Legacy of the Void release date(US): 15 hours
first for lotv is a shit game
spoiler posters should be put down just like frog posters
>>121802302
it's not even fucking out yet you godamn shithead
>>121802347
the beta showed what a failure the game is
>caring about singleplayer
>>>/reddit/
>>121802382
do you know who plays video game betas? big surprise, friend, BETAS. YOU WERE PLAYING IN A LADDER FILLED WITH FUCKING LOSERS, so it's no wonder the beta was SHIT
>>121802252
mike~!
me and hbt playing archon mode and giving eachother compliments~!
>>121802382
based /b/tard imbecile
LOL
>Legacy of the Void
>Protoss campaign
>80% of its story, including the ending, is kerrigan/jimmy love story
Explain this senpai
>>121802860
whats going on in this picture? i have never ever played sc2 singleplayer
no spoilers allowed under this line
______________________
>>121802860
jean grey cameo as jim has a flashback of a kiss that never happened then kerrigan moonwalks into the horizon?
>>121802946
didn't realize there was a nrw thread
>>121802934
Kerrigan turns into a phoenix to destroy Cthulhu
The ending is her returning to Raynor in human form
and they lived happily ever after
>>121803090
if this is canon i'll eat my hat
>>121803148
I hope you like hats
>>121803090
What happens with the Protoss and Zeratul?
id go gay for mike...
reminder that the writer for sc2 is a woman
what did you guys expect?
>>121803148
m8, all the cinematics have been leaked. That's literally what happens in the story.
>>121803148
change cthulu to amon and it basically is
>>121803203
>Amon possesses Artanis
>Zeratul dies while he frees Artanis from Amon's control
>Artanis and Kerrigan team up
>Amon possesses Selendis
>the only way to be free from Amon is for all Protoss to be cut off from the khala
>The Protoss get haircuts
>Kerrigan turns into space jesus and destroys Cthulhu
>Raynor and Kerrigan get together
>>121803189
>>121803340
>>121803349
this is dumb as hell
I'm mad
this is not the ending I waited 15 years to see
LOL at Zeratul fading into dust a la voldemort
didnt read anything but saw 1 picture. leaving the thread for 2 days to avoid spoilers
nice feet though
got my lotv box but the girl thought she misread my receipt so she called me back and gave me a lotv collector's edition
p based
>>121803936
i'm too lazy to go outside anymore. i'm just going to buy a digital copy like the shitter i am
>>121804381
there was about 60 people or so and i think there was like 3 or 4 people getting sc2
>>121804479
midnight releases are for the young and youthful
*sips tea*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOtnq0rEzaY
PogChamp has his own youtube show!? that twitch emote sure made him popular wow
JP@itmeJP
looks like tomb raider reviewing well too... what a crazy week of games with lotv, fo4, and tomb raider
what happened to hwanni?
>>121803360
This is so bad that I believe it is actually true.
>>121803360
these are the same people that think they are capable of writing a feature length film...
>>121803360
Everyone knew the writing will be retarded.
How is the gameplay in the campaign?
>>121805538
When do you get Dragoons back? Stalkers and Immortals never felt the same as massing Dragoons
>>121805538
it's not known yet. this is just from the leaked cinematics
Patrick Brix Bjerg @Liquid_Bunny 1m
All the guys here are talking about getting drunk and I just want to play the LotV campaign #nerd>im tired, my feet hurt, no one here even likes the lore
>i wish i were at home playing LotV campaign
>>121803360
THIS is the end of the starcraft plot?
We waited many years for THIS?
>>121805592
you retake aiur at the start so then i imagine
will i need heart of the sworm to play lotv?
fomos kenzi @kenzi131
thx~ .@mikemorhaime
>>121803360
>Raynor and Kerrigan get together
>because saving the galaxy after genociding several billion humans and protoss as the queen of blades means she dindu nuffin
Fenix continues rolling in his dragoon husk
>>121805886
what is that card
>>121805727
"Starcraft is basically a story about a boy and a girl who fall in love"
- Metzen
>>121805896
she wasnt herself :^). the queen of blades and sarah kerrigan are two different people so she had no choice xD
>>121805727
>We waited many years for THIS?
>We
we dont care about the story you imbecile
>>121806101
when I was little I used to read the manual and story and stuff during silent reading
>>121806282
why are you posting tweets
my divorced parents are really going at it, they both Wanna take me out for dinner lol
I would really like to stay home and play lotv but hey who am i to decide what i Wanna do on my bday
>>121807451
remember that it's not your fault and they still love you
>>121807451
happy birthday~
>>121807502
i will be out bowling (witch i hate) while you guys ladder
>>121807502
>tfw no one to tell me its not my fault
it is my fault ;_;
>>121807451
why do you capitalize Wanna?
>>121807621
maybe its his name
when i have kids in gonna ask them if they would rather chill at home and play lotv or go out for dinner on their birthdays
when I have kids I'm gonna hug them and tell them I love them no matter what every single day even if it isn't their birthday
>no more SOTG
>no more MLG
>no more NASL
>no more IPL
>no more day9 dailies
>no more O.G. GSL/GSTL finals
>no more liquid/eg rivalries
>no more huk vs idra or idra vs cruncher
>no more daily idra stream
what can lotv bring back or create
>>121808193
>cruncher
now there's a name I'll never hear again
>>121808193
i could stream >_<
What happened to husky starcraft?
>>121808572
manages and edits his gf's youtube videos
>>121808572
more like what the fuck happened to hd dropping off even when sc was in its prime
>>121808630
are they confirmed on a relationship?
>>121808193
day9 doesn't do starcraft shit any more?
>>121808742
literally his only contribution was the resolution of his videos, that stopped being special or unique about 6 weeks into the game
>>121808742
idk but there was definately beef between HD and Husky. Years later there was also beef between Dodger and Husky/Rosanna Pansino
>>121808630
husky is oficially pussy whiped
>>121809346
if you were a goofy looking insecure high school dropout dating above your weight class you would be too
>>121809346
who can blame. nerdy nummies turned out to be a cash cow and starcraft a dead game
>>121808967
for quite some time
>>121809346
I mean he was trying to get her out there and all, probs easier as a job to do that than say 'H TO THE USKY HUSKY' for the rest of his life
>>121809230
>Years later there was also beef between Dodger and Husky/Rosanna Pansino
what beef?
>>121809625
>what beef?
It was never public. The 3 used to be housemate buddies for years. Suddenly out of nowhere Dodger went off to find a new apartment. Rosanna stopped following Dodger and removed her from social media. Husky and Dodger pretended to be fine for a while but they completely stopped colaborating.
anyone know what cj entus herO is up to?
>>121810582
partying at blizzard hq
>>121810213
So I guess something happened and Husky basically has to be on Rosanna's side about whatever happened? I honestly don't know how that kind of shit can happen unless it was a relationship going south. Such is life I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGnUZIGjZLc
beef
>>121810803
>So I guess something happened and Husky basically has to be on Rosanna's side about whatever happened?
I guess so, though I'm not entirely sure if Husky and Rosanna were a couple at the time.
dead gay game
>>121811910
dyli...
>>121812167
i love my dead gay game
>>121812217
me too
>>121802441
oh god I'm fucking dying ohohohoo
so we all boycotted lotv like we agreed to, right?
blizz needs to make mp f2p
>>121812972
yea
>>121812972
are you lost, poorshit?
does sc2 have lan yet?
>>121813052
wait you actually bought a game thats gonna have no playerbase within a few months?
lmao, just lmao
>>121812972
i dropped it when they didnt adopt double meme and meme point to be honest
>>121813236
what bothers me the most is they didnt even try it, they just said "yea it doesnt work stop talking about it"
>gotta wait till the 20th to buy lotv
>>121813061
that's sc3
>>121813492
didn't memelet and memeing have a memeharvent memematch to test it? or was that not a blizzard thing?
>>121813719
based cartooner
>>121813719
>cartoonshit is a retarded poorshitter
;)
>>121813770
yea some people organized a tourney or two, but invited players didnt know what the fuck doublememes&memepoint were even about so the games were just "regular" lotv games
blizz apparently did an "in-house" test and they concluded its not different enough from their model
>>121813719
I'll be dropping some keys in the coming weeks. Don't miss them, if you're really that poor.
>>121813991
lmao
>>121813991
what about overwatch?
>>121814093
A GOD
>>121813904
>>121813773
is cartoon a new meme? I haven't kept track of the meme updates
I don't watch anime I just liked the reaction image
>>121813991
I'm not. Not looking for handouts just frustrated I won't be part of the initial hub bub
>>121814093
Damn, this makes me feel old as heck. And I'm way younger than him.
>>121814169
need to find a sugar daddy anon
>>121814169
based newshit
>>121814247
I've been here in WoL beta. Well it wasn't here, it was on /v/. Keep memeing
>>121814241
Gay
>tfw you realize you are gonna be forced to play this shit game for 10+ hours/day every day
>>121814313
based newshit cantooner
>>121814317
>forced
>>121814169
someone hasn't gotten his bottle popped yet
>>121814370
>>forced
>>121814494
>>>forced
>>121814535
>>>>forced
>>121814623
>>>>>forced
>>121814662
>>>>>>forced
fuck off
epik memers
>>121814695
idiot >_<
now youve ruined it
>>121814698
I hope your mother dies soon;)
which stream are you going to watch tonight during release /scv/
korean progaming was almost like slave labor and was considered okay at the time because korea was in bad economic times
it's still a developing country in a lot of ways today (cultural)
>>121814796
none I'm playing
>>121814796
bisus obv
>>121814796
take?
>>121814796
>watching streams when you could grinding to Masters
>>121814796
Why watch a stream if you can play it yourself?
>>121814898
yo gropy
>>121814898
>>121814891
>>121814867
>playing
havent been here in a while, you fags actually play the game now? lmao
>>121814898
post her thighs cartooner
>>121814898
post your panties again
>>121814979
Gotta play something until battlefront comes out.
>>121814997
Sure
fucking memedditors leave
>>121814979
we are experiencing an influx of idiots that bought into the hype and actually fucking bought the game, lol
just wait a few weeks
>>121815068
a fucking god
brb fappiestime
guys when was the last time we got a truly epic combo going on in these threads?
>>121815407
that time we ran a train on ur mom rofl
>>121815456
fucking lame reply never do that again
http://www.twitch
.tv/taketv
>Try to reinstall SC2 because I feel like all-inning some people
>"Battle.net is waiting on..." bug keeping me from installing anything
Nice blizzard keeping me from accidentally playing any of their shit games :)
>>121815134
You can't blame anyone for falling victim to that trailer.
>>121815557
bice
get stabbed gropy you disgusting weeabo, we hate anime here
>>121815628
werd
I'm looking for a cute girl to be my archon partner for life.
>>121815883
im a cute girl desu
>>121816057
acuteboy....
>>121814860
meanwhile wealthy westeners idolize such acts.
>>121816057
honest?
cute girls...
>>121816109
but hes a fat, rude autist
>>121816119
yes but im very shy and ive never had a bf or archon partner before
i hope thats ok..
i may not be the best player but i can cheer you on at least when we play
can you solo queue into archon?
>>121816256
this is the saddest post I have ever seen
>>121816284
he just wants to play 1v2.....
>>121816284
no bully seriious
ask gropy if im fat, rude or autistic
fuck off idiots desu
>>121816256
wondering this too and if there will be team ranks and solo queue ranks
>>121816284
>>121816350
basedshitterfucks
>>121816350
you can't 1v2 according to the blizzcon streams
>>121816498
>basedshitterfucks
wtf....
take that back o_O ...?
>>121816546
if that ends up being true that's absolutely retarded
>>121816152
He's also a neet and ugly.
>>121816203
Someone samefagged me and stole you away. You were supposed to be mine.
>>121816671
word
*posts pics of gropy in the bathtub*
delete your posts gropy NOW
>>121816609
seek mental health help
>>121816812
why are you so rude?
>>121816879
wtf is your problem
this is not how you treat friends
What the fuck is even happening, Can you two go have this conversation somewhere else?
>>121817085
who are you talking about, capsshitter?
>>121817139
Anon and Anon, They won't shut the fuck up.
>>121817139
kys fanydegenerate
>>121816812
post it
>>121809057
nop, he gradually stopped and started to playing random games, mostly hearthstone
>>121817248
not that mental patient
>>121817251
I gave that picture secretly to acuteboy, he wouldnt share it ...
>>121808193
at least we have Destiny back tonight
>>121817437
destiny is a giant retard
>>121817572
He's also a giant softy ever since he had that turd of a child.
>>121817342
someone better post this picture >_<
never stop dreaming /scv/ !!!
wait isnt eta like 5-6 hours?
>>121817958
5 hours 7 minutes for EU
>>121817958
3 hours till kr release
5 hours till eu release
11 hours till na release
Someone tried to tell me it was 8 hours. I actually have no Idea.
>>121818152
>>121818136
oh snap lol i thought they were releasing it at the same time
lmao get fukt murricans
>>121818202
its not tuesday the same time for everyone
Cassandra @followcassandra
Thanks to Blizzard for an amazing and fun @StarCraft Legacy of the Void launch party! ️ I'm ready for #LotV!
>>121818639
cücksandra~
>>121818662
*spits in your mouth*
>>121818639
what a shitty photograph
what a shitty photographer
who the fuck took this picture? someone tell me so I never hire him to take pictures for me at my wedding.
>>121818737
yeah grubby was busy all blizzcon so she was on bullpatrol
>>121818817
so he fucked a bunch of girls?
>>121818924
idiot
man down
please tell me there is a proper final cinematic that hasnt been datamined so that the story doesnt end with this crap
>>121818982
that's no man, thats a korean boy!
>>121819157
ya dude just wait for chapter 3
its all a ruse
MORHAAAAAAAAAAAIME!!!
played me like a fiddle
day 1 story patch
>>121819185
chinese
>>121819250
oh gross
>>121819157
what losers
>>121819157
YOU WANTED A WELL WRITTEN ENDING?
TOO BAD, FUCK U
HAVE A CLICHE HAPPY ENDING INSTEAD
>>121819356
nice meme
>>121819529
Glad you liked it my friend :^)
>>121818639
>lotv
>picture with an overwatch character
?
>>121819684
there were like 5 other pictures i felt it was the best one
i must be retarded or totally missing this but i can't find where to preload LOTV
it's not showing up in launcher. i go to website, account, click download. i run it... it says updating launcher... relaunch the launcher, still no option
duh fuck
someone post the gropy bathtub pics >_<
nightend is a funny fella
>>121819846
it probably already did it. mine was downloading shit like friday or saturday
bunny is playing the campaign it looks so cool >.<
>>121819157
>they will probably make a dlc with a proper ending
fucking lmao campaignshitters on suicidewatch (not that the rest of us are that much better off lol)
>>121820112
based americück
>>121820127
no one is better off dude lotv is a disaster
>>121820262
thats what i said....
Guys, are the cinematics in SC2 overcompressed like shit, or is something wrong with my game? Like the story so far cinematic looks like it's 360p, and there are huge monochrome squares in it. wtf? pic related, my graphics settings if it helps.
>>121820342
>>121820305
you said that much better meaning we might be even a little better off but we aren't, we're all equally in the rough
I'm posting this to save face.
>>121820262
but we're getting voice packs and skins...
wtf
>>121820425
who cares no ones gonna buy those
>>121820367
Did you start the game while it was still downloading? You can play it while it's Optimal but it will still download shit like movies in the background.
>>121820456
we do not forgive
we do not forget
reminder that we are hype for lotv and will support blizzard by buying all the voice packs and skins
>>121820456
He's refering to the 4 chins of Day9, since he's one of the most important people coming back
>>121820498
people buy that shit all the time in other games
>>121820548
lmao
>>121820456
sup maxxx
>>121820456
You know he's in these threads. How did you think he got the cancer in the first place?
>>121820425
that would matter if mp was f2p
nobody is gonna pay the full price for the game just so they can spend more on skins lol
>>121820367
nope, game was fully installed. Currently reinstalling and hoping it helps.
it's absolutely disgusting that people are okay with cash grabbing
can't wait for a year from now when all those cash grabbers leave for a second time and people start making excuses
>>121820552
yeah in alive games rofl
>>121820456
literally reddit/destiny false flagging as /scv/
poorfag here
any raffles/giveaways planned for release?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNuHwCKYwB4&t=1h18m30s
reminder of our very own dark knight
>>121820751
cs:go was deader than sc2 before the skins update
>>121820501
I'm retarded and replied to the wrong comment. See >>121820641
>>121820771
I want to have rough, sweaty sex with zombiegrub.
>>121820804
youre delusional SHUT UP
>>121820771
>lycan
>zombiegrub
>Destiny pretending he didn't ditch sc2 himself
>>121820771
destiny admitted that he's a cash grabber too so he is definitely not our guy
>>121820852
>comment
>>121820641
Yeah that's your best bet. Probably just glitched. Movies should be good quality even if you're on a high res monitor.
>>121820986
he's never been our guy
he's been a dick riding hypocrite since day[1]
>>121820910
>>121820986
did you fucking retards even watch the 3 minutes from where i linked or are you just fucking retarded?
>>121821070
why would i watch your retarded video you retard lmao
newshits...
John Bain @Totalbiscuit 27 sec
There will be 6 videos of LotV coop missions with Jesse and I. 3 on each channel, all different
UGh i HATE jesse >___________<''
>>121821070
Yeah I did. And I hold the same opinion. Destiny appeals to edgy manchildren.
>>121821163
xDDDD
nice one xDDDD you got me xDD
>>121821237
epik strawman, you addressed the points he made in the video perfectly!
>>121821237
we are edgy manchildren here
shitposters are out in full force today
>>121820910
>saving pictures of black people
?????
>>121821313
Not everyone is.
>>121820771
it's always amusing to see how stupid lycan is
is starcraft 2 still worth practicing?
i was masters zerg with heart of the swarm
three hours until we retake our homeland..
>>121821293
spotted the cưck
>>121821339
dont worry theyll leave again in a week or two
>>121821349
you sure are capshitter
TIMBER
Only people who didn't leave for Dota 2 or CS GO are TL forums/irc circlejerkers
>>121821720
can you be even more obnoxious holy fuck
some of us are regularly here since the fucking wol beta
honestly cant wait for you to finish the campaign and fuck off again
its really easy to Tell witch people left and are comming back now :/
cant wait for them to leave in a week tbqhwyf
which lotv stream are we watching on launch
>>121821893
wording tbchwyfam (to be completely honest with you family)
>>121821865
Don't worry, I will.
>>121821913
kripp or destiny
>>121822042
>kripp
where my going for gm lotv bros at?
>>121822734
based sickzii
>>121822734
im aiming for gsl ro8
>>121822872
artosis?
#3hours50minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSbXsFE3l8
i never knew she made a nice song
>>121824091
she also plays starcraft
>be day9
>milk as much money as possible before leaving to make more money with other shit
>return as blizzcon host and lotv for even more money
>be destiny
>get mad
>get keked
4 HOURS FOR UK
>>121812765
>>121802441
samefag
>>121824173
>she also plays starcraft
she played starcraft once for a bit where she was learning kpop.
>>121824173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0YdSt0Q1fo
Makes me laugh every time.
>>121824091
>>121824173
:3
>>121824410
>ackksttually
whateva nigga
>>121824424
>replay
>>121824210
>keked
is blizzard the only company to make a popular/mainstream meme from a game
>>121824586
No the gook moot has censored certain words.
Keked=C U C K E D
guys please
there's only a few hours left and I don't have it
I need to be part of the happening
>>121824486
they didn't even try to hide that it's a replay lol
>>121824682
i know m8 but the fact its even filtered to kek says something
and its had a lot of use on internet and 4chan before the filter you know
>>121824774
they never do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub44GFsxUdI
>>121824918
taeyeon is perfect
>>121824918
Korean culture is so fucking shallow and disgusting
>>121825098
idiot
>>121825098
retard
What is it with retired Starcraft players and poker in Korea?
Why the fuck do they all go on to become tourney-level poker players?
>>121825346
starcraft skills translate into life skills
oh ffs
i guess i know who im not watching today
>used to grind the ladder all day, every day back when HoTS was still new
>got pretty good
>deep into the SC2 scene, never missed a GSL stream
>suddenly the carpal tunnel hit me in full force
>it has gotten progressively worse and worse
Now LotV comes out tonight. How the fuck do I enjoy this game with crippling carpal tunnel? I literally can't even use a computer anymore without wearing a wrist brace and even then it still hurts.
>>121825423
why would anyone want to watch the campaign on the first day before they play it themselves *sighs*
>>121825603
do you stretch?
Hey /scv/, would anyone be interested in Steam wallet for a LotV gift?
>>121825926
delete this post
>>121825730
you probably acquired that from dota >mobab or csgo >boom headshot
so erm no
>>121825926
bazinga
No one cares about overpriced garbage. Ignore this thread.
>>121825926
I love that show
>>121826015
Why even respond? Nobody cares about your opinions on other games.
What server is up first?
>>121826231
we only like sc2 (and only mp at that) here
>>121826231
why even respond? Nobody cares about your opinion on other posts
>>121826265
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/blog/19946445
>>121826363
Those are in local times, I'm asking which one is up first of all the servers, because I know they're not all the same.
i dont mind people comming back and making really shitty posts and all that, but if feedmesc2 comes here im out forever....
fuck that retard
>>121826298
>we
>>121826101
/v/ really is reddit/tumblr 2.0 now. Im cringing so hard i dont think ill be able to recover.
>>121826472
plus fucking one tbch
>>121826476
yeah i obv wasnt talking about you and the other retards that are only here for lotv, dont worry about it
>>121826451
kr i think
>>121826298
SC2 to is objectively shit though. No one cares about your opinions fuck off.
dont even have sc2 installed lets hope i dont get throttled and can download it all in 3 hours haha
>>121826717
I bet you can't beat me in sc2
>>121826717
kill yourself out of this thread back to reddit or mobabbgen or wherever you came from
>>121826717
weak b9
>>121826717
why even respond? nobody cares about your opinion on other posts
>>121826860
>>121826691
what do your posts have to do with sc2?
imagine me and hbt playing archon mode and making funny jokes and stuff haha
>>121826768
Shut the fuck up you degenerate. I'll tear your head off and shit down your neck.
>>121826860
batman looks happy
>>121827020
why even respond? nobody cares about your opinion on other posts
>that feel when too dark and edgy for mainstream society but not dark and edgy enough for /scv/
>>121826915
Well let me explain. Those guys are refreshing in anticipation for a launch. Just like the LotV launch. The following is a subversion of it with the implication that they are masturbating. And the last is just related to the show and also has sexual connotations. So all are within the rules.
>>121827020
>>121826717
im telling your mom that you're back on the internet again during nap time
>>121827158
worst poster here
>>121827150
you should be happy about that
i've been to what are considered much darker places and they still aren't as dark as this
>>121827410
Say that to my face and not online. I'll tear off your toothpick limbs and beat you with them.
Jung JongHyun @SC2_Mvp 16h16 hours ago
Hey @SC2_NesTea_ you were never a real champion.
51 retweets 137 likes
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>>121827576
I do pushups every day.
>>121827649
carmac
Go back to TL IRC you fucking faggots.
>>121827649
BANTER
A
N
T
E
R
important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/5965531
http://strawpoll.me/5965531
http://strawpoll.me/5965531
http://strawpoll.me/5965531
>>121827875
how do u miss the most obvious?
>>121827875
>redditpoll
naw
>>121827949
?
>>121827960
cant even remember the last time someone posted a pollcode
>>121827802
>>121827649
>carmac plays a prank
>flies over Nestea's head and he gets real mad
>starts revealing insider info of how he threw in that Blizzcon 2011
>it was just a prank Nestea IT WAS JUST A PRANK
>>121827960
>>121827949
+1
dont vote, this is literally made by a newshit
>>121828023
based josh
WTF I MISSED NADA'S WEDDING
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME T~T
why doesn't jp have a cam anymore? is he ashamed of himself?
>>121828145
Why are you on an anonymous board? Are you ashamed of yourself?
>>121827875
>not playing on normal
lol
ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR ARCH-ON?
sOs planes are back in action
>>121828012
and what changes you from doing that?
>>121828078
we were telling people all over....
>>121828375
kewl
>>121828078
we did tell everyone ITT for past couple of days
>>121828414
>>>/v/eddit
>>121828414
BASED
>>121828340
forgot image
>>121828578
Shut the fuck up you degenerate
>>121828465
neck yourself
>>121828823
back to /v/, hardcore gaymur
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/19743924912
DE LAYED
>>121828972
who cares about SEA
>>121828884
based babbtoss
>>121829096
as least I'm based ;0
>>121829269
Worst poster ITT
>>121829341
no, that's still you
>>121829341
that's you
>>121829341
nah, its you
>>121829451
>>121829476
based degenerates
feelsbadman
>>121829451
>>121829476
>>121829569
No it's not me.
>>121829705
>>121829576
you two can split the worst poster prize for all i care tbch
>>121829451
>>121829476
>>121829569
-sent from my iPad, iPhone and iMac
>>121829576
You just called two people "degenerates" on an anonymous imageboard after you found out they will play singleplayer story-driven game on the difficulty different from yours? Whoa pal
>>121829865
fucking degenerate
>>121829865
I can beat you at Starcraft. I can beat you IRL. You're a fucking degenerate.
What are the most fun Arcade games to play atm?
>>121829905
>>121829975
>mom I'm shitposting!
don't worry, Janny would calm your underage asses soon
did sojung say rapists
>>121830048
starcraft masters...
>>121830059
Worst poster ITT
>>121830148
still you
>>121830128
when?!
>people are hyped for a game they already spend the last month playing.
>>121830148
you, bro, you
>>121830284
>last month
>he didn't make the 10% cut
>tfw no one to play archon mode with
>>121830284
i never played lotv
>>121830420
buy me the game and I'll pretend to enjoy playing with you
>>121830280
flash JD lotv game
>>121830458
Should have signed up for the beta lol
>>121830420
would you play with silver?
>>121830521
yes what race are you?
>>121830616
Everyone here is Zerg
>>121830616
terran eu
>>121830649
do you want to play today?
>>121830507
ah yeah i passed out right before the showmatches started
>>121830616
protoss but switching to terran :^)
>>121830742
sure after it unlocks in what, 3 hours
guys there are only 2 hours left and I don't have the game
this is bad, i'm getting really anxious now
>>121830872
what do you mean? you can buy the key and get the key literally instantly?
>>121830872
what if you don't get it in time
>>121818813
>at my wedding.
THE REINCARNATE OF JOHNNY RECO
>>121830872
*hugs you*
its gonna be okay >__<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDIn5vk6ZZo&feature=youtu.be&t=6m4s
>>121830872
*pukes diaper*
>>121830872
shouldn't they sent keys before the actual box arrives? I'm sure they do this for collector editions
>>121831054
nope
>>121831054
not in my backwards ass third world shithole they don't
>>121830998;~;
>>121831147
sickzii.....
>>121830872
lol
maybe in korea
The last time I played SC BW was around 2006, I've managed to avoid as much spoilers as I can and been playing offline against bots since I bought the complete edition.
How fucked am I?
>>121831147
>>121831147
then fap I dunno. kill time somehow
must the the worst feeling when you actually own the product but can't use it. cücking at it's finest
>>121802252
Saw wings of liberty was shit, turned my back on blizz since.
No regrets.
>>121805896
But anon, Fenix is alive. He's back as the cyborg leader of the Purifiers.
>>121831409
no one cares go away
>>121831243
not me, my CE box is arriving tomorrow. but i have to go to sleep anyway in 2-3 hours...
>>121830998
god that was some chills
>>121831373
i'm gonna roll another souls character
kek my shit up family
>>121831458
What did Metzen gone and do this time?
>>121831468
please dream of me sickzee...
>>121831554
dumb memer
>>121831468
Worst poster ITT
>>121831701
dont call sickzee that
>>121831701
still you
metzen smokes the pipe too much. like, relax senpai
>>121831597
Is Metzen even involved with SC? I don't keep track.
Purifiers are Protoss that had their minds uploaded into robot bodies. Sorta like dragoons/immortals, but not quite.
Fenix is apparently the leader of them, and he joins your team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwIz_KO79U
WOW O__O
i wish i had that many iphones...
https://youtu.be/0EQGo8HvIrA?t=1559
>>121831852
i mean its california
everyones smoking the pipe
>>121831460
You first faggot. SC2 was doomed to be shit the moment they got the campaign order wrong.
>>121832057
what faggot?
>>121832057
Worst poster ITT
>>121832057
go away please >___<
You guys should start dropping bnet tags and fight this out. Stop bickering like 12 year olds and settle the difference.
>>121832224
lotv isn't out yet....
>>121830284
didnt ladder because the highest ive ever gotten is plat (unless you count that one time i cheesed into diamond) and i would just get raped
>>121831874
Can I get a copy of LotV instead?
>>121819157
link to datamined ending cinematic?
>>121832057
lel what. kill yourself imbecilic child of a whore. you're ugly and everyone hates you, even your "friends" talk behind your back. lonely fucking loser
please bully me
>>121832472
*slaps your butt*
why is demuslim playing jergsen?
>>121832376
https://vid Dot me/OTyz
>>121832472
*warps in 10 3/3 zealots in your main and 2 dts in each expansion*
>Zerg babb playing Terran against a Terran god playing Zerg
guess who wins ;)
>>121832565
trying out for inv
innovation might surprise life ;)
>>121832534
*smiles at you and then quickly looks away and blushes*
life might surprise sos ;)
>>121832932
GIANT SLUT
>>121833041
oh my :3c
>///<
>>121833041
nothing wrong with being fat
>terrans have to look at more than one place on the map
>>121833264
/scv/ isn't a place for you
anyone else having problems with the update? it won't start on my end, shits out this error: BLZBNTAGT00000BC
._.
>>121832780
thanks based anon
This showmatch is fucking great
>>121833357
did you try turning it off and on again?
>>121833357
restart?
>>121832402
wow, tell me about your childhood
>>121833458
>>121833479
I restarted the bnet client, still same error... will try rebooting, if it still fails, I think I'll try to reinstall from scratch...
5 gb download even though i was just playing lotv last week uh?
>>121833530
perfect
>>121833659
i uninstalled the beta when servers went down
>>121833624
>blizzard game has problems on launch
unheard of
>>121833659
it's not really full 5 GB more like 2 or something. I had this issue
>>121833749
a reboot fixed it, it looks like it didn't really need to update, it was just the bnet launcher being shit
StarCraft @StarCraft 20s20 seconds ago
Legacy of the Void is now live in the southeast Asia region!
t.scv.vg/statesc2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDvBkakGTPM
>>121834118
now it can't be stopped :O
guys you don't understand
i won't get to play it at launch
hbt will you stream it?
>>121834410
post miku
>>121834410
why not? its a little late at 11 for me as well but i can get a good 2 hours in
allied memers with you guys or campaign first?
retards
What the fuck? I already patched for LOTV before I went to sleep or what was that 4gb download? Why the fuck is it patching another 4gb on launch day? Is Battlenet origin2.0? Should I even use this piece of shit to start the game?
>>121834729
no and go away
>>121834729
3.0.3.38749 ?
I was top 1 in master league as zerg in wings of liberty then I quit just before hots, are the game changes good? I want to switch race, should I go for terran or toss?
>>121834661
oh will mommy not let you stay up past your bed time?
I DIDN'T GET THE FUCKING BOX IN THE MAIL!!
...I apologize, I'm not usually rude but I was in every beta and played from physical copies day1 every launch
something got fucked and now I'm angry
>>121834928
protoss is the cutest race
>>121834928
Zerg or protoss if you want to win
>>121834928
no and go away
>>121835023
why would you buy a physical copy of sc2? are you retarded or something?
>>121834881
it was 3.0. something I remembered the campaign for LOTV had a different UI than previous
>>121835145
yeah :/
>>121834928
only 1 real answer
>>121835023
no i have work at 9 desu got to get up in time to shower, eat and half an hour of travel
>>121835067
i dont care about winning I just wanna have fun after work
thanks for the answers tho
>>121835335
if you wanna have fun after work just jerk off
ladder is too stressful
>>121835335
jerk your cock off
30min~
>>121835552
until what?
>>121835402
this tbch
(to be completely honest)
>>121835552
95 minutes you mean
we are all watching our boy shigetora
I was told there would be free keys ITT
>korean server are alive ahead
why
>>121835174
Well, fuck. SC2 folder did lose 4gb, battlenet deleted it's own patch or some shit.
With my third world tier internet this won't be done in 15 hours.
>>121835939
post miku's panties
StarCraft @StarCraft
Legacy of the Void is now live in the Korea region!
>>121835838
welcome to the club of people that didnt buy the game
we are all waiting for blizzard to make mp f2p itt
>>121836114
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>121836286
im about to goto the store...
>>121836345
bring me some smokes
>>121836017
>>121834482
There. You can stop now.
list of name fallout recognizes aka spoken names
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Codsworth/recognized_names
>no aphrodite or barbie
>>121836509
>no bulge
disapointing. i was expecting girldick
>>121836286
>welcome to the club
the losers club? LMAO, I really hate newshits >_<
>>121836509
Kreygasm
>>121836550
>asdf
wtf people irl actually have asdf as their name?
>>121836595
I got some girldick for you right here *unzips dick*
>>121836661
asdfou
Anyone get theirs from gamestop or best buy on the 9th? tempted to try and get mine today after work since they emailed saying it ready for pickup but its pretty out of the way so i want to be sure.
>>121836693
*puts it in my mouth*
>>121836776
give them a call and if they say yes get a name you autist
>>121836693
pics please
>>121836550
>Fuckface
Now I have a name for my INT 1 guy.
>>121836907
lol
>>121836907
>guy
will renogirl come back
who magog here?
Blizzard CS EU @BlizzardCSEU_EN
REMINDER: #SC2 EU will be going into maintenance in the next few minutes. Finish up those games and make some coffee!
>>121836989
>its about koreans on adderall
>sos is found guilty, stripped of his 2015 blizzcon title and life wins like it was meant to be
>>121837771
damn all you need is adderall to win blizzcon?
I better get some quick then huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ayBioKKhaI
>>121836776
I saw a couple behind the counter an hour ago at my gamestop. You should call in and check
>>121837848
and a gook worth ethic....
>>121838129
whats that worth
Is there any fucking way at all to watch really old replays?
I can't watch anything from early 2015 and before. Says version is no longer supported. This is fucking horse shit
>>121838274
nope, every replay pre-3.0 is unwatchable
oh lol you can already download lotv on asia and sea ~_~
So should I just set it in Asia, update and play?
I can read chinese anyway.
>>121838895
you didnt download it 3 hours ago?
>>121838895
If you bought the english client the game will be in English, no matter what server, only the playerbase change.
>>121839024
i was busy boning ur mom nerd
>>121839121
savaj
>>121839121
Have fun in a graveyard m8.
fml why must I be a useless poorfag
>>121839302
find a sugar daddy
>>121839302
It's okay just come hang out at http://www.destiny.gg/bigscreen and watch senpai play it.
countdown to eu?
>>121839302
dont worry theyll make it f2p within the next month or two after they realize how hard this shit flopped
>>121839476
52 minutes
>>121838148
3 $100k prizes
>>121839494
They won't. It will go down in price but it'll never be F2P. At least not in the following 1-2 years.
did anyone get played yet?
>>121839584
based
>>121839615
it will die in the next 2 months if they dont make it f2p....
i got 12 euro in my bank account who wants to sell me a lotv copy for it
im EU and downloading on asia....
am i gonna get in trouble?
>>121839816
youre gonna get banned son
>>121839703
if by dying you mean it'll go back to its niche audience then yeah, that is exactly what it will happen, it won't be free though
>>121839816
BANNED
>>121839862
You're gonna getspanked
>>121839889
with no new players (too much of an investment for such a non-casual game), old ones getting bored of the game and no new expansion to look forward to for the boost in popularity, ladder will become a ghost town very very quickly
but thats probably what blizzard wants at this point
>>121839816
i wont tell :x
>poorfags
>>121840031
omg :3
>>121839615
>it will go down on price
lmao
blizzard never lower the price for theirs games
2 or 3 times on the year they make a promotion, but that is it.
>>121840221
>2 or 3 times on the year they make a promotion, but that is it.
You're retarded.
>>121840337
dont call me that >______<
Why has the Western Starcraft community gotten so unbelievably bad in the past year?
>streaming a Starcraft player's fucking wedding like it's a big time major event
>for some reason, tons of people are actually mad that old and retired SC2 players want to come back and check out LotV
>immense circle jerking
>>121840458
it was a huge event?
sounds like your reddit
can you guys help me decide my new username, thanks. all suggestions welcome
Guys... I have a 100% winrate in LotV so far...
>>121840704
hotbigtit.....
please stream mp there is nothing to watch....
hey anon...
hook me up with a key
>>121840768
rate my swag
>>121840704
SickDucker
GayFruitBowl
ButtLuver
CreamyCox
Hunkluver420
SweatyAbs
HomoHero
HazardousErection
>>121840458
old le epic personalities coming back guarantees the death of the game when they move on to a different game in 3 months
>>121840768
No you don't. You can't even play yet.
>>121840967
it's up on sea and korea
>>121841060
Why would you even play outside your region? Do you wish you were azn?
>>121840704
tasteless
>>121841137
because you can't on any others
>>121841137
i want to play with cute asian boys...
well i have to go to sleep, work tomorrow...
you guys have fun with lotv in 40 minutes!
good night
>>121840967
you can play on kr
>>121841239
sleep well sickzii
>>121841239
dream of me sickzee
>>121841228
Yeah but release is like 30 min away. It's not like you have to wait a lot. And all you play on those servers won't count, it'll be like playing the beta.
>>121841415
6hours32min
eu archon buddy are you here?
>>121841482
dumb american moron JUST DIE
>>121841239
GIVE ME YOUR CODE
>>121841580
GJ3D-FJWK-EJ1K-0QMC
yw
>>121841564
i will live sorry
30 more minutes till I won't be able to play
i'm so depressed.
i got out of bed to make this post
*cries*
>>121841879
>taken
darnit, too slow again :/
>>121841907
*hugs you*
>>121841879
>>121841936
That's not even a valid code.
>have too much artwork due tomorrow to stay up and play lotv
how did I get to this point in my life
senpai
what went so wrong
>>121842132
based fucking idiot >_<
>>121842170
post your art
>>121842170
sc2 art?
>>121841879
This is US. WHY WOULD YOU POST A US CODE
>>121842170
>what went so wrong
you're doing art
>>121842378
disgusting european idiot
i spit on your kind
>>121842170
>artwork due tomorrow
due where wtf
>>121842489
yo momma can ride my rooster you yankee doodle clown
>>121842378
this guy is a retard in so many levels
download started a few minutes ago in eu lads
Hbt can us aus neets play yet?
>>121842603
>in so many levels
hahhaahahaha...
hahahahahHAHAHAHA...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>121842615
I DON'T HAVE A CODE
I REPEAT
I DO NOT OWN LOTV
please dont tell me you guys havent downloaded lotv yet? You could download it hours ago lol
Click here to head to LAGTVMaximusBlack's channel.
18 MINUTES IN THE UK!
>inb4 server overload and mainteance till 1am.
>>121842806
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I JUST SAID >>121842767
>>121842170
I like this, instead of neeting at home you spend money on an ART degree and knock up dumb blondes.
we are all watching our guy winter, right?
>>121842939
i think it auto updatesanyway
>>121841907
>>121842293
thanks *cries*
you guys are my only friends
>>121842939
i dont listen to people who yell >___<
>>121843125
no, you could download and play it hours ago
>>121843221
does it bring back bad memories from your childhood?
>MrDestructoid
You are permanently banned from talking in wintergaming.
>>121843221
SURE LET ME SPEAK ON YOUR LANGUAGE
*unzips*
>>121843352
>twitch chat
unbased underage
DAMN blizzard does a lot of other games
any good ones?
10 minutes till I will be the only one left in this thread
>>121840704
hEro
9 minutes and this...
>>121843516
this is why you preload on korea server
>>121843483
not really
hstone can be fun casually but it costs a lot of money to get into
>>121843483
not rly
reminder that bobross comes back in 8 mins
>>121843556
bit try hard innit
>>121843516
why didnt you download it already on asia?
tfw 3 mb/s
>>121843483
Are you underage or something? Diablo is good, Hearthstone's alright. Rest are not worth it and Overwatch isn't out yet.
>>121843738
>diablo is good
youre the one whos underage here idiot
>>121843732
alri africa haha
>>121843580
I guess I'm watching this then.
>>121805989
Well, sara kerrigan killed Warfield. And became a zerg again
>>121843483
wow is dead, diablo 3 sucks balls. hearthstone could be good but they refuse to balance for stupid reasons. hots is trash. overwatch dont really know, closed beta.
time for sleep deprivation and starvation
>>121843732
tfw 1
are we playing at playable or waiting till optimal?
Blizzard CS EU @BlizzardCSEU_EN 34s34 seconds ago
UPDATE: Due to a technical issue, the Legacy of the Void deployment is now scheduled to complete at 01:00 CET. Sorry for the inconvenience.
fuck going to sleep shaking my head
>>121843918
only 6 more hours before fallout...
>>121843851
I will forgive your indiscretion because your opinion is probably based on its launch and not its current state.
But call me idiot again and there will be repercussions.
3 minutes left and i havent decided a new name. i will kill myself
>>121843483
D3 is really good nowadays. RoS saved it along with ongoing content patches adding new things. Recently broke the 35mn sold mark on PC and consoles. Extraordinary sales thats for sure.
WoW is still the most well developed MMO out there.
Hearthstone is fun for a casual type of game. Nice way of introducing Warcraft to non Warcraft people aswell. The crafty buggers.
HotS I haven't played. I hear it has potential.
Overwatch isn't out yet but it doesn't interest me.
>>121843979
strings...
>>121844015
thought it leaked? or is that just for console
>>121844027
idiot i even bought reaper of souls
>>121844028
Poopfeast530
>>121843974
IDIOTS
>>121844028
sunny<3
>>121844097
...streamers got permission to play it early. it may have also leaked though. idk. but i bought it =\
>>121843974
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
FUCKING FUCK.
I wanted to make my beachhead on Aiur before going to sleep for all day Starcraft tomorrow.
>>121844028
MulletManMewbert
>>121844181
yeah, some copies got sold early for consoles and there were already torrents for pc version like 10 hours ago. Played a few hours, pretty good so far.
>>121844028
[SNSD] Sunny
>>121843974
lol anon above your post was correct. Here
>>121842918
>tfw forgot to do the final preload
SENPAITACHI HOLD ME ;_;
>>121844340
nah 1 cet is only 12 in uk but close
>>121844350
you still have an hour _._
so now that b.net is down can we discuss graphics settings
>>121843974
1 hour more till 12am for us Brits.
Goddamnit.
Time for a fap then before I play. Farewell anons.
En taro Adun!
Guys I really like starcraft campaigns.
Will this one be as good as HoTs and Wol?
>>121844101
>idiot
That's it, now you've done it.
A curse on thee and your family. A curse I say. May you never know happiness again, may your limbs wither and fall. May your parents resent you and your friends abandon you. May your first born die in its womb.
>>121844539
it will be as good if not better than wol
>>121844028
>>121844146
>>121844284
oink
>>121844629
perfect
>>121844665
misquote?
I really think you guys should take one last fap
>>121844774
im fapping to tgirls right now :3
>>121844774
guess i'll do sunny then
someone post a EU key please
>>121844093
>a literal blizzard shill
>>121844774
I live in a dorm. The last I want is to get caught and have a long talk with a roomie of how to constrain myself while you're all playing the fucking game.
>>121844861
great choice desu
>>121844956
sent :)
>>121845049
quality
will they fugg
>>121845120
Undoubtedly. Grub has the textbook personality of a kekold.
picking up muh box in 5h 47m...
>>121844956
sent!
>>121845097
>>121845295
thanks, you're very kind
>>121845120
why do people have conversations on twitter?
>>121843738
>Diablo is good
>Get your class set
>Quit the game
There is no reason to push leaderboards against people that can just bot paragon levels past neckbeard hours of gameplay.
That leaves you with the campaign or farming mats, neither of which are a better alternative to a bullet in the brain.
Blizzard barely recognized it as a game at blizzcon, with only the mention of a new patch (with minor content added) with a break between season 4 and 5. If you think they're going to be supporting this game anymore you're clearly delusional.
>Look up various forum and website
>Negative hype level
It wasnt mean to be this way
So.... can I just switch to korean server and play right now instead of waiting til midnight EST?
>>121845421
Every game is a waste of time. I finished it on Hell, farmed a month or so after that and made around 1k euro in total selling shit on the RMAH and on trade forums.
>>121845374
so that everyone knows..
>>121845665
yes you dumb burger
post no lotv angst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NvrWciHrBw
https://youtu.be/i5gEh8DfXGo
>>121845924
fucking based
time for asmr
>>121845732
oh god im so excited :)
>>121845924
cringe
>>121845832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CH1Tu9-oSU
>>121845924
jesus america
>>121844629
goddess <3
>>121846091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbdUgiy7SVQ
just ignore the comments...
>>121843483
sc2 is shit, hearthstone is shit, d3 is shit
heroes of the storm is okay, overwatch is good, WoW is fucking amazing and god-tier
>>121846357
Day9!
>>121846397
word
>>121845924
god....
>>121845120
MILE HIGH CLUB INCOMING
guys.. i'm genderfluid
>>121846397
here's you're reply
twitch
.tv/taketv
>>121846603
ill release some gendered fluids ;)
>>121846603
fany.....
>>121846357
sorry but that's hot garbage
Wait, what? Launch is delayed? The patch is downloading just fine for me
>Zeratul is killed after the 2nd mission
Fuck you blizzard. I don't want the grampy prophet Zeratul but I didn't tell you to kill him off.
>>121846949
Servers are still down once you try and log in though, estimated another 30 mins for EU
>>121845924
>8:47
my fucking dick shes hot
>>121846978
Spoilers you shithead.
>>121846949
not for me :/
>>121845924
we're doomed
Oh shit I'm in on EU
>>121846978
SPOILERS DUDE
eu is up
archon mode buddy?
>tfw no hbt stream
>name your character
>>121845924
not even a bully but if i was sent back in time to middle school i'd probably call one of those freaks a faggot as soon as i had to interact with one. a whole pack of them would all fag out and start beating me, i'd try and hit anyone i could tell was a dude
i would get expelled and sent to juvenile hall until i was 18 for hate crimes afterwards
>>121847473
is he still sleeping?
>>121847617
MrSnibbles
>mfw tasteless never plays archon mode with me
NEW THREAD
>>121848332
>>121848332
>>121848332
NEW THREAD
dae???