Cringe edition
>Deck lists, news etc:
http://liquidhearth.com/
http://hearthstoneplayers.com/
http://hearthhead.com/
http://hearthpwn.com/
http://www.hearthstonetopdeck.com/
>Arena Help
http://heartharena.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/adwcta/videos
>Open Tournaments:
https://strivewire.com/
http://play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone/
http://zotac-cup.com/
http://hearthrank.com/
>Watch and learn quest
https://sites.google.com/site/hsgresources1/battletags/
>Deck Tracker:
https://github.com/Epix37/Hearthstone-Deck-Tracker/releases
>>121791607
pussy
rank 1 pussy, i keked
>>121791607
Fuck pally tho
>>121791607
GOAT stream
>>121791607
SQUAD
Why would anyone watch that cringefest when the god Zalae is streaming?
i just woke up, wtf is going on /hsg/? i'm scared, hold me.
>>121791761
Congratulations, Shinji
>>121791607
>that kitchen wall
Holy kek. Who designed that turd?
So does anyone use a deck tracker, if so what is the best one to use?
Also any idea of what deck trackers are illegal to use? I don't know much shit about hearthstone desu
>>121791613
>>121791613
Because Handlock has a higher chance of fucking himself over with his tapping, Jaraxxus and his demons' battlecries. Much more entertaining dynamic to the match
>>121791607
big noses edition, holy shit OP IS SUCH A FAGGOT
>>121791873
The one in the OP, they're okay to use, I think Ben Brode himself said whatever program that does what you could do with pen and paper is fine.
I hate dudebros so much
>>121791965
Yeah, one prerequisite for ending up here is having had your high school crush fucked by Chad.
"I love you as a brother, anon!"
>>121791607
did he try to do some zyzz shit? https://youtu.be/lnu2Z0nrdxE?t=17
How does one play around lightbomb if all your minions would die to it?
>>121792091
Yeah no that never happened it's just whenever they compliment people I throw up a little bit inside my mouth
>>121792138
don't flood your board like a retard, just play 2-3 minions
>>121792138
Not play your whole hand into it
>>121792138
You don't play enough minions to empty your hand out.
>>121792175
>>121792195
But I'm using grim patrons, it's my thing.
>>121792213
light bomb is literally their only counter to patrons, don't complain about it
>>121792265
I guess every deck needs a weakness
>tfw f2p
>tfw managed to save 2400 gold
>tfw next expansion looks mediocre at best
>tfw I just realized that I can buy only 24 packs with my gold
>>121792419
well they're taking 5(five) weeks to release it so you can just use your gold on other adventures tbqf
>>121792419
Do you already have the other expansions?
>>121792419
Arena? I find arena fun, though I'm terrible at it and average 4 wins. Its more the joy of playing with random cards
>>121792502
>>121792527
Yeah I have full NX and BRM. I am really patient f2p'er
>>121792565
Thats probably the only choice, however I really dont want any TGT or GNG packs
goddayum
priest is the only class that got answers with every adventure/expansion for it's problems, surprised it got mediocre cards this adventure, yet entomb and curator are insane tempo cards against control
>>121791761
When will reynad play gay pornas prank
hahahahahah
THIS GUY IS SUCH A BETA HOLY SHIT
>>121791761
>>121791607
I thought he quit streaming, what did I miss?
>>121792775
>>121792672
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GUY DOING
>>121792775
she keeps looking at him when they get "kiss" messages, that faggot that pushed her to his lap she just went with it, he got away...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMEGA FAGGOT DOING DID YOU GUYS FUCKING SEE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
![vlc-record-2015-11-09-02h41m43s-fd___0-.ts_snapshot_06.27_[2015.11.09_02.49.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4OIUKpT.jpg "vlc-record-2015-11-09-02h41m43s-fd___0-.ts_snapshot_06.27_[2015.11.09_02.49.25].jpg")
I didn't want this
He also just played pattycake with her like a faggot
>>121792956
>>121792953
Seriously why are you watching this shit and why do you keep posting it in a video game thread you fucking faggots
Everyone report Reynad's stream. There is no Hearthstone going on.
>>121792738
well i guess in some way it's "gay", just not with guys...i came
>>121793026
The sad thing is that there actually is
>>121793016
shut up nigger
>>121792953
That fucking hand clapping followed by him tripping over and dropping his spagetti, WHAT THE FUCK is he doing
Playing patty cake is literally the thing you do when you're completely out of options. It's like a panic attack.
And she still did it.
>>121793031
>I came to 2 mediocre girls kissing
dude, I think i need to tell you a secret:there are tons of FREE PORN on internet
By the way those are hired actors to keep the donations coming. Doesn't get more obvious than that.
>>121793031
>>121793127
This is a different kind of porn. I'm waiting in anticipation until somebody fucks up.
>>121793127
i know, and i watch that too. maybe i'm just jaded, the real life not-staged softcore stuff seems sexier to me now for some reason.
JUST LOOK AT THIS PATHETIC BETA FAGGOT
>>121793253
>>121793191
Honestly this just makes no sense to me.
>>121793373
DUDE PORN LMAO
>>121793169
Is this Trump?
>>121793373
probably because you're 12. once you've watched porn for over a decade every single day and progressed through all of the various fetishes, you'll understand.
>>121793462
Why dont you
AND HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE
Why dont youjust find a real life gf?
>>121793578
>>>/out/ faggot
>>121793578
Not that guy but porn severely warped my perception of what sex was like.
I had my first gf at 22,I was clumsy as fuck and the only things I knew were from porn videos, but when I tried those she went all what the fuck and then I learned real life people don't fuck like that.
>>121793698
WHat exactly did you do?
Did you try FacialABuse stuff?
Come one tell us everything
lmao
>>121793772
I can't do this anymore, the cringe is through the roof
reporting every single one of you faggots posting this offtopic bullshit
my caps had hearthstone in it so I don't know what you're talking about
what's going on in this stream i don't understand
>>121793738
Nothing special desu, I tried to suck on her tits, she let me do it but later mentioned it was weird seeing an admittedly virgin guy do something like that.
She also refused to suck my dick when I pushed her head towards it like in the videos. said she'd never done it for anybody. Come to think of it , maybe the problem wasn't me.
>>121793951
Reynad's afk and is trying guests streaming for more revenue
>>121793997
>said she'd never done it for anybody
kek
I hope you didn't actually believe her.
>>121794028
Of course not.
We were only together for like two months anyway. Current gf is much more willing, but I have since discovered I don't actually like oral sex, either giving or receiving.
>>121793997
That's weird.I got my dick sucked by a girl who was with a different guy. I licked and fondled her breasts too, she seemed to like it. Sucked on my old girl's breasts too.
This shit is cringier than every
cringe thread i saw on b for the last 7 years
This cant be real life, this must be scripted
>>121794160
Is that so?
>>121794160
>that look of disappointment on her face every time she looks at him
>>121793997
That shit is normal dude it was her that was afraid of sex
>>121794257
Or she was just not that attracted to him.
That's what girls do when they're not attracted to a guy. They pretend they're prudes.
>>121793997
It really doesnt look like problem was you. But I cant say for sure since I wasnt there.
thank god this idiot is being keked, he deserved it
>>121794362
desu she's not that hot
maybe he's just not into her
>>121794309
Yeah but she did have sex with me multiple times while we were together. Strange behavior for a girl that's not attracted to someone.
Whatever, it's been years now. And I still watch incest videos like when I was 15.
>>121794362
she looks so D deprived and disappointed, how can this guy be this much of a kek
>>121794407
I think she's cute, reminds me of a slutty Kirsten Dunst.
>>121794407
Not that hot? She's like 3/10 lmao have you guys ever seen a real girl
>>121794475
You're right nigger she's not a real girl
I THOUGHT THE CRINGE COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>121794475
>see real girls
>implying Holy Champion can't satisfy all my needs.
Superb stream
Just superb
PATTY CAKE
WTF IS THIS
WHERE AM I
WHEN CAN I KILL MYSELF
Ok, i got a heartattack by cringing,
this is beyond everything i saw
"WILL YOU PLAY PATTY CAKES WITH ME"
I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
>>121794662
>>121794689
>>121794705
>>121794720
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT
THAT GUY IS FUCKING UNREAL
![vlc-record-2015-11-09-03h21m55s-fd___0-.ts_snapshot_04.12_[2015.11.09_03.28.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H2ZvRNY.jpg "vlc-record-2015-11-09-03h21m55s-fd___0-.ts_snapshot_04.12_[2015.11.09_03.28.24].jpg")
>is this nigger serious
Those are pretty nice decks for a rank 18 account
>>121794720
what the fuck is patty cakes
twitter /pandajacks95
twitch /pandajacks
instagram /chrissydesuxoxo
this guy is obviously a master troll, its humanly impossible to be this beta
>>121794720
This is in america, right? He basically has to jump through all those hoops to even have a slight change of avoiding a rape charge against whatever whimsical reason she gets in her head.
>>121794902
That's college rule shit not real laws
DID ANYONE SCREENCAP THAT PIC OF REYNAD SLEEPING WITH TAT GIRL?
![vlc-record-2015-11-09-03h26m44s-fd___0-.ts_snapshot_04.55_[2015.11.09_03.32.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AVxWIcL.jpg "vlc-record-2015-11-09-03h26m44s-fd___0-.ts_snapshot_04.55_[2015.11.09_03.32.43].jpg")
Nice headlock faggot
>>121794720
she fat senpai
Reynad confirmed fucking tyggbar. Could forsen be any more of a kek?
>>121795000
>>121795020
Is that tyggbar or celeste? I can't tell
>>121795020
first trump now reynad
forsen is getting keked by everyone
>>121794905
>There are people that don't run double thoughtsteal in their control priest
With this surge of paladins i just had to put mind control back in the deck. Man, grabbing that tirion never gets old
>>121795059
It's tygg unless they changed clothes
CAN YOU STOP IT WITH THE E-CELEBS ALREADY!
Reminds me of 14 year old's buying them sport stickers and talking about their favorite baseball player.
>>121795059
It's tyggbar. She made out with that other girl like 10 mins ago too
>>121795093
What
>>121795093
hey bro, its all about the keks,
stop pretending there´s anything here to talk about
Hearthstone in a competitive or skillfull way.
This General is all about rage, rage and dank memes brah
>I'M NICE GUY
>>121795093
You're right there's so much discussion to be had about this rng infested children's card game
I thought I knew how fucking stupid are people, but this is on another level, Trump is leagues ahead of this guy
I summon Iron Beak Owl and silence your Dr. Boom.
![vlc-record-2015-11-09-03h31m53s-fd___0-.ts_snapshot_08.28_[2015.11.09_03.41.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZZoWtp0.jpg "vlc-record-2015-11-09-03h31m53s-fd___0-.ts_snapshot_08.28_[2015.11.09_03.41.05].jpg")
Observe how a beta tries desperately to reclaim his lost propertyin Hearthstone
anyone wanna help me with watch and learn?
qwer#1997 NA
>Opponent plays Blingtron
>They get Poisoned Blade
>They're Rogue
kek
>my penis is touching her leg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>121795614
manlet, steroids, not even homo sapiens, smoked weed :^)
I'm offduty. Someone else better be recording. I'm too tired to wait for them to fuck up.
>tfw always getting quests for shitty garbage classes I don't play
>>121795963
But m8, no one plays shaman and rogue, it isn't just about you!
>>121795963
>tfw 60 gold quests for classes you literally hate
I can't handle squad, it's a whole new level of cringe.
What the fuck is going on in this stream right now jesus christ
>>121796009
>no Shieldbearer plays Rogue because they're shit
Fixed.
RNG is fucking stupid
this game is fucking stupid
>>121796162
It's a whole new level of cringe
i started smoking weed although its 8 in the morning,
makes the whole shit even cringier
Roping against a facehunter at every turn feels so fucking good.
Legendarys#2620
Need someone for the spec. quest
>>121796269
weeeeeeeed XDXD 420 blaze it /b/ro!
>>121796363
Eu btw
>>121796269
who smokes weed these days?
I don't own apple products, how do I get the packs desu senpaitachi
>>121796269
Mod please ban the underage
FORRRRRRRRRRRSEN
>>121796442
All the cool facebookfriends
>>121796489
I borrowed my friend's Ipad but that requires irl friends...
>>121795963
>get Rogue quest
>guess I'll play Mill Rogue in Casual
>back to back Eboladins, Secret Paladins, Tempo Mages and Facehunters
Fuck this braindead tumor of a "community".
wtf is reynads stream
>>121796437
added, you do me i do you, also have spectate quest
>>121796269
Canadian spotted
Is EU still down?
>>121796489
Aren't there iPad emulators? I got my galaxy and tablet packs by emulating Android.
The cringe fiesta is over, I can sleep at last.
whats the best deck to climb i have
all hunter decks
aggro/ramp druid
secret pally
demon handlock
also
>enemy pally starts emoting me turn 4 because he thinks he is winning
>coin challanger
>challanger
>dr balance
in hand
Who /hyped/ for Seatstory Cup here?
>>121797482
>no Ostkaka
>Tyggbar ditched Forsen, went and kissed Trump, tucked in with Reynad.
I don't know who is more alpha anymore.
>>121797436
Aggro Druid for sure.
>>121797436
depends what level you are at, probably equal between top 2, then 3 then 4
>>121797482
this event always lookslike they have really fun,
not like thos other tournaments
also Take is bro tier...
>>121797552
pro tip
They're all fucking beta for being unable to meet with any women who aren't part of their streaming circlejerk
>>121797482
>no forsen
>eloise
>reynad
garbage desu
>>121797918
when will the forsen meme stop?
he's fucking trash at this game
>>121797643
100% this. Glad someone gets it.
Reminds me, is Wifecoach a streaming whore at all? She seems to mostly stay out of it all and wasn't she with Lifecoach way before HS?
>>121797947
>Trash
>Climb to legend in 1 day
>Miracoli
Maybe he is trash in your opinion, but I wanna see him winning another title.
>>121793997
Dude sucking on a girls tits is completely normal. One of the best parts even
Just dont push a girls head to wards you dick. A gentle sorta gesture sure, but pushing is a turn off for them if they have even a little bit of back bone
>>121798013
yeah, they have a kid together.
>>121797643
So you mean Bushcoach and Kripp are the alphas?
>>121798059
He's not a pro player for sure, memester at best
>>121797947
>destroys firebat
>forsen is trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__WBdA5FvE0
hehe.
>>121798152
Bushcoach is obv an alpha HS is just a hobby for him.
Kripp found his gf through streaming so he's semi beta but still better than the rest
>>121798152
Kripp fits into that bunch as well. Rania was one of his viewers that found out his skype information, then went from there.
>People keep saying Eerie Statue is good in handlock
Jesus christ, they don't need a worse giant. It fits better in silence druid though.
>>121798152
Kripp is a bobblehead that was given life by a wish made by his father gipetto
Enough drama about streamers, more game talk.
What sorts of decks do you want to make work, but have never found a good way of doing them / never been in a good meta for them?
I've always wanted to make a control hunter deck, but have never figured out how to make it work properly.
>>121798463
Control warrior too with their infinite ways to remove everything
Turn 4 statue turn 5 brawl is what the card was made to do
>>121798463
It will be broken as fuck in Rogue.
Just wait and see
>>121798504
I want to make an aggro priest deck, but shadowbomber is just too expensive to craft and doesn't works in other decks at all.
>>121798504
There isn't a way to make it work properly because it doesn't exist. All decks are figured out.
>>121798504
Control hunter will be a thing next xpac
The 2/4 3 mana camel that pulls a 1 mana minion will make it work if you run it with kvaldir raiders and webspinners
They have plenty of control centric spells now and plenty of secrets, so its just a case of running emperor and maybe even lock n load to anhilate the board and refill your hand late game
>>2782554
Exact same situation for me lol.>>121798235
Firebat won in that video lol.
>>121798648
If blizzard did not fuck up hunter's Justicar, control hunter is already a thing.
question, next adventure comes out in a few days but they are silent about prices
considering there's one less wing than usual, do you think the gold price will change? make each wing more expensive so the total gold price stays the same or keep the wing prices and have the xpac be cheaper?
>>121798818
They aren't, retard.
>tfw Dad is a turbokek
FeelsBadMan
>>121798548
Too inconsistent against zoo though, also, you are a control warrior, why do you need big stuff on turn 4?
>>121798557
Shit I can see that working.
>prep
>oil
>hit face
>bladefury clear board
>slam the statue in the face
Balanced.
>>121799027
Against Zoo you just whirlwind and swing with a weapon to clear instead
Ez
Who's the gorilla and how did he become so affluent
Was it football?
>>121799027
It might work in removal heavy mage? As if you're going to be spending a lo of your time casting removal spells on what your enemy summons, you won't be playing any other minions either.
The fuck are you all watching
>>121796029
I had Shaman or Warlock. I rerolled it into a Spectator-Pack quest. No ragrets.
i crashed a overall good arena mage deck with boom and rhonin 0-3
AMA
how goes the arena, f2p bros? Almost got enough gold for new adventure
>rogue
>arena
pick 2
>>121799191
Hmm, true.
>>121799228
Nowadays mage are all tempo or freeze mage. It usually can't do anything against tempo. Maybe suck some damage from flamewaker.
The problem is, what card to replace them? wallet warrior already have many legendaries which have higher value than the statue.
>>121797482
>Zalae
Is this the same guy that wanted Wizards of the Coast to pay him 200k or he will drop MtG?
>>121799723
>no backstabs
7-3 desu
Which packs are better to get TGT or GVG?
I've been able to dust about half the cards I get from classic packs for a while now.
I mostly play warlock if that changes anything.
>>121799874
GVG. Mal'ganis is a boss. Dr. Boo too if you don't have him already.
>>121799845
He's the top HS streamer on Twitch right now
>>121799719
I just fapped to an impregnation pov video to get me up outta bed and Im slightly miffed because I cant find one that has a girl holding a knife to the camera forcing you to impregnate her
Saw it a while ago and cant find it
I hope rogue becomes more powerful this adventure
AMA
who shekel rougue here?
>>121800041
you forgot massan and his totally legit 16k viewers
>>121800137
I have his channeled filtered.
>>121800041
Damn, I liked him playing magic, sad that he stopped
>>121800123
>How to mill
>>121800086
>girl holding a knife to the camera forcing you to impregnate her
saw it yesterday on /gif/
>>121800298
What thread? HELP ME ANON Iooked but when you got a dick in your hand your patience can only stretch so thin
>>121794905
how come priest gets all the rogue themed stealing cards?
>>121795505
anyone?
Do you BM /hsg/?
By the way i just realised Hearthstone is basically not a game but a platform, where people with no real acomplishments can raise their self esteem. A dark truth behind friendly faced cards.
Uninstalled this shit.
Freeze Mage is actually fucking broken.
Daily reminder
>>121800897
So broken it looses to every 90% Druid and Warrior shitter.
>>121799390
It's over already. It was on reynad's stream
>>121800882
Why would I waste my own time? The game is boring enough as it is.
>>121800956
Beating 6 or 7/9 classes consistently is not okay even with a disadvantage against 2 classes.
>>121800882
I BM the shit out of secret shitters whenever possible, rope every turn and spam emotes if I'm winning.
As someone who has been playing ramp druid for the past week execute should cost 2 mana and shield slam should cost 3 having the option of doing infinite for just 1 mana is super broken
>>121801172
and throwing out much larger minions way before you curve into them is fun and balanced?
>>121801301
Trying to justify having 1 mana answers for 7 mana cards :)
>>121801065
Ok here are freezmage mutchups
fucked: Warrior, Combo druid
hard but manageble: Midrange hunter, Bloodlust Shaman
50/50: FaceHunter, Zoo, Face Druid
beat the shit out of them: Handlock, Secret Gay Paladins, Dragon Priest, Midrange Gay Paldins, Tempo Mage. The rest is scarce
Looking to spectate someone winning for a quest, Dundle #2464. Please and thank you.
rate my opening
>>121801404
>50/50: FaceHunter, Zoo
stopped reading
there should be a rank requirement to make posts desu
>>121801385
Suck my dick druid get nerfed
>>121801496
the average IQ of a CW player :)
I want Elise Starseeker to whip me and smother my face
>>121801458
This is high rank stats. You do realise that sometimes you get a bad hand against agro? Or you are stupid desu?
>>121801412
EU or NA?
>>121800910
i would much rather play against face hunter than secret paladin, face hunter is so ez if you draw taunts and heals.
>>121801756
>I'm so braindead retarded I don't know what 50/50 means
>>121801412
>>121801776
Sorry, EU.
>>121801385
Implying mana cost is what wins the game?
Not even me who told you to get nerfed.
Innervate is bs.
>>121801646
Mom, hurry to the computer. I am trolling.
>>121801446
pretty good
is my deck greedy enough
>people actually preordered TGT
>these people will still preorder league of trash
Reminder that the world champion used a total of 0 (zero) TGT cards in his decks. Next year we will most likely see zero league of memers cards in blizzcon
Any decent LoE card reviews to watch/
https://twitter.com/Pandajacks95/status/647153605431005184
He really dodged a fucking bullet on that one, how can someone be so stupid
>>121801985
Sorry Anon but there is no preorder for LoE
>>121801985
Pepe, my freund i already uninstalled.
>>121802051
same shit, people will spend money on this trash expansion after the disaster of TGT
>>121801985
unearthed is the best 3 drop in the game desu senpai kekboy
>>121802228
and whats wrong with it?
>>121801669
I want Incase to draw lots of lewd art of her.
>Blizzard rushes out new adventure
>doesnt have a preorder
>announces it a week before it comes out
>most cards look terrible
Why would they rush this shit out? It's coming out almost 2 months faster than any other card set!
>Hearthstone release - March 11, 2014
4 months, 11 days
>Curse of Naxxramas - July 22, 2014
4 months, 16 days
>Goblins vs. Gnomes - December 8, 2014
3 months, 25 days
>Blackrock Mountain - April 2, 2015
4 months, 22 days
>The Grand Tournament - August 24, 2015
2 months, 19 days
>League of Explorers - November 12, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=F4Qv221_ydE
holy shit I can't believe this I am dying of laughter
how big do their balls have to be in order to do this against the biggest shills in the game industry?
>>121802348
>google this guy
>find his patreon page
>he makes 5K a month
>5K a month for drawing porn
How common is it to lose your account?
I don't want to use an authenticator or give Blizzard my real information. Kinda scary dumping money into this game with the thought that I might get locked out of it because all the info on it is fake.
>>121802461
they had to rush it out to stop all the redditors crying. Now everyone will be talking about the adventure instead of complaining about balance
>>121802587
Just tell me your account name, email and their passwords and I'll authenticate it for you
>>121802587
>or give Blizzard my real information
Jesus christ you're probably also one of those redditors that censors every screenshot.
>>121802521
This actually looks cool because its a tactics game with cards
>>121802553
Yeah I could live with that.
>>121802521
>runescape
does anyone still play this game? I thought it was dead
>>121802587
Blizzard is no jap company. Not very common unless your're using the same password for everything/watching porn without protection
Is there any hope left for shaman or should I just dust this faggot and craft Justicar?
>>121802723
That's just his guaranteed income from donations. He probably makes another 5K from private commissions.
>>121802553
>Someone has a useful skill
>There is a demand for porn
>He supplies porn
Welcome to capitalism anon.
>>121802553
His porn is good tho
>>121802774
Shamans are equivilent to the shamans in the real game.they're the veterans on the streets begging for money
>>121802838
Meh I've been browsing his tumblr page and it doesn't look that good to me.
>>121802553
He draws art well enough that people are willing to pay for it. It's way better than "professional streamers".
>>121802774
I love this Shaman is bad meme desu. And Al Akir is staple.
