SAVE HER edition
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>Previous Thread:
>>121599480
>still not warhammer general
>there are people who still haven't gotten the Karl Franz achievement
Do you even NEET?
>>121806716
The next one will be. I had to make this one on my phone since no one else was going to.
Are they going to wipe out my entire inventory if I cheat or am I free to do so?
>>121807943
use at your own risk™
>playable dark elves
am i the only one who would want to see thisjust to see how kerillian would react?
>>121808238
Yes
YOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>121808526
>tfw your clumsiness will never charm kerillian
>>121808623
>tfw you will never make a good shot for a lumberfoot
>November
>Have not done wheat & chaff on cataclysm
>>121809139
>November
>Haven't done any levels on Cataclysm
>Haven't done any on NightmareI'm waiting for the console release
>>121806480
Man I love how the Garden of Morr looks.
The whole game really, but the Garden is a special kind of Gothic.
>>121806480
Fuck yes I finally did it!Fuck you Wheat and Chaff Cata!
god damnit. why does everyone do Horn of Magnus?
how many fucking times can you do this map before you're sick of it? only lvl 20 and i want to suicide
>>121810790
If you do fuck & shit on cataclysm then you beat the game.
>>121810954
good job exploiting m80
now you can try actually getting gud
new patch today? R-right anons?
>>121811708
because the loot system is so shit
>>121782184
I know this is ingnorant bait but for any innocent anon there who wishes to get enlightened.
You don't need to use the health hack. In fact, the health hack is going to crash your game.
All you need to do is join pubs or play with friends and once you get a grim, hack that grim into whichever number you deem appropiate taking into account tomes and dices and that's it.
You're pretty much only partly rigging the gamble part of the game(implying it's not all a gamble). The best part? Your game is not going to crash due to CE, I've been doing this for the past 100 hours and the only crashes I get are the ones I got already before.
>>121811708
just do enemy below. only 2 out of the 30 some times I have been through it with pubs have we wiped.
4604 players.
That is surprisingly alive imo in the last 24hs.
Patches when.
>>121815549
WHFB resurrection confirmed.
When will GW revert their terrible decision and resurrect WHFB with some alternate timeline asspull because we need more WHFB
>>121815896
>AoS ends with Sigmar shoving his hammer down Khorne's throat and him rebuilding the Old World>mordheim is rebooted
things that will never happen for 200, Alex.
>>121815896
>>121815896
desu senpai Warsword Conquest for Warband has been doing it for me this far.
I have Gotrek and Felix and an army of humans and dwarfs fucking around. Its fun to actually see Araby, Egypt and so on.
Goblins, trolls(the spooky ones) and giants in spiders are fucking op tho. The gunner trolls are great btw.
>>121816163
>Gunner trolls
They're ogres you fucking imbecile.
What do ?
>>121817273
Break out of those cuffs like the superior Elf you are because you're not some lumberfoot that can be held captive by some dirty Skaven.
I want an expansion where it adds a proper final boss that will let all five players join to take it down together.
>>121816967
Right. The fumanchu guys. It's been a while since I0ve played.
>>121817494
>yfw if kerillian dies she dies alone, unloved by her comrades, far from home, her family and friends
>>121817863
Don't forgetfull of rat semen
>>121815896
>expansion where we need to stop the launch of the moon-busting rocket and save Lizardmen from getting rekt
>expansion where we need to join forces with Orcs, Dark Elves and Vampires to kill Archaon and stop that planet ripping warp portal from opening
NEVER EVER
>>121817863
It was her decision to travel that far away from her "superior" home and people, and she's the one who whines the most aside from Saltzpyre. At least Saltzpyre tries to keep the party's morale going despite his whining, Kerillian only gives everyone shit even if they do something right.
Serves her right for being an elitist prick when there's people around her trying to keep her alive and she just spits on them.
>>121818038
>Implying Grimgor didn't win already
Anyone up for sum normal fun games with two guys?
>>121818596
>saltzpyre whines
huh? I might be remembering things wrong but aren't his quotes easily summed up as 'good job killing those rats', 'fuckin heretics', and 'sigmar yes'?
>elitist prick when there's people around her trying to keep her alive and she just spits on them.
not always, she says that her god of vengeance has a new champion if you do well, finds your headshots acceptable by elf standards and evensays she'll miss saltzpyre when he dies, sometimes
sure she's bitchy, but i think she's warming up to everyone
>Rest up, dwarf. That wound needs tending.
>Go proudly. Son of Karak asdasd.(pepsi dorf)
Any more displays of comradeness from the Elf?
>>121819668
she's tsundre as fuck, anon
>SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY
>>121820058
>Are you hurting much, Gorrekson?
>Better keep limping, Mercenary.
>If you need help, Dwarf, just ask.
>>121820058
i guess her complimenting your shooting could count, if you consider how high her standards for good marksman ship are
>>121820058
>You start slow, dwarf, like an Avalanche
Ennai-noi. One step closer.
Who's Ennai-noi?
>>121819668
>huh? I might be remembering things wrong but aren't his quotes easily summed up as 'good job killing those rats', 'fuckin heretics', and 'sigmar yes'?
The only one he truly trusts in the group is Gruber, and that's only because he's a soldier of the Empire. Everyone else he belittles as much as the elf does.
not always, she says that her god of vengeance has a new champion if you do well, finds your headshots acceptable by elf standards and even says she'll miss saltzpyre when he dies, sometimes.
Haven't heard that quote. But I still think she should respect her comrades a bit more considering that they're her only option right now. I can see her unspoken respect for Saltzpyre because he's a man of honor. Gruber too.
>>121820618
SOUNDS LIKE COUNTING
>>121820626
Ins't Saltz a superior to him somehow? He does call him "sir" both sarcastically and truly.
Mary
>Are you hurting much, Gorrekson?
>Better keep limping, Mercenary.
>If you need help, Dwarf, just ask.
>Rest up, dwarf. That wound needs tending.
>Go proudly. Son of Karak something.
>You start slow, dwarf, like an Avalanche
>Are ya lost mayflies? Where are they...? ;(
>Good shot! For a lumberfoot.
It feels like she actually means that compliment and realizes it leaves her wide open and quickly follows up with an slight insult.
Viktor
>Glorious shot.
What do strength potions smell like?
>>121821692
A worthy strike, but must you flail so.
>>121821917
Giant spleen and troll backbone.
>>121821692
>Ins't Saltz a superior to him somehow? He does call him "sir" both sarcastically and truly.
I believe so, yes. Also note how Saltzpyre very rarely call Gruber by his name, and prefers Sergeant.
Also, when I earlier mentioned that Viktor boosts his comrades morale, he usually does it through Sigmar. Everything is because "Sigmar wills it" to him, everything else is too low for him.
But at least it's something, as you said, the elf just can't bring herself to actually straight up congratulate anyone, unless it really is something she hasn't seen before.
Need a competent fucking squad. Nothing super serious, just tired of people running off and dying by themselves every single game.
>>121822279
Kruber was employed by Saltzpyre to provide security while Saltzpyre was transporting the Bright Wizard, so it's probably only natural they they automatically follow a chain of command between themselves.
>>121822279
Kruber you fucking illiterate piece of shit. Sienna and Bardin also usually calls him Sergeant even the elf calls him either Sergeant or Mercenary.
Bardin.
Ho hoo! You show them Sergeant!
Azumgi.
Saltz
Don't leave me with the elf, Sergeant!
Kerillian
Heal up Sergeant, that's an order. (or something relating to healing)
I cant remember other quotes but yeah.
>>121820415
>the dwarf I will miss the most
>but if you die who will hate me
It feels like he's more just going "oh shit that's right I'm a witch hunter better call these guys heretics, it's been a while". The only time he gets genuinely nasty is when he argues with the elf or BW on the first horn elevator. And he's in the right for both arguments.
When the dwarf heals the elf she says healed by a dwarf and then some elvish name, what is the full line
I'm asking because there could be a "fucked by a dwarf" version for porn
>Kruber's potato figurines in his room
Kind of cute, I have to wonder if it isn't fueled by his massive PTSD from having his entire regiment die around him though.
>>121810801
I dig man the ramparts visually. Dat warp lightning.
>>121814851
The guy he is replying to is talking about using CE to get new item types.
Which means he is either using some sort of hack to make the game easier or is an idiot sticking in a ton of grims thinking that he is more likely to get items in pools with more hats/trinkets.
>>121823702
>Warhammer
>PTSD
That doens't exist here, anon. War, war never changes. Everyone loves fighting and dying for the Empire.
How does Bretonnia regard this? Do you go and die for the bourgeois or something?
Why do the Imperials speka like Englishmen? Does that mean the Bretonnians speak like Frenchies?
>>121822896Gruber is the best of the bunch in terms of personality though. So it doesn't come as a surprise that he is the most respected too. Maybe people have heard of his missions and know his status.
>>121823923
And? You can't possibly create an item out of thin air or a "new item type" and you can't predict a drop either. Always rolling a 6 or a 7 certainly guarantees you an orange, wether it happens to be decent or not is rng.
>start game
>THE WORLD-
>skip opening cinematic
>loading into the inn
>Failed to create Steam lobby
>THE WORLD-
>skip
>spawn into the inn
>walk out into the main room
>fade to black
>THE WORLD-
>skip
>spawn into the inn
>walk out into the main room
>fade to black
>THE WORLD-
>alt+F4
nice game fatshark
>>121822896
had this really big feel moment between dwarf and kruber in the enemy below and i think he actually called him kruber then but i'm not 100%
went something along the lines of
>my condolences kruber
how did you know ?
>we all just saw it on your face right now
>did any of them make it out ?
no the rat man plague got them all
rip kruber's family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BunbeRED5Y
>>121824104
Same happened to me just now
>>121824095
I'm just pointing out that using CE isn't going to help with those problems
Using it because of the loot system is a terrible excuse because those problems (completely random loot type, no ability to random fuse) are the actual problems with the loot system, not the occasional bad roll.
Getting grims/tomes/difficulty for the quality of your loot works great.
What does elf musk smell like?
THE WORLD IS
>>121824158
Yeah I've heard that one too. When he speaks about his dead family.
I've only heard it in the ending cinematics tho.
>>121824645
Like bags of sand.
Soon.
>>121824645
>(slang, colloquial, vulgar) The scent of human genitalia when aroused or unwashed, especially that of a man.
Why do you want to smell elf ballsacks anon, are you some sort of a faget
>>121824158
Holy shit
>be a proud soldier of the empire, have a squad with best mates I could imagine
>watch as zombies rip them apart
>can't retire, just want to be with my family
>accept an oddjob from a crazy religious witch hunter
>ratmen attack, they destroy my village, slaughtered and possibly ate my family
>end of the world starts
>>121824645
Salty coins and milk.
>>121824645
Ratcum
>>121817494
You can't break those cuffs.
>>121825051
>implying you won't hotglue your army
>>121825059
>elf
>literally traps since decades ago
Don't you want to gently plow a delicious little elf trap, anon?
Rats have large balls for their body size. A human-sized skaven could drown you in his cum.
>>121825381
>>121825381
But I'm not an elf. Anyway that's clearly a grey seer, not some rank and file clanrat.
>>121825051
What is the name of this kind of autism? People who like to play with toys and also paint them.
>>121825108
Didn't phantoms kill his unit? It was some magic bullshit, not zombies.
>>121825716
Fun and Art anon. You should stop playing your kiddy video game and give it a try.
>>121825858
A really strong necromancer did, with all the units that entails
>>121825108
Such is life in the Empire, Fredrick, now stop complaining and man those ramparts
>>121825108
Pretty much as good as a ending you can get considering it's warhammer fantasy. The amount of manpower the empire have to shuffle to their doom on a yearly basis to keep things safe makes Mao Zedong look like a small time killer.
>>121820618
>elflets, when will they learn?
>>121818596
American detected. Banter handling status: failed.
Not many of her lines are mean spirited, a lot are just bants, a challenge thrown down to the other heroes.
Gruber a boss though. Just a honest everyman always trying to keep the peace.
>>121820058
She's got a few lines with Kruber that are fun. Including that one about staring at her ass.
She also defends the witch when Saltzpyre has a go at her, something about her being more attuned to the world than he will ever be. She has a bunch of good magic dialouge with BW actually.God I just want her VA to do an audiobook so i can go to sleep as she reads to me
>>121821917
>>121822065
Ignorance.
>>121827139
>go to sleep as she reads to me
IT WOOOOOS A BRUGHT NOIGHT FER A WALK AMONG THE TREIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
I rather listen to audio books with Gilbert Gottfried.
>>121827139
>There was nothing we could do for him he was always dead inside
FUCK YOU I'M SLOWLY BLEEDING OUT, NOT DEAD YOU ELF WHORE
Ogre ninjas when?
>wheat and chaff hard
>everyone doing relatively fine
>21941 stormvermin show up with the ogre
>WHY ARENT YOU KILLING THE OGRE WHAT IS IN YOUR BREAINS GUISE
>everyone busy trying to avoid 2-3 Stormvermins plus all the clanrats
I dont get what that dude expected. Like, especially on that map.
>>121827139
>She's got a few lines with Kruber that are fun. Including that one about staring at her ass.
Kruber's got some good taste
>>121824104
>>121829361
It's not like he has options, his other companions consist of a hairy manlet, an old fart and a woman who looks like a 50yo Russian hooker with herpes. On the other hand, his taste would be better if he rather lusted afterluscious rat ass and rat balls full of cum.
>>121829361
>Including that one about staring at her ass.
Wait what
I've never heard such a thing.
Is that on a specific moment/level?
Is the game surprisingly laggy lately?
>>121830231
Butthose rat balls are completely empty because they've been unloaded inside the elf
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING ORANGE HAGBANE SWIFT BOWS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO POP A BLOOD VESSEL
>>121830326
I heard it most on BP. Its more about her being "in front" of you because she's fast. But in reality she is just an elf slut wiggling her ass at the gang.
>>121830231
>manlet
What makes people say this about glorious Bardin the Skaven-slayer.
>>121830231
>implying that a wholesome sigmar-fearing man like kruber would engage in such heretical debauchery that would undoubtedly damn his soul to an eternity the plaything of She Who Thirsts
>>121825108
>>121824158
The dialog and backstory is so much better than l4d
Orange crossbow or green brace of pistols
>>121832282
Pistols
>>121830080
why the fuck would i make up a story about the game not working?
>>121831230
but i prefer hercute flat chest
>doing nightmare horn of magnus because nothing else around
>in the tower
>elf fucks of ahead while i stay with healing wh
>elf triggers a wave , because the game thinks the whole party is where she is rats literally spawn all around me
>get killed and lose 1 grim
>hosts leaves
>game restarts with a full party and i am no longer playing the same class i was before
what the fuck
Guys I have liked elves because I thought they look cool but the more I learned about their shitty personalities the more I started hating them and now I want all the elves to die.
r8
>nobody in the world playing nightmare maps other than Horn of Magnus
>have to try my luck with bots
>people join only to instantly get fucked and then leave
I hope the next patch removes the option to play Horn of Magnus, Black Powder, and White Rat, maybe then people would fucking play something else.
>>121835118
Just die, or be gangraped by skaven until their bodies become so loose that only the rat ogres can use them and then raped to death?
>>121836218
shut up autist
>>121836263
Got a problem with elves getting raped by fat ratdicks, anon?
>>121836197
>blaming players
Players take the path of least resistance and as such it's only natural to keep playing the easiest maps. Blame Fatshit for their incompetence with the loot system.
>>121836490
I think I'm pretty justified in blaming the autists that care more about loot then playing a game for fun. You know, fun? That one thing you're supposed to be playing for to begin with?
>>121836356
don't bully the elves. They're cute!
>>121837076
>the satisfaction i gain is more important than the satisfaction others game
You should have just said you were autistic from the beginning.
>not just random mapping
>>121837162
If you care more about dice rolls then go buy some dice to begin with and you can roll them all day long if you wish. Some people would actually like to play a fucking video game.
>>121837152
Even cuterwhen they're whimpering and squirming because two rats are both trying to fit their swollen dicks inside overstretched elf pussy
>>121836197
I've been queueing for smugglers run on nightmare every night.
>there are people complaining about loot
You guys never played D3 vanilla now that was some real absolute horseshit loot.
This game is baby stuff to loot.
>>121837541
And D3 was fixed so it's actually pretty fun to play now. I'll wait until Vermintide is fixed before playing it any further.
>>121836490
>Players take the path of least resistance and as such it's only natural to keep playing the easiest maps.
But the Enemy Below is both easier and faster.
And more fun (because people are less prone to take more grimoires than they can handle and wipe at the end).
>>121824104
lolololsenpai
>mfw I just realized that Kerillian is talking about Saltzpyre when says that Drakina or whatever has a new champion
>>121837407
>it's not ME
>it's EVERYONE ELSE
Sure thing, dude, but no amount of projecting will change the fact that you're special in a bad way.
>>121836490
People play HoM because they know how it works.
Half of the main maps are both easier and faster than HoM, and all of them are either easier or faster.
why cant my potato run this game?
>>121839479
I actually think it's more of a self-perpetuating problem. I said least resistance and what I meant was that, as you said, people know how HoM works, it's fairly well-designed and pretty - but that's only a portion of the players, and the rest play HoM simply because that's one of the maps where you'll easily get a party.
So is this worth 30 bux?
I quite like games like L4D (200hrs in L4D2, 1300 in Payday:The heist), and I got a buncha friends who're playin' this.I hated Payday 2's drop system though
>>121839195
>actually using appeal to popularity
>on 4chan of all places
Keep rolling your dice then, I'm sure that in a week or two this game's community won't be 90% gone at all.
>>121839971
Definitely.
The loot system really isn't that bad either unless you are in the miniscule percentage that cant get any drops of the better weapon types.
>>121839518
Vermintide is horribly "optimized" (I hesitate to even use the word to describe it), making it run like shit on computers that ought to blow it out of the water and not run at all on computers that should be able to manage with it.
>>121840053
>it must be a fallacy, i CAN'T be wrong
>>121839971
You will absolutely detest the loot system in Vermintide if you disliked Payday 2's.
>>121840565
League of Legends and Call of Duty are the best games ever made, millions of people can't be wrong.
>>121839971
I would only buy it if your rig is far above the recommended system specs, with a lot of spare RAM to help with the "optimization." As someone with 700+ hours in L4D2, I think it has some things to offer while generally not being a great game. The loot system IS a bit fucked (though according to Twitter that will be addressed soon) and the optimization issues ARE pretty ridiculous (also supposedly going to be addressed in the patch next week) and the AI director IS an insane monster that hates you AND you're going to think the "special infected" are overpowered as fuck (and in the case of the hookrat and pouncer you're right, mostly due to them being twiggy as fuck due again to optimization issues) BUT if you can get past all that, there's something of a game there.
It could be good, if they fix the glaring issues that exist right now.
>>121840727
Millions of people also dislike both of them, whereas you are in a small portion of players that don't care about the loot system. : ^)
>>121840921
Popularity wise people still like them more, so why aren't you playing? Clearly because its the popular option it has to be the right one, you don't want to be WRONG and play the inferior game do you?
>>121840921
>>121841161
>I'm a faggot!
>I'm a bigger faggot!
Anons pls
>>121841743
But mooooom, he started it!
>>121828043
That kind of things was the end of times of WHFB.
>>121840448
Recently my game has felt like it's running at a low framerate even if it isn't
I thought it was going to shit, enabled fraps and was supposedly keeping a steady 90fps+
I don't know what's up
Asking again just to make sure.
Has anyone else heard character specific dialogue at the end of the White Rat monologue?
>>121844439
I've heard it when I glitched into the cutscene area but not any other time
>>121844436
So is she jacking the rat off out of frame or what
>>121837419
but what about whenthey capture a lumberfoot and use him two at a time before tying him to a tree so that any horny waywatcher can use him during their patrols?
What's that one room in the wizard's tower supposed to be? I know that it's different for every character, but what's the significance in it? Is it supposed what character wants, or some moment in their past or something?
I've only seen the one for saltzpyre, the one where presumably a witch is being burned
Why is Wheat and Chaff so fucking bullshit? Three Sotrmvermin, a horde, three assassins and a ratling all at once has convinced me the devs had no idea how to properly balance the director.
How do Kruber and Dorf actually differ in terms of their weapons and abilities? Im finding I like dorf for the drakefires but Ive never really played Kruber, what are his ranged weapons like?
>>121845360
Sienna sees a burning village and revels in it, Kruber sees a lively village and becomes nostalgic, Goreksson sees a mountain underhall full of gold.
>>121847691
Dwarf can use drakefires if there's a soldier, otherwise handgun, soldier is forced to use handgun
That's it
Does a hagbane swiftbow do good damage against an Ogre? My only other option is a trueflight.
>>121847818
>Sienna sees a burning village and revels in it
truly the worst, when will we get a mage who isn't a filthy witch
>>121847818
>>121845360
Elf sees a forest.
Probably the most interesting area in the game
>>121848190
Both are absolute turds, but trueflight is better because hagbane is total shit. I'd rather have a blunderbuss than a hagbane.
>Enemy Below still has the consistent audio crash
>only way to fix it is to use the beta patch that they won't release for another month
>it resets all your progress and is empty as shit
>>121852154
https://twitter.com/VermintideGame/status/662925283465502720
game just crashed on nightmare enemy below right before the experience screen and thus the loot screen, 3t2g
did i get loot? i am too afraid to log back in
Any signs of a big patch coming?
Is there any way to replace audio files with custom ones?
>>121853475
You did not, try again.
>>121854153
fuck
fuck everything
fuck that level i'm not touching it anymore, always the same shitty audio crash
Is it possible to get bloodthirst on a beam staff?
>>121854873
I don't see why not
>let it be, sir. She revels in her mysteries. Perhaps to hide a lack of substance?
In comes Kruber with the save
>>121855835
>save
The elf is a fucking retard making a fool of herself, he just adds on to it and makes fun of her.
>>121856194
Retarded, sure, but she did make Saltzpyre get hot in the head
>mfw greataxe charge attack is strong enough to kill clanrats in one strike
And this is why axes are objectively the best weapon.
>Saltspyre asks Kruber if he is worried about his family
>then tells him that they're surely dead and to focus on revenge instead
Holy fuck
>>121856489
>orange weapons for everyone
>orange master crafted handgun and orange drakefires
>only a blue one hand axe and a bunch of green shit
>>121856632
>Saltspyre asks Kruber if he is worried about his family
>then tells him that they're surely dead and to focus on revenge instead
You say this like it's a bizarre thing, Kerillian did say he was dead inside, after all
Witch Hunters, no sense of right or wrong
DARK ELF CHARACTER WHEN?
>horde call in HoM right before the gate
>waiting by the ammo pack
>BW leaps off the ramp because nothing is coming despite the horde just starting
>activates the scripted horde
Tired of this shit.
>>121862852
>implying Saltzpyre would suffer this abomination to exist in his presence
>>121864747
>implying Sigmar didn't unite woth phoenox king since ET.
>>121856382
That's because he was asking what she knew about the Skaven and she's like "hurrr hardly have time to tell you everything you don't know mayfly".
>horn of magnus hard
>3t 2g
>desparetly need some gold quality items
>game crashes just as were fending off skaven in the ammo room
Just fuck my shit up f@m
>be stuck with white flintlocks from the start
>get an exotic today
>heal on hit, haste on hit, ammo on kill
I'm happy.
>>121864747
if he can tolerate kerillian then he can tolerate a dark elf
Are drakefire pistols meant to be super rare or something?
I've reached level 50 and I have seen their icon a total of one time in the roll table.
>>121868963
Literally RNG, I've got bunch of drakefires but hardly ever see rapiers. I'm level 100
>>121868963
Try playing dorf.
>>121868516
>Tolerating a species of degenerate, debauched totally-not-american Elves who continuously try to enslave your people and dominate the world.
This is heresy.
>>121868963
You can increase their chances of appearing by playing Dwarf. And by that I mean you increase the chances of Dwarf items being on the loot table, and since the Dwarf has the most weapon types out of all the classes AND the pistols can only appear on blue and orange slots, good fucking luck with that. It only took me 100 hours to get my first pair.
>>121869185
is it worse to be captured by the skaven or a dark elf?what if a dark elf 'favours' you?
Witcher 3 50% off installing
Fallout 4 just got out of the vault
How long until I hear Kerillian's delicious voice again :(
>>121869234
I play mostly Dwarf and I just barely managed to get mine after like 40 hours of play.
I get like a 5% chance of getting health back and... some other thing, not great but fuck it, I'll probably never get a different pair so I'll take it.
>>121869968
Mine has master crafted, chance to heal on kill, and 10% less overcharge. My problem with the pistols is they're way too innacurate for my tastes, so I need one with targeteer, and it fucking sucks because my pair with those traits is pretty fucking good, and the chance of me finding one with the exact same but with tageteer instead of bloodlust is abysmally small.
>>121870178
Those sound pretty great m8 but yeah, trying to hit something more than 10 feet away reliably is just not gonna happen.
Maybe we'll be more likely to get them once Fatshark revamps the loot system, whatever that means.
>>121870609
>Fatshark revamps the loot system
It'll either be fucking nothing and their "revamping" is just them adding an incentive to play new maps, or enjoy needing 5 of the same oranges to craft a new one with new random traits.
>>121870979
This game is the only thing I know about Fatshark, what have they done in the past to make people not trust them?
>>121871169
Lead and Gold, Escape from Dead Island, Bionic Commando Rearmed, KRATER, and War of the Roses.
>tfw witch hunter is literally the best class in game
Also why must every elf be complete shit? Is it because she has no good melee weapons or what? I cant stand playing the elf not only because of her lines but she doesnt have any good cleave/rip&tear weapons.
>>121874370
Because Elf basically only has one good weapon, and is still outdone by other class' weapons.
>>121874370
How do you modify a gif? Like add in images I want to make this really Vermintide related
>>121876031
use photoshop or any gif making program of choice.
>>121876031
Also I should add it would be better if you found the source and made a webm instead. This gif is terrible if you consider the size/quality.
>>121874370
What is that in her hand?
>>121877523
A microphone you fucking lumberfoot.
What's a good loadout for the Elf and Bright Mage for when I have to choose between the two because all three melee classes are already picked?
>>121877959
Sword+Dagger/Trueflight Longbow and Any Venting Weapon/Conflag Staff
>bardin 1h axe orange
>devastating blow
>perfect balance
>blood lust
>mfw
>>121878054
>Trueflight
>>121878473
It's the only bow she has that does damage.
>>121878497
Yeah, to your team :^)
>>121878095
>but still using green gun
drakefire pistols pls
>>121878568
You're thinking hagbane, dumbass.
>>121878809
>implying trueflight arrows don't hit your team more often than not if there are more than 3 rats around
>>121878962
>using your ranged weapon that has a high chance of dealing friendly fire when engaged in melee combat against anything less than a Storm Vermin
>>121879334
>using a ranged weapon that is unable to hit specials if there are any normal rats around
Keep using your shitty aimbot bow :^)
>>121879678
And you keep using your bow that takes 2 shots to take down a slave, bro. I'm sure you're doing wonders for your team.
>>121879731
Using your bow against slaves is fucking retarded.
>>121879854
Using the elf is fucking retarded because every other class does her job better.
>>121879917
But Anon, playing Elf isfun
>>121880542
Yes, I'm sure being a detriment to the team in just about every way possible is "fun".
About as much fun as wasting 3 rerolls in blood bowl because your fucking blitzer rolls skulls on a 2 die block against a fucking skink.
>>121880629
You sound like a huge cunt.
I hate to pull the "It's just a game" but it is a game, it's supposed to be fun. Good thing you and I most likely will never be on the same game.
>>121845360
>>121851409
wait wut
So the room with the slowly opening gate is different for each character?
That's pretty cool. I've only seen it as elf and it's a forested area. Or are you talking about the second 'bridge area' in the library?
>>121881296
Yup, that room with the slowly opening gate.
I always assumed it was a room full of gold for everyone else.
>>121879854
>he doesn't know how to play elf
move along nothing to see here.
mfw I traded 4 blue longbows that took 100+ to accrue with 1 trueflight and got a fucking trueflight. Never trade in the last of weapon you like, because probability hates you. Probably.
>>121845360
I thought Saltzpyre sees a Witch Hunter being burned (i.e., himself) or something?
I have yet to clear the Tower as Saltz sadly.
>>121881482
I have fucking 4 orange hagbane swift bows and one orange trueflight. Every time I roll a blue bow its ALWAYS a fucking hagbane swift bow so I just use them for salvage. I don't even remember how a normal longbow icon looks like in the loot table anymore.
>>121881751
Nah he just sees a bunch of torture devices as well as someone being burned, with the implication that they're a heretic.
Is it possible to avoid Packmasters in any way other than killing it before it grabs you?
For example, you can push Assassins, can you, I dunno, sidestep or backdash the Packmaster?
>>121883730
Sometimes if they take damage before they do the grab they will run past you and prepare for another pass.
>>121883730
Honestly, I think people knocking the assassin out of its animation is more luck than anything else. I don't think these two are supposed to be easily countered by one player, though it sucks that the only way they could think to do it was by breaking their movement.
>>121884082
Yeah... I just hate it when I'm a situation in which I'm the last man standing, fighting a horde before attempting to revive my partners and then I get dragged away by a Packmaster.
>>121844890
Disgusting.Elves are supposed to be victims of rape, not perpetrators
Of Relaxing herbs.
>>121884384
Are people even going to run HoM anymore if this exploit is fixed?
>>121884639
Probably not.Thank fucking god, sick of random joins on this one.
>>121874370
No bullshit.
Sword and Dagger so far has been the best weapons I've used in game.
Got Orange ones with Devastating Blow, When you Shove, if you continue to hold Mouse 1 she stabs with it and it works like a Charged attack. Great for Stormvermin.
Other than that the swipes on it start off great for a crowd then you just pick out the one not stunlocked and stab it in the head with final blow.
Funnest I've had with a weapon, I dunno why. I've had Orange Sword and Shield with DB and create literal tides of Slaverats. Not as fun.>inb4 Wutelgi Sympathizer
>>121883730
...dodge it....SIDEWAYS
The attack is so long you can't push him, you can't dodge back, but it's very thin so it's piss easy to dodge.
Did you literally not try that?
>>121885442
It's pretty easy just to hold the top tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you, lad). People will still do it because it's short and everyone knows it.
>>121885992Only use the first 3 hits in the normal combo then go into a push, or charge or just block to avoid the recovery peroid on the 4th attack. You can animation cancel the 4th but if there's any lag at all the game can fumble you inputs and leave you vulnerable.
>>121874370
I used to think WH was pretty shit until I got a blue zweihander and some blue pistols. This guy can fuck shit up. I'll never go back to playing ES unless I desperately need a sword and board or something. Pistols are just so much fun.
>>121887197
Zwei is his worst weapon
Just fyi
>>121887585
Not that guy but, even worse than Axe?
How?
Reckon the white rat exploit will be patched?
>>121887968
Any exploit that has been exposed to the public in the past week will probably be fixed in the upcoming patch.
>>121887826
He's trolling or just plain stupid. Greatsword is second best to rapier.
>>121887968
Hopefully
I hope the fix Horn of Magnus too; that last part is hype as shit when you actually do it, instead of idling on a beam like a goddamn coward, but no one fucking wants to do it properly.
>>121887968
>doing white rat exploit with a friend for a few days before anyone else knows about it
>someone else ends up finding out about it but won't tell anyone how to do it
>post a tutorial and video on how to do it here
>some random streamer takes credit and posts it to youtube, gets posted on reddit
>starts to appear in public games
Sort of salty.
>>121887826
>>121888049
Axe is the best at what it does.
Zweihander is a shitty rapier.
>>121874370
soldier=dwarf>bright wizard=Elf>WH
their all pretty useful tho.
>1.5k players
You guys better do your final things that you want to do because soon enough this game will be left deader than Killing Floor 2.
>>121888751
sc2+fallout 4 bro.
Relax their both shit games.
The Elf is a huge fucking bitch, she needs to learn some proper respect.
>>121889351Why don't you use your rod of discipline to help her learn, anon?
>>121888096
It's a pile of piss too.
Just stand on the bench, have 3 guys hold the front and rotate the 4th man stood just thinning the horde as the approach/blasting specials and SV with his ranged weapon as ammo dictates.
>>121889351
CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER AMERILARD?
>>121888751
I can get a game of KF2 at 4am.
It's a small community but by no means dead.
IMO it is actually kinda smart of TWI as most people have forgotten about it, so upon the actual full release they'll be able to hype it up again. It's really come a long way from what was basically a tech demo at launch. It's fucking gorgeous and the gore physics are amazing. Really puts a dampner on VT after playing a few rounds of KF2.
Did you know that one of the devs is a faggot who wanted a fucking Bretonnian peasant to be a playable character?
He is probably the reason why the dwarf is wearing shitty leather armor and chainmail instead of being a cool looking high tier engineer. And the reason why Kruber isn't wearing kotbs armor and why Salzpyre isn't wearing this. It's like he wanted to throw the fact that warhammer has some of the coolest aesthetics right out of the window.
>>121891534
Bretonnian peasant would be awesome. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the plainer style of armor they went with for the current characters.
