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Cute squidboy returns to your side very quickly, as if he was never gone.
>>121862765
squid love of the highest caliber
>>121862808
Unranked or ranked?
Are you new?
What rank are you?
xth for marienot including the other two ugly squids
>>121863028
When I'm about to cum, she'll fart, pushing the cum back up my urethra
>>121862920
I'm convinced you're a fujoshi who never sleeps.
>>121863156
Heeey, haven't seen you in a while.
Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Dogs > Cats
Slides > Coasters
Hotdogs > Marshmallows
Planes > Cars
Decepticons > Autobots
Pirates > Ninjas
You guys deserve that for trying to bring e-liters to towers
sex with marie sex with marie!
>>121864307
Had to try it
The cutest pair!
I would post a long-ass reply to a three hour old post in the old thread right after the new thread had been made. And I thought I was being helpful. What a damned fool.
Also, ALL CAPS GUY needs to both calm down and git gud. All your teammates keep huddling up together? Why not protect their dumb asses with bubbler? And your opinions on the splatlings are garbage baka desu senpai
Anybody specifically want a turn in the hotseat?
>>121863776
I figure for now I'm going to look into CSSJ and Tri Slosher. I think Disruptors are underrated but really need 1 Bomb Range to make full use of them. Thing I like about the Tri Slosher is that it has a really fast fire rate and even clipping with the edge of the slosh does 62.7 damage or so, meaning you only need to hit someone twice. I feel like Echo is better for pressing your advantage by holding your position while Bubble is better for taking an objective or making a very tight defense.
i want to cum on callie's feet!
so what's like the best weapons for each mode? I'm having trouble finding a good setup
>>121865162
Dynamo
>>121864770
i disagree
but it's still pretty cute
>>121865021
>>121864770
>>121865231
>not posting the OTP
>>121865475
eromame is kind of shitty
join private lobby
join the private lobby if you want
>>121865475
I like timid octos!
>>121865016
Ah, I didn't know if you were still around. That sounds really solid and I'll probably even do likewise since I've been thinking about taking on more of a support role in /ink/ squads (gotta really perfect the CSSJ though so as not to cause too much embarrassment/everyone immediately leaving because they think I'm trying to sandbag).
>>121865667
>>121865740
Who do I add
>>121865954
bum!!
>>121865475
>Singleplayer mechanics will never come to multiplayer
R U I N E D
i am the fucking worst at this game i can't aim for shit kill me
>>121865954
Bum_Nuggler if you don't already have me, send a reply if I need to accept a fr.
>>121866183
hey bum! if you leave the room dies
what gear should I use with the tentatek?
>>121866353
Well it'll be alive again after I accept the FR.
>>121865954
Hurry up and add Bum_Nuggler anon, we're waiting for you.
>>121865895
>Ah, I didn't know if you were still around
I'm here more than is healthy for me...
Ever since being pushed into the role of a support in other games I've come to enjoy it but full on support weapons don't seem to be that great in splatoon because it's a 4v4, which makes CSSJ difficult but I think Trislosher is more viable.
>>121866183
Sent man
everyone add
>Bum_Nuggler
and come to the private lobby
Sorry my thumb slipped and hit one of my teammates name
welp ggs, it was fun bum
SQUID SISTERS IN SWEATERS
I just remembered you guys can't hear or see my booyahs.
Lobby is back up.
>>121867049
>There's no keyhole sweaters in the game
You're doing it incorrectly, Nintendo
What's going on in this lobby?
>>121867219
I want one for my spaghetti
>>121867219
Well, the in-game Inklings don't have tits, so it'd entirely be a waste
>>121866625
We are all here forever, but I think /ink/ is probably one of the healthier places to be site-wise.
But yeah, I hear you on the non-viability aspect, especially if you are playing random ranked and you suddenly have a team of loners. But even in that case, you can just pick a buddy.
Ranked as a whole though should, in theory, lend itself well to support play-style since all of the objectives are centralized in one area, except for SZ with two zones.
This conversation has convinced me to get ahead on this new support meta. No more Tentateks for me, senpai.
>>121867495
u wot? I don't have a screencap on hand but the absolutely do, just not very big.
>>121867495
You don't understand the power of theyeah, you're right that's true
>>121867495
>Those thighs
G'damn
>>121867604
Taking a look back, I do notice if you squint very hard they do have mosquito bites
Certainly nothing that could put a keyhole sweater to even little use, though
>>121867280
>What's going on in this lobby?
>>121867495
I want to cunnilingus those thighs, then have her crush my face with her ass.
Damn, this bucket is GOOD
>drawing a dick at our base
i'm kinda bummed. a cockatoo bit one of my fingers (it's a bit of a complicated story; i volunteer at a rescue and adoption shelter for companion parrots) for those of you who aren't aware, large parrot can bite very hard. i got pretty lucky actually.
it's not one of the fingers i use to play, but i do feel some discomfort because it's my right middle finger, and i use my right index finger for all the shootin and junk.
>>121868046
>not having your first thought be wanting to fuck them
You subs truly have no idea what you're missing
>>121868119
I hoped someone would notice it, I had to redo it three times.
Bumnuggler's lag has reached new lows, I see
come back jimmy..
>>121868384
>Not understanding the basic fundamentals of the thighs
Not the Anon, but it is you who has no idea what you're missing
Hey Bum, it'sLink. I'd join the lobby you've got going now, but I've got work way too early in the morning to justify falling down the Splatoon rabbit hole. Glad to see you're keeping the hot seat thing going. I'll be around to lobby up tomorrow, any time after 2 in the afternoon est, figured it couldn't hurt to give everyone some advance notice.
>>121868508
new rule, if your on the opposite team of bum, make SURE your team has Disruptors
>>121869026
i tried the anti-bum device last time, didn't seem to help
>>121869026
>chuck one at him
>he's already swam right up to you by the time the effect kicks in
>>121869026
Better idea
Get ink mine and plant it on yourself.
Only way to take him out at the cost of yourself dying
>>121868778
I'll be on tomorrow night, a few hours after you
>>121868508
So it it better or worse?
>>121869530
It's hilariously bad.
I thought the tower was about to go all the way to our base
>>121869026
>pic
Fun song desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loqYlYqtsmY
>>121868556
sorry to drop out, had to feed the dog
>>121868778
>Many times tried to make a lobby, not successful
At least I can get in your lobbies and have a lot of fun (fairly regular and suggested games)
>2 p.m
Well shit, no lobby for me.
>>121869026
rainy somehow can counter him
Bum swimming in not inked floor
what are the new splattling's sub/super
>>121869950
Point sensors and kraken
>>121869530
I'll keep that in mind hombre. See you then.
>>121869774
2 pm is when I get out of work you see, not necessarily when the lobby starts. That's just my baseline. When would work for you man? Considering I'm already taking Bums later schedule into account, it'd be rude of me not to check.
sounds like someone's bragging about their own skeelz
i cant see bum!!!
GGs privates
some recent squid doodles
>>121869590
>>121869940
>>121869590
yeah, in that last UU match I had some trouble, people straight up not dying no matter how many times I hit them, killed by a kraken on the other side of the map, my ink not showing up. tonight's been real fun.
>>121869795
for whatever reason my lag only works against me when facing Rainy, probably because he uses weapons that kill in one hit and have more range than carbon.
>>121870151
>Not using the hero shot
kek
I literally hit nothing for like 8 seconds lol
>>121870209
ggs
>>121870240
>spic lag
Is /ink/ a bunch of poorfags? Never have I ever had this much lag.
welcome back my favorite rainy
>>121870120
I know but I thought it would start earlier
Im regularly free at 9 p.m EST.
I get out of uni at 7 p.m and need two hours to arrive and do stuff. (Hoping for no assignment)
>>121870231
those colors are adorable
FUCK CALLIE
thats it for now
im trying to draw a splatoon comic
>>121870290
i think it's probably just the ~privilege~ of having the hero shot that makes it feel so much better than the vanilla splatty. looks hella sweet, too.
Has anybody else stopped playing regularly? I used to have so much fun with the game, but the last time I played was the Halloween splatfest.
Hopefully they announce another update soon.
>>121870856
When and where?
>>121870912
these are adorable. i really love how you portray expression, and how you color. i think you have a unique, eye-catching style - it should really make your comic stand out! also, i hope you don't mind me saving these little doodles.
>waiting fifteen seconds after every game just to see the results
How...
inkmines! I HATE INKMINES! AAAAA!
>omae wa mou shindeiru
>>121871014
What's your rank?
>>121871164
Bum, that's how.
>>121870231
>>121870604
>>121870912
Cute stuff Anon. Your color work is pretty rad, and your thick-ass lines are pleasing to look at.
...the art lines. Though I'm sure you look fine too or whatever.
Lilbill moving around while we all wait for judd
>>121871186
Why? They're literally the worst sub in the game. It would be the one item in the game that actually needed a buff in the last update.
>>121871269
I'm rank S, but I literally just stopped playing ranked ever since I got there three months ago. I haven't even squadded up once. Maybe that's the reason.
>0/6
shit, I just realized what time it is. Sorry Bum-Lobby, we have to call it a night after this match.
>>121871419
Because the weatherman knows exactly where to put them to fuck me over.
bun laggler??
>>121871476
Maybe you should squad with /ink/ for some shenanigans, or the private lobby we just had.
>>121871686
Alright, that was too quick, we'll do one more.
ggs!!
thanks for hosting, bum!
see you all again soon
good night...
i know this is literally THE WORST place to ask, but... if you've been having silly, casual conversations with a friend on miiverse, is it weird to ask if they have skype? it's not even "h-heh hey u got skype? lets do some nintenprome mlg tech together huehuehue", just "hey i enjoy talking with you and would rather not have to go on fucking miiverse all the time"
some of them also come on /ink/ so idk... i'm probably worrying about nothing.
>>121870236
>Moray Towers
>Just like I thought, it's terrifying to be so high up... *whoosh*
>It's amazing everyone can battle so calmly. *shiver*
>This might be a bit too scary for me...
>*squeeze*
>Here. You won't be scared this way, will you? Heh...
>*~blush~* *chest tightening*
>>121870231
>>121870604
>>121870912
Super cute art! I love the colors, they're awfully prettyBut where's doodle no 2?
>>121871152
thanks senpai! i dont mind, go ahead, that's cool
>>121871280
heh, thanks! i post my stuff to tumblr as well, and i'll try to post sketches of the comic as i work on it.skvllsplitter.tumblr.com
>>121872109
Not weird at all if you ask me
>>121872109
>being this autistic
>>121872109check your miiverse
but seriously, they'll understand
>>121872201
>want to follow your tumblr, but then you would know what a huge fucking faggot i am
>as well as who i am, because of my name
>could follow on a side blog but hnnnng my paranoia
well that was fun ggs bum lobbyill have my revenge
That was pretty fun for my first lobby with you guys. No losing my rank lol
>>121872109
It's not weird at all, anon.
Also ggs bum lobby! Even with all the lag, I love ink lobbies
>>121872298
Looks like you just narrowly avoided getting squidbagged to deathBrade
>>121872240
i know this is probably just a shitpost, but i'm genuinely incredibly anxious about this. it makes me feel better to ask rather than sit here and go over it in my head a thousand ties.
>>121872405
shut uuuuuuup
>>121872441
yeah private lobbies are really fun with /ink/, too bad you cant earn dosh
>>121872109
It's ok, I've actually done that and talked more frequently with some friends from /ink/.
Maybe some of them already replied to this post.
>>121872115
good question
looks like it's just the lines
>>121872405
it's ok senpai
>>121872436
Your woomy doesn't look happy at all.
>>121872563
do people still not understand this isn't tumblr
if you want to blog so badly go to hsg or some shit
>>121872569
Man I wish I could spend all mine.
>>121872201
Sweet, I'll keep an eye on it. Any plans for what the content is gonna be about? Is it gonna be a serial thing, or a one-off strip?
(Also your Hiragana is hilariously sloppy. Practice practice practice!)
Hosting a new squad -Treebag
NNID -T-Secret
Let me know if you added me.My capture card isn't working for some reason so no recordings in these games ;_;
>>121872784
thanks, it's gonna be a one-off 4koma
はい!
>>121872493
whew lad dodged alunasized bullet tonight lolhow did you know, was it the picture?
Holy shit, finally S+ after a tense winning streak!
Dynamo
Custom Blaster
CSSjr
which do you all thing is a better support weapon?
>>121872753
stop blogging about blogging desu
>>121872946
I'm watching, I won't forget you wrongnaming the glory of squidbagging.But basically yes.
>>121872753
This isn't Twitter, take your microblog opinions elsewhere, fag.
>>121873061
The ss
Best support weapon is octobrush
>>121872910
2/4 SquadTreebag/ElaAlternatively, if no one comes, we can dualsquad if you want Ela.
>>121872109
I made my best friend on 4chan by asking "C-can we be friends" when they posted their skype so yes it's fine
>>121873271
3/4Treebag/Ela/Heisen
Few more woomyshots from our laglobby tonight.
>>121872910
If you have room, I added you
>>121873481
I'm in, guys!
>>121872981check your miiverse
>>121872214
>>121872298
>>121872462
>>121872594
>>121873468
thanks for the encouragement, guys. it really does mean a lot to me. ; u;
>>121873501
>>121873586
For the future. First time actually adding people.
>join lobby for a little turf war fun
>see 7 tojo
>join ranked for a little tower control
>6 tojo pop in
>tojos always dropping out of matches harder than a black kid in high school
I didn't kill fiddy men and lose my shins for this.
>>121873586
Sorry, already started. I'll add you later though.
>>121873756
>>121873854
No worries, thanks
>>121873843
>forgot to quote >>121873501
>>121873852
>>121873659
Go and make friends.
;-;
>>121873936
>>121873501
Woah, didn't know my squid was so bold...nice
>>121874097
That's all for tonight, can't wait to be up past my bedtime with you all again tomorrow.
>>121874097
thanks team
rainy in the background lol
>>121874318
G'nightBradeWatch your back, you don't want to get squidbagged out of nowhere...
>tfw no images of qt sleeping callies
>>121874464
Get my name wrong again and you'll end up missing some teeth nerd!
>>121863183
In my experience most of the people who obsess over cute boys on 4chan are gay dudes and not fujoushi.
i feel like i'm in a weapons rut. i'm so bored of this, using that doesn't make sense for the map, i'm still shitty at using these, etc... maybe that's why i'm performing so poorly in ranked.
>>121874464
lol I wasn't the photog tonight..and you better show up for private lobbies nex time to back up your tough talkT
>>121873659Hi Tia
>>121874703
yeah this game is fucking stupid. impossible RNG based bullshit. deleting it from my hardrive even though i have 80gigs
>>121874719
i felt the same way when i was doing poorly with splatling, feeling like it wasn't working at all on some stages
then i met thenzaps and splashomatics
>>121874864
>>121874841
>>121874864
>impossible RNG based bullshit.
>>121874751
I think you forgot the r-rest of my name there, bud.I'm never on time for them ;_;
>>121874780
am i really that easy to spot
![tumblr_inline_mx53w3f5rZ1rnaa1i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MvksT6F.jpg "tumblr_inline_mx53w3f5rZ1rnaa1i[1].jpg")
>>121875031
Nyes___
>>121875021
it's probably for the best that you can't get there on time -- you wouldn't want to get out-sea__bagged T-Secretheh
>>121874318
New phone wallpaper, cool!
Good night, man.
>distract 2 people with the custom Jr for so long while you guys push the tower near knockout
marie is clearly barbaric
>>121875194
>>121867049
too bad those are pants, and not thigh highs
Sorry for being bad at Chargers, Treesquad.
>>121875475
Go to sleep alreadyBrade, I'll make you pay for that another day.
>>121875031
It's the emoticon face along with the lowercase stuff.
>>121875701He's right>>121876090
>>121876167
I'm probably just more autistic than most but I can recognize a handful of regulars even when they do nothing explicit to identify themselves based just on their filenames and posting styles.
![Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TWHsys3.jpg "Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[3].jpg")
>>121866562
I use this but with my 2x swim speed hair clip in place of the contacts
>>121876090
o-oh...
>>121876282
I'm kind of like that, but wouldn't say I'm particularly good at it
I can be identified by the factI call people "homie" frequently
>>121872981
What kind of rolls do you have on the power armor?
>>121876064
No problem. Better than sticking to one weapon all the timelike me ;_;
>>121876282
fug, does that mean you can tell when i accidentally a shitstorm by saying something dumb? AND you can tell it's me by my meager attempts to defend my ~honor~?
this... this isn't good...
3/4 in Nico/CA/Leo squad
NNID Shroomsy, tell me if you add me
How do I recapture the magic, /ink/? Every time I play I just get depressed.
>>121870151
>Has triple gear
>Still A-
How bad do you have to be.
>>121876674
same here. i was in a randomizer lobby the other day, and that was pretty fun. but private lobbies don't pay the bills, ya know?
>>121876767
I don't have any friends for private lobbies.
>>121876809
We are your friends
>>121876613
Well I was >>121874780 and I've never seen you do that
But I'm not the autism guy
>>121876809
You have us
>>121876809
good thing we're here
>>121876613
Most of the 'shitstorms' you cause are just you having what are basically conversations with people here and that's generally when the thread is dead anyway so it's no big issues. Shitposting you can't really avoid as due to you being you, you'll attract it even if you don't encourage it.
>mfw my kraken suicide attack actually worked
>one more win to rank up
We're going to lose the next game guys ;_;
>>121876904
I'm just a B+ shitter who can't find joy in the game any more. No body would want me on their squad. I ranked up to A- once and immediately lost every match I played.
Hey squids, it's Hank from Nintendome! Did you know that the ZL button lets you swim? Swimming can help you get to where the battle is important faster than just normal walking. Well, that's all the time I have for today, until next time squids.
>>121877107
>squad
PRIVATE LOBBY
>>121876978
???
>>121876809
Add some people from here, tomorrow there's gonna be a lobby from >>121868778 so keep an eye for that.
I'm planning to play on that lobby (if link actually saw >>121870725)
Here's my nnid: DLink00
Just for the sake of having fun.
>>121877107
Yeah homie, the gap between B+ and A- is the most difficult in the game. Don't let it get you down too much. I dropped back to B+ 4 or maybe 5 times over the period of about2 monthshonestly
I don't mean to speak for others, but I don't really care what the rank of the people I'm playing with is, and I'm pretty sure no one else does. Just join some squads sometime. I'd tell you to add me but I never really host
>>121877002
i'm confused by the "you being you" bit
but no worries, i'm not taking it as an insult
probably just means that i don't always keep my mouth shut when i shouldand i'm s-sensitive
>>121877428
I haven't won a game in 3 days.
>>121877107
I could squad with you, I really dont mind others rank Or level as long as we have fun. You free right now? I could squad with you in an hour.
>>121877107
I'm a B rank shitter and I have no problems getting into squads. Playing with the S/S+ ranks long enough will git you gud fast.
>>121877529
Losing doesn't really matter to S ranks homie, in squads they don't rank down.
And like >>121877602 says, playing above your level is great practice. Some trial by fire kind of shit
I wish we could have another lobby...
>all S+ squad almost got BTFO by a squad with just 2 S+'s and a B+ shitter
;_;
That was completely my fault. Luna got me twice in a row.
>>121877584
I doubt I'll have the gusto to play in an hour. Thank you all though, this is the most civil I've seen /ink/. Most of the time it's just "git gud" or "wow you fucking suck."
>>121877481
It doesn't mean that.
You'reTiaright? Think about the difference between you and 90% of the rest of 4chan's users, who can be described by pic related.It's okay, I'm sensitive too.
>>121878185
Alright I already leaved my id in this >>121877315
Just say the word whenever man, and I'll be willing to squad with you
>>121876570
Absolute garbage, because I don't rollscum, but the Power Armor looks so cool that I'd actually consider doing so.
>>121878239
yeah, i'm tia. i usually only ever mention my name for squads or lobbies or whatever, so idk how i manage to get myself into some bullshit nonsense when i stay "anonymous"
>>121878665
because you have at least 2-3 guys in /ink/ poised to suck your girlcock whenever there's even a slight chance you're in this general
>all S+ krak-on roller meme team again
This brings back unpleasant memories.Except this time, it's on Triggerfish, I didn't get top, and we actually won this time.
>>121878750
uh... ok
>>121878750
>3DPD
>>121878448
Dang, S+ with sub-optimal gear. Respect.
>>121878750
I would
>tower got away before we could jump on it
;_;
Woomy loves pudding!
>>121879279
In the end it didn't even matter ;-;
ggs Treesquad. We had some great wins.
>>121879363
>>121879378
GGSElasquad, thanks for the matches.I wish I could have recorded that krak-on meme team match, it would heal the wounds that were inflicted by the previous one ages ago...
>>121878942
Not him and you're not doing exactly what he's saying, but that's all it comes down to. Best to just ignore it like any shitposting.
*tips fedora*
>>121879186
Here's what I prefer running because dying happens alot in solo Ranked.
>>121878665
>>121878942
>being this new
>>121879378
ggs
couldn't touch that .52 in that last game
>>121879378
>>121879403
Ggs treesquad. I'm still thinking about how we almost beat that S+ squad
>>121879638
>>121879625
is squading really that fun? how is it any different than any other horrible game mode?
>>121879601
>there are people triggered by this full image from eromame
>>121879520
run speed ain't worth it imo on the DS. If you want speed, use the 85'. The mobility makes up for the shorter range.
>>121879715
You get to do it with /ink/ who generally know what they're doing, and if you're S, you don't lose rank.
>>121879459
i'm not doing anything differently from anyone else. if you're looking for people to play with, you post your nnid. not my problem that some people get their kicks out of being gross losers.
i will poorly shitpost back to most shitposters, because fuck them. admitting that is probably gonna get me bullied into oblivion, but, eh. c:
>>121879715
A good /ink/ squad averages 70%-90% winrate
>>121880025
>i will poorly shitpost back to most shitposters, because fuck them.
>actually being this immature
>>121880113
>implying shitposting in the first place isn't immature
>>121880029
Holy shit I must be fucking up squads then if we're supposed to be putting up those kinds of numbers
