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>Latest news
- Deadman mode tweaks
- Deadman mode and Halloween event released
- Abyssal Bludgeon Stuff
- Max cape and Geomancy spell
- Deadman Mode release date announced
- Smoke battlestaff buff

>I haven't played in months, what did I miss?
http://services.runescape.com/m=forum/forums.ws?380,381,thd,136,65546107

>/RS07/ Infodoc (READ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1--e4eVMtEgoyUJUoxyFNFIuXJO2CR_y_YzElBUa9UgA/pub

>/RS07/ Highscores and XP Tracker
http://rs07g.com/

>Prices
https://rsbuddy.com/exchange/

>Communication
Home World: 327
Clan Chat: OSG
Mumble: aaathats3as.com
Website: http://oldschool.runescape.com/oldschool_index

>Twitter
https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRS - https://twitter.com/JagexMatK - https://twitter.com/JagexAsh
https://twitter.com/JagexJohnC - https://twitter.com/JagexRonan - https://twitter.com/JagexArchie
https://twitter.com/Jagex_Ghost - https://twitter.com/Jagex_Ian - https://twitter.com/JagexWeath
https://twitter.com/JagexAlfred - https://twitter.com/JagexMaz - https://twitter.com/JagexKieren
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nth for hook is cute
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Why would anyone wanna kill these? Much less someone with 87 agility?
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>>121974028
to not get pk'd by dank pures
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nth for wiki girl
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nooby slayer here, what should be the order I spend slayer points on?

also what should I skip/block at nieve?
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>>121975804
slayer helmet

also do every 10th task at your highest master, 1-9 do at turael
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>>121975889
why?
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>>121976018
um so you can get the points faster?
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>>121976018
thats the meme method to rack up slayer points for no reason
do 1-9 at nieve and 10 at duradel if you want more points if you didn't do western diary yet.

slayer helm > slayer ring > blocks > larger/unlock tasks > skips
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holy shit what the fuck
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>>121976713
better mop that up
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>>121976713
if you paid attention to the lore, the elf quests are quite grim
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>>121976713
That's a depiction of lyralyralyra cc
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reminder that deadmeme mode is literally the best gp/hr method in the game
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should I let him??
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>>121977367
Are they willing to update it? If so YES
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>>121977367
now noones going to ever help update it
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>>121977367
>austin
FUCK NO
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>>121977443
>>121977483
hasn't been edited at all since August

I could do it now if people say what they want in it
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>>121977541
>since august
that wasn't that long ago and not much has changed, idk why people bitch to update the doc
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>>121977363
give me some to be h
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>>121975889
>>121976108
>helm before rings
literally no
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>>121977895
good one dude
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>>121977949
But he's right
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>>121977363
should get someone to pk that guy
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>>121977949
helm gives minimal defensive stats
rings give you much faster/instant access to most slayer tasks and the best master
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>>121977990
>>121978025
top dick
you can just teleport to grand exchange and use the magic tree to return to nieve.
the slayer helm allows you to have your offensive and defensive bonus at all times plus all slayer helm slot items in one (nosepeg etc.) which is AMAZING for lower level slayers since they will often get these tasks. on top of that, if you imbue the helm which isn't difficult at all and a lot quicker than getting 75 crafting for the ring, the helm just gets even more powerful
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is smithing cannonballs decent money? As in, can I make my 3 mil bond money back in like a week?
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>>121978419
You don't need the helm to imbue it, you can do exactly the same with the mask.

75 Craft is easy and quick as well.
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>>121978421
>in like a week
yeah. slow money desu but great for doing on your alt
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no money for membership and f2p is boring as fuck on my main. grinding for shit xp and no drops is all i can do pretty much
should i make a range/2h pure? tried pk'ing on my main but its an awkward level for f2p pk and everyone just runs away after 5 minutes of fighting
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What is a good way to rebuild? I just steal nature runes now so I have some money.
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>>121978419
Spectres task is the single only time helm is useful, and even then barely as you can use salve ammy with nosepeg
If you're going to come back with banshees and wall beats and shit then fuck right off because you should outlevel those before you even have the points for either

Imbuing doesn't make it stronger, it makes it more versatile, and you can do the exact same thing to the mask

fuck off retard
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>>121978781
>Spectres task is the single only time helm is useful
stopped right there, smoke and dust devils need the mask or helm

fuck you stupid retard
anon, never listen to THIS >>121978781 fucking idiot again
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still havent hit him once weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
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>>121978907
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>>121978578
thats fine, I just need something to do while in school
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>>121978886

>>121978781 is right, even if his reasoning is retarded. The reason you should get the ring first is because the helm has NO uses at lower levels, besides banshees which really don't need the boost at all. By the time you reach the slayer level to kill mid-level monsters like dust devils and spectres, odds are you'll be able to buy the helm on top of the ring as well.
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>>121979102
cooking is more money than cballs
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>>121979102
>>121979442
Do cooking
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>>121979442
even if I only have 56 cooking and no cooking gloves? What should I cook then?
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>>121979551
do cballs, do NOT listen to them
they're trying to fuck you over just like that guy is trying to fuck him over by getting a slayer ring instead of the helm
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>>121977367
Austin here,

I just wanted to read it but it thinks I want access. I'm confused as shit.
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>>121979551
karambwans

get 99 cook and gloves first
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listenings


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J095yyu7Ahw
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>>121979673
thanks anon. Could you believe people would be that mean on the internet for no reason?
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>>121979943
dont pretend to be me kid
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>>121979969
thats not me lads
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>>121980001
fuck you i'm me
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>>121979720
I forgive you Austin.
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>>121980114
that wasn't me....
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dorp is dangerous
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thought more people would enter desu
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>>121980628
what is this? can I get free shit?
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>>121980628
didn't even add mine absolute fucking liar
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>>121980628
why am i on this list
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>>121980628
>my names on here and I didn't even say shit nor know what the fuck this is
???
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>>121980845
>>121980919

because shitposters used your names, ofc
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>>121981221
remove mr glowing
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>>121980707
ign
>>121980919
>>121980845
because random people just post your name if you win and dont want it ill just give it to the next guy
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>>121980628
>blue winds surrounded by people
feels good i'll kill myself if he wins
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>>121981720
I said 5k and do drop party
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>>121981720
take my name off please!!!!
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>>121982179
oh yeah you did ill add now
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>>121982258
prove its you and i will
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>>121981720
rsn shiki. remove me from here please
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>>121980628
These are all my alts. Remove them all please.
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>>121980628
all the people who entered 1500-3000 are my accs so just delete them all and keep poppy ssed
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>>121980628
1942
Imwastingxp
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where do I train strength?
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>>121983130
whatever your slayer task is
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>>121983809
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I don't even remember who these lads are and how they got on my list but it must've been something serious for me to care this much
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>>121984092
frog off is the dark knight of rs07g, hes the hero we need
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>>121983809
>>121984092
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>>121980628
woah someone got quads with my name gz
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>>121984179
what? anyone can pick any number they want lad
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>>121984272
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reminder you should always listen to people when they tell you to do something in all caps
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>>121984179
idiot
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Lewd a shit
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>tfw considering buying another month of membership but I think I'm gonna be deep in Fallout 4's ass.
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>>121979827
What gp/hour are karambrawns?(at 99) I can't find any info anywhere
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>>121984467
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>>121980628
What is this? I'd enter but I don't know what it is
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>>121984491
>but I think I'm gonna be deep in one of the biggest flops this year's ass
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>>121984771
To guess when he gets the pet at spider for all the onyx bolts
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>>121984092
Penn is a bro desu
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>>121984847
To sign me up
Yoon53

1993
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>>121984815
what are you talking about? haven't you seen the
>le rip in pepperoni social life xd
posts on reddit?
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>>121985264
>posts on reddit
no
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>>121979915

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUDJkKMMlEE
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lel anyone watching SON?

he has been ranting again forl ike hours by now

jesus just give him a perm ban
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>>121985470
>lel anyone watching SON?

>he has been ranting doing the only thing he ever does forl ike hours by now

wow so fucking intresting holy shit thanks anon
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>>121985604
hey gotta have some entertainment on my second monitor while im grinding
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>>121985470
You should post this on the internet anon.
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>>121985630
read a book
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>>121985656
lmfao gtfo nerd
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>>121985685
>harboring degeneracy
hahahahahahahahahahah
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>>121985685
l000l
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>>121985470
thanks son im watching your stream now

who are you talking about right now lad?
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>>121985741
nah im just kidding, im actually an avid reader, my favorite writers include, dostojevski, roberto bolano, hemmingway, jack london, witkacy, kafka and many others, its just very late right now and i dont usually read when i play games, i usually watch a movie/anime/stream when i grind

what about u

>>121985754
hahaha

>>121985769
he is so jealous of boaty right now lol
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>>121979915
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>>121985829
nah im also kidding i don't read much. last book i read was house of leaves near the end of summer
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>>121986074
nice meme book
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>>121986074
u should read more buddy, i recc white fang by jack london and the old man and the sea by hemmingway, both easy and short books

and the stranger by camus
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>see human centipede 3 got made
>read the plot
>mfw
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>>121986231
runescape
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>>121986097

fuck you, /lit/

>>121986121

>i recc white fang by jack london and the old man and the sea by hemmingway, both easy and short books

thanks i'll check them out sometime

>and the stranger by camus

i remember liking the stranger a lot when i read it in freshman year.
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>>121986325
what cc are you usually in
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>>121986387
capt king
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pls gz
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Australian leb roasting son
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does it piss anyone else off just how little attention streamers pay to the game

i cant watch them because they're all dopey as fuck
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>>121987004
fuck no
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>>121987004
gz
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>>121987120
>>121987119
thanks!
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>>121985464
>magic shortbow
>dds
Triggered.
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>>121985470
fuckin hell this stream is boring
>REEEEEEE VIEWBOTS
>REEEEEEE REDDIT IS ONLY WHY THIS COMMUNITY IS ALIVE
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>>121987208
>69kb anime reaction face
embarassing 3rd world man child
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>>121987715
soz
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bank
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>>121988006
pretty good desu
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>>121987974
please post images under 1mb, lets keep this thread australian friendly
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>>121988171
kek
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>>121988006
let me have it desu

ign:Ayemcess
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>>121988171
when will ausfags learn
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>>121988171
we should do the opposite and bloat them to get rid of ausfags
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>>121988171
>tfw Ausfag
Sometimes, I don't like it.
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>>121988171
pic related ausfags
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>>121974028
There's no reason for those not to be adult greens
87 agility is deserving enough of a reward that useful
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>>121989058
it would have to pass a poll
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tfw phone is kill
now how will I post doings
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>>121989530
from your computer
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>>121989573
com.. puter?
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why is deadman mode so dead
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>>121989687
needed to ruin it to make darkscape more popular
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>>121989725
I honestly can't believe rs3 pulled some shit like that and released darkscape. such a shitty move
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>>121989725
what even is darkscape? isn't it like dmm
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pking is profit lads
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>>121989863
>osbuddy
free fury indeed
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based kaiju does it again
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>>121990185
?
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>>121990264
you don't know?
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>>121989725
unless there are more worlds darkscape is even deader than deadman
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>>121990617
are there like 4 gamemode in RS3? They kind of have it split up a lot
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>Literally picking up nat runes in ardougne on dmm
>get barrage suicided
i just don't get it
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>>121991431
>not having 99 hp defence and magic saved and protected by now
kid...
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>>121989863
what does os buddy even offer that would make me want to use a potential key logging service
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>>121991806
OVERLAYS
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>>121991806
>check what "pro" has to offer
>shit that should have been in the free version
typical of a former botting service honestly
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>>121991806
are you too lazy to right click a pile of items to see what they are?
do you like exp circles?
are you so dumb you need overlays to tell you basic information?

than OSbuddy might be for you
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>>121991806

stat lookup, overlays for potions and items on floor mainly mate, but use whatever
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>>121992005
>>121992012
Huh. I guess it's kinda cool. The price lookup definitely saves some time, but I think a lot of the shit that's in "pro" should just fucking be in the free version. Like I said before, typical of a former botting service.
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>>121991806
are you too bad at the game? are you constantly killing monsters that drop unknown items that aren't in the grand exchange database yet to tell you the problems? is the runescape hiscores always down for only you? are you basically fucking stupid? then osbuddy is the perfect solution!
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>>121992081
Now that I think about it, here's the deciding factor:

Does the price system work okay for deadman?
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>>121992145
The price system is the same for both servers.
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>>121992194
Dmm basically has it's own economy due to no GE and a small amount of high level skillers producing items like rune crossbows. While it's 10k gp as displayed by os nigger, the actual going price that people sell 1 rune crossbow for is actually around 30-50k ea.

aka it's not actually that good for dmm and you're still gonna have to use zybes.
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I wish we got trading posts at each bank instead of the grand exchange
I really hate how centralized the game is and how fucking no where else has any signs of life
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>>121993506
but muh convenience! i dont play runescape to spend my time doing useless things!
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>>121993646
I can guarantee you that trading posts would have just been the grand exchange interface viewable from every bank

and having one at every bank instead of dick-ass varrock would be much more convenient
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>>121993506
but we had trading posts
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>>121993724
>I can guarantee you that trading posts would have just been the grand exchange interface viewable from every bank
how can you guarantee something that was already in game before and not to what you said
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>tired
>been up 12+ hours
>want to sleep but know I'll just end up sleeping till 9pm again
I wanted to do stuff today with my f-family ;-;
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>>121994226
screencap this post and send it your mum
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>>121994226
shouldn't have spent so much time posting anime here loser
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>sitting in ardougne with 60~ nature runes
>really fucking afraid i'm going to get ice barraged and killed

please just let the suffering end
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>>121994583
get higher cb friend
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>>121994841
dont tell me what to do kid
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>>121995001
that's not me
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>>121995001
im kid hello
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why does osbotnet not have an .exe anymore?
how am I supposed to pin this shit to my task bar?
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>>121995665
pin the jar you retard
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>>121995665
>he doesnt know
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>>121995847
can't to be h

>>121995885
DONT TRICKLE ME
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scotty doesn't know
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>>121995981
knooooooooooowoooh~
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>get in bed
>start to fall asleep
>start thinking of all the crazy fun talks me and sayob had
>wide awake now
shieeeeeet
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>>121995972
pin the exe you downloaded
retard
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>>121995665
How else is it meant to steal your details?
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>using osbotty
!Kill
!Yourself
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>faggots with shit accounts thinking they will get hacked
cute
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>>121996280
thanks :)))
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lol come
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writefag up a erotic story with guest star shiki
y/n
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>>121997029
thats my 7th alt btw
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>>121998020
ye
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>>121998069
how many accounts do you have tho really?
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>>121998160
it can't be helped.

gimmie 10 mins
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>>121998204
too many
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>>121998723
not even come
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>>121999053
>he has to do it twice to get the point across
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>>121999194
FluffyTail is such a kinky slut he wanted it twice
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selling 230 nature runes 290 each @ varrock west bank in DMM world 345

IGN:Ayemcess

pls respond
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>>121999475
omw sending 10 suicider accounts
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>>121999475
>someone 20 levels higher than me with DDS
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>>121999621
PLS
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>>121999475
Just a sec, gearing up.
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>>121999636
desu senpai
>>121999703
that's pretty ominous

if you're for real though, send me a pm so we can meet somewhere nice and full of guards
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>>121999758
I've actually sold half of them so far. gotta be quicker. 115 for sale now.
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>>121999758
>osbuddy
sigh, and here I was thinking you were cool
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>>121999758
200k to whoever kills him
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and they're all gone, sorry senpaitachi.
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>>121999758
pls train hp
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>>122000057
>>122000078
I'm actually just trying it. it's kinda cool, i like the build in calculator but it's not extremely convenient when i have windows calculator.
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>>121980628
could you remove my name 'dhargash' i didnt enter this thank you
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>>122000993
no you pansy
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r8 my fashionscape
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>>122000993
you have to be 18 to post on 4chan
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Doings
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>>122001182
ionlystripforbonds/10
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>>122001957
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>>122001957
What are all of those red squares for? Are OSBuddy users too retarded to tell an avianse apart from a werewolf?
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>>122002219
>>122001957
KEK #BTFO
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>>122001957
>contemplating if I should buy a bond or subscribe
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>>122002219
N-n-no... :(
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>>122001957
desu lads if your not a dedmeme dont bother posting at all
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>>122002759
Deadmeme is for gayhomos
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>>122001957
thief
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>>122002759
>training on literally anything but cows
literally enjoy dying peasant


cows are easy as fuck to train on, and give loadz of experience until like level 70, then you can do slayer
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>>122003061
sorry but only shitters die in a place with as many escapes as the kalphite lair
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>>122002759
1m to whoever kills him
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>>122000993
its for free stuff but i will if you want prove its you so i know im not being rused
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>>122003529
>kill someone in full black d'hide
i'm not going near anyone who was ABSOLUTE MADMAN enough to quest enough to do dragon slayer in dmm
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>>122003603
all right 1.5m its the best i can do
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>at mr glowing's house party
>all the lads are chattin it up in the kitchen and game room
>you're sitting here in the dining room, looking out the window watching the stars twinkle in the night
>some faggot yells from the game room to me
>"Yo anon! The next game of Hangmeme starts in 3 minutes! GET /in/ here!"
>reply back to the faggot, imwastingxp, no thanks
>you continue to watch the night sky
>shiki walks by the dining room and stops for a second to question what I'm doing
"Just watching the beautiful sky jagex has given on to us."
>she laughs
>"Mind if I join you?"
"By all means.."
>you pull out the bench and let shiki join you at the table
>you both watch the sky through the window across the table
>it felt as if no time had past that 40 seconds until 2blac appeared from the corridor
>"Sup dudes."
>shiki gets noticeably angry
"Fuck off 2blac. And sup."
>shiki takes notice of your chivalry prayer activated
>"What are you two whos up to?"
>you point out the window
"Just watching the night sky, listening to the lads meme it up from the other room."
>he stares at the window for a few moments in question
>"Fucking lame. Say you lads want to tank zim zam for me? I'm on task."
"F U C K O F F"
>"R-rude!"
>2blac runs out the kitchen, dropping some grapes he stole from mr glowing's larder
>shiki leans her head into my shoulder and whispers to me
>"My anonymous, I didn't know how defensive you could be for a woman..."
>my cheeks swell up with the tint of raspberries
>"A man who likes romantic sceneries and who's chivalrous..."
>shiki slips her hands into my flares and grabs my penis
>"I like it."
>the spaghetti I was saving for later spoils in my inventory
"M-m'lady?!"
>shiki begins to stroke my private weapon back and forth with her one hand while now pleasuring herself with the other
>she takes her hand that was once under her tassets and shoves two fingers into my mouth
>"How do I taste anon?"

1/?
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>>122003861
do this about a real girl they all suck because im not a fag
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>>122003861
>chivalry prayer activated
actually clever but you probably stole it
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>>122003861
>I can't help it
>I wrap my tongue around shiki's middle finger and suck off her remaining juices that linger on her skin
>she twiddles her fingers in my mouth and plays with my tongue as I try to engulf her
>"Hey shiki-babe whats u-!"
>you turn around and see bodybuilder and his stupid pet standing behind you two in shock
>shiki leaves her fingers in your mouth but tries her best to conceal her other hand playing with your penis
>bodybuilder begins to tremble and stutter
>"I-I thought you said you weren't s-seeing anyone, shiki!"
>shiki puts on a devilish grin
>"I wasn't, when I was talking to you."
>shiki starts to move her fingers in and out of your mouth, seductively
>you follow along in trance with her sexual ways
>"But as you can see here.. I think I managed to get my hands full since our last chat."
>bodybuilder huffs and stutter some more
>this scares his pet zilyana and she wimpeshly grabs onto his shorts
>"I-I-I t-thought we could have had something!"
>"I can take care of you!"
>shiki doesn't look very interested in his words
>"Hmm, well you thought wrong."
>so quick!?
>"Now beat it, short stuff."
>bodybuilder looks like he's gonna blow a gasket
>"Fine! F-fuck! Let's go!"
>bodybuilder grabs his pet's hand and stumbles out the room
>those two both look like pets
>shiki finally pulls her fingers out your mouth
>you've been sucking on them for so long you forgot how empty your mouth was with just a tongue
>"Well? Do you like my taste?"
"Tis' alright."
>she giggles and leans closer into your neck while stroking you even faster
>if she keeps up this sexy cute act, I don't know how much longer I'll be able to withstand her strokes
>"I want to taste you now."
>you came
>your face begins to twitch and go full on cerebral palsy
>shiki continues stroking your shaft more and more as you cum inside your flares
>she feels it
>"Anon?.."
>shame already kicks in and you're still orgasming to her touch
"O-ohayooo.."
>"Did you just cum?"
"H-...hai."

2/?
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>>122003861
>>122004205
disgusting
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>shooting cows with my bone cbow outside lumby cow patch
>all of a sudden instant ko'd

COME THE FUCK ON SERIOUSLY
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>>122004205
>she's not very impressed
>shiki stares at the work you've made all over her hand
>she brings her hand to her mouth and opens wide
>will she really?..
>shiki reveals her tongue and starts licking your cum off her hand
>she roundabouts to her palm and dances her tongue in the last bit of cum left you stained to her skin
>she withdraws her tongue back to her mouth
>you can see she's trying hard not to swallow as she starts digging through her inventory
>she withdraws... a jar?
>shiki opens the lid and drools out your cum from her mouth, letting it all fall out into the previously empty jar
>you remain in erotic confusion
>shiki finishes off by licking her lips before looking back at you
>"Yum~"
"W-what? Why?"
>she stands up from the benched table, proud and full of enthusiasm
>"I've just obtained the last jar needed to complete my rare jar set!"
>you don't follow
"W-What?!"
>shiki plants her foot on the bench right in between your thighs in triumph
>"For the PoH update coming soon! To showcase all the jars you've obtained for others to see! This was the last jar I needed!

3/?
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>>122004594
stop
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>>122004594
>>122004205
>>122003861
T.signed Dorp
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>>122004834
its too late anon, it cant be stopped
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>>122004594
no tentacles, 4/10 is the best I can do
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>>122004834
>stop in the middle of a decent story
ignore this fag, the show must go on
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>>122004594
>it starts to sink in
"You used me?"
>she stops staring at her jar for a second and looks down at you in pity
>"Oh, don't think of it like that anon. We both enjoyed our company; didn't weee..."
>she rubs her foot over the imprint of your cock on your flares
>the sensation from her foot is to die for
>you slowly look up her leg, beyond her bandos tassets and can see a hint of her ass cheek
>she's wielding a grayish thong to conceal her goods
"Yeah but.."
>"Buuut?"
"But I thought we could have really been something..."
>shiki stops massaging your cock with her foot
>she plants her foot back firmly on the ground and steps back
>Shiki has logged off.
"Sh-shiki?!"
>without responding, shiki takes off to the portal room and dives head first into varrock
>you are left on the bench
>alone, no pride, half a chub, and soiled flares
>you look back out the window
>you can see dhargash playing catch with himself in the distance
>you see other lads from the party pointing and laughing at him
>sigh
>you recieve a pm
>From 2blac: Dude the sky's always black
>To 2blac: Yeah man, it sure is
>From 2blac: ...
>From 2blac: Zim zam?
To 2blac: Zim zam.
>From 2blac: Alright but turns out I'm on black demons task not greater demons task lol
Fucking 2blac.
>mr glowing speaks up in the clan chat
>[Vg] mr glowing: Alright guys I'm taking all donations now for the house party in the throne room!
Fucking mr glowing.

4/4
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>>122004520
what the fuck do I even do? i sit, and i grind 60k worth of fucking nature runes, hawk them like a fucking gypsy in Varrock, risking death to suicide barragers, to FINALLY get a shitty ass bone crossbow and 1k arrows, taking like 2 hours(because i had to do the quest first) so i can grind for another 6 hours

but then i have to repeat the fucking cycle over again, just like that i'm fucking wiped out by some nigger with a dds

i hate this game mode
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>mfw I get temp whenever I speak in chat
>mfw people are jealous that my acc is better than theirs because I'm an ironman

t-t-thanks ewolfe -_-
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http://strawpoll.me/5504848
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>>122005193
dorp fanart when
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>>122006340
thanks gamers -_-
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>>122006863
who?
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>>122007449
just your average gamer ^.^
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>>122006374
shit winds btfo once again
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>>122008027
that was rigged
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>>122008261
doubt it
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fucking hate dorp
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