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All invites in this wave have already been sent out.

Game is $40 on PC for all launch characters. $60 with some cosmetics. Also on PS4 and XBONE. Blizz refuses to discuss post launch content at this point.

New Heroes (Added to Beta this coming week):
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/mei/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/dva/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/genji/

Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.

>Main Site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/

>Twitter
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch

>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true

>List of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt

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>he can't bhop
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>>122006378
Wow that'a actually a good job Also Genji a shit
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>>122006468
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>>122006180
What was this? I want too see more overwatch cinematics
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DEAD GAME
FUCK BLIZZ
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Overwatch would be a much more exciting game if you had to press 'tab' every half-second. If you missed a press, you would immediately die with a ten second wait to respawn.

Such mechanical hurdles would add an impressive amount of complexity to the game and a much higher skill-cap!
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>>122006524
why do TF2 players feel so threatened?

as long as hats are worn on heads, TF2 keeps spinnin'
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>>122006468
>He wants bunnyhopping

Why would i pay 40 bucks for a game that would play and become exactly like CS?

No one wants counter strike with a shiny new coat.
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>>122006575
Yeah it does need a suicide button
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>>122006437

Git out
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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
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nth for Mercy is top-tier waitu all other waifus are a shit
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>>122006628
>he can't bhop
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>>122006628
Because in CSGO you can't bhop unless there's a retarded server plugin which makes it way too easy.
Here's how it's supposed to be, without speed gain and perfect hops through server plugins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK9BV-dOeHY
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>>122006524
>>122006652

>fucking_kill_me.jpg
>spam

Mods I think he's (literally) asking for it
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>>122006717
Literally everyone can bhop.
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>>122006651
Freckles SUCK
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>>122006750
>source bhopping

No, it's supposed to be like it was in 1.6. In source it's much easier.
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>autistic D.Va players
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Who /in/ here?
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D.Va is probably the most annoying class in the game.

>Top 3 mobility
>2nd highest health pool
>Skill that negates 95% of attacks
>Have to kill her twice
>Weapon has an infinite clip but is so weak that it's not actually a threat so you just get annoyed
>Ult is easy to avoid but forces you to hide for 5 seconds

Winston was already the mobile defensive hero with shit damage, why did we need another, even more extreme version?
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>>122006717
>he can't /in/
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>>122006829
You must have been playing on OB server source servers with bhop plugin then. See, I hate this. Bunny hopping in Source is not easy. You can feel lucky if you can be constant for about 4-5 hops without server plugins. But then always these reddit newfag shitheads and come claim otherwise when they play OB source with a server plugin that literally bhops for them.
Old Source bhop was just like 1.6. The only difference was how ducking affected the bunny hop
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>>122006378
What the fuck is this commie shit?
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>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to good strategy gameplay.

Makes sense until you consider that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. All of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) are flaws.

Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.

The camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they can in DOTA.

There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.

Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game.

So it won't sell by its quality.

The only option they have to sell it is manipulative marketing. Here you can see a streamer who was critical of World of Warcraft talk about how he was denied Beta access: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpBhtq6cHE

Here you can see three TF2 YouTube celebrities are flown to Activision-Blizzard's office free of charge, given a full tour, and hundreds of dollars in merchandise + games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omcfb5Ttf0

Q: "After the initial-release 21 heroes, will any additional ones be free?"
A: "U-uhh. next question please"
http://i.pomf.pl/bctocv.webm

"Actually, Overwatch wasn't ported to console at some point down the line, we've been focusing mainly on it from day 1"
http://i.pomf.pl/ghwdkq.webm
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>>122006778
>everyone can bhop and he STILL can't
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>>122006750
>Here's how it's supposed to be

You know how it's supposed to be? How it actually is. Because that's how the developers made it. And in overwatch its not supposed to be possible. Deal with it.
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>>122006915
>What are you, STUPID?
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>>122006826
Objectively false
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>>122006904
>Old Source bhop was just like 1.6

No it wasn't. In source you couldn't do dbhop or stand up bhop. Not to mention all of the other mechanics. Source doesn't have half of the different jump and movement techniques 1.6 had.

Also

>circular strafes

No thanks.
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Reminder that there is only one (1) way to assure you get beta access if you aren't a big-name streamer.
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>>122006652
>>122006940
Still using the same filenames, friend. You're really invested in this, aren't you?
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>>122007070
>he doesn't cirular strafes
aa100 kiddo detected
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seagull makes Overwatch seem much more mobile than /v/ shitposts about. Not sure what to believe.

But he also seems to complain about Widowmaker too much and she doesn't seem that strong to me.
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>>122007075
I have a friend that asked blizzard support and they let him in. Didn't work for me.
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>>122007075
citation needed
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>shitty tumblr art being posted by braindead americans
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What sort of awesoome mechanics should be added to Overwatch to satisfy our friend's need for dat skillcap?
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>>122007149
no bhop no mobility desu
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>Lucio is a dank weed guy, just look at his color scheme
>Overwatch is a SHIT RTS game
>Wake up sheeple!
>I deserve a beta because I spent all my money on Bliz
>bhopping belongs in overwatch

Don't respond to retards, let them be
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>>122007141
Circular strafes are literally the worst and most noob shit you can do, no matter what air accel you use.
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>>122007213
class unique grenades
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>>122007159
Via ticket or what?
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>>122007149
Some heroes are extremely mobile. Looks fun so far, only Blizzard could kill it after they add progression and ranked play
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>>122007149
Mobility in OW is decided by hero abilities only and is different for everyone. Besides that you can literally only do a regular jump and run.

>>122007297
He told me it was through live chat. When I asked they told me they can't give out invites because they don't have any and that only devs can invite
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>>122007075

>there are people who preordered the game for $60
>they don't have access
>some random guy who was dumpstering the game in seagull's twitch chat does
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>>122007213
Quarter and Half Circle commands for using skills.

gimme that 720 for McCree ult.
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>>122007193
>he HAS to use the same images every thread

What is your disability? Is it some kind of OCD?
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>>122007250
ever longjump record in every counter strike is a circular strafe you dumb fuck
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to be honest tracer should bhop instead of blink its a way more complex mechanic and ten times more interesting

like this if you agree
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>mfw i get invited to the beta and i dont even care
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>>122007361

Why are you talking to me? Don't do that.
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>>122007149
Some characters do have good mobility, Pharah, Lucio, Genji, Tracer, etc.

People will always complain about snipers, especially ones like Widowmaker who have so many advantages.

>Grapple for easy positioning and easy escapes
>Mine to help detect flankers
>Decent SMG at close range
>Sniper rifle that charges fast and doesn't unscope in between shots
>fucking WALLHAX ultimate

She has a ton of tools, a good Widowmaker is insanely good. I'm almost positive she'll get nerfed again.

But then again there are a lot of flanking heroes and she can't do shit to shields.
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Is seagul the only tolerable streamer?
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>>122007392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgj2u5sPX4

Kill yourself you fucking retarded child.
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>>122007029
tracer would be better if she was literally nothing but a bunch of freckles floating in the air
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>>122007361
at least he's not posting a garbage anime
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>>122007496
Oh that is simply adorable~
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>>122007517
literally a circular strafe or don't you know what that word means?
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>>122007501
The issue is that Hanzo and Widowmaker cannibalize each other.

Hanzo is obviously meant to be a short-ranged and spammier sniper but Widowmaker's better at doing that while being the long-ranged sniper as well. Holy shit, they even both have wallhack abilities. They need to do something to differentiate the two of them.
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>>122007517

>dude jumping in a videogame
>its edited to look like some gangster shit
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>>122007661
That's not a circular strafe you fucking retard.
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>>122007576
If the freckles are bunny hopping then yes
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>>122007734
ur mom disagrees
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>>122007513
Pretty much. He has a nice, calm and comfy voice on top of being pretty damn skilled. Moreso than most people streaming it.
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>>122007678
I agree, Hanzo isn't as useful as Widow.

But that's going to happen, especially as more and more heroes are added. Not everyone is going to be "competitively viable." And roles will overlap.

What's more important is keeping the characters fresh and Hanzo plays quite a bit differently than Widowmaker so I think it's fine.

And again, I'm 90% sure she's going to get another nerf.
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>>122007689
>he can't bhop
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If this game actually gave a shit about having complex, interesting gameplay the mobility wouldn't be a single prepackaged skill that just takes you from point A to point B, it would be a set of things. Surfing, bunnyhopping, projectile jumping, grappling hooking, skiing (tribes-esque), walljumping, etc.

But retarded console kids can't grasp any of this, so we get 'Press X to teleport away'.

Did you guys know the general consensus in neuroscience is that humans' brains evolved to their unprecedented relative size and complexity because of movement? Simply because bipedal movement is tough and you need a lot of computation to do it efficiently. That's why we have the most efficient gait in the animal kingdom and can run for longer distances than any other animal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting#Persistence_hunting_in_human_evolution

Fun fact - brains in general evolved for the sake of movement. There is a species of mollusk which has a brain. It swims through a river until it finds a rock it likes, attaches itself permanently to the rock, then digests its brain because it has no use for it any more, being immobile. https://www.ted.com/talks/daniel_wolpert_the_real_reason_for_brains?language=en -

We're the only animal that practices recreational, unconventional movement just because we enjoy experimenting with new ways to move. Dancing, it's called. And ActiBlizzard gives us a button to press that just teleports us to where our class is supposed to be. It's all about the destination, not the journey. The fleeting satisfaction of correctly placing yourself in the best location without any of the work and expertise required to get there safely and quickly. There is nothing but the button. Press it, monkey.
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>stream is named Mei Main
>is playing winston

fuck off
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>>122008296
"ok"
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Let's add minions you have to kill, that would increase the skillcap!
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>>122008320
I'm glad you posted this here instead of in whatever fucking stream chat you're sperging about.
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Good afternoon /owg/
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>>122008296

my heart goes dokidoki whenever i go fast in video games

to be honest family i think the first multiplayer game that REALLY focuses in on movement is gonna be the next ultra-blockbuster game
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>>122008320
I would stream Mei if I wasnt at work for you anon
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>>122008524
cringe
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>"Massive invite wave"

I'm done. Fuck this shit. Refunded, chargebacked all purchases I made with blizzard as far as I could, hoping they permanently fucking shut down my account that exists since blizzards births itself with all the fucking games. Fuck it all

Fuck the twitch circlejerk
Fuck the youtube circlejerk

Fuck the "tf2 pro" circlejerk especially. I am seriously thinking of visiting the cunt IRL that denied me and punch him in the fucking stomache so fucking hard my fist breaks and the bones penetrate.

Fuck the absolutely disgusting fucking dogshit subreddit mod circlejerk why the FUCK does blizzard even give these faggots an invite, for being pathetic fucking faggots moderators of a subreddit FOR REAL???????

going to be so fucking funny to play in several months when these FUCKING ANNOYING FAGGOTS HAVE BEEN PLAYING IT ALL THIS TIME

Burning down my fucking house and moving out to a shed in the middle of fucking nowhere with no way to accidentally see any blizzard related shit ever again. FUCK everything

I'm OUT

>https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3seyp6/bad_news_eu_waiting_times_are_longer_than_before/
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>>122006378
I loved the crap out of T2 and even TA, good flag hand offs are orgasmic. But I don't want unorthodox movement in this, just like I wouldn't want it in ARMA.

Persistence running made your post very unshit though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o
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>>122008693
the guy that wrote that support answer is a bit of a tool
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>>122008748
>OP
Nigger what how
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>>122008841
Sounds like alliance desu
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>>122008693
>All that Warcraft shit
Does every Blizz gm do crap like that?
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Will the game ever reach as much hype as it had a week or two ago? They have no more heroes to reveal, and several months until release. How will they get people to remember this game several months next year?
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>>122009083
More invites then open beta silly
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>Release new heroes and a balance patch.
>THEY STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN RID OF THE OBNOXIOUS FUCKING MUZZLEFLASH ON TRACER, AND 76'S GUNS.

These guys are awful. I wish death upon their "masterwork".
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>>122008693
See you tomorrow anon.
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How much must I beg to get the beta?
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>>122009248

>this is blizzard's 'masterwork'

hahahahahah
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>>122009363
who you will even beg to? in twitter they would not even read it because there's a lot of comments
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>>122009083
when more than a few thousand people can play it, sure.
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>>122009424
Well, that's what support tickets are for. Even if it's the same copy and pasta answer, someone must read it first.
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>>122009363
You can create a twitch account and viewbot it and maybe fool Blizzard into think you're popular.
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>>122009395
Couldn't be starcraft. I don't think anyone realized the the third installment to their little trilogy for Starcraft 2 came out.
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>>122009424

Can someone leak the cunt that invites the tf2 pros and friends of youtubers and shit? Surely they're mailing or writing to someone to get others access instantly

How isn't it leaked yet holy shit
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>>122009626
You're not getting some magic email dude. Even b4nny couldn't just do that. He said he had to personally contact Blizzard and make a case for himself. The other TF2 pros know somebody at Blizzard, not just a random email they send IDs to
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who else got in through luck?
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Seagull's stream is pretty comfy.
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>>122009751
Well where the fuck did he personally contact them then?

There's the ticket system, the PR dude and a generic blizzard mail
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>>122009875

He's reddit incarnate and shit at video games
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>>122009875
>reddit circlejerked faggot
>terrible at tf2
>talks in a really fucking weird way like he had some speech impedance earlier

epic beta
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>>122009875
I agree
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>>122009875
I dislike how he goes on babby tutorial mode and literally explains every little shit about a character. He was explaining how Hanzo had a scatter arrow that bounced around, and talks a lot about basic abilities of heroes. Like shit dude, I can read you know, stop pandering to retards
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>>122010038
>seagull terrible at tf2
????
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>>122009875
It's funny cause he was popular around here before he suddenly exploded in popularity. People are just mad their lesser known streamer became successful.

He has a cozy personality while being one of the more skilled people streaming the game.
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>>122010141

he never won anything in a game that had zero good players

he tried to play quake for a year and was getting utterly assraped by random pubbies
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>>122010212
He sold out to do it
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>tfw watching these shitlords play the game
>tfw could be in the beta annihilating everyone with mei

biggest wave yet...
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>be Blizzard
>accidentally make your beta so exclusive that people can barely find a game of 12 people
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>>122009925
>>122010038
>muh reddit

I wouldn't know, I don't browse reddit.

>muh tf2

I wouldn't know, I don't play TF2.

>talk wierd

What?

>shit at games

Debatable. I think he's good enough for me to keep watching.

>>122010047
Eh, doesn't bother me as much.
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>>122009875
>seagull
>https://youtu.be/hopeFgwApCM?t=59

someone linked this earlier this is literally how seagull talks fucking LMAO
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>>122008063
He'd be fresh and he'd have a better role if Widowmaker's rate of fire was reduced to something appropriate for a sniper and her clip-size was cut down as well.
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A new thread, hope im not too late.
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>>122010457
I don't understand why she has 200 HP and not 150 when she has the longest range weapon in the game, and doesn't even have a bad close range weapon or bad mobility
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>>122010426
iddunno
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>>122008693
Can't say I blame you.

It's fairly aggravating, it would've been fine if they just had an orthodox beta weekend where everyone gets to play. It honestly seems like they're trying to piss people off, by hyping up the beta and releasing such limited amounts, 15k isn't much when 7 million are signed.

Hell, even Battlefront's beta were streamers got a day early was alright.

How Blizzard has handled the whole thing is shameful, through-out development they've done nothing but packpedal
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>>122010426
holy shit
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>>122006940
>dota
>strategy game
into the literal >>>/trash/
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>>122011132
I hate the most that the game actually looks fun as fuck, but Blizz might kill it before it even releases or hold it back from being as big as it could be
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>>122011229
dota is a better game than overwatch to be real with you family
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>>122010504
my meme
nice oc
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>>122011229
Welcome newfriend, please remember not to respond to shitposts
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>>122011313

you keep telling yourself that
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>>122010604
>I don't understand why she has 200 HP and not 150 when she has the longest range weapon in the game, and doesn't even have a bad close range weapon or bad mobility

Blizzard is actually shit at making games. Widowmaker will receive nerfs after people cry about good snipers. Not many good snipers got into beta yet. LBC ain't shit, btw. There are much stronger snipers.
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>tfw no beta

I just wanna be that mei you hate playing against but love to have on your team

Overmeme seems to be clogged with awful players right now
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>>122011671
>I just wanna be that mei you hate playing against but love to have on your team

you're going to be the retard who'se 0/40 typing shit like 'Medic, could you please support me? God, this team...' in chat
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>>122011671
sorry but i'd never love to have a tumblrfag on my team
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>>122011671
mei looks like shit gameplay wise desu.
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>>122011132
>>122011294
They could have had a NDA beta and you wouldn't even get to see the game being played and still do the same exact thing.
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>>122011820
blocking ults sounds too fun though
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>>122011671
I'm not a furfaggot weeb piece of shit but this whore right here looks tasty as heck
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>>122011671
>more useless fucking supports that think they're the most valuable player because they play support
god damn I get enough of you keks in dota
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My god the ability to demolish everyone in this beta is comical. The players here manage to somehow be even worse than TF2 players.

HMM... LET'S ALL RUSH THE GUY WITH THE INSTAKILL ULT UP

LET'S JUST CHERRY TAP TRACER TO INFORM THE PLAYER THAT THEY ARE OUT OF POSITION

and of course oh god the character balance is nonexistent.
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>>122011796
>"shit team"
>never top player
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Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.

Anybody else think like this?
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Holy shit 15 minutes to find a match

Blizzard you retards you killed the hype already, restricting it to twitch and youtubers isn't working any more

just fucking go
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Who will your main be?
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>>122011820
She can actually do alot of cool shit with that wall
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>>122010604
Zenyatta needs to be brought up to 200.
Widowmaker needs to be brought down to 150.
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>>122012032
Where's Winston faggot
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>>122012058
Reaper.
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what are u guys playing while waiting for overcûck
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>>122012192
Nah, Zenyatta being brought to 200 would make him a better assault than support. His discord orb shreds anything, he needs to be weak like that so he cant rampage around with it
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>>122009543
actually, blizzard released lel of the void on purpose on the same day fallout4 came out, to mask their fuckup of a game
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>>122012058
Bastion for skill reward
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>>122011313
you're not setting the bar high famerino
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>>122012312
Alright guys so I checked through the character list to see which males are unplayable.

Genji wasn't listed in the official reference kits, so someone must have realized we're filtering based on height. Surprising to find out Junkrat is 6'6".
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>>122012312
better games
:^)
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>>122012058

mei, gonna freeze niggas all day
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>>122012032
Not really, since women dont orgasm this easy.
The female viagra is psychopharma and has to be taken everyday for a month since it has effects.
So no, i dont pretend like you.
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>>122012704
Just leave him to his delusions
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>>122012312
mentally preparing myself, going through higher dimensions, while listening to proper music. collecting my energy to unleash on widowmaker as the best sniper this earth has ever fucking seen

prepare
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>>122012312
Dirty Bomb (forcing myself to play it at this point, the devs are fucking inept)
New Vegas, and considering purchasing Fallout 4, but the way it handled itself as an RPG is a bit of a turnoff
SotFS when I get really, really bored I guess
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>>122012763
I can't wait to hear you complain about the enemy flanker like summit was
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>>122012032
>Dart Anon still hasn't drawn Bastion yet
why?
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>>122012884
Wonder what he thinks about D.va and Genji now then
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>>122012884
if i get enough attention i might stream
but seriously i've been banned in dirty bomb, loadout, smnc, other shitty games like these, hundreds of tf2 servers, 10k tf2 hours mostly as sniper

prepare your assholes faggots autismus coming any time
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>>122012312
Pirated F4.

It's woeful.
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>>122012830
fallout 4 is bombjust fucking torrent it dude
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>watching these retards play mei
>they misuse all their shit constantly like fucking morons

I can't watch gameplay clips for this, why are the people so fucking bad? You have a god damn iceblock that heals you on a 8 sec cooldown and a gamechaning wall at the same time you should never be in danger at any point in the game even if you get zerged just ULT and iceblock wtf how hard can it be?

please got just let me into the beta already
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This game is way more fun than I thought it would be.
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>tfw you got a beta invite
Feels so good. I'm loving reaper's gameplay, but the character is so edgy I can't stand him.

See ya guys in 8 months when I'm a pro ;^)
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Is this the first ever literal kek game? a game you're only allowed to watch LMAO
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>>122012557
hanzo is actually above average senpai, play away
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>>122013598
it's fun once you get in for 15 mintues, and gets incredibly boring after a few hours

it's the kind of game where you just play and after a while it leaves you with the odd feeling that makes you think "what am i doing with my life"
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>>122013638
Nobody will even remember this wreck in 8 months.
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>>122012557
>>122013703
forgot the image
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>>122013646
At least the company behind the game doesn't cancel halloween/christmas ingame events because of "lots happening behind the scenes" while keeping the event celebrating chinese new year AND telling the players to start making cosmetics for said chinese new year event while also ordering those who do to major in chinese tradition before making any shit
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>>122012557
>Torbjörn
>4'7"
>Swede
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Wait so why would you buy the origins edition over the normal one? What if I just want the game and dont care about skins?
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>>122006378
>buying overpriced trash
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>>122013703
>a..a..above average
Still 5'8"
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>>122014350
Then you pay $40 instead on $60.
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>>122014350
The answer may shock you...
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>>122014350

Then buy the normal one.
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Who healslut here?
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>>122014358
who are you talking to
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>>122014350
wtf kind of question is this?
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>>122014783
Me, although I like all the supports.
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>>122014783
something about mercy is special to me... i can't figure it out
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>>122012830
I wouldn't buy Fallout 4

coming from someone who bought it.
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>>122015093
fuck /feg/ let them die
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>>122012557

I'm surprised Lucio is so short.

Both Junkrat and Roadhog are damn tall; it's probably all that radiation in Australia.
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>>122015093
>help
with what?
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Mei seems like one of those heroes who gets better the more clones of her are running around, two can wall off something constantly and double blizzard is retarded as fuck
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>>122015234
they seem to be shitposting themselves to death anon
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>>122015251
I don't get why her debuff stacks so that two Meis freeze faster than one. Just what the hell
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>>122015108
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>>122015251
Fuck you then beta invite for you
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>>122006652
>Team Fortress invented these generic character archetypes

Fuck me you can find all of these in years worth of TV, comics and movies.
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>>122015551

behold, a man with shit taste
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>>122007612
Eva is garbage, though. Trashy shit everyone calls deep because of a few scenes, but really, they were just furiously masturbating to the sexual parts. I'm not going to watch Hitomi Tanaka's latest vaginal escapade in my ejacularium, then make up some nonsense about the plot being about pain and loss just because she makes a few painful faces while getting fucked.
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>>122015767
>eva is garbage
>attaches an image of literal garbage
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>>122015108
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>>122015964
good taste
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>>122015346
ok, good to know.
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>>122015093
I'm glad you're left to die after KowaSHITai running MT and FE
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>>122015551
>wanting plastic as a waifu

You need to rethink your life
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>>122015108
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>>122015108

add me for mei erp id/akillerbee/
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>>122016964
nobody wants toa dd you
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This thread is shit.
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>>122015108
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>>122016964
fuck off back to /dbg/
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>>122017178
Could be worse, could be /feg/
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>>122017287
>waifu shitter
>nintendrone
two of my least favorite things

whatever is going on, you deserve
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Shit taste is best taste.
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>>122015108
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>>122012312
Overwatch

Roadhog is love
Roadhog is life

Symettra is top tier though
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BETA INVITE BLIZZARD

I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH NIGGAS PLAY GAMES FOR >>>SIX MONTHS<<<

I LITERALLY WON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GAME ANYMORE BY THAT POINT
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>>122017626
the closed beta ends in december
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>>122015108
fixed the game desu
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>>122017850

phase of closed beta
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>>122017957
Based.
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>>122017957
Can we change his? hair colour?
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>>122017850
source
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>>122011958
>tits bigger
>hips and ass smaller

What the FUCK is this
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>>122015108
Superior taste right here.
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YO YOYOYO YO YO

I JUST FOUND OUT I CAN INSTALL OVERWATCH IS IT OPEN BETA ALREADY OR WHAT
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>>122018168
No
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>>122017626
They toss out invites every few days, just got mine last night.
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>>122018769
no it means youre flagged dumb shit
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>>122018772
same here
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Anyone know when next wave of accounts are going to be flagged for beta? If I don't get in then, I'm gonna write a long email begging to get into beta. Thats how I got into the first wave of Dota 2 beta.
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2106
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I'm curious about the other recolours the heroes will have. Any wishes in perticular?
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>>122019547
>nipple exposed

DELETE THIS
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ded:

game [x]
thread [x]
hype [x]
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>>122019283
Probably next Tuesday if they follow the pattern. Emailing can't hurt I guess.
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>>122019547
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>>122008296

>why isnt every game super hardcore so i can just automatically win with my 8-hours-a-day free time
>why are you making games for all audiences assholes!!! cater to me more!!!

neckbeards pls go
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>>122019579
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>>122014789
every single one of you
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>>122019901
I didn't know I needed this.
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dead general again?
great
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>>122015108
Incoming good taste
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>>122020762
Good taste? More like shit taste.
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>>122020753
>he can't bhop
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>>122020753
Was pretty lively last night, so much crying about beta invites. Hope it happens again tonight
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>>122020753
We are busy playing the game
oh wait
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>>122020929
I wonder what her butt smells like
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>>122021069
Like fake freckles
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just let these threads die faggots
i know all of vg is shitpost and waifuposting on a side note in general but at least they post vidya
which we dont because most of us arent playing this still born game
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Overwatch is a MOBA.
Its gameplay is slower than TF2, while faster than Tribes.
It would be much better with skill hurdles like bhops.
All projectiles need to be replaced with hitscan weaponry.

Prove me wrong.
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Remember to post waifus, anons! Threads turn to shit without them
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>>122020929
Don't misuse my meme you shithead.
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this just in: Genji is retarded op
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>>122021147
You'd be shocked about the freckles some people can get.
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>>122019841
That looks like The Crossed in political cartoon form
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>>122021514
I know, but I did see a pic of her wiping them off when I accidentally fell into /b/ a while back.
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>>122021465
His ult sucks, everything else he has is absurdly strong though. They need to McCree his shurikens.
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>over 3500 viewers
>Makes gorilla grunts non stop
>Absolutely trash at the game

Meanwhile you actually have to work for a living and are not invited to beta. How does it feel?
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>>122021668
I want to die.
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