am definitely not sorry for how that ended.
>enemy starts their bomb rush
>throw a sprinkler on the wall above their head
>they succumb to 5th player's might immediately
Never trust an Octoling pretender.
IT WAS A TRAP
>splatted by Potato :3
>everyone having a grand ol' time
>along comes JUSTY to ruin everything
that cluster of beakons and super jumping was a good time
>tfw you are a CSSJ main
>>122089387
i refuse to believe that
>>122089387
Custom Super Saiyan?
>>122089593
that shit's OP
>>122089387
>I enjoy actively hindering my team and announcing this fact on a mongolian zoetrope forum
congratulations
>our fourth teammate standing nearby our party, confused as to what to do
>they leave after the match is over
>>122089583
I can believe that. Pretty fun in TW, especially with 2+ Run Speed Ups. You basically win games by yourself, I had it as a rule of the thumb to always through a Disruptor before I challenged someone; would usually trade at absolute worst. Wouldn't be caught dead taking it to ranked, though.
>draw a nice little heart
>along comes some asshole ruining it
I cri evrytime
disruptors are great
>>122090006
i have such a hard time drawing hearts with the brushes. they always come out looking pretty wonky.
>Breaking news
I'll never forget you Potato :3 and Octonip. GGs Tia.
>>122090909
ggs!
i was a little envious of octonip's 4x sub saver octo armor.
>ninjas getting BTFO on Southpark
>>122066183
It happened anyway
>>122091962
it was actually just for wiring, how fresh.
>>122089981
I run a similar build when using the custom Jr. 2 run speed mains, 1 swim speed, and 3 bomb range up. With 3 bomb range mains, I can throw a Disruptor with the range of a Jet Squelcher.
We-re seriously not talking about this?
>>122093229
pls b fake
>>122093229
You-re over a day late to this 'discovery' and none of it is real.
>Amiibo with a capital A
>Link is a drawing and not a render
>Blurry line of text for no purpose
>>122093229
We already did, it's a fake. Keep up.
>Playing turf war
>Seeing Japanese level 50's
oh boy
what kind of build could they possibly be running
>>122093229
If you can't tell that's fake then you should probably never post again.
