Tarakanovich edition
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>109 Patch
Adds new content, breaks old content, buffs and nerfs items.
Patch notes never
Azazel nerf is BUGGED, supposedly. 9mb patch MAY have fixed this.
>General Information
http://bindingofisaac.com/
FAQ:
>What does "item" do?
http://platinumgod.co.uk/rebirth
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Binding_of_Isaac:_Rebirth_Wiki
>What's that HUD that people are using?
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2
>What is "thing" on the post-it note?
Top row: Mom's Heart/It Lives, Isaac, Boss Rush
Middle row: Satan, ???, The Lamb
Bottom row: Mega Satan, Greed Mode, Hush
>What is Hush/Blue Womb?
New boss in a new area that opens when you beat Mom's Heart before the 30th minute.
>How to unlock The Lost?
Please note that the seeds are from Rebirth, and don't work in Afterbirth anymore.
1. Isaac must die to a Mulliboom in one of the Basement floors. Mulliboom seed: FHRD S1N1 (Go into the large room above the starting room. You can easily die from full health in here to them.) Or if not: JTMD EZPF (one is directly below - Normal difficulty)
2. Magdalene must die to her own bomb in one of the Caves floors. (Pyro Seed: ALFA 0NTZ)
3. Judas must die to Mom's Foot as Judas in one of the Depths or Necropolis floors. Good Seed: 8LDE 8XDX (Wait on using the Joker till the 3rd floor and avoid the devil rooms and you'll get the sacred heart. You also get the Sad Onion on the first floor.
4. Azazel must die to Satan in Sheol (his blood/laser form or hooves, NOT leeches or The Fallen). You must NOT use a seed.
UPDATE
THE
LOST
SEEDS
>hush no longer lets you continue the fight
Fuck this.
I was hoping to knock out 5 hard mode postit marks with Eve in one go, and I only got 3.
Now, for whatever reason, I have to do two more runs with this horror, and one of them has to be Angel rooms.
first for bugs
>>121740473
I continued from Hush like two hours ago.
>>121740064
so what should i pick now?
>>121740473
this tbqh
>>121740701
Gimpy
nicalis must get confused when they use a 20% coupon on an already discounted game on gmg
>>121740652
So the chest is a one-time thing, and I just happened to get it on that run?
>>121740473
>>hush no longer lets you continue the fight
Only for the first time you beat him after the patch, every fight after will now spawn sheol/cathedrel instead of the end chest
>>121740701
they're all pretty eh but if you really want one go with gimpy
>>121740905
Chest only appears if you haven't yet gotten ending 17.
>>121740828
>>121740948
same person here
should i risk getting the yellow syringe?
i'm scared
>>121740828
>bought Gimpy in a blue babby run today for 3 blue soul hearts
>fucking shit item only gave me a soul heart once
I swear the rate on that item is stupidly low
>>121740879
>mfw Chaos + Restock
>>121740089
Source?
>>121741223
It's because it's based on Luck.
If you have 22 Luck, it'll drop a Heart 50% of the time.But due to a bug, if you have more than 22 Luck it will NEVER drop any Hearts.
Thread dead during egg stream
he's not even playing isaac u fucks
>>121741293
Tarakanovich
What was added/broken/fixed with the new patch? I just went on steam and it downloaded something more for BoI
>>121741513
Thanks.
Help! Is there a way to destroy this without taking damage?
>inb4 2 charges
>>121742503
Just ignore it, go place a bomb >V of the tinted rock, put out the > fire and sit in it.
Should break the rock, expose the chest & open it; if it sets off the barrel you'll be fine.
I already have Ipecac+Cricket's Body. If I pick this up will it carry me even harder or will I kill myself 100%?
>This Eden start
If I fail to kill Hush I am officially the biggest scrub
New player here.
Is 9 lives ever worth it?
>>121742942
>trinket + card + sackboy
damn son, color me jealous as fuck.
>>121742503
Place a bomb where the red circle is, put out the top left fire then run to the bottom left corner.
Let's make a character, goyim
1-2 decides which character we build off of (no Eden or Azazel)
2-3 decides which item they begin with
4-5 decides another item they begin with
6-7 picked Whip Worm for trinket last thread
8 decides how many coins they begin with
9 decides how many keys they begin with
0 decides how many bombs they start with
Dubs decides how many soul or black hearts they begin with
Remember that except for character, "none" is an accepted response
DONT PICK UP INCUBUS + MARKED , it kills the familiar.
Also fuck hush
>>121743135
It gives you 1/3rd of the guppy transformation; allows you to use items like suicide king.
It's great if you have mainly gray (spirit/soul) or black (black/devil/demon) hearts.
It's a fantastic item that is likely bad for new players on account of removing all but one of your red hearts. That being said, if you only had 1 red heart, picking it up in a devil deal for 1 heart would give it to you free of charge.
>>121743135
Only if you have two or less hearts. Do note its only real use is to trigger the Guppy transformation, so don't rely on it for the actual effect.
>>121743234
blue baby
>>121743135
As far as I know, if you're playing as the lost (pretty sure it works for him) or suicide king as you glean get a lot of items but I think that card is a late game unlock
>>121743234
???
Yum Heart
Lil Chad
0
0
0
1/2
>>121743234
the lost
none
none
----
none
none
none
none
>>121743491
Oh shit
So we have
>Built off of Bluebaby
>Starts with Whip Worm
>>121742756
>>121743208
I dreaded I had to waste a bomb, but it can't be helped. Thanks very much.
>>121743234
>Item
MissingNo
>Other Item
Chaos
>Coins
0
>Keys
5
>Bombs
0
>>121743234
>Cain
>Money = Power
>Head of the Keeper
>
>0
>1
>0
>1 soul 1 black
>>121743543
>>121743594
>Bluebaby that begins with Yum Heart
lel, good job guys
Which one?
>>121744069
right
>>121744069
My ESP says both.
>>121744069
looks like you're pretty early on, I'd get both and if they're crap just restart
>Maw of the void has a chance of dropping black hearts from enemies killed by it
How i'm supposed to kill something with it if it does shit damage? atleast make it scale on my own damage
>>121744069
right
>>121742942
Fuck this fucking room that was too close
>>121744156
>>121744179
>>121744217
>>121744224
Dead Cat and Cambion Conceptionand yes, I did pick up Dead Cat first (right) and then killed myself to get the other
>good item in the shop
>two coins short
>no bombs
ayy lmao
I'm so fucking done with this shitty character.
>tfw the completion achievement is bugged
Great job Nicalis.
i hate greed mode with azazel
>>121744718
is it happening ?
>>121744718
You know it's just too little too late?
![3F1428AEEF340D8EBA9D8C50E33A11D48CD0E161[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aP9s9Bo.jpg "3F1428AEEF340D8EBA9D8C50E33A11D48CD0E161[1].jpg")
Hot off the data-mine presses.
>>121744961
warm place?
>>121744718
The fuck is this?
>>121744961
greed ass makes me go lust
>mfw all this talk about steaks has really made me hungry and want to get some good steak.
Fucking Edmund.
>>121745195
Keeper
![1E67799DD3D99E32845823E355D37C4910FC2566[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C2f3Gsw.jpg "1E67799DD3D99E32845823E355D37C4910FC2566[1].jpg")
>>121745071
And the big one.
>>121745105
what?i'm new here sorry
i don't get all the insiders
>>121745281
Why are you posting things discovered before first patch under spolier?
>>121745289
>implying
>>121745071
>>121745289
those are neither datamined nor hot off the presses
>>121745417
Because I'm pretty autistic
>>121745494
they were data mined though
Are there any secrets left to be found or has everything been found/datamined?
>>121744929
It's not "Bugged", you just have to wait for Edmund to let us unlock the Keeper and all his Post-It Notes.
In other words, slow down on eating that steak.
Polly + Proptosis + Cricket's Head + Deadeye + Twin Succubus. Holy shit that was a wild ride.
>>121745601
Keeper but he is not finished yet.
>>121745580
sure, a while ago. but those screenshots aren't
>>121744929
So I guess it means you have to beat Mom's Heart / It Lives one last time once they fix that, if ever, so the game confirms fully completed hard mode post-it, so you get Blinding Baby
>>121745601
we still dont know how much edmund steak really cost
>-27
Why am I so bad, I thought I was good at this game but I have been getting my ass kicked lately
>>121745681
The biggest shot I managed covered about 1.3 screens.
This is what I have to work with in Boss Rush next time I play. I got real fucking lucky with this setup.
>>121745575
Interesting. The annoying part is the fact that this should already be in the game when Afterbirth was released, but they just keep proving they're witholding content.
>>121746074
>witholding content.
but it's nothing like this anon. Just think about it like cooking. You buy the ingredients ahead and then you cook the recipe adding ingredients each time. It's not like he had those things before already prepared and stored somewhere like that fucking pasta your mother stores and cooks you over and over for a week.
>>121745071
Literally meh. Nice but not too much.
>>121745289
please be true
BUT with d4 rolls you out of the mantle so why have both?
>Septuple Shot with Number One
>both Whip Worm and Tapeworm available
which
>>121745575
New final boss?
>>121745281
Please tell me this is going to be legit obtainable somehow. I love brimstone, having a super one would be great.
>>121744961
I can't stop looking at that ass.
Why is edmund actively removing every bit of fun from the game with each update ?
>>121744961
>First attempt at Greed Mode with Azazel
>Get Guppy and a shit ton of soul hearts and damage ups
>>121747417
Indie devs hate fun and video games.
>>121746535
>like that fucking pasta your mother stores and cooks you over and over for a week
Is there actually a country where this is done? Absolutely disgusting.
>>121747239
That'sHush, butskinless.
>>121747417
>you can't loop the chest with Undefined anymore
Why the fuck?
>>121747621Italy
I dont think this happens often in other places is just that my mother sucks at cooking
>>121747454
I require more temmie gifs
>caves 1
>boss is 4 monstros
So I beat Mom's heart at 22 minutes, but I just got a devil door that went to Sheol and Satan as usual. What went wrong?
Also after beating Mom before the womb a crack in the back wall opened up, but I was going for the 30 minute heart mark so I didn't investigate, did I miss out on something great?
>>121748617
You missed the most unfun bullet sponge in the game.Also you missed a chance at unlocking some pretty good items depending on who you were playing as.
>>121748593
>Cellar 1
>boss is 2 Gurdy Jrs
>>121748617
you missed out a very hard boss who gives no fuck about your damage. get chaos card or suffer
>>121748617
If you beat Mom in 20 minutes, you get to pick an extra item out of 2 or 4 choices but you have to fight a boss rush of nearly every boss that can appear in the first 6 floors.
If you beat Mom's Heart in 30 minutes you can fight Hush, but you need to unlock his area first.
>>121748617
>>121748783
Oh wait, Mom fight, my bad, that's just Boss Rush.
You still missed a chance at unlocks.
I just had a normal Greed and 2 small greedheads in the room before Ultra Greed. Did Eggmound change things?
>>121748816
>about to fight the lamb
>this nonsense
one sixty NINE
>>121748994
Even Isaac looks like he's had enough of this shit.
>>121749136
AYOO AYOO
HOL UP
*drops the lokor*
>>121748816
>Caves Greed mode
>Deal fight is 3 Stains
>>121749327
>Basement Greed Mode
>one of the bosses is Double Mega Fatty
Edmund "open the hatch when you download my patch" McMillen
Edmund "enjoying lilith? too bad she's killith" McMillen
Help me, /boig/, I need more.
More pregnant demonsI keep being late fuck
The Brimstone icon is Mega Satan, right? Also, why does Today's DR have so many transformations?!
>>121749436
Edmund "seizures are fun, not a 1 run" McMillen
>Get to blue womb with ???
>Curse of the blind
>"Oh well, can't hurt to pick stuff up"
>Cursed eye
Fuck you Edmund.
The Dank One
Did brimstone always have those lines around it or is it because I also have technology?
>>121750139
I'm surprised there aren't any more jokes about the "Dank" Depths.
>>121750272
tecno
>>121750272
holy shit that's cool
it's because tech
Why are Greed Devil rooms so shit?
I can't get a deal as Eve to drop my health, only runes.
>get interdemensional baby
>get papa fly the next floor
>it has the same delayed follow so papa fly is always shooting double tears
neat
>>121750272
yeah tech now spiral along your brim laserAS IF IT WASN'T FUCKING COOL ENOUGH
>beat everything before Afterbirth release
>have to beat mega satan and the lamb with everyone again
haha yea
>the reward for beating Speed!
WHAT THE FUCK
>>121749436
Edmund "you knew the cost of spoiling the lost" McMillen
>Ludovico + Gnawed Leaf + Ball of Bandages
>Beat Satan by just standing in the middle of the room and AFKing
>>121750534
>>121750272
I noticed that before too, does that boost the damage at all if you have both?
>>121750608
What do you mean, don't you want basically a FREE bomb once that takes up a spot?
>>121750792
I can't really tell, because I have plenty of other damage ups on top of this
>struggle the whole weekend trying to get Mega Satan done with the Lost
>finally a strong run
>Guppy and Infestation 2 with Hivemind, high damage and high tears
>wreck everything I come across
>be on Depths 2 right before Mom's fight
>find a pill I don't know and use it
>Telepills!
>I AM ERROR
>I don't have the Polaroid nor the Negative so I can't fight Mega Satan
>all that shit for pretty much nothing
>mfw
>it's Curse of the Blind and there's an unknown item in the middle
>Dead Cat
>I can just bomb myself back to the level
Thank fuck I picked Chaos earlier in the game. I've never been closer to throwing my computer out of the window.
>eight runs with Judas
>one angel room
>no bombs
This is stupid.
>>121750692
That's nice.
Why is this allowed?At this point I can one-shot bosses like Monstro II, but this is really unfair still
>>121750608
At least it's a third option of getting to mega satan
>>121751498
nigga the doors ain't shut
you can just leave
>>121751498
Because you can leave immediately.
>>121751607
>>121751629
I paid for this steak.
>>121749436
Edmund "Eat that steak slow, let the juices flow" McMillen
>>121751498
It is also the darker monstros, they either jump or puke a lot instead of jump around like retards.
>>121751409t-thanks
>get ludovico with Lilith
>can now control a tear as well as shoot with familiars
>pick up Tech X
>completely overrides ludo
I was promised synergies
>>121750340
Over 10 billion hours in mspaint
>>121752183
fuken saved
>>121749436
Edmund "I'll take care of Azael with a rusty shovel" McMillen.
>it's a "I make it all the way to chest/dark room only to find out I dont have the key or dad's key" run
>>121740089
>Try to play
>Pick random
>Get eden
>Have fun
>Remember my gf left me an hour ago
>Quit game
Rinse and repeat
>>121752112
Wait, so Ludovico works with Technology, but not Tech X? Seriously?
>>121752342
Edmund "Box of Friends getting nerfed is an allegory of my life" McMillen
>>121752112
>>121752684
Yep.
I feel like they put no synergies into the new items, especially Tech.X.
There is literally no reason why this fight should take 5 minutes
>>121749436
Edmund "Scaling damage is good, stop eating the food" Mcmillen
Edmund "Try not to cry, when you see the patch" Mcmillen
Edmund "The lost starts with d4, now leave me alone" Mcmillen
so is the game finished now?
Lilith
Sucks
Now
Isn't this such a good game?
Don't you just enjoy every second of the fucking good game?
Especially when such epic things happen (SEVEN) times in a row?
>>121749436
Edmund "There'll be no fun until the ARG's done" McMillen
Edmund "Pull the nerf trigger on every demon nigger" McMillen
Edmund "Lower the axe 'til all items are lax" McMillen
>>121753118
Why don't you slow down you entitled piece of trash?
>>121753008
woah there, you don't want to choke on your steak, do you?
>>121749436
Edmund "McShillen" McMillen
>>121753061
Edmund "Better remove the bag, it's too much fun" Mcmillen
Edmund "This item's not nerfed, it's one of my faves" Mcmillen
Edmund "This game kind of works, it's fine enough" Mcmillen
>>121749436
Edmund "they said the the game was too easy so I just broke everything because I'm fat and lazy" McMillen.
This steak sucks, can I put ketchup on it?
http://strawpoll.me/5959748
Dr. Fetus with Monstro's Lung and Crown of Light is fun.
>>121753826
You're doing it entirely wrong
>>121753234
filter meme
>>121753887
no never
>>121749436
Edmund "you will not see the patch notes" McMillen.
Guys, I don't want to sound like a retard but is speed even fucking possible to complete? Am I missing something?
>>121753903
thanks
>>121753826
>>121753861
>>121754094
They have to rhyme you retards
>>121753903
>430x377
Edmund "If there's fun to be had, I'll make it bad" McMillen
>>121754214
my toaster is that bad
>>121753008
It feels so good being able to end it in 3 seconds
Edmund "If the item's a hit, let's turn it to shit" McMillen
>>121743135
As you get more experienced, you're going to want to run mostly on spirit hearts.
The reason being if you don't take red heart damage, you have greatly increased chances of getting a deal with the devil. Plus, if you take the deals, you're going to give your red hearts away anyway. On top of that, a bunch of good items require you to be at half a red heart or under (whore of babylon, empty vessel, polaroid/negative, etc).
In short, spirit hearts are pretty much always the way to go. And if you're doing that, the main downside of 9 lives goes away.
Edmund "Fuck balance, do the challenge" mcmillen
Edmund "Cmon gamestop guy, give the guitar" Mcmillen
Edmund "If it's broken, it's not my problem" Mcmillen
>>121754131
It is, but I wouldn't bother. It's probably Edmund's favorite challenge because of how little fun it is.
>>121754329
have you tried this dude? https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/2ld3t1/psa_how_to_speed_up_rebirth_considerably_even_on/
I mean come on
How did edmund think brains would be remotely enjoyable?
>>121754620
yes
i have that applied actually
>Egg firing shots at Eggmund
>>121754739
I have nothing more to offer except my condolences.
>>121754783
What did he say?
>NL made a joke about how Edmund actively discourages player fun
oh shit he's here
>>121754735
Still better than Beans, aka "Pray you find the most direct path to the boss room.
>>121751313
Drawback is Dead Cat and other extra life giving items prevent Alt F4 Exploit. Also picking up items and using permanent effect spacebar stuff like D4 saves the game. You could have just Alt F4ed out of I AM ERROR room, and remembered which pill is Telepill
Oh, and rerolls are set in stone. No matter how many times you Alt F4 or whatnot, item rerolls are the same, only random from run to run.
So if you get a good item in a treasure room early, leave it, go to the boss, win, if the boss item is a shit one like an HP up, take it, reroll it, then go back for the good treasure room item. Easy.
>>121754783
WHAT'D HE SAY WHAT'D HE SAY
>>121754739
Seriously? holy shit dude I'm so sorry
Who is your bossfu?
Wait, this is a thing now?
>>121755215
>extra life giving items prevent Alt F4 Exploit
What a fucking tragedy, your scrub crutch is gone when you pick up dead cat.
>>121755454
Yep. They seem to be extremely rare. NL is actually the first I've heard of.
>>121755014
>>121755335
it's really not that painful to play that way actually. well, not as painful as you guys make it out anyway.
i miss being able to fullscreen like i could in rebirth, but i can live with this
>>121754581
You're ruining the meme senpai.
>>121747041
You can't reroll out of given items.
>firemind with the Lost
I've made a mistake
Edmund "If you're feeling gay, a nerf's on the way" McMillen
Classical usage for all you degenerates in here
>>121755454
Oh, I guess he gives bomb upgrades, neat.I almost instinctively put a bomb right beside him instead of touching him to give him the bomb
>>121755840
Did he get one from the judgment card too or can they spawn naturally?
fresh meme
>>121756051
Eggmund "I'm such a hack, I'll nerf the Sack" McMuffin
How the fuck are you supposed to get to Hush with Lilith? It took 25 minutes for me to get to Womb 1's boss room and I was skipping every room possible. I even had Leo in the first treasure room to blow up anything in my line of fire and Magic Mushroom from the first boss and didn't have to go through any Flooded Cavern levels.
And it was all for naught anyway since the Bloat dropped the miserable five hearts I had in less than 40 seconds.
>>121756179
saved
>>121756179
what a shit game
EAT MY STEAK
CHOKE ON IT
>>121756290
Edmund "Nothing is safe, I'll nerf a year late" McMillen
>acquired well over 300 coins on the run
>Greed and Super Greed in the Depths
>donation machine jammed at 3
I actually don't like this game
>>121756051
Edmund "What the fuck did you just fucking do in my game, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in game design, and I’ve been involved in numerous game jams, and I have over 300,000 confirmed sales. I am trained in flash and I’m the top creator in the entire Steamworks community. You are nothing to me but just another D6 bait. I will wipe you the fuck out with nerfing the likes of which has never been seen before in this franchise, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with breaking my game over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of programmers across Nicalis and your ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the nerf, maggot. The nerf that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hype. You’re fucking dead, item. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can nerf you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my buddy Tyrone. Not only am I extensively trained in nerfing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Nicalis and I will use it to its full extent to nerf your miserable ass off the face out of relevance, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” breaking was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit nerfs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking nerfed, kiddo." McMillenhaha
>>121756583
Edmund "If you're having fun, I'm getting my gun" McMillen
>>121756489
Excellent reaction image material though
>>121756448git gud and kill things faster
>>121756710
haha
>>121756861
man I was two-shotting everything that wasn't a champion
>>121756660
If you raise up any decent amount of money by the depths you can practically guarantee both stores will have a Greed form. Then you can just sit on your 99 coins the rest of the run because fuck you.
>>121756771
Edmund "I'd collect unemployment before I'd give you enjoyment" McMillen
IT'S TIME
HERE I GO
LILITH VS HUSHinb4 I'm fucking dead
>>121756660
You should go to shops earlier and donate faster.
But
>Greed in Depths 1
>Super Greed in Depths 2
Happens way too often.
>>121757069
Then what was taking you so long?
Edmund "Fun is worthless excrement, nerfing is my element" McMillen
Edmund "That item there was excellent, now it's barely relevant" McMillen
Edmund "Your tears to me are like a choir, it's a bug I'm not a liar" McMillen
If I kill Mega Satan it will end the run right? I can't visit other rooms afterwards.
>>121757385
Right, so kill ??? or Lamb first.
If you need to
>>121757385
correct
>>121757292
Splitter enemies and hosts.
>>121757261
What are those mods?
>>121757309
still can't fathom the glass canon nerf in a game where insanely overpowered items like brimstone and epic fetus exist
Edmund "My name is McMillen, your fun I'll be killin" McMillen
>>121757706
They're next.
Do I kill Mega Satan for the first time on Eden or do I just use my golden remote to force I AM ERROR rooms, looping the dark room until something fun happens?
>Skeletal mom hands
FUCK these things
Any enemy that does the fucking exploding rock line is cancer
>>121757947
>implying you can loop the chest/darkroom with error rooms anymore
LOL is that fun I see? Have a nerf, kiddo. Chew more slowly.
Edmund "If it clears a room, the item is doomed" McMillen
>>121757584
Missinghud
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2
Also, only died once so far to Hush with Lilith.
I need to pop Chariot if the Gapers get too close. Also the tear beam rays TRACK you. AND THEY LEAVE BEHIND CREEP.
But yeah, I got him down to less than a quarter health. I can do this. I got Chariot, Scapular, three blocking orbitals, the Circle of Protection, Ipecac, Placenta, Celtic Cross, Synthoil, Magic Mush, Mom's Contact, Stigmata (from Boss Rush), and BFFs.I also took Experimental Treatment from one of the treasure rooms before Hush. It took away a little speed and range and gave me more damage and luck. Not to mention took one of my read hearts. I had 5, now 4. Mega Stan still doable.
>>121758021
>fat worm that pops out and has a rock ring around it
>always see two of them in a room and they pop up right by eachother killing the other one instantly with the rocks
>next patch
>"Made a few balance changes :^)"
>all rooms are small rooms
>picking up Brimstone, Epic Fetus, or any overpowered item causes the game to instantly crash and forces you to play The Lost until you beat the game with The Lost's base stats
>>121758275
>mfw they do this every time
>>121758275
Those guys are fine
They don't punch up into your colon that often
It's those enemies that fire the lines of of them across the room
>>121758021
All Fatty variations are cancer, the undead one is almost as bad as Green Bloat
>doing good
>curse of the blind
>soy milk
EVERY FUCKING TIME, FUCK
>>121749436
edmund "more hp means more difficulty" mcmillen
>>121758519
>he takes items when curse of the blind is active
>he complains
You're a pleb.
>>121758572
>Edmund was seriously considering giving HP Scaling to every boss, not on such a grandiose scale as Hush and Ultra Greed, but Scaling nonetheless
>>121755215
Guppy's collar doesn't end Alt-F4. You can just keep restarting until it procs.
>>121758519
Soy milk is good though
Just had my first crash of Afterbirth after killing a boss during Blue Bomber.
Thanks Egg Mud, what a game, money well spent, where's the rest of the content
>>121758519
>Having an amazing start
>Caves 1
>Curse of the blind
>Cursed Eye!
[Holding R Intensifies]
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>>121758751
Minor HP scaling for bosses is not a bad idea. The problem isn't the scaling in itself, it's that what it scales to is absurdly high for the level of power that you have, no matter how strong you are.
>>121755449
Gurglings, Gurdy Jr., Gurdy, Mama Gurdy
>>121758929
i no damaged hush on my first fight with him faggot
git gud.
>>121759049
a shit
OH COME THE FUCK ON
I HAVE THE KEY ALREADY
JUST LET ME GO FIGHT MEGA SATAN
FUCK YOU
Oh?
What's that?
Blue Bomber can be impossible because Satan's foot takes no damage from Kamikazee?
Hahaha, okay. Sorry folks. Here, have some abysmal chip damage. Now you can beat him, in five hours.
Edmund "open the hatch when you download my patch" McMillen
Edmund "enjoying lilith? too bad she's killith" McMillen
Edmund "seizures are fun, not a 1 run" McMillen
Edmund "you knew the cost of spoiling the lost" McMillen
Edmund "Eat that steak slow, let the juices flow" McMillen
Edmund "There'll be no fun until the ARG's done" McMillen
Edmund "Pull the nerf trigger on every demon nigger" McMillen
Edmund "Lower the axe 'til all items are lax" McMillen
Edmund "McShillen" McMillen
Edmund "they said the the game was too easy so I just broke everything because I'm fat and lazy" McMillen.
Edmund "If there's fun to be had, I'll make it bad" McMillen
Edmund "If the item's a hit, let's turn it to shit" McMillen
Edmund "If you're feeling gay, a nerf's on the way" McMillen
Eggmund "I'm such a hack, I'll nerf the Sack" McMuffin
Edmund "Nothing is safe, I'll nerf a year late" McMillen
Edmund "If you're having fun, I'm getting my gun" McMillen
Edmund "Fun is worthless excrement, nerfing is my element" McMillen
Edmund "That item there was excellent, now it's barely relevant" McMillen
Edmund "Your tears to me are like a choir, it's a bug I'm not a liar" McMillen
Edmund "If it clears a room, the item is doomed" McMillen
thanks men
>>121758938
This, Hush shouldn't take just as long with Soy Milk + Poison Tears as it does with fucking quadruple Brimstone
Scaling HP based on your damage is fine, but the current way they do it is fucking retarded. It makes all your damage items not even matter.
Just got first win in the game as magdeline.
I just finally finished Speed.
Thank fucking God.
>>121759513
A lot of these don't even rhyme.
4/10 apply yourself.
>Dark Room
>Curse of the Blind
>One Red Chest took me to Devil Room
Should I?
>>121759520
The solution is having a set minimum HP and a set maximum HP for each boss, and scaling between those two.
>>121759513
>Edmund "If it clears a room, the item is doomed" McMillen
>>121759364
Brah
Use bombs
Like 10 will kill his feet
